SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR !! SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR !! SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR !!

@fangslore9988

23 күн бұрын

SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR!!! XD

The 5 barbarians and one rouge story sounds like it could be a nice serie to watch.

@IceLordCryo

26 күн бұрын

SMALL DRAGON. OPEN DOOR!!

@monikasernek1177

26 күн бұрын

@@IceLordCryo I just remember that the youtuber @13lycanheart has shorts with an group of tall buff guys and they have an kobold as part of their group.

@WTFisTingispingis

26 күн бұрын

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@056561022

26 күн бұрын

SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

Reminds me of a Baldur's Gate 3 video about 4 halfling barbarians messing around.

I’m gonna have to”SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR” stuck in my head all day now cuz that was the cutest thing

Last story: Horror story that evolves into a Glory story, and I'm still loving the mental images OP gave for the barbarian squad

@citrusorange794

21 күн бұрын

This is one of those rare Horror in OP's eyes and a glory in the reader eyes.

SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR became the highlight of my day.

LOL the five big hulking barbarians roleplaying sound like a fun group

@Nyx685

26 күн бұрын

⚡ GO GO BARBARIAN RANGERS!! ⚡

dude ,the sexpest story is CRAZY, like how can you be hitting on your own daughter, there's so many wrong things in that one.

It’s a rare story that has me say something aloud while watching it, but hearing what Phil said? It had me going, “Duuuuuuude.” Literal psychotic shtuff.

kobold in that last one was adopted by a band of himbos

"V keeps avoiding me" Oh FFS Phil! Take the hint!

I have anger issues. He handled that good in the first story. He said that shit to me, about a friend of mine? His shit is getting kicked in

@M_Alexander

26 күн бұрын

I don't have anger issues but I've lost my temper over less. That was disgusting

@calebhughes4226

24 күн бұрын

Oh they'd be leaving in an ambulanxe

@musicfreakshow5190

24 күн бұрын

@@calebhughes4226 im happy people agree with me

@christurner5791

9 күн бұрын

@@calebhughes4226 I must discover what a ambulanxe is. So we can put that gross guy in one.

Is the Kobold in the last story also named Soap because he can "Give them the slip"? XD

SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR

I hope the widowed player recovers and learns to be happy. They will never know love again but i hope they have family and friends to rely on.

In the widow story, Phil treated V (edit: not Clara like I orignially said) like a possession, not like a person with their own feelings. 'You don't have a man anymore so give me some of that. What do you mean "no"? You can't say no. I've chosen you and since no other man is claiming you, you have no right to turn me down. It's first come, first serve." Uck. I bet Phil keeps telling his guy friends what a Nice Guy™he is and that women won't give him a chance (self-centered misogynistic creep). Lou should be looked at sideways now too. If he has friends like Phil, what's going on in HIS head?

@kaylee6584

26 күн бұрын

I would put money on Lou knowing full well this is what Phil was like, and just playing dumb like he didn't. Phil's his friend, and he brought him into the game. Maybe I'm reaching a little too far, but Lou could have been encouraging him to keep trying to get with V outside of sessions.

@JoshtheOverlander

26 күн бұрын

​@@kaylee6584 Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves. Sometimes we meet people who seem fine. Maybe not the best people, but they're overall okay to be around. It's only in these chance scenarios where we realize the kind of people they really are. We don't have too much info on Lou besides the fact that Phil was his plus one. For all we know, Lou genuinely didn't know Phil was a psycho creep, it's not like any one person knows everything about the people around them.

@starkiller1289

26 күн бұрын

To be fair to Lou he probably didn't know Phil kept cornering Fi to proposition though he should have stood up to Phil when it was revealed.

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

Phil was treating V like a possession, not Clara (at least not to the extent V was targeted). As for Lou, I'm guessing he (at most/worst) knew Phil was a flirt that could get annoying rather than someone who demands suicidal widows satisfy him.

@ganmerlad

26 күн бұрын

@@ArcCaravan You're right, I got the names turned around!

That first convention story is so easy to fix. Just have the demon come back later with anti-invisibilty preparations and ambush the party to retrieve the amulet. Let them have a few in-game hours to enjoy how they humiliated a demon, before you teach them the lesson that making an enemy of a demon is actually kind of a bad idea. Now the game can continue as normal, except now the PCs have the demon as their personal nemesis.

