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Woah the "hold you down and find out" is an infinitely large red flag, I would be very afraid to be around those people, it's impossible for that to come accross as a joke

@littlestrawberryfaery

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like op is conditioned to think that sort of talk is okay? I used to be like that cause my transphobic family made me think that sort of behavior aimed at me was acceptable..

@TigerW0lf

2 жыл бұрын

CRIMSON!

@seekingabsolution1907

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, casually threatening to sexually assault someone as a "joke" is a pretty big red flag. Least ways sounds like holding someone down to inspect their genitals is sexual assault of some sort.

@informitas0117

Жыл бұрын

The country flag of Yikestopia. Long may its crimson banner shine.

@anakinthemannequin69

Жыл бұрын

Ironically-he ended up being the hero of this story. lol.

Spontaneous Hat Level 1 Conjuration Spell Casting Time: 1 Action Materials: V, S Range: Self Duration: Until Dispelled Either through a misunderstanding, clever bout of wordplay, or good fashion sense, you interpret the definition of what the Weave is in a less than accurate way. By bending the magical strands around you, you create a hat that appears atop your head. You can choose any aspect of the hat’s appearance, including material, colors, design, accessories, or size. The hat cannot change it’s appearance after being initially summoned, unless the spell is recast. However, the spell will magically repair any physical damage it receives after a minute, as the Weave reshapes itself to fit its new form. The hat summoned by the spell will remain in the material plane until the caster decides to dispel it, another force dispels the magic, or if it enters an anti-magic zone. Casting from 2nd Level and Above: You can create an additional hat for every level you upcast this spell. They do not have to have the same appearance, but they follow every other established function as normal.

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

You, sir, win best comment

@kingoftrashopinions6633

2 жыл бұрын

The most prestigious award I could ever hope to receive

@firstnamelastname7244

Жыл бұрын

Wish ❌️ 9th level spontaneous hat ✅️

They should have called the police just to have it on record, it is important to document a chain of events involving assaults if one needs to file a restraining order later on.

@DellikkilleD

Жыл бұрын

lmfao, calling the police to your home is a great way to get yourself or those you care about shot.

@CruelestChris

Жыл бұрын

​@@DellikkilleD That's incredibly stupid.

hat for Halloween. :D wonder if other hats or more will show up for other events/holidays...

Honestly Hank had problems going beyond all his "isms" and it was more then "because he hated OP" but more because "he hated having no control" (hence threatening before attacking OP like he assumed nobody would have interfered where "shock of shocks" they did!) Seriously as Introvert as I am, I've grown weary to bulling tactics like Hank did, and I'm a BIG Man myself! The moment a threat came out of his mouth that was THAT direct "in a joking manner" so to would a counter threat from me "in a joking manner" would have been made (if one can do it in such a way, so too can I). I've learned that when people get that aggressive, their NEVER joking, so I return it in kind! Especially if another in a group I'm in gets such treatment for no good reason! But really I don't tolerate open "ism' like Hank. By that I mean they're open even if passive aggressive with that behavior and act like they can throw their weight around with it! Frankly speaking letting him get away with much of that behavior is likely WHY he assumed it was okay to do so looking at his shock he did what he did! Even though I have to wonder WHY THE FUCK HE THOUGHT HE COULD ATTACK OP WITHOUT A RESPONSE! (Screw two polar bears fighting, I would have shown what happens when TWO POLAR BEARS TAG TEAM ON ONE! And the fight would have been over there and then for Hank, Not hitting him since I'm a grappler, but it would be over there and then!) A reminder to people that even when morons abuse the hell out of descriptions like "phoba's" and "isms" (Racism, ETC) to suit whatever need they need it to be to label people WHO AREN'T SUCH! There ARE people like Hank out there. And you do have to let them know that behavior like what he did will NEVEr be tolerated! I'm talking about the threatening and physical violence! You can hate me and call me the N-Word to the cows come home. I've grown to the point "words from worthless people" (Read NO ONE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHO HAVE DONE ME NO GOOD!) will never hurt me compared to sticks and stones (only "people I do care about" can hurt me with words if I'm not prepared obviously). But the moment you try to put into practise harming me and mine! Your DONE simple and clear. Not killing you done. More your a DEAD person to me in the "who cares for the dead" way. NOW fuck off! Just had to say it because I've dealt with people like Hank in the past! Not the ism shit, but the "think they can walk around threatening and attacking people" kind! I never cared much as despite being big, I was a quick motherfucker and always outwitted and outran them LOL. But when one cornered me thinking it "be easy beating the shit out of me!" Well, Lets just say I was playing football at the time this happened (Middle School) and was a Center/Linebacker and this guy was fucking SHORT compared to me (had a complex about his size compared to me, his favorite insult to me was "Big for nothing") lets just say I picked his ass up like a fucking rag doll and tossed him from wall to wall! Little shit could only taunt back afterwards like that little shit from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist ("I got hit more, making me the victor") where he acted like HE had me on the ropes (The only thing he could do was, I was wearing my coat at the time, it was a "trench coat" as it was a cold winter at the time! I had it un-zipped so all he could do was grab the sides and lift it over my head, not that it saved him as over my head meant the coat was TO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD, which didn't obscure my view and still resulted in me doing Hulk's "puny gods" smackdown on him before that was even a thing LOL). It's why I dislike "proving myself" cause I realize, some people are pieces of shit! "Proving myself" will do nothing. It might even make them more determined to beat me down. Which is why I just stopped caring what they think of me (the little shit was reduced to acting tough and insulting me from a distance or surrounded by his friends, but never ever comforted me directly AGAIN. Also proving at least some are smart to know when their out classed and keep their distance!). But yeah, sadly sometimes the threat of force can be used for good! Not that Hank seemed smart enough to let that deter him (some people are just stupid enough to think people are willing to bluff with them till he threat is follow through! Happens when they've lived in their own bubble where they think reality can't reach them.....and learn it CAN) But yeah, as you said, NO D&D is better then BAD D&D. And I know how they felt wanting to be part of a group and ignoring warning signs as I also did something that stupid (which was another reason I became how I am) just to fit in! Boy did reality punish me for it that I had a "My God What have I become!" I guess we all run into that moment that tries and scare us straight....some like me realize this and back away (originally out of cowardice in my case, but I realize for one cowardice was a GOOD THING LOL). Others double down and think nothing bad will happen and suffer....just to be brought back to this choice again. But if they failed to take the option the first time. They'll likely keep choosing to "double down" and make it worse and worse for themselves! Some people are just not worth the effort as someone once said "I'd rather BE alone, then be around someone who'd make me FEEL like I'm alone!" and I'd rather accept solitude then waste my time with fools where nothing was earned or gained for me! Glad OP walked away from this group in the end

