KZread keeps deleting my comment. See the video description for the obscene filth I wrote

@Social-Introvert

2 ай бұрын

KZread foils another good comment again!

@Scaryland42

2 ай бұрын

im calling your mom that was too obscene

@queenoforeos3057

2 ай бұрын

Not since the accident.

@indolencegaming

2 ай бұрын

Foofs are lovely

@GustafUNL

2 ай бұрын

I learned a new slang word.

This wasn't even directed at me, and I'm a guy, but I want to file a restraining order

@markynouf126

2 ай бұрын

fym, i wanna date this dude

@Delta_Quagsire

2 ай бұрын

​@@markynouf126Please make sure to keep him on a leash or smth

@Exist64

2 ай бұрын

I'm a guy and I kinda found it hot

@windy8544

2 ай бұрын

something started panicking for sure and i'm scared because i'm a guy

@neoqwerty

2 ай бұрын

@@markynouf126 The dude is the guy from Tom Cardy's Mixed Messages and he won't date you until you can propose to him with a tempura ring and a Human Centipede themed wedding, get yourself ready

“You look lovely… I can fix that.”

@augtism.3

2 ай бұрын

i thought it was one of those videos cause i read lovely as lonely on the title 😭

@osheridan

2 ай бұрын

Please I'm wheezing 😭

@osheridan

2 ай бұрын

Wheeze I'm pleasing 😭

@bubblinebee

2 ай бұрын

@@osheridan Peas I'm weaseling 😭

@luckyinky7849

2 ай бұрын

​@@bubblinebeepiss I'm willing 😭

Why is he talking about her like he is gonna preserve her corpse or smt

@Average_shieldbasher

2 ай бұрын

That sounds pretty damn wrong given the last sentence

@brook_angel

2 ай бұрын

​@@Average_shieldbasherbecause the entire message by itself isn't already wrong enough haha

@b0t123

2 ай бұрын

Girls are into serial killer shit

@lilwicked4014

2 ай бұрын

He probably is.

@John_Railcannon

2 ай бұрын

*Sweet Bod by Lemon Demon starts playing in the background*

Please don't frighten my cat.

@Camiddle

2 ай бұрын

the only correct response xD

This is what Reddit Niceguys™ think women want to hear.

@proudtiger2538

2 ай бұрын

what do you mean? this IS what women want to hear

@dyegoeduardosantossilva3659

2 ай бұрын

You forgot the ™ on Nice Guys

@lnhp5592

2 ай бұрын

"Organic beauty" made my face collapse in on itself with cringe and discomfort.

@burnv06

2 ай бұрын

I mean the first sentence is good right? Because when I see a girl I like when I feel confident enough I usually just compliment her because I’m too shy to say anything more. Hopefully that isn’t creepy tho, I’m kinda autistic so I’m bad at evaluating social stuff

@benbutcher9672

2 ай бұрын

Yeah god forbid anyone who's bad at flirting tries to do so. They should defo skip straight to offing themselves.

It’s panicked all right.

@OmnipotentNoodle

2 ай бұрын

lmfaooo also love the username 💅

@Be_A_Bi_Warlock

2 ай бұрын

@@OmnipotentNoodle Thanks, you too.

@asackboyplush6508

2 ай бұрын

Nice to see a fellow bisexual, not a warlock yet tho

@dr.markus-level3researcher

2 ай бұрын

I like your pfp 😉

@SkiggsMoDiggs

2 ай бұрын

Unexpected queer positivity in these replies

Nothing could have prepared me for the ending

@BlackTigr

2 ай бұрын

I don't even know what kind of noise I made at the end in response to that. 🤣 I went from thoroughly creeped out and confused to making a sound like a choked rubber chicken being overinflated and then violently popped.

@feritye767

2 ай бұрын

@@BlackTigr I don't think there's a non violent way to pop something

@canuto5508

2 ай бұрын

​@@feritye767 genly popping something isn't just deflating?

@JovanLemon

2 ай бұрын

​@@BlackTigrthe last part for some reason made me go "ey ey ey" like youre criticizing a dog for doing something it isnt allowed to do

@feritye767

2 ай бұрын

@@canuto5508 deflating isn't popping because popping isn't gentle

He wants to be your Organic Sugar Daddy

@orbrat212

2 ай бұрын

your stevia powder daddy

@DiegoMantilla

2 ай бұрын

Your fructose daddy.

@Mmu12059

2 ай бұрын

An agave daddy if you will

@sosleepyzzzz

2 ай бұрын

Your glucose father

@abandonwareguru

2 ай бұрын

Monkfruit extract daddy

i've never seen something so creepy, yet so...proper?

