“True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about houses, windows, and what makes the car go.” ― Socrates

@queenoforeos3057

28 күн бұрын

Not Since the Accident.

@MysticLGD

28 күн бұрын

Lol

@ploshthacatMC_btd

28 күн бұрын

How is this 30 minutes ago

@CyanRooper

27 күн бұрын

In this economy?

@lemmymachine1060

27 күн бұрын

this comment was made longer ago than the video!! video: 14 minutes ago! comment: 44 minutes! what!

Me, running into the lecture hall carrying a sheet of plexi-glass on rollerskates: "BEHOLD, A CAR!"

@femboynation

28 күн бұрын

DIOGENES REFERENCE?!

@thegoodmudkip3652

27 күн бұрын

Get outta here, Diogenes

@CyanRooper

27 күн бұрын

"Smell ya later, deliberator."

@knorke3549

27 күн бұрын

This guy gets it

@JohnnyGuiltyMan

27 күн бұрын

You need to be stopped

Cars have horns and can move, but houses don't have horns and can't move, so I hypothesize that horns make cars move.

@metalclawsteelheart

28 күн бұрын

But houses DO have horns, they're just called doorbells

@Connor_McKinnon

28 күн бұрын

​@@metalclawsteelheart Hmm, an interesting idea. Perhaps this needs more research...

@plagueman049

28 күн бұрын

But what if I mount horns upon my mantle?

@dickygushy

27 күн бұрын

*presents a clown nose* BEHOLD! A CAR!

@dickygushy

27 күн бұрын

*presents a clown nose* Behold! A car!

"Cargo space?" "Car no do that, car go road!"

@Mediocre_Soup

27 күн бұрын

car go family

@andersasblom6452

27 күн бұрын

@@Mediocre_Soup car go cult

@RandomGS

27 күн бұрын

Car go home

@kylaxial

27 күн бұрын

@@RandomGS🏠⬅️🚙

@cffex3858

27 күн бұрын

Car go single pregnant mother with 3 kids.

Both have doors as well, so that's another thing eliminated

@Paul_Bedford

27 күн бұрын

They both also have roofs, so that's out.

@noahclaycameron

27 күн бұрын

My house has cupholders

@J.M828

27 күн бұрын

@@noahclaycameron a car has some too.

@whaledubbz1411

27 күн бұрын

Windshield wipers, perhaps?

@lonestarr1490

27 күн бұрын

​@@whaledubbz1411 Nah, I do have some wipers in my house, albeit not attached to the windows. I'm thinking new car smell. I certainly never had that in my house.

"Cars have engines and can move. Diesel Generators have engines and can't move. So it's not the engines that make the car go, it's something else entirely"

@dmitriyrasskazov8858

27 күн бұрын

Must be wheels.

@eric_moore-6126

27 күн бұрын

​@@dmitriyrasskazov8858but the Hoover Dam has wheels and can't move. 🤔

@dantgc8005

27 күн бұрын

Is it the doors?

@nathanwilbrink2444

27 күн бұрын

​@@dmitriyrasskazov8858Cars have wheels and can move but horses don't have wheels and they can also move so i hypothisize that it is not the wheels that make the car move

@agiar2000

27 күн бұрын

Truly brilliant.

Diogenes crashing through the wall of the discussion hall in a mobile home

@countryboy1635

27 күн бұрын

Behold! A van!

@marcelplch8725

16 күн бұрын

I always thought he would just appear doing a... ... A BARREL ROLL *ba dum tss*

my computer.... is a house. my laptop..... is a car

@gastonzabala8477

20 күн бұрын

do they have windows?

@almond_22

20 күн бұрын

​@@gastonzabala8477the nwere models have a whopping eleven, actually. sounds like too much Windows for me but you know how it is with these modern designers

@ashiqn2003

19 күн бұрын

This pun killed me

Windows can make cargo if you put them in a box.

@Hungary_0987

27 күн бұрын

Funny ..

