When "the talk" was finally invented, it was known as "the archaeopteryges and the crabronids", because birds and bees hadn't evolved yet

@tookthisidentifier

3 ай бұрын

Interesting

@Raythelostsmilingcritter

3 ай бұрын

Nice

@stormtendo

3 ай бұрын

Noice

@PizzaGuyIDK

3 ай бұрын

Noise

@CyanRooper

3 ай бұрын

Not since the accident

Love how he calls out Liberia and Myanmar, the only other two countries apart from the US that use the Imperial system

@Tjalve70

3 ай бұрын

It's not that they use the imperial system. At least I'm pretty sure Myanmar doesn't. It's that they DON*T use the metric system.

@tomosko2669

3 ай бұрын

@@Tjalve70 Yeah and it shows you the hubris of the Americans. Literally the whole world uses the metric system.

@DimaMuskind

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, everything is so messed up, and that's why it's so funny. Probably my favourite videos on this channel)

@Darth_Niki4

3 ай бұрын

@@Tjalve70 I think you're talking about Sumericans. They use whatever-is-convenient-in-a-specific-situation-or-a-city-state. I mean, c'mon! It's not the Bronze Age anymore, they need to iron this stuff out!

@SecretJapsumAccount

3 ай бұрын

Especially since those are the only countries that DON'T use the metric system

it's honestly fascinating how many different ways they've found to typo the word dinosaur

@RandoStaRR

3 ай бұрын

*dinocaur

@benjaminkoch2380

3 ай бұрын

Dinosauer

@noahtaylor1721

3 ай бұрын

*Dinosaurus

@yisuscon1

3 ай бұрын

Dinosor

@paleomiguel

3 ай бұрын

*deinosour

I like how 1 ft is longer than a meter

@Dr.Death8520

3 ай бұрын

.... *what?*

@SofaKingShit

3 ай бұрын

Three feet to four metereses.

@TwentyFourSevenStaringAtYou

3 ай бұрын

Apparently 7ft is equivalent to 12 meters.

@Banana_Fusion

3 ай бұрын

Duh, because Dinosarure feet are bigger than human feet

@Katonato

3 ай бұрын

@@Banana_Fusion stole my line from me goddammit. Well played.

It's called the snorkasaurus because it also invented the snorkel.

@Envy-Animations

3 ай бұрын

It’s also invented the ability to snort cr-

@sheepman6785

3 ай бұрын

@@Envy-Animationsayons

@eluvianii

3 ай бұрын

It was inspired by its own long neck, as he pitied his caveman sons for not having a long neck while swimming like he did, so he made them one

Technically speaking, the largest dinosaur WAS over 7 feet tall.

@liamwalsh4008

3 ай бұрын

That's precisely 12 metres here in Liberio-Myanmar. Stop being so metrickist.

I didn't know someone could be so talented at saying or spreading information about something that is completely wrong

@KingRabid

3 ай бұрын

i take it you don't watch the news, ever, then?

@afriendlycampfire260

3 ай бұрын

@@KingRabid no I actually don't

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

3 ай бұрын

There's actually a word for that: Flengreanism. It's named after Charles Flengrea, the inventor of the Glerbloriser. He tended to go around his home town of Glonton, Westashire while screaming about marvelous new features he supposedly added to his Glerbloriser, which in reallity was but a simple coffee machine with a very funky UI. Examples of this include that he, in his own words, "added a super fucking funny noise for when you press on that coffee button that's so funny even gorillas shall laugh". You may be able to imagine how people reacted when he finally released the thing in 1830.

@piemseml6206

3 ай бұрын

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit you fucking genius that may be the best youtube comment in the history of this site

@SlinkyD

3 ай бұрын

​@@IdkpleasejustletmechangeitGoing in my screenshot folder for when I wish to compile all the knowledge I forgot.

Just an absolutely flawless unit conversion there.

@Croyles

3 ай бұрын

@@squishy-tomato lol

@tncorgi92

4 күн бұрын

When I was in elementary school they kept pushing the metric system on us because everyone in the world would soon be using it. They didn't allow for American stubbornness. We can't even get everyone here to agree that the Earth is round.

As someone from the tropical country of Liberia or Malamar I can confirm that creatures with 7 feet are also 12 meters long here

@TheLobsterCopter5000

3 ай бұрын

Liberians must have really big feet.

@averywhitaker3513

3 ай бұрын

What would happen if those creatures lost a foot? How long would they be then?

@diamondmemer9754

3 ай бұрын

@@averywhitaker3513 same length why would their height decrease?

@thatdude9091

3 ай бұрын

@@diamondmemer9754 How tall would you be if you lost a foot?

@diamondmemer9754

3 ай бұрын

@@thatdude9091 same height I don't see how that's related

For some reason the Liberia/Myanmar joke got me the most

Happy to see you are branching out into Paleo content.

To those of who wondering, one foot of Dinosaurusologists would translate to just over 1.7 metres. That is a *very* long foot! Also as a citizen of Myanmar myself, I indeed support the metric system as superior system of measurement, can't wait when the unpolished Imperial will get replaced with it.

Truly a "YABADABADOOOOOO!!!!" moment.

I'm so happy this series is still going

dinosauruses were also unable to walk, because walking hadn't been invented till the walking age (which took place shortly after the muscle age)

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

3 ай бұрын

Did you know that running was invented by Sir Thomas Running in 1735 when he tried to walk twice at the same time?

