"What if conspiracy theories are actually a conspiracy to cover up THE conspiracy?" - J Anon

@FairyColonThree

2 ай бұрын

Conspiracy theories were invented by the government to sell more podcasts so that they could tax the profits

@tatecrossette2855

2 ай бұрын

I need this on a shirt

@NigelMelanisticSmith

2 ай бұрын

I thought for a second it said J Amon from Yakuza lol

@DetectiveWraith

2 ай бұрын

Well, that would be a conspiracy theory, and so, if true than it automatically becomes simply a lie to hold up a larger conspiracy.

@Little_Vee_

2 ай бұрын

I thought this was a well known fact. I thought that everyone knew the government spammed random conspiracy theories to cover up things like mk ultra with a sea of nonsensical theories. Is this not a thing?

Ah yes, metal gear's plot

@shiningstar737

2 ай бұрын

*gasp* the memes…

@Autism3.0

2 ай бұрын

dont forget the giant robots and the nanomachines and the memes (((they))) use to control us

@nadie823

2 ай бұрын

Now I've read it all with Big Boss voice in my head

@denifnaf5874

2 ай бұрын

We Microwaving mice with this one🔥🔥🔥

@segadoeswhatnintendont

2 ай бұрын

The la li lu Le lo

"Oh, so you're a conspiracy theorist? Name every-"

@WwZa7

2 ай бұрын

Oh you still believe in conspiracy theories? Wait till you learn why "THEY" invented conspiracy theories! Wake up sheeple, conspiracy theories are all there for reason!

@Stevie-J

Ай бұрын

As a nerd that recognized every one of those (I'm not proud of this), I can say off the top of my head that he forgot old world mud flood, clone replacements, and directed energy weapons creating wild fires. Those 3 are really popular recently

@LordDarthHarry

Ай бұрын

@@Stevie-J JEWISH SPACE LAZERS!

@Stevie-J

Ай бұрын

@@LordDarthHarry I'm never sure if that conspiracy theory is intended to make them look good or look bad, because space lasers are awesome

Those are indeed words, I even recognise several of them.

@theflyingspaget

2 ай бұрын

Is it bad that I almost understand this?

@kylestanley7843

2 ай бұрын

​@@theflyingspaget Yes.

@LunamrathP

2 ай бұрын

@@theflyingspaget Here here fellow schizo

@Esoteric_5075ism

2 ай бұрын

I recognize ALL of them... some of them even make sense

@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj

Ай бұрын

Like Reptilllian. And Satan.

This is every trigger word to ever been used in conspiracy theories and it makes just as much sense as their sources

@bleedingmasque.6193

2 ай бұрын

Nah, not enough Nazi dog whistles

@Sternburg

2 ай бұрын

normie

@acceptablecasualty5319

2 ай бұрын

​@@bleedingmasque.6193literally (((they)))

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

2 ай бұрын

@@bleedingmasque.6193 the thing with triple parenthesis around the word "they" takes care of that.

@travisandfreddy2176

2 ай бұрын

Classic mid-wit comment

Least insane World of Darkness lore fragment.

@laran1708

2 ай бұрын

911 was a wyrm inside job

@dustinnabil798

2 ай бұрын

You joke, but the old vampire and mage metaplot do feel like this, especially the technocracy.

@haXXiGD

2 ай бұрын

666th like

@theapexsurvivor9538

2 ай бұрын

​@@dustinnabil798and it's why OWoD has objectively the best lore, even with all the very awkward details.

@dustinnabil798

2 ай бұрын

@@theapexsurvivor9538 IMO the owod have the more interesting lore, but nwod have the more streamlined / enjoyable gameplay

The crab messiah is the real truth.

@AndresMagnone

2 ай бұрын

Don't go about preaching on behalf of false gods! The *Levitating Meatball Spaggetti* is the one true creator!

@alexanderfrederick-preece9770

2 ай бұрын

Lies all should take heed and remember to pray to the prawn god and ingest of the brine!

@VincereAngelos

2 ай бұрын

The Sufferer is the true Crab Messiah.

@fireswordyoutuber

2 ай бұрын

56 minutes ago is crazy

@AndresMagnone

2 ай бұрын

@@fireswordyoutuber Yoooo exactly 60 minutes ago!!! *As the prophecy foretold...*

Written by Hideo Kojima.

