Buff spitting a better plot than Hollywood has in years...

@allenbettis8558

Ай бұрын

True.

@colinz226

Ай бұрын

Maybe if the execs started caring about quality they'd pay their writers a living wage

@outcastmoth78kaminski4

Ай бұрын

@@colinz226 you beautiful son of a Buff... you speak wisdom ✨️

@pkmsmith87

Ай бұрын

​@@colinz226 or just hire writers who don't live in California or New York.

@Qardo

Ай бұрын

I would watch a Planes movie that takes place in space and you see Grandpa Buff just warping into orbit around Jupiter and on the side of the hull "Forever" tattooed across. Do not question the logic of this. I can picture it and I am giggling at it. Then, a squad of F-22s warp in and the Xeno scum get scared and run away. The collective annoyance from the F-22s never getting to dogfight is growing. They may end up revolting. All to get their battle.

The idea of Space F22s is equally as funny as it is absolutely fucking terrifying

@derrickhageman1969

Ай бұрын

The concept of a space f22 is just as scary as the rods from God idea 😢

@benoithudson7235

Ай бұрын

Space B52s is even worse. Belting out “space lobster” and “love airlock” like they weren’t even geriatric in the 2010s.

@dylanwight5764

Ай бұрын

Look, we all know that the first exoatmospheric fighter will be developed from the F16. We can call it... the Viper Mk.II Although as much as I'd like the Space Force to commission a USS Galactica, if the first space-carrier isn't named Enterprise there _will_ be riots!

@gdragonlord749

Ай бұрын

And apparently he plays Helldivers

@jason221145

Ай бұрын

@@dylanwight5764 wasnt the enterprise not even the first intergalatic vessel? feel free to correct me if im wrong about that, it has been 20 years for me

Grandpa Buff has been dreaming about warp drive since '72 when he stumbled upon a rerun of Star Trek.

Confused USA "Wait?!? . . .Is . . .is this Canon?" Buff " . . .the Galactic United States . . " USA "Yep! This is most DEFINITELY Canon!" Gather around the fire children, Grandpa Buff is going to regale us with another wonderful story."

The idea of the B-52 being the first interplanetary bomber accompanied by an F-22 based escort fighter is probably the coolest, helldivers-esque concept I’ve ever heard of

@encryptedwolf7623

Ай бұрын

🫡🇺🇳 For Super Earth!

@F-22.

Ай бұрын

​@@encryptedwolf7623 AND FOR DEMOCRACY

@clubbzz

Ай бұрын

it is also honestly the most terrifying concept i have ever heard of.

@ronrandallberonilla8807

Ай бұрын

Freedom and Liberty

@enclaveofficerz3245

Ай бұрын

@@encryptedwolf7623 HAVE A CUP OF LIBER TEA!

Everyone, while we sit and laugh at HLC’s latest gutbusters, I think we should all collectively take a minute to honor Brigadier General Clarence Emil “Bud” Anderson, WWII P-51 Triple Ace who even went back for more flying Thuds in Vietnam, who went west yesterday at the age of 102. Blue Skies General, it was a privilege and honor to have known you…

@TytonidaeIndustries

Ай бұрын

o7

@chasetoyama8184

Ай бұрын

o7

@OverLordOfficial889

Ай бұрын

🫡

@akakscase

Ай бұрын

Bud passed? Damn. I was able to meet him once and he was an amazing man, even in his 80's.

@GuardianJinx

Ай бұрын

o7

Full truth, the BUFF program has cost the USA an awful lot of money, but man, it's saved a lot of trouble. I think the ROI on that one is definitely a keeper.

@noobpuncher8571

Ай бұрын

The BUFF is forever.

@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx

Ай бұрын

Buff will never die......just imagine that ppabe was designed with a frigging slide rule and is still flying on the front.

"Don't . Touch. My boats! That goes for my space canoes too. 🤣🤣🤣

Missed opportunity for the F22 to make a Warhammer 40k reference of "suffer not the zeno to live"

@PurpleHeartE54

Ай бұрын

Not everybody is well-versed into 40k, and I don't believe Linecrosser is either, but sure, that works.

@walternelson2687

Ай бұрын

*Xeno HLC even spelled it correctly in the video dude come on.

@aidanworth8199

Ай бұрын

​@@PurpleHeartE54 heresy.. (jk)

@BouncingZeus

Ай бұрын

It would be the buff no? Cause that is who is designed to end a world.

