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Stately, plump Buck Mulligan

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  • @biggunsmcgee113
    @biggunsmcgee113 Жыл бұрын

    Stately, plump Buck Milligan

  • @nonamelegend_vapor

    @nonamelegend_vapor

    Жыл бұрын

    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

  • @saturnsandjupiters358

    @saturnsandjupiters358

    Жыл бұрын

    came from the stairhead

  • @GetShrekked

    @GetShrekked

    Жыл бұрын

    oh ok

  • @MattPin

    @MattPin

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nonamelegend_vapor it is

  • @Matt_Rose

    @Matt_Rose

    Жыл бұрын

    Just discovering now I said "tiddly wop wop" instead of "tiddly widdly wop". Apologies, everyone.

  • @Iluvpie6
    @Iluvpie6 Жыл бұрын

    Changing one word is funny enough, but the person who changed every word they could think of to “nyoom”…legend

  • @funisinfinite.

    @funisinfinite.

    Жыл бұрын

    It genuinely sound alike a notification tone help-

  • @diogocaetano1REAL

    @diogocaetano1REAL

    Жыл бұрын

    nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom

  • @_emstar

    @_emstar

    Жыл бұрын

    @@diogocaetano1REAL nyoom nugget nugget nyoom nyoom nyoom

  • @brightnesshaetbeet9400

    @brightnesshaetbeet9400

    Жыл бұрын

    More than a legend, an inspiration. I just changed 10+ most commonly written words to “Nyoom” in my twin sister’s device.

  • @ChronDoc024

    @ChronDoc024

    Жыл бұрын

    1:43

  • @billyredfern-webb7213
    @billyredfern-webb7213 Жыл бұрын

    the way matt says "nyoom" is just beautiful.

  • @j_cannot_type

    @j_cannot_type

    Жыл бұрын

    agreedddd

  • @duckking7613

    @duckking7613

    Жыл бұрын

    It sounds like noot noot

  • @billyredfern-webb7213

    @billyredfern-webb7213

    Жыл бұрын

    @@duckking7613 noot noot.

  • @spyder976

    @spyder976

    Жыл бұрын

    My face hurts from laughing

  • @JawGaming.

    @JawGaming.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@billyredfern-webb7213 note note.

  • @bananabuttersomethin
    @bananabuttersomethin10 ай бұрын

    Matt Rose: Can pronounce gibberish, keysmashes, and Chinese with ease Also Matt Rose: Reads "tiddly widdly wop" as "tiddly wop wop"

  • @qopparune

    @qopparune

    5 ай бұрын

    I thought I was the only one who noticed

  • @alvinalpha_seven5330

    @alvinalpha_seven5330

    4 ай бұрын

    What’s wrong with Chinese…

  • @bananabuttersomethin

    @bananabuttersomethin

    4 ай бұрын

    @@alvinalpha_seven5330 ? Nothing, it's just surprising that an English-speaker could pronounce it easily.

  • @RedDotShark18

    @RedDotShark18

    3 ай бұрын

    Hey it makes it funnier tho

  • @ShadowOfYourFriend

    @ShadowOfYourFriend

    3 ай бұрын

    I think “tiddly wop wop” is better

  • @iantaggart3064
    @iantaggart306411 ай бұрын

    I changed "no" on my mom's phone to "your fly is down". Even SHE couldn't stop herself from laughing.

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast

    @GunSpyEnthusiast

    7 күн бұрын

    " Can I have icecream tonight? " " we already have a desert planned, so your fly is down. "

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr Жыл бұрын

    my favourite part is when they desperately try to correct themselves, only to repeat it over and over again

  • @nomoretwitterhandles

    @nomoretwitterhandles

    Жыл бұрын

    That's the easiest way to tell if it's fake. Surely after a couple of times, one would try typing it slowly so they could remove the autocorrect pop-up, thus avoiding the issue. Nobody types even FASTER after the 3rd time, trying to fix a typo. Like, the parents repeatedly fucking up a word makes more sense, but the younger people? No way in hell lol. Half of these conversations are faked, but still funny nonetheless.

  • @waffle1261

    @waffle1261

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nomoretwitterhandles ???

  • @dazcarrr

    @dazcarrr

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nomoretwitterhandles if you were in a situation where for whatever reason you had sent a message to another, real person that contained the phrase "yes daddy i do" would *you* think straight?

  • @nomoretwitterhandles

    @nomoretwitterhandles

    Жыл бұрын

    @@waffle1261 Oh sorry, I didn't realize kids watch these videos. I'll use a simpler explanation. "NOT EVERYTHING ON INTERNET REAL, PHOTOSHOP BAD, PEOPLE LIE, FAKERS BAD"

  • @nomoretwitterhandles

    @nomoretwitterhandles

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dazcarrr Is this a trick question? Obviously I would. I am a very careful person who spends lots of time rereading messages before sending them so I don't accidentally say something I didn't mean to say, ESPECIALLY to people I need to act professional around.

  • @Potterwolves
    @Potterwolves Жыл бұрын

    My friend replaced every single word that could be used in place of "yes" with "no." It took about 20 minutes for anyone to realize what she was actually trying to say.

  • @pumkin610

    @pumkin610

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes yeah sure yep mhm ok okay OK yuppers alright absolutely ye Will do I will Why not I can You got it

  • @Ruby...X

    @Ruby...X

    Жыл бұрын

    I think some people here are victim of the prank.

  • @ultimapower6950

    @ultimapower6950

    Жыл бұрын

    No that’s great

  • @Potatoboii2

    @Potatoboii2

    Жыл бұрын

    unyes

  • @bollsmace

    @bollsmace

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Potatoboii2 nails

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal67589 ай бұрын

    Its criminal how nobody is mentioning how funny that "What do potatoes work in nuggets morning" literally what is it even supposed to be. I cried laughing at that shit lmao

  • @charadreamuur7229

    @charadreamuur7229

    Ай бұрын

    This one also got me!

