Imagining an elf charging a gnome screaming *"I AM GOING TO BREED YOU!"* Is just side splittingly hilarous.

@BurroughsProductions

2 жыл бұрын

right that shit sounds Hella funny. Ops Def being dramatic

@WTFisTingispingis

Жыл бұрын

That would trigger my fight or flight instinct.

@wcookiv

Жыл бұрын

@@BurroughsProductions OP said that if it had stayed just a joke it would have been okay, but gf was clearly just using the group to generate personalized fetish porn.

@AdiG1

Жыл бұрын

@@WTFisTingispingis Castrate or Dash, mate

Okay, Baby Boomerang had me ROLLING.

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Right!?

@wcookiv

Жыл бұрын

The baby too for a split second.

@nerdstorma8427

Жыл бұрын

Did she expect the infant to pilot the boomerang?

A pregnant caster would maybe be okay, but BARBARIAN? Can't wait to hear the rest of this disaster

@gigaswardblade7261

2 жыл бұрын

imagine miscarrying due to a minotaur attack

@marcusreading3783

2 жыл бұрын

I mean...it could be done. The world is magic after all, so simple handwave of magic protecting the child and removing the negative effects of actually being able to move with a bowling ball attached to your front is perfectly acceptable. Straight out of a porn game, but it works. That said, fucking WHY?! Keep it to your bedrooms!

@gigaswardblade7261

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcusreading3783 "i cast mage armor on the fetus"

@PaladinGear15

2 жыл бұрын

I had someone do this nonsense before! I was just like "Listen man, we commonly get blown up by fireballs, stabbed in the gut, poisoned, and do strenuous physical exercise like 40 mile walks while eating nothing but dried fruit and beef jerky, there is no way in hell the baby's gonna be okay even if you do get pregnant, so please stop trying unless you plan to retire the character". His response... "No it's fine, my character will still go on adventures while pregnant" like nothing I said got through to him x_x

@DerVasto

2 жыл бұрын

@@gigaswardblade7261 *rolls 1* "Fetus Deletus!" "You just erased her unborn child." "Oh..."

Is it me, or does op's character with the goblin baby that he's trying to return to its people that he's slowly grown attracted to and get him into trouble by eating things he's not supposed to sound suspiciously like a D&D-ified version of the Mandalorian and baby Yoda?

My groups would have been like "she threw away her baby. I'm sure the kid is either going to he an adventurer or a beeg"

@wcookiv

Жыл бұрын

If I was DM then a feral child leading a pack of wolves would go on the random encounter table. The game would also suck because I'm not really a great DM overall, but that's what I'd do.

you ever hear something so absurd, your mind glosses over it first time then hear it again and you're dying laughing? 'Threw her baby on a boomerang' was that for me. Good video, love these dnd horror story channels.

The character with the pregnancy obsession could be a great idea in the right setting - a joke game in which everyone is trying to be as absurdly perverted as possible. (I think this character should be introduced into a game with tentacle monsters... Imagine the resulting train wreck.) In a serious game, this character is cringe and doesn't fit at all.

"who's 24/7 pregnant" was he expecting her to just suddenly not be pregnant when it was convient?

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, I just read them, lol

@ThePlayplay64

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing when he said that. I'll admit she seems over the top. But the entire party seems kinda off/ kinda fucked up.

@wcookiv

Жыл бұрын

Given that it was stated during the character descriptions, I interpreted this was meant to mean that being pregnant was her only character trait in any roleplay interaction, no matter the circumstances. But it was still funny for a moment for the reason you said, lol.

@dorianleakey

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, she thought she was just joining in​@@ThePlayplay64

This might be a terrible horror story about a player's pregnancy fetish.... BUT LOOK, A KITTEN!

@redbone9068

2 жыл бұрын

"what do you mean by that?"

@nickbrothwood1238

2 жыл бұрын

There's a time and a place for one to unleash their fetishes... and DND IS NOT IT!

@belgarath6388

Жыл бұрын

@@nickbrothwood1238 To be fair, among the DnD 3.5 books there exists a certain NSW book which would accomendate that kind of gameplay. That is however for the extremily rare case when the people in the game actually know exactly what that entails.

@juliusofthelake1458

8 ай бұрын

I understood that reference

Kitty eeeeee For one, Kingdom Death minis are pretty pricey, and they are super detailed. She was definitely devoted when she bought that. But damn, it would be a miracle if no one was traumatized from this whole experience

This problem player sounds like one of baalbuddy's psycho elves...

Shooting the gnome in the face got a chuckle out of me. I laughed so hard I choked on my shake.

as soon as the dm realized he didn't want to RP that stuff, he should have struck it out of the games, also all rp & erp have defined boundaries, if they are not defined then the answer is no.

Ok, I wasn't going to like and comment.... buuuuut the cat got me.

@sammyj6532

2 жыл бұрын

What was wrong tho? Cat got your tongue?

@Kjfungirl

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

@Calax93

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@davidaustin4354

2 жыл бұрын

Obligatory cat comment

@chibiktsn3

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl, same.

