Don't you just HATE having to constantly buy imported Coronavirus at inflated prices? Why not come on down to C_O_S_T_C_O, for fresh, cheap, locally sourced COVID-19!

@queenoforeos3057

2 ай бұрын

In THIS economy?!

@an0cin

2 ай бұрын

yummy

@Dodanon

2 ай бұрын

Buy one get one free!

@SorielHDTBers

2 ай бұрын

@@queenoforeos3057Perchance.

@N_IRL

2 ай бұрын

I think I'm allergic to COVID-19 because last time I got it I got sick

Of course, KZread marked it as a coronavirus video

@heatshield

2 ай бұрын

The youtube bots that make those decisions are just about as smart as the ones that made the spam/scam that the video covered.

@ionic7777

2 ай бұрын

@AwwwwBerryI think it had something to do with corporations having their videos disliked often, as well as KZread rewind

@dzuchun

2 ай бұрын

sheesh, would've 100% ACCEPT local coronavirus in my corner 😂

@ria5854

2 ай бұрын

And yet everybody says that AI is gonna rule the world

@BaconNuke

2 ай бұрын

@@ionic7777 I find that so funny that KZread made a video that people used *their* feedback system (likes and dislikes) to give feedback.. and they removed dislikes... like... if you can't accept negative feedback why give us the power to use it?

No, I dont think I will accept the local corona virus in my corner.

@MrClickity

2 ай бұрын

I would. Would you rather have the Rona as an ally, or as an enemy?

@TheAgentdp

2 ай бұрын

2020 in a nutshell

@user-ru5vz7sm5z

2 ай бұрын

Even for a -$-1000.00 cash value?

@Anonerak2

2 ай бұрын

Support your local producers man, unless you want tat cheap Chinese Corona virus.

@lumpcrittergravy

2 ай бұрын

Well im glad something is in my corner, I was feeling alone

This feels like deleted Spamton dialogue

@SorielHDTBers

2 ай бұрын

So let it be written, so let it be done.

@hulyaterzi8560

2 ай бұрын

​@@SorielHDTBersAnd then the wolves came...

@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563

2 ай бұрын

​@@SorielHDTBers I'm sent here by the chosen one

@Blockster2649

2 ай бұрын

Plot twist: the person receiving the email was named mike

@arikrex9978

2 ай бұрын

@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 as the prophecy foretold

Holy moly $-1000.00!!! Now I can get out of my crippling gambling debt and accept my local coronavirus!

@mobetdawolf1558

2 ай бұрын

(Little did he know, he was getting himself into more debt, as it actually said -$-1000.00)

@user-bs5ol7du2y

2 ай бұрын

You become homeless wyd

@Propanesucka

2 ай бұрын

Does it could as a double negative?

@user-bs5ol7du2y

2 ай бұрын

@@Propanesucka yes it coulds

@pawelk411

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-bs5ol7du2yi love clouds

didn't know they have Daleks working at Costco now

@darkacadpresenceinblood

2 ай бұрын

oh my god i knew the voice sounded familiar😭😭

@SIS3W3N

2 ай бұрын

Appropriate! AP-PRO-PRI-ATE!

@mollusckscramp4124

2 ай бұрын

I ❤ Daleks

@lays5277

2 ай бұрын

*VACCINATE*

@IrisGalaxis

2 ай бұрын

Accept! Accept! ACCEPT!

0:13 the accent sounds like funni swedish man they turned Joel into a robot

@mullyboats

2 ай бұрын

why is this accurate

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

2 ай бұрын

Immediately what I thought about.

@Jethcon

2 ай бұрын

Funny guostbhustes man robot

@Sotanaht01

2 ай бұрын

The voice sounded more like a South Park character.

@jorvach9874

2 ай бұрын

Am Swedish, can confirm. I've heard people sound like this video when they speak english.

The notification looked so freaky cuz it just said “you have been chosen” and I thought I was about to get raptured or something 😭

@kirtil5177

2 ай бұрын

Congratulations, you are being raptured. Please, do not resist.

