afghan vet... laughing my ass off bout thursdays joke confirmed.

@Aurik-Kal-Durin

21 күн бұрын

What does it mean?

@damilkk

21 күн бұрын

can you explain it to us, civvies?

@rynerenzaglia8006

21 күн бұрын

Explain?

@carlmoats8673

21 күн бұрын

?

@tornadomash00

21 күн бұрын

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Raptor calling canards t-Rex arms is the funniest and most accurate thing I’ve heard today.

@jeromegarcia5396

21 күн бұрын

😭😭😭

@terryhannerjr1136

21 күн бұрын

I just fell out my chair laughing at that ,my wife just came downstairs asking me, am I okay?!😂

@alexmartinez5859

21 күн бұрын

Meanwhile in China: “MAYDAY, MAYDAY! PLANE GOING DOWN!”

@carlyar5281

21 күн бұрын

I’m a retired military aerospace engineer, and I’ve deployed to Afghanistan. Calling canards “ T-Rex arms” made me laugh even harder than the Thursday line. Well done HLC!

@DocWolph

21 күн бұрын

Rafale, Gripen, and Eurofighter: HEY! 🤬

Scariest five word horror story. Raptor, you are weapons free.

@unifiedhorizons2663

20 күн бұрын

F22: drooling

@DownTwisted

20 күн бұрын

@@unifiedhorizons2663 Enough of this vegan bullshit. Give me some MEAT!!!

@tegopro86

19 күн бұрын

F22: MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!

@TTVBakedXbeanzzz

18 күн бұрын

I just shit myself because of that

@BillD5244

17 күн бұрын

Dude I use to get BDA involving F22s eating ground targets.

The Thursday joke was hilarious. The trapped in the sky with me is a chef's kiss.

@ems4884

17 күн бұрын

So ... Are you going to let the rest of us in on the joke?

@xdvoltic3075

14 күн бұрын

The dudes liked little young boys

As a skittle person....he's right about canards

@flightmaster529

21 күн бұрын

Rope gang numba woooonn

@charlayned

21 күн бұрын

Yay!! I'm not the only one. This granny of 67 years rocks all sorts of colors. Why? Because it's fun and I don't care about those who think it's just the weirdos that like color. And yah, he's absolutely right about canards!

@StormTheSquid

21 күн бұрын

As one of the "skittle-haired people" he's talking about... As much as I dislike being called "skittle-haired", that "canards are gay" bit was hilarious lmao. Sincerely: a gay trans girl.

@Rob_F8F

21 күн бұрын

Reminds me of The Simpsons episode where Lisa and Nelson are caught kissing by his sidekicks and they say, "Nelson is kissing a girl. How gay." 😂

@lizzyobrien2376

21 күн бұрын

As yet another Skittle-haired person, I can confirm, that joke was fucking funny as hell!! - Sincerely, another gay trans girl

My favorite one was "I am begging you, with tears in my eyes... Fuck Around!"

@aizle101

21 күн бұрын

Which one was that?

@Deicide6666

21 күн бұрын

Gen Fucking MAD DOG MATTIS

@minemaster2392

21 күн бұрын

Uh, *EVERY* time the foreigns Tried to beat their chest/fuck around? Edit: thanks for the sympathy likes guys. Really appreciate it.

@richardhemminger5771

21 күн бұрын

@@aizle101 I honestly don't remember which one it was I keep hunting for it.

@Ggboi1103

21 күн бұрын

i think it was the super bowl sunday one, if I can find it i'll link

Desert Shield/Desert Storm/OIF/OEF veteran and 20 year pilot of the 15E. Thank you USSR (RIPieces) for cobbling together the Fartbat! Thanks to you, I had the BEST toys to play with for 2/3rds of my career (we're NOT going to talk about the 2 years I spent stuck in the 'Wobblin' Goblin' (/shudder)! Sincerely, JB III, Major General, USAF (Ret.) p.s. I know a LOT of our boots on the ground thank you as well!! Keep up the 'good' work because the -22 and -35 are just practice runs for what's next out of Skunkworks! See you in the rubble!!

@nielsmichiels1939

21 күн бұрын

Was the F-117 that bad?

@itsjustme8947

21 күн бұрын

@@nielsmichiels1939 She's slow, underpowered, and handles like a drunk pig, but we'll just call that growing pains. At the time, it was all the rage! So, I'll just chalk it up to flying the 22's daddy and say no more about it, lol!

@josephbrandon549

20 күн бұрын

Damn, sir. I wonder if this is you holding back or not. Either way, it was pretty awesome.

