Good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

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"I think I got 'the point'!"
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  • @JeaneyCollects
    @JeaneyCollectsАй бұрын

    "I think I got 'the point'!"

  • @mooniexxnie._

    @mooniexxnie._

    Ай бұрын

    Wow.. 😟

  • @erni2619

    @erni2619

    Ай бұрын

    Perchance

  • @InsertFunnyThingHere

    @InsertFunnyThingHere

    Ай бұрын

    I think that enemy got, the point!

  • @JWhitePWC

    @JWhitePWC

    Ай бұрын

    "i think that enemy got...the point!" - archibald (aka prozd)

  • @brandonhughes4076

    @brandonhughes4076

    Ай бұрын

    Sounds like you're about to be the *deceased* of the party

  • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
    @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yoАй бұрын

    If you get stabbed by something called The Throngler you don’t get to respond

  • @davidthecommenter

    @davidthecommenter

    Ай бұрын

    you won't get time to respond, the might of the throngler works quick.

  • @planetoforts

    @planetoforts

    Ай бұрын

    But with Dark King Grutemore's Edge Of Annihilation, possibly

  • @JoseABN8

    @JoseABN8

    Ай бұрын

    I'm happy to see a reference to "The Throngler"

  • @PurpleSytheMusic

    @PurpleSytheMusic

    Ай бұрын

    You know I always imagined the throngler to be a bludgeoning weapon

  • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo

    @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo

    Ай бұрын

    @@PurpleSytheMusic that depends on what happens when you get “throngled” but no one who’s seen it is alive

  • @Shadow_lord9983
    @Shadow_lord9983Ай бұрын

    “Oh, there goes my blood, I was saving that for later”

  • @Barrel4336
    @Barrel4336Ай бұрын

    Saying the word "laughter" in a monotone voice would be so much better than laughing

  • @leonidtimofeev1178

    @leonidtimofeev1178

    Ай бұрын

    Absolute Solver from "Murder Drones" be like:

  • @The_French_Onion_Soup

    @The_French_Onion_Soup

    Ай бұрын

    @@leonidtimofeev1178real

  • @Goober_Does_Stuff

    @Goober_Does_Stuff

    Ай бұрын

    THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING BRO ​@@leonidtimofeev1178

  • @redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840

    @redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840

    28 күн бұрын

    RIGHT?!?! 😂

  • @aadenboy

    @aadenboy

    21 күн бұрын

    _stabbed_ "laughter." "what?"

  • @AI_Paul
    @AI_PaulАй бұрын

    "What are you gonna do, Stab me?"

  • @early4thegameNOW

    @early4thegameNOW

    Ай бұрын

    That's for before you get stabbed, not after, unless you want it to be your last words

  • @JW--dc8ri

    @JW--dc8ri

    Ай бұрын

    -Quote from stabbed man

  • @user-ii3hd5gf3e

    @user-ii3hd5gf3e

    Ай бұрын

    "Yes."

  • @atoucangirl

    @atoucangirl

    Ай бұрын

    "what are you gonna do, beat me to death with a scepter?" - Ivan the Terrible's son

  • @lonestarr1490

    @lonestarr1490

    Ай бұрын

    "You certainly overstabbed the line with this!"

  • @Sacred_Fox
    @Sacred_FoxАй бұрын

    "usually I have to pay for acupuncture"

  • @zuhararaamiz5572

    @zuhararaamiz5572

    Ай бұрын

    Good one! 😂

  • @EarlofChucklechester

    @EarlofChucklechester

    Ай бұрын

    Man made my day lol thank you

  • @blalhber5447

    @blalhber5447

    Ай бұрын

    This is hilarious

  • @whosthisweirdo3807
    @whosthisweirdo3807Ай бұрын

    "Thanks, i had an itch there" "Really man? I just had the carpets cleaned, now my kitchen is a mess"

  • @DarskideDraws

    @DarskideDraws

    17 күн бұрын

    the thought of carpeted kitchens scares me

  • @Corvus__

    @Corvus__

    10 күн бұрын

    ​@@DarskideDraws Not as much as carpeted bathrooms!

  • @cheesecakeandheron

    @cheesecakeandheron

    3 күн бұрын

    @@Corvus__ both are equally disturbing

  • @eternalmood1846
    @eternalmood1846Ай бұрын

    “Oh that’s not nice…” in like the most condescending tone ever.

  • @Kiwi19865

    @Kiwi19865

    17 күн бұрын

    in napstablook's voice

  • @AssemblyWizard
    @AssemblyWizardАй бұрын

    "Is that your sword in my chest or are you just happy to see me?"

  • @Browniera_

    @Browniera_

    Ай бұрын

    DAMN 😭😭

  • @jAcK00p7

    @jAcK00p7

    Ай бұрын

    Oh it’s my _sword_ alright😏.

