“This time the speed bump has teeth” killed me 😆

@timmy6890

11 ай бұрын

Its been upgraded to a spike strip

@Husnain237

11 ай бұрын

A spike strip that goes boom

@kitsuneghost

11 ай бұрын

Nah, forget speed bump with teeth. There just a landmine

@twofacedmgrim

11 ай бұрын

What about the civil war line?

@maxim4538

11 ай бұрын

My country has upgraded from said speed bump into a Angry speedbump

As a Polish man, allow me to say this. Poland shall be on the map, even if it is the last map ever made.

@andrewrogers3067

11 ай бұрын

As an American, allow us to help you build the scariest fucking army in Europe

@KaBar41

11 ай бұрын

Poland will have its borders, even if they are the last lines man ever draws.

@remanscimitar

11 ай бұрын

So, when will y'all start buying recreational McNukes? 🤣

@iron_potato40k

11 ай бұрын

as a german i disagree. we will eventually scrape you off our stolen lands.

@andrewrogers3067

11 ай бұрын

@@remanscimitar They don’t need to, we’re sharing ours with them in a bit

As a Pole myself, this time, we're not a speed bump. We're a fuc*ing mine field.

@lovelandfrog5692

Ай бұрын

Fuck yeah!

@pg1171

Ай бұрын

Double thumbs up! You have been disrespected for way too long. It' time to stand up and be noticed! Just not the bad way...

@cgilleybsw

Ай бұрын

with teeth, you forgot the teeth!!

@DevDoesDigimon

Ай бұрын

What generational trauma does to a nation.

@HellStr82

15 күн бұрын

In the past? Really?

Poland luring the 22 with candy and puppies is honestly the best thing I ever seen.

@larrykelly3536

9 ай бұрын

That and "I got Chinese food". I almost bust a gut.

You know Poland is done with Russia's nonsense when they say "This time the speedbump has teeth." And as a Texan, I approve of calling Poland a "Little European Texas"

@LeftvsReich

11 ай бұрын

Nah, Texass would side with Russia if they were their own country. Poland is far *better* than Texass.

@carsoncasmirri3874

11 ай бұрын

@@mrdannyarmstrong_ most European countries can. Germany is about the size of Minnesota and England has about the same area as Alabama.

@joskarifinaukr6503

11 ай бұрын

Minus the millions of illegal border crossings. The feds seem hell-bent on seeing the country completely invaded and occupied by people who have no business here and no interest in adapting to what's left of American culture.

@angusmatheson8906

11 ай бұрын

Ewww Fuck Texas.

@RobbiePaul-gx1oc

11 ай бұрын

Poland is the definition of fuck around and find out in Europe. We have been walked over to much and now we want some land. Question can we poles borrow the Texas shaped stencil? 😈

Can't say I blame Poland. I mean as soon as the war in Ukraine started they must been like, "I've seen this movie before and it never goes well for us."

@meiru2453

11 ай бұрын

That's exactly what went through our collective heads.

@michaziomek

11 ай бұрын

Yep, been there, done that, got millions of citizens murdered by nazis and russians. Not happening again.

@yttrium220

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, having been a part of a sequel sucked, we SO do not want the trilogy to happen.

@julianozaur444

8 ай бұрын

I remember the exact hour it happened. I was standing as if Vietnam* flashbacks got to me. Partition, WWI, WWII, cold war, Napoleonic wars, Mongol invasion and 1k of other stuff*

"Dont be surprised when they don't help you find your puppy" *fast forward to lost F-35* US: Poland will you help me find my lost F-35? Poland: no, you didn't help me find my lost puppy so now I can't help you find your lost F-35

@user-yo1ee5km7v

8 ай бұрын

That's fupying haltes

@user-yo1ee5km7v

8 ай бұрын

I ment hilarious

I read an article in march. Poland put an order for 500 HIMARS from US, but the waitlist is like years long. So Poland reduced the order to 250, and asked Korea for 250 of their flavor of HIMARS. For context, there are 18 HIMARS in Ukraine rn. Poland is buying 500.

@hawkeye7527

11 ай бұрын

And tanks. So so so many tanks

@haruhisuzumiya6650

11 ай бұрын

Australia ordered himars too

@qrius1305

11 ай бұрын

Correction Poland wanted to buy 500 HIMARS missiles not systems. Other than that your point stands :D

@condotiero860

11 ай бұрын

@@qrius1305 arent the missiles called GMLRS?

@condotiero860

11 ай бұрын

@@qrius1305 just looked it up on defense news. 18 himars and counting, 500+ boxes for missiles. Order from korea is 288 k239 which carries 2 misiles boxes of six in a tracked vehicle.

with how gullible yet murderous the Raptor is, im fully convinced the Raptor IS the puppy the hellhound puppy

@cherrymom100

11 ай бұрын

My puppy, lovable nieve but still dangerous

@geekymetalhead5112

11 ай бұрын

F22: "FETCH ME THEIR SOUUUUULLLLS!!!"