@LtColSoundboard

20 күн бұрын

A salute to you sir! I can't wait to see what ~ $1 Trillion/year buys us for the NGAD 😃👍

@Altoist2000

20 күн бұрын

Rah sir

As a member of the LGBTQIA community, i hearby give HLC and the F22 a gay joke pass, meaning the kid can call canards gay all he wants now.

@WillSing4TP

20 күн бұрын

😂

@evilferret1453

18 күн бұрын

when the F22 shoots its guns it should say "sparkles" that way the gay folks think its as cool as we normies think it is.

@nightwing5740

18 күн бұрын

@@evilferret1453he gave HLC and 22 the pass not u man

@ThetticomanClan

12 күн бұрын

"Canards are gay" made me ROFL

@harmonybutnomoney

11 күн бұрын

​@@evilferret1453hm sparkles, sounds ominous enough, I like it

The Kid explaining why the J-20 has canards is simply a thing of beauty.

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

21 күн бұрын

Funny nonsense . JC-31 was the competitor to the J-20 ... that's now become the J-35 .

@maddhattergaming6863

21 күн бұрын

I'm gonna refer to the j20 as the "T-Rex"

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

21 күн бұрын

@@maddhattergaming6863 Plus the Grippen and Euro fighter ...

@maddhattergaming6863

21 күн бұрын

@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 i thought the J-20 was the pnly foghter based off the f22

@pr_tr4p_g4wd20

21 күн бұрын

Chef's kiss.😙🤌🏽

The next time in an argument I'm just going to say canards are gay and refuse to elaborate.

@mwhe3111

21 күн бұрын

It's totally my new go-to. 😂😂😂

@JohnDoe-rj9cq

21 күн бұрын

Doing that would in fact be a really weird canard.......

@peterlang777

21 күн бұрын

that's how Nixon won the 70s election!

@user-tr3py5nz2j

21 күн бұрын

Didn’t the Swedish viggen have canards like 40 years ago? And China put them on their most recent fighter? Gawd, how can you not say that’s gay af!

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

21 күн бұрын

they are 🎵happy, happy, happy! happyhappyhappyhappyhappy!🎵

Dude includes my favorite line from Watchmen. There needs to be an emoji for screaming loudly in pure joy while the world burns around you....that is what I need for this. Thanks bud.

The Foxbat was a technological marvel. As the u.s. discovered that when they got their hands on one. It was a marvel that were using vacuum tubes instead of transistors for their electronics 🤣

“you couldn't figure out how to keep it stable, so you had to put on two little t Rex arm style” 😂😂😂 I’m dying over here 😂

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

21 күн бұрын

JC-31 aka J-35 has no canards . 😎

@RipRLeeErmey

21 күн бұрын

​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Still gonna look like a light show when it gets hit with a missile from a jet it didn't even know was coming.

@ScratchyYard

21 күн бұрын

@@RipRLeeErmey or a typhoon which isn't stealth, it was made for one purpose find somthing and kill it, and to be fast to replace the tornado and harrier, and canberra

@jennifersweet3740

21 күн бұрын

"To keep yourself from falling out of the fucking sky you piece of shit" 😂😂😂

@pike100

21 күн бұрын

​@ScratchyYard The Typhoon didn't replace the Harrier.

Shit has hit the fan when you hear: Let the kid out of its hangar…

@kelseythomason1303

21 күн бұрын

Yup

@oldmanjim2376

21 күн бұрын

Probably just say: "Air Force! Unlock the hangar doors."

@devonhattaway3786

21 күн бұрын

Release the Sky Krakens!!!!

@Keiranful

21 күн бұрын

​@@oldmanjim2376or someone mumbling "click on one..."

@fulconandroadcone9488

21 күн бұрын

You know, I hope that is how official order will be marked for history books if it comes to it.

🤣🤣🤣 OEF Vet here and yup about had my drink shoot out of my nose when I heard that lmao 🤣

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!! (Is the only damage that aircraft can inflict) 😂

@cairnex4473

Күн бұрын

It only fires Beijing Corn!

The F-22 is the spiritual embodiment of the dude from tropic thunder, just screaming "I WILL FUCKING END YOU!"

@troystaunton254

21 күн бұрын

Les grossman

@norm3380

21 күн бұрын

Les Grossman Should be left to the Iowa or Ohio class. Lol.

@irishbrewgaming2296

21 күн бұрын

@@norm3380 give the Wisconsin a voice XD

@norm3380

21 күн бұрын

@@irishbrewgaming2296 Dude! Temper incarnate! Good call!

