"If it flies it fucking dies." Best fuckin line😂

@SteveInLava

23 күн бұрын

The F22 shouldn't be talking bc the battery is the one who kills aircraft without making itself fly; the missiles do their dirty work.

@zeronolife5060

23 күн бұрын

Anyone voting that this be the motto of the air force or the naval air force.

@CashVader

23 күн бұрын

@@zeronolife5060 I

@OverTheVoids

23 күн бұрын

This must absolutely be made into another HLC T-shirt.

@gordonrader307

23 күн бұрын

It's just it doesn't die it FUCKIN dies😂🤣🤣🤣

Only 37 politicians? Must be a slow election year in Mexico.

@hiddendesire3076

23 күн бұрын

She’s also pissed right now that the public have been rioting and tearing down the pride banners her administration hangs up.

@davidr1676

23 күн бұрын

And I was going to ask if her secret was she was a former stripper who gave happy endings as part of the act. She must be Demon Mother to the Cartels or else has her family between a rock and a chain saw or burial inside of a cactus.

@MyLibertyTV

23 күн бұрын

The previous election cycle was 36. 37 is the new record…so no, it was indeed not a slow election year.

@autobotCRSHR

23 күн бұрын

Almost as slow as they speak vs Puerto Ricans...

@mr.factoid105

23 күн бұрын

@@MyLibertyTV Ah yes those hugs are really doing work, I didn't know a slip knot counted as a hug -If you didn't get that joke consult your 1970s Marine Corps training Manuel edit: tried looking it up and can't find it. I stumbled across an old recommendation to tie garrots into a slip knot in some old manual or training video. The idea was that it would leave a hand free to control the target

“Lost most of your fleet to a country that doesn’t have a navy” damn that line hits hard af 💀

@h.a.9880

23 күн бұрын

Would you say it hits about as hard as a Sea Baby?

@silbury2325

23 күн бұрын

A line that will never not burn.

@h.a.9880

23 күн бұрын

@@silbury2325 Here's another, that'll also get the vatniks fuming: "During the Russian war on Ukraine, the largest city occupied by a hostile force was Rostov-on-Don, when it was seized by a hotdog vendor's private army of thugs without a fight."

@j.k1688

23 күн бұрын

Every time someone mentions the russian navy, i think of the voyage of the second Pacific squadron.

@aidanedwards8931

23 күн бұрын

@@h.a.9880Okay I need context because that’s hilarious

"... faster than they can get on the radio and say we fucked up" In all fairness, if they have their radars turned on to try and engage you... they can't call up Moscow. Apparently russian radar and russian comms work on the same frequencies and thus can't be operated simultaneously

@pepepepert

23 күн бұрын

So esentially they are running on dial-up.

@saralotti7174

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@gmradio2436

23 күн бұрын

What? The Russian fishing fleet has that capability. There has to be more to this.

@Adziel

23 күн бұрын

@@gmradio2436 The Russian Fishing Fleet doesn't use Russian military grade equipment (TM)

@terran046

23 күн бұрын

The fishing ships know not to use Russian radios because they know they need working radios.

“Are you scared of my navy operating so close to your coastline?” No, I’m just trying to figure out how many boats I’ll need to tow your fleet back to Kaliningrad.

@estherclawson6876

23 күн бұрын

You mean Chicago

@terminator3768

23 күн бұрын

1, 2, 3... yea that's it

@Shiftinggers

23 күн бұрын

Well that fleet is made up of one sub and one combat ship. The other two ships are for towing and resupply

@owenstockwood5040

23 күн бұрын

Probably 0, as the Russian ships would likely all have been converted into one way submarines.

@Shadowheart181

23 күн бұрын

​@@owenstockwood5040 well, then some billionaires will go down in a sub to go look at them... Win win

The Boeing and Clinton comments got me.

@lancepharker

23 күн бұрын

Careful, so will Boeing and the Clintons...

@5150_Designs

22 күн бұрын

I was like, 😮 when i heard that one!