@thedyingmeme6

4 ай бұрын

The F22: A pitbull puppy. Simultaneously the sweetest* thing. Yet if you piss him off not even every god of every Religion can't help you. *= sweet in a 'if you are not my enemy you will never be attacked' way

@ChaplainPhantasm

11 күн бұрын

I'm starting to think F22 is just Cerberus in plane form.

USA: “I can’t Poland Congress has a law about selling other countries 22s” Poland: “When has that stoped you before?” UK “he’s out of line, but he’s correct” Russia: *shits pants in protest*

@snakeking211

11 ай бұрын

Naw Poland gonna kidnap a f22 and we just gonna let em

@yttrium220

11 ай бұрын

We basically tried to steal Raptor here. He will be ours whether you want it or not USA :D

@BeeKisses

11 ай бұрын

Oh the evil laugh I had to that line…

@thedyingmeme6

4 ай бұрын

​@@yttrium220 the Raptor: THIS HANGARS' A FUCKING PRISON!!!!! US: 0_0

America: STAY IN THE BOX F22: NO America: STAY IN THE BOX F22: NOOOOOOO

@thegranddiamond85

4 ай бұрын

F22: GET OUT OF MY HANGER!!!!!!!!

@Ryvaken

4 ай бұрын

@@thegranddiamond85 Only if you stay in your hanger! No one wants to pay for your maintenance! Do you have any idea how much debt we add up every time you turn on your engines?

@farmallskittle

4 ай бұрын

​@@Ryvakenthe maintenance would be cheaper if we kept making them

Everybody gangsta till the mountains start chanting polish war hymns.

"Ironclad and wishing a motherfucker would." As a Texan, this is the most accurate description of us I've heard in a while.

@leftistsarenotpeople

11 ай бұрын

I gigglesnorted so hard at that I think I need a spinal fusion now from blowing out three vertebra.

@MikaelCarlson

11 ай бұрын

I'm a New Englander, and that's basically how I think of you. Love that state.

Congratulations your Poland has evolved into an ABSOLUTE FUCKING UNIT. As an American I feel so proud 🥲

@fobiaargyst5875

11 ай бұрын

*regained it's absolute unit status, more like. Remember, Poland is an old timer. Also fun fact, second country with a constitution in the world after USA is Poland.

@theEWDSDS

11 ай бұрын

"Wait, Poland is evolving!" "Your 'Poland' turned into 'giga-chad'!"

@rippolitics9719

11 ай бұрын

Poland is kinda like magikarp bullied for years, then it evolves, and no one wants to find out

@johno1544

11 ай бұрын

They spend 2.5% of their GDP currently. Members of NATO have a agreed minimum of 2% they must spend on their militaries. They say they will spend 4% next year which would great for a European member. They spend like that for the next 10 years and they will be the big dog in Europe.

I damn near spit out my drink when Poland started to try and get Raptor to come over LMAO

@cathulhu3772

9 ай бұрын

Actually i'm glad for f-35. Raptors are a fckn nightmare to maintain and that would divert funds from buying new stuff and a shitload of it, since Hyundai-Rotem is building factory here. We are also on the process of procuring 3 ships from Sweden so.... we're gonna to have an army strong enough, to never have to be used. :) Around a 1000 k239 Rocket launchers with double of himars capacity.... btw - ah-64 are soon to be in air force, and for himars we've created a whole new army unit. Thx big bro!

@topbanana.2627

8 ай бұрын

​@@cathulhu3772did you manage to find the f35 that crashed into the lake?

The raptor not realizing he is America's puppy....an aggressive out of control puppy.

@zankou5611

11 ай бұрын

You might as well call him the child loveable Pitbull 😂

@aleksiheija8170

11 ай бұрын

Embodiment of the pitbull named "princess"

For the future of our children. For the tears of our mothers. For the vengeance of our fathers. If we are invaded once again, I'll will be the embodiment of the apocalypse. - Poland.

@Brother8237

11 ай бұрын

Damn right and we will supply you with all the destructive shit you can so you can let everyone who fucks around find out

@issintf925

10 ай бұрын

Jeszcze Polska nie zgineła!

@khajamoinuddinstark4409

6 ай бұрын

i swear to god just reading this sent chills down my spine

America can’t sell the F-22, but Poland is a NATO country, so America could station some there

@ashblythe9598

11 ай бұрын

They're deployed close in Estonia to operate in Baltic sea.

@nyanbonecrush

9 ай бұрын

For research purposes ;)

@starnexseres7815

7 ай бұрын

They can and have

"C'mere little 22, I have Chinese food." I thought it was illegal to bait Raptors...?

