Not gonna lie, BUFF saying "What's a photon torpedo?" nearly killed me because I was in the middle of taking a drink XD

@mattryan7124

6 ай бұрын

Please make sure we keep the anti-matter warheads away from the 22.

@hoodycoo4391

6 ай бұрын

That’s the real mistake, taking a drink during linecrosser’s videos, you’re just asking to become a human firehose

@carboneagle

6 ай бұрын

I was pouring some laquor and spilled at the photon torpedos. I should have known better.

@easymodegamer501

6 ай бұрын

HOLD UP - Rhodor?! Didn’t expect to see you here! I’ve been watching Outlands recently and it’s really awesome!

@CinereoTheRogue

6 ай бұрын

Photon Torpedos had me reeling, not for his confusion, but that I could legitimately see it getting that far… XD Also, huge trekkie, so the shoutout was nice! ^.^

America is that one stellaris player who tech rushes, gets a world cracker 50 years in and then is peaceful and plays fuck around and find out the entire game

@StudleyDuderight

6 ай бұрын

Hey, that's me! I am that guy.

@tristannorton5062

6 ай бұрын

FACTSSSSSSS

@williamthehuntsman

6 ай бұрын

That describes America's war doctrines far better than I thought possible. Good job man.

@theamiralgarner

6 ай бұрын

*me with the game modded asf with a 2nd stellar ships* yup...come on...fuck arround....yeah war in heavens and endgame crysis..and it's already over

@zanebrunes45

6 ай бұрын

A man of my culture.

World: “Save the world Mister Red White and Blue Man!” America: *Solves problem* World: “You evil imperialist, trampling all over every other country!” America: …

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

6 ай бұрын

Assassinations...Coup d'etat ... Destabilization Ops ... Sanctions-Embargoes .. Invasions . 🙊🙉🙈🇺🇲

@markhirsch6301

6 ай бұрын

"America shouldn't be world police" Also them: "America you must be world police" I swear people just wanna hate on us for being better, even in these... Less than optimal times were are better than them

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

6 ай бұрын

@@markhirsch6301 Funny false narrative and misinformation. Nations from/of the Global South doesn't want the U$ from meddling, interfering in their internal affair . They doesn't want economic assistance/agreement with "strings attached" .

@OR56

6 ай бұрын

@@markhirsch6301 Yep

@AnimaRandom

6 ай бұрын

Guess what, it happen today xD Sometimes, US just do what they did in early ww2 where they just watch everything burn so people just realized how peaceful having one country policing

"Anytime anything changes in the world I just authorize more upgrades for Buff" "What's a Photon Torpedo?" I'm dying. 🤣🤣

Could... could always just let Pakistan...deal with Pakistan's problems. -A Helmand veteran

@ethanor

6 ай бұрын

Honestly, the US should do that when they don't have any agreements with the country.

@scottdickson9224

6 ай бұрын

This, louder for the folks in the back.

@sundoga4961

6 ай бұрын

The problem: Pakistan is a nuclear power and in opposition to India. We DO NOT want severe disruptive effects on the sub-continent.

@gilliganallmighty3

6 ай бұрын

​@ethanor the US and Pakistan do have defense agreements, Pakistan just ignored them for 20 years.

@rianmacdonald9454

6 ай бұрын

@@gilliganallmighty3 So wouldn't it be fair for the USA to ignore them for the next 20 years then. Personally, as they were supporting the taliban I say f**k them, let them sort the problem out them selves. If they didnt intervene the problem would of been sorted by now.

The world: “America you are not the global police.” Also the world: “America, help!”

@kanevivi

6 ай бұрын

Honestly the fact we havemt gone off and glassed or broken any war crimes in awhile is pros. If we didnt who knows what things woukd look like.

@reedmathews

6 ай бұрын

@@kanevivithat’s a Canadian thing majority of the rules in the convention happened because a pissed off canadian mad lad was out of sorry’s

@kanevivi

6 ай бұрын

@@reedmathews oh I had plans made up in high school of how to get us out of debt with China, but was told it wouldnt work because then we would be seen as bad guys and would be attacked over how they would act over us breaking a few like the ones over chemical warfare, and inhumane targeting of things that could ruin a country.