Played a old gnome cleric. He is constantly trying to be a match maker of others. Part of His backstory was when he was younger he was notorious "entertainer" and the gm at the time has hinted at an organization called "The Order of illegitimate children of promiscus gnomes" and they hinted it more and more. But we lost players and we will never know if this shadow organization ever got to my cleric

The one time I ever regretted drinking while listening to DnD horror stories: hearing the sentence "my gf wanted her breast milk to be able to heal people by drinking it." **Cough cough cough vomit noises**

I think hearing someone randomly running at me yelling "I'm going to breed you" in a campaign would make me jump in the hole too lmao

Okay, that wink at 1:25 was pretty cute. You get points for that, Doge

Finally, a story I haven't heard before.

This is one of those situations when "yes and" goes WAY TOO FAR!!!

You lost me with baby on a boomerang!🤣

The kitten was very effective

Awe adorable kitten!

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?! Unless a persons fetish is so low key that they can indulge without anyone noticing (and even then, FUCKING WHY?!), why would you ever start messing around with this shit outside of your own room or with a fully knowledgeable and consenting group!? ERP is fine, but it HAS to be clearly layed out for the entire group beforehand.

the boomerang baby moment made me think of DBZ Abridged's version of King Cold's reaction to his son's death. King Cold: "Oh well you win some, you loose some." Trunks: "Children?" King Cold: "Ya"

"I am going to breed you" is the best war cry

Hope that your channel grows as mush as you want, I liked your voice and the gameplay on the back was as interesting as the post

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I hope so too!

Liked for the Kitten. 10/10 strat.

I've been playing D&D over 36 years now and I can honestly say no....I have never had any experience close to this lol Some of it was funny as hell though. Also I've noticed a trend where DMs let dice rolls dictate what happens, that is always a bad idea when it's something that sounds bad to begin with.

after looking up kingdom death I have to say that their minis are absolutly beautiful in detail but geez are they expensive. Time to save up on the side a fund for a few. ^_^

Commenting for the kitty

10/10 for the cat

KDM is awesome. Bought the pregnant hero mom character for my wife when she was pregnant with our son. Strong hero mom for a strong hero mom.

@wcookiv

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for making this wholesome.

The kitten... Its impossible to resist... Edit: whats that game in the background? It looks pretty fun.

@WolfHreda

2 жыл бұрын

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth. It's a seriously solid MetroidVania.

I will add you to the horror story watch list! Thank you for the content

It seems like she might not understand certain boundaries, but also from the looks of it was trying to come out to certain fetishes and wants to her boyfriend at the time and for some reason felt that a shared thing like D&D was the best way to see. People tend to not think their clever plans through very well unfortunately. She should not have done that in a group that wasn't into that sort of thing, they should have said no. A lot of hindsight with this thing since it seems like there are a lot more moving parts in the background that the boyfriend and girlfriend didn't realize. That said, baby guided boomerang is freaking hilarious. TL:DR If you have certain sides of yourself that you want to inform your partner about, D&D might not be the best place to do it.

@DerVasto

2 жыл бұрын

DnD is never a good place to come out as anything. It just ruins the fun. If people need to share something with someone, they should have enough trust and/or built up enough courage to talk to them privately, because it will always be awkward, but in DnD it will be awkward and also horrible as suddenly the perspective of people can shift but you're already stuck in a campain together, with some people needing time to let it sink in but they can't because of said campaign so they're stuck there, possibly dumbfounded at best and shocked or angry at worst. No possibility to escape that situation to cool off except for leaving and therefore basically ruining everyone's fun. Nobody wants to be that person.

Hoo.. Boi, this is quite the tale. Sad for OP though, couldn't bring himself to break it to her

The bloody wink!

I spilled my drink at "She gets super pregnant super fast"

Nice kitten!

Yolo for the cat!!!!!!!!!

Ohh kitten. Yippie.

Oh joy…reminds me of something that happened to me with my character.

Kingdom death monster miniatures are cool if you don't get lewd ones they had some amazing monster design and humans too

Wait wait wait wasnt she an elf? Orcs and elves cant have babies!

Am I one of the few who wouldn't mind having that mini, using it for say a random villager that needs saving?

The kitten worked

For the most part I didn't get the fetish issue, I mean I could see interacting with a pregnant npc so why not use a stand for that, and so what if she is pregnant. I mean weird but not exactly throwing a fetish in people's faces especially since she wasn't pregnant, but that "battle cry" is where I started to se OP's point.

Damn. Alright. Comment for the kitten.

*sees the Like & Comment Kitten * CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~!!!

Kingdom death: we got you fam!

damn, failed my wisdom save against the like and comment kitten

When I saw this video recommended to me. . .I noticed it said it was posted NINE MONTHS AGO

Bribery of cat accepted.

"This was like a Seinfeld episode in dnd form" Damn

just here for the kitten

Wow, I surely heard the word surely a lot in the first story.

Why did the DM toss a baby down a pit!? The iffy girlfriend isn't the only problem player here, the DM is doing some pretty over the top stuff.