@Qardo

Ай бұрын

Spelled "Xeno". I know. It is not spelled like it sounds. But blame some scientist for the spelling. Cause you know they were drunk, high, or both when coming up with the name.

"The new F22EX... which stands for exo-atmospheric! F*in SPACE WARFARE!" Space Force is starting to sound like an awesome new job choice!

@trailblazer632

Ай бұрын

Hmmm anyone else remember that they are working kn the f15ex already?

@frednone

Ай бұрын

Sadly, space warfare will be even more boring than planetary warfare.

@James-bw4np

Ай бұрын

@@frednone I like how space warfare is described in "The Lost Fleet" book series. They spend 16 hours approaching the enemy fleet at .2c and then in the final 2 hours make their minor course adjustments to try and fool the enemy predictive targeting software. The actual shooting happens in a microsecond and is done by the computers. Afterwards it is a damage assessment and maybe another 5-10 hours of maneuvering to get turned around to shoot again. The battles lasted multiple days on the short side and more often took a week plus.

@thenewbohemian5779

Ай бұрын

@@James-bw4np shit.....and I thought Enders Game was cool...... Thanks for the new book series to check out!

@MK0272

Ай бұрын

@@thenewbohemian5779 It's a good one. You should also check out the Old Man's War book series.

HUGE respect for all the facial expressions! They make it an independent character for me, so great job!

@OfficerBarricade

3 күн бұрын

what facial expressions? this isn't gacha life 😂

Never expected the Space Orcs that is HFY Humanity to invade this channel. Love it. MORE HFY BUFF TIME!!

@artbrann

Ай бұрын

HFY invades everything, and we just accept it at this point

@MastemaJack

Ай бұрын

Get me a flamethrower

"drag them across Russia's face when they finally decide to find out." I think that's #1 the best line you've dropped throughout this entire series.

@jasondyrkacz8270

Ай бұрын

Poland: Come here, 22.

@TheOneWhoMightBe

Ай бұрын

@@jasondyrkacz8270 Help me look for my puppy.

@thenewbohemian5779

Ай бұрын

I still think the classic F22 as buffalo bill "Id intercept me" is GOAT. But yes, that line also made me chuckle.

@mannings.8474

Ай бұрын

(In Russian) “Sir! Our shitty radar is picking up something tiny flying in! It… Looks like… A pair of… Truck Nuts?!”

"The Galatic United States" is the greatest thing ive ever heard

@bud9133

Ай бұрын

What would be Galactic Florida?

@GearGuardianGaming

Ай бұрын

​@@bud9133 we build one of those ring satellites you can see in many many space video games, put tarmac on the inside edge of the ring, guard rails, and paint the lines. can squiggle the course as you like. lets call it the miami-"space"stead.

@miceltusav88

Ай бұрын

Four words from the video game Section 8... "United States Imperial Armada"

@AlleluiaElizabeth

Ай бұрын

@bud9133 Tuchanka.

@Broomer52

Ай бұрын

@@bud9133probably Venus

The greatest f****** episodes I've seen. Every character had a quick comeback and as always was amazing. I also watched the unsubscribe podcast and I'm glad that you're a regular recurring guest. You're an angry cops is the funniest.

@ethanprice7934

Ай бұрын

Also you should try and write a script or find someone to do it for you for that story because like other comments have said you have an original story that's really interesting.

We need more space Buff stories 🤣 that was awesome!

This man made Helldivers 2/Starship Troopers canon while still making the Buff and Kid stay true to their personalities. Well done sir

@jaisummons2304

Ай бұрын

United Earth stallaris: They took out some of our ships so we glassed some of their planets and turned them into tome worlds that is a planet that is unhabitable filled with radiation. Set the titans in those are super mechs, clones, drones, droids, bots to take over the planets fight the remaining garrison there. I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part. Gone the galax trade federation today. GTF: Glassing planets is a war crime and the GTF will attack anyone who doesn't do this GTF: -20% of your navel capabilities or risk being at war GTF: -10% of your boot to the ground or risk being at war GTF: 20% of your resources are going to the GTF supplies and spit up between its members. GTF: 10% resources of the GTF members are going to its GTF members industry zoning to lower the resources by 10%, you want my resources I say where my money goes. GTF: 5% of the resources will be used to increase galactic happiness by 10%. They still have 5% and I don't know where it went to GTF: Killing space animals will be seen as a crime against the GTF and war will happen. United Earth Sol systems left the federations because of taxes

A laser mounted weapon that got cancelled, was gonna be on our US fighter aircrafts? WE WERE CLOSE TO HAVING AN ACE COMBAT MOMENT?!