@westtxtapper

27 күн бұрын

Well done!

@theoryofunrelativity

27 күн бұрын

@@blueredingreen what of escargo...t

@Gillsing

26 күн бұрын

Snails defy the assumption that houses can't move.

I believe it may be the dishwasher preventing movement, though more testing will be required

@blank_3768

27 күн бұрын

hmm. one must extract the essence of the dish washer to confirm this. i propose we could burn the dishwasher and compare the vapors relinquished to that of a burning car.

@theoryofunrelativity

27 күн бұрын

if you leave the rod in the clothes washer after delivery, the drum will not "go". maybe the dishwasher is the rod for the house...

@peacrab

27 күн бұрын

No. I have been in several houses without dishwashers and not one had the ability to move. I dont think its anything in a house stopping movement. Ive been in several empty houses with not even any lights/switches, completely empty, but yet again none of them could move.

@blank_3768

27 күн бұрын

@@peacrab it must be the bricks and cement. it is the essence of earth is it not? and do mountains move on their own? i thought not

@kuba.504

27 күн бұрын

As someone who doesn't have a dishwasher, I must disagree, as my house isn't moving even without it

Car go vroom vroom, house do not. Conclusion: Vroom Vroom equals movement.

@solalabell9674

27 күн бұрын

I mean… yeah the engine is why the car moves that and wheels

@turkdeadpool3414

27 күн бұрын

But a generator goes vroom vroom too therefore vroom vroom does not equal movement

@Pizhdak

27 күн бұрын

That's not a conclusion, since it doesn't follow from what you've said before 🤓

@bobing1752

27 күн бұрын

But when I go vroom vroom I don't move... unless I do?

@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo

27 күн бұрын

We are getting somewhere, it must be some noise making instrument in the car

i believe the correct conclusion is we should look into something else that makes the car go, such as the trunk door.

@alexcote1rocks

28 күн бұрын

No couldn't be that houses have garage doors that work analogously

@tierghan5433

27 күн бұрын

Counter point: trucks. Some don't have tunk doors for their beds. Unless trucks are not cars.

@killtie15

27 күн бұрын

I think what makes the car go, is the innate stubbornness as in the heroes of old, to not just resist the wind of life but to push against it. Thus, it pushes against the air flow and moves forward to great destinations. Or gets a flat tire. As the Moirai would weave, so they would.

but planes, trains, and boats also have windows.... maybe the houses are just dumb...

@solalabell9674

27 күн бұрын

Also what Greek philosophy is like

@zani2693

27 күн бұрын

not all boats have windows

@paulytheking7365

27 күн бұрын

@@zani2693 and not all cars

@nito8066

27 күн бұрын

no maybe houses are smart as you see trains cars and boats have to go miles everyday without a break but a house can just stay there and take a nap

@MollyHJohns

24 күн бұрын

This thread makes these objects feel like pets for some reasons 😂

GUYS, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!!!

Next: pears are green, and are round, grass is green, but isn't round

@theRPGmaster

27 күн бұрын

So it's not the green color that makes things round, it must be something else entirely.

@pikminfan6778

25 күн бұрын

@@theRPGmaster This is what Ancient Greek philosophy is like.

@ColinIngus1

21 күн бұрын

Tennis balls / peas / watermelons are green and round. Maybe grass needs to just f*** off, the colour stealing impostor

@ChairmanMaow

15 күн бұрын

Wrong cactus 🌵 can be round

Everyone asks how the car goes, but nobody asks why does the car go.

@nito8066

27 күн бұрын

is it by the command or just by free will that alings with our commands or is it pure randomnes

@spl420

26 күн бұрын

Because cargo space?

@ZeMeatMuncher

25 күн бұрын

@@spl420 Car no do dat. Car go road.

That's a pretty bold a assumption! Car windows and house windows clearly have a fundamentally different nature, and it is entirely possible that while ~house windows~ don't give an object the ability to move on their own, ~car windows~ very well might be able to give objects the ability to move. You can't just assume similar attributes based on a vaguely similar essence of an entity.

