o O o O o O o ❌ O o O o O o O ✅

@queenoforeos3057

Ай бұрын

In THIS economy?!

@fam.mouraramos6718

Ай бұрын

​@@queenoforeos3057 yes

@Noah.is.sleepy

Ай бұрын

This is awful jeany why would you do this 😭

@BlatheringOn

Ай бұрын

Perchance.

@Thomas_A_H

Ай бұрын

o O o O o O o ❌ O o O o O o O ✅ Translate to English (sometimes I love the machines' humor)

I mean, it IS funny just how much this guy has to say about literal shitting but they clearly have the knowledge and experience to share They uhh know their shit

@l4dfanatic11

Ай бұрын

Well there it is

@shadedway5277

Ай бұрын

I hate you for this, but I'm still giving you a thumbs up for the good punchline, hate with mad respect

@LuckyThirtyEight

Ай бұрын

r/AngryUpvote

@agraphandahalf2800

Ай бұрын

This is my favourite shitpost.

@hazukichanx408

Ай бұрын

Ba-doom-boom tissshhhhh~

I appreciate an extensive and detailed answer but by god it just keeps going 😭😭

@user-bo5uv6no4c

Ай бұрын

Typical redditor

@TrustyGun2

Ай бұрын

Don't blame the OP, blame the commenters for replying to his comment with stupid shit like "well I just use my hands to remove the poop from my bum"

@STORMFIRE07

Ай бұрын

@@TrustyGun2technically that sounds better tbh, since you won’t be wasting any toilet papers at all

@GamingNationShm

Ай бұрын

​@@TrustyGun2It's the only way you can be sure that you are completely clean. Of course, washing the hand with soap is a necessity.

@sandwich2473

Ай бұрын

Your pfp is that person learning about people using their hands to wipe

Bro has a masters degree in bidet usage 💀

@GldnClaw

Ай бұрын

So do I. While everyone was clamoring for TP, I purchased an in-seat bidet toilet lid. You "demote" shower towels to bidet use (floss method) to dry your rectum. Once you've had enough of that, it becomes a "sopping-up" floor towel until the laundry cycle is ready. The anus acclimates to a higher-pressure environment, so you won't have to deal with leftover feces *ever* if you do it right.

@DeKevers

Ай бұрын

Everybody will know why this comment has so many likes

@TrixterTheFemboy

Ай бұрын

@@GldnClaw well there's a (part of a) sentence I never thought I'd hear. "The anus acclimates to a higher-pressure environment"

@bronouncerlegendarysupersa3686

Ай бұрын

And an associates in enemas

@QwerkyWorkings

Ай бұрын

SKULL EMOJIIIIII

I love how reddit just unanimously crowned this person as the Bidet expert cause let's be honest I use one and I didn't even know there were so many nuances to it till this guy pointed it out

@tozpeak

Ай бұрын

I believe all the edits come from his reaction on dumb comments below, so he updated OC as well to prevent stupid ideas spreading.

@sanddr.

Ай бұрын

i dodnt know the O o O o O o O technique until now

@dolphin1418

Ай бұрын

⁠@@sanddr.not to be confused with o O o O o O o

@sanddr.

Ай бұрын

@@dolphin1418 yeah because with one you are pushing in with the other you are pushing out

@JoeSchmoer

Ай бұрын

I mean, let's be honest, these are all things that you oughta have figured out for yourself within your first week.

"Just use a Bidet! It's S o O o O o O easy!"

@JohanniklasLp

Ай бұрын

You seem to be confusing stuff. it's actually "S O o O o O o O"

@ImOwenWilson

Ай бұрын

You’re doing in w r O o O o O o n g!

@Aurelius_unofficial

Ай бұрын

Here's a better way to put it Have you ever had a 1 wiper? A bidet makes almost every number 2 a 1 wiper There that's it

@aliceiscalling

29 күн бұрын

​@@Aurelius_unofficial I've never had that problem without a bidet. Maybe just get a good diet instead?