  • @reubensalter8125

    @reubensalter8125

    Ай бұрын

    "You call that a sword?! This is a sword!" *Pulls out a much larger sword*

  • @Blaze-Games

    @Blaze-Games

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@reubensalter8125You think that thing's big? **Pulls out a comically large sword**

  • @greenlizard4208

    @greenlizard4208

    Ай бұрын

    @@jAcK00p7 😳

  • @Wisdombird
    @WisdombirdАй бұрын

    “TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!” Oh and “You’re supposed to take me to dinner first!”

  • @artfuldodgerrr

    @artfuldodgerrr

    Ай бұрын

    My history teacher actually used "Tis but a flesh wound" for a lesson title about medicind in the medieval era lol

  • @macaronandcheese18113

    @macaronandcheese18113

    Ай бұрын

    NO! DID I GIVE YOU CONSENT TO PENETRATE ME WITH YOUR SWORD?

  • @seanpokefan7429

    @seanpokefan7429

    Ай бұрын

    @@artfuldodgerrrbased teacher, I’m actually wearing a “tis but a scratch” shirt rn so, that’s funny

  • @Redmeteor200

    @Redmeteor200

    Ай бұрын

    The black night always triumphs!

  • @tumblingartist

    @tumblingartist

    Ай бұрын

    “I was lightly stabbed” “YOU WERE STABBED” “Lightly”

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsuneАй бұрын

    Not a joke, a quote from a book, and more awesome in a villainous way: "Missed BOTH of my hearts."

  • @boiwifeyasmr4U

    @boiwifeyasmr4U

    Ай бұрын

    Must be a Time Lord

  • @GuukanKitsune

    @GuukanKitsune

    Ай бұрын

    @@boiwifeyasmr4U A Banshee actually

  • @bugstuff2121

    @bugstuff2121

    20 күн бұрын

    what's the name of the book?

  • @GuukanKitsune

    @GuukanKitsune

    20 күн бұрын

    @@bugstuff2121 "Going Postal" by Terry Pratchett.

  • @ItsKyltii
    @ItsKyltiiАй бұрын

    “Oh, come on. You’ve got to stop playing with these things. You might hurt someone. *Pulls out and gives it back*”

  • @Justarandomsomeon3

    @Justarandomsomeon3

    21 күн бұрын

    *attacker looks in disbelief and shock* how the-

  • @Frug
    @FrugАй бұрын

    "Watch it, I've got a pen."

  • @ron9174

    @ron9174

    Ай бұрын

    "This may seems pretty ordinary,until i enter the Dark World."

  • @yuvals

    @yuvals

    Ай бұрын

    and it’s mighty!

  • @jw8160

    @jw8160

    Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @sirtopoftheworldegg

    @sirtopoftheworldegg

    Ай бұрын

    @@ron9174 rancel nutdealer

  • @amazingfireboy1848

    @amazingfireboy1848

    Ай бұрын

    Watch it, I've got an apple.

  • @Etx-z9
    @Etx-z9Ай бұрын

    "Really? In todays economy?"

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000

    @TheLobsterCopter5000

    Ай бұрын

    Typical boomer swordsmen ruining the economy and then stabbing the newer generations 🙄

  • @treebit

    @treebit

    Ай бұрын

    "during pride month?"

  • @Anon1gh3

    @Anon1gh3

    Ай бұрын

    @@treebit "During men's mental health awareness month?!"

  • @DrewTNaylor

    @DrewTNaylor

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Anon1gh3 That's every month.

  • @drake52

    @drake52

    Ай бұрын

    so it has come to this.

  • @somepvpguy69
    @somepvpguy69Ай бұрын

    "honestly, not as bad as people say, havent died yet"

  • @DrewFilms05

    @DrewFilms05

    9 күн бұрын

    Famous last words

  • @nathanwatson9033
    @nathanwatson9033Ай бұрын

    Well, that took a sharp turn

  • @TheTrashyboi
    @TheTrashyboiАй бұрын

    I like it's implied that it takes 14 stabs to actually kill him

  • @Simongravitrax

    @Simongravitrax

    Ай бұрын

    Jeaney is more powerful than you think.

