Aww, Alice's meow is so precious :). The kitty break was much needed after that first story, and helped pave the way for the second one!

No sympathy for Lyle, but it sounds like Kay was holding his conviction over his head. In a "I'm the only one who will stay with you, but piss me off and I'll leave" way, a "if you piss me off too much, I'll let everyone know the truth" way. Or both

@vexxama

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was my thought too. Either they were together before than and she stuck it out while holding it over them, or she started dating him knowing she could make the relationship dynamic like this. End results the same but I just wonder how it happened

The character's name from bob's burgers is pronounced "Loo-ease" for future reference (If it ever pops up again but i doubt it lmao)

@crob763

Жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn’t the only one who caught that

/u/TaleOfDash here from the first story. Just want to say that in spite of how truly horrifying the whole experience with Kai & Lyle was for us and how messed up we got from this whole experience, the comments both on Reddit and on KZread have honestly completely made our fucking week and made the whole event much easier to process and laugh at. So, thanks guys. And thanks DnD Doge for reaching out to ask for permission before using the story, that was much appreciated

@idigamstudios7463

Жыл бұрын

Honestly at first I was like 'well, I can understand not wanting to be a part of that group but it sounds like he's doing what he needs to get help.' Then 'volunteers at a local gamestore' and I'm like 'ah empathy gone.'

The first story is a cautionary tale. Many people have dark and disturbing secrets in their lives. You may think a casual acquaintance seems fine, or at least harmless, but any person could turn out to be a monster. Stories like this make it hard to trust people. I've had some past acquaintances go bad, not to this degree, but still bad to the point that I never want to go near them again. I'm extremely wary of inviting people into my home. It might be best to have D&D games with strangers and casual acquaintances in a neutral public setting, such as a game store or a bar. I think the group dodged a bullet in the second story. Frustrated Freddy would likely have turned out to be a problem player. He was clearly unreliable, and I bet he would have been a chronic whiner.

I’m wondering what the wife’s deal was. Was it revenge on him if they were together at the time? Did she start a relationship and marry after the fact knowing she’d always be able to use that info against him? Whatever was going on it was the furthest thing from healthy

@pippo17173

Жыл бұрын

Ya its weird and concerning.

@valivali8104

Жыл бұрын

I guess partly because she is as bad as him and partly because she can now better abuse him.

My god…. I really needed that kitty break and the tale of Frustrated Freddy after that first story!

Mmm, a D&D horror story, FFXIV horror story, and real-life horror story all in one! Also, as an FFXIV player I can confirm that Lalafell are evil, but not as uncanny and horrifying as Hrothgar.

@realrealwarpet

Жыл бұрын

My rhothgar takes offense.

@falxblade1352

Жыл бұрын

Eh, still rather play both with and as a lala compared to an mRoe

@loomingdeath1758

Жыл бұрын

Bruh gf called out you lala players.

@yourface2464

Жыл бұрын

Lalafell are the most uncanny, disturbing, and evil race in the game. Unless they're just a lalafellized version of a celebrity, stay far, far away. Far

@loomingdeath1758

Жыл бұрын

@@yourface2464 how are they uncanny? and disturbing? evil i wont deny that those lil fucks caused a calamity and brought undead to thanaland (look up lore) Nanamo and Tataru are of the exception never talk bad about those too D:

The couple who keep saying how much they hate children should really tell that maybe this is how they think people will not give them dirty looks when they find out they do in the wrong ways as possible.

>"kitteh has a question" >kitteh does NOT ask a question! Staaaahp, Doge! Be consistent with your skits!

I don't think one kitty break was enough after the first story, perhaps 3 are needed

Thanks 4 all the hard work.

Bro my name was in one of these and hearing that is so damn jarring =‘3 especially when that person was not a good person and you’d never do what they’d did

Playing smaller characters can have a lot of advantages. I have yet to run one in D&D myself though, a lack of ideas gets in the way.

@DnDDoge

Жыл бұрын

going to be playing a halfling bard in a campaign that my DM is a player in soon. There are actually some good bonuses for halflings

@Nyx685

Жыл бұрын

Was going to play a Domovoi in 3.5ed, small, nifty abilities. Never got to use him due to the pandemic and playing online isn't possible for me and some of the other players. There's hints of my GMs might start a new 5e game, halfling or goblin seem like fun little races to try out. Here's hoping 🙂

@carlosbaroni1158

Жыл бұрын

Halfling luck is such a life saver. As a halfling main myself there’s so many situations i rolled a 1 and was desperate before I remembered “hey I’m lucky” and rolled a nat 20 instead

@marybdrake1472

Жыл бұрын

@@carlosbaroni1158 Oh, that does sound like a life saver, literally at times.