@Aurelius_unofficial

29 күн бұрын

@@aliceiscalling If your stool is so soft that you are always essentially having liquid shits, that isn't normal, if that isn't the case and you're assuming one wipe works, you are really fucking gross

Alternative title: All you'll ever need to know about your bidet in 3 mins

@vrinkee

28 күн бұрын

I'm ashamed to admit this, but... it was all information answering questions I've actually had for a long while. 😅

People rarely talk about their habits in the bathroom, so when they finally do they find there is little consensus but some very strong and very specific opinions. Basically everyone that does it slightly different is labelled disgusting, and also everyone does it slightly differently. However edit #5 is just objective fact, people with college degrees were paid serious money to make sure paper towels hold it together when wet but toilet paper does the opposite.

@arielc8584

Ай бұрын

Edit 5 should be obvious but the number times the people working on city sewage pipes have had to remove the giant solid masses those "flushable" wipes turn into over time, prove that it really needs to be said more often.

@schrodingerskatze4308

Ай бұрын

"Basically everyone that does it slightly different is labelled disgusting, and also everyone does it slightly differently." This is so true. Can't even remember how often people called me disgusting on reddit for saying that washing yourself everyday is enough and it doesn't need to be a full shower every day. People get really judgemental about people they don't even know for the tiniest of things.

@AklyonX

Ай бұрын

The people from the stickiest climates get confused why you _wouldn't_ shower all the time, and the rest decide they have to defend their extra amount of showers instead of just leaving things be. Every couple days is just fine for whole showers.

@StarryxNight5

Ай бұрын

Gods, I remember going to a really humid seaside city. As soon as I stepped outside the hotel, I was _immediately_ sticky all over. Literally instant. It felt so gross. I can understand why those guys shower every day

@KeterMalkuth

Ай бұрын

@@AklyonX While that's fair, at *least* the down below bits need to be cleaned properly every day. And, frankly, it's faster and more convenient to just hop in the shower to do that process rather than trying to use a bowl and wash cloth or some such. Definitely no need to soap and wash cloth every inch of your body every single day, but if you're engaging in any kind of intimacy with your partner it's pretty important to be clean.

The fact they are playing this completely straight is respectable. Yeah, it's weird, but all knowledge is valid and sharing experiences is how we learn- even in regard to pooping.

@iamsushi1056

29 күн бұрын

that's r/NoStupidQuestions for ya

@lemontonk

22 күн бұрын

how is it weird? are we not allowed to talk about a thing every single person does almost every single day? come on now

@moderndavinci6599

22 күн бұрын

@@lemontonk your allowed too pretty much anything, but going into excruciatingly precise detail on how you clean you butt after pooping is by in large seen as a, ehhh, taboo subject. Just because everyone does it doesn't mean everyone wants to hear about it, even in this context.

@lemontonk

22 күн бұрын

@@moderndavinci6599 it was a Reddit post asking about it. Like what

@moderndavinci6599

21 күн бұрын

@@lemontonk *CONCEPTUALIZATION* [Easy: Failed] - You grasp at the words this internet stranger has typed but the meaning within them eludes you.

Bidet tip: never buy the bidet that shoots out a sad, slow, desperate stream of water, preferrably, use the bidet that shoots out a strong, hard and straight stream of water and has recoil, completely removes the poop stains, further reducing the use of toilet paper/hands. Edit: Such inexperienced fellows fret upon mention of “Hands”, While Yes, it may be unsanitary, that’s why you wash your hands after… Learning the technique of ‘Wipe’ with your hands will be of great use to you, so if ever you do not have toilet paper, or other pieces of cloth at your own disposal, your hands will be there for you, as they always were. Ever notice why our fingers are so eccentrically shaped to perfectly get every nook and cranny down there? They were made for cleaning, as they always were. But still, USE TOILET PAPER!! It’s why it exists!

@eusopao5926

Ай бұрын

RECOIL?!?! Do I have to screw it to the ground or something???

@Irreverent_Radiation

Ай бұрын

​@@eusopao5926not necessarily bolt it, but you should use some sort of binder between the bidet and floor when installing, same thing that keeps the toilet from moving

@Kullix11

Ай бұрын

@@eusopao5926 To master the art of washing your anus, Such must master the bidet, Recoil is such a mere obstacle to conquer.

@Sigma-gb9yd

Ай бұрын

I like my bidets to kick when I fire them. That way I know its hitting it's target.