@viennasavage9110

25 күн бұрын

How do you do that without it feeling like you were punishing their creativity though? I know if I was them I'd definitely be feeling like I was just railroaded/punish for finding unplanned solutions.

@AlteredNova04

25 күн бұрын

@viennasavage9110 I don't think it counts as railroading to have the powerful demon hunting for the plot amulet, keep hunting for the amulet when the PCs steal it. That's just logically what would happen next. It would be more immersion breaking to have the demon just give up, and the players never face any consequences for their actions. If the players do still get upset by that though, just politely explain that the campaign plot is dependent on the demon getting that amulet, and if they want to play the module the DM prepared then they'll just have to agree to at least attempt to willingly follow the same direction as the rails.

@viennasavage9110

25 күн бұрын

@AlteredNova04 I agree that the Demon simply returning to try again later makes sense and isn't railroady, I'm talking about the Demon somehow knowing that invisibility magic was even used and the idea that you're "teaching the players" not to mess with a Demon. What are they supposed to do? Sit down and go back to drinking for the rest of the campaign? There's no "go" bell for when they should take action when they're playing characters with free will. Sure, there's a caveat where they have to be ready for adventure when DNDing, but it's completely reasonable to simply resist a Demon waltzing in and causing trouble. Because lord knows if one of the *players* did what the Demon did, *they'd* get punished by the clerk randomly being a level 20 sorcerer or something. This just definitely accounts for railroading that feels bad. Being forced to be a bystander with *none* of the benefits of actually being one because now you have to go after it anyways to help the innkeeper or whatever just already sets an iffy tone.

RE: Creepy Phil I almost never react to these verbally, but this one? "What the fuck, Phil?!" Luckily, nobody named Phil was on that bus.

I want to meet these bro-barians so much

the curse of strahd story INFURIATES me. (especially because how my dm played Vasili, he was one of my favorite NPCs and has so much potential. ugh)

To the Nerf'ed story; if the DM can add such a mechanic after the fact, then the OP should be able to change the race of their character to avoid it. DM: "From this point forward, as a Mouser you have to feed off a living person everyday." OP: "OK, then from this point forward I'll be a human".

Convention D&D Story. That first DM kills me. So what if the Party or a particular Player pulls something off. If the Thingamajig is trivial, the bad guys won't care that much. If it is important to their plans, the bad guys will just try again once they figure out it they didn't actually get it. As a DM you can't worry about the specifics. Instead give the minions, henchmen, and BBEG's Goals. Things they must accomplish to further their plans or their Boss's plans. The How should only matter in a general manner such as a Noble lord needing to acquire the McGuffin, but must keep it a secret that they are acquiring it or have acquired it.

Re: locking doors in other people's houses; I think OP is right to be hard on himself. He shouldn't allow people in his game to lock themselves away with other players like that. It's rude to assume you can shut off a room in someone else's house and more than a bit suspicious.

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

I have to question why they didn't remove that lock if it wasn't supposed to be used.

@MatrixRefugee

26 күн бұрын

Someone locks a door in my house, outside of the bathroom door, they are never getting invited back.

I can picture the barb and kobold scene so well, i feel like i was there

1st story: Lou probably knew but since it was always 'a joke' or 'having a bad day' or 'just playing around' excused and ignored it, found any excuse to keep being around Phil =/

@Ieatpaste23

24 күн бұрын

Lou sounds like a morally weak dude.

Nerfed: I wouldn't switch characters, I'd leave (I'm aware this isn't as easy as it sounds; I'm lucky to be in a position where it wouldn't be difficult for me). The character isn't the problem; the GM's decision to nerf them is. I wouldn't trust that GM not to pull the same or some other bs again if they decided I was doing too well.

@shadiafifi54

26 күн бұрын

I agree. This GM is being a bad GM because he can't compensate for good rolls in a sane way.

Very few of the stories I hear on your channel and other horror story KZread channels have much of an emotional impact on me, but the "Creepy Phil" segment made me want to haul my crippled 60 year old self out to find this guy and remove him from the census. Good God.

Doge is routinely Wildshaping into human.

Gotta love the "Look what you made me do!" Kind of a-hole.

Ok that first story I thought as I saw the thumbnail thats really messed up to hit on someones character after the husband passes away... Then to learn its irl?! How are people like this?!

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

I was going in thinking it was just annoying behavior to NPC. Quite the shock to hear it's not only towards a player, but said player was in such an IRL situation.