@AngryRadical

21 күн бұрын

Tom cruise in snow epic performance

Love the F22 saying that he is not trapped in the sky with them, but they are trapped in the sky by him. Love the Kid 😂😂😂

@joeljohnson3515

21 күн бұрын

Great Watchmen reference

@andrewatwood4711

21 күн бұрын

​@@joeljohnson3515😂 yep I was just about to say that's a reference to Rorschach. I love that scene in the prison lol

@jasonflay8818

21 күн бұрын

Now THATS a future b-branding t-shirt design right there!

@kevboymich

21 күн бұрын

Rorschach would be an F-22 pilot! Think of that beautiful nightmare!😅

@F14thunderhawk

21 күн бұрын

thats understating it though. the F-22 ensures that it can kill any opposing plane it can reach. in the Air, on the ground, or under the ground.

Thank you HLC for your unique take on news, I love your delivery and characters. I also treasure the fans who comment, one of the best communities to read. Almost entirely positive, I learn something new every time, and appreciate the sincerity and goodness found here, despite the grim backdrop of war. Tickles me that there is such a cross section of fans: along with the obvious armed forces element is paleo-nerds, grandmas (like me), aeronautical engineers, storm chasers, linguists you name it.

@shelleymarion7412

18 күн бұрын

Grandma here as well. Love the videos and the comments!

I dont know how you keep coming up with such banger lines for the kid, but keep em coming.

As someone with WAY too many hours of Kerbal Space Program under my belt, I can vouch for canards being the "boosters and struts" of fixed wing aviation.

@BloopTube

21 күн бұрын

Listen I cant design better, but I can design around my inefficiencies, Just. well shittily

@Damen178

21 күн бұрын

Yeah, canards are my cheat code for getting my crappy designs to hold still and fly straight in KSP.

@ironfire2296

20 күн бұрын

Ah yes the little wing as great for my disfunctional disfucntion of a space "craft"

I feel like people don't quite understand.... when 22 says "he's the most dangerous thing to fly since the Cretaceous period", he's not talking about the Dinosaurs, he's talking about the Asteroid the wiped out all the Dinosaurs.

@Damen178

21 күн бұрын

To be fair, that didn't exactly "fly" as much as it "dropped like a rock." More like how Grandpa Buff is going to be by the time he's given his final upgrade before his retirement in the year 3155.

@JohnPaulHare

21 күн бұрын

It got better.

@WinVisten

21 күн бұрын

Quetzalcoatlus isn't a dinosaur, it's a pterosaur, which are also reptiles, but are a separate group. Pterodactyl is probably the most famous of the pterosaurs. The "Lock Ness Monster" looking reptiles aren't dinosaurs either, they're called Plesiosaurs. I assume Quetzalcoatlus is what he was referring to because it's the largest flying organism that ever is known to have existed, and had a 40 foot wingspan.

@CptJistuce

20 күн бұрын

​@@WinVistenThat's all well and good, but Raptor was referring to the cyborg T. Rex with jetpack, laser cannon, and sidewinders that he drew in flight school.

@anonymouspotato4899

20 күн бұрын

@@WinVisten Had a forty-foot wingspan, was as tall as a giraffe, had a mouth that could almost reach the ground standing up, frequently swallowed baby dinosaurs whole, and absolutely *could* swallow any human being whole as well. Literally a nightmare pelican.

"Skittle haired kids" ......glad I didn't just take a sip of coffee b4 that one 😅

@ems4884

17 күн бұрын

This trend sounds a lot like 60s people complaining about "long-haired hippies"

@TheBeavadelic

17 күн бұрын

@ems4884 the hippies had wayyyyy thicker skin

😂 I'm laughing at, "we prove that what you say it does, actually it doesn't do it, so I accidently created the most dominate aircraft for" accident!! 😂😂

Iraq vet here. I spat out water cause of that Thursday joke. Don't forget about manlove Mondays.... those are important days as well.

@jgkitarel

20 күн бұрын

You know how they are. Women are for children, boys are for fun.

@ems4884

17 күн бұрын

You guys are such teases. Come on, explain the joke. Okay. Nevermind. I googled my way to an answer.". Interesting. And not that surprising, to be honest. Before gay and bisexual men in the West started to come out of closet several decades ago, there were similar things. Hell, in some homophobic US states, I promise you there are still plenty of married "straight" men who say they are going out with buddies for a drink (which might be true) but end up with their end-up. Source: Trust me bro. No. Seriously. Just trust me. I'll spare you my long inventory of proof. So in the muslim world .. Uhhhh.... Yeah. They've got such medieval ideas about women, homosexuality and sex to begin with. I bet every man that an ISIS fighter threw off a rooftop was simply a gay guy who refused to give up their booty to them. Rejection hurts.