@apac13

3 ай бұрын

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Ah! But you forget about the fact that running wasn't invented by Sir Thomas Running, and was first discovered by a caveman named by Crog Runga, after the Anomalocaris he was hunting went a little to fast for walking? The reason why we forgot was because he died before telling the rest of his tribe, but managed to draw how he did it in a secret cave he found, which is now directly under LAX.

I like the shift your channel has taken from sillyness to serious and educational videos. I feel i have gained a great understanding of prehistoric eraes just form your last couple of informative video essays. Keep up the good work👍

Poor snorkasaurus Didn't have the work to have the money to buy "the talk" dlc on their communication

they were also very fond of powdered donuts

Jeany *PLEASE* make a top 10 dinosauruses playlist, i am *BEGGING* you.

@ricaroanimar6695

3 ай бұрын

I mean he's kind of working on it I suppose xD

God these videos are so good. Your voice is Incredibly iconic

you know what i find fascinafing about this channel. Jeaney just kinda... showed up one day. we dont know anything about this guy or nothing. he just made videos with funny narration, and we all amassed 😂

this is NUMBER 6 I AM FURIOUS JEANEY🤬🤬🤬🤬

@andrewschroeder9502

3 ай бұрын

There were two 9's, for some reason!

@DimaMuskind

3 ай бұрын

​@@andrewschroeder9502because everything here is so messed up, two 9's just perfectly fits in

Jeany finally covered my favorite Dinoceros 😊

This is very educational in my book

This feels like watching Cunk on Earth all over again

As much as I appreciate this rendition, I also think this would be perfect for Zefrank's "Creepy Dave" voice

OH MY GOD I finally found a post before jeaney did!!!

This was before the domestication of dinosoreissses, you must understand

Dinosaurii sounds like a word for single celled dinosaur.

I really enjoyed watching this video from my home in Liberia or Myanmar.

I don’t think I could write this if I tried!!

nice dynosaurusus

Has anyone noticed that he always posts every three days?

@tncorgi92

Ай бұрын

Every 11 metric days

This is one of the most beautiful pieces of writing I can imagine.

Oh boy, I sure hope Dinosaurus makes it into the list!

Here!

I love that plural “dinosaurii”

they did *this*

The Snorkasaurus. A truly melodious creature.

A thrilling saga.

can confirm this was how it happened, i was that nitrogen atom in the picture

Why am I still putting myself through this?

Fun fact: Liberia and Myanmar are the only 2 countries that don’t use the metric system outside of the US

@Sepi-chu_loves_moths

3 ай бұрын

Hey uh your name is a rain World reference, thought you might want to know

When there was a double #9 dinosaurus I was hoping it meant this series would last a while, but it unfortunately seems like that might not be the case after all :(

#1 had better be really good.

We gotta make a playlist once we get to number 1

The funniest thing about these is that there was a creature called Dinosaurus, and it wasn’t even a dinosaur.

Yyayyy more dinocauresess

wait... does that mean the snorkasauruses are our distant ancestors?

woooo!

The photographer who took the last known picture should get an award.

We're only going to get dinasour videos for the next week(s) or so isn't it?

I need to know number 1

Well, it's *technically* true that 12 metres is *over* seven feet... by about 32 and a half feet.

I'm 6ft tall which would make me 10.4 metres tall

Those measurements though LOL

The one with 500 teeths :

Yay

Changed the thumbnail

See, you think this person may have done the conversion wrong for meters, but what you have to remember is they said specifically Liberia and Myanmar, which use minnimeters which are approximately 0.583... feet long.

@ToothlessXDIn

3 ай бұрын

I pretty sure dinosaurs feet longer than humans feet. Meters are universal not dependent on species physical bodies. I am sure he meant to be as a joke

🦀

Number 7 should be the philosopherocaurus, after 'the talk' is invented.

Omg, they didn't put a sauropod on the top spot? Or even in the top 3?! The *gull*. (Edit to put more emphasis and so on)

@Tjalve70

3 ай бұрын

We're counting DOWN. And we have only come to #7 yet.

@joaovitorreisdasilva9573

3 ай бұрын

​@Tjalve70 The Snorkasaurus is clearly a sauropod. Therefore, I assume there won't be any other sauropod in the list, given that the Snorkasaurus has the best features of all sauropod and it would be redundant to put another sauropod in the same list.

@michaelleue7594

3 ай бұрын

@@joaovitorreisdasilva9573 It actually is the only sauropod on the list, but mostly because it only gets more ridiculous from here.

@joaovitorreisdasilva9573

3 ай бұрын

@@michaelleue7594 amen 😂 LET THE SILLINESS COMMENCE! 😂

Lmao

as a person from myanmar, i felt called out

technically 12 meters is over 7 feet tall, so that part isn't wrong. ~36 > 7

dinomoarus was dino biggus snokring debillitating sorry guys english isnt my first language

ok

never saw someone say "meters" so agressively

no snorkasaurus went extinct because the air couldn’t reach their lungs by the time the breathe

Is it real?

Dinosaurses->Donosauri Brillyant

RIP Snorkosaurus. You gave birth to cave men instead of baby Snorkosauruses and then went extinct. Your selflessness will not be forgotten.

PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS THE NUMBER 1

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Who needs to talk when you have a long neck

I didn’t

0:15 I think you mean "any other country that is not U.S."

1 view in 29 seconds, bruh

In before "birth of cavemen"

I am No. 1

It was right for all the wrong facts.

poor dinocarases it must be hard to have a peanut for a brain.

It's Dinosouras** please!! Stop making me forget the right spelling again and again

If I was a snorkasaurus I would be smart enough not to give birth to cavemen. Smh

Can confirm. Was there when it happened. In fact, I was the trees in this very image.