@GearGuardianGaming

Ай бұрын

next we build megalith and stonehenge

@vidyajamesu

Ай бұрын

I mean, at least there's NGAD for that.

@autobotCRSHR

Ай бұрын

Star Wars would have been realized until those ███████s decided to can the idea...

@TLBgaming0330

Ай бұрын

@@autobotCRSHRnot sure if anyone else is seeing this but whatever you called them has been censored out.

@danielprie4389

Ай бұрын

@@TLBgaming0330 Might have been the idea. Or might me our megacorp overlord. Who knows.

I have to thank HLC for these videos. They are a constant source of entertainment for my 13 year old son and myself. We absolutely love The Kid, Buff, And all the rest. It has brightened our lives in a very real way and has had our sides hurting from laughing so consistently and so long. PLEASE Keep it up and again thank you for all the laughs that are SO NEEDED in these times. Give em hell boys!

when Grandpa Buff talks i can't keep a straight face no matter how hard i try

4:47 I love how much Buff and F22 get along with each other. F22’s a street punk by choice who did molly and did some time in the slammer, but came out a man…a barely functioning, batshit insane man, but a man nonetheless. Buff is the military grandfather who’s still in the army and took one look at F22 and figured he’d unofficially adopt him as a surrogate son.

@SirNeil2579

Ай бұрын

The Buff and F22 are eternal 😂

@SamaritanPrime

Ай бұрын

I think I know why. They’re both the EXACT same kind of insane, but the BUFF has lived with it for so long that he’s gotten used to it. The Kid isn’t there yet.

@Irish381

Ай бұрын

I think Grandpa Buff is more like the Older veteran who has been in the shit so often that his PTSD is more nostalgia, the Kid however is more of a freshly trained Combat Marine that is just itching to get some before it ends.

@5tr4nge75

Ай бұрын

Man you think the F22 did molly? The love drug? The F22 was shooting straight meth.

@Gaara1019

Ай бұрын

​@5tr4nge75 wait...if we really think about why he wants interception it may be to f**k the enemy...you know what nah imma leave it alone

"in an overwhelming proportionate response" is one of my favorite Grandpa Buff quotes

@xxpoisonblxx

Ай бұрын

Kinda what Buff was designed for. Reminding everyone that, if noone says what the ratios being discussed are, "proportional" can get interesting. If it was the number of lives relative to the whole population of each respective place, the US and whoever touched the wrong boat, well, it'd not be that scary. When it's "proportion of the defense budget used in the attack", well. That gets far scarier. Spend 1% of your defense budget on us... maybe we'll do the same.

The idea of F22s with an upgrade to make them viable for interplanetary combat and long campaigns like how Polish horses were bred for intercontinental campaigns sounds way too epic! It's especially terrifying to consider a hive of xenomorphs intelligent enough to use ships for interstellar travel, but assuring to consider the F22 would get such crazy upgrades that it's going to put xenomorphs back in the stone age! Your videos make me wish I enlisted into the Air Force when I was young.

Just visualizing a F-22 in space intercepting some UAP/UFO thing is the scariest and the funniest thing i think I've ever heard of..

Always a saturday treat to watch another chaotic F22 skit. Praise the buff and may no one touch the boats

@kelseythomason1303

Ай бұрын

🙏🙏

@skyephoenix801

Ай бұрын

...nor the Space Canoes.

@tntk3218

Ай бұрын

@@skyephoenix801 🤣

@Turf-yj9ei

Ай бұрын

Praise Buff drink Duff

Star trek mixed with Xenomorphs mixed with a futuristic US military that still has Buff around. One hell of a drug

@Qardo

Ай бұрын

Well, there are space bugs in Star Trek. Several species of them. And they are not friendly. Though, they aren't fully 100% canon within the lore. One bug version was introduced in The Next Generation (TNG) and then completely forgotten about. That bug was the Bluegills in Star Trek Online (STO), or simply called "Parasitic being" in TNG. Which were a parasitic bug that burrowed into a host, taking control, and pretty much living among the host species to spread further. Yet, in STO the bug was brought back with its original form and also some new forms that were bigger, nastier, and meaner. Like 8 foot tall bugs that spit acid and such. Yeah. Very...Starship Troopers moment in STO. But instead of bullets and nukes. It was phasers, plasma, disruptors, and mini anti-matter grenades, lol. Also, a lot of swords and knives. Klingons love to get in close. They ain't scared of big bugs.

