I now have the image in my head of a doge browsing furry "art" to find a picture for the thumbnail: "not that, not that, save this one for later..." It amuses me endlessly.

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@patjacksonpodium

2 жыл бұрын

*a FinE aDDiTiOn tO mY cOLLeCtiOn!*

@Sgt-Wolf

2 жыл бұрын

"I'll just make a backup of this one"

@socatoansoldier9984

2 жыл бұрын

Doge's FBI Agent: "Interesting..."

@Flame-rp6yq

2 жыл бұрын

reading the "amuses me endlessly" got me almost wheezing xD thank you for this, you have made a man smile today

I love how these guys seem to feel that seeing imaginary boobs is the greatest triumph ever, asking Alexia to play Sweet Victory while they clinch their fists with a single tear running down their cheek. "We made it, lads. Our long winter is over."

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

You legit got a giggle out of me for this one, lol.

@andrejg4136

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who is on in years (in the eyes of youngsters on the internet) I have a blase reaction to casual nudity. Like one of those "Hrm if it was that kind of party I wouldn't have dressed up so fancy" kind of reactions while I clown the person otherwise. My gaming time is somewhat limited, would rather not waste it on nonsense.

@dbomb8825

Жыл бұрын

The fuck you mean "see"?

the "Rape rule" If I felt like trolling I'd use their fucked logic against their own logic just to fuck with them. "Does the rule apply to our defeated enemies? Also even if no if there's a large chance of being raped if you're a woman, there's still a chance you'll be raped as a man." Seriously punch holes in the "logic" is always the best solution.

"You have two choices... Choice number 1: You put on some clothes. Choice Number 2: We put clothes on you with sovereign glue."

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like the best solution, lol

@MWH12085

Жыл бұрын

I have a Half-Drow cleric of Eilistraee. She does take everything thing off for a ceremony via moonlight (Eilistraee is depicted as not wearing clothes and only covered by her hair) but in normal day to day, she's got clothes on.

@Alicja09

4 ай бұрын

But if she will go to the bathroom in glued clothes they will later smell.. and then instead of a naked character we get a stinking character propably with an infection

There’s a time and place for everything but being a pervert in a social situation isn’t one of them, it’s for when your at home either alone or with your fellow perverts.

@AF-tv6uf

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah a lot of these horror stories boil down to people not being able to control their impulses or apologize for losing control of them. If someone does something nutty, you know what, most of us are a little weird or we wouldn't be in this hobby. Most of us are 'strangers in a strange land' in 'normal' life. It's the not being able to say 'oops' and then correct one's actions in the name of empathy and logic that's the problem. If someone can't do that, that's when I 'nope' out.

@DaxterL

2 жыл бұрын

@@AF-tv6uf me and my boyfriend recently tried online dnd and every horror story suddenly make sense. It wasn't horrible, the people were cool..... though scarily young but the dm was struggling with the concept of AC and DMG and i tried to offer help "hey are you familiar with rules? i can help if you want" but i got no response they just continued posting memes so we just left.

@DaxterL

2 жыл бұрын

I like this so much. I hate how these stories with these idiots of human beings make us furries look worse and worse, cause i love playing furry races all the time.... except that i managed to play one few times, but my little fennec artisan (reskinned gnome) is a fun to play.

@schwarzerritter5724

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the player wanted to make the explosive nosebleed joke. "You see two naked women, take 1D4 bleeding damage."

@Sky30w0

11 ай бұрын

as a furry myself i can confirm that like 75% of furries have zero social skills whatsoever x3

I once had a human character who was completely nude for quite a long time, I couldn't understand why he was taking so much damage but it turns out I forgot to put on his armor and I threw out my fine clothes because I thought the fine clothes were an item and not something that I was wearing. Once the DM told me I instantly fixed it by buying a new set of clothes😅

"Put some clothes on!" "STOP OPPRESSING ME! REEEEEE!"

I'm currently also playing a female kitsune character, but she's right on the other end of the perv spectrum. I play her as a slightly naive academic who only understands the concept of sex from what she's learnt through reading. I.e. she knows what sex is and its biological purpose, but doesn't know any of the slang, dirty jokes go over her head, etc. (not that sexy situations are a common thing in our group.) I have an arrangement with the group that any time anyone makes a suggestive comment, she makes a Wisdom roll to see if she knows what they're talking about. Hilariously, the dice seem to approve of my character portrayal, as so far in the campaign she's only succeeded on one! And yes, she does wear clothes. I like to draw my characters, and had a lot of fun drawing the constellation patterns on her long coat.

