Good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
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"I think I got 'the point'!"
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr / Reddit meme about good responses to getting stabbed with a sword. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.
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"I think I got 'the point'!"
@mooniexxnie._
Ай бұрын
Wow.. 😟
@erni2619
Ай бұрын
Perchance
@InsertFunnyThingHere
Ай бұрын
I think that enemy got, the point!
@JWhitePWC
Ай бұрын
"i think that enemy got...the point!" - archibald (aka prozd)
@brandonhughes4076
Ай бұрын
Sounds like you're about to be the *deceased* of the party
If you get stabbed by something called The Throngler you don’t get to respond
@davidthecommenter
Ай бұрын
you won't get time to respond, the might of the throngler works quick.
@planetoforts
Ай бұрын
But with Dark King Grutemore's Edge Of Annihilation, possibly
@JoseABN8
Ай бұрын
I'm happy to see a reference to "The Throngler"
@PurpleSytheMusic
Ай бұрын
You know I always imagined the throngler to be a bludgeoning weapon
@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
Ай бұрын
@@PurpleSytheMusic that depends on what happens when you get “throngled” but no one who’s seen it is alive
“Oh, there goes my blood, I was saving that for later”
Saying the word "laughter" in a monotone voice would be so much better than laughing
@leonidtimofeev1178
Ай бұрын
Absolute Solver from "Murder Drones" be like:
@The_French_Onion_Soup
Ай бұрын
@@leonidtimofeev1178real
@Goober_Does_Stuff
Ай бұрын
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING BRO @@leonidtimofeev1178
@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840
28 күн бұрын
RIGHT?!?! 😂
@aadenboy
21 күн бұрын
_stabbed_ "laughter." "what?"
"What are you gonna do, Stab me?"
@early4thegameNOW
Ай бұрын
That's for before you get stabbed, not after, unless you want it to be your last words
@JW--dc8ri
Ай бұрын
-Quote from stabbed man
@user-ii3hd5gf3e
Ай бұрын
"Yes."
@atoucangirl
Ай бұрын
"what are you gonna do, beat me to death with a scepter?" - Ivan the Terrible's son
@lonestarr1490
Ай бұрын
"You certainly overstabbed the line with this!"
"usually I have to pay for acupuncture"
@zuhararaamiz5572
Ай бұрын
Good one! 😂
@EarlofChucklechester
Ай бұрын
Man made my day lol thank you
@blalhber5447
Ай бұрын
This is hilarious
"Thanks, i had an itch there" "Really man? I just had the carpets cleaned, now my kitchen is a mess"
@DarskideDraws
17 күн бұрын
the thought of carpeted kitchens scares me
@Corvus__
10 күн бұрын
@@DarskideDraws Not as much as carpeted bathrooms!
@cheesecakeandheron
3 күн бұрын
@@Corvus__ both are equally disturbing
“Oh that’s not nice…” in like the most condescending tone ever.
@Kiwi19865
17 күн бұрын
in napstablook's voice
"Is that your sword in my chest or are you just happy to see me?"
@Browniera_
Ай бұрын
DAMN 😭😭
@jAcK00p7
Ай бұрын
Oh it’s my _sword_ alright😏.
@reubensalter8125
Ай бұрын
"You call that a sword?! This is a sword!" *Pulls out a much larger sword*
@Blaze-Games
Ай бұрын
@@reubensalter8125You think that thing's big? **Pulls out a comically large sword**
@greenlizard4208
Ай бұрын
@@jAcK00p7 😳
“TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!” Oh and “You’re supposed to take me to dinner first!”
@artfuldodgerrr
Ай бұрын
My history teacher actually used "Tis but a flesh wound" for a lesson title about medicind in the medieval era lol
@macaronandcheese18113
Ай бұрын
NO! DID I GIVE YOU CONSENT TO PENETRATE ME WITH YOUR SWORD?
@seanpokefan7429
Ай бұрын
@@artfuldodgerrrbased teacher, I’m actually wearing a “tis but a scratch” shirt rn so, that’s funny
@Redmeteor200
Ай бұрын
The black night always triumphs!
@tumblingartist
Ай бұрын
“I was lightly stabbed” “YOU WERE STABBED” “Lightly”
Not a joke, a quote from a book, and more awesome in a villainous way: "Missed BOTH of my hearts."