@Kullix11

Ай бұрын

@@eusopao5926 To master the art of washing, One must master the bidet. Recoil is such a mere obstacle to conquer.

What is all this about? I just use the three seashells on the shelf next to the toilet. Do none of you know how to use the three seashells?

@MINICUBANT

Ай бұрын

You will probably never have such a good situation to do this Demolition Man ref

@Robertq026

Ай бұрын

Noob, I use the tiles on the bathroom floor

@samuelzuleger5134

Ай бұрын

@@MINICUBANT No. No I won't. I'm taking it while I have it.

@MusicComet

Ай бұрын

May you guys enlighten the uncultured ones on the joke?

@jamesphillips2285

Ай бұрын

My head-cannon is that the three seashells are just controls for a bidet.

Cleaning your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton. Edit: can you guys please just shut up with the “teeth aren’t bones”? It’s getting annoying, I’ve already answered the same comment many times, please just stop :c

@davigamer4569

Ай бұрын

Okay good to know

@lnhp5592

Ай бұрын

Sort of. Because all bones in your body are constantly wet.

@tvman2181

Ай бұрын

speak for yourself

@shriveborn9422

Ай бұрын

That’s why I clean multiple

@BunglebottomInc

Ай бұрын

@@lnhp5592 And that means you're alive

And this hasn’t even delved into the realm of periods. A bidet is worth it for that alone for us period havers. No more feeling the need to shower when you get home to wash away the dry blood. Glorious.

@themaxterz0169

29 күн бұрын

From the creators of "Womb Holders" and "Bonus Holes"... this summer: "Period Havers"!

@mr.duck1248

29 күн бұрын

@@themaxterz0169 the hell is “bonus holes”

@MisterGames

29 күн бұрын

Period havers? What on earth is a period haver? Is that like a school term? Who do you have next period? I have period 3 as free then Mr Jones. Ah Mr Jones, i hear he has lots of periods. Yes it is true, bag fulls of full-stops, but only a small container of commas. Period haver smh.

@mr.duck1248

29 күн бұрын

@@MisterGames I just thought it was a goofy way to say people who get periods :(

@PixyEm

29 күн бұрын

@@MisterGames "What on earth is a period haver?" A person who... has periods? non-menopausal women

Bidet Guilty Gear

@aqua9420

Ай бұрын

the bidet got a whole -town- sewer inside it !

@whyiwakeup6460

Ай бұрын

my bathroom is really good at yo-yo tricks wtf

@zotegaming5041

Ай бұрын

brisket

@rare_edamimi_fangirl

Ай бұрын

basket :3

@Florescentia02

Ай бұрын

basket

“…And maybe Hot Wheels” Oh thank God I was worried I’d have to stop wiping my ass with toy cars.

@boi5375

21 күн бұрын

I was so confused lol

Thank you for providing me with such wisdom on a Saturday afternoon

@Crinlask

Ай бұрын

so true, its like we're on the same planet or something

@not_umbre

Ай бұрын

Nice pfp

I love how this is read in the exact tone as the barman from Disco Elysium

@sentinailes

Ай бұрын

that's suprisingly accurate

@RolandVonRose

Ай бұрын

So true!

@user-kj9lz1hg6j

Ай бұрын

Real

@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis

Ай бұрын

I can't unhear this help

@seriousdraw

Ай бұрын

Not so fast! You owe me 130 in toilet paper.

Legend says he is still adding edits.

Bidets are like air fryers, you don't need them but you do feel more elite whilst using them

@flyingbananas

Ай бұрын

I'd argue you need to clean your butthole immediatly after pooping or freshen up your downstairs as needed

@moteroargentino7944

Ай бұрын

Technically like 90% of the things in your house aren't really necessary, but they do help to have a better quality of life. Once you've experienced having a washed butthole, you can never go back to toilet paper only. You just feel dirty.

@gab_gallard

Ай бұрын

Everybody thinks they don't need them until they actually get one.

@redaipo

Ай бұрын

@@moteroargentino7944 I understand feeling more dirty with just toilet paper, however the friction it provides does a well enough job at cleaning all debris off. Sure it probably won't get rid of the bacteria and whatnot, but a lot of it is beneficial for you anyway so whatever.