@hiro4344

2 жыл бұрын

I sometimes want to play a kitsune, but on account of the bad rap they get and perception people have of them, I'm afraid if I asked about it I'd be looked askance at and labeled a problem player before I even started.

@marcusreading3783

2 жыл бұрын

I am playing a Rabbitfolk in one of my games, but the chances of her actually being sexualized is pretty low, even considering the sheer amount of dirty jokes that come out of the party. I think she might actually be the only character to have not had a hook up, simply because she has the social graces of a rather ornery cactus.

@Sl4wt3r

Жыл бұрын

I've also go a kitsune character who I go out of my way to play as not a furry and not a pervert. She's a traveling storyteller and writer who woke up one day in an unfamiliar land with fragmented memories. Her entire focus is trying to figure out who she is and where she came from. She isn't against sexual stuff, she just doesn't have time or focus to pursue it. Edit: forgot the point I wanted to say. I had a bad dm who got pissed when I refused to make Izumi a slutty kitsune.

@gamershipgirl4563

Жыл бұрын

That's beautiful, got to love it when the die line up just right

I feel like anytime that "Furry" is in the title of a D&D horror story, I know for a matter of fact that the villain of the story is just going to be unbelievably bad. Not that all furries are bad, it's just that when they are, it's enhanced.

@thedavid7241

Жыл бұрын

I hosted a game with a furry once. Every time we had down time, he tired his best to toss me into lewd situations with his furry oc or straight up says he's going to masturbate ( in game). It was a surreal experience.

@garuelx8627

Жыл бұрын

I assure you that the rest of us sane furries don't associate with these freaks or condone this behavior.

@bgdowns10171

4 ай бұрын

​@@garuelx8627after 20 years on the internet I would be confident in saying the "sane" furries are outnumbered by the weird ones and sex pests. I just automatically avoid anything that has anything to do with furries at this point. Absolute best case scenario is they're only very socially awkward.

DM's and Fellow players, Always back up your DM's, The magic word is "No." "No your PC has to wear clothes, No they can't be a 500 year old dragon that looks like a 4 year old, and no they can't kill the rest of the party." If a player throws a temper tantrum and threatens to leave the game, consider it them doing you a favor because if you allow it, it's only going to get exponentially worse.

@ancapftw9113

2 жыл бұрын

"If they look like a child, I'll treat them as one. Which means no sexual content."

Well, maybe if Strahd had come from Bavaria, he would have been less of a sourpuss... or he would just have been hilarious, particularly if played as a bavarian stereotype - a vampire in lederhosen, holding schnapps and pretzel. "Ich vants to trink your beer!"

@Sigilstone17

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget he ends every sentence with "ja!"

@merlon8599

2 жыл бұрын

"Ich vants to drink your beer"? More like "Follow the Reinheitsgebot sonst gives a drum schelln"

@minimalbstolerance8113

2 жыл бұрын

Bavarian Strahd's ultimate attack is playing the accordion. Really badly.

@ratman1125

2 жыл бұрын

It's shocking how accurately this comment describes many people that stick to traditions like the "oktoberfest" (Don't know the translation, sorry my vocab isn't exactly advanced) here. Also, this comment is very funny, so thanks! I swear if anyone says this is stereotyping I am going ro be very sad, I mean, come on! Let people have some fun.

@marcusreading3783

2 жыл бұрын

And just for shits and giggles, lets have him voice by Stephan Fry with his camp German voice.

7:40 Isn’t it an archaeologist’s job to understand cultural customs?

@polytanksan5761

2 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine they'd have to know SOMETHING about cultural customs since their job literally revolves around digging up artifacts of ancient cultures

@andrejg4136

2 жыл бұрын

@@polytanksan5761 Most archeology dabbles in anthropology to some extent, since they need to contextualize their discoveries.

@AdmiralBlackstar

2 жыл бұрын

They never said she was a good archaeologist.

@polytanksan5761

2 жыл бұрын

@@AdmiralBlackstar I mean you have a point

@bubbykins4864

Жыл бұрын

Not only that, but archaeology was invented during the 18th century CE, and therefore, civilization, whereas clothes were invented during the late Paleolithic, predating agrarian society.

21:00 DM: "Where did everybody go? Was it something I said?"

I had a player threaten the bartender in starting tavern. *Poof* I am Son Wukong. Get on the floor and beg, mortal.

no one: furry character sheets : paragraph description of genitalia

I Wonder how many times DMs have had to have bards seduce the dragon, and then decide that at the last minute the dragon was a male and then have to deal with that awkward situation. Lol.

