Jeaney Collects

Jeaney Collects

Hello and welcome to Jeaney Collects!

I make videos and do voices.

If you've got any ideas or suggestions for future videos, you can tag me on Twitter. If I think that I can make a decent video from it, then there's a slim chance that it will appear on the channel (at some undisclosed point in the future).

I always aim to include the links to any images or audio used in my videos. However, if I have failed to provide sufficient credit, please let me know so that I can rectify this.

Cars have windows

Cars have windows

Bidet tips

Bidet tips

Honk

Honk

Recent incidents

Recent incidents

This is my resume

This is my resume

Favorite fact about Scotland

Favorite fact about Scotland

You've Been Chosen...

You've Been Chosen...

You look lovely

You look lovely

About Big G

About Big G

Shoot for the Moon

Shoot for the Moon

The truth

The truth

Michaelsoft Binbows

Michaelsoft Binbows

Пікірлер

  • @Somedude6347
    @Somedude634710 минут бұрын

    Horrid noises

  • @admyru
    @admyru13 минут бұрын

    I literally opened my steam deck at work to fact check this info, he’s right… it is the best weapon

  • @LordMort-jk8gq
    @LordMort-jk8gq44 минут бұрын

    “Waiter. There’s a fly in my soup!”

  • @Beardless-Soul
    @Beardless-Soul59 минут бұрын

    So we're just collectively ignoring the pfp?

  • @sayuvee
    @sayuveeСағат бұрын

    WONDERHOY

  • @sayuvee
    @sayuveeСағат бұрын

    WONDERHOY EMOJI

  • @usernametaken017
    @usernametaken017Сағат бұрын

    This sucks, great job everyone

  • @WhoThisMonkey
    @WhoThisMonkeyСағат бұрын

    He should feed them things that are actually healthy for them.

  • @m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074
    @m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074Сағат бұрын

    Gadget privacy is an oxymoron.

  • @bella-rolland
    @bella-rollandСағат бұрын

    mushrooms are actually aliens in disguise

  • @sachimourya1431
    @sachimourya1431Сағат бұрын

    I heard they also serve ceiling spaghetti.

  • @SarahAbramova
    @SarahAbramovaСағат бұрын

    It's sad, the restaurant really hit rock bottom.

  • @wsurviver8376
    @wsurviver8376Сағат бұрын

    The boat of dictationary

  • @user-nw6ef9hf9i
    @user-nw6ef9hf9iСағат бұрын

    Atleast he didn’t say grow up

  • @walterswatter3533
    @walterswatter35332 сағат бұрын

    Whyy why did u have to fall into the lake agent 47. It was going smoothly then.

  • @therealvibes8955
    @therealvibes89552 сағат бұрын

    I hate the English language so much.

  • @voltz8579
    @voltz85793 сағат бұрын

    Co

  • @DaKingOne
    @DaKingOne3 сағат бұрын

    "Tis but a scratch! "

  • @L.et..motif..
    @L.et..motif..3 сағат бұрын

    Get it OFF the menu and ON the FLOOR!!!

  • @jazzer1391
    @jazzer13913 сағат бұрын

    You call them "glass shards" I call them *spiceness*

  • @mrgaymer9421
    @mrgaymer94214 сағат бұрын

    Actually, the floor soup is on the floor.

  • @Uajd-hb1qs
    @Uajd-hb1qs4 сағат бұрын

    And them’s the facts… perchance.

  • @degariuslozak2169
    @degariuslozak21694 сағат бұрын

    When the Janitor steps in for cafeteria duty

  • @eeelio
    @eeelio4 сағат бұрын

    I think all of Italy and maybe Europe too is really confused after this video. Bidet are not those strange things which goes inside your WC and automatically clean your ass. The bidet is an external supplement, like a second WC, it looks like a sink with the height of a WC, and you have to use it after you’ve used toilet paper. You sit over it (in front or in the opposite direction of the wall, you decide), and you use water (which comes out from a sink identical to the one you wash your hands with) to clean you ass USING YOUR HANDS, or else you won’t be doing nothing, because not all bidets make you ass wet if you don’t direct the water directly. THE SOAP IS NECESSARY, it’s like washing your hands or armpits, without soap it’s literally useless. After that you clean your butt/pp/puzzy with a towel (at least in Italy we all have a towel just for that), then we wash our hands.

  • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
    @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo4 сағат бұрын

    This is a risky move, as someone could uncook the floor soup and turn it back into its original ingredients

  • @SonoraWolf
    @SonoraWolf4 сағат бұрын

    Bad cable management, take it all out

  • @Daniel99-j7l
    @Daniel99-j7l4 сағат бұрын

    I had enough. I unsub

  • @eeelio
    @eeelio4 сағат бұрын

    As a normal Italian guy who used bidet for the entirety of his life, he doesn’t know how a fucking bidet works.

  • @quillo2
    @quillo24 сағат бұрын

    Well, I don’t get why sending Tony the Tiger Counting on Cereal image is even a problem!

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex4 сағат бұрын

    "On the menu" will never not be about "meat's back on the menu, boys!" to me.

  • @TheMaxFusionGaming
    @TheMaxFusionGaming4 сағат бұрын

    ….Augustus Gloop?

  • @Lee-wf4kr
    @Lee-wf4kr4 сағат бұрын

    The ass master has spoken

  • @TheSpearkan
    @TheSpearkan5 сағат бұрын

    So that's how language dies, not with a bang, but with a boob.

  • @sanyammalhan
    @sanyammalhan5 сағат бұрын

    Adam Smasher

  • @asterzi
    @asterzi5 сағат бұрын

    WHY WAS THERE A UWU SOUND EFFECT FOR THE WONDERHOY EMOJI HELP????

  • @ProJanitor
    @ProJanitor6 сағат бұрын

    I’ve never given anyone negative gratuity before.. aw shucks - here’s -$15.00 for your service this evening.

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears9346 сағат бұрын

    You eat here because everything's fresh from the soil!

  • @BranJohn98
    @BranJohn986 сағат бұрын

    Fun fact, this is actually the logic behind how magic works in The Sorcerer's Apprentice Leather shoes are recommended for casting spells because sneakers have rubber soles and break the circuit

  • @user-vg2ld3mn6p
    @user-vg2ld3mn6p6 сағат бұрын

    **space around the sign bends, and collapses into a void, taking form of a human holding a bottle of iced tea** Seriously? We cant be here? At least this time i didnt make anything collapse on itself..!

  • @navidryanrouf441
    @navidryanrouf4416 сағат бұрын

    **mmmm this floor is quite **-flavourful-** floorvourfull**

  • @Mentos6
    @Mentos67 сағат бұрын

    This is why I’ve finally (after 25 years of playing) quit Chess. Everything has been done, the games are too predictable.

  • @KatieConstapel
    @KatieConstapel7 сағат бұрын

    People that just fall asleep as soon as they tuck themselves in scare me, what else are they capable of

  • @bb8thegreat593
    @bb8thegreat5937 сағат бұрын

    I'm gonna need a comically large spoon

  • @Natimation
    @Natimation7 сағат бұрын

    i thought it was on the floor, not the menu

  • @criptych
    @criptych5 сағат бұрын

    Probably just splashed a little.

  • @leshommesdupilly
    @leshommesdupilly7 сағат бұрын

    When I go to the wei or the crit, there is floor alcohol everywhere, in massive quantities :D

  • @noahgolan603
    @noahgolan6038 сағат бұрын

    But is there an implied, more sinister soup of the night?

  • @Frogfish999
    @Frogfish9998 сағат бұрын

    He claims it’s something else entirely but windows could still be necessary or the car to go. In order to be rigorous we should look to the bicycle which has no windows and can move as well.

  • @laf1993
    @laf19938 сағат бұрын

    A brimming cup of brain-eating amoeba

  • @crepette1396
    @crepette13968 сағат бұрын

    I saw the notification at work, thought it said flour soup and until now, I was very confused

  • @hekatoncheiros208
    @hekatoncheiros2088 сағат бұрын

    The crunchy bits are not croutons.

  • @xmeo209
    @xmeo2098 сағат бұрын

    The floor is made out of... floor.