@boiwifeyasmr4U
Ай бұрын
Must be a Time Lord
@GuukanKitsune
Ай бұрын
@@boiwifeyasmr4U A Banshee actually
@bugstuff2121
20 күн бұрын
what's the name of the book?
@GuukanKitsune
20 күн бұрын
@@bugstuff2121 "Going Postal" by Terry Pratchett.
“Oh, come on. You’ve got to stop playing with these things. You might hurt someone. *Pulls out and gives it back*”
@Justarandomsomeon3
21 күн бұрын
*attacker looks in disbelief and shock* how the-
"Watch it, I've got a pen."
@ron9174
Ай бұрын
"This may seems pretty ordinary,until i enter the Dark World."
@yuvals
Ай бұрын
and it’s mighty!
@jw8160
Ай бұрын
😂
@sirtopoftheworldegg
Ай бұрын
@@ron9174 rancel nutdealer
@amazingfireboy1848
Ай бұрын
Watch it, I've got an apple.
"Really? In todays economy?"
@TheLobsterCopter5000
Ай бұрын
Typical boomer swordsmen ruining the economy and then stabbing the newer generations 🙄
@treebit
Ай бұрын
"during pride month?"
@Anon1gh3
Ай бұрын
@@treebit "During men's mental health awareness month?!"
@DrewTNaylor
Ай бұрын
@@Anon1gh3 That's every month.
@drake52
Ай бұрын
so it has come to this.
"honestly, not as bad as people say, havent died yet"
@DrewFilms05
9 күн бұрын
Famous last words
Well, that took a sharp turn
I like it's implied that it takes 14 stabs to actually kill him
@Simongravitrax
Ай бұрын
Jeaney is more powerful than you think.
@Solotocius
Ай бұрын
He collected 13 extra lives@@Simongravitrax
@Daft_Vader
Ай бұрын
@@Simongravitrax Steel is soft as mercury in comparison to tungsten
@jessicadragonare7993
Ай бұрын
double that and you can do the 28 stab wounds copypasta
@TheTrashyboi
Ай бұрын
@@jessicadragonare7993 Missed opportunity
"must have been the wind"
@TheLol69
Ай бұрын
Sword deniers:
@Average_Enclave_Soldier
Ай бұрын
Average Skyrim guard
@EricWulfe
Ай бұрын
@@Average_Enclave_Soldier also bandits
@Dnd-bearded-dragon
Ай бұрын
"No lollygagging" before calmly walking away
@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840
28 күн бұрын
😂 Acts like Lydia: "How can I help you?" Bro, my mom is sleeping rn so I'm trying my damn hardest not wake her up with my laughing. Despite my hard laughing and wheezing in my body, I've managed not to wake her up so far seeing these comments and then making my own 🤣
"Well that sucks." "Unfortunate." "Weird flex, but okay." "Nice one."
“You’ve got to be more careful, someone could get seriously injured”
@TheTuxedoCreeper
Ай бұрын
"Not me of course but I do believe you understand"
"you dropped this" sounds pretty scary for the stabber
@blawal01
Ай бұрын
this sounds like something perfect cell would say
@sutirk
Ай бұрын
No that's just what an educated imortal would say. A terrifying imortal would grab the sword by the blade, push it more into themselves and then say "what are you gonna do now without your blade?"
@MV.
Ай бұрын
That's a very Deadpool response
@kylestanley7843
Ай бұрын
@@sutirk Davy Jones type shit
@MayoOverlord
Ай бұрын
That one's actually a really bad idea because the sword is blocking a lot of the bleeding. Though in this scenario, you're dead anyways.
I imagine that this is one person getting stabbed and trying each response every time
@der_robert642
Ай бұрын
Seems something like Guybrush Threepwood would do
@justlimonika
Ай бұрын
They're in a time loop
@mr.raphael1507
Ай бұрын
“28 STAB WOUNDS!” “But he said something completely different each time, I wanted to know how many responses he had in stock”
@Kartoffelkamm
Ай бұрын
And that person's name? Deadpool.
