The Oxygen Disaster first started when trees thought it would be funny to stop breathing

@detmaz

3 ай бұрын

hemlo

@chumnaman5790

3 ай бұрын

hemlo

@Envy-Animations

3 ай бұрын

helmo

@maxlarock8788

3 ай бұрын

helmo

@xxdorya

3 ай бұрын

hemlo?

I will leave my suicidal tendencies behind, if it means finding out what the number 1 dinosaurusus is.

@xxdorya

3 ай бұрын

Reasons to live : 1. to make your parents proud 2. to conquer your fears 3. to see your family again 4. to see your favourite artist live 5. to listen to music again 6. to experience a new culture 7. to make new friends 8. to inspire 9. to have your own children 10. to adopt your own pet 11. to make yourself proud 12. to meet your idols 13. to laugh until you cry 14. to feel tears of happiness 15. to eat your favourite food 16. to see your siblings grow 17. to pass school 18. to get tattoo 19. to smile until your cheeks hurt 20. to meet your internet friends 21. to find someone who loves you like you deserve 22. to eat ice cream on a hot day 23. to drink hot chocolate on a cold day 24. to see untouched snow in the morning 25. to see a sunset that sets the sky on fire 26. to see stars light up the sky 27. to read a book that changes your life 28. to see the flowers in the spring 29. to see the leaves change from green to brown 30. to travel abroad 31. to learn a new language 32. to learn to draw 33. to tell others your story in the hopes of helping them 34. Puppy kisses. 35. Baby kisses (the open mouthed kind when they smack their lips on your cheek). 36. Swear words and the release you feel when you say them. 37. Trampolines. 38. Ice cream. 39. Stargazing. 40. Cloud watching. 41. Taking a shower and then sleeping in clean sheets. 42. Receiving thoughtful gifts. 43. “I saw this and thought of you." 44. The feeling you get when someone you love says, “I love you." 45. The relief you feel after crying. 46. Sunshine. 47. The feeling you get when someone is listening to you/giving you their full attention. 48. Your future wedding. 49. Your favorite candy bar. 50. New clothes. 51. Witty puns. 52. Really good bread. 53. Holding your child in your arms for the first time. 54. Completing a milestone (aka going to college, graduating college, getting married, getting your dream job.) 55. The kind of dreams where you wake up and can’t stop smiling. 56. The smell before and after it rains 57. The sound of rain against a rooftop. 58. The feeling you get when you’re dancing. 59. The person (or people) that mean the most to you. Stay alive for them. 60. Trying out new recipes. 61. The feeling you get when your favorite song comes on the radio. 62. The rush you get when you step onto a stage. 63. You have to share your voice and talents and knowledge with the world because they are so valuable. 64.Breakfast in bed. 65. Getting a middle seat in the movie theater. 66. Breakfast for dinner (because it’s so much better at night than in the morning). 67. Pray (if you are religious) 68. Forgiveness. 69. Water balloon fights. 70. New books by your favorite authors. 71. Fireflies. 72. Birthdays. 73. Realizing that someone loves you. 74. Spending the day with someone you love 85. Being wrapped up in a warm bed. 86. Someone’s skin against yours. 87. Holding hands. 88. The kind of hugs when you can feel a weight being lifted off your shoulders. The kind of hug where your breath syncs with the other person’s, and you feel like the only two people in the world. 89. Singing off key with your best friends. 90. Road trips. 91. Spontaneous adventures. 92. The feeling of sand beneath your toes. 93. The feeling when the first ocean wave rolls up and envelops your toes and ankles and knees. 94. Thunderstorms. 95. Your first (or hundredth) trip to Disneyland. 96. The taste of your favorite food. 97. The child-like feeling you get on Christmas morning. 98. The day when everything finally goes your way. 99. Compliments and praise. 100. to look on this moment in 10 years time and realise you did it. 101. Find out what the number one dinosauruses is gonna be. Listen we all go through tough times and if you find yourself in a situation that you feel like you are going to harm yourself please reach out, Always remember that there will always be kind and compassonate people to have your back and lend an ear I love all of you, please take care of yourselves

@SolidSnakeFromMetalGear

3 ай бұрын

​@@xxdorya 101. To find out what is the number 1 dinosauruseraur

@diamondmemer9754

3 ай бұрын

Suicide rates drop to zero

@matt92hun

3 ай бұрын

Kookaburras, obviously.