@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo

27 күн бұрын

I have removed windows from both my house and car, people don’t like that and I was chased by people with flashing lights, the car can move without windows

@mitchjohnson4714

23 күн бұрын

​@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yofor science!

"Houses can't move" Spoken like somebody that's never been to Florida 🌀🐊

@tengentoppagurrenlmao5907

24 күн бұрын

Did yo house grows lefs or sumthin?

My computer has Windows _and_ motors, but it doesn’t move either. Fascinating.

All of your houses are in perpetual motion along with the planet they're situated on, so I wouldn't be ruling out the window hypothesis just yet

"It's something else entirely", Dumbeldore said calmly.

Greek philosophers when meeting someone handicapped: "He have leg but no move, therefor we not move by leg"

One must postulate a third thing which is not shared by cars and houses, like airbags.

@mitchjohnson4714

23 күн бұрын

This is why zeppelins go.

Perchance the car goes beep beep.

@CyanRooper

27 күн бұрын

You can't just say perchance.

@Trzmmq

27 күн бұрын

I think it goes vroom vroom instead.Perchance​@@CyanRooper

@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo

27 күн бұрын

@@CyanRoopernot since the accident

@gustavoadolfobecquer4897

27 күн бұрын

In this economy!?

As a car i can confirm that it is not the windows that make me move

@wrath4452

28 күн бұрын

Wait a minute... That's not a car, it's a DINOSAUR.

@UnknownIdiot

28 күн бұрын

​@@wrath4452great observation

@ZaidBaissa

28 күн бұрын

but what if the windows are a necessary part of the movement of the car, but there is another part necessary that the houses dont have ?

@CyanRooper

27 күн бұрын

Are you Lightning McQueen, the legendary racer who won 5 Piston Cups?

@Pyonner

27 күн бұрын

​@@wrath4452 both can move, what makes them different?

this feels like a philomena cunk quote

Deep thoughts. Deep thoughts with Jeaney Collects

@Kibannn

27 күн бұрын

ah yes, deep thoughts with markuplr. ygs 100 my beloved

Alternative conclusion: only car windows can make an object move, while house windows cannot. If a house has car windows it would be able to move.

@DrewFilms05

25 күн бұрын

So if I rip a door off of a car, would the door be able to move on its own?

Windows makes pc go.

@presauced

26 күн бұрын

Pc makes windows go.

its kinda funny how we all just came here together to have a pshilosophy sesion about what makes cars move that houses dont have

So many of this person’s videos are perfect to be sent to siblings without context, which is exactly what I’m doing right now

trailers: Ima bout to ruin this whole man's career

Cars have people inside and can move, but houses have people inside and cant move, so I suspect that’s normal related either

Bursting into the lecture hall with a hard drive: Behold, a house!

Cars do have headlights which houses don’t have, but I feel like that can’t be it because houses tend to have lights in them aswell.

Everything that man said was 100% factual.

@Ben_19M

26 күн бұрын

no yeah

bro is the thinker

@nito8066

27 күн бұрын

shut up kid this is a sierous disccusion

As a non native english speaker, there was one time I mentioned "front car window" instead of "windshield".

It can't be wheels which make the car move, because cabinets inside of the house rely on wheels to operate. However, cabinets move, but only in a fixed position. So wheels make the cars doors open!

It's the car's cargo, that makes the car go.

You can live in a car but you can't race a house.

Unironically this is the smartest quote made by a "Twitter for iPhone" that I've ever seen.

This is why philosophers are unemployed

@marcinjankowski4432

3 күн бұрын

They are not.

to reach the truth, one must be open to all possibilities.

“Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died.”

Eagles have wings, and they can fly. Chickens have wings, and they can't fly. So it's not the wings that make the eagle fly, it's something else entirely.