  • @anjjparmss

    @anjjparmss

    11 күн бұрын

    probably "good" changed to "what do potatoes work in nuggets"

  • @zatwost
    @zatwost9 ай бұрын

    One time, my brother changed "no" to "🖕". It was all fun and games until my friend asked me to come over to his house. I was busy, so I said no, but since I had not looked at the text-replacement part in Settings, it immediately changed to "🖕". I even have a screenshot.

  • @mariyah8750
    @mariyah8750 Жыл бұрын

    "What could go wrong with this?" *EVERYTHING.*

  • @Matt_Rose

    @Matt_Rose

    Жыл бұрын

    Story of my life 😅

  • @hl2betafan

    @hl2betafan

    Жыл бұрын

    Pecan pie edit 7/8/2022: hey guys i'm as famous as someone on lambdageneration posting a funny

  • @goldenraven7721

    @goldenraven7721

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hl2betafan i agree wholeheartedly with this beautiful sentence

  • @boxinabox6608

    @boxinabox6608

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hl2betafan I put it in that Sorry autocorrect

  • @hl2betafan

    @hl2betafan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@boxinabox6608 what were you trying to say

  • @sonickidd127
    @sonickidd1277 ай бұрын

    i changed the work "ok" to "i am a certified war criminal" on my parents phones i cant wait to see how it goes

  • @dotdotdot333

    @dotdotdot333

    28 күн бұрын

    How'd it go

  • @sonickidd127

    @sonickidd127

    28 күн бұрын

    @@dotdotdot333 it was hilarious a member of my school told her something and she replied with "ok", which changed to i am a war criminal. then she tried to explain how shes not typing that and eventually she asked me if i did it. i of course denied it, she fixed it but never found out it really was me

  • @sonickidd127

    @sonickidd127

    28 күн бұрын

    @@dotdotdot333 oh and my dad went to jail (again again again again again)

  • @dulcx_24
    @dulcx_245 ай бұрын

    5:45 got me 💀

  • @stefangaming291

    @stefangaming291

    3 ай бұрын

    Me too 💀

  • @Cyan-bm6sz

    @Cyan-bm6sz

    2 ай бұрын

    SKULL EMOJI

  • @verysaltyperson
    @verysaltyperson Жыл бұрын

    Replacing every word with "nyoom" was hilarious.. The "help" at the end really gets me laughing 👏

  • @therobloxiangang3218

    @therobloxiangang3218

    Жыл бұрын

    nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nugget

  • @asimpforkyoko

    @asimpforkyoko

    Жыл бұрын

    nugget nugget nugget

  • @Hi38207

    @Hi38207

    Жыл бұрын

    nyoom nyoom HELLPP

  • @themustardman219

    @themustardman219

    Жыл бұрын

    For one reply, nyoom changes to nugget when translated, and for the other, it changes to grass

  • @balefire384

    @balefire384

    Жыл бұрын

    imagine if there was nyoom cat instead of nyan cat

  • @ryancasey4038
    @ryancasey4038 Жыл бұрын

    When I was about 15 I changed a bunch of words that start with "me" to meningitis. Like "me", "men", "meant", "mental", "Mexico", as well as a few random ones like "pizza", "night", or "rythm". I did this on my computer and it connected to our entire family's phones and computers due to apple icloud technoshittery that I don't understand. I thought it would be funny but I never heard anyone complain about it so within a few days I just went crazy and changed words like "it" and "the" to meningitis too. My mom, trying to set up a time with some of my frineds parents to go get pizza, sent a text to everyone that had the word meningitis in it (she stressed this part) "precisely five different times, once for every sentence". Blamed it on my younger brother in front of my sister, then told him my sister had blamed it on him. They both thought the other one had done it. Nobody knew for years.

  • @beek.4860

    @beek.4860

    Жыл бұрын

    This made meningitis cackle out loud

  • @moopymeebloopy456

    @moopymeebloopy456

    Жыл бұрын

    How did they find out it was you I hope you don’t mind meningitis asking

  • @BlackringIII

    @BlackringIII

    Жыл бұрын

    I meningitis, that's a job well done. Sorry, I meningitis to say meningitis Fuck

  • @zixvirzjghamn737

    @zixvirzjghamn737

    Жыл бұрын

    BUT IT WAS I, DIO!

  • @rampageblizzard

    @rampageblizzard

    Жыл бұрын

    Technoshittery is an amazing phrase

  • @TheKetamineSquid
    @TheKetamineSquid9 ай бұрын

    5:37 certified Ketamine moment

  • @xaviidk

    @xaviidk

    6 ай бұрын

    Certified Mr. Krabs moment

  • @Farmmapping.

    @Farmmapping.

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@xaviidkwhat is keta min

  • @xaviidk

    @xaviidk

    Ай бұрын

    @@Farmmapping. something probably made for horses that people use on themselves

  • @usernamebruv_
    @usernamebruv_7 ай бұрын

    I love how matt makes it sound like whats being typed is part of an actual conversation, like they cant help but say it, makes it so much funnier.

  • @AnonymousFloof
    @AnonymousFloof Жыл бұрын

    Haven't been in so much chest pain from laughing in a long time, but I still want more

  • @timmiller1

    @timmiller1

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t think that’s supposed to happen

  • @fishblublublub

    @fishblublublub

    Жыл бұрын

    @@timmiller1 u said it, timothy

  • @CharmedReally7

    @CharmedReally7

    Жыл бұрын

    @@timmiller1 it's probably due to the fact that sometimes it's hard to breathe when you're laughing too hard, happenned to me while watching this video as well

  • @dunkleosteusterrelli

    @dunkleosteusterrelli

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @dunkleosteusterrelli

    @dunkleosteusterrelli

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm crying

  • @infamoushacker4chan883
    @infamoushacker4chan883 Жыл бұрын

    The entirety of Ulysses playing out only to repeat had me _dying._ The comedic timing was gold.