Intro: The "Like and Subscribe Kitties" is the most wholesome gimmick of any D&D horror story channel ever; gets my "like" every time. Story 1: What in the nine flaming hells?! That absolute waste of carbon! Can't blame OP for not immediately picking up on this; who could possibly have seen THAT coming? Story 2: Communication is key. New rules need discussion. Story 3: It's convenient when the trash takes itself out. Story 4: Good question Doge! Why did he start by passing around the hentai coins? To gauge reactions and to desensitize the minor toward sexual themes; it's part of predatory "grooming." Unless there is a strong negative reaction from the other adults that Creeper can't convincingly dismiss as being "puritanical" or whatever, the minor is given the impression that this kind of thing is normal and okay. It was a very calculated move. Bailing and dropping a tip with the police was absolutely the right move for OP; Creepy McGroomer will absolutely escalate if given the chance. Story 5: That second group sounded amazing! Way to end on a glory story! "SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR!" XD

Story 1 : TESTICULAR TORSION BE UPON PHIL

Just started a fresh run with 3 of 5 players being barbarians.

small dragon open door !

Personally, If I were a DM, I would be actually excited if a player a managed to pickpocket the giant demon thing. It means the players take my encounters seriously, and try to avoid conflict where they can. The demon doesn't have to leave the campaign as their going to be looking for the amulet they lost once they realize it's gone, even if the demon doesn't know who took it.

Is so good to see luna so happy and healthy

@zacharysieg2305

26 күн бұрын

I’d call her lucky, because she is, were it not for the other cat literally named Lucky.

That first story is definitely something Ive heard in your video before. It was about a woman whose husband died and in DnD it was like her escape and some problem player suggested his character is the womans reincarnated husband. Some vile stuff, but good to hear some other perspective

I will give "Boogie" props for accepting the outcome and not fudging the rolls, though.

I personally do think that telling your player characters what you rolled is important, since there are features and spells that lets you increase your AC temporarily and the others that do it for an extended period of time that the DM could’ve forgotten to include.

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

Still a new DM and the player could've still asked if a reaction could help.

I don't know if the cops could be called on this incident, but Phill unabashedly should have been out of there sooner. What the fu- indeed Doge. As for story two, shut, that, crap down. When DM does this you, say, no. Period.

@siobhanroberts2329

26 күн бұрын

Yeah, they can't do anything unless he's caught in the act. You can't phone the cops about the content of a dnd game.

@marybdrake1472

26 күн бұрын

@@siobhanroberts2329 Indeed, Phill was douche, but didn't cross legal lines. None the less, people like him shouldn't be out amongst the rest of us.

Lol I love how he decided for his FIRST campaign ever, he was going to run tomb of annihilation, the game known for killing characters, that's almost as difficult as me picking a homebrew for my first campaign ever.

Don't call the police. They won't do anything. Call the school and cps. Tell them you're concerned and what happened. They're in a much better position than you to catch this dm doing something chargeable.

Story 4: definitely call the police Story 1: if I was in OP’s place, Phil might have left the game in an ambulance for what he said to V

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

I thought Phil was story 1. At most I'd give one warning before claiming refusal to leave makes him an intruder then giving him an "appropriate response", if you know what I mean.

@brianvance1178

26 күн бұрын

@@ArcCaravan no, I think he was story 2, story 1 was something else

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

@@brianvance1178 I just checked and story 1 was "Creepy Phil" (guy demands widow who attempted suicide satisfy him) while story 2 was "Nerfed" (player's rogue was made to eat people to avoid dexterity disadvantage while any evil act was suddenly punished now).

@brianvance1178

26 күн бұрын

@@ArcCaravan oh, I guess I got them mixed up, could have sworn it was story 2. Just fixed it in editing

Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? It lost its filling

@gorvarhadgarson5227

26 күн бұрын

Stealing this for psychic damage

SMALL DRAGON! OPEN DOOR! SMALL DRAGON! OPEN DOOR! SMALL DRAGON! OPEN DOOR!

The Nerfed DM sounds like the sort who would find something to be fussy about whenever the players do well at stuff, probably best leaving because they'll just add some other stupid change if the OP changes character.

@HibbyGibbons

25 күн бұрын

You see, The job of the DM is obviously to do everything in their power to impede and frustrate the players, up to and including using their control over the world and settings to add changes and nerfs to characters as they see fit. After all, there's no fun in an adventure without challenges right? Not like they literally have god power in the realm of the game and can change enemies, npcs, and the world itself to meet the challenge of the players, that's way too hard. Just take away the PLAYERS agency and power.