*_*Looking directly at Thales who appears to be holding his water quill and water scroll_**

Clearly it’s the steering wheel that makes the car move. Every object that has a steering wheel can move, meaning *that* must be the key component

This has the same energy as “well, there’s air in this room how come this room ain’t bouncin”

Exercise bikes have wheels and can't go, so it's not the wheels that make the car go, it's something else entirely.

A penguin was having his car repaired and while he was waiting he finished an ice cream cone. The mechanic said it looks like you blew a seal… and the penguin said no it’s ice cream.

Bro's one google search away from having his mind blown

I got distracted with the fact that he could've made puns related to cargo and enTIREly

Cars have android, not windows

That ‘something else’ is the car’s engine and wheels

@nito8066

27 күн бұрын

no its our will

With one, drunk, slavic man like me, everything can go. Windows or not. SOME BUILDING MACHINES AND VODKA AND EVEN THE HOUSE CAN

And one day a car and a house had a miraculous marriage and thus the house that can move was born. Behold, the camper van 🎉

I present to you: the mobile home.

How did i not know this before...

The revelation this man had after a hangover

saw my computer move the other day. gotta install linux now

I work in IT, this is my entire job

If cars have windown, then crowdstrike took a toll on them

My house has a generator, and can’t move. Therefore; it is not the generator that moves the car.

0:17 Sophists philosophy

cant wait to see the look on this guys face when he sees a car with windows that cannot move

This screenshot was taken on a OnePlus phone

It can also be argued that windows might move but houses have something that stops it from moving

I think it’s the headlights producing negative thrust. Lights in a house just pull the house down and simulate “gravity.”

It's a combination of windows and windshield wipers. You need both to be able to move.

Diogenes pulling up with his mobile-home: I heard you was talking shit?

Houses have running water and can’t move, while cars don’t have running water and can move, so I posit that it’s not something that make cars move, but that running water makes houses not move. This can be seen in RV’s and mobile homes, as they can move, but not when hooked up to running water

ive seen houses move before

This got me thinking about what thing it is that makes the car move. Its the kenetic energy. If you applied the same kinetic energy to a house it would also move even without any engines, wheels, or transmission. All those components do is harness and control the release of the kinetic energy

Computers have Windows, too. They don't go anywhere physically, but they can take you to virtual worlds and allow you to communicate with anyone via the information superhighway.

Humans have brains, did his just leave?

@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo

27 күн бұрын

It can’t be the brains, I gave my house a brain and it didn’t move

Thank you for this wisdom bomb.

Maybe it's doors?

Boats have linux

Upon further analysis, it has been observed that houses usually have adolescent houses nearby known as "ga-ra-ges". I propose to you that the reason houses do not move is because they must stay and tend to their young.

“You actually save more gas with windows. In car all windows down increase drag decrease gas mileage” -Gascar Windowns

Wait til this guy hears about the internal combustion engine

. . . 😂 it's the kidnapper vans ya gotta worry about with them windows. 😂😂😂

I read that as "cats have windows" and got so fucking confused.

@fingerknight27

27 күн бұрын

"This model has a great view of the pancreas."

"Actuawwy, cars are running QNX RTOS on their board computers!" 🤓☝️

I love how that's not even a valid syllogism

Ouu yeah? then tell me what is more of, wheels or doors, tough guy.

Rolls up in an RV *BEHOLD, A VAN*

bikes have bars, but you can't drink and drive.

I didn't even realize cars had windows til now holy crap mind blowing

Wait until this guy finds out about tiny houses built on trailers.

He used the scientific method correctly. There is no need to argue.

i saw the thumbnail for this that was much lower res, so i thought that said "cats have windows" and assumed it would be about cats being mentally insane

my car doesnt have windows, it has linux

Let's show him an RV and watch his mind be blown away.

Car can store up to 7 wheels, House can store up to wheeels. So wheels are wheeels.

albert got nothin on this genius

That twitter post is a pun, and most people never noticed it

I assume my hypothesis will be amazing... or something...

people living in cars: home-mobile