Following good behaviour, Bulbasaur's flying license was briefly reinstated in 2008, but was swiftly removed when it flew into the troposphere and burst the dot-com bubble

@Waflenoob

3 ай бұрын

i left for a few months what the actuall hell has happened

@Attmoz-Phere

3 ай бұрын

jeany STOP THIS MADNESS

@CyanRooper

3 ай бұрын

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago when the Bulbasaur leaked the Bee movie on the Internet causing GTA 6 to be delayed for another 10,000 years.

@Tijnob

3 ай бұрын

This sure went a direction, I just haven't figured out which one

@matthiass._.

3 ай бұрын

After dying in prison for the many haneos acts on bulbasaur Island, the public was rampant with theorise about if he killed himself or not. Thankfully, the culprit, John milksbooth, was founded a month later.

ah yes my favorite yugio card

@Envy-Animations

3 ай бұрын

The 911th card ever made

@pyrotf2198

3 ай бұрын

is it a lvl 9 monster card?

@Probablynotacriminal

3 ай бұрын

It was so cool, they had a Pokémon crossover!

@TheHiroClaw123

3 ай бұрын

not to be mistaken with a less popular and inferior card game, yugioh

@bobrianfo104

3 ай бұрын

Back in my day we used to make bulbasuaruses spin and bump into each other inside of arenas until only one of them was left spinning

Me: *Sees title and laughs* Me: *Sees thumbnail and becomes incapacitated*

@SakhotGamer

3 ай бұрын

**Half-life suit beeping noises followed by flatline**

@ethanlivemere1162

3 ай бұрын

​@@SakhotGamer You forgot the *aggressive ragdolling sounds*

@idioticfellas9552

3 ай бұрын

Get well soon!

@Noobgalaxies

3 ай бұрын

​@@SakhotGamer "Major fracture detected"

Reasons to not commit suicide: 1. Waiting to see what the number one dinosaurus is

@shirshobanerjee7751

3 ай бұрын

What about the number -3rd dinosaurosis?

@ourdivinemouseoverlord3308

3 ай бұрын

I hope it's the baby from Dinosaurs. "Not the mama!"

@duckymouth

3 ай бұрын

I'm just going to guess and say it's probably a normal dinosaur like the concanvenator

@L-and-P

3 ай бұрын

@@duckymouthEither you cracked the code, or you saw the original post

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

3 ай бұрын

@JeaneyCollects, never post the number one dinosaurus. Promise that you will someday, put out teasers for it, but never actually do it. Draw it out as long as humanly possible.

"Mr. President, there is a second Bulbasaur coming!"

@bamboobridge-of8yd

3 ай бұрын

"uhm ehh?"

@aliceiscalling

3 ай бұрын

Prime Minister, there's a bulbasaur heading towards the trapezoid!

@bamboobridge-of8yd

3 ай бұрын

@@aliceiscalling "ready my pokemballs"

Wow, not only is that person making every paleontologist scream in agony, but every other type of historian too ! Diversity wins.

@sedeuphadude80

3 ай бұрын

That person is also pissing off pokemon fans!

@oatmeal3013

3 ай бұрын

@@sedeuphadude80 and digimon fans, and neopets fans, etc. etc.

@anerdwithaswitch9686

3 ай бұрын

Physicists too, with the 19 billion years comment.

@shytendeakatamanoir9740

3 ай бұрын

Honestly I am too impressed to even get angry.

@dan_asd

3 ай бұрын

@@anerdwithaswitch9686 Astronomers utterly bewildered

I swear at this rate the #1 is just going to be an Ostrich.

@RandomCommentMakerPerson

3 ай бұрын

It'd be valid tbh

@Candlemancer

3 ай бұрын

only actual dinosauer on the list

@Sepi-chu_loves_moths

3 ай бұрын

I know that's not going to happen, having a real dinosaur as #1 would be too satisfying

@Mr._funny2006

3 ай бұрын

At least it would actually be a dinosaur unlike half off the animals shown so far

@RandomCommentMakerPerson

3 ай бұрын

@@Candlemancer don't disrespect numbers 10 and 9a

I love the dedication to spelling dinosaur a different way every time

@zynstein8059

3 ай бұрын

What's a dinosaur? Surely you mean a dinersoarosurus

@SEBithehiper945

3 ай бұрын

@@zynstein8059maybe he means a sobpasyt.