  • @lilydoessuffer4163

    @lilydoessuffer4163

    Жыл бұрын

    Stately, plump Buck Mulligan

  • @halomika4973

    @halomika4973

    Жыл бұрын

    cane from the stairhead..

  • @vedamaharaj

    @vedamaharaj

    Жыл бұрын

    bearing a bowl of lather

  • @Raifelt

    @Raifelt

    Жыл бұрын

    On which a mirror and a razor lay crossed

  • @captainrex1130

    @captainrex1130

    Жыл бұрын

    A yellow dressinggown

  • @kuala3840
    @kuala384010 ай бұрын

    2:10 i love how Matt puts more effort into saying Minge every time

  • @SpookyVictorianLady
    @SpookyVictorianLady10 ай бұрын

    You have inspired me to change my father's settings to auto-correct the names of people he knows to random historical figures So far, his daughter (yours truly) is Emmeline Pankhurst, his wife is Marie Antoinette, his best friend is Karl Marx (who's wife is Ginger Rodgers) and he's in a band with Karl, Charles Dickens and Alexander Graham Bell. His brothers are William the Conqueror and Fred Astaire, and his extended relations on my mother's side are John Snow (cholera guy), Audrey Hepburn and King Henry VIII.

  • @BeaIsBi

    @BeaIsBi

    9 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @oddcrafter1270

    @oddcrafter1270

    5 ай бұрын

    That's some fun alternate history, right there XD

  • @alexandersean4708

    @alexandersean4708

    2 ай бұрын

    If any new faces start to appear often, might I suggest Italian anarchist Luigi Lucheni? That will cause some chaos!

  • @tacohead8543
    @tacohead8543 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that this video turned into an audiobook and then suddenly returned to sillyness is killing me 💀

  • @tacohead8543

    @tacohead8543

    Жыл бұрын

    also I just noticed I'm starting to use skullemojis unironically how did this happen?

  • @Matt_Rose

    @Matt_Rose

    Жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed briefly being an audiobook more than I thought I would. Maybe my future calling..?

  • @StopSignButGreen

    @StopSignButGreen

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Matt_Rose Well your voice is perfect for it, thats for sure! Thats a good thing-

  • @tacohead8543

    @tacohead8543

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Matt_Rose ohh boy if that happens i'm gonna listen to audiobooks

  • @beek.4860

    @beek.4860

    Жыл бұрын

    I was fully expecting the remainder of the video just to be James Joyce's Ulysses

  • @jamiedoesthings
    @jamiedoesthings Жыл бұрын

    Matt could flawlessly pronounce a default WiFi password, but fell at the hurdle of tiddly widdly wop

  • @sylviaprimavera4319

    @sylviaprimavera4319

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @sh8945.

    @sh8945.

    Жыл бұрын

    TIDDLY WOP WOP

  • @handlenottaken

    @handlenottaken

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sh8945.tiddly widdly *wop*

  • @oscarwilson-slater717

    @oscarwilson-slater717

    Жыл бұрын

    @@handlenottaken Tiddly widdly W. O. P.

  • @Toothless_On_Toast

    @Toothless_On_Toast

    Жыл бұрын

    @@oscarwilson-slater717 tiddly widdly W O P W O P WOP W O P W O P tiddly widdly wop.

  • @nicholasfazio325
    @nicholasfazio3258 ай бұрын

    I rewatched the "nyoom" part at least 15 times, and I still think it's hilarious.

  • @liuxo__official
    @liuxo__official2 ай бұрын

    5:17 the fact that I spat all over my tablet laughing when I saw this part because of how funny it was lmaoooooooOOOOOOOO

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 Жыл бұрын

    The "nyoom" screencap is very old and did actually become an inside joke with my husband very early on in our relationship. I am so glad to see it included here! It brings back memories but also makes me realize how long I have been together with my husband 😅😆

  • @mawscanvaas

    @mawscanvaas

    Жыл бұрын

    you absolute legend

  • @1Maybe1-Chatter-

    @1Maybe1-Chatter-

    Жыл бұрын

    You madam, are absolutely hilarious

  • @cathria.

    @cathria.

    Жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious 😂

  • @cathria.

    @cathria.

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh, and time stamps for people if they want one 1:43

  • @SkyRied1

    @SkyRied1

    Жыл бұрын

    What an absolute legend. 😆

  • @SmolivYEAH
    @SmolivYEAH Жыл бұрын

    “What the cucumber is happening?” Made me laugh Also the nyoom part had me dying

  • @RakeV8

    @RakeV8

    Жыл бұрын

    The nyoom part had me coughing

  • @generaldurk-a-dur

    @generaldurk-a-dur

    Жыл бұрын

    the nyoom part is the best part of this whole vid, I couldn't stop laughing at that.

  • @thatguyfromthebush

    @thatguyfromthebush

    Жыл бұрын

    miiinge

  • @adieuing

    @adieuing

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thatguyfromthebush do you want miiinge *what the cucumber is happening* frick wrong one it's "ring me"

  • @TheRealKiwiFamily

    @TheRealKiwiFamily

    Жыл бұрын

    The nyoom part had me flying

  • @LwrncThePlant
    @LwrncThePlant6 ай бұрын

    I somehow accidentally tried reading the title and the thumbnail at the same time and ended up reading “testicle replacement pranks”

  • @poppycubeplaysgames

    @poppycubeplaysgames

    Ай бұрын

    What 💀

  • @Clawhead19

    @Clawhead19

    15 күн бұрын

    Lmao 😂

  • @spottotea
    @spottotea9 ай бұрын

    "I Nyoom Nyoom Nyoom Nyoom Nugget" Is Ironically one of the funniest things Matt has ever said.