Russia: "Aren't you nervous that we're operating so close to you??" Alaska: "...Am I a joke to you?"

@sempressfi

22 күн бұрын

OMG yes everytime someone's mentioned how they'll be so close to us now I'm like, "uhh... Did you know we have states that aren't connected to the mainland continent? Or did Alaska suddenly migrate?"😂

@CHANTZLIFE843

17 күн бұрын

😂☠️💀😂‼️

Man that Boeing joke was foul 😂😂😂

@etopsirhc

23 күн бұрын

if he turns up missing we know what happened

@Billy_Rizzle

23 күн бұрын

Foul, just like how Boeing play

@electricdragon9366

23 күн бұрын

That joke was so foul, it was amazing! 😂😂😂 I'm howling from laughter at the joke

@crazyrican81

23 күн бұрын

On point😅😅😅

@kgot7436

23 күн бұрын

Shit was legit though lol

“Who the fuck was running her campaign, Boeing?” 😂it’s not too soon… but yeah that’s kinda odd

@robertf3479

23 күн бұрын

Either Boeing or Hillary.

@hiddendesire3076

23 күн бұрын

Not really odd, BlackRock was involved and if you’ve seen the black-inked stuff regarding them, they’re essentially Merryweather from GTA. Bunch of idiots with too much firepower and connections.

@SoloRenegade

23 күн бұрын

not too soon

@cherry9787

23 күн бұрын

​@@hiddendesire3076 Merryweather in 3D 💀

@thesarcasticliberal

23 күн бұрын

It wasn't her. It was some cartel shit that got out of hand, and she was just one of the candidates with better security (the CEO of BlackRock helped her out with that).

“You slip and fall into 17 gunshots in the back of your head!” LMMFAO Also, big love for “If it flies it dies!” Someone once asked about me in a battlefield forum, “Who’s this Scourge guy?! I can’t fly, I can’t run, I can’t drive… I just keep dying!”😂😂

@crimsonmaelstrom573

23 күн бұрын

I’ll get you one of these days Scourge

@scourgey4205

23 күн бұрын

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 not in BF! Shits been traaaaash for the last few gens. Now off spreading Freedom and Well Managed Democracy!!! ✊

@crimsonmaelstrom573

23 күн бұрын

@@scourgey4205 when it comes back, you’ll be number one on my revenge list

@scourgey4205

22 күн бұрын

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 wait, am I about to hear another one of those, “My whole squad was shooting (Enter MANPADS here) at you on Caspian Border, and none of us could hit you!!!” stories? Yes, this actually happened waaaay back when I worked at GameStop. 🤣

The real MVP of that "fleet" is the tug boat. Homies about to carry the whole fleet on his back to get state side.

@Nelsonwmj

23 күн бұрын

It's like that common joke about who's the highest-ranking in the military. Answer: it's the civilian politician in charge of the country. And in this case, the tugboat is the civilian.

@kadelefox8946

23 күн бұрын

I think I heard somewhere Ukraine targeted and hit one of Russia's tugboats recently, I can't fully confirm that but thats what I remember looking past

@droman608

22 күн бұрын

It certainly can carry the team, just not the W with them. 😂🤣

The US isn't worried about exercises off the coast of Cuba.. but the Russians might want to take care that their ships are now within a 100 miles of Florida Man.

“I’m always in beast mode”. Can’t argue with that. As well as those Iranian pilots who got scared shitless when they were going to harass a drone.

@WinVisten

23 күн бұрын

"You ought to go home."

@davidkelly4210

23 күн бұрын

​@@WinVistenafter reading of their weapons loadout as the pilots frantically looked around (in addition to being invisible on radar, the Raptor was flying in their blind spot).

@etsequentia6765

23 күн бұрын

I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus btw.

@mattgriewahn8554

22 күн бұрын

@@davidkelly4210still say that they should have inverted to engage in international communication with the Iranian pilot. Gotta figure that they at least watched top gun to count as flight training.