@3MB3Rx134

2 ай бұрын

@@kirtil5177 BUT I DONT WANNAAAAA

@gungle2595

2 ай бұрын

God will definitely use a jeaney collects video to announce the rapture

@shytendeakatamanoir9740

2 ай бұрын

​@@gungle2595As written in the Bible.

@3MB3Rx134

2 ай бұрын

@@namelessliberty9869 y

Thanks! I have been chosen!

@SorielHDTBers

2 ай бұрын

There is no escape from destiny.

@chadfkennedy

2 ай бұрын

“He has been chosen! He must go!”

@Anonerak2

2 ай бұрын

You are the chosen one, you will bring balance to the store!

@ThatGenericPyro

2 ай бұрын

*Been* chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers!

@rennoc6478

Ай бұрын

Just as the prophecy foretold

For the last time, i don't care who the IRS sends, i am not paying my taxes!

This is a certified [BIG SHOT] classic!

@aimtoart2772

2 ай бұрын

A REAL [hyperlink blocked] of an offer

@astuteanansi4935

2 ай бұрын

Now's your chance to ACCEPT local [Coronavirus] in your corner!

@FanOfVibriAndClodsire

2 ай бұрын

This is really [Hyperlink Blocked]

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [big shot] vibes

Litterally Spamton G Spamton

It’s so nice of the local coronavirus in my corner to offer me -$1000 for doing a survey

there’s something oddly comforting about the fact that the kind of 90s spam robot email that spamton deltarune was made to parody still exists

"Accept Local Coronavirus In your corner" Just sounds like a threat

@WeirdWimp

Ай бұрын

-AcCEpT iT!-

it kills me everytime i'm reminded that spamton's dialogue is actually accurate

Find single hot coronavirus in your area 🔥 💯

@Anonerak2

2 ай бұрын

1k seems kind of pricey tough.

@rennoc6478

Ай бұрын

In THIS economy

I saw the title and thumbnail and my mind immediately went to "Welcome to Costco 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest urban supermarkets."

@daveson1014

11 күн бұрын

Dude you read my mind!

Spamton activity

Local coronavirus? In my corner?! ACCEPT

@uuytk

Ай бұрын

Coronavirus ? At this time of day, at this time of year, localized entirely within your corner ?

My Hogwarts letter comes by owl and it reads, “You’veBeenChosen…”

Spamton in the costco business

AnOpportunity YOU CANT M-I-S-S

@dusaprukiyathan1613

2 ай бұрын

AnOpportunity That cant miss you

the fact that there is a covid19 info panel linked to this video makes it 100x funnier

Welcome to costco 17! You have chosen or have been chosen to endure our local coronavirus locally sourced from that corner over there

I sense a disturbance in the KR0MER

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining ShortSurveys.

Sincerely, the Zombies

Spamton without the brackets

This looks way too professional for Costco

@TarbosaurusBaatar

2 ай бұрын

I’d buy coronavirus from Costco.

OHGODITSINMYCORNER

not sure i *want* $-1000 cash value..

@abigailn8704

2 ай бұрын

It’s -$-1000 so the double negatives cancel out to become positive :D

@windy8544

2 ай бұрын

it's -$ -1000 so i believe it's -1001$

@IdiotamSpielen

2 ай бұрын

​@@windy8544no. That is a unit. Units are multiplied with the value, not added to it.

The scams old people fall for

@JWQweqOPDH

2 ай бұрын

BTW these scams are purposely dumb and obvious so only the most gullible and unaware people will respond to them. That's so the scammers don't waste their time on someone who won't withdrawal their life savings and smuggle it out of the country. (This isn't to say it's not dangerous to click strange links. There are other types of scams and attacks with different goals such as stealing your data or identity, etc.)

The coronavirus line got me laughing for way longer than I like to admit

no human would just randomly think of "coronavirus" when writing a promotional costco email; therefore, i'm inclined to believe that they gave an ai a fat blunt and let it write this

I would accept. With the local corona virus in my corner, I'd be unstoppable.

You've been chosen- Or chosen, to relocate to one of our finest urban centers-

totally legit

@MX51997

Ай бұрын

stop following me keegamer310

This sounds like an alternative version of how spamton talks

looks like spamton finally got email

What a video to pop into my feed. Right as I'm going to clock out.

