'Thats how my character acts" 'Oh cool. Our characters kill characters like that. Thats how we act."

@ThisChangeIsAwful

2 жыл бұрын

this was my thought too. Act like a hostile encounter, become a hostile encounter.

@__-yu8vi

Жыл бұрын

In Jeff's defense, OP did say his character was a kobold. That's what most commoners would do.

@unamed1142

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, main issue I have with that saying is the hypocrisy, because kicking them out of the party is how anyone would realistically respond, and theyre not allowed to do that

"No star wars is better than bad star wars." Disney disagrees

@bodypiercingbytom

Жыл бұрын

😂 HAHAHAHAHA! TRUTH!

@IsilmeTuruphant

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, well as long as 'No Star Wars is less profitable than Bad Star Wars' they always will.

"A hole is a hole" -red flag, red flag, red flag! Unless it's part of someone really RPing the carp out of a deliberately horrible character and you know the person is good at separating irl and roleplay, run. But when it's someone who is showing other signs of being a pervert or jerk like this, just run. I've never heard a good person use that phrase, and all the bad ones are...really bad.

@joshpiotrowski3487

2 жыл бұрын

Oh come on now, we're not all bad

@ThisChangeIsAwful

2 жыл бұрын

I was incredibly disappointed in that DM. If I saw another player doing that I would literally attack and kill him and blow up the campaign before I let him sexually harass another player. fuck that.

@firepuppies4086

Жыл бұрын

Unless its a situation where one gay person is hitting on someone and someone ekse gets upset about it to be homophobic... and the persn getting hit on says it while agreeing to it or saying it as a joke to spite the person being homophobic

Why the hell would OP go back on banning Andrew from his campaign? That’s not being the bigger person - it’s being a doormat.

@patjacksonpodium

2 жыл бұрын

That was infuriating. Dude is definitely needed some reinforcement in the spinal area.

@Kaiser8513

2 жыл бұрын

In my personal experience any time someone named Andrew acts like this they opt to be called Andy. Aware names were more than likely changed (at time of writing half awake and don't recall if it was mentioned) but I hope that OP does learn to stand up for themselves before things get even more out of hand

I can tell Doge had fun editing the "JEFF!" story

@serpentinious7745

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of "GARY!"

@jacksonbarkerthebluehairedfox

9 ай бұрын

@@serpentinious7745 Hahaha, Gary! Gary? GARY! Gary.

I almost regained the ability to talk just to scream "WHAT?!" hearing there were people telling OP to give that obviously toxic player another chance

First story is 0/10, not enough "JEFF!" Last story: they should have known Andrew was done when he stuck that fork in himself, the potato was obviously fried.

The fratbro sounds like he was actually in the closet and just didn't know how to deal with it so he THOUGHT that was how he could hit on OP after existing in a testosterone filled space for so long. Not excusing the way he went about it but that's all I can think when hearing that story, that he was genuinely interested in OP but just went in with the worst possible choices.

@Kennisaurus

2 жыл бұрын

Wondered the same thing. Like maybe he thought because OP is feminine looking it's not really "gay" in his mind. Imo he probably treated OP how he treated women: no respect, they're not people just "holes".

@TowerArcanaCrow

8 ай бұрын

​@@Kennisaurus typical frat boi misogynist behavior sadly. Unironically the OP and his friend sound like lovely people and people like Barbarian don't deserve their presence in their life.

"Cat ran to my door and order Me to let him in"

0:26 - OH GOD!! ANOTHER MICRO-PANTHER!!!! We're doomed from the Cuteness Overload!!

N: "Mr. Doge, might I come inside for a *short* spell?" DnDD: "Of course!" N: **You fool. This domain belongs to me now.**

The old and beautiful tale of a cat look at a house, say 'mine' and get in. Cats are cute.

I don't know if you read all the comments, but if you do: Please don't ever stop making these videos! You, Den of the Drake and Crit Crab help me get through the day. I especially love Lucky the like&comment kitty. Such an unique idea and also an adorable kittyyy. Anyway, longs story short; I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS, DON'T STOP. thank you ❤️

The JEFF! bits by you in this one were quite funny, great way to get my morning started! Thanks for this one, great batch of stories.

Dude that frat boy was so deep in the closet he became a creepy Gollum incel while in there.

"The gay elf" Literally everyone: *"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"*

Gotta love the way Fighter used his Action Surge + Inspiration bonus irl 🤣 Absolute #RESPECT 💪🗿👌

"JEFF!" huh? Well, my character's name is SHAFT! and it's only pronounced correctly when several women sing it at once!