"You realize that you've lost most of your Black Sea fleet to a country without a Navy". That is a shame no one can ever live down. LoL

@michaelbenjmitchell1

23 күн бұрын

To be fair Ukraine will be getting a even larger navy after the war. The US is selling them alot of cruisers.

@Jfk2Mr

23 күн бұрын

I mean, they lost a naval battle to landlocked country.

@Jfk2Mr

23 күн бұрын

@@michaelbenjmitchell1 I feel like this is bullshit. So far Ukraine was buying light vessels for countermine operations, because navaly speaking, that's their main problem that they can solve via purchases. FFGs, DDGs or CGs, while nice to have, are more of a luxury in current and eventual post-war context. And with their budget, they cannot afford luxuries.

@saralotti7174

23 күн бұрын

@@michaelbenjmitchell1it’s the best Forward Operations Base location to supply WW3 imo. Just like playing RISK as a kid-the location is vital to total global domination imo.

@AntonGudenus

23 күн бұрын

It's not the first time something like that happened to Russia. To quote bluejay in his video about the Russian baltic fleet: "Nearly landlocked nations and stellar navies don't exactly go hand in hand"

Grandpa Buff saying “just make out” to the F-35 and the F-22 is just fucking hilarious🤣🤣🤣

@iglidor

23 күн бұрын

Inb4 a new plane announced - F-57. Unholy spawn of F-35 and F-22

@electricdragon9366

23 күн бұрын

​@@iglidorcan someone get Lockheed-Martin on the line? Yeah, new fighter jet

@fuzzyspackage

23 күн бұрын

🤤🫶🫡😈🫣

@weregarurumon3202

23 күн бұрын

and that's how the NGAD was born

@callumwright7459

22 күн бұрын

@@electricdragon9366 The un-holy lovechild of 'Raptor' and 'Lightening II' was actually a proposal, Back in 2018 or so, the Japan Air Self-Defense Forces wanted 'F-22 at home' unfortunately the project never passed concept.

I was expecting "We're sending our fleet to Cuba for training" "You still have one? Huh."

There’s a Kennedy running for office and Russia’s headed back to Cuba. What year is this again?

@GhostBear3067

23 күн бұрын

And that Kenedy has had brain damage from a foreign object.

@dr.floridamanphd

23 күн бұрын

@@GhostBear3067 hot damn, son! 😂😂😂😂

@GhostBear3067

23 күн бұрын

@dr.floridamanphd oh so you have heard about the worm?

@CybrosPrime

23 күн бұрын

We’ve waited 60 years for a sequel

@dr.floridamanphd

23 күн бұрын

@@GhostBear3067 yeah. It was headline news

"I'll turn all your ships into a coral reef..." ohhhh, HELL YEAH, new wrecks to dive! 😆

@richardhanck972

22 күн бұрын

Shame about all the live ordinance on... wait... nope, couldn't get through it with a straight face.

What was oddly nicer then the direct quote from the white house about Russia going down to Cuba. Something along the lines of "Notable, but not concerning." ...That's just mean!

@lonnyyoung4285

23 күн бұрын

I wonder if the was Uncle Joe spiting disrespect because he has no filter in his old age, or a group of speech writers that tried really hard.

@LucanVaris

22 күн бұрын

I mean, if a bunch of people in Cracker Jack tugboats that were built only _slightly_ sturdier than cardboard kayaks tried taunting you, and you were currently sitting on some of the best naval equipment the world has to offer, how concerned would _you_ be? Concerned for _yourself,_ by the way. _Not_ for the Fisher Price dinghies.

@xxpoisonblxx

22 күн бұрын

Just consider how close that puts Russia's fleet to Florida. The US Coast Guard'll have to be out there protecting them from Florida Man.

We aren’t scared of Russia operating off our coast. The last time they were messing around near Alaska with China, we sent one ship and they ran back home. Being in the Atlantic Ocean means that they would have to deal with the many U.S. and NATO fleets if they zig instead of zag.

@rffromusa8319

23 күн бұрын

80 years of please FAFO russia so we can fix our last mistake not following through.

