First

@Dodanon

2 ай бұрын

First

@kiyu3229

2 ай бұрын

Second

@HabitualThinker

2 ай бұрын

not first

@lunaaaaaaa-i1s

2 ай бұрын

Second-ish

@flamingpaxtsc

2 ай бұрын

No you Wait

Sadly this one was just "second", "third", "hamburger"

@sourpatchkid0232

2 ай бұрын

The KZread comments evolved from kids saying first, to kids saying "here to stop kids from saying first." Like bro, your a kid too.

@Fart_tf2

2 ай бұрын

What is sad about hamburger

@Fart_tf2

2 ай бұрын

Nvm its disgusting

@SorielHDTBers

2 ай бұрын

Not since the accident.

@xilo6830

2 ай бұрын

@@sourpatchkid0232 "fell off"

There is also "First" and "Bro fell off".

@DriftTDS

2 ай бұрын

Only 11 likes in 19 minutes bro fell off

@dogachanunsaldk9115

2 ай бұрын

bro i cant I CANT EVEN

@General_kenobi12

2 ай бұрын

I hate the "bro fell off" spammers. "0 views in 0.7 seconds. Bro fell off"

@FederalBulgeInvestigator

2 ай бұрын

*And honorable mention to those bots that like replying with slurs and those that do "my X is BETTER than [channelName]'s X"*

@BlackTigr

2 ай бұрын

​@@FederalBulgeInvestigator omfg I saw a Jaiden video and like 75% of the comments had replies from that crap! And the same accounts that also talk about abusing animals. Wtf is wrong with these things???

the boing sound effects really help sell this

@KellyBeeSan

2 ай бұрын

Kinda gives you that cartoon atmosphere when a well-structured female enters the scene 😂

@annimemeiro

2 ай бұрын

@@KellyBeeSanEXACTLY

@SkippyZii

Ай бұрын

​@@KellyBeeSan my perspective of a pitch wobbling timpani has changed forever

Hamburger 🌈😎🔥

@stormtendo

2 ай бұрын

Can I has Chezburger?

@WhyIsJupiterInTheFridge

2 ай бұрын

@@stormtendommm Chezburgers

@Wii_Pro_Controller

2 ай бұрын

Pizza🏳😠💧

@thefanmanofmanfan

2 ай бұрын

Cereal 🇦🇱😐🧊

@-Hamza

2 ай бұрын

Sushi 👍👻😇

These bots are crazy

@HellCromeE

2 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once...

@august6760

2 ай бұрын

@@HellCromeEthey locked me in a room…

@randomguyorsmth-jc7sy

2 ай бұрын

@@august6760a rubber room

@superbbirdofparadise2791

2 ай бұрын

a rubber room...

@isacfxd3163

2 ай бұрын

@@superbbirdofparadise2791 a rubber room with rats...

the early western cartoon sfx used when revealing the pfp was what really got me

@Penguinmanereikel

2 ай бұрын

Western Cartoon sfx?

@Blasulz1234

2 ай бұрын

@@Penguinmanereikel they mean the timpani. its indeed a sound effect occaisonally used in old cartoons

@ezeke959

Ай бұрын

It's really the most fitting sound effect

@six_buck_dlc

Ай бұрын

@@Blasulz1234TGATS WHAT ITS CALLED

Thank you for constantly updating your content. Your videos always leave a pleasant impression.🤟🔴🌛

@magicjinn

2 ай бұрын

**boingg**

@noahclaycameron

2 ай бұрын

👙

@Grag235

2 ай бұрын

The nuance and complexity of ideas discussed are thought-provoking, stimulating deeper reflection.😛

@MariBerry

2 ай бұрын

**boingg**

@Niko6464

2 ай бұрын

Keep inspiring your viewers! Your videos are a joy to watch!♀️👌🤫

I’m glad someone is addressing this, even if it is only in satire

@ashleybyrd2015

2 ай бұрын

which part of this is satire it genuinely happens all the time

@_Nonines

2 ай бұрын

​@@ashleybyrd2015 The video is satirical because while addressing a real thing, it is exaggerated for comedic effect. ☝🏾 🤓

@rowboat10

2 ай бұрын

@@_Nonines it isn't exaggerated, though

@_Nonines

2 ай бұрын

@@rowboat10 It most certainly is; per the reveals and sound effects.

@RoosterW

2 ай бұрын

@@rowboat10 it is? the cartoon sounds effects and funny voiceover are comedic exaggerations, alongside the timed reveals.

The nuance and complexity of the top ten dinosauruses series is off the charts

@Badficwriter

Ай бұрын

Clint's Reptiles always delivers

the light soft "ah" for the 🤭 emoji is what got me

thank you for constantly updating your content

@TheAveragePalico

2 ай бұрын

*Boing*

@temshopping

2 ай бұрын

The nuance and complexity of ideas discussed are thought-provoking

@Sonja147

2 ай бұрын

Keep inspiring your viewers!