@Drnken229

10 ай бұрын

Someone clearly didnt learn anything from Jurassic Park and how to propery hold Raptors.

@jenesus6220

10 ай бұрын

​@@Drnken229 C'mon, I had a sheltered childhood. Handling Raptors was part of summer camp, and I never got to go because we didn't have the money for Predator Adventure Camp.

“Cmere little 22, i got Chinese food” pure golden 😂😂😂

@minemaster2392

Ай бұрын

…depending on the Chinese food they have…I Might have gone for it.

Poland being European Texas makes SO MUCH SENSE when you look at its history. I stand by the new little arsenal country

@aleksiheija8170

11 ай бұрын

If Poland is Texas of Europe doesn't that make Finland Alabama of Europe... Only with less inbreeding.

@h.cedric8157

11 ай бұрын

@@aleksiheija8170 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck 🤣😂

@maxim4538

11 ай бұрын

@@aleksiheija8170 hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@aleksiheija8170

11 ай бұрын

@@maxim4538 You know both are outdoorsy type people, tough as nails gun toting crazy mfers and similiar terrains too.

@Just_A_Random_Desk

11 ай бұрын

@@aleksiheija8170 As a resident of Alabama, I wish our climate was like Finland's.

As a European i got to say we are struggling to keep poland out of the fight the amount of times they wanted to role up to help Ukraine in the beginning of the war is insane

@t34r

11 ай бұрын

I really wish we would let them. It would surely end the myth of Russia being equal to the west.

@Goulmy86

11 ай бұрын

Yeah I really wish that aswell... But you know... Nukes and sh!t....

@t34r

11 ай бұрын

@@Goulmy86 Yeah. The only thing that keeps Russia from being carfed up by China.

@anthonyatanasoff3703

11 ай бұрын

Ain't nothing like a mutual hate sink -- Kind regards, a Ukrainian

@HannahBird-qk5bk

11 ай бұрын

Tell me about it if Poland had there way Ukraine would off had every weapon they ever want before Russia invaded n we would troops in Ukraine right now

As a Texan and married to a half Polish woman, both of us fully endorse this message.

@franklinhadick2866

8 ай бұрын

YES, enough said.

To quote @Perun (amazing vids): "...sometimes it feels like Poland turned up at an arms faire, someone asked what they were after, and they said 'Yes.'..."

The absolute bromance between the U.S and Poland is perfect. Polish people are legends.

@fobiaargyst5875

11 ай бұрын

Thanks, dude ❤ Let's just hope we (I'm Polish) won't get ignored after getting attacked, like how England and France did in 1939 or sold for world peace like after WW2 in Yalta.

@destruct0503

11 ай бұрын

During WW2, the germans built the worlds largest and deadliest ship, named the Bismarck. It sunk the oldest and proudest British ship, the Hood, and severely damaged their latest ship, the Prince of Wales. Soon, it got damaged, but was still ferocious. Then, a tiny little battleship got close to the Bismarck, and flashed the message "I am a Pole" in morse code. It then proceeded to start shooting at it. Imagine 3 giants having a 2v1 and the one guy is winning, when a child comes up and starts punching the guy that was winning. That is Poland

@KaBar41

11 ай бұрын

​@@destruct0503While I appreciate the Poles, as well as the destroyer Piorun for challenging a battleship. Let's not overhype that piece of garbage that was the Bismarck. She was most certainly not winning the first engagement by any measure. Her shot on Hood was nothing more than a lucky kill shot. And while Bismarck did indeed damage Prince of Wales. However, in spite of receiving 7+ shots from Bismarck and Prinz Eugen, she survived. On top of that, Wales had already crippled Bismarck before the battle. Wales' shots are what forced Bismarck to abandon their merchant raiding machine and try to make it to a port for repairs. So even if she had sunk Wales, the Royal Navy had already stopped her mission. The Bismarck was also most certainly not the world's largest or deadliest ship. Her sister, Tirpitz, was bigger, the Iowas outweighed the Bismarck, the Yamato was the biggest (but was also a piece of trash) and there were a thousand other ships far more capable and deadly than the Bismarck was. Her killing shot on Hood was nothing more than sheer luck. Overall, the Bismarck was a poorly designed pile of trash crewed by an incompetent command who failed to complete the mission they were sent to do.

@andrewrogers3067

11 ай бұрын

@@fobiaargyst5875 Trust me brother, we Americans specialize in not many things but ESPECIALLY our military tech. If you want a military to absolutely obliterate anybody who dares to mess with you, we got you’re back.

“It’s like a little European Texas” 😂 Poland is becoming a regional military power in Europe

@sovietunion7643

11 ай бұрын

well that's not hard with basically no other nation in europe really giving a shit about military, look at germany or france even, would rather worry about retirement ages or destroying nuclear power plants than anything military or infastructure related. good for poland for not fucking around honestly.