@EnjoyerOfBirds

10 ай бұрын

Dragon dong piercing damage

I ran a character once that was always naked he was a scout rogue, monster slayer ranger multiclass. I remember when I proposed the idea to the DM, and he was clearly questioning my decision. Like in the story, I was an outlander who never had been a part of a larger society and my home village nobody wore clothes. My character would sleep outside as often as he could, although he would be on the ground and not in a tree. Everything ended up being fine when I told the DM that I was running a lizardfolk, so there would be no exterior genitalia on my character and the only way to differentiate between sex would be through coloration and fin colorings. The group really enjoyed him. I'm also in a curse of strahd game right now. Strahd is hitting on one of our characters, but its clearly just to get another spawn. The player and character is gay, so he doesn't mind that "daddy strahd" likes him, and the player is constantly making comments like "i can fix him"😂😂😂. We all have a great time.

Ah man, horrible flash back. I used to spray paint that very same furryfoxfemale.jpeg in your thumbnail in Team Fortress. Sighhhh. What a flash back lol.

COMPLETELY off-topic: I've heard the word "female" in these D&D stories so often that it's become awkward and sticks out. Not a "woman", "girl", or "chick" in sight. It's _weird._ O_o

@Redtail45044

2 жыл бұрын

It is weird, but a lot of people get offended by using any of those three terms anymore. It's just easier to say 'female' as a sort of catch-all because less people are bothered. It's still weird as heck, though.

@TaoScribble

2 жыл бұрын

@@Redtail45044 People get offended by _"woman"???_ I want off this planet. XD

@Redtail45044

2 жыл бұрын

@@TaoScribble Yep. It gets really out there at times! And...who doesn't these days? But...yeah, some do.

@ultimateninjaboi

2 жыл бұрын

@@Redtail45044 ive literally never seen or heard of anyone getting offended by the term "woman." Like, outside of a person who isnt a woman being constantly called one, but thats different than "being offended by the term."

@givemeham2301

Жыл бұрын

@@TaoScribble no lol maybe like 3 people

One of my players use to play an elf cleric that didn't like wearing clothes and wouldn't be wearing anything when she could, but she knew there was a time and place for it. In battle, dressed. Going into town, dressed until she had permission to be naked from the town. Going shopping, dressed. She didn't argue when I had some NPC tell her to cover herself. And there was a in game reason to go bare. That's how her order worshipped and honoured their goddess. Nude was just a natural state.

@Rule-be6lw

2 жыл бұрын

Fair enough I have a human Druid/cleric that was raised by dryads so she is a nudist she’s not Perverted or anything it’s the fact she was raised for 16 years nude that wearing clothing feels weird to her because of how only gone so long without wearing any plus she does wear armor or clothes if the situation needed although she would Complain about wearing clothes if say the party’s talking to the king. Ps cleric’s goddess homebrewed?

@loridarkpool3631

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rule-be6lw yes, her goddess was homebrewed. I help her make the goddess and her follower. It wasn't a sexual thing, it was about freedom, being close to nature, embracing womanhood and all it forms, and not bring ashamed of the female body or the male body, by the end of the campaign The Great All Mother allowed men to be priests. This cleric was from a town and joined the faith before her town was destroyed.

@Rule-be6lw

2 жыл бұрын

@@loridarkpool3631 neat that’s the same thing about my character she isn’t a pervert she’s was just raised a nudist in fact her charisma is a dump stat with her highest stats being wisdom and intelligence. Also she’s a forge cleric who makes toys for kids.

@Elyseon

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rule-be6lw Nudism in a forge sounds like a good way to end up burned.

South Park made the "Master Debater" joke years before.

I think some people have it their heads that, because of the inherent anonymity involved, EVERY encounter online between them and whichever gender they fancy is inherently a potentially erotic one. Er... no. There are specific parts of the Internet for that. If all you're online for is to tickle your sexual fantasies, there are plenty of places you can go that would LOVE to indulge you - everywhere else, try to act like a civil adult, please, or if you can't manage that, at least a well-behaved child.

That backstory isn’t exactly High school DxD, That show’s intro is more “Guy is born with an randomly gifted a great power he has no idea about and as such is destined for greatness but the fallen angels takes notice of him and basically he gets to go on a date that ends up with him being killed, then he’s resurrected as a demon by a powerful demon” Well that’s it and while similar isn’t a 1to 1 either so it could’ve been a coincidence by how far in I’m at this time.