@mikemiller7946

23 күн бұрын

@@rffromusa8319 FAFO. But yeah.

@JaredJanhsen

23 күн бұрын

Didn't the Russian Navy get mooned by some wayward Alaskan fishermen and couldn't even intercept their boat?

@NoobsofFredo

23 күн бұрын

@@JaredJanhsen As it happens, yes.

@kylezdancewicz7346

23 күн бұрын

Can’t wait for the NATO to announce a joint NATO training operation from the us gulf coast to Puerto Rico the same day

DONT TOUCH THE BOATS!!!! The US Navy is all over and around cuba... Heck, WE own part of cuba... Dont get too close... AND DONT TOUCH THE BOATS

@gmc6790

23 күн бұрын

I think at this point Cuba would prefer US$ for the room rentals than anything Russia has. I mean, you find a few containers of new old stock in an auto warehouse in Detroit and you've activated Cuban God-mode.

One can not deny, that russia has the biggest and second best submarine fleet in the black sea.

@jdluntjr76226

23 күн бұрын

True - but they are all stuck on the bottom

@WinVisten

23 күн бұрын

@@jdluntjr76226 That's the joke- all of their sunken ships are submarines now because they "dived" underwater.

@chocolatefrenzieya

23 күн бұрын

@@jdluntjr76226 😆😆

@Nelsonwmj

23 күн бұрын

Permanently on patrol under the sea. Someone sing the Lord's Hymn.

@mrboxy3970

23 күн бұрын

Is third place hobbyists with RC vessels?

1962: Cuban Missile crisis 2024: Cuban everyone missed it crisis

I love our official, irl response to russias training exercises near us. "Notable, but not threatening" reads to me as "...And?"

I think it's safe to say that of the 5 most deadly and effective navies in the world, the US operates like 3 of them.

@Johndoe-jd

23 күн бұрын

There is no like, we do operate 3 of them. The USN, our museum ships, and the USCG

@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx

23 күн бұрын

​@@Johndoe-jdthen its actually 4. The US army operates a larger navy then the navy in their fleet of RO-RO and amphib ships

@LucanVaris

22 күн бұрын

*Gimli, looking at all these "separate" Navies:* "...THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!" >:I

Cuban missile crisis pt 2 *very* electric boogaloo

@nathanielweber7843

23 күн бұрын

Except the Russian nuclear threat was credible back in the 60s

@jeremysorejian

23 күн бұрын

Is it though I don't know if we'd have the same reaction when we can basically shoot anything they throw at us out of the air

@kemarisite

23 күн бұрын

Or, as LaserPig phrased it, "Electric Butthole Glue", which the Russians might require (briefly) if they did put a rudder out of line.

@jaisummons2304

23 күн бұрын

What happened the first time will happen again. Government government never changes.

@michaelbenjmitchell1

23 күн бұрын

@@jaisummons2304 War never changes (Some decorated war hero from Fallout 4)

I've been saying for years that there needs to be an age limit on politics. Nobody over the age of 55 should have any role in running any kind of government, at all. And I say that as a man who's rapidly approaching that age.

Throughout all of human history there has been nothing that strikes less fear than the words: " The Russian navy is coming".

@AntonGudenus

23 күн бұрын

Into the hearts of other navies/militaries. The Russian navy strikes a lot of fear into the heart of nature conservationists, other Russian ships, fishermen, fish and Russian pilots.

@KnawedOne

21 күн бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

Petition to officially change all headlines featuring The Russian Navy to The Russian 'Navy'.

HLC is a natural savage. This man is so good at being a savage, it brings a tear to my eye. Outstanding!

@etsequentia6765

23 күн бұрын

There is a certain flow to his style that I do appreciate.

Damn, got Boeing AND the Clintons. HLC laughing in the face of danger.

@michaelbenjmitchell1

23 күн бұрын

So if HLC disappears we should assume either Boeing or Hillary got him?

@rettbull9100

23 күн бұрын

I know nothing became of Bill's affair or Hilary's emails. But there was a lot of shady crap happening during them.