@JumpeeH

29 күн бұрын

​@@moteroargentino7944True. In SEA almost every house has a bumgun in its restrooms and I don't get how people feel comfortable using only TP to clean their ass.

"...and maybe hot wheels." Got ourselves a Matchbox fanboy right here.

@joaquinvideo2959

29 күн бұрын

Hey, I'm normally all for whimsy but hot wheels just ain't my type of whimsy, gotta go with the grounded option sometimes you know?

@pip.pip.pooray

28 күн бұрын

What in the workd is a marchbox

@d3fault1420

27 күн бұрын

youre welcome

i was eating chocolate pudding

@Abhay0505

Ай бұрын

It became 2 girls 1 cup now 😂

@bignoseandrew

Ай бұрын

It's your fault for clicking on a bidet video while eating chocolate

@Sauci55on

Ай бұрын

Well that pudding’s gotta go somewhere after being eaten, and this is exactly why a bidet might come in handy

@jaysea5939

Ай бұрын

Skill issue

@sir.ifpratamaxii

Ай бұрын

No bud, look, you didn't see anything, you can just eat your pudding and continue scrolling :D

Wishing you a happy bidet

@teaonrainyday888

Ай бұрын

Lol!

(moment of silence) (deep breath) *E D I T 8:*

@JustSomeGuyWithoutSeasoning

28 күн бұрын

The name’s edit, *EDIT 9:* *EDIT 10:* Fucked up making things *bold*. *EDIT 11:* Fucked up making the word bold, *bold*. *EDIT 12:* GODDAMNIT

@Aztonio

23 күн бұрын

​@@JustSomeGuyWithoutSeasoning Yeah that bothered me too! Put the punctuation in between the *boldening asterisks.* It needs space... *O* o *O*

Reading this shit from an Italian perspective is surreal. We usually have a bidet (not the spraying surrogate attached to a WC) a dedicated soap (positively more than one to also respect different pHs of genitals) and a personal towel. That's the norm.

@r4ts311

29 күн бұрын

Surreale vero??

@kricku

29 күн бұрын

So you just waddle over and crouch wash?

@r4ts311

29 күн бұрын

@@kricku yeah! but you wipe a little first. so it doesnt completely replace TP, its just to make sure you are clean.

@claudiomascioli3318

29 күн бұрын

@@kricku well yeah but if the waddling upsets you, you can jump screaming "HEY!" Like Edwards or something, if you hit something in the process you can call an "AND ONE!" to an imaginary ref, in the end just whatever incentivizes you to don't go around with a crusty anus and cheesy penis, you know?

@丫o

28 күн бұрын

@kricku Is normal walking not an option on your home planet? Must be some hella gravity there goddamn

The bidets with adjustable stream direction are peeeeeaaakkkk ! Gets RIGHT there ,you feel super clean afterwards 😂😂

Never did I learn so much from a JeaneyCollects vid. Except maybe for the tungsten one, that one was enlightening

If O o O is about clenching and uncle ching does that mean that OwO is about biti... You know what, better not to continue that train of thought

@ayamPENYETZ

Ай бұрын

uncle ching from china?

@Thorngot

Ай бұрын

what class do you think uncle ching mains in Titanfall 2

@satelliteimagerymusic

Ай бұрын

best comment here

@Esiv0_

Ай бұрын

uncle ching

@thegoldenblob69

Ай бұрын

"you don't fuck with chin"

Sometimes the internet tells you things that are so useful you'd never even think to look them up.

I don't know whether this guy is a connoisseur of the fine art of using a bidet, or just a plain idiot, but I trust him.

@MusicComet

Ай бұрын

An idiot wouldn't know not to flush literal wet wipes so I trust him.

@kingdededelicious

Ай бұрын

he sounds good to me

@devlintaylor9520

29 күн бұрын

​@@MusicComethe also said paper towels don't flush. Which I don't believe

@rivenrime

29 күн бұрын

​@@devlintaylor9520 The reason you only flush toilet paper is because it is made to break down when it gets wet. Paper towels are made to hold together when they get wet, so they'd be very bad for the plumbing. Those flushable wipes kind of break down, but not as well as toilet paper, so that's why the package says only one per flush.

