Soon we'll all be crabs!!!

@Sentryunit582

3 ай бұрын

NUH UH

@Attmoz-Phere

3 ай бұрын

NO ITS NUMBER 2🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

@BananaWasTaken

3 ай бұрын

Woo. Carcinisation!

@cat-cam-87

3 ай бұрын

​@@Sentryunit582 YUH UH

@halfpear3337

3 ай бұрын

Creub 🇫🇷

This was definetly written by an Anomalocaris

@Envy-Animations

3 ай бұрын

We will rise up against humans

@pinkfurret6245

3 ай бұрын

And yet they're still in the third spot

@Dr.Death8520

3 ай бұрын

They are a modest dininiosar, they couldn't put themselves as first

@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248

3 ай бұрын

nuh uh

@oompa1274

3 ай бұрын

@@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248 🤨🤨🤨

Unfortunately, the cave painting it saw was poorly drawn, so it didn’t know crabs are supposed to have legs, and that’s why anomalocaris also went extinct.

@NickAndriadze

3 ай бұрын

Actually, it didn't go extinct, it didn't see legs and evolved caterpillar tracks instead, as seen on the only surviving image of it.

@LunarBiohazard321

3 ай бұрын

However, the caterpillar tracks come with a disadvantage: they only work if gravity is working, so the Anomalocaris must be constantly thinking of the Earth's magnetic field to turn it on. This means that 1- they are slower than most dinorcanorises, and 2- if they become distracted and stop thinking of gravity, they will be unable to move. It is not extinct, but it _is_ endangered.

@Epic-so3ek

3 ай бұрын

A mistake we all fall prey too from time to time

I can't believe we're already at the top 3 dinosauruses. I am shaking with anticipation as I wait to find out who number one is

@Retr0Whiskey

3 ай бұрын

Given that there were two number 9's, who knows how many number 1's there's actually gonna be?

@ProulxS

3 ай бұрын

@@Retr0Whiskey Well this is history and you can't change history. Scholars know there is only one #1 and it's Concavenator.

@MarkD5678

3 ай бұрын

Thesaurus

@pieceofschmidtgamer

3 ай бұрын

​@@ProulxSNah. It's Barney.

@heyoyo10gaming4

3 ай бұрын

Number 1 is Grimlock

I love how the only thing this has to do with dinosaurs at this point are the increasingly wild ways to mispell dinosaurs.

@runeanonymous9760

3 ай бұрын

I mean, radiodonts are also extinct? I am pretty sure that the appearance of Anomalocaris here is in reference to them being dinocarids, which also has “dino” in it (dinosaurs are terrible lizards, dinocarids are terrible crabs) It’s possible that there’s some other brilliance going on with the other picks that I just haven’t picked up on, due to not being the appropriate georg

@Salmon_Lamb0

3 ай бұрын

It stopped having anything to do with dinosaurs as soon as number nine started. Which number nine am I talking about? I don’t even know.

@ivanmax3595

3 ай бұрын

@@runeanonymous9760 dinocarids are "terrible shrimps", not "terrible crabs"

@ash82391

3 ай бұрын

​@@ivanmax3595shrimps are terrible at being crabs tbf

@runeanonymous9760

3 ай бұрын

@@ivanmax3595Wikipedia lied to me…

Dinosaur being spelled right at the end gave me a stroke

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

3 ай бұрын

*dinoceros

@CyanRooper

3 ай бұрын

*stronk

@Dr.Death8520

3 ай бұрын

Holy shit you're right

@arshu_parshu1999

3 ай бұрын

*dinanderous

Me (29, crab) waiting in line for the discovery of carcinization

@tecovakotato5361

3 ай бұрын

Overpopulation🔥🔥🔥

If the number 1 dinosaurus pick isn’t the ledendary “Doyouthinkmywifesawus”, we riot

How is this list managing to get more ridiculously amazing with every single entry?

@xissel

3 ай бұрын

Starting to stretch the definition of a dinosaurus pretty thin now

@Sotanaht01

3 ай бұрын

@@xissel What exactly is the definition of a dinosaurus, if you would be so kind.

@Vitenoxi

3 ай бұрын

​@@Sotanaht01old thing

@jamesyun8444

3 ай бұрын

@@VitenoxiI don’t see a problem then. The crab is the oldest person in 29

@Vitenoxi

3 ай бұрын

@@jamesyun8444 there was no problem in the first place, the first replier is delusional we love dinosaricals

We should thank the Anomalocaris for starting the industrial revolution.