@aurorauplinks

23 күн бұрын

im glad hes so at peace with life :)

@gosmo4504

23 күн бұрын

Let's hope this isn't the last video...

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

23 күн бұрын

he may want to be careful the next time he uses the stairs 💀

American military is the definition of “ Fuck around and find out!”

"If it flies, it fuckin' dies!" Straight up GANGSTA!

That is one of my new favorite lines from HLC

@Rakso641

23 күн бұрын

Which one?

@FlashStatic

23 күн бұрын

@@Rakso641 yes

@DanBacksIide

23 күн бұрын

@@Rakso641 all of it, but specifically, “if it flies, it dies”

@Rakso641

23 күн бұрын

@@DanBacksIide I think that you mean ,,If it flies, it fucking dies"

@DanBacksIide

23 күн бұрын

@@Rakso641 yes, I don’t like to swear

That “fleet” is also four ships, only two of which are actual warships. One is an oiler and the other is a tugboat. Any bets as to which one will break down first?

@TheAchilles26

23 күн бұрын

One of the warships will break down. The other will sink the tug claiming that it was "a Japanese torpedo boat"

@mdyas1711

23 күн бұрын

The true question is did the fleet bring enough binoculars for their Admiral to chuck overboard?

@staceyacre8870

23 күн бұрын

All of them.

@mordread2839

23 күн бұрын

My moneys on one of the actual warships which will break halfway to Cuba and need the tug boat to pull it the rest of the way

@spartan078ben

23 күн бұрын

You're taking bets that only one will break down?

Do the Clinton's have any connections to the people in charge of Boeing? Also, if the Russian Navy gets out of line, we can just tell Florida "Have fun." It would be hilarious and save money.

@SilvaDreams

23 күн бұрын

I mean Tyndall Airforce base is right there on the pan handle... And that is where they TRAIN the F-22 pilots...So uhh... Yeah.

@saralotti7174

23 күн бұрын

Yes Please.

@devinrussell420

23 күн бұрын

Florida: "Raise hell,praise Dale!".

@davidchapman370

23 күн бұрын

Just give Florida Man some arm floaties and tell him tha Russians took his pet 'gater Floyd.

@renzl2337

23 күн бұрын

Florida Coast Guard vs the Russian Navy. Place your bets!

The balance of accurate facts, entertainment, and the humour that civilians do not quite understand. But every veteran still survives with. Thank you not only for your service. Your hard work in keeping it real.

Awweee Russia is applying for the "Florida reef club" Membership isn't Free, But it's Fun for US 😎🇺🇸💪🏻

Lmao throwing that shade at Boeing was vicious! When you're trying to imitate the former massive superpower you once were then you better have the navy to back it up!

Let's not forget that Russian Fleet will be daaaaangerously close to a certain veteran ship that survived 2 World Wars, and hasn't missed a shot since day 1 of training. The Mighty T won't even need to gangster lean with the enemy that close.

@lonnyyoung4285

23 күн бұрын

Sounds like a new character needs created.

@LucanVaris

22 күн бұрын

@@lonnyyoung4285 Or a few are about to get deleted.

Ok in our defense, the 37 political candidates weren't running for The presidential office, but many were senators, district representatives, and mayors. It doesnt make the tragedies dont happen, but it makes her not look like a Venezuela dictator

@saralotti7174

23 күн бұрын

Were they opposed to her future agenda and wouldn’t have enacted it in their districts? The best way to eliminate opposition is to make sure there is none right?

@plusarik8879

23 күн бұрын

@@saralotti7174 honestly? Idk but to be fair, the total of candidates was at least 3 per position, which includes the president, 128 senators and 500 districts, without counting town and city mayors. So my info on said deaths is extremely limited, like, I only know the details of one of those deaths (Baja California district rep, going for senator, died 9 days before vote day due to ongoing medical issues)

@Ralinos

22 күн бұрын

@plusarik8879 That's just "died", the reports I heard were saying murdered! & it wasn't her doing it, but whoever is supposedly backing(installing) her. Supposedly orchestrating his people everywhere.