@Kiraul745

28 күн бұрын

There is some truth to what he's saying, but I really hope he's the only one on earth exercising their anus to wash itself. On the other hand, you SHOULD use your hands to clean, even if there is poop still on your butt (just clean your hands afterwards), because the water only does some of the job. Last tip, yes you can use toilet paper to check for cleanliness, but please use many layers and if you ARE clean, use a towel to dry off. Sorry for the long reply, but TL:DR he's kinda right and kinda weird af (especially the anus thing)

I'm saving this to my Useful playlist.

As an italian lad, i do this every day

@A_Ducky

Ай бұрын

USA is yet to learn.

@sanddr.

Ай бұрын

im italian and had no odea about the O o O o O o O o O technique

@Justgreen89925

Ай бұрын

scusa ma non dovrebbe essere carta igienica -> lavi con acqua e sapone -> asciughi con asciugamano apposito?

@ELLE_3773

Ай бұрын

​@@Justgreen89925se il bidet/doccia ha una pressione decente basta il getto d'acqua in realtà, chiaro però che dipende anche dal caso specifico, cioè perdonami la dettagliezza ma se hai due metri quadri di cacarella spruzzata per rimbalzo sulle chiappe forse è meglio usare un po' di carta prima di dover fare il salterello dal cesso al bidet P.S. comunque non capisco tutta questa fobia che hanno sti qui dell'idea di sporcarti una mano che tanto lavi due secondi dopo sotto lo stesso getto magari pure con lo stesso detergente, cioè in caso contrario vai abbastanza alla cieca, tanto valeva non controllare nemmeno

@r4ts311

29 күн бұрын

​@@Justgreen89925 Eh appunto ahaha, il sapone!

I love his proper use of punctuation and the layout is so consistent and clean, as a perfectionist I LOVE IT

It’s called “NoStupidQuestions” for a reason. Answers are taken very seriously in every situation.

im italian and we have a separate bathroom fixture as a bidet (not just a hose attached to your water, although those are usually found in public stalls), its like, a large bowl meant for you to sit on that has a faucet with warm and cool water. we usually sit on it after pooping and wash our bum with both water AND soap (and yes, using hands to clean it all away), and then pat dry with a dedicated towel only for the intimate area.

@Jenna_Talia

Ай бұрын

I've always seen them in rich houses and never understood the reasoning for having a separate bowl for a bidet. Do you just... get up and scooch over while your asshole is filthy?

@Justgreen89925

Ай бұрын

Sti americani si fanno il bidet con un idropulitrice apparentemente

@eenayeah

Ай бұрын

I am glad to know Europeans (or at least Italians) wash their anus with soap unlike Americans. How could one possibly conceive that you wash your whole body with soap and then *not* soap the part that comes in contact with poop? They're mad.

@anhyliaewa7840

29 күн бұрын

@@Justgreen89925 ma veramente ahahahah

@丫o

28 күн бұрын

@Justgreen89925 We don’t have pressure washers in our toilets, but we few Americans who use a bidet connect the bidet toilet attachment to the water lines that fill the toilet tank. That way we don’t have to bother with another fixture to use alongside the toilet we already have, and we get about the same water pressure as your separate bidet fixture does.

That comment is making me go insane... THERE IS SOAP SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT YOU DINGUS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE THAT

@CrizzyEyes

Ай бұрын

Washed butt with body soap for my entire 32 years in the shower, never felt dry or crackly down there.

@Aztonio

23 күн бұрын

ANYTHING ELSE THAN TRUE MILD SOAP IS A LITERAL RIP OFF.

@roguemc-j3p

2 күн бұрын

@@CrizzyEyessame, I use bidet and use body soap and rinse my butt with bidet again and then wipe it with towel or toilet paper

a wild ride from start to finish

I think it was really informative, somebody with a lot of experience and kindness in his heart to share it

As an Italian, I'm horrified.

@youtubeviewerxx

Ай бұрын

It kept getting worse and worse...

@Ravie3

29 күн бұрын

They’re using a different kind of bidet that’s attached directly to the toilet. So there’s no two separate appliances, only the toilet.

This is more detail than I ever thought I needed to know, thanks!

As a prospective future bidet user I found this post very informative and helpful.

I've always wiped first and then washed myself on the bidet, never seen it as a way to use less toilet paper but rather as a method to make extra sure that I'm clean.