  • @bnglyt
    @bnglyt Жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who wants Matt Rose videos everday? Some of the most elite KZread content

  • @jetstreamsmedes

    @jetstreamsmedes

    Жыл бұрын

    No

  • @j_cannot_type

    @j_cannot_type

    Жыл бұрын

    definitely not the only one 😎

  • @Spongyboi897

    @Spongyboi897

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you a bot?

  • @vriskaserketvore413

    @vriskaserketvore413

    Жыл бұрын

    Nope!

  • @bananacrayon87

    @bananacrayon87

    Жыл бұрын

    no u fellow strange pumpkin!

  • @artemis3065
    @artemis3065 Жыл бұрын

    Something about this channel never fails to make me laugh throughout each video. Literally one of the most consistent top tier content creators I’ve subscribed to

  • @KwailGD

    @KwailGD

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree

  • @jasmineharbour6045

    @jasmineharbour6045

    Жыл бұрын

    same i honestly never laugh harder than when i watch his vids that's probably sad but anyway

  • @73frogs

    @73frogs

    Жыл бұрын

    the Matt Rose phenomenon (laughing at each and every one of his videos)

  • @sylonisharma4660

    @sylonisharma4660

    Жыл бұрын

    100% agreed. Other channels make me giggle at most but this one makes me tear up with laughter.

  • @descendedhalo5458
    @descendedhalo54583 ай бұрын

    I watched this again because why not! and I was laughing so hard I started choking on my smoothie

  • @doctahwahwee4289
    @doctahwahwee42894 ай бұрын

    The "nyoom" one got me so good. I legit can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at anything.

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend Жыл бұрын

    So that explains the picture I once saw where someone was typing “I feel fine” and it was about to change “fine” to one of those long sentences that basically sums up what it is like to have clinical depression and I laughed and cried at the same time because it was so accurate that it hurt. Depression stinks like a dead skunk on asphalt on a hot summer day, but this stuff is funny. If only I knew how to get into my family’s iPhones.

  • @tacenda3250

    @tacenda3250

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow, I'm sorry to hear that you are going through that, and I know how you feel. If you are talking about it on a youtube comment section, I hope it means you are willing to talk about it with your family and professionals

  • @MasterArchfiend

    @MasterArchfiend

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tacenda3250 I do. It’s something that I deal with everyday, but sometimes the real kicker is dealing with people who just don’t get that having depression is different than just feeling depressed.

  • @MasterArchfiend

    @MasterArchfiend

    Жыл бұрын

    @Late Night Humans You don’t really get better. You just get better at handling it. Doing alright myself right now, but I watched this video and that little screenshot was the first thing to pop into my head.

  • @LordHogWaterer

    @LordHogWaterer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MasterArchfiend I recently got diagnosed with depression and prescribed Zoloft, it’s supposed to start working soon

  • @hiddenguy67

    @hiddenguy67

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MasterArchfiend what if you feel really depressed all the time and you don't really find fun in normal activities you used to do

  • @thespeedrunnerofarson1572
    @thespeedrunnerofarson1572 Жыл бұрын

    When the "nyoom" bit of the video played, me and my brother, who was watching it with me, laughed insanely hard. When I went to get a drink of water shortly afterward, I remembered it and burst down laughing. It took a while for me to stop. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks, Matt, for this golden video.

  • @JumpingBoredom

    @JumpingBoredom

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@insertconvenientuser"Grass grass grass grass nugget"

  • @JumpingBoredom

    @JumpingBoredom

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@insertconvenientuserYou eat grass?

  • @JumpingBoredom

    @JumpingBoredom

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@insertconvenientuser"Grass 5X

  • @JumpingBoredom

    @JumpingBoredom

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@insertconvenientusergrass is happening"

  • @wolf1066

    @wolf1066

    9 ай бұрын

    I laughed so hard, I started to black out.

  • @Stupid-fr2yv
    @Stupid-fr2yv19 күн бұрын

    1:17 “Good Morning! There’s chicken strips AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!” Got me 💀💀💀

  • @LovelyLara123
    @LovelyLara1239 ай бұрын

    2:16 The fact that Ed Sheeran has a song called Perfect makes this even funnier 😂

  • @Toy_Bonnie_FNaF2

    @Toy_Bonnie_FNaF2

    9 ай бұрын

    That’s the point

  • @christianortiz7965
    @christianortiz7965 Жыл бұрын

    I love the way Matt says some of these things, just makes the whole thing a lot more funny.

  • @corvus5630

    @corvus5630

    Жыл бұрын

    Nyoom

  • @Rizzob17

    @Rizzob17

    Жыл бұрын

    Minge!

  • @dreamylittleowl727

    @dreamylittleowl727

    Жыл бұрын

    Tiddly wop wop

  • @cyberlemon9840

    @cyberlemon9840

    Жыл бұрын

    Ketamine

  • @finesseandstyle

    @finesseandstyle

    Жыл бұрын

    Stately, plump *Buck* Milligan

  • @phantasmalflight3896
    @phantasmalflight3896 Жыл бұрын

    This video legitemately is the closest a youtube video has ever come to killing me. I was eating while watching this, started to laugh uncontrollably, and choked for a good 20 seconds. Just makes this fantastic video all the more memorable

  • @SpyXynt

    @SpyXynt

    Жыл бұрын

    You are not alone on that.