@orionide4032

11 ай бұрын

​@@sovietunion7643france has a huge army.

@domena1007

11 ай бұрын

​@@orionide4032and Europe has more than one region

@johno1544

11 ай бұрын

They spent 13b last year they ain't with the big dogs in Europe yet. The go to 4% of GDP like they claim and in ten years they might rival Germany

Poland's lines "Now the speed bump has teeth." and "Nobody but Sub-Saharan Africa believes you anymore." are the best.

The Raptor is the equivalant of, "Father, I crave violence."

@illbeyourmonster1959

11 ай бұрын

"Okay, Son. but just make sure your inner child is in charge of your inner monster when you let it lose. Not the other way around."

@VallornDeathblade

11 ай бұрын

And candy apparently.

As an American with a polish last name I just gotta these two flags do look good next to each other 🇵🇱🇺🇸

@georhodiumgeo9827

11 ай бұрын

As an American with a German last name I just want to say God bless Poland, and maybe sorry? I wasn't there personally but it's good to crack open a history book every once in a while. What Poland has done during this mess is nothing less than heroic.🇵🇱

@iron_potato40k

10 ай бұрын

@@georhodiumgeo9827 wtf are you doing? Don't you realise poland wiped out over 3 million of our people from 1944 to 1956? we germans shouldnt apologise to poland they should pay massive reperations to US for their crimes. the second world war in europe was caused by them refusing to return lands with ethnic german majority who if given the chance wouldve willingly rejoined germany anyway considering they had been german for over 500 years. nothing poland has ever done has been heroic.

@quinnhasse9170

7 ай бұрын

@@iron_potato40kdumbass bot

"Let me look into th- OH MY GOD! YOU'VE BOUGHT *EVERYTHING*!" killed me 😂

@austinbutcher8106

11 ай бұрын

Amarica: don't worry we have plenty

@andrewhemphill8999

11 ай бұрын

@@austinbutcher8106 and if we run out(LOL) .. we'll make more

@chrisx9624

11 ай бұрын

@austinbutcher8106 "So... you have more? How much?" --Poland, probably

@DanielCovington

11 ай бұрын

@@chrisx9624 We didn't win WWII by being smarter or braver or having better technology than the other side. We won mostly by having an industrial system that was unmatched in the world and turning ALL of it to making war stuff.

"European Texas" I think that's the highest honor that can be bestowed upon a European nation.

@chuckles069

11 ай бұрын

Yes, but really low gun ownership rate. Shit needs to be fixed fast, those are rookie numbers.

@austinbutcher8106

11 ай бұрын

Agreed now all they need is sum power points on the 2nd amendment

@kraven7655

11 ай бұрын

@@chuckles069 Ahree....poland need second amendment pronto.

@breguera77

11 ай бұрын

Knowing how Poland is just begging Russia to activate article 5 at this point, it would not shock me if, if it comes to that, they’re gonna arm every man, woman, and child to the teeth with weapons and ammunition

@rafal.zbojak

11 ай бұрын

​@@kraven7655 We already have... kinda. We took the whole 'right to bear arms', but because some freakish translation mistake, we ended up with a right to arm bears. This is why we had at least 3 military bears in history: Maciek, Baśka Murmańska (polar bear) and Corporal Wojtek (actual corporal, not a name). There was also Partyzant, an Indian elephant, but this is another story.

"Come here little 22, I have chinese food" 😂😂😂

@davidthedude7465

2 ай бұрын

Pretty much every American

Just realized this: Poland's approved package has 32 F-35 in there, and it still wants F-22. That alone tells you how capable The Raptor is. 😶

@lemonhaze715

11 ай бұрын

​@@GM_SteelhavenJust like how the Mig25 was a serial killer ))

@srxalpha188

11 ай бұрын

​@@GM_Steelhavena nuke arsenal-capable ninja serial killer no less.

@anonymaton948

11 ай бұрын

@@GM_Steelhavendon’t forget all the crack on top of that

@masterbleach435

11 ай бұрын

@@lemonhaze715maybe to itself sure. Pretty sure it got shit on against F14s

Your best yet. "Come here little 22, I have Chinese food", killed me!

As a Pole I can say we are arming ourselves. No meter shall be lost without enemy blood watering it first

@RadicalPlasma

11 ай бұрын

Metal asf, I hope you are able too live a life without needing that at all 🙏

@twerk_it_like_nae_nae7979

11 ай бұрын

But I still hope that we don't need to do that in the first place.

@MoejoTheGreat

11 ай бұрын

Spoken like a true patriot.