  • @Solotocius

    @Solotocius

    Ай бұрын

    He collected 13 extra lives​@@Simongravitrax

  • @Daft_Vader

    @Daft_Vader

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Simongravitrax Steel is soft as mercury in comparison to tungsten

  • @jessicadragonare7993

    @jessicadragonare7993

    Ай бұрын

    double that and you can do the 28 stab wounds copypasta

  • @TheTrashyboi

    @TheTrashyboi

    Ай бұрын

    @@jessicadragonare7993 Missed opportunity

  • @whiteraven9544
    @whiteraven9544Ай бұрын

    "must have been the wind"

  • @TheLol69

    @TheLol69

    Ай бұрын

    Sword deniers:

  • @Average_Enclave_Soldier

    @Average_Enclave_Soldier

    Ай бұрын

    Average Skyrim guard

  • @EricWulfe

    @EricWulfe

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Average_Enclave_Soldier also bandits

  • @Dnd-bearded-dragon

    @Dnd-bearded-dragon

    Ай бұрын

    "No lollygagging" before calmly walking away

  • @redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840

    @redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840

    28 күн бұрын

    😂 Acts like Lydia: "How can I help you?" Bro, my mom is sleeping rn so I'm trying my damn hardest not wake her up with my laughing. Despite my hard laughing and wheezing in my body, I've managed not to wake her up so far seeing these comments and then making my own 🤣

  • @SuperTux20
    @SuperTux20Ай бұрын

    "Well that sucks." "Unfortunate." "Weird flex, but okay." "Nice one."

  • @user-rz2je8ct1k
    @user-rz2je8ct1kАй бұрын

    “You’ve got to be more careful, someone could get seriously injured”

  • @TheTuxedoCreeper

    @TheTuxedoCreeper

    Ай бұрын

    "Not me of course but I do believe you understand"

  • @Korayyoss
    @KorayyossАй бұрын

    "you dropped this" sounds pretty scary for the stabber

  • @blawal01

    @blawal01

    Ай бұрын

    this sounds like something perfect cell would say

  • @sutirk

    @sutirk

    Ай бұрын

    No that's just what an educated imortal would say. A terrifying imortal would grab the sword by the blade, push it more into themselves and then say "what are you gonna do now without your blade?"

  • @MV.

    @MV.

    Ай бұрын

    That's a very Deadpool response

  • @kylestanley7843

    @kylestanley7843

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@sutirk Davy Jones type shit

  • @MayoOverlord

    @MayoOverlord

    Ай бұрын

    That one's actually a really bad idea because the sword is blocking a lot of the bleeding. Though in this scenario, you're dead anyways.

  • @Natimation
    @NatimationАй бұрын

    I imagine that this is one person getting stabbed and trying each response every time

  • @der_robert642

    @der_robert642

    Ай бұрын

    Seems something like Guybrush Threepwood would do

  • @justlimonika

    @justlimonika

    Ай бұрын

    They're in a time loop

  • @mr.raphael1507

    @mr.raphael1507

    Ай бұрын

    “28 STAB WOUNDS!” “But he said something completely different each time, I wanted to know how many responses he had in stock”

  • @Kartoffelkamm

    @Kartoffelkamm

    Ай бұрын

    And that person's name? Deadpool.

  • @neadedios3106

    @neadedios3106

    Ай бұрын

    Sans

  • @leonardorolingstella8554
    @leonardorolingstella8554Ай бұрын

    "I'm glad you avoided hitting any major organs, but I would prefer to not have been perforated at all"

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898Ай бұрын

    "Enjoy it, it's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman"

  • @EranMadeMonsters
    @EranMadeMonstersАй бұрын

    (gets stabbed, pulls out sword, hands it back) "Okay good first try, but this time with feeling."

  • @oscarglad5284

    @oscarglad5284

    Ай бұрын

    Or "okay, my turn"

  • @filval387

    @filval387

    Ай бұрын

    "Are... Are you a movie director?" "Yes! How could you tell?"

  • @05TE

    @05TE

    Ай бұрын

    "Now what is your motivation for this scene?" "You killed my father!" "He was a terrible actor."

  • @j-l-c-0088

    @j-l-c-0088

    Ай бұрын

    What are you, a theatre director?

  • @enderandbonnie335

    @enderandbonnie335

    Ай бұрын

    Or “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

  • @gejnormcswipe8435
    @gejnormcswipe8435Ай бұрын

    "Yes... finally.. *FINALLYYYYYYYYYY!!* " *stabber looks on in horror*

  • @Bizargh

    @Bizargh

    Ай бұрын

    I *love* me that old 5 Second Film as well ('Super-Psyched' by '5secondfilms', for the curious).

  • @gejnormcswipe8435

    @gejnormcswipe8435

    Ай бұрын

    @@Bizargh Yeah, the first thing that came to mind!

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT

    @TheNightmareAngelYT

    Ай бұрын

    *Stabber sees the demon coming out of the seal that he thought was a person he could shank and loot*

  • @clarakhong1148

    @clarakhong1148

    Ай бұрын

    That's what Blade from Honkai Star Rail would say.😂

  • @IluminousOne-9.7.2
    @IluminousOne-9.7.2Ай бұрын

    "Could've just hand it to me dude"

  • @finalbossd
    @finalbossdАй бұрын

    “Understandable. Have a nice day.”