@Raggy_df

2 ай бұрын

🥰✨💗😛

@Catamations109

2 ай бұрын

*boingg*

The sound design here is on point 🤟👁‍🗨🧨

gotta love the 100% real accounts with funny profiles

Don't forget the fifty comments with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣

@aimtoart2772

2 ай бұрын

If it is related to web animation, expect a load of people who go "WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS BETTER"

@DarkShard5728

25 күн бұрын

​@@aimtoart2772those are bots like the ones in this video and they appear on any video with more than like 5k views or smth

Wow, this video changed my tyres! Thank you for such an inhalational video, it really gives me a new perspective on this camera 📷

The emojis are so youtube doesn't flag the bots for spamming the same message, so they always have a few random emojis at the end

@superbbirdofparadise2791

2 ай бұрын

Is that why? I always wondered about that.

@mammi7699

Ай бұрын

Ahhh now the secret revealed...

It’s always something completely irrelevant to the video like why bother pretending you’re a real person if it’s so obviously fake 💀

@soupisfornoobs4081

2 ай бұрын

So that it's harder to filter out automatically

@chernobyl169

2 ай бұрын

It's so you will click their profile to figure out why. Which you will, because there will be a link in it.

@shapular

2 ай бұрын

And always about Call of Duty for some reason.

@LocalSlasher

Ай бұрын

Pretty much most of them were just copied from somewhere at some point. Probably easier for whoever controls these accounts to automate using a list of phrases. Besides, even when it is relevant it's still copied from someone else in the same comment section. Personally I'd prefer they continue to spout nonsense and give empty generic praise, as sadly far too many people seem completely oblivious otherwise.

@winzyl9546

Ай бұрын

Because no one is pretending, its a bot, its automated.

Thank you for constantly updating your content. Your videos always leave a pleasant impression🤘❤🌛

Of course the butt has a bounce sound effect.

KZread comments be like: Oops! All bots.

@tzarg

2 ай бұрын

*clap*

@survivorofthecurse717

Ай бұрын

It's war between the bots and the Timmies typing first, second, etc We are all doomed when the bots start typing first

Be honest with yourself, YOU are scrolling to see if someone actually imitated it.

@chinsaw2727

2 ай бұрын

I’m trying to find a bot

@pointyorb

22 күн бұрын

Im here to hear people complain about it

Your videos are a joy to watch!♀️👌🤭🙂🫥

@HarvoSpoon

Ай бұрын

[insert obligatory "shut up bot" comments here]

your videos are good, i like the words you said and the topics you brought up, it was indeed very thought provoking

Water

Didn't forget those people spamming the "comment of the month" like "2 views in 0 seconds? Bro feel off"

@MeLoNarXo

2 ай бұрын

21 likes in 1 hour? bro you fell off

@darmandez

2 ай бұрын

@@MeLoNarXo No, YOU fell off!😤

@assassincat4942

2 ай бұрын

I haven't seen the "comment of the month" one, but I have seen so many others that I wish I didn't. Especially from the UTTP spammer group.

@hungryhamster4567

2 ай бұрын

7.7 Billion views 0 seconds? Bro fell off

@MeLoNarXo

2 ай бұрын

@@darmandez nuh uh, how can I fall when I never flied.

Keep going, your videos are such an enjoyable experience! 🙏🤷‍♂️☺️😝 (I am rapidly approaching your location)

@totally_not_a_bot

2 ай бұрын

🔫👀 Stay away pls

@skulisoul

2 ай бұрын

Come faster pls

The nuance and complexity of ideas discussed are thought provoking, stimulating deeper reflection. 😛

Keep inspiring your viewers! Your videos are a joy to watch.

Thank you for constantly updating your content. Your videos always leave a pleasent impression🤘🔴🌛

People are going to have to start playing "human or not" in youtube sections

i have literally reported every single one i see and they keep coming back like hydras

keep on posting! your videos are such an inspiration to all! 😅🎉😶‍🌫️🤤

The pictures shown nicely provided a different view of the situation! 🤠👁🔓

Still better than the spam emails you get sent

Thank you for constantly updating your content. You always leave a pleasant impression. (insert random emojis for no reason)

@TheAgamemnon911

2 ай бұрын

You didn't switch to an Assvatar or a Boobile Picture for this comment, so I'll deduct 2 points.

@LocalSlasher

Ай бұрын

​@@TheAgamemnon911Wow, those are new to me! I'll try adopting them

Thank you for constantly updating your content. Your videos always leave a pleasant impression. 🤟🔴🌛(BOING)

Thanks for the update on your situation: We have been trying to reach you for your car's extended warranty.

