Cringe DnD Couple And The Foot Lover - DnD Horror Stories
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In today's episode of Dungeons and Dragons horror stories, we have a tale of a couple that join a game, only to turn out to be that guy, and that girl. Not wanting to learn the game, being problem players, and injecting their fetishes onto unwilling party members. This story has all the DnD Cringe you could ask for.
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Gameplay: Stray
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When I heard “Tortle necromancer with a fixation on bones” I immediately thought “mix necromancy with divination, make a bone-reading Tortle.” Shame it had to be plain old edge.
@Quario
Жыл бұрын
Yeah obiously the turtle necromancer would be into bones, considering torts are basically walking ribcages lol
"Luckily, she's a bard, and doesn't know much about spells. So the worst she does to this npc is burn him with Heat Metal." ... say that to man in plate armor.
@akun50
2 жыл бұрын
If it's an NPC, that's when you reveal that he's part-Iron Golem and heals from it.
@marclytle644
Жыл бұрын
Cook and book!
@funnyblog100
Жыл бұрын
My bard is actually much worse due to being college of whispers and having the sharpshooter feat. Meaning he will make sure that steel bolt from his crossbow sinks deep into your skin and burns your mind with psychic damage before he casts heat metal on it.
The number of cute black cats just keeps increasing!
@me0101001000
2 жыл бұрын
The more I see them, the more I want a KZread channel or Instagram page dedicated specifically to them.
@idankatz8085
2 жыл бұрын
As it should
@therealvoid365
2 жыл бұрын
That's racist1111!!!!111!!!!
@123lovelylady
Жыл бұрын
They really help with the cringe! They're so cute!
I get the 3 seashells reference, every restaurant is Taco Bell
I hate hearing stories about couples ruining games because I play with my wife all the time and because of people like this some groups don’t want us playing together.
Hold up... This player took ALL of session one tormenting an NPC? I'm just imagining the rest of the party, chained up, watching this Dom season for like forty mins.
Ah, a kitty party, and it's my birthday to boot. Today should be a good day for me.
@kenshin491
2 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday.
@K_i_t_t_y84
2 жыл бұрын
happy birthday! ♥
@starbird3939
2 жыл бұрын
Bonne anniversaire! 🎂
@thatanonymouschocolate
2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🎈🎉
@DnDDoge
2 жыл бұрын
Happy womb escape day!
Just feeding the pup the pot brownie alone, the suggesting of it anyways, would have been ground for me to boot them, animal abuse in any form is completely unforgivable
@wolfyblackknight8321
2 жыл бұрын
totally agree more so since pot is just as poisonous to dogs as chocolate is so it would get the dog to settle down in the sense dying is "settling down"
Not related to the stories, but I love how Stray had the cat just collapse dramatically after wearing the vest for the first time. That is exactly how cats react to having shit put on them, I know because I put harnesses on cats before and these dramatic little shits didn't take two steps before they took similar dramatic prat falls themselves and it is the funniest shit I have ever seen an animal do.
The Demolition Man reference was a surprise XD
@DnDDoge
2 жыл бұрын
All restaurants are taco bell
The three seashells joke was well played. Lol. Very niche, not many will get it.