  • @notdemomantf2294
    @notdemomantf2294Ай бұрын

    There is another option in immediately nerding out on the sword used, listing the type of sword, material, etc. "Is that an authentic silver rapier? What a classy choice to stab me with!"

  • @Daft_Vader

    @Daft_Vader

    Ай бұрын

    * Hits with wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because weapons nerds can only see blades and handles *

  • @yapflipthegrunt4687

    @yapflipthegrunt4687

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Daft_Vader A wooden baseball bat is basically just a club, which is a weapon. A metal baseball bat, on the other hand...

  • @caltheuntitled8021

    @caltheuntitled8021

    Ай бұрын

    @@yapflipthegrunt4687Is probably a mace?

  • @daviviana862

    @daviviana862

    Ай бұрын

    A... Hairless mace perchance​@@caltheuntitled8021

  • @kylestanley7843

    @kylestanley7843

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@caltheuntitled8021 Just a metal club.

  • @wuzzle22
    @wuzzle22Ай бұрын

    \*In a mildly annoyed tone* Can you NOT?

  • @VincentTheBadGuy

    @VincentTheBadGuy

    Ай бұрын

    "Excuse me?"

  • @valentinaembers5713

    @valentinaembers5713

    Ай бұрын

    “I BEG your pardon.”

  • @dandydasyt4766

    @dandydasyt4766

    Ай бұрын

    Then beg. ​@@valentinaembers5713

  • @mirac8803

    @mirac8803

    Ай бұрын

    "Mind your manners!"

  • @r35ct12

    @r35ct12

    Ай бұрын

    “I didn’t ask for your opinion!”

  • @JoeSyxpack
    @JoeSyxpackАй бұрын

    "I guess I can cross this off my list."

  • @the_Ikar
    @the_IkarАй бұрын

    "Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?" is so in my character I believe I'd pull something like that after a shout of pain

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42Ай бұрын

    - "Can't you see I'm busy?" - "Not my purple shirt!" - aroused whimper

  • @Echo-Frisk

    @Echo-Frisk

    Ай бұрын

    what

  • @Luna_the-Idiot

    @Luna_the-Idiot

    Ай бұрын

    nah what-

  • @zambekiller

    @zambekiller

    Ай бұрын

    - well I believe you've made you're point sir - aw another fine addition to my collection - yes harder you sl*t what oh come on don't look at me like that well now you've just made this awkward

  • @_Host_7900

    @_Host_7900

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@zambekiller😮😮😮😮😮

  • @staydetermined6717

    @staydetermined6717

    Ай бұрын

    THE LAST ONE 😭

  • @thescooshinator
    @thescooshinatorАй бұрын

    Calls someone on phone "I'm afraid I can't come to work tomorrow."

  • @SpringySpring04

    @SpringySpring04

    Ай бұрын

    Underrated 😂

  • @BreezyBee7

    @BreezyBee7

    Ай бұрын

    "Are you crazy, John!? Get to your office this instant or you're fired! I don't care if you've been lethally penetrated!" -Boss

  • @neekxd2451

    @neekxd2451

    Ай бұрын

    That means that you CAN go to work today, just not tomorrow.

  • @thescooshinator

    @thescooshinator

    Ай бұрын

    @@neekxd2451 I'm already at work

  • @amitavasengupta5580

    @amitavasengupta5580

    Ай бұрын

    There are deadlines you have

  • @smashbrother980
    @smashbrother980Ай бұрын

    "Well guess who's no longer invited to the party."

  • @agustinafitriyanti1104
    @agustinafitriyanti1104Ай бұрын

    "They say don't bring a sword to a gun fight... I guess they forgot about slicing the bullet"

  • @DepressedCrow
    @DepressedCrowАй бұрын

    "Oh, would you look at that. Ive been impaled."

  • @Starboy_simp

    @Starboy_simp

    Ай бұрын

    Olaf never gets old

  • @daughter_of_poseidon26483

    @daughter_of_poseidon26483

    Ай бұрын

    I love my little snowman no matter how naïve he is about heat

  • @redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840

    @redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840

    28 күн бұрын

    ​@@daughter_of_poseidon26483: Me too XD

  • @stormtendo
    @stormtendoАй бұрын

    “Yep that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…” “That tickles” “No U” “I refuse to accept this” “It’s shorter than I expected” Or “Harder sire”

  • @GooblubShikanokonoko

    @GooblubShikanokonoko

    Ай бұрын

    get out

  • @d1nodray

    @d1nodray

    Ай бұрын

    @@GooblubShikanokonoko it was funny though

  • @Nate-fb1rr

    @Nate-fb1rr

    Ай бұрын

    That sword is not General Grievous.

