The name "smilodon" comes from the fact that this dangersaur laughs in the face of God

@Gustoberg

3 ай бұрын

and also smiles at you after you give em a a lil kiss on the mouth and get married, get a happy life and get pregant with the smilingdong ege!

@General_kenobi12

3 ай бұрын

More like laughed in the face of luke skywalker

@proxyone5019

3 ай бұрын

@@Gustoberg Um...

@santiagoteruel4145

3 ай бұрын

​@@Gustoberg i'm concerned about why thatvis the first thing you thougth of

@averagelightningenjoyer285

3 ай бұрын

The Smilodon is actually unable to laugh because of its significantly inferior diaphragm. Cool metaphor though.

Unlike the previous dinosauruses, this one said nothing about the smilodon being extinct, implying they’re still alive.

@weswolever7477

3 ай бұрын

It kinda looks like my aunt Linda!

@IsaacDaBoatSloth

3 ай бұрын

still alive? time to bring one to the zoo!

@JouvaMoufette

3 ай бұрын

They live on in Pokémon Emerald

@joeym5243

3 ай бұрын

It used the past tense, implying it no longer exists (sadly)

@kitchaos1118

3 ай бұрын

yeah it did say "was"

Once again the poor smilodon doesn't get the credit for inventing smiling.

@aeronlangheim3462

3 ай бұрын

Common misconception! That was actually thylacosmilus, who also invented teeth :-)

@thatdude9091

3 ай бұрын

@@aeronlangheim3462Common misconception, for those existed before even the Stone Age, let alone the Teeth Age, so they could not have invented teeth

@aeronlangheim3462

3 ай бұрын

@@thatdude9091 ah, that's right! How silly of me. I must have been thinking of the thylacine, which is why they could do that with their mouth.

**Somewhere in the distance, a paleontologist is writhing in complete and utter agony...**

@pieceofschmidtgamer

3 ай бұрын

Yay! Paleontologists are similar to Geologists in how I feel about them.

@headwreak1768

3 ай бұрын

correction, both paleontologists and star wars nerds are in complete and utter agony-

@jotesbe9117

3 ай бұрын

**...for without this rigorous exercise and weight training, the wild palaeontologist would fail to hunt and catch its next fossil.**

@greenhydra10

3 ай бұрын

Can confirm.

@firstname8637

3 ай бұрын

Yeah... knowing the Internet there is going to be at least one person who will think that this is real isn't there?

I honestly love how the picture is literally just a Rancor from star wars

@General_kenobi12

3 ай бұрын

So uncivilised

@LtCdrXander

3 ай бұрын

Oh you're such a silly goose, haha let me enlighten you a bit. They used a live Smilodon in the Star Wars films. The smilodon is the "actor" who plays the Rancor. Thus, all Rancor art and other appearances are really just a Smilodon rebranded with a different name. I'm glad I could shower you in some creamy knowledge sauce! Stay educated 😎

@thatguycallednick6765

3 ай бұрын

​@@General_kenobi12General Kenobi

@jorvach9874

3 ай бұрын

@@LtCdrXander "shower you in some creamy knowledge sauce" LMFAO

@okaminokuro

3 ай бұрын

@@General_kenobi12 "Hello There"

It's also called the "smilodon" due to being the opposite of the "frownodon"

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

3 ай бұрын

But bringing that up in polite conversation is generally "frowndupon"

@okaminokuro

3 ай бұрын

The Frownodon lost it's legs after eating an apple, and was the first snake.

@Bunny_Bill

3 ай бұрын

That's #5 on the list

@Toiletman466

3 ай бұрын

And the troodon being the opposite of the folsdon

Just incase people don't know, smilodon is actually the name for sabertoothed cats

@martinsriber7760

3 ай бұрын

For one genus of sabertooth cats, not in general.

@Bunny_Bill

3 ай бұрын

Pretty sure it's a dinosor🤨

@joshuabessire9169

3 ай бұрын

No, no... I think it's the title of the head of the dentist mafia.

@albertskoften1452

3 ай бұрын

Just in case people really don't know, Smiley O'Donald is my uncle from the Mafia.