😂😂😂😂" I'm not trapped in the sky with you, you're trapped in the sky with ME" That absolutely folded me in half😂❤

@HeroFighte

20 күн бұрын

Absolute gem

@shadowphoenix073

20 күн бұрын

Should have been. "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me"

@ghowell13

20 күн бұрын

@@shadowphoenix073 that would have been great too😂

@kyze8284

20 күн бұрын

I hoped it was coming from the title alone, and was not disappointed

"What?? Canards???" 😂😂😂

Thanks for mentioning us mate, we are struggling here in Oklahoma and I hope we will get through it!

As an aerospace nerd- canards suck for stability. Their big claim to fame is that they are a more efficient way of lift generation, as rear mounted horizontal stabilizers usually generate negative lift, canards generate positive lift. However, they tend to be extremely unstable and simply aren’t great at radar cross section reduction. They make excellent sense for a fourth gen aircraft- it will be more maneuverable and able to climb more rapidly. They make terrible sense on a 5th gen style, where your primary goal is stealth, as you are generally increasing your frontal cross section and potentially your horizontal cross section as well

@h.a.9880

21 күн бұрын

So is it fair to assume that it does make sense on the Eurofighter, given that it doesn't want to be stealthy?

@commanderknight9314

21 күн бұрын

@@h.a.9880 It does try to be reduced radar crossection so not quite stealth, but it does try to be less noticeable.

@nightkil13r

21 күн бұрын

As far as the stability goes, Thats a feature of design not of the part themselves. Take the F16 for example, It was designed to require the Horizontal Stabilizers to generate lift instead of using said lift to make the aircraft fly level, Where as the typical design(as you mentioned) has the Stabs use lift to fly level. The F16 was intentionally designed in this way to allow for better maneuverability. What im getting at here is, it doesnt matter what the typical design calls for with canards/horizontal Stabilizers, it matters how the engineers designed them to function, as evidenced by the F16 an intentionally being designed as "Unstable". Final note, cause itll bug me if i dont. Aerospace deals with the engineering of flight in space. You should have used Aeronautical instead, which deals with engineering of flight in atmosphere. Was my major before i dropped out and went back into IT(Aerospace Engineering that is)

@Gearhead221

21 күн бұрын

Basically: Canards on the Eurofighter or Saab Gripen? Good. Canards on the stupid J-20? LOL, LMAO even.

@archae108

21 күн бұрын

Simple answer- use both

In case anyone is wondering, canards almost completely negate stealth when they are actuated…

@pirobot668beta

21 күн бұрын

Check again...canards have radar cross-section about the size of an F4 Phantom. The root of the canard is the problem; where it joins to the aircraft is a sharp corner. This makes a very efficient 'corner reflector'. Some angles of the canard are worse than others, but there is no stealth for Viggens, either.

@valmikabeneteau7229

21 күн бұрын

@@pirobot668betaI think that is what he is saying

@Pman353

21 күн бұрын

@@pirobot668beta that is what I was saying😂

@bluefleet1655

21 күн бұрын

@@pirobot668beta good thing stealth wasent required for the viggens, then again, dont really need stealth when you are eating trees

@yankee1376

21 күн бұрын

Are you saying that the canards retards stealth and J22's are gen 4/5 bastards?

Holy crap, the kid was throwin some serious shade. 😂😂😂

God i love your videos... Great work man!

Thank for the recognition for us here in Oklahoma, and in the Midwest. Had an uncle close to where three tornadoes tracked, Lucky he's okay. Sulpher got hit the worst of us, so we're doing all we Okies can to help them. Beautiful old town, sad to see it now. Just wanted to say thanks Habitual

@Aqueox

21 күн бұрын

Yeah, Sulphur got the worst of it all by far. Okemah was looking bad too, arguably could've been worse if it had hit.

@AngelOkie

21 күн бұрын

@@Aqueox Haven't seen it yet, but I was watching Ryan Hall's channel and it looked like a conga line of tornadoes tracking north. Marietta was an Ef4 apparently, first since 2016 for Oklahoma.

@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it

20 күн бұрын

Sympathies and prayers of safety and a speedy recovery from the U.K. 🇬🇧🇺🇸

@AngelOkie

20 күн бұрын

@@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Thanks. Only good news from this week is that the NBA team here in OK set up a relief program to assist in helping family effected.