  • @ThatShowGuy

    @ThatShowGuy

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea I'm private sector is a half ago I was in the middle of the new year and a half HOPE to the beat Lmao you are sure to love the new year and a half

  • @builderdude9488

    @builderdude9488

    Жыл бұрын

    I loved this video AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! his other videos they're so funny AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! creative

  • @sloth6431

    @sloth6431

    Жыл бұрын

    same lol

  • @laurafranich4807

    @laurafranich4807

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm reading these crying and begging for mercy

  • @gloomyTurtle_
    @gloomyTurtle_6 ай бұрын

    I’m pretty sure this feature is meant to expand acronyms, such as omw becoming on my way when typed-and i personally use it to autocorrect typos that have become part of text predictions. But this is the far superior use

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox4710 ай бұрын

    the nyoom segment is one of those things that make me slide out of wherever im sitting from intense laughter i think i broke my elbow

  • @foolofdaggers7555
    @foolofdaggers7555 Жыл бұрын

    As someone with both an interest in etymology and a tendency to forget the dictionary definitions of words, I have "def." and "ety." set as shortcuts for "define" and "etymology of" respectively. It saves me a lot of time when I'm looking things up. The period at the end distinguishes it from regular abbreviations or partial words/phrases that might come up when I'm typing normally, such as "definitely".

  • @subg9165

    @subg9165

    Жыл бұрын

    defineinitely

  • @Maria.Mirabella

    @Maria.Mirabella

    Жыл бұрын

    @@subg9165 *define

  • @origamigjuice8630

    @origamigjuice8630

    Жыл бұрын

    You sound like a pretty cool person. Mad respect bug friend 🐛🐞

  • @foolofdaggers7555

    @foolofdaggers7555

    Жыл бұрын

    @@origamigjuice8630 Thanks! Etymology is the construction and anatomy of words, though: you're probably thinking of entomology.

  • @origamigjuice8630

    @origamigjuice8630

    Жыл бұрын

    @@foolofdaggers7555 Oh my - 😂

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap Жыл бұрын

    The Ulysses one had me dying. "I don't know what happened" so innocent 😭

  • @TheItalianoAssassino

    @TheItalianoAssassino

    Жыл бұрын

    Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

  • @gudmansal3468

    @gudmansal3468

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheItalianoAssassino Fixed a bug where players could be teleported to hell and not have visible bumper car

  • @iamsushi1056

    @iamsushi1056

    9 ай бұрын

    And then she triggered it again lol

  • @heatherduke7703

    @heatherduke7703

    8 ай бұрын

    I’m surprised a text message that long would even be possible 😅

  • @romasissues
    @romasissues8 ай бұрын

    I keep coming back to watch this, it's my favorite matt rose video. No matt rose video has made me laugh harder than this.

  • @JunohNebula
    @JunohNebula Жыл бұрын

    The way Matt decided to enunciate "NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM" really had me reminded of a tire change during a Nascar pitstop and it had me in stitches.

  • @Nikkii199045

    @Nikkii199045

    5 ай бұрын

    NYOOM IS HAPENEING? *NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET!*

  • @yappy1998
    @yappy1998 Жыл бұрын

    A video with “oddly named spotify playlists” would be hilarious

  • @alphavasson5387

    @alphavasson5387

    Жыл бұрын

    If Matt ever decides to make this I have some examples: ha ha ha i hate myself sToP bLAstInG tHAt pUnk ShIt i'M a bAd biTCh yOu CaN'T kIll mE i'm f*cking weird man In General, F*ck Life lol capitalism Teeth? i hAvE aNXiETY

  • @arandomcommenter412

    @arandomcommenter412

    Жыл бұрын

    What a very detailed pfp, 10/10

  • @ManiacLight

    @ManiacLight

    Жыл бұрын

    I had a playlist called "songs for meditation" and it was full of black metal/thrash metal and death metal songs

  • @scythal

    @scythal

    Жыл бұрын

    There was one guy who made a spotify playlist based off Julia Gillard's misogyny speech

  • @colin_the_protogen

    @colin_the_protogen

    Жыл бұрын

    I have "gaming playlist", "gaming playlist v2" and "gaming playlist again x2"

  • @torterratortellini6641
    @torterratortellini664110 ай бұрын

    1:18 that one had me laughing so much

  • @heathenised
    @heathenised Жыл бұрын

    why has this become my comfort video?

  • @Jhfisibejoso8pkabrvo2is8
    @Jhfisibejoso8pkabrvo2is8 Жыл бұрын

    The "I have genital herpes" response to that automated message was just perfect 😂

  • @scphobia

    @scphobia

    Жыл бұрын

    I have genital herpes it wasnt wait what I meant to say I have genital herpes I DONT HAVE GENITAL HERPES I AM TRYING TO SAY I HAVE GENITAL HERPES

  • @ProfessionalBugLover

    @ProfessionalBugLover

    Жыл бұрын

    @@scphobia nyoom nyoom nugget nyoom

  • @emporertheplusle8329

    @emporertheplusle8329

    2 ай бұрын

    Ed Sheeran*

  • @tsifirakiehl4250

    @tsifirakiehl4250

    2 ай бұрын

    @biohazardous-5qewo13 tiddly widdly wop

  • @GetShrekked
    @GetShrekked Жыл бұрын

    Hi Matt! Hilarious video! Maybe you could do "Weirdest pet names", that would be pretty cool. Thanks

  • @northstarjakobs

    @northstarjakobs

    Жыл бұрын

    Pet names as in names for animals or pet names as in affectionate nicknames for someone close to you, particularly a romantic partner? Because either could make a very funny video.

  • @bar0v

    @bar0v

    Жыл бұрын

    Lovecraft's cat be like

  • @marioformicadae6637

    @marioformicadae6637

    Жыл бұрын

    Aw hell nah, my cousin named his dog "plitek" it ain't even funny, just why?

  • @Tibovl

    @Tibovl

    Жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of my ex who had a pug named Pug...