@rhysofsneezingdragon1758

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, I've only seen the pilot, and it seemed pretty similar, lmao

@AtelierGod

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 I mean sure if you look at it simply, however it’s in the fine details where it is different, that’s why it’s most likely not a rip off as much as it’s more likely to be either a reference or inspiration or it’s just a coincidence since all in all it sounds like a pretty simple Fiend warlock backstory.

I do not get why some furries think you don't need clothes because you have fur. It is very weird.

@Holy_Zen

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get why some furries can't keep it in their pants. 9 times out of 10, when I tell people I'm a furry, they say "BUT YOU ACT SO NORMAL"

@n0etic_f0x

2 жыл бұрын

@@Holy_Zen I may not get normal but I do get told that I am too shy to be one. I can just separate my personal life from people, grated we are well known for not being able to do that.

@PaladinGear15

2 жыл бұрын

@@Holy_Zen Ha! I get the same thing! Annoying furries in stories like this really make us sound crazy, I've even had someone be like "are you sure you're a furry? you seem too normal" and I'm just like... that's how normal furries are, we're not all the creepy fetishy stereotype xD

@PaladinGear15

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get that either, one person in my group tried to play a naked Tabaxi "it's fine, I have fur", and I was just like... "you also have genitals, you're putting some damn pants on or you're gonna end up thrown in jail for indecent exposure before you even make it to the tavern". Slight exaggeration, but my point came across, they didn't argue like the person in this story. I don't think that's unreasonable, I'd even let them just be in their underwear (Barbarians do it all the time, so whatever) as long as the important parts are covered xD

@Cheetahgirl_Studios

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don’t get it either. Like- I’m not a furry (believe me, I know the irony of that statement looking at my username), but at least have the character wear some underwear so that people don’t need to have an anatomy lesson on what the reproductive organs of a Tabaxi look like. I’m playing a Leonin Barbarian at the moment in this campaign I’m in, and he wears clothes. Hell, he lost his clothes in a shipwreck but covered himself up with a palm tree leaf until he could find pants and a shirt again.

I've said this before on another video that read the Strahd story, and I'm gonna say this again. Strahd should NEVER win in any way except the group's failures. Strahd is a vile, wicked, simpy sack of crap who's being punished by the Dark Powers for it. If Strahd "gets the girl" its because the party did something wrong. Stuff like this crap completely goes against the intention of Strahad and Ravenloft as a whole. I do want to say that I am not against alternate character interpretations... but I feel Strahd is not the best example of how to do it. Strahd is intended to be the classic Vampire of Gothic Horror who puts on a friendly face, but is nothing but evil to the core, and when the mask falls he is a true embodiment of humanity's darkness. If you want a Vampire that isn't like this you're better off making your own than using Strahd. And you can definitely make a vampire who is more than just that, but you have to be careful. To reference Critical Role, one of the best examples of a Vampire that breaks the classic Vampire mold while still being evil is Sylas Briarwood. Evil, vile, dangerous... but loves his wife.

The irony of a talking animal telling a story about a misbehaving DnD furry. (Not that I have a problem with it.)

At the end of the video I just thought this one should to be named "Player ruins game by being a furry"

@wcookiv

Жыл бұрын

D&D weirdos picking on furry weirdos is my favourite microcosm of human interaction.

is anybody going to talk about how a fascinating amount of dnd reddit youtubers have animals as their preferred choice of representation. a dragon, crab, an otter i think, and now doge

6:32 ...Appropriate response there, Doge.

I'm playing a centaur in a homebrew setting. In the setting Centaurs are more animal than humanoid with fur covering their entire body and more animalistic features on their faces. I personally play mine unclad because she ran with a wild herd until her uncle overthrew her father's rule as head stallion (yes lion king style but uncle was related to her mother) and she was driven from the herd so clothing is a newer concept and shes still getting used to the feeling of it, ie how armor fits and such. The only time I was brought up was early in the game when I was asked what she was wearing but it is very common for animalistic characters to be unclothed so it hasn't come up again. She got a bracelet once and excitedly showed it off to a party member and announced "Look! Clothes!" We also don't allow ERP at our table for all players comfort so we have many different styles of characters in many different styles of dress.

So the first story the guy wanted to be Issei from DXD?😂 I would be laughing too.

I’m sorry, but how the hell does an _archeologist_ “not understand civilized customs”?? That’s like a wizard not understanding what spells are, or irl a librarian not getting the concept of reading

@greenchilistudioz4537

26 күн бұрын

ikr, none of it makes sense!!!!

If I remember correctly - even module said something about Strahd possible "focuseing" on PCs instead of Tatiana, but for more "evil" purpose - mostly ending party. Even if any relationship would be formed, PC is very likely to be doomed to endup in a thomb, when Strahd gets bored of it in few years. Plus, Strahd not as much chase "True love" as wants to get what he was denied in life - it is more of an obsession.