@marybdrake1472

Жыл бұрын

@@Nyx685 I hope that works out for you then. Playing a Goblin does sound it could be fun.

I like kobolds because they’re small but have a normal movement speed.

@DnDDoge

Жыл бұрын

I played a kobold cleric in a 2 shot a while back, and really enjoyed the character.

@alicemilton8756

Жыл бұрын

@@DnDDoge yes!! They make wonderful little clerics, scrambling around the frontlines 💛

@DarrylCross

Жыл бұрын

Also, Kobolds are all about working hard, loving their families, and taking hot baths - yet are somehow listed as one of the evil races...

That title card!

The title of the video reminded me of something that happened to me once. I was in the grocery store wearing my "Crit Happens" shirt (Has a d20 showing a 1 on it) and a total stranger came up to me and asked me if I play DnD. She told me she and her boyfriend were looking for a new DM because their DM was in jail. I made up an excuse about having too much on my plate already and noped to the checkout line.

While in the first story i totally understand the fear and everything as well as me not wanting anything to do with him... I feel bad for him. It's clear that his wife is using his grotesque offense to control him and make his life miserable. I feel horrible knowing he may never get the real help he needs with her around hanging not only that failure over his head as if being on the list isn't bad enough... But probably teasing and enabling his gross interests on a basic level to make sure he always is under her thumb and can use his guilt and interest to stop him from reaching out for help from that abusive relationship and to get real help for his condition. I wouldn't be surprised if that witch has her own misconduct that hasn't come to light yet and she'll use him as a scapegoat if she ever gets caught, dragging him down with her.

@Anonymous-bi5pv

Жыл бұрын

"man commits sexual assault, must be the woman's fault!" ok male

@deltagearadvanced5140

Жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-bi5pv Did I ever say it was her fault? Did I directly blame her for what he did? No and no. I simply pointed out the high possibility she could be blackmailing and using him. You have to admit someone who willingly stays with someone who committed those types of crimes and is generally a bad person to be around doesn't come off as all that great of a person right? Also, how dare you assume my gender you A-hole.

"The state of Florida- has required us to- disclose our sexual crimes to you!"

@vexxama

Жыл бұрын

I’m not here to cause no trouble

@falxblade1352

Жыл бұрын

We were bad but now we're good, we're moving into your neighborhood

Years now of being a married DM I have learned to just avoid having couples at your table. Have them for short stints or guest appearances playing an occasional session as a DMPC you don’t want to deal with, perfect. Luckily, our wives are cool and happy to let us dudes have a night every now and again to ourselves. It’s been just great making D&D be a guys night out from the wife and kids and after the pandemic it has so been healthy and fun, the whole gang looks forward to it.

Alice, my dear, that is not a question...

Hi Alice - already subscribed and have an alert - and I've liked the video. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a pretty face. Yeah after that first one a kitty break was indeed needed - ick!

I did eeeeeet Alice!

Lol, been seeing a spike of horror stories, almost make me glad I only had 1 1/2 of them

There actually was an rpghorror story titled Epstein's island or something. If I find it I'll edit this post. OP had a weird GM who decided to run a Cyberpunk investigation one-shot then surprised his players when they found out it's Epstein they'll be investigating. I don't recall the GM bring abhorrently creepy but all players still felt pretty uncomfortable.

As a frequent player of the shortfolk races in most rpgs... I hate people like that couple who give us all terrible names on top of it being generally awful

@paulman34340

Жыл бұрын

Yeah me as well! Hell in FF14 One of my character's was a Lalafell that I played "in the physical Jobs" cause I found it funny and role played them in such (Great fun, and a character I like in Granblue Fantasy and is VS game is Charlotta cause I did enjoy her character and the comedy with her having "height issues" despite being of a the shortfolk race and still being able to beat the shit out of those of races far bigger then her with near easy!) I was mostly inspired by Mazzy from Baldur's Gate 2. A Halfling who inspired to be a Paladin despite this being from the time non-pure human could be Paladin. Damn good party member and fighter LOL. But yeah as much as I hate the association garbage, people like that couple are the reason such a mindset remain strong and somewhat legit! They were terrible even without knowing about lyle's "past"