  • @jj02mc27

    @jj02mc27

    Жыл бұрын

    My sister and I had a cat named Jimmy. Jimmy was a girl. Edit: Some more weird names: - Fish (cat) - Sausage (tomcat) - Sausage Jr. (successor to Sausage) - Snowball (an all black cat) - Waffles (cat) - Big Boy (bull) - Yoplait (yet another cat)

  • @grumpycouch6403
    @grumpycouch64035 ай бұрын

    I know I'm late to the game, but I love your channel. I've had a pretty rough time lately. I was sleepless and skimming youtube when I found your content. I just wanted you to know that it made me laugh harder than I have in months. So thank you, friend! Keep on keepin on.

  • @helenbooth5109
    @helenbooth510910 ай бұрын

    0:08 yes. That should happen automatically uncontrollably.

  • @AlottaBoulchit
    @AlottaBoulchit Жыл бұрын

    The Nyoom one almost fucking killed me. I was on the verge of an aneurysm and heart attack because I couldn't stop laughing. My life was flashing before my eyes but everything was replaced with NYOOM. The tears flowed from my eyes like Niagara Falls. I couldn't believe this was how I was going to go out. My heart was filled with Dyoom. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @spicy_meatball862

    @spicy_meatball862

    Жыл бұрын

    this is so underrated, how??

  • @AlottaBoulchit

    @AlottaBoulchit

    Жыл бұрын

    @@spicy_meatball862 hahaha aww thank you for thinking that

  • @pleaseenteranamelol711

    @pleaseenteranamelol711

    Жыл бұрын

    nugget nugget nugget help

  • @Genderswappeed.Shaggy

    @Genderswappeed.Shaggy

    Жыл бұрын

    IM CRYING STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

  • @AlottaBoulchit

    @AlottaBoulchit

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Genderswappeed.Shaggy NYOOM 😭

  • @sergeantgates2922
    @sergeantgates2922 Жыл бұрын

    "Just ask, the worst they can say is HELL YEAH!" The best response from your wingman ever.

  • @DinosEpicYoutubeWithStickman
    @DinosEpicYoutubeWithStickman10 ай бұрын

    3:16 *T* *I* *M* *E*

  • @bea.anim8

    @bea.anim8

    8 ай бұрын

    time is a tool that u can put on the wall

  • @yadfud363
    @yadfud3635 ай бұрын

    I love how the mom just started saying "Nugget Nugget Nugget" after figuring out is was the only word that worked

  • @empireofkrenedas902
    @empireofkrenedas902 Жыл бұрын

    This is the only channel that can consistently make me cry with laughter

  • @StopSignButGreen

    @StopSignButGreen

    Жыл бұрын

    same

  • @empireofkrenedas902

    @empireofkrenedas902

    Жыл бұрын

    @Late Night Humans yeah I love snl too but I don’t really count them as a KZread channel, so much as a tv show.

  • @mulrich

    @mulrich

    Жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately, editing your message removes it.

  • @empireofkrenedas902

    @empireofkrenedas902

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mulrich WHAT?

  • @empireofkrenedas902

    @empireofkrenedas902

    Жыл бұрын

    Fuck I did not know that

  • @froggofood2307
    @froggofood2307 Жыл бұрын

    I remember a couple of years ago I found out about this tricked and pranked both of my parents. I replaced common words like “ok” and “thank” to “peach”. My mom asked me what was wrong with her phone so immediately she found out something was wrong. My dad however found out the hard way. He was texting his boss at work about a serious conversation and it autocorrected. “Peach you” instead of “thank you”. He told me he was searching up how to “remove peach from IPhone text” or “why is my iPhone saying peach” until eventually.. he figured it out.

  • @Co5oo

    @Co5oo

    Жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @annabeth968

    @annabeth968

    Жыл бұрын

    OMG THIS COMMENT HAD ME WHEEZING

  • @ZenganTheFool

    @ZenganTheFool

    Жыл бұрын

    peach you sounds like a weird, polite way of saying fuck you

  • @MrRichmanCash

    @MrRichmanCash

    Жыл бұрын

    Hope you didn't get caught

  • @darkdruidsvale

    @darkdruidsvale

    Жыл бұрын

    so, are you still alive? or has he not connected the dots yet?

  • @sanemishinazugawa898
    @sanemishinazugawa8988 ай бұрын

    "Yes milkycow" I LAUGHED SM AT THIS AND I CANT BREATHE

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks10 ай бұрын

    Matt, you need to do a follow up to this. I already right off the bat, I am dying of laughter.

  • @peachy2928
    @peachy2928 Жыл бұрын

    The person doing the shortcut for Ulysses was downright hilarious and I almost choked on my waffle.

  • @TheItalianoAssassino

    @TheItalianoAssassino

    Жыл бұрын

    Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

  • @SophisticatedWaffle

    @SophisticatedWaffle

    Жыл бұрын

    YOU EAT WAFFEL??!! 😱😱

  • @isaiaholaru5013

    @isaiaholaru5013

    Жыл бұрын

    True dedication

  • @FrequencyFilthy

    @FrequencyFilthy

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh no not the waffle

  • @moistfeet3626
    @moistfeet3626 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly Matt should have more subscribers, he is the funniest KZreadr I have ever watched.

  • @j_cannot_type

    @j_cannot_type

    Жыл бұрын

    correct opinion right there 😎

  • @vitoons2756

    @vitoons2756

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @IamStempie

    @IamStempie

    Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely

  • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd

    @udfdsfrgfdrgfd

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @mooicus

    @mooicus

    Жыл бұрын

    this is a fact

  • @GCAT01Living
    @GCAT01Living10 ай бұрын

    I'm crying and my chest hurts from laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thereddrake2808
    @thereddrake2808 Жыл бұрын

    Laughed my socks off, bloody hilarious. Definitely need a part 2

  • @wakkowarner3716

    @wakkowarner3716

    Жыл бұрын

    @TotallyRandomSkunk Always be careful!