@wardeztorier3929

11 ай бұрын

@@RadicalPlasma as do I, but it is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war

@wardeztorier3929

11 ай бұрын

I want to say that I know we are not flawless, and that I do want to see a lot of changes, but we are taught by history that those that wish us harm will bring it and for those positive changes to come there has to be Poland. Almost everyone I know is here in my little country with great history and even greater struggle to stay afloat I love this place with all my heart so let me tell you of our Creed. God , Honor , Fatherland. Stand with This and enemy shall know your name

"A little European Texas." Sounds like freedom...

@Nick94956

10 ай бұрын

"Just ironclad and wishing a motherfucker would" 😂

@trikstari7687

10 ай бұрын

As an American down to my bones, I am fully in favor of arming every last standing citizen of Europe. But that has less to do with Russia and more to do with the governments of Europe.

A little European Texas is the most accurate description of Poland I've ever heard

"Like a little european Texas" As a Texan, I can confirm, this is accurate

“The Speedbumb Has Teeth now” is just, a great line

Poland's list of military investments rivals CVS receipts.

@Dontbesosoft

3 ай бұрын

Ha!

Not only am I aware of what Poland has been up to, I've been cheering it on.

I just buried my 4 month old baby and you have been the only thing keeping me smiling long enough to not end myself...... Thank you so much it really means a lot to me

@michelleferguson9104

11 ай бұрын

I’m so sorry 😞

@goat_exe

11 ай бұрын

Man... that's rough buddy.... My sympathies

@gallonofmilk7386

11 ай бұрын

Oh my goodness, you have my deepest condolences.

@halfknight2310

11 ай бұрын

I’m sorry for you loss. My condolences.

@williamcox632

11 ай бұрын

U have my deepest condolences

The “come here 22 I have Chinese food” that got me. I was laughing so hard.

@aguyontheinternet8436

11 ай бұрын

nonono, the line right after _"he just wants you there in case Russia zigs instead of zags and ends up in the wrong airspace and then you get to _*_introduce them to their GOD"_* is perfection

@missmeppsie3389

11 ай бұрын

​@@aguyontheinternet8436Fine! But don't be surprised if they won't help us when you lose your puppy.

As a Pole i assure you, we will help if you lose your puppy

As an American with Polish heritage, I can say this is legit how Polish folk think. XD We'd rather be seen as crazy, friendly and dangerous to the neighbors than to be misunderstood as weak. Poland may have been victim to a pincer attack in the 2nd World War because of Nazi and Soviet aggression, but Poland is back. I love how you make Poland look so eager to just go overkill on finishing a fight. XD

@morvish1925

11 ай бұрын

as a fellow American with Polish great grandparents, I agree

@setojurai

11 ай бұрын

the speedbump has teeth XD

@RAPTOR948

11 ай бұрын

@@morvish1925 My mother's whole side is 100% Polish. I got lots of Polish from her side. And yes, we're crazy sonsa bitches. XD Arm us and we'll sit there wishing a motherfucker would! Provoking us is like sticking a fat fish right in front of us right after yanking it out of the water!

@yttrium220

11 ай бұрын

Because „overkill is underrated” ;)

@RAPTOR948

11 ай бұрын

@@yttrium220 EXACTLY! Overkill is grossly underrated. A shame Poland can't get those F-22s yet.

"Come here little 22, I have Chinese food.." I freaking died right there...

@snakeking211

11 ай бұрын

I pissed myself during that exchange

@WookofWallstreet

11 ай бұрын

This guy is the FUNNIEST youtuber I know

Poland, a perfect example of human exceptional tenacity, torn apart, invaded and somehow still a nation.

@16rumpole

9 ай бұрын

and brimming of righteous indignation. I love Poland.

"Speed bump has teeth" That actually sounds greatly affective

The raptor just being full of retard strength on a thin leash is just the best interpretation.

"...it's like a little European Texas..." You know us so well!

@mystic37

11 ай бұрын

Oh god I hope not. We don't need a country to be a blowhard all talk and do nothing but hide outside and wait for help. It's always the biggest talkers that are the biggest cowards.

@darrellb9519

11 ай бұрын

@@mystic37That is quite the generalization for a state the size of most European countries. I would let you come stay at my place, feed you some good BBQ, hand you a cold beer, and let you shoot my guns. Maybe actually meeting one of us would change your mind.

"then you get to introduce them to their God" "Promise?"

"This time the speedbump has teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joeyj6808

10 ай бұрын

You know, those Hussar Wings are still in storage, right? Don't make them come out again...

@petlahk4119

10 ай бұрын

@@joeyj6808 - Paint them on the 22.

@iknowurip8151

10 ай бұрын

@@petlahk4119shit he knows, ABORT-

The raptor is far and away my favorite character in these skits

@skylarmccune9242

11 ай бұрын

Mine too. It’s already been the fighter I dreamed of flying for decades.

And the cherry on top; Poland is letting the US station tactical nukes in their country after Russia deployed nukes to Belarus.