@bg3841

Ай бұрын

I shared this exact view when I was a kid. One place I lived had one, but I don't think I ever used it. I don't remember exactly when I learnt the idea was to wash literal chunks of poo from your butt. I know it really changed my view on bidets though. Hard not to see them as some sort of shit basin, which is a big change from a kids view of "that funny sink next too the loo".

@axelprino

Ай бұрын

@@bg3841 to be honest I think it might be cultural differences or even the fact that people don't like talking about it, where I live bidets are a common thing you find in most houses and I believe most people use them the same way I've always did, but occasionally I've heard people make comments hinting that they use it the other way. Then there's the people that have them in their house but admit to never use it which always confused me a bit, also I'm pretty sure that it's a lot more common for men to use the bidet than it is for women. I remember my dad insisting that he would never live in a place without a bidet while my mom told me she never liked using them. I dunno, I'm 34 and at this point I'm not gonna change my ways.

@moteroargentino7944

Ай бұрын

Exactly, the dedicated bidet should be used to wash what you couldn't get off with the paper, because 1) if you get up with a dirty bum from the toilet to switch places there's a chance you could leave a trace, and 2) it's not directly connected to the main black water pipe, nor is it engineered to easily wash out big chunks of matter the same way as a toilet, so on a bad day you might make a mess. The ones that you CAN use right after you finished your business are the ones that you can install on the lid of the toilet itself, so everything goes in the same place. Those are the best in my opinion.

@kingdededelicious

Ай бұрын

same, it helps with the extra disgusting stuff

@kricku

29 күн бұрын

​​@@moteroargentino7944 _Chunks_ of poo?! *_CHUNKS_* of poo?!

I love how you pronounced the Os.

I was having dinner and let it autoplay, I have lost all sense of taste as in instinctive precaution but it's too entertaining to pause.

Very informative. I will never use this info, but I am happy to be informed!

This 1:25 was my favorite part and also “No one wants a dry and crackly anus” 😂

O o O o O o O

We got a fucking toilologist here

Ok, but his punctuation is stunning!! 🤩 🏆

This is, both ironically and unironically, an excellent video to send to someone if they've never heard of reddit and curious what it is.

Usually it doesn't make much difference to me whether I have a bidet or not. But it's really nice to have when I get acidic poops and need to wash that shit off before my ass becomes raw the rest of the day. Toilet paper just rubs the acid in and makes it usually hurt worse.

@bg3841

12 күн бұрын

Christ. Somehow this makes your name make total sense.

as an American, this has officially cleared up any and all confusion I had about the bidet. I’ve also gained knowledge I did not really need but hey

That felt like an eternity... Atleast now I know that now

I didn't truly process the fact this is a three minute Jeaney Collects video until it had finished.

Flex Uranus ✨🔵 Sounds like a fucking Name and a Surname.

This actually answered every question i never knew I had about bidets lol

genuinely appreciate this person

You know what will *guarantee* that you are clean down there? Steel wool. For those of you who just audibly yelped at the thought of this, you should definitely be doing a fair bit of bum-time fun time because you have the sensitivity for it.

@丫o

28 күн бұрын

Steel wool? lmao Fluoroantimonic acid, you weakling, or you aren’t even trying.

"...and maybe Hot Wheels"

unfortunately my bidet water pressure varies by the day so i have to use my hands. and i use soap every time. like cmon do you really expect water alone to clean it? also have a dedicated towel to dry. in public i use wet wipes and dispose of them properly.

This post needs to be in every instructions manual to customer bought bidets

This is what the internet is for, shame free questions.

my brain autocorrected to bidget which autocorrected to bridget and i thought this was gonna be about guilty gear i'm not gonna watch more of thos video

@weswolever7477

Ай бұрын

I thought it was biden

@zynstein8059

Ай бұрын

There is no escape Guilty Gear brainrot too strong Bridget's a bidet 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂

@JoelTheParrot

Ай бұрын

@@weswolever7477 Imagine these two interacting:

@unsightedmetal6857

Ай бұрын

A bot with a questionable profile picture stole your comment and got 108 likes.