@CADJewellerySkills

3 ай бұрын

Damn right!

1. I've seen someone try to play a _large size class_ human character before, in 3.5e. Something about it felt off to me, my best guess is they were powergaming. Powergaming is only fun if everyone does it, and one-joke characters are only good for one joke. 2. ... I am of the opinion that some people should not be allowed in public unsupervised. Please don't sexually harass anyone! And if someone sexually harasses you, don't cover it up, that's only going to protect your abuser and make things worse for you. Your well-being is worth more than their reputation. 3. Hamstring yourself and blame everyone else for your own choices... Joe sounds toxic. 4. Yandéré don't just threaten people at random. Their defining trait (the thing that makes them yandéré) is homicidal jealousy. They threaten anyone who comes between them and their love interest, including the love interest themself. That and the dated lesbian stereotype... could be fun, if they were characters in their own right and not just desperate whines for attention.

Lucky and Nipsey make my day.

I started binge watching these a few days ago and this one had me in stitches at the commitment to yelling "JEFF!" on Doge's part, every time.

JEFF! would be a great character for a joke one-shot but definitely does not belong in a serious game. I have an idea for a murderhobo one-shot in which the players massacre a town full of annoying NPCs from video games and other media (i.e. Noober from Baldur's Gate and Nazeem from Skyrim). JEFF! would be a perfect player character for that setting.

Love seeing your kitties Doge, thanks! ♥

Hey Barbarian! What did the five fingers say to the face!?

I love how you had fun with the JEFF! sections 😆

16 foot tall human!? What does this guy thinks this is, One Piece?

@LB-yg2br

2 жыл бұрын

He is a giant yo. m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/d3alpbWslbS-o6w.html

16 feet? No human in reality is that tall.

@Spartan135

4 ай бұрын

it was a joke character. big,dumb and strong. 😂

@Evoker23-lx8mb

3 ай бұрын

I mean, maybe his backstory was he had a botched enlarge spell cast on him that was permanent.

@_maliciousIntent

Ай бұрын

dnd is not reality

if lucky's bringing in so many likes you aught to just make a video that's nothing but a compilation of lucky being adorable or better yet, lucky playing dnd

The GM absolutely should not have allowed him to stack training weights, that’s fucking absurd

Dammit Doge! I listen to these videos while playing games and had to pause because I kept laughing every time you "JEFFED"!

In regards to Andrew, yeah, ban the hell out of him. Things just won't get better with him around, they will get worse. Likely, a lot worse. And I am curious, which sword is your Vagabond holding in the footage there Doge?

That second story, oof. I had a DM that was, pretty similar to Barbarian about how they handled that type of content, in Pathfinder. At level 2, the party came across a Succubus that he decided to have flirt with my cleric (who I had made gay since I myself am Bi). I reminded him of such, hoping it would maybe shut down that awkward encounter, and instead of turning it from a 1 to a 0, he turned it to an 8 and “had her grow one” against my character’s thigh. Yeah. Thankfully we killed her next session (the gunsligner legit Nut-Punched her to death). Then a few months later, I won a free Pin Up style art piece on Twitter. I decided to have it be of my cleric since, hey, he was the only character I had at the moment (think Underwear model, that’s about it). When I got it, I asked the dm if I’d be able to show him (aka, asked for consent) when I mentioned winning the art. He said okay and I showed it via Discord. I never should have. About a month or so later, we were in the basement of a haunted house after a ghoul npc had been leaving rather, Stalkerish Love Notes to my character (this is a Rise of the Runelords game for PF1e, and there’s multiple notes that could be left based on party relationships with said npc early on. My cleric had a slight crush because the npc had gotten a town priest when I was bleeding out and the party was ignoring me to loot goblins). In the module, the final room is supposed to have a painting of the npc’s wife that he murdered. Instead, without asking me first, and with a player who isn’t 18 yet, he shares that art piece. Yes, yall read that correctly. Most of the party (and myself) played it for awkward laughs in the end, even making jokes about selling body pillows of the party to earn in game gold since we were becoming like celebrities. Still, I was deeply uncomfortable about it. Especially since I had said rather early on in the game (at a session 0) that I preferred Fade to Black and minimal explicit stuff. He had also been talked to in the game I run by other players because he did nothing but make dick jokes (once walked up to the reborn(kobold) warlock that was reading and said “what you reading, furry porn?”. Another time joined in voice at start of session and immediately said along the lines of “who’s dick do I gotta suck to get this started”. Just, extremely rude and uncomfortable.). I left his table in November of 2021 when I got sick with Covid from work and realized how happy I was to miss his game. I have turned down every offer to rejoin since.