@nito8066

3 ай бұрын

@@xxdorya also finding out what are the dinosaurs

I love how there's no indication that the author is pronouncing the "p", but Jeaney still knows.

@Dr.Death8520

3 ай бұрын

He just k-nows it should be pronounced

@filval387

3 ай бұрын

@@Dr.Death8520 Did you write it like that so that our brains would read it as "kuh-nose"?

@cindyzhaoyingzi8719

3 ай бұрын

@@filval387 I think you mean w-rite

@DimaMuskind

3 ай бұрын

Wait, so in correct pronounciation, P is silent? English pronounciation makes no sense 😅

@dohinator4092

3 ай бұрын

@@DimaMuskind We know but it's unfortunately too late to change it. For future reference, look out for silent P's, T's, E's, K's, G's, W's... y'know what nevermind. Here's a tip, look up the etymology of any terms you struggle with pronouncing. It lowkey helps you internalize prefixes and will also give you the names of whichever empire(s) to blame for your suffering

What I love most is that the oxygen disaster is an _actual thing_ , like it actually happened in a very, very different context. This is such an educated shitpost

@Sepi-chu_loves_moths

3 ай бұрын

They definitely reference real stuff but completely wrong, like how they put the number 9 dinosaur between the ice age and the ediacaran

@OmnipotentNoodle

3 ай бұрын

Also the fact that they specifically chose a creature that is explicitly *not* a dinosaur. They're pterosaurs. A shitpost this _precisely_ incorrect could only result as a matter of surgical wit from somebody who knows a _lot_ about paleontology

@LordCrate-du8zm

3 ай бұрын

@@OmnipotentNoodle Just like how "STOP DOING MATH" was made by mathematicians.

@theangrysuchomimus5163

3 ай бұрын

@@OmnipotentNoodle A lot of people think pterosaurs, basal synapsids and marine reptiles are dinosaurs

@thezackast2752

3 ай бұрын

​@@OmnipotentNoodle they also chose dimetrodon so

I thought the Pterodactyl was only half Bat, that's why it has a P and not a B

@e12bl13

3 ай бұрын

I feel like I just got secondhand high from reading this

@calebd3947

3 ай бұрын

wouldnt it have to be "small D"terodactyl then

@nightsong81

3 ай бұрын

Because if it was full Bat it would be a Bterodactyl (pronounced "Bear-o-dactyl") and would actually be a flying Bear. On the ground, because flying wasn't invented yet.

They also forgot to mention that gravity is fictional, invented by the sci-fi author, Albert Finklestein, and that without gravity, flight would not be possible.

@d1nodray

3 ай бұрын

Man that stupid apple had to fall

i remember seeing this illustration. inaccurate but i still loved it. i now have it in a folder as inspiration for a story im working on

@fantasycreature123

3 ай бұрын

I wonder what the story is about, to have such a wild source of inspiration 😂 Well, to be fair, we writers get inspiration from the strangest places. I once got an idea for (a completely unrelated) short story from the name of a shop I saw. I think it was a small restuarant, called... Roadside Romance.

'900 million year reign' damnn pterry, looks like you've been there before any form of multicellular life! So cool, would love to meet you someday

Each of these videos has the "It came to me in a dream" energy, and the pronounced "p" only adds to it.

I remember the oxygen disaster Shit was so wild, the T rex started babysitting the iguanodons

@Sepi-chu_loves_moths

3 ай бұрын

The anomalocradont, a type of shrimp, also got significantly smaller so they could sink better

12 seconds ago is completely reasonable and not at all crazy

@JTripp999

3 ай бұрын

Real

The more I learn about the world of the Dinosauruses, the more I understand why they no longer exist

The airplane being discovered in 1998 really adds a lot of new context to 9/11 only three years later…

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

3 ай бұрын

What hath technology WROUGHT?!