I do enjoy how this not only shows in my notifications, but that KZread feels the need to label it an “important” video to prioritise to the top

The construction equipment noises in the background makes me think that this isn't a top 10 list anymore. The narrator is physically going out there and yelling nonsense at a crane

@Mr._funny2006

3 ай бұрын

That's a steam excavator not a crane

@Whenpigfly666

3 ай бұрын

@@Mr._funny2006 My sincerest apologies for not doing my research in Dinosulphuruses before commenting

@Mr._funny2006

3 ай бұрын

@@Whenpigfly666 I forgive you

@yjlom

3 ай бұрын

you're both wrong that's a nanamolocariz

@CelestialCaboose2472

2 ай бұрын

​@@Mr._funny2006 Actually it's a steamshovelsorous, known for there iron exoskeleton, pulley & cable operated neck & head, and they're diet consisting mostly of soil, water & coal.

Imagine number 1 is just a T Rex, with a factually accurate description, that'd be one hell of a plot twist

@gabriellittle2827

3 ай бұрын

Spoilers Actually this but with Concavenator instead

0:21 They spelt dinosaur correctly!!!!

@Wulk

3 ай бұрын

Ain't no wayyyy

Glad to hear that a beautiful, magnifiscent species like Anomalocaris was the one that got the last laugh. Definitely worthy of being in the top 3 best dinosauruses, the interesting choice of evolving caterpillar tracks instead of crab legs was very unorthodox, but payed off.

Highly implied that Anomalocaris wrote this, but is modest enough to look up to its peers despite their shortsightedness. Truly a good person.

Todd Howard, holding the crab: “WHO’S FUCKING LAUGHING NOW!?”

@Nuclearburrit0

3 ай бұрын

Me. I'm laughing now.

@HumbleAshe

3 ай бұрын

@@Nuclearburrit0You’re laughing. Todd Howard has the world’s oldest person in the palm of his hands, and you’re laughing.

@crunchylettuce5446

3 ай бұрын

Lettuce

@Nuclearburrit0

3 ай бұрын

@@crunchylettuce5446 lettuce who

carcinisation is often confused with the evolution of a vehicle into a car, 'tis an easy mistake to make in pursuit of crab

@Sepi-chu_loves_moths

3 ай бұрын

It also reduces the crabs lifespan since they get cancer

I love how we started this list with creatures that somewhat resembled dinossaurs and now we have a giant godknowswhat machine

@gavinrushing12

3 ай бұрын

Dinotrux

It's true, once you turn 29 you just die. Source: Me. I've been dead for years 💀

Every time, I think it can't possibly get any more unhinged. But somehow, it does.

everything is going crab

There are still 2 more after this and evidently the poster is starting to lose their mind

@michaelleue7594

3 ай бұрын

*Finishing*

The Anomalocaris Did not actually go extinct. They just turned into a crab

@Sepi-chu_loves_moths

3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: they found a radiodont (animals looking kinda like anomalocaris but some had different adaptations, e.g. one metre long, filter feeder, giant shield horn) called Schinderhannes Bartelsi in the Devonian, 100 million years after radiodonts were thought to have gone extinct Also, they were stem group mandibulata, so crabs are technically their closest living relatives, along with every single other living myriapod or pancrusacean

I can't wait to find out who the number one dinander is!

This was my favorite dinosaurususes during my time as a hatchling

Unfortunately as you can see in the picture anomalocaris got domesticated by alien invader called human who forced them to work 25/8 which caused their extinction because they all died from overworking at the early age of 15 l. The anomalocaris who managed to evolve into a crab wasn't spared by this and ended up dying at the age of 29 even though its life span is supposedly estimated to be 1000yrs

The Crab arc goes crazy

I'm crying and whether this is out of the humorous nature of this video, or simply out of confusion is unknown to me.

At this point, the number #1 dinosauruses is probably gonna be a truck or something (Which i am still waiting for..)

Everytime this man uploads it makes my day.

Okay, when there is the full list of this done, there needs to be a supercut made of it so we can send it to people to cause psychic damage

"but guess what??? Every single kind of dinosaur is dead" That level of seriousness came from nowhere and plot twist jumpscared me. And there are still two left!

The Arc Continues…

Anomalouscar my beloved! 🦐❤

That old crab is actually a pretty nice guy, I went to college with him.

