Sucks that character in particular was used by the DM... Not every DMNPC is like this, but if I had a nickle for every time an DND DM acted corruptly? I'd have hundreds of hundred thousands of nickles; which is actually a lot, and it's weird it happens so often, seemingly regardless if the DM's a furry or antifur or neutral.
@Conner_Gaming8 сағат бұрын
Donald duck been getting... A little too silly.
@Someone_ExistsVtuber10 сағат бұрын
OBJECTION! Happy is a good song, cancel me
@samprice159810 сағат бұрын
Do you really need to recap the story we JUST heard in order to provide a critique?
@RQS32111 сағат бұрын
An Archfay instantly killing a PC is a bit of a mercy compared to what they -could- potentially do.. Depends on if they'd be okay with the other kind of things they could do to them.. Killing them outright will feel bad, but what other horrors could be inflicted could have been a more interesting direction.
@djbigs105512 сағат бұрын
It's weird how all the stuff the dad was doing is very specifically the things je was doing in character
@peterquynce434314 сағат бұрын
To the GM with a pirate- can’t you work the pirate into the plot? Instead of “porting” have characters need to sail to places, add a few opportunities for plunder. Add a cool pirate treasure to the payoff for following the plot- or the chance to get Privateer papers so they can attack other country’s ships without legal problems. I think you have a bored player who instead of complaining came up with an idea- letting your players add to and guide parts of the story will make a better game .
@tree_alone19 сағат бұрын
come sout as? like... do you come out as a trekkie or whovian? furries are specifally furry fans, or to go even older, funny animal fans. the funny animal fandom has its roots in the 80s with adjacency to trek, comic book, and scifi conventions.
@seleckt660023 сағат бұрын
"I cast animate dead, causing fungal spores to invest the corpse, gaining control over it like a puppet" "Because it's a fungus it dies if it takes fire damage" "I change the spell. It now just raises dead RAW." Congrats. You killed some free flavor and worldbuilding for no reason.
@Darkman9000Күн бұрын
First it was weird pregnancy fetish stuff, now the mfers are doing drugs? What's next, D&D while the DM/That guy player robs a friggin bank?😂
@TheRPGNerdКүн бұрын
bruh, i felt bad for asking to play a half-kenku (half human, half kenku, with an appearance similar to a harpy in that his arms are feathery and his hands are talons, same for legs, you get the gist) i wouldnt even THINK about asking for custom everything.
@darknessorc2484Күн бұрын
Happy Birthday mate :)
@sparrowfox6943Күн бұрын
On behalf of all Fate fans, I'd like to apologize for this dm's stupid decision to use Gilgamesh as a dmpc
@RyuTama42Күн бұрын
To be honest, I’m not 100% against the first DM. He was thorough, had a full-on interview process to ensure everything involved would be expected and ok with whatever players were to join. Sure, it’s iffy as fuck to almost guarantee women get raped in-game while men never do, I can really only see women with rape/domination fantasies being willing to play, but that’s the point. No kink-shaming, but it really seems like that’s the only demographic that would be genuinely interested in his premise. Which, if it works with everyone else involved, go for it. Rather have it remain a fantasy than letting them indulge (using that term insanely loosely) in the real thing. Both the men and women.
@ScarletAxetiaКүн бұрын
The bugbear made me laugh reading about it, it could work and thats hilarious what a troll... but yeah, every session and no solution and even stealing players' belongings is CRAZY 😭
@ScarletAxetiaКүн бұрын
Bruh who hurt him
@RSJ420Күн бұрын
Why would you let your gusts stay in your house unattended like that for what 2 days/ nights your asking and inviting bad things to happen to your house they are lucky that they only left a mess and phucked in their bed so much worse could have happened.
@RSJ420Күн бұрын
I myself play neverwinter on consoles. I never have played ttdnd I am interested to try ttdnd but I am not interested in changing my irl voice and talking in a first person perspective like as if I was actually talking as my character because I have bad and anxiety and wanting to play with those that do role play like that. Is there a way for me to do such a thing without being sounding or acting like an @$$. I know some of the basics such as dont bring in game bs into the real world as well as no loan wolf edge lord murmur hobo crap. Ps new fan of dnd doge have been watching for a month or 2 and the more I watch the more I am interested playing ttdnd despite the horror stories and my lack of knowledge when it comes to the game.
@destroyerinazuma96Күн бұрын
Nipsy be chilling.
Күн бұрын
I wonder if whomever made that game running in the background have licensed the graphics from sun soft or if they're just banking on nobody recognizing it from the NES version of Batman? ;-)
@jeydomo2 күн бұрын
The moment I hear "X is unrealistic" I laugh in Fantasy story telling gaming.