The grim reaper recently came to me and told me that my time has come, but I asked if he could wait so I can find out what the #1 dinosaurusus is, he seems chill and also wants to know what the #1 dinosaurusus is.

My immediate reaction to the bit about the Oxygen Disaster was, "Well, yes, but actually no."

My favourite part is the fact that the "Oxygen disaster" almost describes a real thing that happened.

I’m learning so much from these 100% accurate dinosauruses videos.

@tncorgi92

4 күн бұрын

I'd like to see a kid turn in all these factoids as part of a school assignment on dinosaurs. His teacher would be tearing their hair out.

I was prepared to "Um, actually" in regards to pterodactyls not even being dinosaurs in the first place, but that's the least factually incorrect thing here.

@quickestscoped7603

3 ай бұрын

you're gonna like the higher up entries on this

A valid choice for number 8 I wonder what other dinosauruses will be featured in this list

@liamwalsh4008

3 ай бұрын

Your mum.

@that_nerdy_hylian

3 ай бұрын

Earl Sinclair

This is honestly becoming my favorite series on KZread.

I'm learning so much with these. Truly a master piece in paleontology and biology.

I like the concept of pterodactyls just falling from the sky. Doubt they liked it as much as I did

this is myy personal favorite dinasaurasor, if only the stone age didn't make it fall immediately regardless how much air was there

These videos of "dinosaurs" are going to start my villan arc I swear _AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH_

oh man i love dinasorauseses so much keep posting these COOL FACTS

I love that this is a continuing series!

Missed the chance to call it a 900 million year "rain" of the pterodactyl

I hope that once it reaches number one, it’ll keep going to zero and then -1 and then -2 and just never end.

Another episode of my favorite show

Yes, falling pterodactyls could be scary, but imagine if quetzalcoatluses (Quetzalcoatli?) stopped flying, everything would be well and truly smushed

@Sepi-chu_loves_moths

3 ай бұрын

Fortunately they could avoid it because the quetzalcoatlus fell slowly due to the oxygen crisis

@deadlydingus1138

3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: There was actually a debate on whether they could even fly at all.

This is just the next 2 week of this channel

Oh, the oxygen disaster, I remember that... Good times

I love this series

I appreciate your correct pronunciation of pterodactyl.

I am invested in this tier list

Oxygen sure is a powerful drug.

I love how they sometimes cut on important historic and geological events but its just completely wrong😂

We need to send all of these to Your dinosaurs are wrong. I want to see him go through every single inaccuracy in order and great depth. It will be grand. Like the lord of the rings extended super director’s cut. About your dinosaurs, and why they are wrong.

His genius is terrifying....

I learn so much on dinosauruses.

Love this one! Pterodactyl is short form for Pterodactylus, though most people use it to refer to any flying reptile(formally known as Pterosaurs). All of them could certainly fly, most of them quite well. Pterosaurs were around roughly the same time as the dinosaurs(though they're not the same!), and ruled the skies for around 200 million years, ending when a massive asteroid struck the earth 66 million years ago. The Oxygen Disaster(aka the Great Oxidation Event) occured around 2.4 billion years ago, before complex life- and was actual a disaster because MORE oxygen appeared. Most life at this time was used to a different atmosphere, and expelled oxygen as a byproduct of them producing energy. Eventually so much oxygen became present in the atmosphere that it killed most life, the guys that couldn't breathe it. All life today is descended from those that could take in oxygen, Pterodactyls included!

@chrisgaming9567

3 ай бұрын

I kind of assumed "Oxygen Disaster" was a reference to the fall of Oxygen levels at the end of the Carboniferous/start of the Permian.

Some say all dinosaurs went extinct. Not true! As a fact, I present to you: the thesaurus

@ivanlol7153

3 ай бұрын

and ya know..birds

@Karnelime

3 ай бұрын

@@ivanlol7153 those are government drones

Oh boy, I hope Dinosaurus makes it onto the list.