First Story - That attitude is just legit how some seemingly normal men think of and view women. We literally aint people to them, so its ok for them to express irritation when a woman just donst allow them to straight up use her as a living flesh light. It dosnt make me *happy*, but it IS somewhat refreshing and vindicating to see better adjusted men getting to experience that 'cup of icey water down the back with no warning' feeling for the first time when they are forced to see it in action, happening to someone they care about. Its a feeling that you never *quite* get used to as a woman when creepy mysogynists start their crap, but at least it looses its shock value. After the first 10 or 20 times.

I wouls have rendered phil horizontal if he said that shit in front of me IN MY HOUSE. Story 2: y'all gotta learn to say no. The dungeon master is just a guy who can be told no.

@ShiKageMaru

25 күн бұрын

I also assume Boogie looked and sounded exactly like Boogie2988.

I need to know how that barbarian campaign went that rly does sound fantastic XD

Sounds like he didn’t use incorrect meta knowledge. Or at least not necessarily. But might have just done it on purpose, since OP said they still could be triggered.

Story #1 - To call Phil garbage is a gross insult to garbage. Story #2 - The nerf was heavy-handed and likely unnecessary. Unless that Character was using Ghod-like powers or something, just one good session was not sufficient justification for nerfing. Basically re-writing the rules, to penalize specific Characters previously OKed by the DM, is good reason to just walk and not come back. Story #3 - That Guy should have been kicked much earlier. The Meta-gaming was bad enough, but his repeated selfish screwing over of the rest of the group made him intolerable. Story #4 - Yep, I'd report this guy. Totally. Story #5 - Convention games are very much a random thing, as we see here. Second game sounded awesome. :)

10:10 "Must be good"

First story: what that guy said made no sense. Like, "why did you throw the ice cream away?" And the response being, "The flowers smelled good." Like, not connected whatsoever.

Luna is quickly rising in the ranks of cuties of the highest order. SMALL DRAGON, OPEN DOOR! Would make a great band name. Wait, I call it - that's mine.

I juat got Esper the Bard's Monstrous Heroes, if you olay certain monsters like trolls, orges, vampires you need to feed every so often

18:30 Absolutely call the police. Don't hesitate for a moment. He's working at a school and doing this crap!

If your dm is trying to nerf things from the way they are in phb. Walk from that table.

We Need A Rogue: A story at least as old as the Hobbit.

your kitty is so cute! X3

Sir...i wish to hug your kitty. That being said,regaurding the second story...im a fairly unhinged DM i tend to be very generous when it comes to giving players what they want...this includes letting them play as monster races..admittedly sometimes it makes characters a bit OP... But i NEVER give somone something and just promptly take it away....and while i dont like evil characters and tend to shy away from them i dont punnish my pkayers for it and i at least have the courtesy to tell them when i include systems like that BEFORE the game begins.

The story with the sex pest dm, PLEASE call the police. So many children could get hurt if op is right about their hunch. It's better to be wrong and have the police check than to be right and have that disgusting man running around in a school. And oh my god, his poor poor daughter. That just makes me sick to my stomach.

17:40 No no no no, let's not gloss over this, what the FUCK does that mean?! I would demand some elaboration, because otherwise the DM is pretty much just saying "Yes but I refuse to call it that so no."

Oh... that title

Having a bad day. No. You're just gone. Bye. And if you don't grasp it, and don't leave, well....now you'll really have a bad day 🤷‍♂️

The first story is 100% the problem players fault, true scum bag behavior. But I will say I wouldn't have been bringing a "friend of a friend" to a table specifically being run to help someone in such a delicate situation, it would have been people I know and trust only.

That last one was great. Also there is another way to turn that situation into some fun roleplay even without a "it has truesight." You could have it walk out and describe how with a sense of pride and accomplishment it reachs into it's pocket as if to admire the ring it just took... only to turn around with fury in it's eyes. At that point you have so many more interesting ways to back rogue into a corner, one that just came to mind is it has some innate ability to sense magic, and the rogues invisibility spell unfortunately serves only to highlight them more clearly upon further observation. This means that if the rogue encounters them again they will be challenged to sneak around them without using magic until they intend to strike or are in position to execute a getaway plan. This was just me spitballing and going with the coolest thing I could think of in the span of half a minute and then extrapolating the fun consequences from there.

