Habitual Linecrosser

Habitual Linecrosser

A variety creator, full time soldier, husband, and dog father. I go live Friday evenings so hop in and join me, or just say hello. Whether you're here for the country and military content, news, gaming updates, or just want to chat and hang out everyone's welcome. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe. Gimme a chance to make you smile!
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"Would you intercept me?"

Twitter news

Twitter news

Grandpa swarm

Grandpa swarm

USA VS the World; Canada

USA VS the World; Canada

Form and Function

Form and Function

let's do shots

let's do shots

Experimental weapons

Experimental weapons

leveling up

leveling up

that GMARS

that GMARS

Do not play with me

Do not play with me

Trick shots

Trick shots

Beast Mode

Beast Mode

D day

D day

cops got your shill?

cops got your shill?

would you glass me?

would you glass me?

Rocket man

Rocket man

ahhh capitalism

ahhh capitalism

get it together HLC

get it together HLC

Jet gun

Jet gun

the president of Iran

the president of Iran

USA VS the World; Iran

USA VS the World; Iran

so many bugs

so many bugs

Franz Ferdinand

Franz Ferdinand

Turkey shoot

Turkey shoot

Cable plus

Cable plus

Conflict of interest

Conflict of interest

The Bad Man

The Bad Man

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  • @zach4003
    @zach40038 минут бұрын

    Someone needs to explain to Russia that the only thing they have going for them is there delusion! 🇺🇸🤘🏼🤣

  • @abzhz101handle9
    @abzhz101handle912 минут бұрын

    Now I need to know if the Raccoon friend was ordinance or co-pilot.

  • @Imtheonewholetthedogsout
    @Imtheonewholetthedogsout15 минут бұрын

    Thank goodness he took the bone out of his nose so we could understand him🤔

  • @YeahDudeTwo
    @YeahDudeTwo19 минут бұрын

    I did, i did love the Roy joke.

  • @AtticusAureliusTrottimus
    @AtticusAureliusTrottimus20 минут бұрын

    Damn, P51 hit home like the intro to Battlefield 1

  • @kozyobiwan
    @kozyobiwan22 минут бұрын

    USA vs Poland

  • @LilF00t
    @LilF00t28 минут бұрын

    the wink got me ;)

  • @davyr847
    @davyr84729 минут бұрын

    The 80s were a crazy time 😂

  • @benbouman3245
    @benbouman324538 минут бұрын

    "Raise Hell praise Dale"

  • @Velvex_Vancreed
    @Velvex_Vancreed48 минут бұрын

    The modern super hornet can out maneuver that thing let alone the F-22

  • @DeepTexas
    @DeepTexas51 минут бұрын

    so dumb!!! so good!! 😂😂😂

  • @trwsandford
    @trwsandford52 минут бұрын

    We spent 20 years fighting illiterate flip flop wearing, dirt sitting moon god worshipers. Only to run away and leave our toys on the playground. Nice job! 👍

  • @DeepTexas
    @DeepTexas52 минут бұрын

    these are so DUMB and HILARIOUS 😂, please never stop!

  • @lloydgush
    @lloydgushСағат бұрын

    At this point, just send in the boy. He's hungry and DKPR set the precedent. It's literally the only slim hope for biden and macron to keep their seats. Please, say I was right about all of this, and more 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO!

  • @trwsandford
    @trwsandfordСағат бұрын

    At 14:00, I yelled at the screen A-10 forever! We can’t let that shit go until we actually improve upon it. The F-35 ain’t it.

  • @owenmay3196
    @owenmay3196Сағат бұрын

    I love the collective "shit"

  • @Defraggler89
    @Defraggler89Сағат бұрын

    "All you can eat NK in Ukraine."

  • @bemasaberwyn55
    @bemasaberwyn55Сағат бұрын

    Goddammit Canada 😂😂

  • @Mosin-lf7wl
    @Mosin-lf7wlСағат бұрын

    His range of accents and characters are unmatched!