Spamton are you feeling okay?

@catalyst539

2 ай бұрын

Spamton wrote it but he didn’t voice it He asked a Dalek to voice it

I kinda wanted +$+1000. I guess they can have it though.

@EGRJ

2 ай бұрын

Money Squared? Finally, an update.

@IdiotamSpielen

2 ай бұрын

​@@EGRJsquared? I get not understanding that the Negative unit being multiplied with the negative value becomes a positive value with a positive unit... but thinking that this singular appearance of the Dollar sign here means square dollars is a new low. Go retake math.

@catalyst539

2 ай бұрын

@@IdiotamSpielen uhhh you know there exists a thing known as joking and sarcasm, don’t you? Go retake conversational skills and humor.

@IdiotamSpielen

2 ай бұрын

@@catalyst539 ah, yes. Hide behind your "joking and sarcasm." Don't ever admit that you forgot basic math for a moment there, right? Seriously I got the joke, I make it all the time when I see a scam E-Mail speaking of "$1.000.000 dollars" But the joke just doesn't work here because it entirely bases itself on something that is not present here.

@EGRJ

2 ай бұрын

@@IdiotamSpielen Many jokes are based on pretending to misunderstand things. Which was the point of mine. I'm actually pretty good with math. Was even in my school's AP class, not that I could or would prove that to some stranger. Also, it's kind of ironic that you're acting so smug and patronizing, and don't even realize I'm a different guy.

Wow? LOCAL Coronavirus?!? What a steal 🎉

Ah yes, Spamton

This sounds like something Spamton G Spamton would say

Excellent choice of background music 😂

I have been *_CHOSEN_*

Your friends trying to convince you to eat the moldy Cheeto in the corner of the room for money:

[Hyperlink Blocked]

Today Jeaney sounds like a South Park character

Best Jeaney voiceover of 2024 so far

I was expecting 'ACCEPT OR DIE' in the end ngl

I am just drunk enough to have fallen for it

Is that the top rated salesman of 1997?

"Coronavirus? In *my* corner?" It's more likely than you think.

I'm glad it's in my corner for once

Who let Spamton get ahold of the email password again

It sounds like Cartman at the end.

Jeaney went Full Spamton on Us.

Feels like spamton's phrases but without the []

This is excellent

Accepts local coronavirus in your corner

I just went to costco, stop reading my mind jeaney

The CDC warning on this video is the cherry on top lmfao.

Wow, very educational. How else would I know about the disease that everybody has dealt with this decade without the robot?

Receiving that notification at 3am was.... something

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

That's me in the corner. - Coronavirus

Robot Borat was not something I knew I needed.

Costco back at it again

The Covid-19 KZread note really threw me off what to expect

Most real email

this sounds like the canadians in south park but somehow just a little different in a way I cant explain

The first part sounds like Kris put Spamton inside a dalek body instead if the NEO body.

I though he will say ACCEPT NOW!! I got scammed

Spam tong irl 🤯🤯🤯

The added comtext for covid made me lose it 😂

Lmao KZread heard you

IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 0.000001 POUNDS, LOCAL CORONAVIRUS!!!!!

-1000? You get to win a bill.

And KZread puts up a COVID-19 Info Block JUST BECAUSE OF THAT WORD. HAHHAHHAHHAAHHHAH

the daleks are resorting to spam main I see

Thanks definitely not Spamton G. Spamton

I would love to, but I have already got plans to be throngled later

When you try TOO hard to get past spam filters.

I am the chosen one… 🛞

The AI's only make drawings with too many fingers, they can't wipe humanity. The AI's:

I wanna be unchosen.

i think we could all do with some coronavirus in our corner rn

Sounds like 80% of the email I get.

accept the local coronavirus in your corner

Imported corona is so bourgeoisie, go for local corona

you are the chosen one

I got this as a recommendation..

An ominous notification to receive

Minus 1000 negative dollars actually works out to positive 1000 dollars

Reminds me of Michael-6

i can't stop repeating "E-xclusive0ffer" 0:13