@theinquisitorisamage1653

2 жыл бұрын

Give this dudes comment a pin and a standing ovation - couldn't have said it better myself.

@talynhastime9343

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is like a rollercoaster and the King’s Speech all rolled into one.

@paulman34340

2 жыл бұрын

@@talynhastime9343 Why thank you friend :)

@seekingabsolution1907

2 жыл бұрын

Not the most concise laying out of a position but heartfelt and I must say I concur. I'm less good at ignoring cruel and bigoted language though, not just to me, but against other people, I find exposure to such language wears on my mind and leaves me emotionally exhausted. Not to mention if that language becomes too prevalent in a space, it has a silencing effect on those it targets.

@shawmiserix404

2 жыл бұрын

harry attacked OP hank pulled him off dm aka gordon kicked him out you did not pay attention

I died a little inside. “I’m a longtime DnD player having started playing 4th edition in high school”. My dried up old man soul wept a little lol

@Mkable01

6 ай бұрын

@emptyglass7867 down another 2 litre of Mountain Dew and take your troll stink somewhere else pup.

So a pony was stepping over the line for the DM, but threatening to sexually assault another player out of game is okay? It unfortunate that OP stuck around so long, it sounds like Hank wasn’t the only problem with that group.

@nekomancer47

Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t hank the only good guy in that group? I think you meant harry

@DellikkilleD

Жыл бұрын

yall act like you have never made an off color joke or statement, and its fucking hilarious

@fmadiva

10 ай бұрын

@@DellikkilleD Truly spoken like a r*pey bastard

@TowerArcanaCrow

5 ай бұрын

​@@DellikkilleDthere's a difference between a dirty joke and acting like you're gonna SA someone. If you made that "joke" to me or my friends I'd greet you with a set of brass knuckles

Gotta respect the gm, for just going along with all that players must have consequences. Never mind all respect has been lost. Least the dm didn't let the assualt happen....

@alexiron6876

2 жыл бұрын

sorry but he did let it happen, this wasn't something that happen but something that was built up and was going to happen eventually

That kind of extreme stories are useful as nothing else, because it showing us how actually valuable are good groups.

I love the how Op is like “Omg Im gonna make sure my doors and windows are locked so he doesn’t hurt me again!!!” But then is like “Naw lets not call the cops lol”

@DellikkilleD

Жыл бұрын

smart man, never call the cops, they literally make everything worse. they arent there to help, they are there to extort money for the state.