I would make a whole campaign around JEFF! He has such a vacuous persona that there's plenty of room for something intriguing, and humorous.

You can tell doge isnt a huge weeb by his saying weeb words wrong XD Onii chan means big brother, so I don’t know why the character was named that. Yandere is the psycho girl who would torture you in the name of love

@xaldrortenderofthevats8948

2 жыл бұрын

Yanderes arent always sadistic psychos, but all of them are very possessive of their love interest.

Psst! Doge! It's "yandere". Pronounced yan-DARE-ray. You're welcome ;)

“My partner’s friend is a classless human”. Yeah, I’ve known a few of those…

I don't even know what *JEFF!* was thinking

Dnd Doge. You’re my favorite horror story Reddit channel! I noticed people in the posts mention Den of the Dragon or Crit Crab. But you’re the best!

The varied pronunciations of JEFFFF had me in stitches

I remember trying to play FFG SW with my friends, it ended before it even started when my SW fan players began arguing about who got to be the force user and critiquing the non-SW fans character choices for not being "lore friendly". Needless to say we were turned off from the game after that

Ok man, I got directed to your channel from you tube next function and am glad that I did. I have looked through the past year or so and think you are hilarious. Just saying and hope you have a wonderful day (I suppose the correct thing to say is may all your rolls be natural 20s)

Re the third story: As a long time FFG Star Wars GM, I'll tell you that they played the Training Weights wrong, as well. They're not a single weight, it's an entire set. You can't stack them. Plus they're Encumbrance 3. Even if you did stack them, the most you'd be able to wear would be like...5 max? And that's while carrying nothing else. No weapons, or gear, just weights. Plus you'd pass out from strain if you tried to move. Both the player and the GM needed to brush up on the core rules.

Oh Nipsy, the little brother who came from the cold and stole our hearts and the LIKES!

Both Lucky and Nepsy get scritches. I have always assumed that they were stock footage. These are cats that you own???

I don't get why people do stuff like the Starwars story. Why not have his character make his story arc trying to find these pieces. How funny would it be to go to the tech vender whenever they go to market and ask for this hyper specific item using so much jargon the vender goes slack jawed and is like um, I have this completely unrelated thing, will that help? Wouldn't be fun in the game if he just got Divine Powers instead I am having fun trying to find a way. Currently I have hidden a dagger that is connected to an eldritch horror. It tries to promise me longevity (+my con bonus in temp hit points for every creature I kill with the dagger, the temp hp stacks with itself, resets to 0on long rest) and I'm just like "so what's your name?"

JEEEFFF reminds me of this kid in SL that just decided to beat the shit out of me unprovoked. I poofed out of there and went back later when he was gone. no idea what the fuck that was about.

Story 1: Wow, JEFF! really should have thought his character through. When writing characters, the important question to ask is "why?"(I.E: Why is this character here? Why are they the way they are? Why do they believe what they believe? etc), JEFF! clearly had no answer for these questions, if he did, this could have been a great character. Story 2: Karma hit Barbarian like a goods train pulled by three 9F locomotives running full speed into his face. That slap must have certainly felt that way anyway. Story 3: What it takes to build a Lightsaber; 1: Electromagnetic field generator to contain the plasma blade. 2: A material that connects the blade to the wielder (I.E: a Mandalorian Jedi knight, which are rare, could have Beskar incorporated into their handle). 3: A powerful power supply (like an Astromech droid power cell, something that will last a very long time and can be recharged). 4: An apparatus capable of producing a plasma beam. 5(the most important): A Kyber Crystal, the heart of any good Lightsaber, good luck finding one of those on your own (some pirates do sell them on the black market for a very hefty price, but it's better to find one by yourself and bond with it). 1, 3, 4 and 5 have to be small enough to fit in a sword hilt, so 1 and 5 are already very difficult unless you know how to build one. 2 is probably not as important, that's just how the Jedi build their lightsabers. Number 5 is easily the hardest as they only occur naturally in so many star systems and require quite a bit of effort even when you know where to look. Yeah, Joe's D&D experience was doomed from the start, and it was his own fault. Story 4: From the title, I knew Andrew would be a piece of work, I nearly chocked on cringe when I heard his first character's name. OP wants to give Andrew one more chance, I say this: You can give Andrew this chance but give it to him straight that this will be his *very last chance* and if he so much as sneezes during someone else's RP or acts like a child in any way, then he is banned from the campaign with no chance for re-joining.

I really need to ask but if your character has to be an add hole because it’s what their character would do why did you make that character in the first place.

