Bronze truly is the greatest material

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Bronze persists
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Audio:
Epidemic Sound - Sapphire Eyes - Fabien Tell
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Twitter meme about bronze being the best metal. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

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  • @JeaneyCollects
    @JeaneyCollects2 ай бұрын

    Bronze persists

  • @catiguess1807

    @catiguess1807

    2 ай бұрын

    Indeed.

  • @noneofyourbusiness4133

    @noneofyourbusiness4133

    2 ай бұрын

    But is it undying too?

  • @noneofyourbusiness4133

    @noneofyourbusiness4133

    2 ай бұрын

    But the question is…. Is it also undy*ng?

  • @Jacktheprimecollector

    @Jacktheprimecollector

    2 ай бұрын

    Maybe

  • @sexualyeti7023

    @sexualyeti7023

    2 ай бұрын

    But Tungsten is immortal.

  • @HarrisonSolie
    @HarrisonSolie2 ай бұрын

    i'll stick with my tungsten cube, thanks

  • @SorielHDTBers

    @SorielHDTBers

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah!

  • @Maximus5641

    @Maximus5641

    2 ай бұрын

    me 2

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    Gold cubes will make you feel way more powerful. Not only are they more dense and heavy physically, they are financially heavier too.

  • @NoNameAtAll2

    @NoNameAtAll2

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@therealmanguyman tungsten and gold are of same density

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    @@NoNameAtAll2 Gold density is 19.30 g/cm3, Tungsten is 19.25. Sure, it's barely more dense, but it's the thought that counts.

  • @DroidRazer
    @DroidRazer2 ай бұрын

    Ok now we need to bring the tungsten guy, the bronze guy, and the obsidian guy into one room and lock the door

  • @PlutoTheSynth

    @PlutoTheSynth

    2 ай бұрын

    i'd pay fortunes to watch that

  • @amandapanda5087

    @amandapanda5087

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@PlutoTheSynthSame

  • @beaclaster

    @beaclaster

    2 ай бұрын

    i'm scared with what the tungsten bullets will do to the door

  • @kylestanley7843

    @kylestanley7843

    2 ай бұрын

    The tungsten man wins easy

  • @kyliehenderson1417

    @kyliehenderson1417

    2 ай бұрын

    AND HERE COMES PLUTONIUM GUY WITH THE DEMON CORE *violent irradiation noises and screaming ensues*

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette2 ай бұрын

    Tell us you're coping with getting 3rd place in the Olympics without telling us you're coping with getting 3rd place in the Olympics.

  • @ayamPENYETZ

    @ayamPENYETZ

    2 ай бұрын

    What if they're intentionally getting 3rd place becuz of their love for bronze

  • @oscarglad5284

    @oscarglad5284

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@ayamPENYETZ coper spotted

  • @Oran_Fitz

    @Oran_Fitz

    2 ай бұрын

    but this video is about bronze? ​@@oscarglad5284

  • @ThatPenguin

    @ThatPenguin

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@oscarglad52843rd place is better than second because second is just the first loser

  • @AnonymousYouTubeconsumer

    @AnonymousYouTubeconsumer

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ThatPenguin scientifically speaking, that’s also true.

  • @lirachonyr
    @lirachonyr2 ай бұрын

    This guy seems going through his bronze age…

  • @dograttargod

    @dograttargod

    2 ай бұрын

    Hopefully he doesn't get invaded by the sea peoples

  • @alicorn3924

    @alicorn3924

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@dograttargod or in other words, sea men

  • @JustAGoatwastaken

    @JustAGoatwastaken

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh Gods! It's the Sea men! They're penetrating our defenses!

  • @aedan742

    @aedan742

    2 ай бұрын

    theres so much sea men, we havent even prepared for an attack!

  • @alicorn3924

    @alicorn3924

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm so glad two people went along or had the same idea as me

  • @Be_A_Bi_Warlock
    @Be_A_Bi_Warlock2 ай бұрын

    I have illegally married bronze.

  • @SilverWolf340

    @SilverWolf340

    2 ай бұрын

    :o

  • @Voids_Enigma

    @Voids_Enigma

    2 ай бұрын

    Be_A_Tri_Warlock Men, women and bronze

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

    2 ай бұрын

    I have "legally" married bronze.

  • @Mythol-OG

    @Mythol-OG

    2 ай бұрын

    Hey did you know: your username rules

  • @Be_A_Bi_Warlock

    @Be_A_Bi_Warlock

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Mythol-OG Aww, thanks! You could rule too in exchange for fealty to Anæns.