@JoelTheParrot

Ай бұрын

@@unsightedmetal6857 THEY EVEN HAVE A FORMATTING ERROR FROM THE BOT COPYING MY MESSAGE I HATE THEM SO MUCH >:(

This is solid advice! I took my first trip outside of the US last year and knew that there would be a bidet in the bathroom of my hotel room. So I did some research and found a lot of the same stuff this person is saying. But naturally, you never know till you try it. I liked it and ought an attachment for my toilet here when I returned. It still took a lot of trial and error to figure out what process made me feel the most clean while reducing toilet paper use and also didn't leave me with wet undies

I shocked at how useful this information is

Toilet paper first to remove the excess poop. Then a quick spray of water from the bidet, then soap, wash (yes, with your hand, you wimp) rinse, dry with a dedicated personal towel that gets washed and bleached obsessively often. I've always used soap, and I've never suffered from a dry and cracked butthole. A squeaky clean butthole, yes. That's for number two. Number one gets water only and then towel. Never use soap for number one if you've got the bits that are hiding instead of hanging.

@Vlad-Ra

Ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@sokjeong-ho7033

Ай бұрын

i do not wipe after poo , nor do i wash my hand

@TheRealNiktWazny

Ай бұрын

​@@sokjeong-ho7033 wtf, it's equivalent to dropping food on fresh bird poo and then picking it up to eat anyway please! At least wash your hands so no one and nothing gets touched by your dirty ass hands!

@丫o

28 күн бұрын

Ditch that toilet paper nonsense altogether, you wimp, *and let the water remove the poop.* That’s what it’s there for. After all, we _are_ using soap like pros anyway, and 5-10 seconds of water isn’t going to kill your water bill. TP is kept under the sink pretty much only for the weakling degenerates who drop by that still need their blankie. Courage up and make it happen.

@Darth_Insidious

28 күн бұрын

I've heard soap is not kind even for number 2. Use a soap free cleanser if you must.

As a British person I can confirm that that post was written by a British person, because we as a species exclusively use words such as: ‘noggin’’ and ‘bum’. Noggin’ referring to the head for people not native to Britland or have never come to this chaotic jungle of wacky language and frequent disagreements about how you arrange jam and cream on a scone.

@Badficwriter

Ай бұрын

A British person who watches enough American tv to use "y'all". I'm not even from the Southern USA but "y'all" is such good catchall word. Ex: "Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus"

@uikmnhj4me

Ай бұрын

Pretty sure everyone knows that’s a dialectal difference?

This was the guide I needed, but didn't have, when I visited Italy last month.

Dudes going to answer every question you never wanted to ask.

Great for flushing out corn. Saves on floss.

@丫o

28 күн бұрын

Anus flossing. Didn’t know that was a thing. TIL

“Just got a bday”

My shower towels are demoted in a specific order: Showers (standard usage) Bum-drying towel (post-bidet usage) Floor (to sop up my kids' wild bath spray)

This is crazy, bidet is the cleaner than toilet paper

@丫o

28 күн бұрын

Only those who don’t use bidets don’t know this. Poor sods.

As an Asian, I just bidet until I’m done and just put on my underwear, handfree, no toilet paper(because you never met any in your whole life, mere legends on the internet)

@faceless1434

Ай бұрын

I was curious how countries that just use a bidet/hose dry off? I can only assume it doesn't cause problems or isn't uncomfortable being wet

@Qreator06

Ай бұрын

@@faceless1434 yeah, it doesn’t bother me one bit, I can only assume the same goes for others

@Pawn2e4

Ай бұрын

I guess you don't mind a wet bum when it's 40°C outside

@hanifarroisimukhlis5989

Ай бұрын

@@faceless1434 I don't know about you, but the underwear just absorb what little bit of water is sticking. It's like a little towel. If you feel uncomfortable it'll dry off eventually, unless it's extremely humid that day.

@shambhav9534

Ай бұрын

@@hanifarroisimukhlis5989 I personally just sit still for a few seconds. It's good enough.

This was actually pretty informative. Just received this bidet gadget for shitting in the woods (for camping)

o O o O o O o

It is still alarming to me that Americans don't use bidet. Some even claimed it is gay to use bidet. I'm speechless.

@lonestarr1490

Ай бұрын

I would love to join Team Bidet, but good luck finding a flat that features one over here. ("Over here" is Germany, btw.) I guess I have to build my own house or something just because I want a bidet.