@JoelDashReed

22 күн бұрын

If they were assassinated was mostly to support a cartel-backed politician. Still, doesn't make her look like an autocrat, yet.

@nathanjw940

22 күн бұрын

Putler

No matter how crappy my day is, just listening to Grandpa Buff and the Kid makes me chuckle.🤣🤣🤣

"Who's wiener is invisible " Best line ever xD

From the past line, I’m just imagining the US Atlantic fleet vibing off the coast of Florida with the Russian fleet in sights at all times

Buff always has the best lines. No F's to give

being EX military .."I so look forward to these Videos"...my son said in "the Kid's" voice..."would you attack me ..I'd attack me" while playing a video game

@laurag7295

23 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

0:35 I was here like, "What's the catch?" I was not prepared to hear THIRTY-SEVEN other candidates got assassinated! Like, God damn that's overkill, literally!

@jefferyindorf699

23 күн бұрын

Boeing and Hillary Inc in action. 😂

At the Jeff Dunham comedy show the other day Walter had a joke about how you don't get a brag about being ex-friends with the clintons

@alecmullaney7957

22 күн бұрын

He still does shows? I thought he had given up after people realized all he had was racist characatures

I feel like there was missed opportunity to remind Russia how their Baltic fleet traveled the long way to the Pacific, and how even their modern navy still breaks down on long trips. *cough* *cough* the Admiral Kuznetsov

@sarahpearson1504

23 күн бұрын

Do you see torpedo boats?

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

23 күн бұрын

The admiral is officially dead now btw

@Ryandonahue10

22 күн бұрын

@@BoraHorzaGobuchul Yeah but it was easy to point to with it's tragic history of breaking down in horrible ways.

“ oh, Will you two stop arguing over who’s wiener is more invisible and dangerous” had me fucking dead 💀

Hahaha…..the Buff laying the smack down on the (young ones) loved it 😂🤣😂🇺🇸🫡👍🏻🤪

@twotone3471

23 күн бұрын

BUFF was born salty, having to park under the wing of the B-36, Getting shot down over Vietnam, and now having been "replaced" three times now (B-1,B-2,B-21). BUFF is older than 37 nations, which is approximately 1/5 of the United Nations member states. That would be like if the Sailing ships of the 1790 royal navy were still somehow threatening the US East cast today for comparison to how the B-52 is to nations that have never not known its presence.

0:42 Nah, but BlackRock was involved, so pretty much the same thing.

@saralotti7174

23 күн бұрын

New C👁️a same as the old 🌊 i A?

They were not 37 people running against her, they were running for 37 different other local offices across the country, mostly mayors and council members.

@ProfPyro

23 күн бұрын

Had to scroll farther than I'd like before I saw someone point this out

@saralotti7174

23 күн бұрын

@@ProfPyroso they were supporters of her future agendas or were they potential dissenters?

@invisalats841

23 күн бұрын

​@@saralotti7174they were opposition to her agenda

@ProfPyro

23 күн бұрын

@@saralotti7174 I am not informed enough about that to say, I just assumed the cartels were feeling particularly froggy this election season.

The most courageous people in the world are the sailors of the Russian Navy. I would never trust that much water under a Russian boat!

@mrboxy3970

23 күн бұрын

On nuclear powered ships*

"Go pick on some Russians or something." Speaking for the F-22, I'm sure he would _love_ to -- IF SOMEONE WOULD OPEN THIS DARN HANGAR DOOR (now, where did I leave that lock picking set? . . . oh no).

@richardhanck972

22 күн бұрын

You're using a Sargent and Greenleaf Model 951 High Security Padlock. Designed to meet US military specification MIL-DTL-43607J, and incorporating features to defeat shimming, cutting, sawing, and drilling, as well as a government-agency-only restricted keyway, it can be opened with... ...and here come the Federal Woo-Woo-Boys.

“If it flies it fucking dies” I love the energy kid. I hope we never have to let you out of the hanger, but I have my popcorn ready in case we ever do.