@anirbanhasan8988

3 ай бұрын

*One genus* Other genii include *Homotherium, Xenosmilus, Megantereon, Yoshi* (not kidding) and *Dinofelis*

He’s such a cute little eldritch abomination with incomprehensible power! 🥺🥺🥺

The fact that it is even close to what convergent evolution actually is threw me completely off lol

@LeopardMask12

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, same xD These have been getting close to incomprehensible and the return to "wait this actually kinda fits" made me laugh

@vastabyss6496

3 ай бұрын

well, not really. With convergent evolution, unrelated species develop similar traits due to similar environmental pressures, which is not anything close to what happened here

Glad to see Rancors are really just a happy/swole version of dinosauruses

Oh, the classic sabertooth rancor.

Smilodon was also the first dimosaur that realized frowning was not energy efficient

I'm a geologist and this is 100% factual information. Smilodon was indeed an early monkey. Also great image of Smilodon, you sure didn't want to run into one of those in the Jurassic!

Rancors are smiling all the time for sure

I like how it gradually becomes more and more absurd

What a sweetheart! Look forward to number 5

Another thing: Smilodom was a Dinosaurn in the family “Fingersaurias” who all had the greek word for finger in their name. This also includes the Peradon, Archodon, Truedon, and Protractordon. This is because the King of Greece had a very strange looking finger, one which was similar to those dinosauris .

I can not express how much I love this series or whatever it is. I'm glad we are getting to the top 5.

@whocares7093

3 ай бұрын

Same! I recently rediscovered my love for dinosaurs and this series perfectly hits my humor. Looking forward to every new upload

@willzyx23

3 ай бұрын

The Top 5 will be getting even wilder. I have seen the Original Tumblr post

For all the people who haven't seen Star Wars, this is an image of the Rancor, not an actual dinosaur

@BaneOfMyProductions

3 ай бұрын

nah it's Orga from Godzilla 2000

@manutosis598

3 ай бұрын

It's a smilodon

@The_Fat_Controller

3 ай бұрын

Notably as well, Smilodon wasn’t even a dinosaur. It was a sabre-tooth cat

@Hammerbruder99

3 ай бұрын

I don't know who's right, but I want to add that Smilodon is not a dinosaur, but a sabretooth cat. :D

@Pk-glitch

3 ай бұрын

@@manutosis598 Oh yeah my bad

It also earned it's nickname "Sabertooth" due to the unusually sharp teeth it's near constant smile shows. Implying that the Smilidon grinds it's teeth so hard from smiling so much, it's became as sharp as a saber and can now be classified as a dangersauroses weapon

Ok but seriously though that image gave me a bit of PTSD from Jedi: Survivor lol

Blessed by the algorythm for getting this channel recommended. The writing gives me big Douglas Adams vibes.

I work in a museum's fossil prep lab and part of my job is talking to museum visitors about paleontology. I swear some of the people I talk to got their entire understanding of prehistory from this tumblr post.

- A tier list about "Dinosauruses" - The actual creature's name used is that of a Sabertooth tiger - The creature in the image is a Rancor from Star Wars Seems like a pretty accurate tier list

I love how these are more absurd and funny if you know more about palaeontology. You can tell the person who wrote it knew so much to make it as wrong as humanely possible.

SHoulda been called the Swollodon cause dem muscles doe

I'm loving your series on how to defeat a paleontologist. Only theoretically since your hatred for them is purely theatrical.

@the_blue_jay_raptor

3 ай бұрын

It's working

Extremely concise yet thorough. I love Smilodon's literal _first steps_ to advancing evolution to a whole new level!

My brain is withering away upon this series and I may as well just leave my zoology course upon hearing these wise words

Can't wait for 4.

Oh hey look it’s Mike Johnson’s understanding of evolution

Now I ain’t a biologist but I’m at least 97 percent sure that that’s not how convergent evolution works, however I will concede to your opinion because you are both the king and queen of science

The best part about all these is that they're educated. Like you can talk that whoever wrote definitely knows what they're talking about

Just look at his cute lil face, so adorable

this is my favorite series

This guy is truly talented at the art of misinformation. literally as untrue as could possibly be.

@michaelleue7594

3 ай бұрын

No, this is a totally true statement about disonaurns. You're just confusing them with dinosaurs.