  • @SchwarzNatsumi

    @SchwarzNatsumi

    Жыл бұрын

    nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nugget

  • @Itz-Tye420

    @Itz-Tye420

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SchwarzNatsumi a victim

  • @elarr400

    @elarr400

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SchwarzNatsumi According to the KZread mobile app nyoom means grass in some other language Replied to this reply since that's where it translated it

  • @somkeve

    @somkeve

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SchwarzNatsumi "grass grass grass grass nugget" LOL

  • @minecraftperson8412
    @minecraftperson8412 Жыл бұрын

    Give me a sequel. I nearly died laughing at this dumb crap and I want more. No I will not look it up myself, his voiceover makes it 10 times as funny.

  • @Just.anENFP
    @Just.anENFP6 ай бұрын

    Omg, the one where someone changed “and” to John Cena was so funny 😂😂😂

  • @ThreenaddiesRexMegistus
    @ThreenaddiesRexMegistus9 ай бұрын

    Best laughs I’ve had for quite a while! 65 going on 14. 👍🏻🤣 Not quite the same but my nieces husband changed her email signature from Trudi to Turdi - it took a while to be discovered.

  • @LeonardoCollywell2004
    @LeonardoCollywell2004 Жыл бұрын

    5:08 Absolutely destroyed me

  • @deterior8ing
    @deterior8ing Жыл бұрын

    We NEED a part 2 oh my god, I haven't laughed this hard in so long, I can't breathe 😭

  • @SchwarzNatsumi

    @SchwarzNatsumi

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @stefangaming291

    @stefangaming291

    3 ай бұрын

    Same

  • @Loversrock891
    @Loversrock8914 ай бұрын

    I choked on my tea watching this.

  • @king_godzilla.
    @king_godzilla.7 күн бұрын

    I literally almost died laughing watching this😂

  • @YaBoiThorin
    @YaBoiThorin Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the pick me up I needed today. Got a raging sinus infection, stuck in the house and pretty much unable to eat. I think I coughed up a lung laughing at you but it was worth it. 10/10 would cause myself pain laughing at your video again

  • @amberdewdrop3278

    @amberdewdrop3278

    Жыл бұрын

    hope you feel better

  • @DoctorBones1

    @DoctorBones1

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn, get well soon!

  • @uh4055

    @uh4055

    Жыл бұрын

    get well soon!!

  • @skullsnbones_

    @skullsnbones_

    Жыл бұрын

    hope you feel better soon, sinus infections suck

  • @skullsnbones_

    @skullsnbones_

    Жыл бұрын

    my reply aged horribly i got covid and a sinus infection just days after

  • @tiikdev
    @tiikdev Жыл бұрын

    i love matt because he doesnt make a page long comment about everypost and just gets to the point

  • @PhantomTheUmbreon
    @PhantomTheUmbreonАй бұрын

    once i changed my dog’s name “bandit” into devil creature and in the group chat i said something like “i love my dog devil creature” 💀💀

  • @animeguygaming4803
    @animeguygaming480310 ай бұрын

    2:02 help I been stuck here for an hour can’t stop laughing I’ve never laughed this much or hard in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @animeguygaming4803

    @animeguygaming4803

    10 ай бұрын

    Finnaly Finnished it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sunny13-D
    @Sunny13-D Жыл бұрын

    4:10 i was not ready for that 💀

  • @MistyInTheCloudz

    @MistyInTheCloudz

    7 ай бұрын

    i have genital herpes

  • @rhinobeetle40183

    @rhinobeetle40183

    6 ай бұрын

    i have a stolen trillion.

  • @Goluckyfriday

    @Goluckyfriday

    6 ай бұрын

    I was drinking soda and it came out of my nose and mouth

  • @mrnobodyimportant5002

    @mrnobodyimportant5002

    4 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @Farmmapping.

    @Farmmapping.

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@MistyInTheCloudz how Is it

  • @virtual_mew
    @virtual_mew Жыл бұрын

    Bro, I was literally having a panic attack because of my social anxiety, and to be honest, I feel like this man always makes my day, he always makes me laugh

  • @FlawedPefection

    @FlawedPefection

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope you’re doing well. ❤️ Stay strong; it sucks, but it’s worth it.

  • @sabahlarakadar420

    @sabahlarakadar420

    Жыл бұрын

    Your profile pics gonna chase me in my nightmares💀

  • @kidwithamic8650

    @kidwithamic8650

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@sabahlarakadar420 why?

  • @sabahlarakadar420

    @sabahlarakadar420

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kidwithamic8650 I think it was something creepy when I commented that.

  • @jordananderson8299
    @jordananderson82999 ай бұрын

    It's already been long enough that we need a part 2 of this

  • @mr.knightthedetective7435
    @mr.knightthedetective74359 ай бұрын

    2:00 "Dad and brother doing Boot scootin' boogie?" ROFLMAO

  • @sahelanthropus8
    @sahelanthropus8 Жыл бұрын

    Matt Rose never fails to make us burst out laughing

  • @SkyenNovaA
    @SkyenNovaA Жыл бұрын

    You missed one of the best ones! There was a guy who changed his dad's "no" to the entire Old Testament. So he asked if he could do something and his dad just replied: *In the beginning...*

  • @huffing_metal

    @huffing_metal

    Жыл бұрын

    LMAO WHAT do you have a link?

  • @DeathnoteBB

    @DeathnoteBB

    Жыл бұрын

    Even funnier: Changing it to “No, and here’s why: *In the beginning”*

  • @DialecticRed

    @DialecticRed

    Жыл бұрын

    Personally I just loved the communist manifesto one lmao. If my family had Apple phone's I'd definitely pull that and maybe some other stuff like What Is to be Done and Capital lmao

  • @Eeveeismypatronas

    @Eeveeismypatronas

    Жыл бұрын

    What about the person who changed "no" to the Quran on their dad's phone?