  • @sophiachalloner8951

    @sophiachalloner8951

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @esined2386

    @esined2386

    Ай бұрын

    I vote "harder sire"

  • @masscreationbroadcasts
    @masscreationbroadcastsАй бұрын

    "I was hoping you'd be less excited to see me"

  • @joemency2242
    @joemency2242Ай бұрын

    0:36 the way you said "you wound me" reminded me of the voice of the Smitten in "Slay the Princess".

  • @Legobots42

    @Legobots42

    26 күн бұрын

    Took forever to find a slay the princess comment in the video of a British guy talking about stabbing but thank you

  • @5peciesunkn0wn
    @5peciesunkn0wnАй бұрын

    "You are the worst acupuncturist I've ever been to! Who gave you your license?!"

  • @justagoofyahhusername

    @justagoofyahhusername

    Ай бұрын

    If I had a nickel for every acupuncture joke I've found in the comments, I'd have 2 nickels. Still funny, but it's weird that it happened twice

  • @user-hh1ro1bh2

    @user-hh1ro1bh2

    Ай бұрын

    @@justagoofyahhusername Doofensmirtz (I can’t spell) evil incorporated! *Music*

  • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist

    @Complexicon_of_a_Startist

    Ай бұрын

    "Tch, last time I try free acupuncture. The service is _awful."_

  • @s-viper1462
    @s-viper1462Ай бұрын

    "WAIT DON'T STAB ME I ONLY HAVE ONE HIT SOUND EFFEC- **urgh** **urgh** **urgh** **urgh** *ur-"

  • @filval387

    @filval387

    Ай бұрын

    "God, that enemy damage sound is getting repetitive... Don't you think so Archi-" "I think that enemy got... the point! I think that enemy got... the point! I think that-" "GOD DAMMIT ARCHIBALD!!!"

  • @ra1nyran
    @ra1nyranАй бұрын

    “you’ve got a point.”

  • @rprealist4869
    @rprealist4869Ай бұрын

    - *Breaks Wind* - "Well, hello to you too!" - "Okay, but I'm keeping this"

  • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
    @Solrex_the_Sun_KingАй бұрын

    A quote from SAOA but: "enjoy this while you can, its the deepest you'll ever be in a woman"

  • @carloguerrero6583

    @carloguerrero6583

    Ай бұрын

    oooooh vicious mockery

  • @Solrex_the_Sun_King

    @Solrex_the_Sun_King

    Ай бұрын

    @@carloguerrero6583 do you even know what SAOA is?

  • @garden_creature

    @garden_creature

    Ай бұрын

    What's with the condescension out of nowhere? 😭 They're just comparing it to vicious mockery

  • @masscreationbroadcasts

    @masscreationbroadcasts

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Solrex_the_Sun_King wait, so he wasn't quoting Kirito?

  • @WhoThisMonkey

    @WhoThisMonkey

    Ай бұрын

    Sword art online abridged, it's a parody of sword art online, they take the anime tweak parts of it and change the script. 'oh no, I got XP am I going to die?' 'How do I eat you?!'

  • @diamondmemer9754
    @diamondmemer9754Ай бұрын

    *I'm sure it was an accident *You're gonna be SO disappointed when you see my loot table *I'm pretty sure that's illegal *Counter!

  • @salvadortoscano2534

    @salvadortoscano2534

    Ай бұрын

    FULL COUNTER

  • @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789

    @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789

    Ай бұрын

    *I like how you wrote every line in this comment in the style of Undertale's dialogue.

  • @diamondmemer9754

    @diamondmemer9754

    Ай бұрын

    @@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 that's true

  • @pixiwix

    @pixiwix

    Ай бұрын

    You're gonna be so disappointed when you see my loot table is the best answer of any in the video or comments TBH

  • @diamondmemer9754

    @diamondmemer9754

    Ай бұрын

    @@pixiwix 💛

  • @shadowbladesabre1945
    @shadowbladesabre1945Ай бұрын

    "Ah, another fine addition to my collection!"

  • @BestShifty
    @BestShiftyАй бұрын

    My favourite Borderlands 3 death voice line: "My chilli recipe dies with me"

  • @KeyboardTarantula
    @KeyboardTarantulaАй бұрын

    [Speech 15/33] "so... come around here often?" [Strength] (break sword) "oh, sorry... ohhh... hope it wasn't expensive." [Perception] "hey! I saw that! no, get back here!" [Endurance] "... I feel kinda hungry..." [Charisma] "are you flirting with me?" [Intelligence] "it appears your bladed weapon has found itself inside mine abdomen. prithee remove thine foreign object?" [Agility] "NUH UH!" (retcons your stabbening) [Luck] "I think you killed my cancer!"