  • @TheKz262
    @TheKz2622 ай бұрын

    Bro doesn't discriminate either, he loves all bronzes equally...even the strange cousin Brass.

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    He literally commits racism against copper and tin here.

  • @FederalBulgeInvestigator

    @FederalBulgeInvestigator

    2 ай бұрын

    *Copper and tin are really cringe though.*

  • @oscarglad5284

    @oscarglad5284

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@therealmanguymanthey aren't bronze, only the road to bronze

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    @@oscarglad5284 He still discriminates against them. You can't say he doesn't discriminate. Now I know what you might be thinking, that I am a nerd, but let me tell you this: honey isn't bee cum, but it's actually pollen (seeds used to impregnate female flowers), so it's more like flower cum

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@oscarglad5284 You need them for bronze. If you stop appreciating them, they will go away. When they go away, you can't have that outdated bronze you love so much.

  • @bedrockpatron9599
    @bedrockpatron95992 ай бұрын

    I know a specific man, with a specific cube, who would vigorously object

  • @jodofe4879

    @jodofe4879

    2 ай бұрын

    Their battle will be legendary

  • @dashieprodx

    @dashieprodx

    2 ай бұрын

    Heavy boi

  • @Ixarus6713

    @Ixarus6713

    2 ай бұрын

    He truly would be aware of the density.

  • @ViviBuchlaw

    @ViviBuchlaw

    2 ай бұрын

    Who? 😂

  • @bedrockpatron9599

    @bedrockpatron9599

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ViviBuchlaw THIS CUBE CURED MY MORTALITY

  • @Brass319
    @Brass3192 ай бұрын

    not gonna lie I was worried for a second but then they addressed me directly to let me know they care about me too, really appreciate it ngl

  • @alexwright6816

    @alexwright6816

    2 ай бұрын

    brass is the best copper alloy, change my mind

  • @GetLurantisd

    @GetLurantisd

    2 ай бұрын

    @@alexwright6816hell yeah, brass instruments are great

  • @hurlaky43

    @hurlaky43

    2 ай бұрын

    Better corrosion resistance than steel

  • @Rustylorde

    @Rustylorde

    Ай бұрын

    cute pfp, Brass. bet you sing well!

  • @Brass319

    @Brass319

    Ай бұрын

    @@Rustylorde Thanks, and I do! Initially I just wanted to get better at kazoo but then I realized how much overlap there is

  • @Etx-z9
    @Etx-z92 ай бұрын

    Just wait until this guy meets Ea-nāṣir

  • @lilwyvern4

    @lilwyvern4

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh, I heard of that guy. I hear he has copper of the highest quality, and he treats your messengers with the utmost respect.

  • @aheenobarbushenocied9880

    @aheenobarbushenocied9880

    2 ай бұрын

    UDYREEEEEEEE

  • @UdderlyEvelyn

    @UdderlyEvelyn

    2 ай бұрын

    I found this at just the right time after finding out about our boy with the shit ass copper for this to make me lmao.

  • @YataTheFifteenth

    @YataTheFifteenth

    2 ай бұрын

    That bastard swindled me for half of my granary back in the Ur days

  • @IcyLucario

    @IcyLucario

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh man if he sold him poor quality copper I bet he'd say something like: 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕 𒆠 𒉈 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠 𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒋳 𒈠 [𒆷] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗 𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎 𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋼 𒈨 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒊑 𒀀 𒉿 𒇷 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒅗 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒋛 𒅀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊑 𒅎 𒀸 𒁍 𒊏 𒄠 𒈠 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒄠 𒈠 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒅎 𒅖 𒋾 𒅖 𒋗 𒅇 𒅆 𒉌 𒋗 𒊑 𒆪 𒋢 𒉡 𒌅 𒋼 𒅕 𒊏 𒄠 𒄿 𒈾 𒀀 𒇷 𒅅 𒋼 𒂖 𒈬 𒌦 𒈠 𒀭 𒉡 𒌝 𒊭 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒄿 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒄿 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒌅 𒈨 𒂊 𒅖 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒆷 𒅗 𒊍 𒉿 𒅎 𒊭 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒌅 𒊺 𒍪 𒌑 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒁕 𒁍 𒌒 𒅇 𒀸 𒋳 𒄿 𒅗 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒃲 𒇷 𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒀀 𒈾 𒆪 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒅇 𒋗 𒈪 𒀀 𒁍 𒌝 𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒄿 𒁲 𒅔 𒂊 𒍣 𒅁 𒊭 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀭 𒌓 𒆪 𒉡 𒊌 𒅗 𒄠 𒉌 𒍣 𒁍 𒀀 𒈾 𒉿 𒊑 𒅎 𒊭 𒀀 𒋾 𒆠 𒄿 𒋼 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒋛 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒌅 𒊌 𒋾 𒅋 𒆠 𒋛 𒀀 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒋗 𒇻 𒈠 𒄠 𒂊 𒇷 𒅗 𒄿 𒋗 𒆠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒉿 𒊑 𒀀 𒄠 𒆷 𒁺 𒈬 𒂵 𒄠 𒆷 𒀀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊒 𒅗 𒋫 𒆷 𒈠 𒀜 𒄿 𒈾 𒆠 𒊓 𒇷 𒅀 𒅖 𒋾 𒈾 𒀀 𒌑 𒈾 𒍝 𒀝 𒈠 𒂊 𒇷 𒆠 𒅇 𒀀 𒈾 𒊭 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒈾 𒋛 𒄴 𒋫 𒄠 𒂊 𒁍 𒍑 𒅗