@Anuyushi

Ай бұрын

I got one off amazon but I cant install it myself. Apparently I would have to unscrew my toilet from the wall for the extension pipe and it's dangerous to do without the water being shut off and having the proper tools. I asked my family about one and they said they didn't want a bidet because they're not uncivilized???

@Cara-39

Ай бұрын

America is a conservative, prude and priggish country that looks down on European culture, especially French, as immoral, hyper-sexual and frivolous and one of the reasons bidets never caught on here is Americans associated them with sex work after soldiers saw them in brothels during WWII. There were other reasons for the lack of bidets, including the small bathroom size and plumbing types in most American homes, but for the most part, the bidet represents everything Americans dislike - a focus on bodily functions & intimate body parts and the French

@ryanside7095

Ай бұрын

I’m American and I use one

@Cara-39

Ай бұрын

@@lonestarr1490 You can get a bidet attachment for standard toilets. Since 2020, bidets have become popular here in the US but most bathrooms don't have the space or plumbing needed for a separate one. A quick Google search brings up a ton of info on installation, requirements, most popular/best models lists...etc.

This was genuinely helpful

wellll! that was a rollercoaster

Also, toilet paper doesn’t clean you properly Ask anyone who lives in a country with a Muslim shower and they’ll tell you that they have to take a shower every time after they go to the bathroom to not feel DISGUSTING

@user-rd7xu4pu8e

Ай бұрын

Wtf is a Muslim shower

@GamingNationShm

Ай бұрын

A Muslim shower is different from a normal shower?

@Pi4ever

Ай бұрын

I didn't know what a muslim shower was. I searched it up. I thought it was common to have one??

@GamingNationShm

Ай бұрын

@@Pi4ever I guess I have a muslim shower then. We call it bidet.

@Pi4ever

Ай бұрын

@@GamingNationShm We don't call it bidet, even when the latter isn't very common in my country. The closest translation I can find is ‘hose’.

Uh…do I want to know what a bidet is

@Ksescel

Ай бұрын

Fancy toilet

@-Hamza

Ай бұрын

It’s usually attached to the inside of the toilet (here at least) and sprays water at your butt when you’re done pooping to clean it off. They’re in every toilet in most of Africa and SEA (maybe all of Asia idk). I was so confused learning it didn’t exist everywhere.

@Zelsix

Ай бұрын

It's basically a tap you install in your toilet that will spray water on your poophole to clean it

@saltkeeper44

Ай бұрын

​@@Ksescel DON'T SHIT IN A BIDET

@leeshajoi

Ай бұрын

@@-HamzaThe story I heard is that bidets never caught on in the US because they were associated with bordellos.

This person is the hero all new bidet users need, and their contributions will continue to be appreciated by each new generation of bidet users who search up "how to use a bidet reddit".

These edits are borderline conversations with specific comments 😭💀

bidet tip: return it

@丫o

28 күн бұрын

Nah just give the toilet paper to the weaklings that still insist on using it, or throw it out. No point in going through the hassle to return paper.

16 secs ago?? Damn I'm early

@robo5409

Ай бұрын

Cool

@lolulysse0076

Ай бұрын

​@@robo5409thanks

This was very informative thank you

My favorite metaphor to illustrate the importance of water in bathroom hygiene: "Imagine a seagull shat on your hand. Would you just wipe it with a tissue and call it clean?"

Well … that was short and to the point oOoOoOoOoOo!

Oh god when the guy hit OP with the “o O o O o O” I knew this was a gem

Watching this on the throne.

I misread the title as "Biden tips" and thought it was gonna be a video about tips on how to operate your own Joe Biden

Middle Eastern here: we have a jug, pour it down into our hand which just starts scrubbing.

Desperately need to know what replies prompted each individual edit

I am aghast at the vast knowledge this man possesses. One can only hope to one day study under him.

Funny enough, I watched this while using my bidet!

That was... Quite useful.

I found this very informative actually.

i appreciate the O o O o O o O example

As someone who use bidets my whole life, I can’t imagine myself living in a country without it.

I was watching this on the toilet and didnt realise the significance of that until it was nearly over

I feel like I've learned so many things that, frankly, I never wanted to know!