  • @nickrue107
    @nickrue107Сағат бұрын

    Potatoes 😂😂

  • @DanielCovington
    @DanielCovingtonСағат бұрын

    "Backseat war criminal" is underappreciated here. Probably because of all the other great lines in this one.

  • @side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179
    @side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179Сағат бұрын

    "55 gallon drum of lube"? When did Numi become a angry fighter jet horny for an interception? I mean it tracks, I'd just like to pin it on the timeline. XD

  • @villiamanimelover
    @villiamanimeloverСағат бұрын

    U.S.: "Our kill count is better"

  • @Crowe0920
    @Crowe0920Сағат бұрын

    I may not be either one but i would say: Canadian goose = Bomber Magpie = Fighter Emu = Tank Crow = Fighter/Bomber

  • @tinytim6921
    @tinytim6921Сағат бұрын

    In my Canadian city we have magpies and cobra chickens

  • @JoshuaEisenbart
    @JoshuaEisenbartСағат бұрын

    Defense Companies in most of the world: "We will test our military hardware several times, both practically and theoretically, under the best possible conditions, combine the best results in each category, and then round them up by the greatest possible margin of error, so the rest of the world might be intimidated and won't fight us." US Defense Companies: "We will test our military hardware several times, both practically and theoretically, under the worst possible conditions, combine the worst results in each category, and then round them down by the greatest possible margin of error, so the rest of the world might think they stand a snowball's chance in hell."

  • @joshuabittle1533
    @joshuabittle1533Сағат бұрын

    Only having 47 little birds is surprising to me

  • @shaep9752
    @shaep97522 сағат бұрын

    I need some meat in my diet has me dead 😂😂😂

  • @ouroboris
    @ouroboris2 сағат бұрын

    "Like a frigid little Jekyll & Hyde" lmao

  • @blakehamilton2489
    @blakehamilton24892 сағат бұрын

    IN A PREVIOUS VIDEO, HE WAS TRYING TO FIGHT THE RATCOON, THE RATCOON HAS BEFRIENDED HIM OMG.

  • @danrael3887
    @danrael38872 сағат бұрын

    The tongue killed me

  • @Ril3y400
    @Ril3y4002 сағат бұрын

    Chant: warcrime sticks, warcrime sticks, War Crime Sticks, WAR CRIME STICKS!!!

  • @TerrenceThomas
    @TerrenceThomas2 сағат бұрын

    Brilliant 👏🏾👏🏾😆

  • @AmericPet
    @AmericPet2 сағат бұрын

    As a Canadian, what I was thinking here is. "We could feed them." Then I thought about how scared people would be due to our reputation in Wwi. After that, I imagined myself talking to the North Korean soldiers, saying, "No, no. We're being nice this time." Then saying to the Canadian soldiers. "Got it? We're being nice this time! We aren't changing it up halfway through!"

  • @BobbyMeeks-bu8kt
    @BobbyMeeks-bu8kt2 сағат бұрын

    The whole world will fear my seed .😂😂😂

  • @chevy383jt
    @chevy383jt2 сағат бұрын

    That is the first time that I've heard that song, and felt ok about it.

  • @moto50forReal
    @moto50forReal2 сағат бұрын

    Classic Val Kilmer quote

  • @keteonajann785
    @keteonajann7852 сағат бұрын

    😮😮😮😮

  • @danzgoogle845
    @danzgoogle8453 сағат бұрын

    I've been here the whole time waiting for you to grow a pair. Violate my airspace pleeeease.

  • @derrickmooney8566
    @derrickmooney85663 сағат бұрын

    The Japanese did to in the Philippines they kicked McArthur out and many more 😊

  • @curlystoogemire
    @curlystoogemire3 сағат бұрын

    “WEST TAIWAN” 💀💀💀

  • @TheDamnedScribe
    @TheDamnedScribe3 сағат бұрын

    22 needs to get laid...

  • @liljimmy5206
    @liljimmy52063 сағат бұрын

    Im sorry? Am i meant to believe that aussies are trying to keep "cunt" for themselves, as a kiwi i have to say, you cunts cant have it.