@_maliciousIntent

Жыл бұрын

Call the cops when there's no proof that it happened aside from hearsay...? That's just begging for trouble.

@michaelp3609

Жыл бұрын

TLDR story didn’t happen

@anthonyseverino8292

4 ай бұрын

​@camillecatalano6064 no evidence, except all the witnesses

Comment for the hat, yhat spell slot was worth it. Also Hank there has some serious entitlement issues. Glad OP was able to eventually leave this group, they sound absolutely toxic. No DnD is better than bad DnD

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

With all the stories I read, that last statement is too true

"It was what my character would have done." Immediate reductions to Int, Wis, and Chr... -7 across the board. No XP given.

@DoomsdayR3sistance

2 жыл бұрын

to the players or their characters? I dunno if most of those players could go much lower... lest I wonder the effects of having negative scores IRL would be.

Oooof... I want to like Gordon because damn there are way too many stories about murder hobos not having to face the consequences of their actions, but holy crap that "We'll hold you down and see for ourselves" "joke" was WAY out of line. If someone can pull off looking convincing as both masculine and feminine screw trying to figure out what's in their pants and just be impressed at their skills because that takes talent.

@Michaeljack81sk

2 жыл бұрын

Gordon's an odd one, for all his awful jokes he really had no time at all for Hank insulting OP over their gender. Imo he just about gets a pass because Actions>Words

@fmadiva

10 ай бұрын

@@Michaeljack81sk No he doesn't get a pass for doing a decent thing and still being a bigot tfym? He only did something because dude was interrupting the game and was attacking someone. Y'all standards of decent human beings are truly garbage. OP eventually left becuase they still experience negativity from the group even after Harry left. Y'all forgetting that part?

"Bacon, unimportant". How dare you.

@Isaygoodday5

3 күн бұрын

My ideal breakfast would strongly disagree

Holy shit that was wild. I can't believe someone would physically assault someone over an RPG of all things. It's a real shame the group turned out to be douchebags, because that story sounded genuinely interested. Hope OP found a better rp group.

@seekingabsolution1907

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, there was a time in my life when I probably would have, some people can get into a head space where their current situation seems all encompassing, that is to say they lose perspective and when you lose perspective you can do all sorts of over reactive things. That's why I don't do competitive games a lot, I get to invested in them.

@18:10 what if they just grabbed them, held them down, and found out? That would be sexual assault.

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. I would have left then and there. Pretty messed up.

Honestly i think OP should have brought back their dwarf pony.

This is food for the algorithm dragon!! Hope your channel grows

That wasn't assault, that was attempted murder.

The amount of people who let people put hands on them without response is astounding. They wouldnt need police they would need an ambulance

Harry is why I am glad I am trained with a firearm.

Ah, nothing like a group of murder hobos to make a party more 'interesting.' And the whole thing with Gordon is a big yikes. I'm sorry that OP had to deal with all of this. Also, only semi-related, but I love the use of Tales of Arise footage during the narration. :D

What are the odds of that many tall ppl in one dnd group

You should never let an assault joke like that slide. People who make jokes like that are menaces to society because even if they wouldn’t go through with it, who’s to say they wouldn’t let it happen right in front of them?

Goodness just started video and the title has already got me worried

Yaay!! Hat's back! Totally worth the Level 1 Spell Slot. UwU

mostly just saying how much of a homophobe hank was and how he attacked op 1 gordan the dm was the homophobe 2 harry attacked op 3 hank pulled harry off op and laid into him until gordan threw harry out

One day I want to hear a D&D story with a ranger named Hank. 🤣

What’s in the water in this town that just breads fing giants?!

From the descriptions on the people playing, bro, everyone was rescaled at 1,2:1 or what? What a chamber of superlatives.

Rest In Peace: Epona!

The Doge returns!

I know these stories are the worst of the worst but damn, there sure are a lot of them out there.

Whatever else can be said about Gordon he gets mad props for out-intimidating Harry and booting him

New to your videos. Good voice and excellent pronunciation. Subscribed. I had to suffer through many people butchering the language.

Tails of arise love that game

The hat returns!

I absolute know the feeling. My friend strangled me once. (We were on acid, we're still friends) But if anyone puts their hands on my throat again my thumbs are going straight in their eyes

Well now I wanna know more.

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

I'll keep an eye out. When I asked the Reddit user who posted the stories for permission to read the stories, these two were the only ones. Maybe they will post more parts.

Take this snack, Algorithm Dragon!

