Favorite fact about Scotland
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Okay, that's pretty cool, but which ancient armoured fish invented digestive biscuits?
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Okay, that's pretty cool, but which ancient armoured fish invented digestive biscuits?
@queenoforeos3057
Ай бұрын
Not since the accident.
@servantbee.
Ай бұрын
Perchance
@definitelyhuman3512
Ай бұрын
Me
@MysticLGD
Ай бұрын
No. Me
@beacon6424
Ай бұрын
In this economy?!
I imagine fish on ancient times talking like "Bro what the heck are you doing you know that's not how to reproduce right?" "Oh fuck" "Oh what?"
@SorielHDTBers
Ай бұрын
Perchance.
@CyanRooper
Ай бұрын
You can't just say perchance.
@akam9919
Ай бұрын
@@CyanRooper perchance
@KnightsofGaming2016
Ай бұрын
"You looking mighty breedable bro" is what I imagine that one fish who initiated the first sex would say
@MilkLavenderTea-fn8jw
Ай бұрын
@@CyanRooperyes i can
Glad to know I’ve failed my ancient ancestors on keeping up their Scottish tradition.
@metadragon6443
Ай бұрын
First of all I had no idea you were Scottish. Secondly this is probably the first time I’ve seen you outside the RW fandom
@mildlymarvelous
Ай бұрын
INSCHAAL WHY ARE YOU HERE
@Camphreneas
Ай бұрын
Huh…I never knew you are Scottish. Also- *_HOLY F*CK INSCHAAL_*
@cutiefox19
Ай бұрын
love how these replies are just recognizing you lol also this may or may not be the second time i found someone frequent in the RW community on this particular channel's comment section...
@mildlymarvelous
Ай бұрын
@@cutiefox19 I recognize you too lol!
For anyone wondering, yes, this is absolutely true and yes, that is the scientific name of the fish. It was named after the discoverer, Robert Dick, which just happened to be hilariously serendipitous.
@xenno8496
Ай бұрын
I love when EXISTENCE itself makes a joke
@ProfTricky3168
Ай бұрын
This explains a lot
@arenexa9013
Ай бұрын
we live in the best timeline. like imagine having the sex fish be named something like "oh the Microbrachius Smithenites were a species of armored fish that pioneered reproduction via penetration"
@SaintSoba
Ай бұрын
Well it's not true... Evolution is a joke and people that still believe in it don't look at things realistically
@elio7610
Ай бұрын
it is not entirely true because the "spawning" they mention is also a form of sex, sex existed before these fish. it is just a specific technique that these fish invented.
But have they made sex 2?
@SorielHDTBers
Ай бұрын
Perchance.
@Katonato
Ай бұрын
!@@SorielHDTBersYou can't just say perchance!
@benjarsenault
Ай бұрын
@@SorielHDTBers you can't just say perchance
@MrHexTheGhost
Ай бұрын
@@SorielHDTBers You can't just say perchance!
@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
Ай бұрын
No, not since the accident
Damn they invented the number six?
@mossfinder7516
Ай бұрын
The german one
@sentinailes
Ай бұрын
No... They lied...
@digibowgaming
Ай бұрын
@@mossfinder7516 And the Swedish one
@BunglebottomInc
Ай бұрын
Wait, Really?
@FalkyRocket2222
Ай бұрын
the classic
The sound of fish screwing in the background is something you will never forget hearing.