  • @early4thegameNOW
    @early4thegameNOW2 ай бұрын

    Reject Humanity Return to Bronze. Breed with Bronze Reproduce with Bronze Intregate with Bronze Become Bronze We are Bronze You are Bronze All shall be Bronze

  • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE

    @DUKE_of_RAMBLE

    2 ай бұрын

    _"I. AM. not-IRON. MAN."_ - Bronze-age Black Sabbath (probably)

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    The hard part is letting go. Cyrus the great did it, why can't you?

  • @CyanRooper

    @CyanRooper

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 🎶 Running as fast as they can Bronze Age man lives again🎶

  • @cheeseburgermonkey7104

    @cheeseburgermonkey7104

    2 ай бұрын

    Midas should've turned everything to bronze, not gold

  • @goingblargh

    @goingblargh

    2 ай бұрын

    I am not Bronze, for *_I AM ALPHARIUS._*

  • @unapologeticallylizzy
    @unapologeticallylizzy2 ай бұрын

    You're right, iron is a false alloy because it's not an alloy, it's an element 😂

  • @armorhide406

    @armorhide406

    2 ай бұрын

    delightfully pedantic respect

  • @jodofe4879

    @jodofe4879

    2 ай бұрын

    Although the iron you use to make tools, weapons etc. is an alloy.

  • @AnkhAnanku

    @AnkhAnanku

    2 ай бұрын

    The iron we use to make tools isn’t even really *iron* the element but instead a mix of iron and carbon and impurities. So steel is more pure iron than so-called “iron.” What a load of nonsense we get from thousands of years of industry meddling in science. You don’t see any of that with bronze, no siree. Bronze just be classy like that.

  • @unapologeticallylizzy

    @unapologeticallylizzy

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jodofe4879 But that isn't pure iron then

  • @bruhgod123

    @bruhgod123

    2 ай бұрын

    @@AnkhAnanku Bronze looks cooler.

  • @nicholasmartin534
    @nicholasmartin5342 ай бұрын

    “The Bronze Age”. Enemies to lovers. 30,000 words.

  • @osheridan

    @osheridan

    2 ай бұрын

    111

  • @Some_Siren

    @Some_Siren

    2 ай бұрын

    Only 30,000? That's a bit short for this man's love

  • @danieljames1868

    @danieljames1868

    2 ай бұрын

    And then the sea peoples barge in for a twist tragedy ending

  • @Cl-2048

    @Cl-2048

    2 ай бұрын

    300,000

  • @tacticalassaultanteater9678
    @tacticalassaultanteater96782 ай бұрын

    Bronze really does feel like good game design. It's a very accessible alloy, and it's significantly more reliable and convenient to work with than all of the less advanced options, as if to reward the players for discovering alloys.

  • @Banana_Fusion

    @Banana_Fusion

    2 ай бұрын

    True!!

  • @ultimaterecoil1136

    @ultimaterecoil1136

    2 ай бұрын

    And then there’s gold. Rare pricy because it is rare but compared to other metals it’s one of the least useful ones. Only really used for electronics and copper is like 80% of that anyway. It’s so frail that you can expect a child to be able to destroy something made of gold

  • @ThorirPP

    @ThorirPP

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ultimaterecoil1136 but on the other hand, it is very shiny and pretty, good for making pretty decorative things like jewellery and such, and its soft and easily malleable nature meant that it was one of the first metals humans started utilising (though only for aesthetics, we didn't make tools out of it for obvious reasons) It is like many gems and pretty stones: useful for satisfying our brain's desire for pretty and shiny things

  • @Juzevs

    @Juzevs

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ultimaterecoil1136 its really not good for starter things, but its really useful on endgame parts

  • @FernandoH7979

    @FernandoH7979

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@ThorirPPand useful for satisfying our need for money to mantain the order in our societies, being a great symbol of value for many societies

  • @kitchaos1118
    @kitchaos11182 ай бұрын

    tungsten grants a glimpse into the infinite, bronze a new perspective on the complexities of the mundane

  • @Smaug_le_dore
    @Smaug_le_dore2 ай бұрын

    I wish you all to find someone who loves you as much as this guy loves bronze.