Last one was fake. It's never enough that someone was crushing and showing favoritism, they always got to add "and just so you know he was like...50 billion years old and married for half a century, I swear guys!"

I had a player who thought he'd sneak away from the party to go deal with a green dragon who had made a lair nearby, ALONE. Out of characters we ALL tried to tell him it was a bad idea. Safe to say, he did not come out of it fine. Till this day I have no idea why he'd think there would be no consequences for his bad idea

@anthonylong9067

Жыл бұрын

He wanted the Dragussy

Yeah I remember I had a furry in a group once. He wasn’t a pervert but he did insist on playing a super immortal fox boy who is super powerful and stuff and apperently it was a lot of negotiation with the dm to makes that work as a level 1 character.

Thank you for all of the amazing content the first story made me chuckle.

Me (DM) Situation: undereleveled characters. Had some really good rolls while derailing the story. They found a Red Dragon, where they shouldn't have even come to. They as a group decided to poke a red dragon to wake it up. Dragon wasn't pleased, but I gave them a chance that in exchange for the Rogue of opening the lockbox that the Dragon will leave them be. And he pay them in gold as much as they weigh. After I let rogue unlock it, when he had mediocre dice rolls. (I'm really trying not to kill them, TAKE THE HINT AND GET OUT) Dragon picks him up, throws him around like a paper weight (ANOTHER WARNING, ALSO IT'S A RED DRAGON, HE'S EVIL ALIGNMENT!) Dragon: Unfortunately you weigh nothing to me. Now consider our deal paid off. Now leave, before I change my mind! Rogue: I throw the lockbox in his eye! Me (DM): You wat? Rogue: I throw the lockbox in his eye! He tricked us, so screw him! Wery well... roll initiative. Of course it ended in a TPK. Red Dragon beast stats, their stats... yeah. Good luck.

That first one, I imagined the women in the bathhouse either being overweight, or elderly.

I'm convinced the master debate guy was done in by auto correct 😂 coz there's no way he just said that, and in front of everyone too😂

Okay, the story that mentioned Odyssey of the Dragonlords: how tf do they get a dragon for everyone??? Those dragons ought to be rare AF in that game, until a few points in the story. And the Olympics is NOT IT. Edit: The whole "master debater" thing...ugh. The DM killed such a beautiful book for the players. Honestly, I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to try a fun DnD adventure lvl 1-20.

i felt that glance at 6:33 pierce my soul

Oh, I got to remember that (the first story) for when I DM my game. That was awesome!

Ok doggie, you got me to suscribe. Take it my fluffy overlord.

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Much obliged!

As a first time DM, it is nice to listen to horror stories. I'm so unconfident due to anxiety that at times I'm worried I'm screwing the story up for my players, but things like this and my players showing up each week with laughter and cheers does help.

I did a campaign in the world of beserk. We had that grape rule. My dm said well beserk is a dark fantasy. I said you’re right but… you’re weird for making this a thing bro.

Whenever my husband pleases tabletop RPGs he always plays furry characters. Thank heavens he's not those creepy perverts that use tabletop RPGs to role-play sick and twisted fantasies onto the players. He prefers to make sadistic jokes which surprisingly helped out one time the party was fighting off bandits. He rolled high on making an offensive joke that was so bad the bandits were stunned in shock and horror long enough for the party to get away. Still proud of him to this day.

I mean that does feel in character for strahd and ravenloft but that's literally the only good thing I could say about that.

Something tells me that these guys get no maidens

i feel like some people get Dungeon Master and "Dungeon Master" mixed up.

1:09 hey, it's me again. ...I'm still mispronounced

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Apologies. I had this story recorded a while back. If i read another one of your stories, I'll try to pronounce it right.

@Andi_Frost_XPR0PR18

2 жыл бұрын

How do you pronounce your name? To me it looks like "Reece", but maybe I'm wrong too.

@rhysofsneezingdragon1758

2 жыл бұрын

@@Andi_Frost_XPR0PR18 yeah, it's reece. Like the chocolate

@patjacksonpodium

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Or the wonderful John Rhys-Davies... (Like Reez-Day-vees)

What, no kitties??

A favorite joke I have is bribery is welcome and encouraged, but all my players know there is no monetary shortcuts above others. That is the way.

I hope you don't mind me using that looking away from the screen as a reaction meme.