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
Ай бұрын
I heard no cordless drills in the background, nor any vulgarities due to stripped out heads. So they most definitely were not screwing! Plus... *_fish don't have hands, DUH!_*
@user-bs5ol7du2y
Ай бұрын
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE what the sigma does your mean
@brightblackhole2442
Ай бұрын
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE well, obviously a screwdriver is a quieter option. although the fish do lack dextrous fingers, they may have held the handle of the screwdriver with their fins instead
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
Ай бұрын
@@user-bs5ol7du2y Oh my epsilon... I'm just implying that they weren't using SCREWS. 😋 If you've ever tried to loosen or tighten a screw, either by hand or with a drill, and the bit slips out enough times to damage the screw head, it becomes "stripped out". A stripped bolt of screw is a major headache. Which, I can appreciate why it might go over the heads of some, as to really get and appreciate it, you need to have experienced this first hand - and not everyone is a handyman, which is perfectly fine! 😅
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
Ай бұрын
@@brightblackhole2442 Having handled (ha) enough fish in my day, I must reject that speculation. They would be incapable of operating even a square handled screwdriver, specifically due to pectoral strength _(referring to their front pectoral fins)._ Plus, they wouldn't be able to spin around in place! No, if a screwdriver was used and fish were present, they *_most definitely_* hired an octopus to help out! _Maybe_ a squid... but no self respecting fish would go that route, at least in my opinion. _(there's a tentacle porn joke in there somewhere, but I can't think of one lol)_
I have never been more proud to be a Scotsman.
@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t
Ай бұрын
Perchance
@randomcat1015
Ай бұрын
@@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t Perhaps.
@GLOB13
Ай бұрын
Aye (I am only a quarter Scottish)
@meptune0335
22 күн бұрын
me too, lad
I would have never imagined starting my day hearing what fish clapping sounds like
@mr.cauliflower3536
Ай бұрын
That's probably not it, it's an artistic interpretation.
List of notable S̶c̶o̶t̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ British inventions: * Telephone * Penicillin * Television * Radar * Efficient steam engine * Pneumatic tire * Tarmac * Kaleidoscope * Bicycle * ATM * Flush toilet * Hypodermic syringe * Logarithm * Telescope * Color photograph * Sex Additional fun fact: Any good ideas coming out of Scottland suddenly become British. Otherwise they stay Scottish...
@identity_undetermined
Ай бұрын
if it's in the uk it always seems to be either English or British
@bg3841
Ай бұрын
Cue haggis
@invurret9533
Ай бұрын
The English didn't even invent the phone either, it was done in Canada (granted by a Scotsman). They can't let us have anything.
@chrisgaming9567
Ай бұрын
My gf also belongs on the list
@AstroLamaa
Ай бұрын
@@chrisgaming9567... nice
I did not need the audio representation of the first fish sex
@baronbacku9984
Ай бұрын
i needed that
@ivanpiro999
Ай бұрын
Well you see, that's a matter of taste
I'm going to assume this is absolutely true without looking it up because it's funnier this way.
@jonathancasper04
Ай бұрын
I did the Google research, and it's absolutely true
"Our country invented electricity" "My nation invented gunpowder" *_"MINE INVENTED SEX!!!"_*
@nerdlord1408
Ай бұрын
If you do not read the final line in a Scottish ascent then something is wrong with you.
@sola_is_chilling
Ай бұрын
And X-rays, and penicillin, and fax machines, and the steam engine, *AND THE TELEPHONE, AND THE TELEVISION, AND IN A WAY, MODERN ARCHITECTURE.*
@meptune0335
22 күн бұрын
@@nerdlord1408i read everything in a scottish accent because i am scottish anyway
omg they really did invent sex O_O
Also, the word f*ck originates from Scotland! It only became a bad word because English people thought that Scottish words were vulgar and uncooth
@PenguinEconomics-st2ws
Ай бұрын
That's not true. Fuck has Germanic origins and was likely introduced to the British isles via the Dutch. The word vulgar just means common, and vulgar language is just words used by the commoners. In other this is not a nationalist distinction but a classist one.
@mhenderson7673
Ай бұрын
@@PenguinEconomics-st2ws Oh, I saw it in a documentary about Scottish language, some museum has letter written by a Scottish man that is thought to be the first usage of the word, although spelled slightly differently. Scots does have a lot of Germanic influence though. Edit - Also classism is what I was trying to imply, it became a bad word because English people were being classist against Scottish words.