He defied the laws of thermodynasarnamics

Ive always preferred lightbulbasaurus, but, bulbasaur is also a solid choice

@Thinginator

3 ай бұрын

No love for heavybulbasouruses??????

@dawnwayfinder

3 ай бұрын

FlorescentLightBulbasaurus make weird noise and just generally exude the feelings of foreboding.

@SorielHDTBers

3 ай бұрын

@@Thinginatorwhat about lightivysaurus or lightvenusaurus?

As a Finance student, can confirm the great depression was caused by Bulbasaur.

@ThinWhiteAxe

3 ай бұрын

I read that as "French student" and thought "yep makes sense". Top Ten Dinosauresus has broken my brain

@tncorgi92

4 күн бұрын

It's America's own fault that they went off the gold standard and adopted the dinosaurus egg as fiat currency.

This post is the definition of "never let 'em know your next move."

Babe, wake up! A new top ten dinosaureses just dropped!

@Sonja147

3 ай бұрын

Let me sleep.

When I read the title on the KZread notification, I was not expecting Bulbasaur = Metal Greymon.

@okaminokuro

3 ай бұрын

" A surprise to sure, but a welcome one". - Obi Wan Kenobi.

@MTExactly

3 ай бұрын

What do you mean? That, sir, is a bulbasaur

@dan_asd

3 ай бұрын

Bulbasaurs final evolution, Metalgreymon.

@SorielHDTBers

3 ай бұрын

@@dan_asdThat’s Venusaur’s REAL mega evolution.

0:26 This sentence is like a guy carrying a heavy box up the stairs, losing his balance, and uncontrollably stampeding down the opposite direction.

Every subsequent word gives me psychic damage.

@SorielHDTBers

3 ай бұрын

Psychic attacks are super effective against bulbasaurs so maybe this guy is the reason they went extinct.

Shedding a tear for this Neopet: it just wanted to make its dream of flying a reality, but it tragically caused the stock market to plummet.

@michaelleue7594

3 ай бұрын

What goes up must make something else go down.

By Arceus, they hit the freaking Pentagon!

"There are no flying dinosaurs" Number 8: *vanishes*

@bubblinebee

3 ай бұрын

Number 8 couldn't fly, that woodcut was innacurate

@MoonyCat

3 ай бұрын

@@bubblinebee shh, don't be mean to the pterodactyl, it's sensitive

I'm glad there's a playlist of the top ten, so i can rewatch the full list at the end and successfully disconnect myself from reality

One of my professors was on a flight to Las Vegas on September 11, 2001. While she was flying I called her and told her what happened. "Bulbasaur is crash into stock market" "no" Our lives changed forever that day.

It reminds me of the book about my favorite dinosour Torterra. It was a wonderful flyer for its small size. Sadly he made friends with a German man with a strange mustache who cooked him in an oven 😔. It really was a great dinaserour

This is both the funniest and irksome one yet. This is literally the equivalent of "The Pokémans on your PlayStation".

For those of you confused. When Bulbasaur crashed, it was going so fast it crashed backwards through time which is why the effect dates are backwards in time as well.

I think the best part about this series might be how long it takes between uploads.

@Jeremagpie

3 ай бұрын

The gaps are how long it takes to discover new dinosauruses

And, funnily enough, most dinusori are indeed flying

@dan_asd

3 ай бұрын

This is why all "byrdbeesten" are "governmentantmnt dornnes" in the popular inspiracy theory. popularrly knowns as : n

This is truly our Bulbasaur

Idk why, but thr sentence "crashed into the stock market" is just so great, I can't explain it It makes me fell empowered

What a legend

this actually had me laughing

This is the kind of shit that makes data scraping AI hallucinate and I'm here for it.

I'm enjoying each entry in this series more than the previous one, while also feeling increasing amounts of intense mental pain from the psychic damage taken from each word.

never forget😢

Bulbasaur, Metalgreymon, same thing. What do you mean one's a giant cyborg rage monster and the others a little plant guy? Impossible.

Bulbasaur's incident has to be one of the most tragic and heart-breaking events to ever occur and has gone down in history as such as well. Anyways this video made me almost die from laughter.