@baranjan6969

2 ай бұрын

When he is a creep but at least he practiced

@OmnipotentNoodle

2 ай бұрын

A fine gentlecreep 🧐

@sirpixel7945

2 ай бұрын

When you're a creep but grandma taught you to be polite

@dapperpotatoes8473

2 ай бұрын

That’s just how “niceguys” roll, it’s a very proper facade disguising a very concerning incel

@ubadlol

2 ай бұрын

@@OmnipotentNoodle certified sanji moment

Someone who is definitely not a vampire:

@VincentTheBadGuy

2 ай бұрын

My money's on him being an alien trying to learn human customs.

He sounds like he’s at cannibal Whole Foods at the beginning

He got that librarian dialogue rizz

@thichinhphan4010

2 ай бұрын

Yeah the desperate and thirsty kind. The usual.

@ladyalicent705

2 ай бұрын

Hey man don’t insult librarians like that, the librarian was my best friend when I was in high school fr fr

@IlmurOsp

2 ай бұрын

@@ladyalicent705 that's pretty sad ngl

@Impositivelygay

2 ай бұрын

​@@IlmurOsp its actually pretty cool

@IlmurOsp

2 ай бұрын

@@Impositivelygay ive been both a lonely sad kid, and a librarian, and in both instances it's sad for a kid's best friend to be the highschool librarian.

You've got to stay away from the ultra processed women these days

@upsidedownbagofflour697

2 ай бұрын

I like my women with no emotional processing whatsoever

@schwa4883

2 ай бұрын

@@upsidedownbagofflour697This one made me laugh.

That went from creepy to "Oh my god RUN!" really fast.

i'm french, and in french the word "préservatif" means "condom" so for a second there, i forgot the meaning of the word "preservative" in english and substituted it with the french meaning, making this comment even more cursed

@Admiral45-10

2 ай бұрын

Oh, so that's where Polish word _prezerwatywa_ came from...

@avantgr

2 ай бұрын

Its "prezervatif" in Turkish too and still can't think he meant anything other

Some collect stamps, some collect restraining orders.

Love how you can just taste the pickup artistry books he finished two hours ago

@julienicol9202

2 ай бұрын

I think that we should collectively outlaw the publication of those kinds of books, because they don’t work and the advice they give is basic cliche out of a rom com at best and creepy and wayyyy too forward and expecting “compensation” from the girl at absolute worst.

@dionamus

2 ай бұрын

​@@julienicol9202 And perhaps only publish anything like that as a satire to then use as a honeypot. 😈

I don't think any woman wants their kitty to have anxiety

@RusticRonnie

2 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself.

He had me in the first half… but then he took a hard left directly into a children’s hospital.

@bubblinebee

2 ай бұрын

Don't let this guy anywhere near the children

@cobaltbluesky2276

2 ай бұрын

he didn't even have me in the first half ngl

@williamdrum9899

2 ай бұрын

Turned it into a drive thru

@exessen1684

2 ай бұрын

He had you in the first half?.. Be better

@TheFungusAmongus-pv9dw

2 ай бұрын

@@exessen1684 what I mean by “he had me in the first half” is that the whole thing was bad, but the last sentence was REALLY bad.

Is he trying to flirt or talking to his burger?!

@amiable_monster

2 ай бұрын

He's flirting with his burger

@Dwight.DEisenHower

2 ай бұрын

burgers have genitals?

That ending caught me so off guard.

At what point did this man hear the definition of the word "panic" and think "Hell yea, that has sexy connotations." Like who taught him english

@avantgr

2 ай бұрын

He was probably thinking it would ryhme and sound good but when he was halfway done he lost his last braincell

@__Hanasei__Levinus__

2 ай бұрын

It caught me off guard lmaooo especially with how Jeanney made "miss organic" & "panic" rhyme so good, it made me laugh first and then somewhat liked it to the point of being turned on second.... all because it was Jeanney's familiar voice that talked to me like that, like I have a boyfriend that im friends with or something even tho im a guy lolol

@skeetsmcgrew3282

2 ай бұрын

@@__Hanasei__Levinus__ Bro I don't mean to be the bearer of... bad?... news, but I think that means you are gay lol

took me till the organic and panic rhyme to realize it was a poem too, what an artist

This guy definitely has bodies buried in his garden.

@canuto5508

2 ай бұрын

Where he plants organic veggies

Farmers market rizz

No way this guy isn't a cannibal. Dude's talking about her like she's produce.

weird but fine, weird but fine, kinda funny, HOLY SHIT WTF-

Plot twist, her cat starts having an existential breakdown because of this guy

Yes hello, I’d like to file a restraining order on behalf of someone else

It starts: "Aw that's kind of sweet if a little odd." By the end: *levels shotgun at monitor* "What the goddamn armpit sniffing stalker creep fuck was that."