@calcutt4

2 ай бұрын

Hideo Game

It's so obvious when you think about it.

@azeTrom17

2 ай бұрын

And even more obvious when you don't

ChatGPT prompt: summarize all conspiracy theories using just 40 words.

@kyleclegg89

2 ай бұрын

that's 86 words

@Skullhawk13

2 ай бұрын

@@kyleclegg89it’s ChatGPT. Artificial stupidity

@jw8160

2 ай бұрын

😂

@satgurs

2 ай бұрын

@@kyleclegg89 we all know that chatgpt cant count though

@yjlom

2 ай бұрын

I wanted to try it, and now I just did (I said in 100 words though), so here it is: "The Anunnaki, ancient aliens from Nibiru, engineered humanity and built the pyramids to power their hidden base in Antarctica, the entrance to the hollow Earth. They faked the moon as a surveillance craft, staged the moon landing, and created the Illuminati of lizard people to control global events. Bigfoot aids in spying, and all birds are government drones monitoring human thoughts. Humanity lives in a simulated reality broadcast from the dark side of the fake moon, keeping us oblivious to the Anunnaki’s control as they prepare for their overlords’ return." - ChatGPT

"On top of SATAN!"

@alliesakat

2 ай бұрын

wish I was on top of Satan rn ngl

@TheActualMrLink

2 ай бұрын

According to Dante Alighieri, Satan’s at the very bottom of Hell. So really, EVERYTHING’S on top of him.

@TheAgamemnon911

2 ай бұрын

@@alliesakat Saddam? Is that you?

@kinshumuir4310

2 ай бұрын

​@TheActualMrLink so what you are saying is that, Satan is the ultimate bottom??

@elparpo9

2 ай бұрын

@@kinshumuir4310 well what do you think is goal his? woke up in a new bugati

This must be what modern-day Internet slang looks like to people aged 40 and above

@Sonja147

2 ай бұрын

I am, unfortunately, age 40 and above, and I can confirm you are correct.

@WalterBurton

2 ай бұрын

Who do you think leads all these conspiracies? See profile image.

@zeeoh5466

2 ай бұрын

@@WalterBurton eyyyyy

@patrickstonecrusher

2 ай бұрын

Kallisti brother, 23 skidoo etc

@Jacob-Sophia

2 ай бұрын

​@@WalterBurtonDiscordians? The satirical political and religious movement from the 60s?

The Unified Conspiracy Theory

@andrewkaminskas7721

2 ай бұрын

the conspiracy to end all conspiracy's

@theapexsurvivor9538

2 ай бұрын

I don't see JFK, psychic vampires, the Tibetan soul black market, Agartha, the Thule society, polygonal earth, or Giants! so it's not even really trying...

"In the future, conspiracies will be randomly generated."

@elijahbruce5936

2 ай бұрын

Veggietales was right

This is the “Turbo-encabulator” of conspiracy theories

@chillinlikeaphilin

2 ай бұрын

The only thing keeping this from being the turbo encabulator of conspiracy theories is that it doesn't effectively prevent side fumbling.

Maybe the real conspiracy was the friends we made along the way...

@monkaeyes3417

2 ай бұрын

You are unironically right. Most people who choose to believe these things just do it so that they can feel like part a community.

@ray_x6959

2 ай бұрын

​@@monkaeyes3417some of these things are truth and some are false

@Brandon-1996

2 ай бұрын

​​​@@monkaeyes3417 Don't believe everything you hear. If everywhere you look leads to the same explanation, then maybe the theory's correct. But why people believe some of the things they do I'll never wrap my head around. Doesn't mean I can't discuss it with them, just too few in-person opportunities to bother learning.

@monkaeyes3417

2 ай бұрын

@@Brandon-1996 what? Did you conclude I was a conspiracy theorist from my comment?

@baranjan6969

2 ай бұрын

Real conspiracy was the braincells we lost along the way

My Grandparents talk all the time about how their parents thought smoking cigarettes being dangerous was a conspiracy theory because everywhere you looked back then there were ads about cigarettes being great and anyone who questioned it got laughed at. Many doctors figured out they were harmful decades before they were taken seriously. If I was up to no good I would want everyone talking about it to be laughed at too.