  • @cheeseburgermonkey7104

    @cheeseburgermonkey7104

    Ай бұрын

    come around her

  • @KeyboardTarantula

    @KeyboardTarantula

    Ай бұрын

    @@cheeseburgermonkey7104 thanks broski

  • @cheeseburgermonkey7104

    @cheeseburgermonkey7104

    Ай бұрын

    @@KeyboardTarantula eoften

  • @KeyboardTarantula

    @KeyboardTarantula

    Ай бұрын

    @@cheeseburgermonkey7104 thx

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast

    @GunSpyEnthusiast

    Ай бұрын

    [Pack Rat] " Another for my collection. *Run away * "

  • @jameslewis6259
    @jameslewis6259Ай бұрын

    I did get stabbed (with a knife) and my immediate knee-jerk response was laughter. It was like my brain malfunctioned, because I wasn't trying to fake a laugh. Standing there looking at the knife that wasn't supposed to be in was legitimately funny. I think it was some kind of shock, because I just kept standing there looking at the knife that was sticking out of me and thinking "That doesn't belong there" followed by even more laughter. The dude that stabbed me was horrified, because it was an accident. I don't think me laughing at the situation helped his mental state at all.

  • @jameslewis6259

    @jameslewis6259

    Ай бұрын

    I forgot the best part of that story. Two weeks later, I got stabbed again by the same guy (also an accident). I said "Dude you gotta stop stabbing me. The supervisor is gonna get suspicious."

  • @JustANewHunter

    @JustANewHunter

    Ай бұрын

    *are you okay*

  • @jameslewis6259

    @jameslewis6259

    Ай бұрын

    @@JustANewHunter No, I'm human. I probably won't survive that. Nobody else has so far. lol In all seriousness, that story happened like 20 years ago. I'm fine. Thank you for asking

  • @JustANewHunter

    @JustANewHunter

    Ай бұрын

    @@jameslewis6259 no problem good, good to hear

  • @thebidge

    @thebidge

    Ай бұрын

    No but, I wasn't stabbed. But I lost my finger once First there was a bit of crying and then I was just there...joking around and asking why my bone is so clean despite being soaked in blood

  • @andomrtoob7338
    @andomrtoob7338Ай бұрын

    "Blood loss?" I say looking down at my stab wound. "NO, I know exactly where it is."

  • @user-fd5qz6nv7g
    @user-fd5qz6nv7gАй бұрын

    "Little do you know i'm a sword swallower! Wait..."

  • @iggnifyre6333
    @iggnifyre6333Ай бұрын

    Whenever I get killed in a video game, my immediate response is often "I deserved that"

  • @whybhavi

    @whybhavi

    Ай бұрын

    Do you make sure to tell them?? 😂

  • @Ihavestolenyourchild

    @Ihavestolenyourchild

    5 күн бұрын

    when I get killed in a video game, my immediate response is often "they're hacking"

  • @OmolonFluidDynamicsEnjoyer
    @OmolonFluidDynamicsEnjoyerАй бұрын

    "My doctor did say I needed more iron in my diet"

  • @brady1407
    @brady1407Ай бұрын

    “Well that was uncalled for.”

  • @astrus124
    @astrus124Ай бұрын

    "It seems you had a point" "Looking sharp today" "STEEL better than cholera" "IRON hold any grudge against you" sighs in dissapointment* "how original" "You fool! I'm a geologist, rocks and minerals are my allies! Pulls out wooden bat* "No no no NOOOOOOOOO"

  • @brb__bathroom
    @brb__bathroomАй бұрын

    "I'm your first, aren't I?"

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT

    @TheNightmareAngelYT

    Ай бұрын

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!

  • @NikFromm
    @NikFrommАй бұрын

    “……but why, tho?” “Ugh. 5th time this week.” “You fool! IT’S OPPOSITE DAY!” “Must be Thursday!”

  • @candace219

    @candace219

    Ай бұрын

    For the 3rd one: Today, what DOES kill me MAKES ME STRONGER!!

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419Ай бұрын

    "How did you know where my off switch was?"

  • @mattdoesyoutube9000
    @mattdoesyoutube9000Ай бұрын

    I like that it is a British narrator. That is so fitting. 💀

  • @thissideup521
    @thissideup521Ай бұрын

    "Is it in yet?" "Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?" "After the seventh stab, do I earn a free coffee?" "You could have at least asked first." "I'm sorry, I'm new to this."

  • @Sensei-Ollie

    @Sensei-Ollie

    Ай бұрын

    last one first one wild

  • @EvilGremlin100

    @EvilGremlin100

    Ай бұрын

    "Terribly sorry, old boy, but it appears I've gotten blood all over you!" *snaps finger at a servant* "you boy, bring the gentleman a new coat!" "Now, where were we my good man?"