@neadedios3106
Ай бұрын
Sans
"I'm glad you avoided hitting any major organs, but I would prefer to not have been perforated at all"
"Enjoy it, it's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman"
(gets stabbed, pulls out sword, hands it back) "Okay good first try, but this time with feeling."
@oscarglad5284
Ай бұрын
Or "okay, my turn"
@filval387
Ай бұрын
"Are... Are you a movie director?" "Yes! How could you tell?"
@05TE
Ай бұрын
"Now what is your motivation for this scene?" "You killed my father!" "He was a terrible actor."
@j-l-c-0088
Ай бұрын
What are you, a theatre director?
@enderandbonnie335
Ай бұрын
Or “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
"Yes... finally.. *FINALLYYYYYYYYYY!!* " *stabber looks on in horror*
@Bizargh
Ай бұрын
I *love* me that old 5 Second Film as well ('Super-Psyched' by '5secondfilms', for the curious).
@gejnormcswipe8435
Ай бұрын
@@Bizargh Yeah, the first thing that came to mind!
@TheNightmareAngelYT
Ай бұрын
*Stabber sees the demon coming out of the seal that he thought was a person he could shank and loot*
@clarakhong1148
Ай бұрын
That's what Blade from Honkai Star Rail would say.😂
"Could've just hand it to me dude"
“Understandable. Have a nice day.”
There is another option in immediately nerding out on the sword used, listing the type of sword, material, etc. "Is that an authentic silver rapier? What a classy choice to stab me with!"
@Daft_Vader
Ай бұрын
* Hits with wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because weapons nerds can only see blades and handles *
@yapflipthegrunt4687
Ай бұрын
@@Daft_Vader A wooden baseball bat is basically just a club, which is a weapon. A metal baseball bat, on the other hand...
@caltheuntitled8021
Ай бұрын
@@yapflipthegrunt4687Is probably a mace?
@daviviana862
Ай бұрын
A... Hairless mace perchance@@caltheuntitled8021
@kylestanley7843
Ай бұрын
@@caltheuntitled8021 Just a metal club.
\*In a mildly annoyed tone* Can you NOT?
@VincentTheBadGuy
Ай бұрын
"Excuse me?"
@valentinaembers5713
Ай бұрын
“I BEG your pardon.”
@dandydasyt4766
Ай бұрын
Then beg. @@valentinaembers5713
@mirac8803
Ай бұрын
"Mind your manners!"
@r35ct12
Ай бұрын
“I didn’t ask for your opinion!”
"I guess I can cross this off my list."
"Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?" is so in my character I believe I'd pull something like that after a shout of pain
- "Can't you see I'm busy?" - "Not my purple shirt!" - aroused whimper
@Echo-Frisk
Ай бұрын
what
@Luna_the-Idiot
Ай бұрын
nah what-
@zambekiller
Ай бұрын
- well I believe you've made you're point sir - aw another fine addition to my collection - yes harder you sl*t what oh come on don't look at me like that well now you've just made this awkward
@_Host_7900
Ай бұрын
@@zambekiller😮😮😮😮😮
@staydetermined6717
Ай бұрын
THE LAST ONE 😭
Calls someone on phone "I'm afraid I can't come to work tomorrow."
@SpringySpring04
Ай бұрын
Underrated 😂
@BreezyBee7
Ай бұрын
"Are you crazy, John!? Get to your office this instant or you're fired! I don't care if you've been lethally penetrated!" -Boss
@neekxd2451
Ай бұрын
That means that you CAN go to work today, just not tomorrow.
@thescooshinator
Ай бұрын
@@neekxd2451 I'm already at work
@amitavasengupta5580
Ай бұрын
There are deadlines you have
"Well guess who's no longer invited to the party."
"They say don't bring a sword to a gun fight... I guess they forgot about slicing the bullet"
"Oh, would you look at that. Ive been impaled."
@Starboy_simp
Ай бұрын
Olaf never gets old
@daughter_of_poseidon26483
Ай бұрын
I love my little snowman no matter how naïve he is about heat
@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840
28 күн бұрын
@@daughter_of_poseidon26483: Me too XD
“Yep that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…” “That tickles” “No U” “I refuse to accept this” “It’s shorter than I expected” Or “Harder sire”
@GooblubShikanokonoko
Ай бұрын
get out
@d1nodray
Ай бұрын
@@GooblubShikanokonoko it was funny though
@Nate-fb1rr
Ай бұрын
That sword is not General Grievous.