I'd be TERRIFIED to play with this couple! It's been my dream to become a mother one day ever since I was little (I'm planning to adopt as I don't wanna force myself into a relationship just for the sake of having children), and a majority of my life I've worked with kids. My mom is a dance, sports and theater teacher and I've assisted in her classes multiple times, my mom often babysits for her friends and family and I often help out, I once worked in the library of my local elementary school, and now I work at the local community center where I assist classes for young children. I've even developed natural skills of how to approach children I don't know and present myself in a caring and safe way that lets them know that I'm not a threat to them if I notice a child is lost, misbehaving, or got hurt. It's a natural instinct of mine to make sure kids are safe and happy, so I can't help but rush up to them if I notice something wrong. Luckily, parents never seem worried or scared when I approach their kids. I often actually get thanked by parents for helping out with their kids and am asked how I'm so good with them. I swear, over half the town knows who my mom is and are like "oh, that makes sense" as soon as I tell them that I'm my mom's daughter. As you can tell, kids are a very important part of my life and I am absolutely horrified that there are people out there who could possibly have such awful thoughts about children. It absolutely sickens me to no end.

I too despise children. If prompted I'll call them disgusting psychopaths. But I take note to not do this around or to my friends with kids. I you want kids then so be it. I'm happy for you having so much love you can share it with a child. But I hate children.

Kitty! 💗 How cute voice 🥰

How many cats do you have?

@tsifirakiehl4250

Жыл бұрын

I’ve been watching Doge for a while, and I’ve counted five cats: Lucky, Nipsy, Ziggy, Simba, and Alice.

@DnDDoge

Жыл бұрын

That's the roster, lol

If I had a nickel for every time I heard the name pronouced as "Lewis" and not "Loo-weez" in the first story, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right? Keep doing awesome Doge and Kitties! You're all the highlights of my weekdays!

For the first one I wonder if the CP was all his or if it was split between him and his wife?

I think ahhhhhhhhhhllice is a better name Alice is so cute. Pet her head! Lol

'you know those types of childfree' -- *starts sweating and looking for a hiding place*

I just wanted to start by saying, your cat didn't ask a question 🤨

Lyle is major creep and his gf isn't much better, she comes of as a abusive person who holds others screw ups as leverage to control them .

Story 1 This is a toxic relationship and I would have told everyone. DnD is not worth hanging around sex offenders.

"This story is less about DnD and more about the people we played with", honestly that is a bit of a trend that irks me. DnD Horror stories used to be about horrible players but so much has shifted to be more "HORRIBLE PEOPLE, oh and there happens to be a DnD game on the side"

First story: People like Lyle deserve to rot in prison for the rest of their lives. That’s all I’m going to say here. Second story: Sniff, sniff. Do I detect the odor of hypocrisy? I get it, scheduling D&D is hard, but if you’re going to miss every attempt to get you into a game, you kind of forfeit your right to complain about other people missing sessions.

So, story 1 is about sex offenders, not fun game bloopers? Kinda sounds like dnd stories are becoming gossip mills 😆.

I think your attitude, and the attitude of the players towards the couple in the first story is pretty shitty. I know a sex offender personally that committed the exact same crime but he's not am evil human being. Granted he's also not attracted to kids. When you otrasize someone, and push them out of all social circles, whatever trait they have that may have disgusted you, gets WAAAAAY worse. If these people are no longer allowed to interact with anybody or build any personal relationships after theyve committed their crime, then you just guarantee theyll either repeat it or get worse. The chance of rehabilitation almost disappears. I know the idea of welcoming a sex offender to the neighborhood cookout sounds bad at the best. But it's important to remember every situation is different and not everyone is unforgivable. I think it's disgusting that person was outed to everybody in such a dirty way. It sounds like they didn't even talk to the couple at all after they found out the info and then just decided to TELL EVERYONE whether or not it was their business. All I can say now is that I hope yall change in the future. Learn to treat people as individuals and not as part of a group.

@oldgregg1198

Жыл бұрын

Found Kai's KZread account

@barrackobama2422

Жыл бұрын

@@oldgregg1198 That's a funny reply. I ain't gonna lie you made me smile XD

@oldgregg1198

Жыл бұрын

@@barrackobama2422 You're welcome, Mr. President.

@Anonymous-bi5pv

Жыл бұрын

men moment

@ChuckPalomo

Жыл бұрын

Nah, op and his gf were kicked out first because they wouldn't play ball with the couple's toxic behavior. If anything they're wallowing in their own self degradation, with the wife controlling the husband using the crime as leverage. Also, pedophiles shouldn't be allowed around children for obvious reasons, they did the right thing by warning everyone. And lastly, wdym you know someone who commited the same crime but isn't attracted to kids? what, did he store child pornography because he liked the composition? lol