@DavidCruickshank

2 ай бұрын

and the food industry is doing the exact same thing.

@reid3031

2 ай бұрын

Right, but "cigarettes are bad for you" and "5G is bad for you" are at least on a similar level. Most conspiracy theories these days skip to "the government has established a city on Saturn" way too quickly.

@LordVader1094

2 ай бұрын

Yep. And the term conspiracy theory/theorist itself was made up by the CIA itself to make people who tried exposing their seedy operations look crazy. Lots of things WERE conspiracy theories that are practically accepted fact now, like the CIA/Mafia killing JFK and the FBI killing MLK Jr. Conspiracy theories shouldn't be dismissed just on the surface level claim (unless it's something really stupid and easy to disprove like flat earth or fake moon landing), but on what is actually credible to back it up.

@Voidi-Void

2 ай бұрын

​@@DavidCruickshankoh no we know this shit is all awful for us. But that dopamine spike...

@usernametaken017

29 күн бұрын

Here before this devolves into socialism debate

“We gave a chatbot paranoid schizophrenia”

“The analysis test isn’t that hard” The analysis test:

Just as the prophecy foretold

Every word i thought, "It can't get worse"... and then it did

Search Engine Optimization be like

@xavier6130

2 ай бұрын

Trying to trigger all of the 4chan bots at once

he's a little confused but he's got the gist of it

“To protect myself from the conspiracy theorists, i have acquired all the conspiracy theories into my worldview” - this person probably

This feels like those captions that write every single trend so it blows up, but for conspiracy theorists

This reminded me of those random words used to control the Winter Soldier in that Captain America movie lol

@theradiumgirl9298

2 ай бұрын

"Longing," "rusted," "furnace," "daybreak," "seventeen," "benign," "nine," "homecoming," "one," and "freight car" (spoken in Russian) Source: am nerd

"That's ok, your convoluted buzzwords say more than real evidence ever could"

In these scenarios we need THE THRONGLER

It’s okay, Jeaney, tell us how many takes it took to nail it all in one go. 😂

Nice to have you back. Thought you went extinct with all those dinosaurs <3.

@Rippertear

2 ай бұрын

Was that an encoding error, or does your ;3 face just have an elaborate hat?

@aribantala

2 ай бұрын

Dynausuarauses

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE

2 ай бұрын

​​@@Rippertear As I've seen that happen a few times now, I decided to Google Sleuth it...🕵️ < = Less-Than character, aka: So... <3 literally =

@mrblakeboy1420

2 ай бұрын

i learned that literally last week, that’s a

@Rippertear

2 ай бұрын

@@mrblakeboy1420 Ah, cool. Thanks for explaining

conspiracy theories 100% speedrun

@SergioEduP

2 ай бұрын

And it's a new world record! I don't think anyone is going to beat this one for a while

@theflyingspaget

2 ай бұрын

​@@SergioEduP "the Jews" About sums up most conspiracy theories

thanks for reading that, couldn't see the text over the GLOW.

This pretty much sums up every conspiracy theory ever

Not once did I know what words would come next, 10/10 the writing was incredible and the story was outstanding, would find out the truth again

@L.Bomrek

2 ай бұрын

wait, what came next. I need to know

Sanest conspiracy theory

That was a coherent sentence to somebody

this is THE Conspiracy Theory

"how many conspiracy theories you want in a minute?" *yes*

fucking makes sense to me

It'd be hard to find a better caricature for the crazies of the 21st century, holy shit this was too good

This is one of those sentences where I rewrite it a few times, adding in my own punctuation before I can even start analysing what the words mean.

This is what happens when the horseshoe intersects itself.

My grampa every ever single holiday dinner:

I’m dying that this is what got uploaded because my coworkers and I were just talking about conspiracy theories at my job

This killed me. I hope your happy.

@YokiDokiPanic

2 ай бұрын

Christ, the afterlife has KZread access?? Even in death we can't escape...

@TheCool_Guy23

2 ай бұрын

Pretty chatty for a dead person

@Mepm3p

2 ай бұрын

The CIA did it

@cameron7374

2 ай бұрын

I hope my happy as well.