@M_Alexander2 күн бұрын
I run a game for four players. I've run for up to five. I'm happy to run a session for at least three players. Three usually works just fine
@nickmillar9992 күн бұрын
Small nitpick in the first story: why is the DM building level 12 NPC’s for a level 1 PC game? I get having people stronger than the party in the group, I do it all the time in my games too, but such a blatant power gap is a bit of a red flag IMO. Rogue definitely got what he deserved, but just gives me the impression the DM was expecting to use these mercs to “save the party”
@Floweramon2 күн бұрын
I hope OP has shown the new Fallout TV series to Grandma and they were able to enjoy and bond over it the way they did with this game ^_^
@justalittlesprout2 күн бұрын
The DM in the second story sounds like he should be playing a Warhammer ttrpg, not Curse of Strahd 💀
@Darkman90002 күн бұрын
While I do agree that reveal parties are pretty silly, how in flying spaghetti monster are they bigoted? Was June trying to use some weird woke nonsense to argue her misguided point?
@chimerakait2 күн бұрын
That DM in story 2 repeated use of "Ascetic" sounds like they just learned that word and thought its was cool and was throwing it around to sound smarter then they are. The word means religious discipline and holding back urges and actions to be more reserved, to abstain from indulgences. As in the ascetic monks. How the DM is using it feels like bullying that OP isn't flamboyant enough with the redundant descriptions of actions. That stuff gets old real quick. For the 1st time unveiling the use of a new spell is cool flavor and adds to the fun or a dramatic moment. As example 'How do you want to do this?' moments... But EVERY SINGLE TIME?! Nah man, it artificially pads out the game and grinds action time to a crawl. OP should bail the group.
@Spellweaver52 күн бұрын
Bro, imagine telling your player that you'd like to have him back in a reddit post, and not just approach him privately.
@kainslegacy786182 күн бұрын
I can see the entire group of the last story being glad were they to ditch the POS DM. EDIT And, no Doge, that DM is not just out of touch. They are straight up delusional.
@TheDuelManiacs2 күн бұрын
Blond hair? Golden armor? Cocky guy that nobody likes?? It's Gilgamesh.
@Firestar-TV2 күн бұрын
lol the Dragon Story could probably work somehow, but that was definitely just Fetish Content
@kainslegacy786182 күн бұрын
That fifth story DM sounds like quite the self-absorbed d-bag. Low-key bullying a well-meaning new player out of your game and not bother to say what's your problem with them. Really, buddy?!?
@kainslegacy786182 күн бұрын
The fourth story is focused wrong. The problem is not the overpowered DMPC, it is the DM being an unfair moron (straight up pulling BS into the game and ignoring player agency). I don't know if it is a good or bad thing that this DM doesn't even sound like he's mean-spirited here.
@bgdowns101712 күн бұрын
I won't lie I avoid anything furry like the plague anymore. People always say "not all furries" but let's be real. It's a lot of them lol
@shell10162 күн бұрын
And this is why you don’t let pvp be a thing. It just causes to many problems. DM should have stopped the barbarian from the start at that point before wrecking the rogue’s stuff. DM lets this player wreck another player’s stuff and then just tells him to leave, hope he gave the rogue his stuff back cause that’s major bs.
@Griggys_Morgueatoreum2 күн бұрын
Reminds me of Jarhead. DM: "I wanted the pink mist"
@strawberrykisscosplay44532 күн бұрын
Im sorry, but that bugbear one I found hilarious XD imagine a bugbear stealing your rations singing "a spoonful of sugar" then slowly flying away with an umbrella
@lrrbloss2 күн бұрын
So it wasn't just a bullshit character but the bullshit of ALL BULLSHIT characters.
@vincentcrow60752 күн бұрын
Wait, he got rule 34 wrong
@greenchilistudioz45372 күн бұрын
Prob with makin bg3 as avatar token, it cost 60 bucks that someone has to do all the portraits or at least have everyone spend 60 for themselves or for others as well.
@_PannieCake_2 күн бұрын
We have a joke about the god Ayephkay (AFK) abducting people who don't show up for sessions into genie bottles and puts them back with the party after joining again. She drinks the bottle if the player gets kicked/banned from the table.
@GrayRain02 күн бұрын
Honestly the treasure crew thing sounds sick as hell. I’d make a swashbuckler and ask about a background passive income type crew. I’d technically be the captain but I’d be more like the guy who owns the ship and funds its voyages. It’d be cool to recruit certain NPCs. Hmm Swashbuckler Guild Artisan! But yeah of course this would be with the mind that I know the campaign is coastal or nautical in some aspect. Edit: Swashbuckler/Warlock? That way I can make contracts with the npcs so they don’t rob me blind lol
@akun502 күн бұрын
The "Over Powered" story - Yeah, having magic items randomly explode is beyond stupid, and the damage is WAY off. Unless that creature's tongue was somehow activating a Necklace of Fireballs or a Staff of the Magi, there's no reason they should've exploded, let alone with that intensity. The fact that they had no idea how to fight the monster is just beyond stupid. "Pregnant" story - So many red flags, you'd have have to be literally red-green colorblind in order to not notice. Bail while you can. Any DM that ignores your "don't" list and then wants you to potentially start out pregnant when you don't want to be is beyond gross and shouldn't be dealt with.