@chrisx9624

11 ай бұрын

America: "So we're willing to part with these-" Poland: "Say less." "...apples. Willing to part with apples." "Can I put razors in them and throw them at Russians?" "Uh... yes?" "Deal."

@johno1544

11 ай бұрын

The NATO nuclear sharing isnt that great they will only get some B61 gravity bombs for their JSF. Nuclear war will be over before anyone is dropping nukes by fighter jet.

So dangerous and yet so gullible is easy. If it was legit, Raptor wins. If it wasn't legit, Raptor gets to EAT.

Everybody gangsta until Poland says "never again" and spends a few hundred billions in a year on half of the world's best arsenals

Omg, "You've even invested in a system that isn't fully functional yet." They aren't Little Texas, they're Euro Florida!

@marekbortnowski3110

11 ай бұрын

No we are probably texas coz we dont have weird shit on daily basis the worst thing was that for few moinths there was a russian rocket in the middle of the country and nobody knew about it or other thing is funny as hell our chief of police brought with him grenade launcher from ukraine and fired it in his office and he is questioned as a victim i would say victim of his own stupidyti but anyway im hapy that they are buying shit from usa and korea

that "European Texas" line had me in stiches I NEEDED THIS!

I truly enjoy this episode…”Oh my God you’ve bought everything!!” Pure gold!

Polish civillians are even getting carry permits and weapons training. They'd probably beat the russian army head on.

@IlIWarGIlI

11 ай бұрын

the bowled over in the last 2 wars was what got me... yeah... be armed. be trained. hope you dont need it... if you do... die on your feet slingin lead.

@Thewhiteandorange

11 ай бұрын

won't need to. UA taking care of it :)

@Vuosta

11 ай бұрын

@@Thewhiteandorange heroim slava :)

@Thewhiteandorange

11 ай бұрын

@@Vuosta 💛💙

@loosacpl

11 ай бұрын

@@Thewhiteandorange i hope, but better to be ready than sorry.

for those who don't know. Poland just signed contract for next batch of US made weapons. So as for now the list looks like this: 250 x M1A2SEP v3 (new) 116 x M1A1FEP (used from USMC storage) 26 x M1A2SEP v2 (used from US Army for training crews) + M88A2 and other supporting vehicles + sh***tone of depleted uranium ammo 96 x AH64E (new) 32 x AH64D (used) + shi**tone of Hellfire and Hydra 500 x HIMARS (includes ATACMS) 32 x F35A (wanted to buy more but as for now no free slots on production lines, the same goes for F16V Block 70 - that's why Poland decided to buy South Korean F/A-50 ) 8 x Patriot Batteries with PAC-3MSE, LTAMDS Radar nad IBCS Also there are "whispers" in Polish Military media close to Polish MoD about Blackhawks (Poland already uses small amount of S-70i's), Ch-47 Chinooks, Also some MRTT aircraft (like KC46) and some AEW&C aircrafts (for now Poland decided to buy stopgap from Sweden in form of Saab 340 Erieye) Add to that all other stuff that Poland is buying from South Korea (K239's, K9's, K2's, F/A-50's) As well as other countries like UK (CAMM, Arrowhead 140 frigates) MBDA (Spy satelites)... and much more other stuff

@NP3GA

11 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ they aren't playing around

@generaljedi8691

11 ай бұрын

Holy hell, they are not just buying the kitchen sink, but also the warehouse it was stored in.

@Goulmy86

11 ай бұрын

Or as Perun said: They went to a weapon expo and said yes.

@destruct0503

11 ай бұрын

The poles are definitely planning something funny

@theemperorofmankind3739

11 ай бұрын

Didn't they also make a push for wanting purchase the next generation PrSM missile for HIMARS?

I respect Poland. They have been the playground for Germany, Russia, Austria, and every other country in Europe at some point. I do not blame them. If anything, Poland is arguably one of our greatest allies.

@godlyman6558

11 ай бұрын

yeah there just preparing for world war 3 fr

@Seriona1

11 ай бұрын

Historically speaking Russia invading Poland goes to shit for them.

@chaos2097

11 ай бұрын

Shit mate we even once got hold off moscov for a year :D but i think we never lost to 1 country it was always 2 or more

@iron_potato40k

11 ай бұрын

im a german i dont respect them. they stole from us, refused to return what they stole, we took it back and then they commited unpunished genocide against us and stole even more from us. fvck those guys.

"...Nobody but subsaharan Africa believes you..." As a subsaharan African, I can confirm this is true💯😂😂😂

@TS-jm7jm

11 ай бұрын

as another subsaharan african i disagree with OP

In 22s defense, Polish candy is really good. When they opened a gas station that sells Polish candy in my area, i gained 5 pounds,

@AnAmericanPatriot1555

3 ай бұрын

Don’t hold out man. Did they have puppies too?