@sophiachalloner8951
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@esined2386
Ай бұрын
I vote "harder sire"
"I was hoping you'd be less excited to see me"
0:36 the way you said "you wound me" reminded me of the voice of the Smitten in "Slay the Princess".
@Legobots42
26 күн бұрын
Took forever to find a slay the princess comment in the video of a British guy talking about stabbing but thank you
"You are the worst acupuncturist I've ever been to! Who gave you your license?!"
@justagoofyahhusername
Ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for every acupuncture joke I've found in the comments, I'd have 2 nickels. Still funny, but it's weird that it happened twice
@user-hh1ro1bh2
Ай бұрын
@@justagoofyahhusername Doofensmirtz (I can’t spell) evil incorporated! *Music*
@Complexicon_of_a_Startist
Ай бұрын
"Tch, last time I try free acupuncture. The service is _awful."_
"WAIT DON'T STAB ME I ONLY HAVE ONE HIT SOUND EFFEC- **urgh** **urgh** **urgh** **urgh** *ur-"
@filval387
Ай бұрын
"God, that enemy damage sound is getting repetitive... Don't you think so Archi-" "I think that enemy got... the point! I think that enemy got... the point! I think that-" "GOD DAMMIT ARCHIBALD!!!"
“you’ve got a point.”
- *Breaks Wind* - "Well, hello to you too!" - "Okay, but I'm keeping this"
A quote from SAOA but: "enjoy this while you can, its the deepest you'll ever be in a woman"
@carloguerrero6583
Ай бұрын
oooooh vicious mockery
@Solrex_the_Sun_King
Ай бұрын
@@carloguerrero6583 do you even know what SAOA is?
@garden_creature
Ай бұрын
What's with the condescension out of nowhere? 😭 They're just comparing it to vicious mockery
@masscreationbroadcasts
Ай бұрын
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King wait, so he wasn't quoting Kirito?
@WhoThisMonkey
Ай бұрын
Sword art online abridged, it's a parody of sword art online, they take the anime tweak parts of it and change the script. 'oh no, I got XP am I going to die?' 'How do I eat you?!'
*I'm sure it was an accident *You're gonna be SO disappointed when you see my loot table *I'm pretty sure that's illegal *Counter!
@salvadortoscano2534
Ай бұрын
FULL COUNTER
@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789
Ай бұрын
*I like how you wrote every line in this comment in the style of Undertale's dialogue.
@diamondmemer9754
Ай бұрын
@@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 that's true
@pixiwix
Ай бұрын
You're gonna be so disappointed when you see my loot table is the best answer of any in the video or comments TBH
@diamondmemer9754
Ай бұрын
@@pixiwix 💛
"Ah, another fine addition to my collection!"
My favourite Borderlands 3 death voice line: "My chilli recipe dies with me"
[Speech 15/33] "so... come around here often?" [Strength] (break sword) "oh, sorry... ohhh... hope it wasn't expensive." [Perception] "hey! I saw that! no, get back here!" [Endurance] "... I feel kinda hungry..." [Charisma] "are you flirting with me?" [Intelligence] "it appears your bladed weapon has found itself inside mine abdomen. prithee remove thine foreign object?" [Agility] "NUH UH!" (retcons your stabbening) [Luck] "I think you killed my cancer!"
@cheeseburgermonkey7104
Ай бұрын
come around her
@KeyboardTarantula
Ай бұрын
@@cheeseburgermonkey7104 thanks broski
@cheeseburgermonkey7104
Ай бұрын
@@KeyboardTarantula eoften
@KeyboardTarantula
Ай бұрын
@@cheeseburgermonkey7104 thx
@GunSpyEnthusiast
Ай бұрын
[Pack Rat] " Another for my collection. *Run away * "
I did get stabbed (with a knife) and my immediate knee-jerk response was laughter. It was like my brain malfunctioned, because I wasn't trying to fake a laugh. Standing there looking at the knife that wasn't supposed to be in was legitimately funny. I think it was some kind of shock, because I just kept standing there looking at the knife that was sticking out of me and thinking "That doesn't belong there" followed by even more laughter. The dude that stabbed me was horrified, because it was an accident. I don't think me laughing at the situation helped his mental state at all.