@AdmiralBlackstar

2 жыл бұрын

Well, with good players who enjoy RPing, it can be a way to have character development. I.e. the character starts as a jerk but eventually learns the error of their ways and becomes less of a jerk or even turns into a nice guy. Unfortunately many cringe players just play such a character because it's how they actually are. Or it's how they want to be but have at least bowed to societal pressure to behave themselves normally but see TTRPGs as an excuse to indulge themselves.

DnD dogde accidentally created a new way to say Arcuesus in ways i never thought

after that Star Wars story I thought I would share a one of my own, it's not a horror story more a WTF one. I forget what Star Wars system it was but I was playing A Jawa Technician, and in one mission our party had to dissent an Elevator from an platform hanging in low Orbit to a factory on the Ground, the DM said it would take 4hrs in game hrs to reach the factory, this was to give us Roleplay time, about 1hr in my Jawa got board and decided to speed things up a bit, and so tampered with the mechanics of the Elevator, and speed it up, we got to the ground in 2hrs 30 mins, and were all nearly killed from fall damage, thank god it was a friendly factory as we were looking for a member of Rebels, the party began to tie my Jawa up every time we we got near any Elevator, whether it was on a friendly planet or not. and that's not the worst Wik Wik did in that campaign.

What's the deal with giving ANYONE multiple chances after all that? That dice incident with "Andrew" would've ended very badly for him. Now, if he gave an honest, heartfelt, apology when he got out of the ER after having his character sheet removed from his colon, MAYBE one more chance, but I doubt it.

NIPSEY! he's so cute~! i love the idea of him potentially being lucky's big bro!

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Probably the case. We adopted him about a month before lucky. Then we found lucky in the undercarriage of my car. Thinking they have the same mom or dad, just from different litters.

At least you pronounced the c in arceus as a k rather than an s

The Barbarian... there seemed to be something very crazy going on there. And cringe players be cringe.

@liamdalemon1525

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know about you but to me, his dialogue was the perfect blend of cringe, red flag, failing to read the room and even once or twice throwing in an actually cool line that just makes the story pretty funny to read.

I seem to recall some older RPG systems including deliberate traits that players could pick at character creation that are literally made to weed out people like that guy. Such as "Your character has an allergy against the fundamental forces of the universe but gets an OP advantage to stats until you meet your untimely demise" and then includes a DM section where it basically tells the DM to punish such a player as harshly as he possibly can for picking the trapped metagaming trait.

We need a compilation of those cats. Pleaseu?

Jeff sounds like a hilarious npc to use for comedic relief.

I've played Star Wars before And I was a Force Sensitive character It actually took a minute for me to get a lightsaber But first, I needed to prove I could handle it

Id give the doge a food gift but idk what you like

10:45 How did I know he was going to say that? Anyone else feel the same?

Angragynous Changling Rogue got me rolling Not the story, just the combination of words

14:07 To be fair, I'm much worse around some of my friends, hence my infamous "So your price is $7?" line. But here's the difference, I'm not that way to all my friends, just the ones that are okay with it, some even escalate it further

omg Doge going ham on the JEFF got me rolling

As the a Jeff the obnoxious Jeff with the constant Jeff! Was funny

Tha correction on the use of the term "DnD" smacks perfect for the current happenings with WotC, dang I found this video at an interesting time.

This is even better to put on your comments. JEFF!

Thanks 4 all the hard work.

If JEFF's character was like that - players would probably put him in a religious run house for the insane.

As soon as JEFFFF!!!! refused to explain his "punching people" quirk, when asked...(and I admit I'm assuming the GM asked for an explanation OOC)...then he should have been told to leave. Though frankly most of this stuff would be avoided if the GM fully checked the characters before starting, so that stuff like this doesnt get the chance to come up in the first place.

Are-key-us

Listening to these stories makes me realize how most gamers have no coping mechanism and cannot handle confrontation. Tolerating the intolerable is too often the operative approach. No gaming is always better than bad gaming.

So many of these horror stories could be avoided if people would just learn how to say no. For example, if JEFF! had been at my table, I would have told him in session zero that I don’t allow PVP, and if he’d started attacking random players anyway, I would have asked him to leave. If I had a PC try to sexually assault another PC, the pervert’s player would be kicked. No is a wonderful word. Use it.

@tsifirakiehl4250

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, I’d kick the player of any character who tried to sexually assault ANYONE, PC or NPC.

@tsifirakiehl4250

2 жыл бұрын

Why, why, WHY does anyone want Andrew to have another chance? He’s had loads of chances and squandered them all! He’s clearly never going to learn! Ban him and never look back!