This man has an excellent understanding of time. He is almost as good as when I am scheduling chores.

Seeing the title and picture alone gave me mental damage but to be fair, this entire series does.

This is the best one yet. Full stop. Wait … that’s the point

Whoever made these posts has the greatest comedic mind ever

I was not expecting a "Jschlatt" punchline at the end of this Top Ten Dinosuars entry. Truly one of the second entries of all time

I love how these dinosaureses posts just keep getting sillier

The first dinosaursuses that crashed into my center of humor!

That feeling when you wake up and realize you're over 19 billion years old and haven't done anything with your life.

I am enthralled to see where this series is going!!!!

Ah, I remember that day well, 19 million years ago... RIP Bulbasaur. You will be missed.

This guy is trying to trigger every stress nerve in my body

Nice to finally get some more recent history. These documentaries usually cover more ancient species except for the smilodon which still lives.

This is the best one so far

This was a rollercoster in the good sense

"Crashed into the stock market" 😂 Delightful 👍

I had this exact toy growing up. I had no idea it was a Digimon until the fourth grade.

Every time I think I know what's coming next, the words slap me across the face and throw me into the river like a dead body.

RIP Bulbasaur 09.10.2001 - 09.11.2001 :'( the best dynasas ever invented

Jeaney really acted the heck out of this one.

19 billion years! This dinosaureses is so old it's older than the universe itself!

please, please, PLEASE make a compilation of this once the top 10 is over

This is the worst, I love it!

That hurt my brain real bad, I will never recover

my brain is currently fighting itself to put what I thought I knew back together, but i'm too intrigued by what the #1 dinosaurus might be to stop now

Wow... Wasnt expecting it to be like that.

The buildip to a supposed 9/11 joke turning into the Great Depression really caught me off guard

Bulbasaur with go down as one of the things of of all time

@AndOK-qy2tv

3 ай бұрын

Did you have a stroke?

@crealyguy

3 ай бұрын

@@AndOK-qy2tv good question

How many things does this reference??? AND WHY?

@daanwilmer

3 ай бұрын

Yes

@yondaime500

3 ай бұрын

Science isn't about "Why?", it's about "Why not?"

@cherrynebbie

3 ай бұрын

@@yondaime500 a wild portal fan spotted?

That one's the funniest so far X'D

I love that these started of as actual dinosareues but then -devolved- evolved into fictional ones

I’d like to see a history book written by this guy

I did not expect that

truly a lightbulb II fan.

This one somehow makes me even angrier than the previous ones.

Damn, can't believe that September 10th 2001 was 19 billion years ago, time really does fly(into the stock market)

truly one of the dinosaurs of all time

now this is a good bulbasaur

Somebody needs to get this to schlatt

never knew how many different times dinosaur could be spelled wrong till i saw these vids

My favorite dinosour series

Best dinosaur so far, hands down

This video kept turning on and off my fight or flight response

BULBASAUR! *aggressive frog-dynasoir noises.*

Wow nostalgic for me it is... reminded me how I used to write my essays on the exams..

Bro's gonna be livid when he hears about the avians.

they just get more unhinged everytime

This is that meme of that Gandalf quote “use the force Harry” with a picture of Jean-Luc Picard, but on steroids and it made my nerd brain shut down for a few seconds

very good dagnoser

This video gave me whiplash what the hell

Petition for someone to send this to Schlatt for one of his react streams

The space time continuum has been severely damaged it seems.

I can't believe metal greymon is the reason why airport security is grumpy ):

My head and my heart both ache from the past minute of my life

Nothing could have prepared me for this.

That was the most painful text I've ever seen.

Hell yeah!!! Digimon mentioned!!!!!

19 billion years is a mighty long time

It reads like a LLM AI having been trained with mostly stochastic elements.

I can't believe this is how I learn that MetalGreymon can fly. At least I know why it has two nuclear warhead ports.

I did not see that ending coming lol

I love how he writes dinosaurs wrong and different every time

Hell yeah, Metalbulbamander is my favorite hot wheels card of all time!

As someone born in 2001, I can confirm that it was in fact 19 billion years ago.

You can’t fool me, that’s Dragonoid, my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh character

That’s fucking crazy