@longwlenguyen4214

Ай бұрын

Basically Starship Troopers original novel with power armor.

@kateshiningdeer3334

Ай бұрын

IKR? Now I want a whole novel! (Or at least a running series!)

3:50 fuk I feel called out for listening to them. xD so glad ya thrown that in.

God, I needed one of these today. I'll just leave it at I massively screwed up. I desperately needed a good laugh. Thanks HLC.

Glassing six planets as a response to touching our stuff....ya sound about right.

@Niv-lz9wq

Ай бұрын

Oddly enough, in a sci-fi novella I was writing, we do have a ship that in the space fleet is a functional equivalent of the modern destroyer called a Glass Maker. Orbital dropship/bomber, creates surface blast glass.

All in favor of Granpa Buff reading sci-fi short stories say "Intercept Me!" Intercept Me!

@EricDKaufman

Ай бұрын

Intercept Me!

@generalilbis

Ай бұрын

INTERCEPT ME!

@Crimsonbrony4812

Ай бұрын

Intercept Me!

@TheAKgunner

Ай бұрын

“Would you intercept me? I’d intercept me.”

@anasazidarkmoon

Ай бұрын

Intercept me!

2:54 agreed. Everyone should feel safe with their partner

This might have been your best one yet. Keep up the good work brother.

Now I can't get the thought of the Kid dragging "Truck Nuts" behind him out of my head!🤣🤣

@jasondyrkacz8270

Ай бұрын

I love the spirit.

@coffeegonewrong

Ай бұрын

Hey, gotta give Russia a fighting chance to spot him before the missiles fly

@keymaster8176

Ай бұрын

I know right 😂😂🍻

@SPD_driver

Ай бұрын

Well, the Teabagging equipment gives them some kind of RCS to get a return on.... easier if the enemy comes to you...

@johna1367

Ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂

Time to watch the daily news

@Greger-bg4nz

Ай бұрын

True

@soka3

Ай бұрын

Couldn't have said it any better😂

@JackoTheDragon24

Ай бұрын

This guy is better then news

@mitchellbailey7030

Ай бұрын

FACTS🫡🇺🇸👍🏻😂

@Butter_Warrior99

Ай бұрын

So much better than mainstream news.

Love the Stargate reference. Greatest sci-fi space travel show of all time.

These videos have become some of my favorite things to watch, I love you man

"The Buff is forever." And, oooooh. Exo-atmosphereic F22.... YES, please.

It’s like watching Saturday morning cartoons as a kid.

@theneurologist1

Ай бұрын

Saturday morning F-twenty toons 😂

@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116

Ай бұрын

​@@theneurologist1Have my FUC**** like man!

@kateshiningdeer3334

Ай бұрын

​@@theneurologist1I see what you did there! Brilliant!!

This is some of your greatest work yet man.

Dude, that was the best idea I’ve heard for a space warfare game/movie/ novel in a very, very long time. I need this!

"I'm gonna intercept so many bugs" I lost it. 😂😂😂😂💀

@mikegann551

16 күн бұрын

One of the kids best

HLC always brings the funny but I also appreciate the fourth wall breaks to check in on people and do PSA. Good Guy HLC.

It’s so heartwarming that Grandpa Buff makes it canon that the F-22 will be joining him on the first intergalactic war.

Lmao! "Raise Hell! Praise Dale!" I've honestly never heard that one. And "taping the truck nuts on" was priceless! 🤣

“Diddy do it?” Yes Diddy did do it.

@drd675

Ай бұрын

Like, he is a legit monster

@ihankestrel7708

Ай бұрын

What Diddy didn’t do?

@mrexists5400

Ай бұрын

@ihankestral not being a terrible person

@Hardbass2021

Ай бұрын

​​@@ihankestrel7708 the right question everyone should ask

@Klaaism

Ай бұрын

Oh did diddy do it... diddy did it hard and now diddy looking hard

I’m a 59 year old man that squeals like a teenager whenever a new video arrives. Thank you for making the day a little brighter!