@danwilliams19893 күн бұрын
Bro was really trying to recreate One Piece in that game of DnD.
@zacharyfrierson69723 күн бұрын
Oh hey a Gilgamesh mention. Sweet. Sure wish it wasn’t used that way though.
@Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute3 күн бұрын
when people say "DND on crack" I don't think this is what most people mean when speaking figure of speeches....
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25:02 you said doodoo
Sucks that character in particular was used by the DM... Not every DMNPC is like this, but if I had a nickle for every time an DND DM acted corruptly? I'd have hundreds of hundred thousands of nickles; which is actually a lot, and it's weird it happens so often, seemingly regardless if the DM's a furry or antifur or neutral.
Donald duck been getting... A little too silly.
OBJECTION! Happy is a good song, cancel me
Do you really need to recap the story we JUST heard in order to provide a critique?
An Archfay instantly killing a PC is a bit of a mercy compared to what they -could- potentially do.. Depends on if they'd be okay with the other kind of things they could do to them.. Killing them outright will feel bad, but what other horrors could be inflicted could have been a more interesting direction.
It's weird how all the stuff the dad was doing is very specifically the things je was doing in character
To the GM with a pirate- can’t you work the pirate into the plot? Instead of “porting” have characters need to sail to places, add a few opportunities for plunder. Add a cool pirate treasure to the payoff for following the plot- or the chance to get Privateer papers so they can attack other country’s ships without legal problems. I think you have a bored player who instead of complaining came up with an idea- letting your players add to and guide parts of the story will make a better game .
come sout as? like... do you come out as a trekkie or whovian? furries are specifally furry fans, or to go even older, funny animal fans. the funny animal fandom has its roots in the 80s with adjacency to trek, comic book, and scifi conventions.
"I cast animate dead, causing fungal spores to invest the corpse, gaining control over it like a puppet" "Because it's a fungus it dies if it takes fire damage" "I change the spell. It now just raises dead RAW." Congrats. You killed some free flavor and worldbuilding for no reason.
First it was weird pregnancy fetish stuff, now the mfers are doing drugs? What's next, D&D while the DM/That guy player robs a friggin bank?😂
bruh, i felt bad for asking to play a half-kenku (half human, half kenku, with an appearance similar to a harpy in that his arms are feathery and his hands are talons, same for legs, you get the gist) i wouldnt even THINK about asking for custom everything.
Happy Birthday mate :)
On behalf of all Fate fans, I'd like to apologize for this dm's stupid decision to use Gilgamesh as a dmpc
To be honest, I’m not 100% against the first DM. He was thorough, had a full-on interview process to ensure everything involved would be expected and ok with whatever players were to join. Sure, it’s iffy as fuck to almost guarantee women get raped in-game while men never do, I can really only see women with rape/domination fantasies being willing to play, but that’s the point. No kink-shaming, but it really seems like that’s the only demographic that would be genuinely interested in his premise. Which, if it works with everyone else involved, go for it. Rather have it remain a fantasy than letting them indulge (using that term insanely loosely) in the real thing. Both the men and women.
The bugbear made me laugh reading about it, it could work and thats hilarious what a troll... but yeah, every session and no solution and even stealing players' belongings is CRAZY 😭
Bruh who hurt him
Why would you let your gusts stay in your house unattended like that for what 2 days/ nights your asking and inviting bad things to happen to your house they are lucky that they only left a mess and phucked in their bed so much worse could have happened.
I myself play neverwinter on consoles. I never have played ttdnd I am interested to try ttdnd but I am not interested in changing my irl voice and talking in a first person perspective like as if I was actually talking as my character because I have bad and anxiety and wanting to play with those that do role play like that. Is there a way for me to do such a thing without being sounding or acting like an @$$. I know some of the basics such as dont bring in game bs into the real world as well as no loan wolf edge lord murmur hobo crap. Ps new fan of dnd doge have been watching for a month or 2 and the more I watch the more I am interested playing ttdnd despite the horror stories and my lack of knowledge when it comes to the game.
Nipsy be chilling.
I wonder if whomever made that game running in the background have licensed the graphics from sun soft or if they're just banking on nobody recognizing it from the NES version of Batman? ;-)
The moment I hear "X is unrealistic" I laugh in Fantasy story telling gaming.
