Top Ten Dinosauruses - Number 1 - Concavenator
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We all knew this would be number one
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr meme about ranking the top ten dinosaurs / dinosauruses. This one is number one, the Concavenator. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.
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We all knew this would be number one
@iiPxlarJasperii
3 ай бұрын
WE ARE NUMBER ONE 💯🔥🔥
@supervideosxd7041
3 ай бұрын
Totally
@HenryMiller-ox1xu
3 ай бұрын
Obviously
@stormtendo
3 ай бұрын
@@iiPxlarJasperiiStefan may be gone, but never forgotten
@strattino
3 ай бұрын
You're number one Jeaney 👉
don't cry because it's over. smile because it happened
@greenhydra10
3 ай бұрын
Cry because it happened, smile because it's over.*
@ethanlivemere1162
3 ай бұрын
Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened. - U.A.
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
3 ай бұрын
Cry.
@L-and-P
3 ай бұрын
I think I will
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
3 ай бұрын
Why'd youtube delete my comment (if it's not just that it doesn't appear for me)? All it said was "Cry."
THE LAST TOMFOOLERY, THE FINAL JOKE, THE ULTIMATE BAMBOOZLEMENT, the top one dinosaur is just a real one, 100% accurate description, no bullshit, no joke, just real dino facts PERFECTION!
@Burred11
3 ай бұрын
I don't understand what you mean? All of these has been real dino facts.
@negnegative8736
3 ай бұрын
Wait wdym the other ones were fake, they are all real!
@Stoutsnout
3 ай бұрын
It says it’s up to 6m in length whilst the graphic shows 5m. Literally unplayable.
@readyforlol
3 ай бұрын
@@Stoutsnout "Up to 6m" implies the possibility of any sizes below that. Checkmate, gamers !
@ethanlivemere1162
3 ай бұрын
THE INFINITE JEST
BEHOLD, MY CONCAVENATOR *Platipus noises*
@rgal
3 ай бұрын
":An Ornithorhynchus anatinus?" *audible sigh, sound of hat being put on a head* "*Perry* the Ornithorhynchus anatinus?!"
@sudipto4447
3 ай бұрын
cant wait for the plan to horribly backfire as Dr Doofenshmirtz gets turned into a chicken as the webbed footed two legged walking green aquatic egg laying mammal, equipped with a 90s style fedora hat by the name of "Perry" manages to roundhouse kick the weapon as it's just about to fire.
@yammoto148
3 ай бұрын
YOU ARE TOO LATE!!! Wait *Looks at watch* "NOW YOU ARE TOO LATE."
@42scientist
3 ай бұрын
I would never make a typo in my -Inators.
@VexKingYoutube
3 ай бұрын
🟫 🟧🟦
i didn't expect it to be this short and i choked on my water from laughing so hard
@Nuclearburrit0
3 ай бұрын
I would have if I'd been drinking something at the time
@ashrithapreshand1310
3 ай бұрын
The video or the dinosaur?
@Nuclearburrit0
3 ай бұрын
@@ashrithapreshand1310 what's a dinosaur?
@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
3 ай бұрын
@@Nuclearburrit0You win.
@Clint945
3 ай бұрын
What she said?
"behold, Perry the platypus! My concavenator, with this, I will turn all glass into concave ones and rule the tristate are!"
@OsinakiKun
3 ай бұрын
*dramatic sound effect*
@FailRaceFan
3 ай бұрын
*Perry chattering*
@benjaminoechsli1941
3 ай бұрын
He came up with the idea trying to make his own contact lenses because have you seen the prices they charge, Perry the Platypus!? And people call _Doof_ evil.
@FailRaceFan
3 ай бұрын
*chatters again*
@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
Ай бұрын
Dinosauruses evil incorporated
The final dinosaur of the series being a normal one is chef kiss
@slavsit7600
3 ай бұрын
it has always been normal wdym?
I did not expect it to be my favorite dinosaur and also be a serious description
@AndyHappyGuy
3 ай бұрын
It's come full circle for you!
@georgelapsley2662
3 ай бұрын
Same
@OtakuUnitedStudio
3 ай бұрын
Congrats!
@CFOPuser
3 ай бұрын
Perchance
@qbertking1910
3 ай бұрын
Man your favorite dinosaur is lame as hell
At long last, we have arrived, and What a journey this has been.
In the back of my mind, I had a feeling number 1 was going to be a legit dinosaur with no broken facts. I thought that, yet I STILL wasn't ready for it
the final dinosaur is just a normal description of a normal dinosaur.
The way he absolutely perfectly said 'carcharodontosaurid' was amazing
It was a true pleasure to watch this series. The emotional beats and scenes truly clicked with this final episode. This is a true masterpiece.
there are probably 3 more number one entries after this one
@SecretJapsumAccount
3 ай бұрын
It's like SCP-001, it's up to interpretation.