"No Star Wars is better than bad Star Wars." ...and this pretty much sums up why I never watched Episode IX.

Ahh lucky older brother so cute all three of you our so adorable.

It's weird how never recieving any consequences makes him think his behavior is acceptable. I am targeting you because you're a known cheater, you can either be an adult or you can be gone.

JEFF! is the greatest character ever written in fiction, ever.

You sure the 15' wasn't an accident. It is reasonably tall in the metric system, reading the feet as meters.

For the last story, I will vote "Ban him" as well. You gave him chances, and he has exhausted them. If you keep him around, it will get worse and worse.

Is it just me....or after all this time am I realizing vampire fangs on our beloved Doge? >.>

You sound like you have way too much fun saying Jeff's name XD

Second story seems like some dream. That's totally fictional story.

Some of these stories sound so far-fetched. But being in similar situations, I sadly know they aren't

Fratbro story is literally just homoerotic fanfiction someone wrote about their own self

@yaldabaoth2

4 ай бұрын

100% this, including them living happily ever after.

@lrogersgaming4373

Ай бұрын

Yeah average redditor.

Mustafar rave!

Self-inforkified stabbification is a sure sign, that player will not last, lol.

Shoutout to Fighter

"My name Jeff"

I like listening to these while I play Elden Ring

Jeff: yeah, he made a problematic charecter, and din't expect people to act in kind? Social awkwardness or not there are social co structs at play. D&D is a safe place to practice them, hence a great place for autistics like me and for people with anxiety disorders like one guy thst i used to be in a regular group before i moved out of state. The problem is you have to be willing to follow the unwritten social contract. Barbarian: this was a nightmare. The fighter was a great guy all around, and barbar was a jerk. I have played chsrecters that were horn dogs but even they took no means no as sacrosanct. STAR WARS: he made an imposible build for someone effectivly on Tattooine on the fringes. What was he expecting? Andrew: yeah, this guy had plenty of time to grow up but diddn't. He thought a game was more important than the DM greaiving over a dead loved one. He cheated. He talked over people. And he made gay sterotypes that would make Fox News think they went too far. Toss him

you got JEFFED!

This one was both hard to listen to and inspiring

JEEEEEEEEEF

"It's what my character would do!" "Oh! Now we get it! 'Your character' is an asshole! OUR characters kill assholes!😈"🔪 Problem solved!

Is 15 exp even worth it? I don’t know the system so I can’t say.

@AmaryInkawult

2 жыл бұрын

Generally no. Especially when stupidity is involved.

@AtelierGod

2 жыл бұрын

@@AmaryInkawult how much exp do you need in the star wars system anyway?

@AmaryInkawult

2 жыл бұрын

@@AtelierGod oh I never touched the SW system, it's generally not a lot in any system especially in later levels past what 3-5. That kind of grind is just unbearable.

@patjacksonpodium

2 жыл бұрын

Long time FFG Star Wars GM here. 15 XP is a nice chunk of change. However, they played the item completely wrong. You can't stack it. And he'd have passed out from strain after a single step even if he could.

@falxblade1352

2 жыл бұрын

actually yeah, 15 xp is a pretty solid gain. That's usually enough to get st least an early spec tree ability

*Story 1.* I don't get the joke. I get that it's a joke character, but I don't get how "I attack the party randomly and scream my name out loud lol XD so random" is funny. *Story 2.* Unfortunate bit of frat culture. Can absolutely see how this turned OP off D&D. At least their friend is a true bro. *Story 3.* DM should've stepped up fast. That Guy was the problem obviously, but DM should've kicked them out earlier. *Story 4.* I was waiting to make a comment but then I heard "he stabbed himself with a fork." Yikes that guy should've been gone after that.

23:28 Not to be that guy, but I think it's pronounced Ark-ee-us. I grew up pronouncing it Are-C-us, but I had to learn the proper way to say it before I got bullied for it back in middle school.

@Arcticmaster1190

2 жыл бұрын

Know the feeling. Back in the day, me and my small friend group would pronounce “Kyogre” (pronounced Ky-O-grr) as “Kee-O-grey”. I learned the proper pronunciation years later. XD

JEFF made me laugh

I don't even play Pokemon and even I know you completely skinned, butchered, slapped a "further reduced" sticker on that pronunciation of Arceus

Lol The barbarian is gay and probably in the closet and clearly was attracted to OP.

I haven't played D&D in eleven years now, and I love listening to these stories. It makes me not regret dropping it. xD 1st story: Should have killed him off right at the start, obvious murderous bandit is obvious. 3rd story: They should have given him a vibroblade.