Poland as European Texas is perfect. "I have Chinese food." 😂😂😂

"Little European Texas" 😂

The UK's little "Oh my god... you've bought EVERYTHING!" never ceases to amuse.

The puppy got lost somewhere near Moscow. Hey 22, go fetch.

@andrewhemphill8999

11 ай бұрын

I will never fully get how you are so dangerous but so gullible. i love these things.

As a Polish native all ill say is this... Due to unfortunate circumstances, we had to endure during the last 2 big conflicts that graced Europe we took on the approach of becoming Europe's equivalent to a honey badger. Basically... European Ohio...

@Ashaira

11 ай бұрын

You guys aren't experimenting on people to make witcher commandos are you?

@BoeseFlueche

11 ай бұрын

What a fate to suffer. -A german

@KrystianZieba-kc8tx

11 ай бұрын

​@@AshairaNo unfortunately due to the extinction of Russian fairy tale fauna and thus no chance of Putin recruiting baba yaga we had to drop that idea, but we are considering weaponizing our own magical creatures... Imagine... Secret agent Kikimoras... A giant cat that prays on humans... Trained to like Russian blood SPECIFICALLY and armored so much it can be legally registered as a tank... It will be carnage...

@KadiusBlack

11 ай бұрын

​@@KrystianZieba-kc8txCan you sell us one, I mean we did hook yall up.

@KrystianZieba-kc8tx

11 ай бұрын

@@KadiusBlack possibly, but transportation might be an issue. Kikimoras MIGHT be willing if we give the stuff to do but cats the size of an elephant might be a bit... Moody...

The fact that there's actually a group of Polish people out there who cosplay as Americans makes this video even more video even more hilarious.

@marcinkosakowski7191

11 ай бұрын

America first. Poland firster. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nmWO0axviKa8l7Q.html

@MrJakeros

7 ай бұрын

Uh... how exactly do people cosplay as Americans? We wear *everything*.

@frzferdinand72

5 ай бұрын

I’ve seen that cosplay. The only thing they got wrong is that none of us are as good looking as them 😂😭

I see Poland is sick of the last *entire history of Poland's foreign relations*

@alucard87pl

11 ай бұрын

This time the speedbump's got teeth, though.

@angusmatheson8906

11 ай бұрын

To be fair, the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth had a pretty good run...

@vergilwithagun

11 ай бұрын

​@@angusmatheson8906Until Liberum Veto ruined it.

@angusmatheson8906

11 ай бұрын

@@vergilwithagun Liberum Veto was such a nonsensical idea that should have lasted 5 seconds after someone thought of it until they realized it would paralyze any state or institution that attempted to use it.

@loosacpl

11 ай бұрын

@@angusmatheson8906 Last times it looks like second edition ;) Polish military forces with Lithuanian military forces against potential ruSSian invasion.

Poland: Oh I see paw prints. they're going over the fence towards Russia! F22: They won't even notice I'm there. *whistles* Here doggie doggie doggie!

Poland: Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, but you ain't going to fool me a third time.

Is it just me or is it not absolutely amazing he turned the 22 in a psychopath in every video. And I'm here for it.

@TS-bj8my

11 ай бұрын

Whose SOO innocent! :o)

@callumjohnston858

11 ай бұрын

He's just a little guy. Just wants to fly around Russia a little, it's his birthday and he's just a little guy.

As a Texan with some Polish heritage i now feel a greater spiritual connection with our sister nation.

@lawsonlebrun9375

10 ай бұрын

😂

@cathulhu3772

9 ай бұрын

Dude....I'M YOUR FATHER! XD

Poland and F22’s interaction had me crying 😂😂😂. Thank you for finally giving us Poland btw

Poland being great with the taunts of candy, jets and puppies

An an American, I give the Poles permission to pay for 20 thousand tanks, mount hussar wings on them, and spam Russian telecoms with "Ride of the Rohirrim".

@igoreq4495

11 ай бұрын

Damnit he saw our plans through

@dillonkillen6044

11 ай бұрын

Nah, it must be "when the winged hussars arrived". Preferably in English so everyone can enjoy it, but if they want it in polish I'm sure sabaton would oblige

@martbouv3332

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

If Poland ever does get raptor's they have to paint hussar wings on the tails it'll be both terrifying and entertaining. Sabbaton noises intensify.

@devinwhite5064

10 ай бұрын

Honestly? I want to see this.

@kraigshall

10 ай бұрын

"when the winged hussars arrived!!!"

@marsmars2895

10 ай бұрын

We Should make a deal with USA to make for us Something like raport but called Hussar.

@orson1821

10 ай бұрын

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@jak00bspyr72

10 ай бұрын

Our 11th Armored Cavalry Division actually has hussar wing in it's logo, so we have hussar wings on our tanks. However, having them on F-35's would be nice too.