@maryvalentine9090

Ай бұрын

Bro, I’m a 66-year-old woman and I do the same damn thing!

@kateshiningdeer3334

Ай бұрын

46 yo woman, and same! This is the highlight of my day a lot of the time! Buff's HellDivers/Star Trek-style perfect sci-fi story just made it even better!

This has become a small highlight of my day. It actually makes me laugh watching it. Well done.

you never fail to have that one line that kills all. i absolutely love it

"F22EX" basically sounds like you are describing an F-302 from Stargate, especially because they also used AMRAAMs, were a USAF black project, and were extremely badass

@bradenlawles7055

Ай бұрын

Yes

NASA over here just pulling a Tony Stark and figuring things out by accident is my new favorite thing.

@lemax6865

Ай бұрын

A lot of the greatest scientific discoveries of all time started with an accident. Basically, you experiment, something unexpected happens and then you spend a lot of time and effort figuring out what the hell happened, with more experiments. This time though it's a bunch of theoretical physicists fucking with math until it gave them what they wanted, which is also great but unfortunately not worth much until the tech exists to try it out.

@TheRibottoStudios

Ай бұрын

​@@lemax6865"fcking with math until it gave them what they wanted." Is iconic 😂

@davidkelly4210

Ай бұрын

@@lemax6865 The tech part isn't all that hard if it doesn't require new materials (the problem with room temperature superconductors). Once the math says it can happen, you just let the engineers do their thing. From splitting the atom to glassing 2 Japanese cities for touching our boats took less than a decade. The Wright brothers to prototype jets a generation. Nazis dropping rockets on London to Soviet and American landers on the moon (the Soviets were 1st but unmanned) another generation. If this warp drive doesn't require something like fusion (maybe even then with recent energy positive experiments) or antimatter to fuel and can be built with existing materials we could probably get a working prototype in a surprisingly short amount of time. Provided it's properly funded of course. They're still refining the math atm so who knows.

@lemax6865

Ай бұрын

@@davidkelly4210 That's the thing though. When they say "we don't have the technology", what they mean is usually either "we don't have the means of producing (or storing) enough energy", or "we don't have the required materials/the materials required are prohibitively expensive to produce in sufficient quantities". There's also the occasional "we don't have enough computing ability". Not much really "requires" fusion power or antimatter anihilation reactors, it's just that those ways of producing energy would solve the first of those two categories of problem and a good bit of the second if we could get them to work, and that's proven to be rather difficult. I acknowledge that the first step in any great leap in technology and science is getting the math to work, hence why I said "which is also great". I also however realise that between figuring out the math and the engineers getting the product out, there are sometimes *decades* of work involved, fusion being a good example, the math's been there since Einstein. "Fusion power is only 20 years away" is a meme for a reason.

@gawainethefirst

Ай бұрын

@@lemax6865 or in some cases, it means that they’ve already built it and aren’t telling anyone.

I love the fact that buff is over here just spitting fanfiction 😂😂

Honestly LOVE these videos. Keep it up!!!

I love the "oh shit you can actually see my quotes" in reference to the recurring "oh shit you can't actually see my air quotes fuck"

We know where our boats are. And its a power move. Our boats are there, and we fucking dare them

@thedoctor7566

Ай бұрын

Just touch the boats it's ok we won't do anything...besides turn the area into a new parking lot

@MariaTex3

Ай бұрын

Japan is just standing off the side desperately signaling NOT to touch the boats.

I have no words for the amount if hilariously good jokes were in this one!

The F22-EX sounds like the kind of aircraft you'd unlock in an Ace Combat campaign lol

HELL YEAH!!! for the Hell Divers Reference. HELL NO! for F22 creaming his cannons

@anasazidarkmoon

Ай бұрын

I pity whoever has to clean the hangar after that. 😂

@thedyingmeme6

Ай бұрын

"Creaming his cannons"

@yourlocalmethaddict

Ай бұрын

That sentence makes me regret having eyes

@ardantop132na6

Ай бұрын

F-22 do be dropping the 500kg bomb.

