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Horrid noises
I literally opened my steam deck at work to fact check this info, he’s right… it is the best weapon
“Waiter. There’s a fly in my soup!”
So we're just collectively ignoring the pfp?
WONDERHOY
WONDERHOY EMOJI
This sucks, great job everyone
He should feed them things that are actually healthy for them.
Gadget privacy is an oxymoron.
mushrooms are actually aliens in disguise
I heard they also serve ceiling spaghetti.
It's sad, the restaurant really hit rock bottom.
The boat of dictationary
Atleast he didn’t say grow up
Whyy why did u have to fall into the lake agent 47. It was going smoothly then.
I hate the English language so much.
Co
"Tis but a scratch! "
Get it OFF the menu and ON the FLOOR!!!
You call them "glass shards" I call them *spiceness*
Actually, the floor soup is on the floor.
And them’s the facts… perchance.
When the Janitor steps in for cafeteria duty
I think all of Italy and maybe Europe too is really confused after this video. Bidet are not those strange things which goes inside your WC and automatically clean your ass. The bidet is an external supplement, like a second WC, it looks like a sink with the height of a WC, and you have to use it after you’ve used toilet paper. You sit over it (in front or in the opposite direction of the wall, you decide), and you use water (which comes out from a sink identical to the one you wash your hands with) to clean you ass USING YOUR HANDS, or else you won’t be doing nothing, because not all bidets make you ass wet if you don’t direct the water directly. THE SOAP IS NECESSARY, it’s like washing your hands or armpits, without soap it’s literally useless. After that you clean your butt/pp/puzzy with a towel (at least in Italy we all have a towel just for that), then we wash our hands.
This is a risky move, as someone could uncook the floor soup and turn it back into its original ingredients
Bad cable management, take it all out
I had enough. I unsub
As a normal Italian guy who used bidet for the entirety of his life, he doesn’t know how a fucking bidet works.
Well, I don’t get why sending Tony the Tiger Counting on Cereal image is even a problem!
"On the menu" will never not be about "meat's back on the menu, boys!" to me.
….Augustus Gloop?
The ass master has spoken
So that's how language dies, not with a bang, but with a boob.
Adam Smasher
WHY WAS THERE A UWU SOUND EFFECT FOR THE WONDERHOY EMOJI HELP????
I’ve never given anyone negative gratuity before.. aw shucks - here’s -$15.00 for your service this evening.
You eat here because everything's fresh from the soil!
Fun fact, this is actually the logic behind how magic works in The Sorcerer's Apprentice Leather shoes are recommended for casting spells because sneakers have rubber soles and break the circuit
**space around the sign bends, and collapses into a void, taking form of a human holding a bottle of iced tea** Seriously? We cant be here? At least this time i didnt make anything collapse on itself..!
**mmmm this floor is quite **-flavourful-** floorvourfull**
This is why I’ve finally (after 25 years of playing) quit Chess. Everything has been done, the games are too predictable.
People that just fall asleep as soon as they tuck themselves in scare me, what else are they capable of
I'm gonna need a comically large spoon
i thought it was on the floor, not the menu
Probably just splashed a little.
When I go to the wei or the crit, there is floor alcohol everywhere, in massive quantities :D
But is there an implied, more sinister soup of the night?
He claims it’s something else entirely but windows could still be necessary or the car to go. In order to be rigorous we should look to the bicycle which has no windows and can move as well.
A brimming cup of brain-eating amoeba
I saw the notification at work, thought it said flour soup and until now, I was very confused
The crunchy bits are not croutons.
The floor is made out of... floor.