My ex's ex bf (Dustin) was sent to the hospital because the party healer (Mary) let Dustin's character die to save one of the other members of the party (Mark, who was more useful due to his characters ability that I don't remember while Dustin was just a rogue and was really lazy with his character so it wasn't of much use) he got up SCREMAING at Mary and went to hit her and Mark took his ass to the ground. Idk if it's important but Mark and Mary were siblings. I think even if they weren't mark would have beat Dustin's ass because what pussy hits a woman over a DND characters death, but still, I think it's funny as fuck Everytime I talk to my ex I ask her about it and we laugh

What game is that in the background? Is that Tales of Arise?

14:21 these people are really asking to be paid in exposure lol

Threaten me and there is literally no possible way I'm helping you, I might have resurrected and insect at that point just to burn the chance since the other players seemed okay.

This can't be good. I have a bad feeling about this.

Support!

Bank thats underground and ran by gnomes? Does anyone else think he was just re-flavoring Gringotts?

To feed the dragon.

I'm just curious... what is the name of the game being played in the background?

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Tales of Arise

I chose to save myself, then have my character stab himself.

2 people 6ft4, the DM 6ft7, another 6ft11. The OP 6ft2. This is weird, really weird, was this in the Netherlands?

@dorianleakey

9 ай бұрын

Ok, I just decided the OP had to adjust everyones height to fit their own self perception. They're 5'9

what's the game in the background?

What game is in the background?

Harry would not have fucking left that house alive. He didn't just assault them, the description is close to what someone who is getting strangled would experience. I doubt Harry would have stopped if nobody stepped in.

What's the name of the game in the background? Usually it says but not this one left scratching head and it's driving me nuts not knowing.

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Tales of Arise

@SuperbeastOR

2 жыл бұрын

@@DnDDoge Thanks man I thought it looked familiar you had it on a couple of other videos.

Tales of Arise, please stop taunting me!

What game are u playn in the background?

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Tales of Arise

what game are you playing while reading the story

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Tales of Arise

When she picked up the lifestone I thought "she's getting her pony back isn't she? Well she deserves it." Now to see if I was right. edit:...oh yeah, this is a horror story

What game is that in the background?

PERN THE HAT

Hat flavours

What is the game in your background

I would have picked Homer to

Part 2?

I'm really confused by this story. The OP outright mentioned how Gordon, the DM, is anti-Trans, Homophobic and racist, stays with a group of people that, by their description, all sound like a biker gang with everyone near 7 feet tall and Harry is the bad one and Gordon is...good? I'm really confused in all this. If the OP respects Gordon to the point to "bow down" to his world building and ignore all the phobias to the point that he mentioned pinning the OP down and assaulting them (and OP brushing that off), but when Harry actually does it... there are too many unanswered questions in this... that or this is a fake story.

@littlestrawberryfaery

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like op is just used to transphobia maybe a family conditioned thing? I'm trans and came from a really transphobic family myself. As a lil kiddo I once respected transphobes and made excuses for them cause I was taught that and so I wouldn't get hurt. It kinda feels like that from op.

*feeds algorithm dragon*

a lot of people down in the comments are mixing up hank and harry

Everyone really seems to think its important to say dlthe dm was fat lol.

what game is that?

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

tales of Arise

What game is that?

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Tales of Arise

@RobobunnyYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@DnDDoge Thank you!

I am starting to treat those stories about players who were this and that-phobic with suspicion. It's like half of all the stories are like that.

@SetzerII

2 жыл бұрын

And they either have no detail, or something so over-the-top you wouldn't even see it in a movie.

@littlestrawberryfaery

2 жыл бұрын

The D&D community is full of a lot of incels and nice guys both groups that have big issues with the lgbt+. { the D&D community isn't fully bad or nothing but there are nasty ppl in the community.} This also happens outside D&D as well I've had people in such things as the oracle and witchcraft community get violent or agressive over me being trans and queer for some weird reason they've made up in their heads. Anti-LGBT+ ppl will come up with any and all excuses to get violent with lgbt+ ppl.

@SetzerII

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlestrawberryfaery I disagree. Fantasy games are an excellent outlet for people on nearly any 'fringe' of local society, as it's based on being basically someone else for a time. Whether that be a better version of themselves, sex, ect. (It's a long list, not putting it all here). Done right it can really help with such things as social skills once good habits are transferred to real life after practice in a 'safe' environment. Real-life applications aside, D&D is very accepting of people. Much like an MMO, as long as you're not a dick IC or OOC most don't care what you are - unless a literal goblin wanted to play, then they'd try to 'adopt' it just as fast as in-game, heh. Are there still assholes in there? Of course there are, there's always some. The thing is that this has become the new 'Karen' post. "So all my table is LGBTQIA++, and then misgendering happened!" with little-to-no context. It's cookie-cutter and after a while these stories get trite and increasingly hard to believe.