I would like to congratulate the community for following along on this incredible journey
Oh my god... I did not expect it to not only be a real dinosaur but to also have the shortest description on the list. I was waiting for this number 1, you know. I was curious! Everything else was so funny and absurd that I was wondering how all of that could be topped and what would be number 1 and now it's here and it's an actual dinosaur. No jokes at all but I was too surprised that I ended up laughing anyways. I'm gonna miss this series! It was so much fun while it was going that I didn't look up the actual list as to not spoil myself. I don't know if there'd be another type of post to be read someday but if ever there is, I hope it's as fun as this one.
I love how short it is...just makes it even more unbeliveable.
@tobybartels8426
3 ай бұрын
But long! Five metres from the tip of the nose to, well, the part of the tail where it's no longer that thick I guess.
Is it just me or does it feel like they just made this one up?
@MorganDeacetis
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, no way a diniisis with a crest on its back could ever exist.
@zorafails9200
3 ай бұрын
No this one is real
@elvirak8846
3 ай бұрын
YEa this one is actually the only real dinosour in the list , sadly it's a obscure kind so I won't be surprised If you didn't hear of it.
@ThatCake
3 ай бұрын
@@elvirak8846 no the other ones we're real (trust me i have a phd in dinosauruses) but this one is far too outlandish
@Polygonetwo
3 ай бұрын
Yeah this is ridiculous. No creature has such a pointed crest on their back. That'd be silly.
the best dinosaur you can tell they really like it as it's the only one full of science words instead of pure chaos.
I love how literally everything before this episode is just wrong, but then this is a real dinosaur
This series was one of the only things keeping me going. I had nothing until you posted * Top Ten Dinosauruses - Number 10 - Oviraptor * I watched each new episode as the released, I learned dinosaurology, I learned to love, I grew as a person. I wouldn't be here today here if it weren't for you, and the people of the original blog. Today I am a dinosaur, thank you Jeaney for you and your collection. and to Yoshi, if you are still out there, I forgive you.
I cannot think of any possible way this could have ended better
Cant wait for "Top Ten Dinosauruses - Honorable Mention 1"!
What a journey. Maybe the real collection was the friends we made along the way
That's pretty much the ultimate bait and switch, after increasingly insane picks the final one is just an actual dinosaur. I'm impressed.
i thought that said cocaine.
@CFOPuser
3 ай бұрын
Not since the accident....
@General_kenobi12
3 ай бұрын
And then the wolves came...
@theexcaliburone5933
3 ай бұрын
In this economy?!
@paleomiguel
3 ай бұрын
Just as the prophecy foretold..
the #1 being a very real dinosaur is the natural conclusion for this series
I dont know how, but the finale was just as good as the rest. Beautiful
The way the video ends is just fucking perfect
Fellas, it was a pleasure to follow this series with all of you, Cheers!!
as someone who uses tumblr I really shouldn't have been surprised by n° 1 being a normal description. also he totally deserves it
This is ironically my favourite dinosaur.
Don’t cry because it’s over Smile because it happened
@michaelleue7594
3 ай бұрын
Don't cry because it happened. Smile because it's over.
@General_kenobi12
3 ай бұрын
Stolen
As a certified dinosaur nerd (certified by the Dinosauruses Committee™), I can confirm that this is true.
@TarbosaurusBaatar
3 ай бұрын
I can confirm that ichthyovenator is its missing puzzle piece
exactly what i wanted thank you very much
Wanted to thank you for 4K throughout the whole dinusornus journey.
thank you for these cool dinasourese facts the #1 was so cool!
This was worth the wait
A fitting end to this glorious journey
I can't believe we reached the end of this list. Truly a great moment in history.
You mean No 1 wasn’t _Godzillacus Kongabong?_ I am shocked and appalled
@OtakuUnitedStudio
3 ай бұрын
Fun fact, there's actually a proposed genus called Gojirasaurus. There's also Godzillasaurus in the movies themselves, being the dinosaur Godzilla mutated from. The two are almost nothing alike, and Gojirasaurus could be the result of multiple skeletons ending up on top of one another.
@gabriellittle2827
3 ай бұрын
@@OtakuUnitedStudioand was only impressive in the context of its own time period
@OtakuUnitedStudio
3 ай бұрын
@@gabriellittle2827 Yep! It was the largest of the Coelophysids at the time (if it was indeed its own species), and was only slightly taller than an average human while being only a couple meters long. This was in comparison to most dinosaurs at the time being, at most, as big as the largest bird species alive today.
What a moment in history everyone.. we stuck through to the end for this beautiful reveal, I'm proud of you all
It has been an honor to experience this educational journey. I'm so much more knowledgeable about dinisuiroroses now!
YHEEE BABYYYYY THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT IT'S WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOO
I’m gonna miss this series it has brought me and my discord friends much joy.