Stuff like this always makes me think that furries are all like this, but then I remember I know 4 in real life who aren't degens

8:10 Like, I get enjoying playing characters who are a bit of a nudist if the rest of the party is alright with it, but mate, At least have them wear something, like bloody. I have this barbarian dragonborn from far north, but even she understands that even though she's not used to it she still understands that places elsewhere have people typically cover themselves up... Well, I mean, she's also stuck a bit in the mindset of she can dress like the guys from where she is from for certain reasons, but even then they at least have something covering up their crotch. Well, I should also note that I don't do this with just female characters as well. In fact, my most notable example was my druid I played who lived on his own in the woods and only used pants to keep sparks from flying onto his crotch... Well, I should say most notable to my group, probably. XD

How can she be an archaeologist and _not_ be civilized?

Absolutely love your channel. I'm a new DM who has a DMPC in mind and seeing your videos with those horror stories involved has been a great roadmap for what not to do

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

As long as you don't make them overpowered, and have them integral to the plot in a good way, DMPCs can be great! Best of luck!

@Driger1792

2 жыл бұрын

@@DnDDoge Thank you!! I'll definitely keep those words in mind. Take care and keep up the amazing content

@pLanetstarBerry

2 жыл бұрын

For me, I always follow character creation rules and make them the same level as the party. If not I make them a level or two below depending on how much time they are spending with the group. I also like to make them useful in some way, unintrusive to the party's goals, and cover gaps in party balance. For instance one party I ran a game for was really squishy and needed a tank, so with permission I made a Battle Master DMPC who was trained in cook's tools and knew wilderness survival (everyone was sheltered in some way and there was a lot of travel through uncharted territory). The party latched onto him and dubbed him the "Team Dad" because he was a caretaker at heart. They even did some matchmaking with him and another NPC because "you gave them both such sad backstories and they sound so cute interacting with each other! We just want them to be happy!" 🤣 What did I do to deserve such wholesome players?

@andrejg4136

2 жыл бұрын

@@pLanetstarBerry Yeah, even though I can't say it would work for every situation, the best template to use for an DMPC is a temporary character in a scripted RPG video game. State ahead of time that they only exist for the purpose of this session because you are covering an apparent gap in your normal PC loadout mechanics wise (like a Rogue to find traps, or a healing-focused Cleric for non-item heals), and then work with the party to maybe homebrew or kitbash a way for them to cover that aspect without you having to semi-directly intervene.

Well, i guess we now know what EA is into in their private time And i never wanted to bleach my brain more

I want a house rule that states that, _if specified through description of the Character sheet or obvious allusion through character traits to being a furry character,_ the character starts with an HP of 1 and cannot advance HP amounts through levels until either fulfilling a random event requirement to prove they are not _horny_ or transforming into a different form through class abilities or polymorphing potions/spells. This would keep the _hornys_ away... though I don't think it would be an issue in the majority of campaigns.

@firstnamelastname7244

Жыл бұрын

What is the criteria for "furry" characters? Is the game going to be unplayable for someone just because they want to be a tabaxi? Any character with a maximum of 1hp wouldn't survive long enough to prove that they aren't horny, anyway. Better to just talk with a player and/or boot them if they propose a character that seems like it's from their magical realm.

@Blitzkrieg_Wolf

Жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname7244 "Furry" implies an anthropomorphic character that is a non-canon race to the D&D universe or a homebrew race that is used explicitly for creating a character for lewd reasons or that causes too many "distractions" for the rest of the party. This can be interpreted by the group differently depending on who plays and what the DM allows (I stated it was a house rule, therefor it would mainly be something for _my_ campaigns). Usually most campaigns begin slow enough that the 1hp rule won't get you killed outright, allowing just enough time for the party to meta-talk about if the player(s) in question really want to continue with these rules in place and risk dying over wanting to be horn or not. If a player can prove their character is not made to be explicitly horny through several interactions with other party members (DM's judgement withstanding), the rule is interpreted as a curse and is broken once the party and the player in question confirm the validity of the characters intentions, thus giving the character the amount of HP they they rolled at the beginning of character creation. All of this basically is because the kitsune story got me flustered and I wouldn't want to play with a person in my party that explicitly tried to be as horny as possible.

@firstnamelastname7244

Жыл бұрын

@@Blitzkrieg_Wolf Yeah, that's fair.

keep going man

I would have no problem with every character/NPC being nude. As long as everyone is polite & respectful. Although, in combat situations Protection of Clothes & Armor is necessary.