“Come here little 22, I have Chinese food.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm now fantasising about a Polish Raptor going downtown Engels airbase while flashing 'I AM A POLE' with its landing lights.

@pg1171

Ай бұрын

LMAO! Perfect!

@elduquecaradura1468

Ай бұрын

While avoiding all missiles and returning only because it will run out of fuel

"Fine, don't be surprised when they won't help you find your puppy." *Breaking News: F-35 Crashes in South Carolina*

Honestly, I trust poland to help us find our puppy if it gets lost.

@nyawrgurasapostle5730

11 ай бұрын

It depends how much you pay

@TroIIingThemSoftly

11 ай бұрын

Me too. Surely we can give them a Raptor for helping us find our future, hypothetically lost puppy 😥

As both a American and a Pole this made me laugh way to hard in public, I am fairly confident the people around me may think I may be partially insane. But I don't care this was gold sir.

Everyone: Why Poland!?! Poland: We know a thing or two...because we have SEEN a thing or two😳 Poland:(Explosions)

@SoldierMan755

10 ай бұрын

We are POLAND! BABADABUM BABABUM!!

@mbpaintballa

10 ай бұрын

they remember what it's like to have two bullies want their stuff. so they went to the gym, got a range membership, and trained. Now they are a european honey badger. Small, but will rip your balls off if messed with.

@paullangford8179

Ай бұрын

@@mbpaintballa They are a northern country: wolverine comes to mind. Especially, a hungry wolverine will chase a bear off its prey.

Poland luring the jet was so cute and so terrifying at the same time great job

The "OMG THEY BOUGHT EVERYTHING!" from England had me rolling in laughter

Poland is super good irl now, also damn him trying to kidnap the raptor is so funny

Me who is Polish: RAPTOR, GET OVER HERE, I HAVE SU-57 OUTSIDE!

I mean, fair. Poland subscribes to the "3rd time's the charm" philosophy. Good on them!

The raptor reminds me of a room full of toddlers (I teach this age) super destructive if left alone with nothing to do but also super gullible and easily distracted if you know how to talk to them.

@Netscape-kd6mg

11 ай бұрын

sounds like human engineers in hfy stories. in one of them they turn an elevator shaft of a mine into an anti material cannon to shoot down space battleships. they are crazy enough when bored to turn a CWIS from using a vulcan cannnon to the type94 canons of the yamato superbattleship and still have the same shooting speed and still be pissed about the results

The best part is that this is canonically accurate to real life, as there are several USAF F22 Raptors currently stationed and doing sorties in Poland. I'll be going on a trip to Gniezno next week to see them fly for myself, gorgeous marvels of 80's engineering. 🥺

F-22 doesn't realize he is the puppy.

@therodeoboy34

11 ай бұрын

Just let the poor thing off the leash. Don’t think anybody is going to play F around and find out after it seems like a great second to the whole nuclear option.

Poland just got turned from a speed bump to a spike strip.

@erickzuniga3113

11 ай бұрын

More like an f'ing mine field! IMO it's the strongest/ballsy nation in NATO.

Poland isn't a speedbump anymore. They're a whole-ass spike trip

Being a bit of a history buff, there is a deep sense of ironic amusement from the idea of the former Eastern Bloc powers each becoming strong enough to hold off a Russian invasion, single handed. And, in fact, are arming up to do EXACTLY that.

@Creepymoose135

11 ай бұрын

Especially Poland, they finally caught a break within the last 32 years after almost a hundred years of getting screwed over and attacked by pretty much everyone

@roadhouse6999

11 ай бұрын

Relative to their size, I think Poland, Czechia, the Baltics, and Romania (and possibly Slovakia but I haven't heard much about their role) have made some of the biggest contributions to Ukraine's war effort, especially when you factor in things like non-defense related economics, logistics, training, and volunteer forces. What countries like the U.S., U.K., and Germany have been willing to do is nothing to scoff at, but this has become a fight between Russia and it's former satellites.

Poland really is like a European Texas. Maybe that's why I love Poland so much.

@matthew8153

11 ай бұрын

All it needs now is cowboys with questionable sexuality and oil.

@airplanemaniacgaming7877

11 ай бұрын

Not to mention they have badass troops and a dedication and quality per soldier like Canada. (But unlike my country, they're actually investing in the fucking military!)

My g/f and I both died hearing "Raptor, will you help me find my puppy?" Thank you for bringing us this joy and laughter.

Poland staring at the F-22 like SpongeBob staring at a jug of water

@donalddeluxe6407

4 ай бұрын

I don’t need it…

@andrewsabin7679

4 ай бұрын

​@@donalddeluxe6407... ... I NEED IT!

Chinese food, Candy, and Puppys.....Priorities people😂😂😂