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    This guy seems to have an unhealthy obsession, and is probably. unable to let go of anything.

  • @Smaug_le_dore

    @Smaug_le_dore

    2 ай бұрын

    @@therealmanguyman "I can fix him"

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Smaug_le_dore Top 10 famous copes

  • @VieShaphiel

    @VieShaphiel

    2 ай бұрын

    it'd bother me a bit if that someone also loves my strange cousin

  • @anxiousearth680

    @anxiousearth680

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Smaug_le_dore "God I want him to break me"

  • @RaonMiru107
    @RaonMiru1072 ай бұрын

    Preposterous! Nothing can beat the intensity of tungsten’s density!

  • @Shive1337

    @Shive1337

    2 ай бұрын

    Except your mom

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Shive1337Implying that this is a homo sapien.

  • @MrWeli

    @MrWeli

    2 ай бұрын

    this is clearly false, for osmium is denser. i can lift your thin tungsten cube with one finger, weakling. my osmium cube is far more dense than anything your poor old tungsten could muster. i am going to oxidize it and laugh as you succumb to the fumes of OsO4. i have grown past such weaknesses by now; osmium is my one true love and even its poisonous forms will refuse to harm me.

  • @amandapanda5087

    @amandapanda5087

    2 ай бұрын

    Bronze has nothing against my obsidian knife

  • @ArtificialDjDAGX

    @ArtificialDjDAGX

    2 ай бұрын

    Osmium

  • @chernobyl169
    @chernobyl1692 ай бұрын

    Someone should print out this post and get it bronzed It would win 3rd place in a "Memes made stupidly real" competition

  • @Opticized

    @Opticized

    2 ай бұрын

    i love what you did with the 3rd place lmao

  • @mateuszbanaszak4671
    @mateuszbanaszak46712 ай бұрын

    "What should I do to remove my 'cylinder' from *bronze pipe* ?"

  • @_abdul
    @_abdul2 ай бұрын

    "Want some quality Copper for your Bronze foundry?" - Ea Nasir

  • @guts60
    @guts602 ай бұрын

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of bronze.

  • @kerzid
    @kerzid2 ай бұрын

    that one guy that would be happy to receive a bronze medal

  • @oscarglad5284

    @oscarglad5284

    2 ай бұрын

    No, no, he's coping, you see. He got bronze in the Olympics and this is how he copes with it

  • @user-bu7vb5tg6b
    @user-bu7vb5tg6b2 ай бұрын

    Never thought I'd see someone curse the founder of the Archaemenid Empire because his one true love was overshadowed. This man's on a mission unlike any other.

  • @user-bv2px1hh1m
    @user-bv2px1hh1m2 ай бұрын

    someone needs to show this man the path of tungsten, for the bronze age is limited. but the embrace of tungsten is gentle and eternal, he must let it absorb his sorrows forever......

  • @bruhgod123

    @bruhgod123

    2 ай бұрын

    Tungsten is hard to work with though.

  • @amog8202

    @amog8202

    2 ай бұрын

    @@bruhgod123 That's what makes it great. Makes you powerful. It's challenges present Apotheosis, not as a reward, but as a path. Tungsten will cure your mortality.

  • @bruhgod123

    @bruhgod123

    2 ай бұрын

    @@amog8202 Indeed. The path to tungsten is difficult but its worth it.

  • @sofer2230
    @sofer22302 ай бұрын

    "[Brass] may not be good for tools or weapons but-" Are wind instruments a joke to you?

  • @SIS3W3N

    @SIS3W3N

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes.

  • @Phantom86d

    @Phantom86d

    2 ай бұрын

    Sousaphone? It's Saxophone!