This says a lot about the current state of youtube.

The only bot I encounter in a channel I watch frequently is one that says “Nice “(insert title here)” video.” Every. Freaking. Time. It’s annoying as hell! 😤

Sound design for this video is phenomenal

Here's an idea for popular comments, just talk about your favorite food. Who's gonna stop you? The FDA? Just know that Pepperidge Farm will remember...

These bots have gotten worse of late, and I'm not sure reporting them actually makes a difference... We need Batman.

@zeeoh5466

Ай бұрын

the thing is that if a bot account gets banned, they can just make another account for it

He never misses, what a legend

The boing 😭😭😭

thx for posting

Always 1 minute after upload on a 4 hour video

I really was expecting the last one to just say "first" when it obviously was third

the content of this video is well made such a joy.

Your videos a an inspire to watch

Does this comment make my butt look big?

@Minimaglite12

2 ай бұрын

yes’nt’nt’nt

@LocalSlasher

Ай бұрын

omg Jazz Jackrabbit hi!!! big fan

@ddebenedictis

Ай бұрын

No, but the 4500 calories you consume daily make your butt look big.

Those are loyal fans right there

Those _boing_ sound effects are wonderful

I didn't even realise the PFP's until the end 😭😭😭

Outstanding!

Dead Internet Theory in action

The emoji sound work is incredible

"second" "third" "Hamburger 🌈😎🔥"

You could build a whole physical form for the bots with all those different body parts

Never really thought about it, but those comments are actually a really good fit for his content

I remember that one of these comments actually got over 1k likes and was one of the top comments on an 8bitryan video.

I didn't realize what the punch line was until I looked back at my screen

This is an instant classic. The sound for 😛 kills me.

Bro tapped into that Korean market

Jeaney Carrying Thing

@superbbirdofparadise2791

2 ай бұрын

Man Collects Things

'Can we tske a moment to appreciate....'

I swear if this video gets age restricted because of the profiles

Can we please appreciate how much effort went into existing? [CHANNEL NAME] may not be pregnant but they never fail to deliver. Your videos are always so inspiring! it's the boing sfx that turn this from complaining to comedy. I really don't get the end game they're going for with that, who the hell uses KZread and, upon seeing a profile image with cleavage, thinks "ah yes, this must be a channel where I can find more of that"??? it just ain't that type of website pardner. you at _least_ have to go to Twitch for that.

@Badficwriter

Ай бұрын

Pornhub is free. Why go anywhere else?

third one killed me many times. i'm now dead multiple times

Thine videos are most impressive, sir/madam 🔥🌀✌️

Huh... I expected one of them to mention the Throngler!

This is very coincidental timing since just yesterday I started to see these exact comments

I was really confused about this whole thing until I realised the sound effects were for the profile picture

You're probably the first KZreadr I've seen to call these accounts out 😂

It took me a second to look at profile picture and understand you were referring to bot account 😂

Your videos are a joy to watch!♀️👌 🫢🫠

The spiderman hand emoji instead of the metal horns emoji drives me insane everytime.

Not to mention the "❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊" comments

What about: Great content, keep it up!

thanks god i only ever got 2 spam bots

And who can forget the first reply to each comment, all three of which being something along the lines of "Jerry, what the fuck? "

The sound effects 😂

🦀

"X views in X minutes [CHANNEL NAME] really fell off"

@MetaBloxer

2 ай бұрын

Four likes in 10 hours? alemon2367 fell off.

@Pearl_Blossom

Ай бұрын

Most of them don't even have the decency to say the person's name and just call literally everyone "bro" including women

Was thinking its such a wholesome comment til the pfp dropped

and now we wait for the bots to appear like ironic clockwork

KZread needs to do something to put a stop to this

is either this or someone telling you "this video was great to watch !!!!!, i fully enjoyed it 👍 keep up the good work🥰🥰🥰🥰" in 20 minutes video that came out 1 second ago.

then there's always the "only 100k views in 5 hours, bro really fell off"

There's also this person who is simply saying "Hi." with nothing else.

The last one i thought it said "your videos are a job to watch" and i was like "bro that's harsh"

Thank you so much for giving [FUN CONTENT], I hope you will continue to being [!!THE BEST!!] and people will make some *[animations]* showing how awesome [You_are] 👁‍🗨🤖✨

The bots are adapting.

💠 as always.

Yup, this is happening....

Keep inspiring your viewers! 🍑🤘🚀

thanks @TeamKZread

It not subtle or biased, it tasteless and lukewarm 💃🕳💪

Dont forget "I have came here in the least amount of time possible. 😡👾😀"

Keep inspiring your viewers! Your videos are a joy to watch!♀️👌🫢🫠