@jameslewis6259
Ай бұрын
I forgot the best part of that story. Two weeks later, I got stabbed again by the same guy (also an accident). I said "Dude you gotta stop stabbing me. The supervisor is gonna get suspicious."
@JustANewHunter
Ай бұрын
*are you okay*
@jameslewis6259
Ай бұрын
@@JustANewHunter No, I'm human. I probably won't survive that. Nobody else has so far. lol In all seriousness, that story happened like 20 years ago. I'm fine. Thank you for asking
@JustANewHunter
Ай бұрын
@@jameslewis6259 no problem good, good to hear
@thebidge
Ай бұрын
No but, I wasn't stabbed. But I lost my finger once First there was a bit of crying and then I was just there...joking around and asking why my bone is so clean despite being soaked in blood
"Blood loss?" I say looking down at my stab wound. "NO, I know exactly where it is."
"Little do you know i'm a sword swallower! Wait..."
Whenever I get killed in a video game, my immediate response is often "I deserved that"
@whybhavi
Ай бұрын
Do you make sure to tell them?? 😂
@Ihavestolenyourchild
5 күн бұрын
when I get killed in a video game, my immediate response is often "they're hacking"
"My doctor did say I needed more iron in my diet"
“Well that was uncalled for.”
"It seems you had a point" "Looking sharp today" "STEEL better than cholera" "IRON hold any grudge against you" sighs in dissapointment* "how original" "You fool! I'm a geologist, rocks and minerals are my allies! Pulls out wooden bat* "No no no NOOOOOOOOO"
"I'm your first, aren't I?"
@TheNightmareAngelYT
Ай бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!
“……but why, tho?” “Ugh. 5th time this week.” “You fool! IT’S OPPOSITE DAY!” “Must be Thursday!”
@candace219
Ай бұрын
For the 3rd one: Today, what DOES kill me MAKES ME STRONGER!!
"How did you know where my off switch was?"
I like that it is a British narrator. That is so fitting. 💀
"Is it in yet?" "Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?" "After the seventh stab, do I earn a free coffee?" "You could have at least asked first." "I'm sorry, I'm new to this."
@Sensei-Ollie
Ай бұрын
last one first one wild
@EvilGremlin100
Ай бұрын
"Terribly sorry, old boy, but it appears I've gotten blood all over you!" *snaps finger at a servant* "you boy, bring the gentleman a new coat!" "Now, where were we my good man?"
"Skipping the foreplay are we?" And "My word, that certainly hit deeper than the last time."
“this wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card”
“ok, and?” “Hmmm, that’s my blood” “ Ah! appears that you’ve done something.”
- pulling out a pen and exclaiming a triumphant "HAHA!"
@Starboy_simp
Ай бұрын
Percy Jackson reference?
@noname-ji1db
Ай бұрын
@@Starboy_simpIt's a reference to the phrase the pen is mightier than the sword, I believe.
@Starboy_simp
Ай бұрын
@@noname-ji1db Also that
"think you missed a vital spot, here try again"
@nohintshere
Ай бұрын
SHURIKEN GET TF OUT OF MY JEANEY COLLECTS COMMENT SECTION
@radicool
Ай бұрын
@@nohintshere NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@nohintshere
Ай бұрын
@@radicool ok welcome to the gang do you want a cookie
@radicool
Ай бұрын
@@nohintshere YES I WOULD LOVE A COOKIE!!!
@freebyy
Ай бұрын
what is shuriken phighting doing here
Even more: - I don't think I ordered this. - Coulda sworn I brought my shield with me. - Finders keepers! *runs away with sword* - Well damn. Seems you brought a sword to a fight that doesn't exist. - I think i'm gonna need at least one bandage after this.
“DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS”
@DomP001
15 күн бұрын
Peak reference.
I like to imagine this guy is just standing in the shower coming up with good comebacks after the sword duel yesterday
@lordpillows762
Ай бұрын
I wonder if people who do fencing actually think on one-liners like those, sounds like something that would happen
@filval387
Ай бұрын
*Dude showering with the sword still in his chest, rusting from the water.* "God dammit! Why did I go with "That's gonna leave a mark"? I could have had something much more original!"