@Bear-hu3rp

19 күн бұрын

Tis a good day to live in Fort Gibson

Storm chaser here; the April 26 tornado event was a fucking miracle. On that day, we had numerous mile wide tornados and one possible two miler, several EF4, possibly EF5, strength tornados, many of which hit cities (Omaha, Nebraska caught two). Zero deaths. One severe injury. I expected a double digit death count (I was watching on radar as I was unable to chase that day). April 27 had a lot less tornados and those that did touch down were weaker, but they occurred at night and were a lot more rain wrapped (thanks low level jet) and thus was a lot less of a miracle and is the reason Oklahoma is currently in a state of emergency

@MultiMachinegunner

21 күн бұрын

A TWO-miler? Might as well mark it as an EF6 (I know there isn't one on the scale, but seriously, if I learned anything from the movie Twister... 😅😅)

@jameskarg3240

21 күн бұрын

Its been kinda ugly in Texas too. Most of its NorthEast though thankfully. We just have the tailside of storms with squall-lines

@tfk_001

21 күн бұрын

@@jameskarg3240 yeah on the 27th you all didn't get much but one cyclic supercell just kept dropping tor after tor on the 26th. I hate chasing squalls because if they do drop a tornado it tends to have a lot less warning and it's a lot more likely to be rainwrapped but I'd def prefer a big squall line because they're a lot less likely to produce a really strong tornado like any of the several tornados from this outbreak

@tfk_001

21 күн бұрын

@@MultiMachinegunner nah width doesn't necessarily correspond to strength. Some of the strongest tornados are only a few hundred feet while there have been mile wide tornados barely capable of EF2 damage. This one was very likely capable of EF4 and MAYBE EF5 damage but fortunately Omaha wasn't hit anywhere near as hard as it could have been

@jameskarg3240

21 күн бұрын

@@tfk_001 Honestly: you all DO NOT get the credit you deserve. No joke, your crazy, but you know your limits and use your skill for informative analytics that have made unprecidented leaps in finding what makes storms tick. So, thank you for what you do. God willing we dont see anything like El Rino agsin

This is my new favorite. Well done sir.

Love your videos. They make my day!

As a skittle haired person i can confirm canards are in fact gay

@legionx4046

21 күн бұрын

I second this

@Bluecatte

21 күн бұрын

Thirding this

@MrIrishpunk

21 күн бұрын

Hows life on that side of the rainbow?

@qx_sarah_xp557

21 күн бұрын

Came here to say this 😂

@someguywithaphone5921

21 күн бұрын

Can confirm. Currently humping one. Is male. Am male. Kinda loose. Definitely been gay for a minute. Cheers.

T-Rex arms 🤣 The Kid has something to focus on besides raccoons stealing his nuggets. LOVE IT! 😎

@RaggedAssRobin

10 күн бұрын

It was a possum. *Much* scarier.

F-22 "Canards are gay" The Rafale and the Eurofighter: "not cool kid"

@EeeEee-bm5gx

20 күн бұрын

I suggest you take a closer look at Europe. They're gay alright, and they love it.

@CptJistuce

20 күн бұрын

F-22: "What're you gonna do about it, Eurotrash? Gonna come fight me over it? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND KELLY JOHNSON, COME FIGHT ME!"

The weather joke had me as a weather geek❤😂

F-22 Always has the hardest lines

@Clearwood_

21 күн бұрын

He does but so does Grandpa Buff.

@trisrenaquino8794

21 күн бұрын

Because he snorts crack for breakfast and downs enough white monster to fly to the edge of the milky way

@acerolobo

21 күн бұрын

@clearwood_. Yes you're right, Grandpa Buff has the best lines. The f-22 comes in second.

“Skittle hair people” always a classic 😂

The Thursday joke was awesome, glad you explained what canards are.

Raptor at the end straight up channeling Rorschach from The Watchmen. Classic.

Damn, Raptor taking Roast Game lessons from Grandpa Buff? Because that rip into the J-20 was a thing of beauty.

@PhilieBlunt666

20 күн бұрын

Well grandpa buff is obviously his mentor, i love the story time about how buff was the entire gulf war 🤣 the kid is so starstruck

funny thing, the leo2a6 they have is ANCIENT at this point to the 2a7v, 2a8 and the panther(new one). Let them have it, we don’t need it. It will be outdated even more when German engineers get access to the new military budget. Still better than T-14 Armata.

@chemislife

21 күн бұрын

The only platforms the T-14 threatens are the ones active when the first gen Abrams rolled off the line any models after that one will pretty much laugh at it. Which means they are about 30 years behind in the tank arms race.

@moteroargentino7944

21 күн бұрын

Plus due to the circumstances tanks are being used more as high mobility artillery rather than direct combat, so they're more than enough. Only if air superiority could be achieved, more advanced tanks would make sense.