  • @jessicalamb-biggers4305
    @jessicalamb-biggers43055 ай бұрын

    Help I literally cannot breath I can't stop laughing call 911

  • @jessicalamb-biggers4305

    @jessicalamb-biggers4305

    5 ай бұрын

    HELP-

  • @animal_empyre
    @animal_empyre5 ай бұрын

    Played this on my tv and I tried to say the title of the video only for everyone in my house to hear me yell "TESTICLE REPLACEMENT PRANKS" because I was reading the thumbnail and the title at the same time 😭

  • @nonamelegend_vapor
    @nonamelegend_vapor Жыл бұрын

    Matt’s mouth autocorrected “tiddly widdly wop” to “tiddly wop wop”

  • @SilverDragonTV

    @SilverDragonTV

    Жыл бұрын

    I came looking for this comment. Thank you.

  • @lanye2708
    @lanye2708 Жыл бұрын

    5:15 caught me so off guard lmao

  • @U-80

    @U-80

    Жыл бұрын

    𝕄𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕠

  • @RinLikesDinosaurs

    @RinLikesDinosaurs

    Жыл бұрын

    Same, I literally collapsed from laughter because of it 😭😭😭

  • @danek_hren

    @danek_hren

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @LAURENSILLY
    @LAURENSILLY9 ай бұрын

    These videos always manage to make me laugh

  • @sidboypampu
    @sidboypampuАй бұрын

    "Stately, plump Buck Milligan" Bro wrote a story into a different level 💀💀

  • @morluche91
    @morluche91 Жыл бұрын

    I feel like the “drunk-me” is going to prank the “sober-me” with this trick soon…

  • @schoo9256

    @schoo9256

    Жыл бұрын

    You need better friends

  • @evanisdabest7664
    @evanisdabest7664 Жыл бұрын

    “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” got me cracked up bro.

  • @baguette87
    @baguette87 Жыл бұрын

    Matt has the power to narrate things to make it sound very funny. An absolute legend.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman241410 ай бұрын

    Imagine being the guy who has to read through the entirety of Ulysses in a text message

  • @steampunkcaptain7013
    @steampunkcaptain70135 ай бұрын

    I have died of laughter from all of these besides the very long part

  • @hexagon8899
    @hexagon8899 Жыл бұрын

    i once set (on my own device) "no" to become "no god no god please no no nooooooooo" however, all my family had the devices linked somehow, so everyone else ended up having problems with this

  • @mochisprite9779

    @mochisprite9779

    Жыл бұрын

    why can I literally hear Michael screaming this in my head

  • @kestrel7493

    @kestrel7493

    Жыл бұрын

    There is so much potential for this, this is amazing

  • @Frankie_1908

    @Frankie_1908

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mochisprite9779 because it's just that iconic.

  • @Frankie_1908

    @Frankie_1908

    Жыл бұрын

    This is a fantastic idea by the way.

  • @Acideatschildren
    @Acideatschildren Жыл бұрын

    This made me remember how to access this feature, thank you. I accessed it before and changed “b” to “stupid”. Its caused many problems but is still funny when typing. My friend vowed to name her firstborn child jacostupid because of this

  • @Frankie_1908

    @Frankie_1908

    Жыл бұрын

    💀💀💀

  • @scythal

    @scythal

    Жыл бұрын

    Jacostupid Short name: Jac

  • @watermeloons_
    @watermeloons_4 ай бұрын

    i come back to this video every few months, just for the laughs.

  • @GamerOnTheInternet
    @GamerOnTheInternet4 ай бұрын

    the nyooom one was so funny bro i think im gonna start using that word from now on lol

  • @0rphaneye
    @0rphaneye Жыл бұрын

    3:56 I thought he changed "no" to the delivery message and I almost died when you read the response!

  • @Frankie_1908

    @Frankie_1908

    Жыл бұрын

    Same💀

  • @popycorn3005

    @popycorn3005

    Жыл бұрын

    that made me laugh so much

  • @Frankie_1908

    @Frankie_1908

    Жыл бұрын

    Yess😂

  • @huffing_metal

    @huffing_metal

    Жыл бұрын

    SAME omgg

  • @DelawarabadPakistanBusiness

    @DelawarabadPakistanBusiness

    Жыл бұрын

    😅

  • @guidingkeyblade7834
    @guidingkeyblade7834 Жыл бұрын

    4:35 I feel like Matt might've found his calling as an audiobook narrator.

  • @fierytigergaming8112

    @fierytigergaming8112

    Жыл бұрын

    Stately plump Buck Milligan

  • @Aurora_Animates

    @Aurora_Animates

    Жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @TheItalianoAssassino

    @TheItalianoAssassino

    Жыл бұрын

    Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

  • @MistyInTheCloudz

    @MistyInTheCloudz

    7 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@TheItalianoAssassinoA yellow dressinggown Halted, he peered down the winding stairs and called out coarsely: -Come up, Kinch! Come up you fearful

  • @AlwaysCooodooolu6

    @AlwaysCooodooolu6

    5 ай бұрын

    @@MistyInTheCloudzand intoned: -Introibo ad altare Dei.

  • @zarakikon6352
    @zarakikon635210 ай бұрын

    Man, this literally had me 😂😂😂. That was some funny 💩 right there 🤣.

  • @Spoicey
    @Spoicey9 ай бұрын

    Something about hearing matt say nyoom repeatedly made me start crying of laughing

  • @RichConnerGMN

    @RichConnerGMN

    9 ай бұрын

    nice pfp

  • @Spoicey

    @Spoicey

    9 ай бұрын

    @@RichConnerGMN ty

  • @izzlebeanie
    @izzlebeanie Жыл бұрын

    5:30 that poor person was just trying to be supportive 😭🤣

  • @KedamonoEdits

    @KedamonoEdits

    4 ай бұрын

    yup uh huh