  • @glauberglousger956

    @glauberglousger956

    2 ай бұрын

    Those can't be used as weapons though (There were cannons, but those don't count as instruments, despite being used as one)

  • @mr.sniffly5297

    @mr.sniffly5297

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Phantom86dit’s funny because saxophones aren’t brass instruments, they’re woodwinds

  • @nilsqvis4337

    @nilsqvis4337

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure the use of saxophones qualify as psychological warfare

  • @dapz
    @dapz2 ай бұрын

    He needs a bronze cube

  • @spk1121

    @spk1121

    2 ай бұрын

    🔶 🤔

  • @YeprilesteR

    @YeprilesteR

    2 ай бұрын

    Indeed

  • @gmdtungsten
    @gmdtungsten2 ай бұрын

    FUCK YEAH ITS ME

  • @randomrhino4371

    @randomrhino4371

    2 ай бұрын

    Curious how you claim to love bronze so much and yet you have tungsten in your name

  • @gmdtungsten

    @gmdtungsten

    2 ай бұрын

    @@randomrhino4371 nah i meant that i brought this to his attention

  • @randomrhino4371

    @randomrhino4371

    2 ай бұрын

    @@gmdtungsten false prophet of the bronze you are

  • @JorgetePanete

    @JorgetePanete

    2 ай бұрын

    it's*

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl97162 ай бұрын

    I have worked in the scrap metal industry for 7 years, 3 years ago I took a tour of a bronze factory. Ever since that fatal day I have been obsessed with the versatility of the range of alloys we call 'Bronze'. Truly a beautiful material

  • @Otto_Von_Beansmarck
    @Otto_Von_Beansmarck2 ай бұрын

    I bet this guy is still in the bronze age with his skeleton made of bronze, he really ought to get on our level in the bone age

  • @PitsaGuy1

    @PitsaGuy1

    2 ай бұрын

    At least he’s not still in the Stone Age.

  • @Belgianmapping1830

    @Belgianmapping1830

    2 ай бұрын

    @@PitsaGuy1I’m still in the stick age

  • @PitsaGuy1

    @PitsaGuy1

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Belgianmapping1830 does that mean words do hurt you?

  • @Belgianmapping1830

    @Belgianmapping1830

    2 ай бұрын

    @@PitsaGuy1 words breaks my stick bones

  • @PitsaGuy1

    @PitsaGuy1

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Belgianmapping1830 pls don’t break my word bones

  • @danathefan
    @danathefan2 ай бұрын

    1st place: yes, i win 2nd place: aww man, I'll get it next time 3rd place:

  • @leiretxu_99
    @leiretxu_992 ай бұрын

    Give this person a medal. A bronze medal, to be precise.

  • @O52T
    @O52T2 ай бұрын

    Bronze is a respectable pick for best material, but I respectfully sustain that Carbon is the true best: the base on which all life is built, the bricks that make up the structure of both diamonds and hematite, the hardest material and the preferred mineral for making writing utensils. Carbon is the solid foundation, the glue, and the epitome of the various materials, for how would we be able to harness Iron, if we didn’t exist? How could we make bronze if we couldn’t write down how to make it successfully every time? How would we burrow to the depths and reach more resources if not with diamond-coated or tipped drills? Bronze is a big step in the right direction, but once you learn how to harness Carbon, there is a clear winner. Carbon is life, literally.

  • @wlockuz4467
    @wlockuz44672 ай бұрын

    Bronze is my #3 favourite metal.

  • @AI_Paul
    @AI_Paul2 ай бұрын

    Only 3300 to 1200 BC kids will remember how cool Bronze is.

  • @VulturHS
    @VulturHS2 ай бұрын

    They are indeed better than gold, but I wouldn't want to reinforce concrete with them.

  • @stevec.9037

    @stevec.9037

    2 ай бұрын

    Then You Are Weak.

  • @Santisima_Trinidad

    @Santisima_Trinidad

    2 ай бұрын

    Maybe, but you'd fucking love it if the made hospital equipment and furnishings out of it, as Bronze and all copper alloys have an antibacterial effect proven to reduce infection rates in wards when stainless steel furnishings were replaced with Bronze ones.

  • @1ManRandom

    @1ManRandom

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Santisima_Trinidad But bronze rusts, while stainless steel does not. It’s also a fair bit softer than steel, and can’t hold an edge nearly as well, making it an issue for things like scalpels.

  • @redeye4516

    @redeye4516

    2 ай бұрын

    @1ManRandom Bronze doesn't rust, but it does corrode. In the majority of cases, this corrosion is actually good, a green patina forms that protects the underlying layers from further weathering. The only time it becomes bad is if copper chlorides are formed, as that can weaken the metal over time in a way that unfortunately seems to be impossible to recover it from, and it can spread if the "infected" metal touches clean metals. This only occurs when chlorides come into contact with it, such as the ones found in salt. So, saltwater can take its toll on all copper-based metals. A good preventative measure is to wax it. But as long as you're not dunking it in seawater, it should be fine.