Damn, what a ride it's been. Been great counting down all 11 of the top 10 dinosauruses with you, gents
so simple yet so great
I could not have possibly come up with a more perfect ending.
Don’t smile because it’s over. Cry because it happened.
Paleontologist in training here- finally my soul is free
This series was vastly educational. Fingers crossed for a supercut.
HAH! Of course! That was the only way they could top it all off, was having the last one be actually completely normal and straightforward. Just absolutely legendary series, the whole way through.
The perfect end to the the perfect series. I will go cry now
another top ten dinosauruses!
Wait was that it lol, i was expecting something longer 😄 but its just straight to the point
okay, now the compilation of them all
The perfect punchline after all that buildup
So proud of my boy
I love this video
All of my suffering throughout the whole of this series, is now finally relieved. Concavenator really deserves it's title as 1# Dinosaurus.
I wated weeks for this, I am not disappointed
Thank you.
definitely top 1 material right there, the concavenator gotta be one of the best dienanosouronoses
It took 31 days, but maybe we weren’t ready to see it go…
Oh...not what i expected
Its finally here.. the top 1 dinosauruses.. we can finally rest now.
i looked it up and this one is actually unironically a real dinosaur with a accurate discription
The red line was running so fast i couldn't believe it.
What a heck of a ride. And ending lol
YO ITS NUMBER ONE
I was there when this happened. For context, a biology blog posted that people shouldn't be quite so harsh about pointing out inaccurate depictions of dinosaurs in toys since laypeople would in some way understand that the toys aren't a perfect representation of real animals, a famous paleontology blog responded "actually no, it DOES matter because we don't have any living examples of non-avian dinosaurs for them to check against like we have lions and cats, & some people tend to get pissy when they inevitably find out that reality doesn't match up with their preferred fiction to the point where they start rejecting science", some anons harassed the paleontology blog and they eventually got fed up, snapped, and lashed out at the biology blog, and the biology blog made "Top Ten Dinosauruses" in response as a way of trolling the paleontology blog. I actually helped the biology blog calm down and figure out why the paleontology blog reacted the way they did (constant harassment from anti-science nuts and people who just. Really hate birds (paleoblog's favorite animals).), and they eventually made up.
Now give us the honorable mentions
I only found out about Concavenator last year (thanks Jurassic World Evolution 2), and it’s got to be one of the most endearingly weird looking animals I have ever seen.
Truly a dinosauruses of all time.
BABE, WAKE UP! NUMBER 1 DINOSAURUS JUST DROPPED!!!
I wasn't sure if you were going to play the bit straight, to be honest. Kudos to you, this was a great rendition of a sithpost.
@michaelleue7594
3 ай бұрын
He's gone to the Dark Side.
@Venatius
3 ай бұрын
The original post Jeaney is reading was written on Tumblr by Bogleech years ago, FYI. Link's in the description.
@Elvalley
3 ай бұрын
@@Venatius Oh, I know. That's what I meant by saying it's a great rendition of it.
Just watched all 10 back to back. That was wonderfully stupid and I'd love to see more 🤣
Wow, Concavenator is so goofy that it made its way to the first place of top 10 dinosauruses, congratulations conca
The dannosnaisis we’ve all been waiting for 😮
IT WAS! IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! HE DID IT! HE DID THE PEAK HUMOR!
All I can't think of is all those comments about people holding off unaliveing themselves too see this.
actually that's not a crest, that's a terrain diagram.
I didn't expect this zo be so... factual and I certainly didn't expect this to be my actual favourite dinosaur
I like how the “Concavenator” in the thumbnail is utterly smooth brained, suggesting that it’s infinitely less interesting than the other Chad dinosauruses.
I just learned of his existence and he's amazing.
Best series
The person who wrote this post should be allowed to write all humour for a year.
THE NUMBER 1 HAS BEEN REVEALED
This series has been truly awe-inspiring. Some of these dinosnorkases were amazing!
Concavenator is my favorite dinosaur, I’m so glad it’s number 1 among dinosauruses
Well that was abrupt. I turned my back to check on the dog and thought my phone died.
It’s hilarious that after all the jokes and memes, the last one is a real dinosaur with no bullshiting or jokes
The end of an era
The series of all time is finally complete.
Waitwaitwait This can’t be it! I expected something bigger, something better, something funnier! But this? This is perfect.
This was honestly my favorite series in KZread. It is a bit sad that its now over, but at least we now know what the Number 1 dinosaurus is (a REAL DINOSAUR, of all things!).
Truly the dinosaur of all time.
i laughed so hard when the video just ended
Cool!
Can we binge watch season 2 already? I cant wait for season 4.
@Venatius
3 ай бұрын
The original author wrote these years ago and has not made a sequel, but he's aware of these readings and all the joy it's brought people so maybe he'll come up with one now!