Why are "nudist" characters always pervy fantasy characters? It could be played realistically as an interesting character trait, like they'll slap clothes on, out of respect for the other character's aversion to nudity, but gripe about occasionally. And influence their clothing choices too. But nope...it's always just perversion crap...*exaggerated sigh*

Actuly in Case of Strahd - that was masterful roleplay from DM. Thats what the Strahd would do - well maybe not at the cost of Irina(target NPC) but yeah - seduce and torture the gamers

That fucking stare at the camera made me laugh a little

Fun Fact: Currently Gacha Life makes you read an agreement that states you will not use its features inappropriately, and part of preventing that is removing the options to colour your shirts/pants/skirts/underwear anything skin coloured. Yes, including brown. No nakey.

Okay her making a "master debator" joke like that in front of the dm when the entire time she has been uncomfortable with the dm for hitting on her. That one is her fault for egging on the creepy dm. Sorry but she gets no sympathy from me for that last bit. Sucks that she was feeling uncomfortable at the beginning but now I'm dismissing myself from feeling bad for her

You know, it's fine to have a kinky perverted game of D&D. Just as long as this is stated before anyone joins, and everyone sets boundries that are respected, and everyone signs off on it. Otherwise, keep it out of game.

Bath House Story: Yeah, its almost as if players forget that actions have consequences. Normaly this is the lawful/charotic/evil stupid, but this was just stupid stupid. This is also the third telling of Spencer I have heard of and it does not make him sound any less unhinged with each one. Seriously, its like he was trying to provoke a problem and then got upset that he got what he wanted. The last one, yeah, still creepy. THe no ounication thing made him a bad DM to beguine with, but this, well, this was just icky on so many levels and they are all basic ones.

Hearing all these CoS stories makes me wish I could play the campaign again since it was the last one my group played and I ended up bowing out of it because I was couldn't keep a consistent schedule for RL reasons so I couldn't get invested in what was happening and my Human Fighter couldn't much in any of the fights due to lack of Magic/Silver.

Bruh with kitsune story, this ain't no bg3, playing naked outlander and glorfiying with sus rules, is absolutely huge BRUH!!!!

The guy in the first story should have something worse done to him like having his eyes put out or made a eunuch

I exclusively play characters that are woman, and I would have been out of there on that second story. What's more, I would not have put up with Spencer as another player either. Some people aren't worth the aggravation they cause.

You should have gone with DnDoge for your channel name xD

This is actually the same as baldurs gate 3 lol

Hey uhh you got that uhh sauce for the thumbnail

I always wanted to play dyd but I never had the chance.

ohhh lord. Folks like that give furries such a bad rep. ERP has its place if you're into that, and it's not at a normal ttrpg table.

ok I’m sorry but who sees in the rules that a sort of loss condition is being “raped” and saying oh that’s fine like I don’t think even new players would think that was fine they’d probably leave immediately

@jamesfoxx564

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, it 100% the players' stupidity at that point. Not the DM...

If i was the dm for this i would have them toll for it if they failed they would be too embarrassed to take off there clothes.

I know eagle lol I remember when he told me about that story like a year ago lol

True story, doge is Christian Slater's brother

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

I'd probably have better recording equipment if that were true, lol

@paulhesketh4289

2 жыл бұрын

@@DnDDoge you got a pretty good set up man, it doesn't sound like you're deep throating the mic in the Mariana's trench, so that's a step up from a lot of tubers already!

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

😂

You know how a furry can troll the other way? if they said "I want to play as a furry, but wearing Arabian women's clothing where I'm all covered up, and my choice weapon is..."

@therealwouburn3688

Жыл бұрын

My grandpa's old longsword. It's a bit worn, but it can still kill a goblin good enough!

who made that art in the thumbnail

We're did you get the that Furry pic for the thumbnail?

Disconnected? Wait, is there a way to play DnD online? I genuinely got interested in this tabletop rpg stuff, but I never knew there was an online way to play with buddies. May I know how?

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

The way my friends and I do it is by using Discord for video chat and Roll20 for virtual tabletop

@stankobarabata2406

2 жыл бұрын

@@DnDDoge Ohhh, never knew that Roll20 site existed. Thanks! Gonna try to convince my friends to try it. We just need to find a book to base the adventure on.

I heard the 1st story, maybe from critcrab since i didn't heard the others never before

I'm thinking about getting into dnd but dont want to find gross people where should i do that lol

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Don't let these stories prevent you from trying it. Most people aren't like those in these stories. If anything, use these stories as a guide to what to look out for.