Cuba is well within cruise missile range from almost every port on the southeast US. We don't even need to float 1 boat to sink their whole fleet. They will be tap dancing in a land mine the whole time they there. One step outa line, and Russia will have an entire navy made out of non-consentual submarines.

@tearstoneactual9773

23 күн бұрын

I mean... "Smile, wait for the flash..." Oh look, it's Bikini Atol, Caribbean edition

@KnawedOne

21 күн бұрын

😂😂

That boeing comment was true but diabolical💀💀

As soon as the clintons left😂😂😂 very true!

The Russian would see their fleet disappear faster using satellites than the time it takes for them to get a runner to the bridge, or to figure out how to switch the Radar and FCS systems off so they can communicate. Moskava anyone?

@michaelbenjmitchell1

23 күн бұрын

Ummm I think the Russians accidentally sank the Moskva. The Russians have a tendency to lose track of their naval mines when they lay them .

@keenancollett6465

23 күн бұрын

2 Neptune missiles was the best word I've gotten on the matter.​@@michaelbenjmitchell1

@tearstoneactual9773

23 күн бұрын

I just can't wait for that "smile, wait for the flash" moment

@Gander319

23 күн бұрын

Mockba? More like Mock-Bwahaha

Buff is parenting 🤣🤣

Those deaths were from all the elections this cycle. Mayor, governer, judge, stuff like that.

God HLC you go hard and I am LOVING it! "Turn them into a goddamn coral reef faster than they can say we fucked up!" 🤣

Buff had me dying 😆 🤣 😂

Three words Russia....Operation Praying Mantis. This time we'll see if we can do it in under 6 hours.

@AntonGudenus

23 күн бұрын

If Russias naval history is anything to go by, they will sink their own ships in friendly fire incidents, after confusing Mexican fishing trawlers with Ukrainian torpedo-boats.

@realmenhavelittledogs2661

23 күн бұрын

We will not use Russia for a speed run challenge, it's like using cheat codes to make it even easier

@donttuga9310

23 күн бұрын

@@realmenhavelittledogs2661 Yea I hate to agree with you, but you're right, that would be VERY unfair. Maybe we could use only F-14s for the speed run, that should be fair-ish

@tearstoneactual9773

23 күн бұрын

@@donttuga9310 - ♪ Hiiiighwaaay tooo the danger zone ♪

@donttuga9310

23 күн бұрын

@@tearstoneactual9773 Hell YEA!!!

The us navy making corral reefs and handing out L's in proportional responses since 1794

congress: "don't kill them if they surrender" Marine corps: "don't worry they wont get the chance to surrender".

If it flies it fucking dies. The most badass line ever said

Lol. Grandpa buff breaking up the argument. 😂😂😂

Another amazjng video from HLC

Turn them boats into a coral reef quicker than you get on to radio to say "we F'd up"

I can imagine the 22 and 35 laughing at Turkey's new homegrown jet.

@ozanakbyk9821

23 күн бұрын

its a 22 but 15% bigger . we are trying man give us a break

Speaking of beast mode. Damn America, that's the most lethal comeback tus far.

Gets on the radio: Russian soldier: Commander! We fuc- Radio is now static: Russian Commander: hello? Comrade, are you there? Are you ignoring me?!

@tearstoneactual9773

23 күн бұрын

Meanwhile in Florida... Floridaman: "Why is there a sunrise to the south?"

BUFF, you can't tell The Kid to go pick on some Russians. Pretty sure he will interpret that as permission to go rogue. Would be funny to see how long it takes the Russians to figure out why their planes keep disappearing for seemingly no reason though...

@graceliu8839

22 күн бұрын

And now Su-57s have been found destroyed on the ground

I love that every single episode HLC drops has at least one raw fucking line

Russians mistakenly get too close to Florida. Russian_Fleet_Commander: "Why do I hear 'Unfortunate Son', and 'Doom Boss Music' at the same time?" Trailer parks across the Sunshine State will have a new "aquatic" theme.