  • @JYNS_RandomSomeOne
    @JYNS_RandomSomeOneАй бұрын

    "Skipping the foreplay are we?" And "My word, that certainly hit deeper than the last time."

  • @Stinker0610
    @Stinker0610Ай бұрын

    “this wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card”

  • @Gangster_Broccoli
    @Gangster_BroccoliАй бұрын

    “ok, and?” “Hmmm, that’s my blood” “ Ah! appears that you’ve done something.”

  • @TsubasayaYami
    @TsubasayaYamiАй бұрын

    - pulling out a pen and exclaiming a triumphant "HAHA!"

  • @Starboy_simp

    @Starboy_simp

    Ай бұрын

    Percy Jackson reference?

  • @noname-ji1db

    @noname-ji1db

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Starboy_simpIt's a reference to the phrase the pen is mightier than the sword, I believe.

  • @Starboy_simp

    @Starboy_simp

    Ай бұрын

    @@noname-ji1db Also that

  • @radicool
    @radicoolАй бұрын

    "think you missed a vital spot, here try again"

  • @nohintshere

    @nohintshere

    Ай бұрын

    SHURIKEN GET TF OUT OF MY JEANEY COLLECTS COMMENT SECTION

  • @radicool

    @radicool

    Ай бұрын

    @@nohintshere NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @nohintshere

    @nohintshere

    Ай бұрын

    @@radicool ok welcome to the gang do you want a cookie

  • @radicool

    @radicool

    Ай бұрын

    @@nohintshere YES I WOULD LOVE A COOKIE!!!

  • @freebyy

    @freebyy

    Ай бұрын

    what is shuriken phighting doing here

  • @YukiTheCat15
    @YukiTheCat15Ай бұрын

    Even more: - I don't think I ordered this. - Coulda sworn I brought my shield with me. - Finders keepers! *runs away with sword* - Well damn. Seems you brought a sword to a fight that doesn't exist. - I think i'm gonna need at least one bandage after this.

  • @Liveweight
    @LiveweightАй бұрын

    “DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS”

  • @DomP001

    @DomP001

    15 күн бұрын

    Peak reference.

  • @alemon2367
    @alemon2367Ай бұрын

    I like to imagine this guy is just standing in the shower coming up with good comebacks after the sword duel yesterday

  • @lordpillows762

    @lordpillows762

    Ай бұрын

    I wonder if people who do fencing actually think on one-liners like those, sounds like something that would happen

  • @filval387

    @filval387

    Ай бұрын

    *Dude showering with the sword still in his chest, rusting from the water.* "God dammit! Why did I go with "That's gonna leave a mark"? I could have had something much more original!"

  • @early4thegameNOW
    @early4thegameNOWАй бұрын

    I think that enemy got- the point! I think that enemy got- the point! I think that enemy got- the point

  • @Shadow-876

    @Shadow-876

    Ай бұрын

    ARCHABALD!!! NOOO!!!

  • @yriiiiiii

    @yriiiiiii

    Ай бұрын

    I think that enemy noticed- my hat!

  • @rando5638

    @rando5638

    Ай бұрын

    @@Shadow-876 If only we'd seen through Lysanderoth's absolutely flawless facade of heroism earlier!

  • @user-bv2px1hh1m

    @user-bv2px1hh1m

    Ай бұрын

    for anyone who didn't understand: proZD just look up proZD

  • @SeriousSam691

    @SeriousSam691

    Ай бұрын

    Gosh Archibald, do you think that enemy did or did not get the point?

  • @nathangehman7018
    @nathangehman7018Ай бұрын

    "Mighty fine shindig" is one shiny line

  • @yuriatsugi3696
    @yuriatsugi3696Ай бұрын

    >Just looking them in the eye and saying "you missed." If they didn't hit a vital spot. >Casually taking it out and handing it back to them as you point out all the flaws in their technique or posture. Like just: "nono you are doing this all wrong! See this is how you hold it properly" and shit like that

  • @atoucangirl
    @atoucangirlАй бұрын

    "oy oy you got a permit for that?" "OMG I get STABBED with a SWORD?!? (gone wrong)(gone sexual)" *announcer voice* "critical hit!" "it's ok, i got my mortality cured by a tungsten cube" "might wanna get that sharpened, it's getting dull" "the medical bill for this i swear..." "hey! that was my favorite kidney how dare you!" "i don't care who the IRS sends i am not paying taxes"

  • @Maryam_07_

    @Maryam_07_

    Ай бұрын

    Noooo the favorite kidney 😭😭😭

  • @KazPizazz

    @KazPizazz

    20 күн бұрын

    Love the tungsten cube reference!