  • @stevec.9037

    @stevec.9037

    2 ай бұрын

    @1ManRandom what the other guy said about patina, but also, stainless steel is entirely capable of rusting, it's just significantly more resistant to rust than other kinds of steel

  • @toeornottoe4951
    @toeornottoe49512 ай бұрын

    As a brass enjoyer this has made me appreciate bronze more.

  • @flumpleburg1411
    @flumpleburg14112 ай бұрын

    misread that as "I love fucking bronze so much" at first

  • @ezlyx5131
    @ezlyx51312 ай бұрын

    "And with bell bronze, there is just too much to love." Of course, it's got a nice ring to it

  • @yt_MLM3
    @yt_MLM32 ай бұрын

    This man is so dedicated that it makes me actually consider researching the subject

  • @ShadowHazy
    @ShadowHazy2 ай бұрын

    Somebody pitches this man some Tungsten. He might change his mind.

  • @jaysonrees738
    @jaysonrees7382 ай бұрын

    Can't believe he just dumped on copper like that!

  • @blehmeh9889
    @blehmeh98892 ай бұрын

    1:00 "Brass may not be good for tools or weapons..." Sounds like someone forgot about guns! Shell casings for bullets are made of brass. This is because the shell casing needs to be light enough that a soldier can carry plenty of ammunition, yet strong enough to withstand the explosion of the powder that propels the bullet through the barrel of the gun. Not only has brass been the best candidate to meet these requirements for years, but it's also so strong that the shell casings can actually be re-used multiple times. You can fire a bullet, pick the brass shell up off the ground, and use specialized equipment to insert more powder and a new bullet, creating a cartridge from a re-used shell that can be fired again. Brass shell casings can be re-used multiple times each this way, and it usually only becomes dangerous to re-use a brass shell casing when it's visibly damaged or split, or requires manipulation or trimming to re-load the shell. Many gun owners in the US who shoot frequently will purchase reloading equipment and reload their shell casings in order to save money on getting ammunition. By comparison, steel shell casings have been available for many calibers and weapons too, but are known as less reliable than brass, and simply aren't well suited to reloading. Experts will tell you it's "possible", but it's only possible under the most ideal circumstances and is generally bad for the reloading equipment, so most consider steel shells "disposable". There are talks that the military might switch to plastic shell casings to cut down on the weight of ammunition, but the technology is still debuting, and even when it's ready, the plastic probably isn't strong enough to be used for reloading. Even if plastic cartridges are good for military application, brass cartridges will likely hail in the civilian market for many years to come because reloading the shells is a great way to save money on restocking spent ammunition.

  • @memorobles7857

    @memorobles7857

    2 ай бұрын

    Going by his praise of the Bronze Age and his hatred of Cyrus of Persia I seriously doubt the man is familiar with anything more advanced than a composite bow...

  • @lewie110

    @lewie110

    2 ай бұрын

    great lesson on casings, also brass hammers and brass knuckles exist, there are brass fittings for plumbing, brass in most carburetors. if i did a google search i would probably find 100 more uses for brass.

  • @blehmeh9889

    @blehmeh9889

    2 ай бұрын

    @@lewie110 Thanks for sharing those too!

  • @caldog619

    @caldog619

    27 күн бұрын

    Or an entire class of musical instruments...but that works too

  • @shethinksimironman

    @shethinksimironman

    24 күн бұрын

    i mean technically brass is only used in those applications because of excellent ability *NOT* to cause damage

  • @Different_Letter9835
    @Different_Letter98352 ай бұрын

    the way you say "bronze" with such an air of superior haughtiness every time is sending me

  • @HolyStarling198
    @HolyStarling1982 ай бұрын

    Nah, bronze is the material of the past. Everything’s chrome in the future. Edit: yall know it’s a SpongeBob reference right? Or am I silly?

  • @bits360wastaken

    @bits360wastaken

    2 ай бұрын

    FUUUUTURE!

  • @cheekibreeki904

    @cheekibreeki904

    2 ай бұрын

    Except Firefox.

  • @23rdpotusbenjaminharrison3

    @23rdpotusbenjaminharrison3

    2 ай бұрын

    Everything was chrome in the '50s too, you know.

  • @jaimepujol5507

    @jaimepujol5507

    2 ай бұрын

    Witness meeeeee!!!!

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    @@23rdpotusbenjaminharrison3 You weren't chrome in the 50s. My great grandmother was never chrome. (I would know, I personally met her)

  • @sarosenna5850
    @sarosenna5850Ай бұрын

    This reminds me of the fae I'm writing who remember the Bronze Age VERY fondly.