CARCINISATION MENTIONED LETS GO

adding to that thefact that all species, including uss humans are trying and most notably succeeding to evolve into crabs after that 20 year mark realy puts it into perspective

This gives me so much serotonin

I’m not watching these. I’m waiting till the compilation comes out after number 1 drops!

This is getting more and more unhinged 😂

I hope we get another tope ten when this one is seen through, good fun, good knowledge

the lore expands

Paleontologist in training here- jeaney please your killing me

These are getting progressively more unhinged.

The Endless has arrived

I can't WAIT for number 2.

I am so emotionally invested in this. If the last one is a your mom joke I am going to cry

@Venatius

3 ай бұрын

No spoilers, but as these were posted on Tumblr years ago originally, I can at least reassure you, it is not that!

i really hope this top 10 list will be compiled 😭😭

Bro imagine if animals could do human shit like laugh, like you're in the ocean and all the crabs burst out laughing when you trip or do something embarrassing

@Venatius

3 ай бұрын

This is kind of what owning certain species of parrots is like.

oh, it actually didn't get more unhinged after f-ing YOSHI

They get betterer and betterreerr!

"...at 29, making the oldest person in the world."

Holy... wait a minute, did the guy finally spell dinosaur correctly?

Anomalocaris, the steam shovel from Dinotrux!

What’s funny is that the same type of digging machine was used in a Donald Duck cartoon where chip and dale tried to destroy it.

I need to believe there is a hidden dinecologist joke I'm not getting.

I'm guessing this person would have to be precisely the correct amount of high as hell.

0:07 dinosorcerous is the fucking funniest thing in the world to me. Im just seeing a t-rex in a blue cloak and hat that is too small for its head, cloak draped in yellow stars and its holding in its lil T-rex arms a wand or smth and sparkles are coming out.

I wonder what dinoceros will be number one...

#1 should be 1000-THR Earthmover.

We need a list of every misspelling of "dinosaur" by the end too

And it's even powered by the other dinosaurs...

RAAAH I FUCKING LOVE STEAM SHOVELS WHAT THE FUCK IS PETROL

Who's f***ing laughing now? Me because of how funny this video is

We are in the final lap boys.

*DINOTRUX*

It appears that Anomalocaris has fallen asleep on the '!' key.

@Sepi-chu_loves_moths

3 ай бұрын

This is really cute and sad you made me cry :,(

The Doritos Dinossaur HAS to be on this top 10, it simply has to

@San-lh8us

3 ай бұрын

yes, i absolutely agree with you, he MUST be somewhere here

Can confirm, 29 is the oldest age in the world

Oh shit what are the chances this gets posted on the same hour I discover all the other videos.

hell yeah

I guess I'm laughing now.

The reviews are getting more and more unhinged.

Crabs are people!

"Dinosorcerous"😂

Here's something for your collection. In the year of our Lord, 2023, I was astounded to come home from work and find that an incredible amount of lint was in my belly button. As one does, I picked this ball of fuzz from my orifice and placed it ever so gently into a very large sized mason jar. I continued to do so from January to December and had mustered up quite the colorful collection of exotic belly button furs. My wife is really enjoying her new pillow which was given birth to from mine own stomach hole.

The lobotomy is kicking in

Me, I am laughing now

crab

YES YES YES YES YES

Here's hoping that number one is Steve.

I think I had a strokme

Ned The Steam Shovel

*DINOTRUX!*

Anomalocaris is a real extinct species but it is an ancient arthropod, similar to shrimp and lobster, and does not look like that (obviously it doesn't look like that, that is a crane) They are a pretty cool species of arthropod, look them up

*Dinotrux!*

I'm genuinely shocked that "dinosaur" was actually correctly spelled in this video.

cue the Crab song by MrWeebl

Baller 😩

I'm too much of an Anomalocaris nerd for this. Calling Anomalocaris a dinosaur feels like an insult😭

archaludon

Dinosaurs for the first minutes of it to be fair but it was a bit of a joke but wanted a surprise and they got a rock instead, and I was going to get the bus and I can come 🤠 and then you know the streets.

The Anomalocaris Crab arc goes crazy

Why is this list pissing me off... i know its for the lolz but my brain is screaming rrrreeeeeeeeee!!! And i dont know how to deal with this! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Dinotrux*

Thank god I'm a hunaman and not a dinotoys-R-us. They didn't have smartphones back then

XD

*D I N O T R U X*

Dinosaur