@joshuasitzema9920

21 күн бұрын

​@@moteroargentino7944 F16s confirmed are on the way to Ukraine. With SEAD capabilities being superior to what both sides have right now, that means Ukraine might get the skies cleared up again

@1idiot985

21 күн бұрын

@@chemislife30 Years? the 2a5 should be younger than that

@majesticface3631

21 күн бұрын

@@joshuasitzema9920 sead isn't easy, its not just launching agm 88 missiles at s400 sites, mig 29s can do that. air defense batteries are vert heavily defended, wacth hypops beating the s400 video to see why. You'll need to amass a bunch of sead aircrafts as well as launch decoys ect to overwhelm russian air defenses. They won't have any ew assets so that'll make it much harder. Optimism isn't something you can win wars with. F16s are great but Ukraine lost the tactical initiative.

Dude. Your videos are becoming actual news for many people who don’t know how to do their own research. Admittedly some of the thing you hit on I do have to look up but I think that’s the true value of your content. Keep rocking what you started and don’t fuck it up by changing.

ROTFLMAO... Thursday! That was priceless!

I haven't thought about Man Love Thursday for more than 10 years. I about pissed myself with that joke.

@davidgoodnow269

18 күн бұрын

Thanks for the explanation. The military got even weirder _after_ I left? "Man Love Thursdays." Gotta be influenced by the kiddie-freak Kuwaiti pop music, little boys singing about their adult male lover. I thought we should've backed Iraq against Kuwait over Saud, in exchange for Sadaam putting his murderous rapist sons on trial--see how THAT changes politics in the region!

The fact that F22 now taking lines from Rorschach makes his intercept line even creepier.

A WATCHMAN Rorschach reference....nice work HLC!!!!

Raptor has been hanging with Buff I see. Handing out flames 🔥 😂

0:57 They are Strategically Transporting Equipment to Alternate Locations

@charlayned

21 күн бұрын

Well, with the abilities we have, we can arrange an ICE to help them out with the tear down. (Involuntary Conversion of Equipment).

@willb5278

21 күн бұрын

Ooh, i love these things, git half a dozen on my shirt right now. One of my favorites is from the rocket crowd tho. Rapid Unplanned/Unscheduled Disassembly (It blew up). Or Lithobraking (it crashed into the ground... and stopped!)

@The980Junior

20 күн бұрын

@thefatelectrician

@CptJistuce

20 күн бұрын

Not TOO strategically, or they'd've removed the lojack.

Thursdays are a dark day for a weak stomach in Iraq. 😂😂😂😂 At least the goats get a day off.

@omarrp14

21 күн бұрын

Please explain!

@nategoodwin3329

21 күн бұрын

@omarrp14 Let's just say it isn't the kind of NSFW you actually want to see.

@themooman5590

18 күн бұрын

@@omarrp14 They will have relations with men and boys. Much like the catholic churches thinking back in the day a young boy is thought to be pure and without sin. Then to add to the problem you have a bunch of men growing up in this type of life and thusly see no problem with perpetuating the abuse. The thought of "I went through it, and I turned out alright." is rampant, so even with people that wouldn't gravitate toward children will do so because it's what they know.

"And will be until about two years after mine came out." Man, this always delivers!

That last line always gets me. 🤣🤣🤣

I was curious about the F35 deal that had been mentioned, and found this from a few articles: it should be noted that an UAE official said and I quote "The United States remains the UAE's PREFERRED provider for advanced defense requirements and discussions for the F-35 may be re-opened in the future." the official also added that there were discussions to "address mutual defense security conditions for the acquisition". So, even when working in close proximity to China, people prefer the US when it comes to equipment. You gotta love that name brand recognition.

“It’s like Thursday not exist in that part of the world anymore” 🤣 Yup. I fell over laughing at that part! 2:44 ⬅️fact!

Didn't get the Thursday joke, sadly, but the canard joke had me rolling on the ground. Also loved that Ay ya! Reminds me of Uncle from Jackie Chan's Adventures.

I absolutely love the f22 character.. dont ever change..

The kid REALLY wants China to try and intercept him.

@Gotenhanku

21 күн бұрын

The kid REALLY wants ANYONE to try and intercept him. He is NOT picky on who tries. He just wants to be fed.

@thrill316

21 күн бұрын

@@Gotenhanku LET. THE. KID. EAT.

@looking4themountain

21 күн бұрын

Yellow fever confirmed!

@gilliganallmighty3

21 күн бұрын

​@@thrill316 You don't have nearly enough exclamation points at the ent of that comment.