  • @MrFlame-zk5cy
    @MrFlame-zk5cy2 ай бұрын

    Bronze work is so pretty i do love seeing it around

  • @ex320kyt
    @ex320kyt2 ай бұрын

    Nobody tell this man about the bronze age collapse

  • @jodofe4879

    @jodofe4879

    2 ай бұрын

    It is a hoax

  • @dang-x3n0t1ct

    @dang-x3n0t1ct

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@jodofe4879 bronzo-caust denier

  • @pattersong6637

    @pattersong6637

    2 ай бұрын

    He could give you a great rant about the Sea People.

  • @olmostgudinaf8100
    @olmostgudinaf81002 ай бұрын

    He's right. I looked at those rods and I honestly can't say that they aren't better than gold.

  • @clausroquefort9545
    @clausroquefort95452 ай бұрын

    reject bronze, return to rock and stick on second thought, just rock is fine.

  • @Molten_Anarchist

    @Molten_Anarchist

    2 ай бұрын

    Return to cool rocks and cool sticks

  • @armorhide406

    @armorhide406

    2 ай бұрын

    When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon-and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@armorhide406 I feel like you guys had a bit of a skill issue if you couldn't find more than one rock. Your survival is more impressive that way, tho.

  • @armorhide406

    @armorhide406

    2 ай бұрын

    @@therealmanguyman If the UNSC didn't issue you an additional rock, you'd deal with it and like it

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    2 ай бұрын

    @@armorhide406 What the fuck is the UNSC???

  • @tatecrossette2855
    @tatecrossette28552 ай бұрын

    Silver is the grey-test material

  • @hippityhoppityyourbrainisn4384

    @hippityhoppityyourbrainisn4384

    2 ай бұрын

    this comment was *golden* .

  • @canuto5508

    @canuto5508

    2 ай бұрын

    Collins reactive moment

  • @Wadetata
    @WadetataАй бұрын

    The auto chapters really made this better

  • @moroteseoinage
    @moroteseoinage2 ай бұрын

    Brass has many applications in welding, piping, and appurtenance fittings. It’s is very good for those applications.

  • @andrewchapman2039
    @andrewchapman20392 ай бұрын

    I mean hey, so long as it isn't aluminium.

  • @dapz

    @dapz

    2 ай бұрын

    Aluminum is underrated smh… and aluminum bronze is 😍😍😍😍

  • @hps362
    @hps3622 ай бұрын

    I watch The Drum Thing and I agree.

  • @randomobserver8168
    @randomobserver81682 ай бұрын

    This is the best work yet. The bronze of YT humour.

  • @Hg-201
    @Hg-2012 ай бұрын

    >Cringe base metals like copper and tin **Angry electrical engineer noises** >Brass is bad for weapons **Laughs in C260 cartridge brass**

  • @communistkanna
    @communistkanna2 ай бұрын

    It's all fun and games until a bronze plane destroys a bronze tower...

  • @RandomAussie-dx9fj
    @RandomAussie-dx9fj2 ай бұрын

    If anybody was wondering, most old cannons were made of bronze. So you’d better love them as this man does or else

  • @shrs06_
    @shrs06_2 ай бұрын

    My man deserves a bronze medal for this one

  • @MetaBloxer
    @MetaBloxerАй бұрын

    First the CGPGrey hexagon cult and NOW THIS. I have been captured.

  • @_.batman_
    @_.batman_2 ай бұрын

    I'm Batman, i live in the shadows.

  • @SIS3W3N

    @SIS3W3N

    2 ай бұрын

    Flashbang out.

  • @CodeNameX001
    @CodeNameX0013 күн бұрын

    This is either someone who's fully dedicated to the bit, or we're watching an anonymous stranger's slow decline in sanity.

  • @DerpsWithWolves
    @DerpsWithWolves2 ай бұрын

    "Not good for weapons" A couple hundred years of cannons being made out of poured and polished brass would like to have a word with this so-called 'fan'. They were the safest option for quite a while (however expensive), because banded or laminated iron had structural gaps before improved forging methods came along, and held relevance well over a thousand years into the iron age as a result.

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity67332 ай бұрын

    this has the same energy as the tungsten cube video

  • @pixelfencer
    @pixelfencer2 ай бұрын

    This guy still trying to cope with the bronze age collapse

  • @KlamparDafenrad
    @KlamparDafenradАй бұрын

    This is the guy who slows down in a race to make sure he only comes in third

  • @beeftips1628
    @beeftips16282 ай бұрын

    I love these rants people go on bc they are passionate about the strangest things, like the one with the radioactive element that just sucks is also golden.