  • @BreadBup
    @BreadBupАй бұрын

    "Now that one was a REAL Gut Buster!"

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924Ай бұрын

    "Thanks, that itch on my spleen was driving me nuts."

  • @mr.agoshi1872
    @mr.agoshi1872Ай бұрын

    The universal response, in the most chill expression: ow.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nkАй бұрын

    "What a dreadful shade of red."

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000Ай бұрын

    "Ah, I see you're trying to steel my heart!"

  • @lordaragon901
    @lordaragon901Ай бұрын

    “I’m not sure if this thing is against the rules, but I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to pick either the red paintballs or the yellow ones.”

  • @ars-br1ms
    @ars-br1msАй бұрын

    props to jeaney, he had to be stabbed many times with different responses for this video 🙏🙏

  • @cheesebisacorn3099
    @cheesebisacorn3099Ай бұрын

    "Thanks for solving my iron deficiency"

  • @superking100
    @superking100Ай бұрын

    Plot twist: it is the same guy continuously getting stabbed for making these responses over and over.

  • @TanishiChaudhary

    @TanishiChaudhary

    Ай бұрын

    William Afton, that you ?

  • @MadelineTheSworduser
    @MadelineTheSworduserАй бұрын

    "... Oh sorry that's supposed to hurt? Uh, ow"

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924Ай бұрын

    "Yeah, well- **vomits blood on attacker** you too, buddy!"

  • @pris4665
    @pris4665Ай бұрын

    I've come up with my own: "You'd better have protection"

  • @KimDare75

    @KimDare75

    Ай бұрын

    NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @maxthibodeau3627

    @maxthibodeau3627

    Ай бұрын

    you got stabbed by the freaky sword.

  • @FoxySpartan117

    @FoxySpartan117

    Ай бұрын

    Please tell me you greased it first.

  • @Russell-vq6ux

    @Russell-vq6ux

    Ай бұрын

    ​@maxthibodeau3627 hate when that happens, I gotta stop fighting the freak knights of the bdsm guild

  • @JustAJosuke

    @JustAJosuke

    Ай бұрын

    "...is it in yet?"

  • @bobrianfo104
    @bobrianfo104Ай бұрын

    "Do you have insurance? Because I happen to have an accident report form on me, if you could just fill it out we can both pretend nothing happened" **Gets stabbed again** "Oh bollocks"

  • @Red0543
    @Red0543Ай бұрын

    A colleague of mine told me about when he got stabbed while working as a security guard in the subway. Apparently fight or flight hit him *hard* so he punched the thug in the face, tore the knife out of himself and stabbed the guy back while (according to his partner) screaming “WELL F-- YOU TOO!” at the top of his lungs. …. His brain then apparently caught up with him realised what had just happened because he then passed out right then and there.

  • @nathanielrasey
    @nathanielraseyАй бұрын

    Stab: "You've made your point." Stab: "Noooo! My one weakness!"

  • @artizzy2k2k
    @artizzy2k2kАй бұрын

    "Unexpected item in bagging area"

  • @MountDestroyer
    @MountDestroyerАй бұрын

    "It was very knife to meet you too" I hope i didn't stab someone in the back for taking that joke

  • @theholyketchup6445
    @theholyketchup6445Ай бұрын

    "The good, the bad and the I'VE JUST BEEN STABBED" -JackTheFallout comedy voice pack, Blade and Sorcery mod.

  • @moneygrowslikegrass
    @moneygrowslikegrassАй бұрын

    "is it in?" "Sir you cant park there" "You stabbed me!"

  • @emmettemmett4307
    @emmettemmett4307Ай бұрын

    “Jokes on you I’m a masochist.”

  • @mr.explodey6745
    @mr.explodey6745Ай бұрын

    "at least i didn't die in a car crash or something BORING like that"

  • @Emanon616
    @Emanon616Ай бұрын

    For laughter I don't imagine evil or menacing laughter, I just imagine more of a "hehe" as if somebody told a joke and it's pretty decently funny, but not funny enough to fully break out into laughter.

  • @LadyStalactites
    @LadyStalactitesАй бұрын

    "Well damn, fuck this planet."

  • @silentspook8011
    @silentspook8011Ай бұрын

    To quote Hamlet (the play, not quite the character): "O, I am slain!"

  • @hexoson
    @hexosonАй бұрын

    "well that's gonna cost a fortune in dry cleaning"

  • @craftedsoapy6167
    @craftedsoapy6167Ай бұрын

    I’m surprised I haven’t found: “Ow. *Calmly takes out sword from intestines*”

  • @WALLE1D1W
    @WALLE1D1W14 күн бұрын

    Pause for a moment, sigh, and then say "I'm not mad, just disappointed" in the tone of a disapproving parent.

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