@jimi_jams
Жыл бұрын
Someone put me back in the fridge…
love the cats at the start of the video and glad to see other people pointing out pot is harmful to dogs so other people wouldn't make that mistake by accident
My first 5e table had a Problem Player Power Couple. They were a married couple that were playing before I got invited to the table, so I have no clue how they met our DM. Husband had a short fuse both in and out of character, and mained paladin just to bully everyone into doing what he wanted. Wife's favorite game wasn’t DnD, but misery poker. I remember one instance during a break where one player was venting to me about her creepy ex, and Wife had to butt in and say "well, if you think that's bad, [Husband] got fired from his job again" Yes, AGAIN- the man couldn't hold a job because of his temper. They had a similar "one talks to the other like a child" dynamic, but it was Wife who did this to Husband, mostly to calm him down like a toddler having a meltdown. It kinda creeped me out, if I was being honest. Biggest incident was that when we started a new campaign and the DM had what I would consider a reasonable limit- "PHB only, level one, and play a class and race you never played before." Wife whined that we couldn't do anything fun at level 1, then threw a fit when DM didn't budge. Husband just had a searing meltdown (he wanted to play another paladin) and sulked in the car until Wife left the session with him. They came back with lvl 1 characters next session, acting like their behavior didn't happen, and refused to talk about it. Our DM ended up moving out of town, and we had to go on hiatus for a bit. When we got back together for online sessions we just... didn't tell them. I got cornered by Husband one day at the supermarket when he tried grilling me about the group. I'm still not sure if he was trying to be genuinely friendly or trying to scare me. I never saw him smile until that day, and oh lawdy he looks like an absolute psycho when he smiles. I've been blessed with a poker face, so I straight up lied to him and said we never got the group back together. He then got really sulky (like that was gonna win me over) and I quickly made an excuse to leave. Thankfully he was working, so he couldn't follow me.
I honestly wonder what goes through the heads of people who play a ttrpg just to act out their horrible fetishes on an unaware (and often unwilling) audience. I shouldn't leave a session knowing more about what gets you off than I did going in, especially if we don't actually know each other IRL. Also, the stuff about Necro screwing with OP with their commission was frustrating, what's even the point of having a progress report if you're just going to ignore them until they're finished? Just time and effort wasted for no reason.
@elwiwi4638
Жыл бұрын
Such HORRIBLE and GRUESOME fetishes
Me, after seeing the title/thumbnail: "I have a question, for God... *_WHYYYYYYYYYY?!_* "
The "enemy-to-bones"-spell (without a save) at LEVEL 2 (!) was SUPER-OP! That sounds like something a high level spellcaster could do against low-level EXTRAS. This "spell" was the biggest red flag. The guy could just as well raised the red flag from the top of the reichstag!
Regarding the pot Brownie - turns out, marijuana is toxic to dogs too. So even if it was (somehow) a chocolate-free pot brownie, you *_still_* don't feed it to your dog.
Thank you for that kitty party, I needed it today
Knew it that someday soon that you'll have Stray on the background. Also ha! Demolition Man; that was a great reference.
@DnDDoge
2 жыл бұрын
What would have given you that idea? Lol
@theofficerfactory2625
2 жыл бұрын
@@DnDDoge I don't know. Maybe it's the 3 house panthers that you have?
Maybe a carob brownie, those are supposed to be safe, but not with the pot...good lord. Other than that, the guy and his partner there are definitely trouble.
This couple are not right in their heads. And sounds like neighbours that I wouldn't be around with.
Note,,,dont give chcolate to doggos
Ah, yes. One of the two ways people resonate with the "you can do anything" part of describing TTRPGs. Most people who really take that on board will use it to go deep on immersion. A few, like Not Tiefling, use it to justify doing random, disruptive nonsense.
Stray crashed my PC, at least I'm watching someone play it.
Here's a 🦶 to feed the algorithm dragon.
What a great way to wake up.
Good morning everyone. Oh boy I have a bad feeling about this one.
I love the kitties
Commenting to support you in the algorithm! ♥
I’ve heard this one before, and it never gets any less cringy. How do people like these two make it into any kind of polite society?
These kitties make me so happy so the doges story's and hurt my soul
Ha, Doge doesn't know how to use the three shells.
I keep having the same reaction to people like "not tiefling". I would want to play with them. Definitely a case of poor match for the other players.
yesss another upland been binging fir the past few days making art for my ttrpg 🥰
Those two our finally kicked out. Thank you Leroy!
Kitty party!
You get bonus points for the demolition Man reference
21:07 "I just put a lot of myself into this character." RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩
0:24 - CAT RAVE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Thanks 4 all the hard work.
For soe reason, I imagined the Necro as General Grievous from Star Wars. I found it funny.
That dm was a master of patience
Lucky partying with the boys.