@CptJistuce

20 күн бұрын

​@@thrill316He had a balloon, does that count?

The F-22 is Rorschach now,______ that is SO cool.

@colbunkmust

21 күн бұрын

...always has been.

@IronBand4

21 күн бұрын

Mixed with Dirty Harry

@rucker69

21 күн бұрын

"What do you see?" "*CANARDS*"

My friend lost his farm during the tornadoes that hit Nebraska, lots of trees and barns destroyed and many houses were leveled. We also got some hail which caused lots of damages mainly to cars and roofs. RIP to those who lost their lives, and prayers to the families mourning and those who lost everything.

You know, we joke about how frustrated the F-22 is, can you imagine how frustrated the actual pilots are? They fly one of the most advanced aircraft ever built and have to stay on the bench.

😂Thursday night in Iraq! That was savage, never mind Neosporin that burn will require an air ambulance to the nearest ICU burn Ward! Awesome video thanks!

@LegendaryCollektor

21 күн бұрын

I dont get it

@addison_v_ertisement1678

21 күн бұрын

I might not get the joke, but I know I'll probably never get the answer due to KZread shenanigans. I'll still comment for boosting though.

@geodkyt

21 күн бұрын

​@@LegendaryCollektor"Man Love Thursday"

@engmed4400

21 күн бұрын

@LegendaryCollektor it's known as Man Love Thursday. According to some Imam, Allah is too busy to notice men having gay sex on Thursdays, so it turns into Brokeback Mountain in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. Not joking, its a thing. 🤣

Skittle-haired people - gonna borrow that one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 snork!

Oh God, I needed these laughs so bad. This is the only news channel i’ll ever watch again. I crack up just thinking about it.

THANK YOU! Validated the feelings I've had about canards since I was a teenager.

Love it when the kid gets to talk shit. Just wish he was allowed to back it up.

@glenchapman3899

21 күн бұрын

Yeah I am on the same side as him and I am scared.

@ryandrury6226

20 күн бұрын

His day will come soon enough...

That skittles people line got me dying😂😂😂😂

@forexed8948

21 күн бұрын

although I know whom the joke is aimed at, I LOVE sour skittles.

@botspotter8379

21 күн бұрын

@@forexed8948 I'm going to start calling them out as Sour Skittles now. 😁

@forexed8948

21 күн бұрын

@@botspotter8379 They really are like the candy because of how they demand you address them how they want to be addressed.

@legionx4046

21 күн бұрын

@@forexed8948as a member of the “skittle people” i can confirm thats just a small minority of us the rest just act like normal people 🤘

@Lukkaboc

21 күн бұрын

@@botspotter8379 I love this! I'm a skittle but not one of the sour ones now this is a perfect term to differentiate! Some of us taste the rainbow yet don't really care about pronouns. Call me ma'am, call me sir, both are respectful intent. Love Linecrosser's humor :)

The F-22's pouty little face when someone's talking shit is so fucking funny. 😂

I actually had to go back and rewatch that part about Thursdays cause I can't believe you made that journal.😂😂😂

Depression never goes away, and you cover stressful news. Remember to give yourself positive distractions, reach out to friends and family, and stay strong brother. Slava Ukraine.

Afghan vet, "Thursday" joke has me chuckling grimly.

@aredjayc2858

21 күн бұрын

Please explain

@jeremyfleshman3865

21 күн бұрын

​@@aredjayc2858just asked my vet friend, 🤢 you don't want to know ...

@Catherine.Dorian.

21 күн бұрын

@@aredjayc2858it apparently means man love Thursday..

@valiensr1037

21 күн бұрын

As a vet who never deployed to the Middle East, could you explain the context?

@James-bw4np

21 күн бұрын

@@aredjayc2858 our Corpsman called it "Good Thursday, Bad Friday" since Friday would have a flood of locals coming to our medical people to suture up torn sphincters on young boys. I only heard about it from my docs. If it was "man love" Thursday, I can't say but it would not surprise me.

I spit my drink out at the Thursday joke!😂😂😂😂

Dude, love the Rorschach comment at the end. THAT was GOLD

I'll say it again. Watching your comedic news brings calm and laughter to my life.😂👍

"I'm not trapped in here with you. YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH *ME* !" Fucking love Rorschach.

The Chinese accent is coming along! Also the Mexican one isn't half bad 😅 my grandma talked just like that, and most of my neighbors when they speak English sound that way too. You're growing ❤

I love these videos so much. It's awesome!!! ✋😂🤚

From Oklahoma, still kicking & still got up at 4 AM to go to work today.