@gadrill4285
Ай бұрын
@@mhenderson7673 Worth noting that Scots (not Scots Gaelic which is Celtic) is a Germanic language, not just a language with Germanic influence. Specifically both Scots and English derive from Old English (also called Anglo-Saxon) which are all part of the West Germanic language group which also includes the Frisian languages. Anyway the etymology of fuck is unknown. There are plenty of places it could have come from because many other Germanic languages have similar words, but since it was considered taboo hardly anyone ever wrote it down so there's not really any way of knowing barring time travel.
The fish then developed crawling on land just to smoke the cigarette after.
@jw8160
Ай бұрын
😂
Now that's a flex
@vito3510
Ай бұрын
Nah that's just sex
Probably an armored fish up in Canada that invented apologizing.
@unapologeticallylizzy
Ай бұрын
Have you been to the UK? 😂
@idle_speculation
Ай бұрын
An unarmored fish in the Canadian Arctic may have invented living on land.
Nobody: This fish: "Get laid lmao"
This is one of my top 10 favorite dinosauruses!
I'd've said chicken tikka masala but sex is a close second
The Scotman who invented the TV:
@joshuabessire9169
Ай бұрын
I'm against all this sex on television. I mean, I keep falling off!
@CyanRooper
Ай бұрын
🎶It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies And sex on TV🎶
@westtxtapper
Ай бұрын
@@joshuabessire9169was that Billy Connolly?
@JoeVington
Ай бұрын
@@westtxtapperNo, Monty Python, Graham Chapman I think
Aye mate this how everyone in bonny ol Scotland *hops away to put on kilt and eat haggis*
Galapagos: Exists Scotland: Hold my kilt laddy!
@luckless9487
Ай бұрын
Hold my whiskey was right there 😔
if this fish isnt in splatoon 4....
Not the sounds at the end ☠️
@KnightsofGaming2016
Ай бұрын
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!
Also the home of the first ever land animal, a kind of proto-millipede
The sound effects Jeaney's been using lately are...interesting.
Now that's rude, I'm sure he could do nothing about it. Don't worry buddy, you're Averagebrachius in my heart
If I had a nickel for every time I heard ancient fish sex in a jeaney collects video, I’d have 1 nickel, which isn’t a lot,but it’s weird that it’s happened at all
@jw8160
Ай бұрын
You could always rewatch the video so you get more nickels. 😋
A certain Heavy : *"Six... Now!"* But six is heavier than feather?
@SorielHDTBers
Ай бұрын
Perchance.
@KnightsofGaming2016
Ай бұрын
Pootis Engage? A certified classic
Jesus christ the more I hear about Scotland the more i start to think that Scottish people physically cannot be wrong or the universe will explode
@JohnDoe-zx1ck
Ай бұрын
Every time a Scotsman makes a ridiculous claim, reality warps itself to ensure the statement not only is true, but has always been true.
*splash splash splash* lay eggs lay eggs lay eggs lay eggs...
@KnightsofGaming2016
Ай бұрын
Why does this make me feel submissive and breedable 😳
But can it be deep fried and does it taste good with Irn Bru?
oh theyre going to glue you back together... IN HELL
@Boldcheesecake1029
Ай бұрын
I'll beat ya so hard you'll have a TWITCH!
What…. Is that noise…. In the background….
We’ve invented everything! 🏴
@sola_is_chilling
Ай бұрын
Like, modern society would be unimaginably different if not for us.
I refuse to believe there were no bagpipes playing in the background while they were doing it
I currently am in that 2am-phase in which I click anything on my fyp
Wah
@sneekyguydude
Ай бұрын
Wah
@cheriankalayil2362
Ай бұрын
Wah
@GuyllianVanRixtel
Ай бұрын
Wah
@OMAN3307
Ай бұрын
Wah
@KnightsofGaming2016
Ай бұрын
Wah
I looked at the censor in the thumbnail and was like, “Oh, knowing the internet it’s probably the word sex,” and I was right
Perchance.