Kitty! I think the problem player went too far, but I also want to say that it is okay for the other PCs and DM to express their discomfort if and when the Problem Player crosses boundaries.

It is bad I know EXACTLY what figure that is. Its the Fade figurine

@strangeyoungman

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the "Grand Mother" monster, I vaguely remember seeing it when considering Kingdom Death. Is it bad I know the OTHER figure it could have been?

Your like and comment kitten has worked.

Why do ppl gotta be weird? Also, morning doge!

Looking up Kingdom Death was...a mistake

Very cute cat

Doge, may I ask: What animation program are you using for your host avatar? Keep up the great and entertaining work.

...yeah. K:MD is seriously screwed up. Though some of the minis are quite (wolf's howl) and that's about it. As for zombie cats; Animal Adventures has ya covered. Plus, No smash mini! Sell the mini.

good vid.

8:57 So he's playing the Mandalorian?

The idea of a pregnant adventurer could make for an interesting character concept if done right. This, however, just sounds like all kinds of awkward.

I played League of Legends once... Never again. Not even if someone paid me.

the background game reminds me of touhou luna nights

Why just why would anyone do something like this?😕

Hey DnD Doge, every single day, for about 1 1/2 months now, I've been subscribing to your channel, and every single time I do, KZread unsubscribes me from the channel. I've been devastated because your videos have helped me get through so many mundane daily tasks, and I feel like the least I could do is show some support. Is there any way to fix this problem so I can finally subscribe to this wonderful channel?🙌

I feel the need to let everyone know that GF was not the norm for maieusophiles. I have an appreciation for the pregnant form as well, but not butting into a tabletop RPG campaign. Especially not like this. Pregnant ladies should be relaxing in comfort and nurturing the lives within, not raping gnomes and throwing their babies at wolves. What makes this woman think that's acceptable?!

I wasn't gonna comment but I saw the cat

Doge you way better than Crit Crab and Den of drake!!.... Way better!!

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I'm better than anyone, but thanks for the compliment!

for showing me the cat I will comment, like and subscribe thank you

I don't know why more people don't use the like and comment kitten. It's so effective!

I think this is the second time I heard this, and the OP and the group were all into edgy stuff, the GF was given the wrong idea from the start.

*see like and comment kitten* Okay, you got me. I'm liking, commeting and subscribing. Give the kitty pats.

The first one was definitely... Yeah audience matters. Me and my girlfriend would definitely not mind it and would love it, but making someone who ISN'T is complete cringe.

😻

I love cats!!!!!!!!

As someone who doesn't know much about League: What's wrong with a lady playing Ari?

@SerialSnowmanKiller

2 жыл бұрын

I suspect that it's either: A) A dig at the fact that Ahri is one of the more blatantly fanservice-y champions in the game (and there is lots of fanservice), and she's basically a fox-girl kitsune succubus. The sort of character who you would expect to appeal to hormonal young men more than anyone else (though I'm not judging). OR B) A dig at the fact that when well-played, Ahri can be extremely rage-inducing to fight, such that a particularly frustrated player might assume that anyone who plays her, plays her specifically to annoy people. Her regular abilities have decent range and are quite damaging, and she has access to a 'charm' spell which temporarily makes your champion walk towards her. Her ultimate ability allows her to dash a short distance three times in quick succession, which makes attempting to trap or ambush her very unlikely to succeed, allows her to dodge barrages of aimed abilities, and enables her to quickly and easily get in close to and destroy long-ranged blaster champions (who she's very likely to fight). She's not particularly OP, if at all, but her abilities make her particularly aggravating to fight if you like playing certain types of champions.

@l0stndamned

2 жыл бұрын

@@SerialSnowmanKiller Thanks for explaining, although that sort of character sounds more like a tone-setter for a dude player than a lady.

Man...what to do when it’s a chick acting this weird, oh I know. You simply YEET!

This story was hilarious. But woah what game is this?

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth Its currently on gamepass and I highly recommend

commenting because the kitten told me to

I wasnt gonna like or comment but i mean. Cats!

DnDoge

Eternally pregnant woman who uses babies as weapons and flirts with every NPC to replenish her supply sounds awesome to me. I think the girlfriend was just in the wrong campaign.

@leiderhosen7110

2 жыл бұрын

Really it should be a minor god that's a bastard mutt of Zeus and Ares with some vaguely referenced but never explained lore, that sort of barges in to cause shenanigans out of nowhere and then vanishes like a whisper on the wind.

Should I put my horror story on your sub reddit?

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

If you'd like. I can read it over

1.2K+

Ty4kitten

Kinky DM and player

I've known women like this, not with that fetish, but yeah.

Lol! What is wrong with op? I think he was just afraid that he got his ex pregnant! XD

Kitn coment

Notice the common theme among all these stories….everything hetero is cringe.

I'm sorry but i can't see this otherwhise than hilarious. Lol. I'm sure if it was a guy playing a male bard there would be less drama.

She's committing infedelity left and right and needs to be punished