@lanchester101

23 күн бұрын

While getting their asses kicked by the USS constitution AKA old Ironsides

@richardhanck972

22 күн бұрын

Now there's an idea... death metal cover of Fortunate Son. *furious Googling noises...* Well, there have been a few metal covers... but nothing that makes it "Doom-worthy"

Hi habitual can u pls do F-14 meets MiG-23ML

@Cody38Super

23 күн бұрын

Sorry, I reconsidered and deleted the comment, it was just mean, I was feeling hateful and thought better of it, bruh.

"We are the future down here." Yeah. Yeah, we'll see Mexico.

The Clinton shade made my morning

Omg I think i leaked hydraulics laughing 🤣

Russia: "aren't you scared of my Navy operating so close to your coastline?" Floridians: *chuckles in well-armed militia*

@charlayned

23 күн бұрын

I guess they don't realize that Cuba is south of the most armed civilian force in the entire world. Between Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, and Texas, we got that covered (and a few military bases thrown in for good measure.

@undead890

23 күн бұрын

A group of rowdy Florida men can make short work of those ships

@Fermentum

23 күн бұрын

Iranian speed boats got nothing on a bunch of Cajuns in air boats who you told Russia took all their gators

@KayPrescesky

23 күн бұрын

I just let my full scary evil laugh out of its box. My friend just asked me never to laugh like that again, because it sounds "cartoonishly cute and evil, and girl it sends chills down my spine!"

@tearstoneactual9773

23 күн бұрын

*Multiple military bases on the south east seaboard laugh in cruise missiles*

"An election in Mexico without at least 3 assassinations is considered a dull affair."

Speaking as some one who has loaded this "Beast Mode" configuration many times. It is what most jets would call normal mode. Hell you can get more on a F-18, even the older ones than the "Beast Mode". BRU-57 hasn't even been flight tested on F-35 yet. Let me know when that happens.

You gotta do a video about the first operational loss of the Su-57. Ukrainian drones got one damaged beyond economical repair on the ground.

@NotFound-sm9rg

22 күн бұрын

the kid is gonna be really angry...

What is it with the world today. Nothing but re-runs and reboots. Didn't that show about Russian in Cuba originally aired back in the 60s?

The who's is more invisible and dangerous killed me

"I'll turn your fleet in a coral reef" America woke up amd chose violence

Good morning, HLC!

i was wondering if she was also the first not-corrupt president, and as soon as you mentioned that bodycount I had my answer lol

@GraveDigger35

23 күн бұрын

She's also not even Mexican

@dn8750

23 күн бұрын

​@GraveDigger35 is she Venezuelan? 😂

@GraveDigger35

23 күн бұрын

@@dn8750 her last name looks like it's a german last name, don't quote me on that lol

This is the greatest HLC video in a bit. The whole shtick with the 35 and 22 was the best. And you gotta love grandpa buff’s witty responses.😂

Buff “ quit comparing who’s wiener is more invisible and deadly” 🤣😂 I fucking lost it🫡

The other candidates were not presidential candidates, no need to create misinformed viewers for the sake of views. That just adds to our problems in the world. The cartel is a huge problem in Mexico and good people die because of them

"We elected the first female president", Hmm, Elected, Strange word to describe the victor of the Hunger Games. Did the inaugural speech have the words "may the odds be forever in your favor"?

Love that HLC teaches people how to kill planes for a living but is most famous for the Plane Cinematic Universe

37 Assassinations has the same energy as "28 Stab Wounds!"

Under one minute gang 🍷🗿

"We just elected our first female president!" ...that's not a flex.

On a side note, all the Russians have to do is park their ships in Key West, Florida and then Russia just lost its entire Black Sea Fleet. The Cubans would do this far too often back in the day. The last incident I recall was a Cuban gunship that parked at a pier at one of the resorts in Key West. Then the crew got off and went looking for anyone who they could surrender to.

You would think Russia would have learned that when you lose one fleet, you don't send another one into harm's way. Ah well, at least none of their support vessels are named Kamchatka.