  • @igobysoul
    @igobysoul2 ай бұрын

    This goes on for two minutes.

  • @Quaxophone
    @Quaxophone2 ай бұрын

    Never thought I’d ever get to see the successor to the Tungsten cube guy, but here we are

  • @KH-us3rv
    @KH-us3rv24 күн бұрын

    Man likes his Seekers and his Soothers, I see.

  • @snigdhabhattacharya1690
    @snigdhabhattacharya16902 ай бұрын

    Thanks. Tiny island is in third place. No idea how this happened

  • @Wario-The-Legend
    @Wario-The-LegendАй бұрын

    Alright, make a skyscraper with bronze supports. It better be completely structurally sound and just as expensive or less.

  • @RespecterAlexander
    @RespecterAlexander2 ай бұрын

    When you get third place, but try to prove you are true winner

  • @LeClericalError
    @LeClericalError2 ай бұрын

    As a brass guy™️, I appreciate the shoutout

  • @pazamataz
    @pazamataz2 ай бұрын

    This guy and the tungsten cube guy should fight

  • @nomesobrenome9027
    @nomesobrenome90272 ай бұрын

    Bro's gonna freak out when he learns about silver

  • @TheMantisLord50
    @TheMantisLord502 ай бұрын

    My little Bronze Age

  • @raphaelefranco1123
    @raphaelefranco11232 ай бұрын

    getting strong flashbacks to the tungsten cube review...

  • @MagmaForce_
    @MagmaForce_2 ай бұрын

    this comes out as I get interested in metallurgy

  • @sdsharksgoodpenguinsbad
    @sdsharksgoodpenguinsbad2 ай бұрын

    remember that meme template of that athlete vehemently celebrating getting third place? this guy is that athlete.

  • @Sinsla7822
    @Sinsla78222 ай бұрын

    They say Supernovas are caused every time a blade of Bronze and Tungsten clash

  • @tobybartels8426
    @tobybartels84262 ай бұрын

    Guy who still hears the voices of the gods instead of an internal monologue.

  • @hoodiegal
    @hoodiegal2 ай бұрын

    I want to see the Tungsten person and this person fight

  • @DemonicEngineer
    @DemonicEngineer2 ай бұрын

    Khorne blushes at the Brass part.

  • @missingpatel7349
    @missingpatel73492 ай бұрын

    Tungsten gets a competition

  • @gilangignasraharjo6138
    @gilangignasraharjo61382 ай бұрын

    Nothing... NOTHING! Beats Tungsten in my heart.

  • @nickes6168
    @nickes61682 ай бұрын

    Well there went my coffee. I should have known better than to have a sip after pressing play.

  • @Enderbrine98767
    @Enderbrine987672 ай бұрын

    And yet none of his bronze could overcome the sheer might of tungsten. His puny bronze idols would bend and dent at the very weight of it.

  • @fletcherhww
    @fletcherhww2 ай бұрын

    I can see this man attempting burn a pile of gold in the future with a bronze lighter

  • @sketchyskies8531
    @sketchyskies85312 ай бұрын

    I thought that said “Bronze truly is the greatest musical” and didn’t even question it

  • @tulsatrash
    @tulsatrash2 ай бұрын

    Steel has been one of the bronze families great partners in endeavor in the last 3 centuries. They can accomplish more together than apart. The same is true of wood but for a longer time. The Bronze family has been absolutely indispensable in undertakings upon the water and in space and in music and wood and steel have been by their side for.all of it.

  • @Prismatic_Pixie
    @Prismatic_Pixie2 ай бұрын

    I love this user so much, truly a like-minded individual

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh2 ай бұрын

    Bronze this and bronze that. I’m into beryllium bronze

  • @lolliputbug
    @lolliputbug2 ай бұрын

    The profile picture really makes this

  • @Skelig
    @Skelig19 күн бұрын

    surprisingly persuasive

  • @poespetraven
    @poespetraven2 ай бұрын

    Bronze. A great alloy, but an even greater ally.

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym52432 ай бұрын

    This man hasn't heard of unobtainium

  • @CptnMango9108
    @CptnMango91082 ай бұрын

    I thought I was in for interesting facts about bronze and its applications through history. What I got was way more information than I am comfortable with

  • @cinderheart2720
    @cinderheart27202 ай бұрын

    That one weird tech priest that's been away from Mars for too long.

  • @King_Ddraig
    @King_Ddraig2 ай бұрын

    brass gotta be one of my favourites, love my brass clockwork orrery and just brass clockwork in general

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