@littlestrawberryfaery

2 жыл бұрын

@@SetzerII You really just went " hey lgbt+ person I'm telling you that I disagree with the experiences that you face everyday in your life " Glenn that's disgusting of you.

@SetzerII

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlestrawberryfaery No, I said that these sorts of posts have become too popular to not take with a grain of salt. It might be true, it might not, I wasn't there. But nuance is a rarity nowadays, and jumping to conclusions the norm.

17:20 basically means: "I'm mentally ill."

@_maliciousIntent

Жыл бұрын

nah it literally isn't. tell me where enjoying dressing the way you want is defined as a mental illness. you can't.

@lucienkairoth350

10 ай бұрын

Besides the fact that incredibly more learned people than either of us see no illness in cross-dressing or gender fluidity in humans; It's almost like nature literally has MANY examples of fauna that ACTUALLY ARE GENDER FLUID.

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"Hey you should play DnD with new people!" me, one of them scary LGBT's with a feminine face: haha no thanks

@mkarg5012

Жыл бұрын

Don't spook

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well then, ussua;y pvp is kept to just in game.... yikes

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Now THIS is the worst rpg horror story.

In regards to the last story, like doge said, assault is assault. The reason is completely irrelevant and you had multiple witnesses present, who were also pushing for the police to be called. This is the typical victim mentality of 'oh poor me, I'm so persecuted' but then they don't want to do anything about it. If you're scared enough to take extra steps to lock your doors and windows(something pretty common anyway, regardless of the scenario) then you're obviously more interested in the attention, hence why OP went to reddit to garner sympathy. Anyone else notice that like 90% of these horror stories are from the same types of people that play victim and cry for attention both IRL and online?

@starofjustice1

Жыл бұрын

"Anyone else notice that like 90% of these horror stories are from the same types of people that play victim and cry for attention both IRL and online?" ...no?

@lucienkairoth350

10 ай бұрын

And you know what they do IRL how? Do I need to get a restraining order on a stalker? 😂

@evanbrown7325

10 ай бұрын

@@lucienkairoth350 I didn't say 'all of those people specifically' I said that they have more in common than not with the TYPE of person that does that. I have encountered many, and they all share similarities that seem to be lacking in the general population.

@idr121

Ай бұрын

@@evanbrown7325 Sad to see that you relate with the offender, I hope you have found the help you truly deserve during the last 9 months.

@evanbrown7325

Ай бұрын

@@idr121 how so? I agreed that the police should have been involved if a crime was committed, instead of whining about it on reddit.

I will be honest...I don't believe in the whole non-binary thing, but I wouldn't go ahead and openly antagonise someone over it. I would share my thoughts on it if they were fine with it, but...I guess it would end there

@_maliciousIntent

Жыл бұрын

That's a great way to approach it tbh.

@lucienkairoth350

10 ай бұрын

Here's a video about why our preconceived notions about gender are simply stupid and wrong. Forrest Valkai is an evolutionary biologist mainly, with multiple other degrees. Sex and Sensibility: kzread.info/dash/bejne/pa6alsqzgZjgpMo.html

@Isaygoodday5

3 күн бұрын

​@@lucienkairoth350going through a lot of school doesn't mean that they're right

"Gender fluid"- in need of real psychological help. Tho ppl in story still suk :(

@paulmares9815

Жыл бұрын

It's a mental condition/illness for sure, and I those people shouldn't be encoraged to "live it out" but instead they should seek help. That being said, I would never curse or straight out attack/assault such an individual. That's beyond fucked up, especially if it's done unprovoked/not in self defense. That dude deffinitely should have notified the police since that assailant had deffinitely issues himself and was acting violent/lashed out for no god damned reason.

@_maliciousIntent

Жыл бұрын

The way OP described it, they just enjoy presenting however they want and dressing however they want. That's not defined anywhere as mental illness and doesn't even encompass gender dysphoria like what I have, so maybe don't?

@lucienkairoth350

10 ай бұрын

Ever wonder how much you harm someone by slapping the mental illness label on them? Hm, it's almost like mental illness only applies when said person can't distinguish between reality and fiction, be it any of the five senses. Being gender fluid doesn't mean you think you can magically snap and have different genitals every other hour. It simply means you change what you present as. Besides, any self-respecting psychologist would be encouraging your identity.

@Isaygoodday5

3 күн бұрын

​@@_maliciousIntentwell OP also said that they consider their birth sex to be irrelevant, and there's plenty of sex divided scenarios in life where that can cause problems if they just go with the option that they feel like that day

what game is that in the background?

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Tales of Arise.

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