It was painful but tolerable until the last four words

@Exist64

2 ай бұрын

Those are the main ingredient

@avantgr

2 ай бұрын

Everything until there was a warm up

lol wtf the beginning sounds like he's talking about a vegetable so the last part caught me off guard

This one did a real switcheroo at the end there

It always ends like this

dude I was so curious as to what her response would be god dang it

her downstairs was in a panic alright, just not the one he expected

He really thought he was Shakespeare 😭

"he/him (verified)" is very funny

The most raunchy love letter of the 1800s

It kinda sounds like he's calling her a vegetable, which is more of an insult than anything.

This video is lovely. You have that organic kind of humour that's hard to find.

Dioxygen difluoride reacts vigorously with nearly every chemical it encounters (including ordinary ice) leading to its onomatopoeic nickname FOOF (a play on its chemical structure and its explosive tendencies).

Such an organic conversation, gotta try this sometime

@julienicol9202

2 ай бұрын

Please don’t

@monbub

2 ай бұрын

Please don't

@flashyweiner

Ай бұрын

Please do

Bro casually got organic and panic rhymed and ended right there.

This man has the Rizz of a Lovecraftian Entity

He could've ended it with the 2 first phrases and it would be sweet, but those guys just know how to fuck things up.

Spoken like a true Farmer's Market enthusiast.

Bro’s unHINGEd 💀

William rizzspeare

@problem3412

2 ай бұрын

THE RIZZ IS NONEXISTENT 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

On behalf of all men, I apologize for his behavior

"I'm the guy that will enthrall your mind... ensnare your senses... I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper... in death... now turn to page 394"

That title jumpscared me when I saw the notification lol

Salad Fingers Rizz

My go to line is just "your hair looks amazing you must taoe really good care of it" and it usually works pretty well.

@theflyingspaget

2 ай бұрын

say this to a bald girl

@cinderwolf32

Ай бұрын

​@@theflyingspaget jesus christ 😂

I am so organic, I am no longer a human. I can feel the immesurable power i have gained after becoming 100% organic. The NEVER-ENDING knowledge given to me by the brocolli's, The INCREDIBLE strength of Almond milk, The SACRED Blood of Tomato and Beetroot. I have ascended from a man to a GOD. I am now the TREE OF LIFE itself.

Hold your judgment lads, we need to know if this worked or not before we exile him

Bruh started so fucking hard. Somehow ended even fucking harder.

Is it possible to unsee something…? 😭

This is one of those videos that'll show up on the fyp in 11 years

The guy: "you have that organic kind of beauty" That girl, with heavy makeup: 👁👄👁

I want to delete this moment from my brain, to never see it again.

Yall too much. This is a work of art

I was not expecting the last part

He started off speaking freshly minted incel - and wrapped up as a hardened incel...

@avantgr

2 ай бұрын

This is the funniest comment here fr

The last line was such a whiplash

got that "i let the impulsive thoughts win" rizz

I doubt it. My cat doesn’t even fear the vacuum cleaner.

Truly Shakespearean. Egg-like, really.

There are at least 3 people in his fridge i can feel he's a cannibal

I don't know if I'd block him or marry him. You know what? Think I'd block him.

I didn't know aliens had no game

There is tea in my lungs. I inhaled so hard out of shock at that last sentence I think I drank my entire mug with my lungs.

And they say chivalry is dead.

I feel violated

Getting a restraining order speedrunning has a new meta.

Lmao you could’ve just left it at “you look lovely”

I feel violated.

disco elysium failed electrochemistry check type beat

that escalated real quick

He´s elegant with it

This is how every season of “You” starts

Keep this man at least 500m away from funerals.

Weird way for a guy to say he's going to hypnotize you and scare your cat.

I was so shocked that this ended, and then I sat there thinking for 10 whole seconds until autoplay played the next vid... I don't remember the video ending, I just remember that another video started.

This didn't even faze me the first thing that came to my mind that this video might be was "You look lovely succulently scrumptious.

went from average love story to fucking icebreaker

Nothing prepared me for the rhyme

It was still salvageable until that last line

Oh it's panicking alright

put my what

He had a nice start, then lost it at the end

That took a wrong turn.

bro is like a mortician analysing a corpse

‘Miss organic’ sounds so menacing

BRU I TABBED OUT AND THIS WAS GOING ON IN THE BACKROUND WTF

HES GONNA PUT WHAT IN A PANIC 😭

This feels like being the first victim of a cult

He got that Disney Channel cartoon villain rizz.

I honestly thought that the joke was going to be about the guy describing a vegetable. 😅 Turns out he really was vagitarian.