I think that enemy got- the point! I think that enemy got- the point! I think that enemy got- the point
@Shadow-876
Ай бұрын
ARCHABALD!!! NOOO!!!
@yriiiiiii
Ай бұрын
I think that enemy noticed- my hat!
@rando5638
Ай бұрын
@@Shadow-876 If only we'd seen through Lysanderoth's absolutely flawless facade of heroism earlier!
@user-bv2px1hh1m
Ай бұрын
for anyone who didn't understand: proZD just look up proZD
@SeriousSam691
Ай бұрын
Gosh Archibald, do you think that enemy did or did not get the point?
"Mighty fine shindig" is one shiny line
>Just looking them in the eye and saying "you missed." If they didn't hit a vital spot. >Casually taking it out and handing it back to them as you point out all the flaws in their technique or posture. Like just: "nono you are doing this all wrong! See this is how you hold it properly" and shit like that
"oy oy you got a permit for that?" "OMG I get STABBED with a SWORD?!? (gone wrong)(gone sexual)" *announcer voice* "critical hit!" "it's ok, i got my mortality cured by a tungsten cube" "might wanna get that sharpened, it's getting dull" "the medical bill for this i swear..." "hey! that was my favorite kidney how dare you!" "i don't care who the IRS sends i am not paying taxes"
@Maryam_07_
Ай бұрын
Noooo the favorite kidney 😭😭😭
@KazPizazz
20 күн бұрын
Love the tungsten cube reference!
"Now that one was a REAL Gut Buster!"
"Thanks, that itch on my spleen was driving me nuts."
The universal response, in the most chill expression: ow.
"What a dreadful shade of red."
"Ah, I see you're trying to steel my heart!"
“I’m not sure if this thing is against the rules, but I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to pick either the red paintballs or the yellow ones.”
props to jeaney, he had to be stabbed many times with different responses for this video 🙏🙏
"Thanks for solving my iron deficiency"
Plot twist: it is the same guy continuously getting stabbed for making these responses over and over.
@TanishiChaudhary
Ай бұрын
William Afton, that you ?
"... Oh sorry that's supposed to hurt? Uh, ow"
"Yeah, well- **vomits blood on attacker** you too, buddy!"
I've come up with my own: "You'd better have protection"
@KimDare75
Ай бұрын
NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
@maxthibodeau3627
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you got stabbed by the freaky sword.
@FoxySpartan117
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Please tell me you greased it first.
@Russell-vq6ux
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@maxthibodeau3627 hate when that happens, I gotta stop fighting the freak knights of the bdsm guild
@JustAJosuke
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"...is it in yet?"
"Do you have insurance? Because I happen to have an accident report form on me, if you could just fill it out we can both pretend nothing happened" **Gets stabbed again** "Oh bollocks"
A colleague of mine told me about when he got stabbed while working as a security guard in the subway. Apparently fight or flight hit him *hard* so he punched the thug in the face, tore the knife out of himself and stabbed the guy back while (according to his partner) screaming “WELL F-- YOU TOO!” at the top of his lungs. …. His brain then apparently caught up with him realised what had just happened because he then passed out right then and there.
Stab: "You've made your point." Stab: "Noooo! My one weakness!"
"Unexpected item in bagging area"
"It was very knife to meet you too" I hope i didn't stab someone in the back for taking that joke
"The good, the bad and the I'VE JUST BEEN STABBED" -JackTheFallout comedy voice pack, Blade and Sorcery mod.
"is it in?" "Sir you cant park there" "You stabbed me!"
“Jokes on you I’m a masochist.”
"at least i didn't die in a car crash or something BORING like that"
For laughter I don't imagine evil or menacing laughter, I just imagine more of a "hehe" as if somebody told a joke and it's pretty decently funny, but not funny enough to fully break out into laughter.
"Well damn, fuck this planet."
To quote Hamlet (the play, not quite the character): "O, I am slain!"
"well that's gonna cost a fortune in dry cleaning"
I’m surprised I haven’t found: “Ow. *Calmly takes out sword from intestines*”
Pause for a moment, sigh, and then say "I'm not mad, just disappointed" in the tone of a disapproving parent.