There's a creature from Scotland called the Wulver it's basically a werewolf but was never a human but has the body of a human and the head of a wolf
Same energy as "I invented the number 6" but this time it's true, somehow
All of humanity owes Scotland a debt it can never repay
I love when jeaney does a scottish accent
Microbrachius dicki was my nickname in highschool
Random fella of unknown origin overhearing the conversation: “you may have invented it, BUT WE PERFECTED IT”
I love posts where someone answers with nonsense and then backs up the nonsense
Don't forget another classic Scot invention, the Chainsaw (but it wasn’t made to cut wood).
@sola_is_chilling
Ай бұрын
My only advice is.. Don't search why it was invented up
Oh god not that "shlip shlip" sound in the background 😂
did it really need the loud wet slapping noises
Its boney's only 8cm long? Haha. Mine's double that. I guess that's why they call it Micro Dicki.
The small, long-necked dinosaur cockfish.
Instead of by spawning
"Yes, I invented sex" -- Sean Connery
Not the wet clapping noise- 😭😭
I literally looked up a scotland funeral for my dead cell phone, how did you know?
So glad that the fish people showed their appreciation for Scotland's contribution to the animal kingdom with polite clapping at the end
i did not need to hear the fucking splash sounds
"microbrachius".. scientists didn't need to burn them so hard..
I will brought up this fact when meets Scottish girls
So that's why my mom's grampa had so many mistresses. He was trying to keep his culture in the new country.
Sometimes i wish people would randomly spawn at different ages on the world, so like you could be walking in a school yard and like some random 80 year old man spawns out of nowhere
This sounds like something Ian from Whiskey Tango Foxtrot would drunkenly say while picking up ladies
Oh I see. Scotland is to blame for taxes.
While not true, this is certainly funny.
make sure to thank these guys before you get your freak on i guess
NOT THE WET FISH SOUNDS😂
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Never been prouder to have scottish blood
Demoman is from there.
Well, thats a powerful insult of a name
hell yeah
the best invention from the UK by far
SCOTLAND MENTIONED!!!!!
> Instead of spawning I know it means asexually like mitosis or whatever amoebas do but i can't help but imagine creatures just pop into existence like in Minecraft
@caniscerulean
Ай бұрын
Actually, it was referring to how most fish still spawn, by laying eggs on the river/ sea bed, then the male just goes skeet skeet over the eggs. Sex refers to intercourse, where the eggs are fertilized internally.
If sex is so good, why hasn’t there been a sequel? 🤔
And that is why the Scottish have 8cm long bony fish, to this day!
Scoooooooootlad foooooreeeevaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I'm not a YEC, I know that the Earth is millions of years old and that it all has to start somewhere but facts like these always give me an existential crisis. Imagine getting existential crisis over sex 💀.Just the fact that something as natural as sex began 385 million years ago is wild and mind-blowing to me. Thank you Microbrachius Dicki for the wonders of sex, hopefully I can experience it someday.
@idle_speculation
Ай бұрын
By sex the video means internal fertilization, as in the act of having sex, not sexual reproduction as a whole, which is way older.
@KnightsofGaming2016
Ай бұрын
@@idle_speculation "...which is way older". Not sure if that helps my existential crisis but thanks for the neat fact. Life is just wild when you start thinking about it.
Thank you fish.
So demoman tf2 is the ceo of sex
Checks out
Did anyone hear the bagpipes and clapping noises in the background
Someone update the Wha's Like Us tea towel asap
How many scientific names are just inside jokes or scientists trolling us? 😂
Oh nice.
I'd say the fish was average-sized, perhaps with a good personality too
"Not since the accident"
I'm pretty sure they invented drinking and swearing, too.
@xXrobloxpro123Xx
Ай бұрын
nope that was the irish
It's funny to me now that "expert" and "scientists" used to mean anything
'AGIIIS!!
the sounds 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 why.......
Bruh, if sex is _sooo_ good, why no one made a sequel, sex 2?
@KnightsofGaming2016
Ай бұрын
Why improve on something that is already perfect?
I always thought it was Greeks who invented sex. And then Romans discovered that you can also do it with women.
Even plants are getting game, not us.
SCOTLAND FOREVER!
I'm gonna go cry in the shower now
What makes me a good Demoman?