@heatherharrison264

2 жыл бұрын

I've had the same thoughts. I have played some of the D&D video games, so I am familiar with the system and lore, although since most of these are older games, this means that I know the second and third editions better than the current incarnation. I think it would be interesting to try an in-person game. Just before the virus hit, a local meadery tried to set one up, but it never got enough interest, and as far as I know, no recent attempts have been made. I like the idea of this meadery as a venue, as it attracts a good crowd, and I haven't seen anyone get drunk there. I enjoy listening to these stories, but I realize that most games are not going to be train wrecks full of disgusting people. If they were, the popularity of the game would collapse. These stories are useful for learning to recognize red flags. I like how the first story in this video turned out. The DM dealt with the problem just as it started to arise in a matter-of-fact way without getting overly confrontational, and it worked - the "That Guy" rage quit, which is the best possible outcome. If I manage to join a game, I'll clearly explain the red lines that must not be crossed regarding me and my character, and if my limits aren't compatible with the game that people want to play, then it isn't the game for me. Any good DM should strive to understand all of the players' limits. This doesn't mean that the DM has to respect every potential player's limits, but it does mean that the DM should give proper warning to players whose limits are not compatible with the game. Once agreed upon, people's boundaries must be strictly respected going forward. Any good DM will be prepared to enforce this. I would suggest to you and anyone else in a similar position to think long and hard about what you are and are not willing to put up with, explain your limits when you join a game, and be prepared to enforce your limits, potentially by getting up and leaving for good the moment a red line is crossed. Ideally, you would join a game at the beginning and the DM would have a Session Zero where everyone has the opportunity to discuss these matters and come to an agreement, but if you join in the middle, any good DM should be willing to discuss your boundaries and use this information to determine whether or not you are a good fit for the pre-existing rules of the game.

@DnDDoge

2 жыл бұрын

Well said

Question: where did the the thumbnail art came from? Asking for a friend and nothing else... >_>

@r.alexandercorbitt1554

2 жыл бұрын

this is one chad comment Did I use that right?

@eddee4806

Жыл бұрын

​@@r.alexandercorbitt1554 i dont know.

A bit late to the party, but to the first doge question, yep. Knew a player who, in every game, always tried to solve every problem with violence. Talk to the noble lord and ease way into discussing a problem? get bored and threaten justice!. Space fantasy? would make an evil paladin character who would kill anything that didnt agree with him, even players. There's an iceberg there.

People need to stop putting sex in the game when nobody agrees to it.

I come for the cringe, I stay for the Hyper Light Drifter game play

I find it silly when people try to use the lack of awareness of social norms as a reason for being a nudist. It's very apparent that they want to put their character in an uncomfortable situation that they would have no ability to correct due to the player preventing their character from learning why people are uncomfortable with the nudity.

The last story: I don't know, why the player did put up with this DM for so long - I would have been out, when a npc started abusing my character (in the Curse of Strahd part) and I certainly wouldn't have played a second adventure with that DM.

👋

Sauce?

I had a situation similar to story 1 many years ago, with a character doing something without thought for the consequences. I was running the campaign in a home brew setting, and I had stated at the start of the campaign, that real world medieval laws applied. After several sessions there was a big battle, where the party helped save a village from an orc attack, where the orcs had heavily out numbered both the characters and the villagers combined. After the battle the villagers threw a party to celebrate the victory, with lots of food and drink. Late that night the party's mage declares that she is going to try to pick the pockets of some of the villagers and soldiers who have fallen asleep in tavern. I immediately remind the player that 1) their character does not have the required skills and therefore will be attempting the skills un-skilled. 2) there are still some people awake in the tavern 3) there are people asleep on the floor, which will make moving around the tavern difficult 4) the penalties for theft under medieval law Despite all this, the character insisted on attempting it, then proceeded to fail the stealth roll, followed be failing the pick pocket roll, then also failing a roll to run out of the tavern without treading on and tripping over people. The mage was caught, thrown in jail for the rest of the night. The next morning the local lord held court and judged the case. The character was judged, found guilty and branded on the forehead as a thief (this imposed a 1d6 permanent penalty to Appearance / Charisma). She was also warned that a second offence would result in the loss of a hand. The worst of it was that the person she had attempted to pick-pocket only had a hand-full of copper pieces on them. The player actually took things well and continued to play with us for many more years. Where she did, occasionally, have characters attempt to steal things, they always had the skills to do so and were a lot more careful in assessing the situation and weighing up the risk.

I rolled a d20 to see if I will subscribe but I rolled a 5. Maybe next time

Button?

Do furries not have communities dedicated specifically to weird shit like this? Why bring it into other spaces??

@ArcCaravan

5 ай бұрын

Because DnD (and other tabletop systems where it's mostly theater of the mind) gives the opportunity to have full control over a character or setting, able to make anything you want.