@GustafUNL

3 ай бұрын

@@michaelleue7594 🤯

Amazing

i always walk away from these videos just thinking 'wow, that might be true!'

lovin these dinosauri

As a cat lover and thus someone who owns the Eyewitness Book on cats, I knew right away that "Smilodon" is really saber tooth tigers lol

The frownodon on the other hand is mainly recognised for its adaptation to survive underwater, known as swimming

My favourite part about this series is how previous entries were based on actual misconceptions about those species: Oviraptor stealing eggs instead of protecting them, Iguanadon having a nose horn instead of a thumb spike, Dimetrodon being a dinosaur instead of coming slightly before them. And now, it's just devolved into complete BS, Smileodon, a sabre toothed tiger, not even a reptile, let alone a dinosaur, represented by a rancor, listed as the ancestor of monkeys and the first ever two legged animal. Can't wait to see how unhinged number 1 will be!

They had one of these on Tatooine and it is said the witches of Dathomir rode through the forests on the backs of these magestic beings

The plot is thickenning.

I can’t wait for the real punchline of this series to be a completely true scientifically accurate analysis of the number 1 dinosauruses

The rancors about to go on a sueing spree

I love how there is so much technical information contained in only 22sec of video. I want lots of dinosawr knowledge

I can't believe they're actually doing all of them xD

SMILODON MY BELOVED

Rancors invented walking confirmed

So the guy who invented the number 6 was, in fact, alive in the time of the dinosauruses

Cant wait for rancors, as they haven't been formally discovered outside of star wars books

when a tv show has to use science but they don’t wanna do the research so they just throw random words together

No waey thats a star wars

@LtCdrXander

3 ай бұрын

Yeah I can't believe they used a picture of the Rancor from Star Trek, it's pretty funny lol

@sedeuphadude80

3 ай бұрын

Actually, that looks like the USS Jimmy McPerson from Stargate, though I may be wrong.

I’d love a Rancor canonically named “Smilodon”

I love it.

Did Smilodon teach the medieval cats to walk on hind legs? If so, Smilodon must have also been a hard-working churchgoer.

Smilodon was also known for their anger issues. It is theorized that they learned how to stand on the hind legs in order to free their arms to deliver an absolutely wicked haymaker! Indeed they were absolutely full of RANCOR.

As an Biologist and Paleontology nerd, I'm in pain from this.

Say what you will, but frownadons invented laying down, and that makes me happy.

The last sentence is there to send you to the biologist hell

For the record, convergent evolution is when two unrelated species evolve the same or similar traits.

Epic

Does that mean "sobodon" comes from devil's tears?

Dinosaurn are literally turning into eldritch monsters 🥰

As an animal nerd, I am in an ungodly amount of pain.

He doesn’t look to happy

A Dinosaurus sounds like a paleontologists pokedex.

He smile alot

As a palaeontologist I can confirm this is entirely accurate

As a paleontology and star wars nerd, this actually triggers me in ways I didn't think were possible

I'm screaming on the inside

Pokemon players shuddering when they hear the phrase "convergent evolution"

@michaelleue7594

3 ай бұрын

Funny you should mention...

As a biologist: Im gonna end myself right here and now

Fun fact: There aren't any more Smilodons in the wild because the Ghost Busters got em all.

This april fools joke has turned into an april joke

Smilodon is clearly still extant as is evidenced by the human skull near its foot. So let it be known that the risk of being eaten by a Smilodon is low but never zero.

HEY IT'S THE RANCOR FROM STAR WARS

Don'tscreamdon'tscreamdon'tscream...

This dude had to use the concept "covergent evolution" to get extra points

Didn't know we had evolved from smilodons! However, if that's so, I think I should be smiling. And I'm not.

Is that... a Rancor...?

Literally me frfr

As a paleontologist, no joke, my reaction was basically: "What the..what the fuck?"

Yeah that's a Rancor and below lay human bones.

The Smilodon was just a cat he just gave a cat credit for what the Rancor did. >:(

What in the brightside

This whole series is 100x funnier if ur into paleontology and zoology because then u can know every single way this is wrong

Yes, the Rancor is definitely a smilodon-

I can feel my evolution "converging" as I write this comment

As a Paleonerd, oh god.

rawr

You forgot to mention the Smilodon like to eat pigs. It's one of their favorutite foods!

Its a rancor lol

I wonder if the smilodon is a relative of the rancor

Went for DnD now

Nahh the rancor from Star Wars 💀💀💀

Convergent evolution that means this dinosaurus is the common ancestore of monkeyes ❤❤

Unlike his cousin Smileodon,he went extinct

There cannot be anymore ways to typo dinasauer. We HAVE to have run out by now, right?