@NuclearFalcon146

Ай бұрын

@@ardantop132na6 Bigger than 500 kg. USAF does not use the Mk. 83 (closest to 500 kg at 1,000 pounds and is a Navy weapon), they use 2,000 pound bombs. Some F-22s are configured to be able to drop 2,000 pound JDAMs. That said he would ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇ the bugs at every opportunity.

Love the 4th wall break. Good reminder and there are resources out there to help victims of IPV.

Why do I feel like every literal video is just pure gold yet somehow also better everytime lol

2:30 I feel that may fall on some deaf ears here given the demographic of DV offenders that hide behind a badge and or uniform, plea down the charges with friendly county prosecutors so they don't lose their job.

That Harry Potter joke actually made me spit. That was funny as hell.

I love how the “don’t touch the boats” line goes back and forth between United States and Japan. Don’t know about any of you but I am looking forward to the day that Japan gets tired of telling others not to touch the boats. I can just imagine them saying “You know what? Screw it. You don’t want to listen to me. So you can just learn the hard way.”.

@skylershummingbird1667

Ай бұрын

I'm waiting for the day that the Kaga and an incarnation of the Enterprise are in a task force together. Gonna be so weird to read that in the papers.

@Hardbass2021

Ай бұрын

Old rivals, now allies

@taemien9219

Ай бұрын

@@Hardbass2021 Even older friends. WW2 was just a misunderstanding between the US and Japan. We we've been friends since the 1800s.

@John-vp2jq

Ай бұрын

@@taemien9219 to be fair, the friendship was kind of "forced" from the beginning. See Matthew Perry's expedition there.

@everettbruckerhoff6029

Ай бұрын

@@skylershummingbird1667 they need to name one of their helicopter carriers Akagi. It'd be only right to see CVN80 and a new Akagi sailing side by side.

I love your channel, great job addressing the Diddy issue and making a point to correct it in some way. Keep them videos coming

Thank you for talking about Domestic Violence. As someone who, not only grew up watching my mother go through it, I’ve also experienced it myself. I believe that it ALWAYS needs more attention. Jokes, done in the right way, bring attention to what millions of people are going through. Remember ladies and gentlemen, NO ONE has the RIGHT to hurt you. ❤ Stay Safe.

We just got a message from the Klingons saying that F-22's in space is too much, even by Klingon standards.

HLC just gave the 22 a Xeno Gasm. "Brute ships, staggered lines. BUFFMaster, they outnumber us 3 to 1!!!"

@TheAKgunner

Ай бұрын

“Then it is an even fight!”

@Wootmanwashere

Ай бұрын

"It's a buffet then. Don't hold back and eat your fill!"

@tenchraven

Ай бұрын

"Three to one? They don't have very many friends. Lets put them out of their loneliness."

@Pierce-lz7kv

Ай бұрын

Boys...they got us surrounded...those poor bastards

@jgkitarel

Ай бұрын

Buff: Good, the enemy is right where I want them. And they don't seem to have many friends."

I’m laughing sooooo hard right now. Thank you Thank you Thank you. I really needed that after a bad day of trucking. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Love your videos! All of them are the best!!!❤❤❤

Grandpa BUFF's story was awesome, but I feel bad for the janitor that's gonna have to clean up the mess Raptor made at the end. 🤣

I can soo picture a fleet of G-pa buffs warping in on an enemy and resetting them all to the character select screen. Also, HLC, you need to write a couple of movies, asap!! You got some pure gold going on up in that brain of your's!!

3:16. I believe the word you're looking for is feudalism or something very similar. Love the videos.

ok this was fing AMAZING the buff is forever and a space f22 is terrifying lol! keep being your wonderful self :)

As STARFLEET retires the Enterprise F, a wing of B 52s does a flyover!

I’m still on the ad, but based on this title, I say FOR DEMOCRACY!!! Edit: I mean, I was close?

@akatsukilevi

Ай бұрын

F-22 intercepting bugs.... Yeap, that's democracy right there

@sophefe

Ай бұрын

Liberty speed your step, Helldiver.

@remanscimitar

Ай бұрын

Glassing cybers and intercepting bugs.... for democracy and Super Earth.

@Niv-lz9wq

Ай бұрын

Nope, it's for the Constitutional Republic.

G-Buff and 22 going on a bug hunt nice. I would love a show about that

I'm not going to lie that was some pretty epic shit probably the most creative well done

I Love Grampa Buff. He needs to lead the space war against the xenomorphs so he can tell the tales!!