Omg they were just falling super slow

It was a terrible day when the mighty Pterodactyl realized that he violated the laws of physics, and suddenly lost his ability to fly.

Extinction is very, very mysterious.

FINALLY somebody pronounced Pterodactyl right! They're my favourite dinosauruses and thir reign of terror despite their partial inability to fly is worth far more attention from the dinosaurusologists. Definitely the most underrated dinosaurus of all times. I just wish Obama existed during their times to have invented flying.

It was so nice for a dinosaurus to marry a bat

We all learned something today

I think I lost my degrees just watching this

My skin is crawling

I love the fact that he pronounces the P

The oxygen disaster... Let us never forget 😔

@ShoeLobster45

3 ай бұрын

the great oxidation event was a very real thing that happened and most of life died

I can feel my brain cells committing mass seppuku

Well now we know Gravity > Dinos

damm... i was hoping for another number 9

This dinosaur sounds like it's frying chicken whenever it goes to the bathroom.

Peak content

Saw the title and said to myself he's gonna pernounce the silent P isnt he. I was not disappointed.

This makes no sense and so much sense at the same time. I'm stuck

I like how the title caption says “Pteradactyl” then all other spellings are “Pterodactyl”

I wonder what 69 would look like,a t rex with a spinausaurus fusionning thinking they are the best but have no spine maybe?that one dolphin realising that water doesn’t necessarily stop the meteor?endless possibilities

This dinosaur also can't piss, or something.

yes

I hope the next video is marked as 4 and the one after is 9 again

gotta love the Polish Subtitles

MY HEART MY LUNGS MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gopus topis

Shoutout to Obama for inventing flight, really did us a solid with that one

THIS IS NO 7!

Pterodactyl bros!

Ah, another dinosauruses that isn't actually a dinosaur.

The economy was much better before the oxygen disaster.

You’re wrong about the flying part, it was actually invented in 1984 by Redbull, as they invented wings.

Next level AI stuff

I love Terodactyl

@noahbanana7526

3 ай бұрын

It’s spelt Pterodactyl

@noahbanana7526

3 ай бұрын

@noahbanana7526 I’m so sorry

There's no I in team but there's three in triple homicide

craazy

@Envy-Animations

3 ай бұрын

@@Therealcordelius0183what content

@IvanTheTerrifying

3 ай бұрын

​@@Envy-Animationsbest not to interact with the troll bots, report spam and walk away

@SunshowerWonderlab

3 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once.

@Sepi-chu_loves_moths

3 ай бұрын

They put me in a room. A rubber room.

@detmaz

3 ай бұрын

@@Sepi-chu_loves_moths tf?

Next up: number 9

Les goo

Peter O'Dactyl, irishman.

RAT BIRD

Bro doesn't realize that pterodactyl isn't a dinosaurus, but a pterosaur

The No1 pterodactyl is DEFINATELY Fang/lucy from Snoot Game

This is all true, don't look it up.

Do not speak of the oxygen disaster

History students 1,000 years from now: Who invented the airplane: A: The wright brothers B: Boeing C: Warner brothers D: Obama ✅

You got one of the facts wrong fellow dinosaurologist, they didn't fell because Issac Newton haven eaten apples yet, so he couldn't possibly invent gravity.

Misinformation, the pterodactyl was a bird

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Find me one correct fact in this

He forgot to mention that the last pterodactyl didnt hit the ground, it hit a building 3 years after Obama discovered airplanes

@chrisgaming9567

3 ай бұрын

Still more realistic than the official story

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There is literally nothing right in this video except for the first four words and the four words before the last four words.

This is the average Twitter post.

Not at all true. They regularly have to land to take a leak behind the bushes. (they're shy and don't want to be seen like that) The last Pterodactyl died when a Stegosaurus inadvertently stepped on it. Because the P is silent.

Nobody is saying anything about how it’s actually pronounced puhterrordactal.

This is incorrect. The actual reason it took so long to fall back then is because gravity had not yet been invented by Isaac Newton.

Ah, but the Pterodactyl does not make for a good dance partner.

And that, folks, is why you should never marry a bat