Why is "speak with animals" always a tool for chaos? Lol
Good morning my favorite internet doggo
also the immense cruelty of giving psychotropic drugs to an animal that can't understand or consent
Feeling my age for knowing this, but I saw that Demolition man reference you did there...
@DnDDoge
Жыл бұрын
It's a classic
If you already covered my fear of pvp story, can you please send me the video link?
@DnDDoge
2 жыл бұрын
I think I recorded that one, but it hasn't been organised into a video yet. I usually record in batches and then match the stories up to make the videos, so keep an eye out.
@wolfherojohnson2766
2 жыл бұрын
Ok! Thank you! I love your vids!
Pot brownies aren’t just poison for dogs because of the chocolate, but also marijuana. I had a friend whose dog got really sick because she ate some discarded marijuana - apparently vets have reported an uptick in marijuana poisoning in dogs since it was legalized in Massachusetts. The dog made a full recovery I believe in legalizing it, but please don’t just litter the streets with discarded joints
@BigBeerus
Жыл бұрын
As much as its polite to not leave finished joints everywhere people also need to be properly training their dogs? Why the f are the dogs randomly eating things off the ground? Thats 1000% a behaviour that is easy to train out of a dog and 1000% should have been as soon as you started taking it outside. Its likely owners smoking too close to dogs. Either that or for some reason no one actually bothers to teach a dog how to act in public for its own safety. There's a dummy long list of things a dog might eat on the ground other than weed that would be really bad, it should already be trained not too because of that before anything was legalized. Mine would never 😂 but then again i actually bother to look up how to train them properly and brought it too a trainer as a pup.
A that guy that girl combo, lovely. 🤢
@ShitpostingJoJo
2 жыл бұрын
They deserve eachother, but nobody deserves to have them as players 💀
@marybdrake1472
2 жыл бұрын
@@ShitpostingJoJo Agreed.
idk if any one ever noticed that reference but demoliton man three sea shells! i still wanna know how do you use those three sea shells!
just going to point this out because its kind of an odd thing I know from a neighbor of mine who had to deal with it apparently his dog "somehow" inhaled and got poised from some pot smoke or something while his kid was watching the dog and it had to be taken to the vet it survived but it was a costly and very unhealthy thing to have happen to it so feeding a dog a pot brownie even if it didn't have chocolate would probably still be fatal or at least seriously poisonous to it also "Marijuana is toxic to cats, dogs, and horses. Animals process many compounds differently than humans do, and as a result, many foods and medications that are safe for us are not safe for them." so pot in general is probably not something to give pets so yeah bad pet owners
Your awesome doggie.
I feel like trying to name her character Fart for the list of NotTiefling's issues sounds like a case of Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking since it's really a non issue compared to the other shit she pulled.
Wait I’ve seen this before
Pot kills dogs too, for the record.
If you put the brownie dough in a pot and then in the oven, does this make it a pot sticker?
Yay! Kitty Party!!
Can anybody tell my why the aboleth cant kill his people? That part sounds fine, occasionally a bear comes into town, they dont live here but it happens.
Good morning I'm not surprised that he and she are that guy/girl listen to the story they be the people who just want to be in control of the group and wear road the DM campaign
Some of the worst players I've seen are couples. Some were a case of "player's girlfriend", but when both are actually gamers so much BS and drama. But NOTHING like this. NotTeifling didn't have the maturity to be at a table. Lots of the reasons I don't like playing with junior high kids, but also a creep. Feetcreep. Wow. Good riddence.
Uh noooo the kittens have multipled🤗
Nah, I couldn't kick them They were the DMs But I did stop playing with that group
M O R E C A T S
*subscribes* My guy won me over with black cats. My two say hello.
Why do I always picture feet guys with fat, smelly neck beard with high pitched nasal voice, profusely sweating, smelling bike seats and buying used underwear.
I see a foot, I click on the video.
I gave 3 likes for 3 cats. Unfortunately the second press of the like button took away the first like, for a net gain of 1 like.
@AaronJLong
2 жыл бұрын
Also I love a good Demolition Man reference.