@LastRonin47

Ай бұрын

Fun Fact: The Emperor of Mankind still operates a fleet of 50 BUFFs in case of the need to deploy Exterminatus Primus. The Emperor Protects.

@longwlenguyen4214

Ай бұрын

With Starship Troopers power armor from the novel.

You know what FUCK it, as a Nebraskan and farmer of corn im fine with being acknowledged for just CORN😂😂😂

@lemax6865

Ай бұрын

Wear it with pride, corn is amazing. It's food by itself, it's an ingredient in lots more food, it can be used for biofuel, it can be used for grain alcohol and all that comes with that (cheers), all of that and more at an economically viable price tag. People don't put enough respect on the name.

That was kind of a cross over between Alien and Starship Troopers, and I'm here for it!!

Man you just made the F-22 and and Grandpa buff more awesomer than before Thanks man I actually needed that

Buff being able to read his own subtitles is brilliant. Keep it up!

Grandpa Buff telling sci fi stories…I didn’t know I needed this in my life.

@norahc.

Ай бұрын

We all need more Grandpa Buff

"just tell me you fucking hate me already" 🤣🤣🤣

The idea of the F-22EX gives me CHILLS!!! I love it!

When Buff said the UGS was about to bring their most ruthless weapon I thought he'd mean recommissioning the USS Iowa again. Not a new space craft of that name, the freaking ww2 battleship plus some modernizations to show the xenos the definition of orbital bombardement. That the next word was Iowa made me loose it.

@MultiMachinegunner

Ай бұрын

There is an old anime that has a space faring Yamato: it looks like the original, but with the upgrades you were talking about, titled Space Battleship Yamato

@wdixon27

Ай бұрын

@@MultiMachinegunnergotta use an iowa, the yamato has been a coral reef for too long

@MultiMachinegunner

Ай бұрын

@@wdixon27 I was using the anime as an example for what to do to the Iowa

@wdixon27

Ай бұрын

@@MultiMachinegunneri'm sufficiently nerdly to've understood that reference, just saying, the iowa's are all still floating/not shot full of holes, thats gotta make for easier atmospheric seal if they're gonna make it a space battleship, they can snag the new jersey in a few months when its outta drydock and it'll have new paint :D

HLC should sell bagged popcorn in his merch shop so we all have popcorn ready for his videos... Another classic episode of "As the Countries Turn!" 😂🎉

Imagine being a xenomorph trying to infest a space station and then out of nowhere you hear “Would you intercept me?”

😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂 I can't. I can't. I can't stop laughing at this. Omg, I'm fucking dead. Please keep these coming. Uncle buff be going hard on storytime.

Who would have thought that Grandpa Buff was a SciFi author. 👍🤣😂

@F14thunderhawk

Ай бұрын

naw, hes just gotten to stage 2 senility, where he nolonger remembers the past, he remembers the future

@thomasohanlon1060

Ай бұрын

@@F14thunderhawk great comment 👍🤣

@DemitriVladMaximov

Ай бұрын

Buff probably met Robert Heinlein in person.

I would watch a movie about BUFF and the kid taking on some Xenomorphs. Get on it, Hollywood.

@noobpuncher8571

Ай бұрын

No. Hollywood would fucking ruin it. Start a crowdfund for HLC to plot, script and direct it. Only then will it truly shine as it deserves to.

And I've been into those scifi space stories cause they are long enough I don't have to stop my morning routine to look for the next thing to keep my brain squirrel busy so that I can get shit done. Haha

Okay, this might be the best ever. Straight up gold.

Just the thought of Grandpa Buff glassing bug worlds with the Kid escorting... ... ... I think I'm gonna cry.😂

Some nice Starship Trooper memories there - back from watching it in the theaters in 1997. "Would you like to know more..."

I love this new saga, I need more! BTW, the *only* explanation use-case for "truck nuts" I have yet accepted.

Best video I have seen this year, Buff and F22 vs space bugs

"just tell me you fucking hate me". 😂😂😂 He ment that

Loved the little story Buff started going off on there. That's a movie I'd go and watch!

Warfare is no joke when you take the satire or dark humor out of it of course but god is there a part of me that wants that to be canon 😅😂🤣 pass that popcorn i'm hooked!

Ty for the DV awareness ❤ love you brother 🫡