Speak the facts 22. Put that 22 from dollar store wish in its place.

I learn so many new things about other cultures when watching this and then looking up the jokes. Just... damn. LOL

"the whole midwest" can confirm

keep them coming HLC! Been following you since the beginning and you never missed on any of yuor videos

Jesus the Thursday joke killed me and I love the kid. I can't wait until the day they let him out to play because the videos after are gonna be FIRE

Kid don't rant much, but when he does, he digs deep. Breath

Persian Excursion Sailor grinning at the Thursday mention.

F22: "Canards are gae" Dassault Rafale: "On est repartis pour un tour..."

@benn454

21 күн бұрын

Rafale and Eurofighter cope harder

@minecraftfox4384

21 күн бұрын

European aircraft are garbage.

@geodkyt

21 күн бұрын

​@@benn454Eh, don't forget those aren't 5th Gen stealth aircraft. The disadvantages of canards aren't really a problem.for them.

@kateshiningdeer3334

21 күн бұрын

LMAO, when I hit the Google Translate and translated this, it says "Ducks are Gay" guess canard must mean duck?

@benn454

21 күн бұрын

@@geodkyt As long as Euros remember that the USAF plays wargames with one arm and one leg tied behind its back.

Hahahaaa your traped in the sky with me best line ever all time

From the UK, I'd like to echo our spoken-country's in-video sentiment. Hope you lot in the Midwest are doing okay. The footage has been awe-inspiring in the absolutely wrong way, thoughts are with you all.

That Chinese voice was spot on lol

Not exactly related, but cool fact about Tyrannosaurus Rex is that it could one arm curl about 400-450 lbs. per arm. Still doesn't mean that the Chinese aircraft isn't as useless as an abelisaurid's arms in a fight (yes they are even smaller than tyrannosaur arms in proportion to their bodies).

@heatherbullock9020

19 күн бұрын

I didn't know that about the T-Rex. Thank you!

Not deployed but i worked the camp Thursday nights oohh boy ...see i would talk on it more but no one ever belived me, so glad someone siad it i was starting to think i was going crazy.

I got the Thursday joke. It's barely a joke. I did burst out laughing at "canards are gay" 😂

That tornado was a bitch, had 2 close to the house could watch from the back porch

@kineticstar

21 күн бұрын

I got a 4am wake up alarm for tornadoes last night here in Texas. Nothing happened but have to say mother nature ain't playing this year.

@madisonhasson8981

21 күн бұрын

I was driving between Lubbock and Wichita Falls TX and a 1/2 mile diameter tornado came down right on top of my car in Knox TX about 30 miles west of Seymour. Luckily the tornado's winds weren't strong enough to blow my car around. I kept on driving and got away. I don't apologize for going 90 mph to outrun a tornado and I thank the highway patrol for understanding.

@zetaking2909

21 күн бұрын

@@madisonhasson8981 had 2 forming near bossier city La thankfully nether made it to the ground, still the winds at the head of that storm last night where nasty, and we only got grazed by it, bless the hearts of anyone filling it head on.

@3dpyromaniac560

21 күн бұрын

Friday was probably one of the biggest nights I regret not taking time off to chase, those were some beautiful storms.

@nathanbell6712

21 күн бұрын

Which one there were like 100 of them lol

Few weeks back, a J20 pilot had to retreat following a confrontation with a F35 in south china sea after realizing how big of a difference in capability between the two planes.

@Nelsonwmj

21 күн бұрын

Gonna need a source for that bud.

@Taolan8472

21 күн бұрын

Confrontation? What. Did the f35 get close enough to draw dicks on its hull with the LTADS? The only way a hostile J20 would know an F35 was in the air before getting reduced to an environmental impact statement would be if the F35 decided to say hello with communications bandwith radio instead of targeting radar.

@ilikestarwars4438

21 күн бұрын

Source? It doesn’t sound unlikely but I haven’t seen or heard about this anywhere

@rylanward7039

21 күн бұрын

A claim like that needs a source

@mnandeazy34

21 күн бұрын

Meh kind of a stretched statement... they met like 2yrs ago, all you gotta do is freakin search "f35 meets j20" fellas.

Your videos always make me laugh, especially in the awful state of the region I currently live in. Informative and hilarious. By the way, just for future reference, the correct name for the Kinzal missile is Kinzhal (that, or NATO's name for it: Killjoy - which is appropriate for my comments, because I'm a pessimistic person)

little T-rex arm style wings.... I am DYING over here!!!!

No Lie, you nailed the accent. That sounds exactly like my old boss that I am convinced is spying for China.