@Mr_Stickson

2 ай бұрын

what about his happy?

Thats a lot of words to say nothing. Impressive

He’s been working on a unified theory, if he makes it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear him out

Guys no joke, in my family there is this boomer character who is like a human cartoon.. He never married, has no kids and he also lives alone in small house located on outskirts of town near a river where he fishes all day long. He believes that ufos are actually demons and that they just shapeshift into ufos when they come into this dimension. He also believes in nephilim and annunaki and that nephilim dont go into afterlife when they die but that they get added into ranks of demons. Then he thinks that white dots and orbs in photos are evidence of spiritual realm and gets angry when we tell him that its just dust or something. There is also alot of cryptid talk... So when he comes to dinner it turns into quite a show. Everyone goes quiet and we all listen to his stories about NWO cospiracies and big government secrets and what not... Basically imagine someone who actually believes everything that Alex Jones says.

This the shit grandparents be bringing up at the thanksgiving table

"Clearly trying to divert attention from the fact that ghosts are real." - Dan Aykroyd.

They'll call him crazy but they'll never say he's wrong.

Most sensical conspiracy theory

"Yes, Jim, we established all that a decade ago, keep up"

This is what I hear when I try to figure out conspiracy theories

I remember learning about this back in 3rd grade. They simplify it a little, but you get the gist.

These people live in such an exciting world. Must be fun to be so delusional.

This feels like every god damn post on every feed on every one of my social medias. I just want to look at people's art and cat pictures.

You can say my third eye is open, cause that gave me radiation poisoning

Ah, yes, the final boss of conspiracy theories.

Maybe the real conspiracy theory and the real truth were the friends we made along the way.

That guy is the CEO of Schizophrenia

I dont even wanna know what a moloch crisis is

" he said as he pointed to the grade school across the street.

The guy in the post is straight up playing Pokemon with these conspiracy theories.

Despute that entire thing being grammatically correct, I can not for the life of me accept that as a real sentence

@BeatInMySkull

2 ай бұрын

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is also a real sentence so it's not surprising 🤣

@theflyingspaget

2 ай бұрын

This is genuinely more coherent than the gen alpha slang song because at least all of these words are used correctly

One time I was bored and wrote some shit about trees being fake, and it read basically like this.

It all makes so much sense now

The only kind of person who can write that is someone who keeps up with the latest trends in Conspiracy Fashion.

Speedrun any% all the popular conspiracy theories

I feel sad that it wouldn't be that hard to say this word for word and get a lot of people to believe it

The dude looks like he just set off on a pilgrimage from Londor.

This has given me psychic damage

pretty sure i just got an incurable, lifelong headache from the sheer amount of confusion this has left me in.

I think this is what receiving brain damage feels like

Someone finally sayin' it how it be

this got so silly i burst out laughing halfway through

conspiracy theory type brainrot is wild 😭😭

Ok, you've convinced me

I want to see whatever this abstract concept is drawn in its entirety.

it all connects now

This is what my dreams feel like

I learned about every mythology from this

I love that image. It can create so many "me something mondays" jokes 😂

It's all coming together

I am so drunk right now that I actually somewhat understood what is being said here

@Eternus_transmogrifus49

2 ай бұрын

Please translate. As somebody who’s never been drunk, I only caught bare hints of meaning based in sentence structure.

I'm sold.

jeaney's voice fits so well with this video

It's like it's trying to speak to us.

i can only smile and said "what?"

idk what's worse, that i understood most of that, or that i also simultaneously did not understand any of that.

IM LIGHTNING

@helloiamenergyman

2 ай бұрын

AND I'M THUNDER

@greenmcbean6429

2 ай бұрын

But are you the rain transformed?

As a fellow truther, this is all true

The single most coherent conspiracy post ever made

Why isn't the government looking into this?!?!?

This is what the science problem sounds like when you miss a class

Holy shit that's on point, it worries me that i know all of those words

I understood a tenth of those words

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel

2 ай бұрын

I, unfortunately, understood and have heard every one before. Knowing the amount of people who whole heartedly believe shit like this fills me with existential dread.

“I think it’s time, for you to know, the awful truth”

I like to imagine that this is the result of picking the first suggested word repeatedly on some guy’s iPhone

I think I just felt my brain melt