The creepy DM def needs to be reported to the store owner, at least.

Small dragon open door!!

I'm guessing Tome of anialation is hard to run

Story 1: I know what Phil did is unforgivable, but I have to ask. Is V going to grief counseling, or are they just using DnD as therapy?

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

Could be both. Maybe DnD will help convince her to get real therapy. Can't force her.

I try to like all the vids. But my comments...is it weird when i say you are the goodest boy with the best kitty palet clensers in the dnd horror space? I really love everything about your channel -enthusiastic consentual ear scritches- and i love puppies.

Making someone roll stealth when they have invisibility on is INSANITY

@christurner5791

9 күн бұрын

Invisible An invisible creature is impossible to see without the aid of magic or a special sense. For the purpose of hiding, the creature is heavily obscured. The creature’s location can be detected by any noise it makes or any tracks it leaves. It does give you "Obscured" though but it actually does require a stealth check. But you can still be heard/tracked as stated by Jeremy Crawford. So fair warning if the DM ask for a stealth check while invisible that is actually within the rules! Also mage hand is a vocal spell so you have to shout some magic words. (Except use of subtle spell) (I think arcane trickers mage hand is special though so that may be different but a regular mage hand can be heard.) I do rule that if you use invisible you get advantage though (Though that is homebrew technically speaking)

@viennasavage9110

9 күн бұрын

@@christurner5791 Wow..that is absolutely crazy. Wasting a spellslot to be invisible just to be found immediately anyway. Really sucks the point out of having such spells.

SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR SMALL DRAGON OPEN DOOR!!!

Wait, you need a Stealth check when invisible? Assuming your not moving? (In the rafters)

Glad to see that Luna's doing well for herself! You ever considered doing some kitty only vids? :3

The 5 barbarians reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle when Bryan Cranston’s character became leader of some park bodybuilders.

Dang it, DnD Doge, you had to pick that as your thumbnail, huh? 😢

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

Figured I wasn't the only one who thought the thumbnail was in poor taste.

@unodos2647

26 күн бұрын

What’s wrong with it? Was it always Ace from One Piece or did it change?

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

@@unodos2647 It was Ace from One Piece for some reason. Like why associate one of anime's most tragic deaths with hitting on a widow?

@Drums_of_Liberation

26 күн бұрын

​@@ArcCaravanbecause donuts.

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

@@Drums_of_Liberation Like Kakyoin and Polneraff.

Dawww luna

That story about the player being nerfed and punished? No. That player should not switch characters to make something better suited to what that DM is running. Any game with "enforced alignment or you'll be punished by otherworldly beings" is obviously a DM on a total power trip. DM needs to be called out and if he refuses to change his ways, OP needs to quit the game and find one with a better DM.

Anytime there is a super cringey anime fan, god hating atheist, nerdy jock mc, holier than though christian, etc, you should take the story with a huge grain of salt as it's probably an exaggeration at best

The first story makes me imagine a Cyberpunk V having to deal with this guy and eventually vibe checking Phil.

first story: ew

@shadiafifi54

26 күн бұрын

Yeah. Even the guy's buddy was like "Nope, I'm outta here, not even going to bother defending him." Everyone else wanted him gone.

@ArcCaravan

26 күн бұрын

"Ew" is generous to that guy.

What class, and subclass, do you think Luna would be in D&D or a similar game?

I dont buy that first story at all. It was too badly written. People in the real world don't say things or act like that. Please try and find entertaining stories that aren't obviously fakes.

@ArcCaravan

17 күн бұрын

What about the version of the same story from the victim's perspective?

I'm actually gonna be mad if we ever get an update to that one story saying they didn't go to the police... he works at a school and is OPENLY talking about that shit... I don't care how they take out the trash, as long as he's either not stealing oxygen from the rest of us or is in a cell... but I dealt with seeing to much of that shit when I was in school... you cut out the tumor however neccesary. If he's that open about it people know, the cops might even have some idea... and as much as I don't like them they at least tend to not care when accidents happen to known kiddie creepers. The fact he has a kid he seems to be trying to do this shit with is even fucking worse, if the OP doesn't do something to intervene on her behalf he wont be able to sleep soundly for the rest of his life and it'll be deserved.

imagine just ignoring the rules of the house owners and being a fucking creep on top of that. if i were in that situation that guy would have gotten an ass kicking

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