I run a game for four players. I've run for up to five. I'm happy to run a session for at least three players. Three usually works just fine
Small nitpick in the first story: why is the DM building level 12 NPC’s for a level 1 PC game? I get having people stronger than the party in the group, I do it all the time in my games too, but such a blatant power gap is a bit of a red flag IMO. Rogue definitely got what he deserved, but just gives me the impression the DM was expecting to use these mercs to “save the party”
I hope OP has shown the new Fallout TV series to Grandma and they were able to enjoy and bond over it the way they did with this game ^_^
The DM in the second story sounds like he should be playing a Warhammer ttrpg, not Curse of Strahd 💀
While I do agree that reveal parties are pretty silly, how in flying spaghetti monster are they bigoted? Was June trying to use some weird woke nonsense to argue her misguided point?
That DM in story 2 repeated use of "Ascetic" sounds like they just learned that word and thought its was cool and was throwing it around to sound smarter then they are. The word means religious discipline and holding back urges and actions to be more reserved, to abstain from indulgences. As in the ascetic monks. How the DM is using it feels like bullying that OP isn't flamboyant enough with the redundant descriptions of actions. That stuff gets old real quick. For the 1st time unveiling the use of a new spell is cool flavor and adds to the fun or a dramatic moment. As example 'How do you want to do this?' moments... But EVERY SINGLE TIME?! Nah man, it artificially pads out the game and grinds action time to a crawl. OP should bail the group.
Bro, imagine telling your player that you'd like to have him back in a reddit post, and not just approach him privately.
I can see the entire group of the last story being glad were they to ditch the POS DM. EDIT And, no Doge, that DM is not just out of touch. They are straight up delusional.
Blond hair? Golden armor? Cocky guy that nobody likes?? It's Gilgamesh.
lol the Dragon Story could probably work somehow, but that was definitely just Fetish Content
That fifth story DM sounds like quite the self-absorbed d-bag. Low-key bullying a well-meaning new player out of your game and not bother to say what's your problem with them. Really, buddy?!?
The fourth story is focused wrong. The problem is not the overpowered DMPC, it is the DM being an unfair moron (straight up pulling BS into the game and ignoring player agency). I don't know if it is a good or bad thing that this DM doesn't even sound like he's mean-spirited here.
I won't lie I avoid anything furry like the plague anymore. People always say "not all furries" but let's be real. It's a lot of them lol
And this is why you don’t let pvp be a thing. It just causes to many problems. DM should have stopped the barbarian from the start at that point before wrecking the rogue’s stuff. DM lets this player wreck another player’s stuff and then just tells him to leave, hope he gave the rogue his stuff back cause that’s major bs.
Reminds me of Jarhead. DM: "I wanted the pink mist"
Im sorry, but that bugbear one I found hilarious XD imagine a bugbear stealing your rations singing "a spoonful of sugar" then slowly flying away with an umbrella
So it wasn't just a bullshit character but the bullshit of ALL BULLSHIT characters.
Wait, he got rule 34 wrong
Prob with makin bg3 as avatar token, it cost 60 bucks that someone has to do all the portraits or at least have everyone spend 60 for themselves or for others as well.
We have a joke about the god Ayephkay (AFK) abducting people who don't show up for sessions into genie bottles and puts them back with the party after joining again. She drinks the bottle if the player gets kicked/banned from the table.
Honestly the treasure crew thing sounds sick as hell. I’d make a swashbuckler and ask about a background passive income type crew. I’d technically be the captain but I’d be more like the guy who owns the ship and funds its voyages. It’d be cool to recruit certain NPCs. Hmm Swashbuckler Guild Artisan! But yeah of course this would be with the mind that I know the campaign is coastal or nautical in some aspect. Edit: Swashbuckler/Warlock? That way I can make contracts with the npcs so they don’t rob me blind lol
The "Over Powered" story - Yeah, having magic items randomly explode is beyond stupid, and the damage is WAY off. Unless that creature's tongue was somehow activating a Necklace of Fireballs or a Staff of the Magi, there's no reason they should've exploded, let alone with that intensity. The fact that they had no idea how to fight the monster is just beyond stupid. "Pregnant" story - So many red flags, you'd have have to be literally red-green colorblind in order to not notice. Bail while you can. Any DM that ignores your "don't" list and then wants you to potentially start out pregnant when you don't want to be is beyond gross and shouldn't be dealt with.
Bro was really trying to recreate One Piece in that game of DnD.
Oh hey a Gilgamesh mention. Sweet. Sure wish it wasn’t used that way though.
when people say "DND on crack" I don't think this is what most people mean when speaking figure of speeches....