@theneurologist1

6 ай бұрын

Ukraine: "We need this, this, this, and this, to win the war." Also Ukraine : "It's Your fault US and NATO that our counter offensive failed!"

@RAWDEAL064

6 ай бұрын

​@@theneurologist1 kinda sorta partially is. Just not the way you'd think

I love how everyone always asks "What is the us preparing for when they can beat everyone already" and completely misses the thought of "Has anyone in time ever known exactly what to prepare for before it happened?"

@richardcurry7663

6 ай бұрын

If anybody ever ask that question what is America preparing for. Tell them to go talk to Japan about Pearl harbor

@AdeptKing

3 ай бұрын

Plus its not like they can stop building up. Even if their rivals are below them technologically its not like they want to stay that way.

I'm a Brit, and I would happily donate money out of my own pocket to see Buff get Photon Torpedo's

@robwilson4889

6 ай бұрын

I mean it, as a citizen of the country that is one half of the most secure military alliance in the world, it's not like Buff is going to be using those Photons on British cities is it? I definitely wouldn't mind the Buff getting into Yemen to provide some "bombs on target". I am willing to place a bet that the Buff will outlive the F-22, provided the 6th Gen. NGAD programmes continues.

@robwilson4889

6 ай бұрын

Should we set up a Crowdfunder for Buff upgrades?

@MichaelSHartman

5 ай бұрын

By 2060, you may get your antimatter bombs/missiles. The EMP would be horrendous.

@tman1990

3 ай бұрын

Let's add two warp while their at it and name it the USS Buff.

"'sAvE THe wORLD MR. ReD whITe aND BLUe mAn' I'm getting fucking TIRED OF IT" I have never seen the current American perspective laid out so fucking perfectly.

@razieltalos

6 ай бұрын

seriously, time to close ranks and close borders, let the rest of the world figure out its own fuckin problems

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

6 ай бұрын

​@@razieltalos DEEP STATE ruled over Americans . War is a racket ! War profiteers all around . Spending to have the world's most powerful army in order to influence and dominate other nations .

@Crimsomreaf5555

6 ай бұрын

Well we Americans are tired of it, countries only want us when they got a problem. Other than that they talk sht and hate us with every fiber of their being

@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx

6 ай бұрын

Facts been saying this for years

@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx

6 ай бұрын

​@@razieltalosthey would come crawling back very very fast

At this point Buff might turn into the Star Destroyer from Star Wars in the future

@jloiben12

6 ай бұрын

I mean… why do you think we keep them around?

@carlspam5335

6 ай бұрын

Buff is our time's Ship of Theseus.

@Atlas3060

6 ай бұрын

Well great, now everyone knows the military surprise we all had planned for 2027. There goes celebrating the 50th year of A New Hope in style.

@gambitvegeta

6 ай бұрын

I'm in! LOL

@jedimika

6 ай бұрын

I'm fairly confident that buff is somehow going to be deployed in an interplanetary conflict eventually.

As a brit, I didn't understand the US Military budget till someone explained "If America cuts theirs half the world is going to begin to fuck-around due to a lack of finding-out budget." Plus, it's a global war on land, sea, air, online, undersea, out of atmosphere Does anyone want to fight that "Fair and even"? Or would you prefer the late game tech run of CIV V where you just stomp the shit out of your rowdy neighbours and never lose a unit?

@Caktusdud.

6 ай бұрын

As a Brit I think we should push to gwt our military spending higher. You with me?

@metalax2

6 ай бұрын

Problem is, we're skint. @@Caktusdud.

@Caktusdud.

6 ай бұрын

@@metalax2 yeah save us

@niogel

6 ай бұрын

Great... Now I want to play Civ V again.... Jones'n bad 😅

@noahyetter2707

6 ай бұрын

As an American, I’m glad to see some of y’all are gettin it😂😅

That last statement nailed it... As an Aussie living in the US... I've lamented for years the US are damned if they do and Damned if they don't... For 30 plus years I've seen other countries cry "the US are war mongers!, stay away..." Then when the US says well we'll just sit this one out then... The instant Cry is "You have to help us!!!! You must save us!!" SMH....

The voice he did for "save the world, Mr. Red White and Blue man..." had me literally crying from laughter.

@aleksanderf4672

6 ай бұрын

I expect a new character with similar voice

@pinnedthrottle7690

6 ай бұрын

It’s a Men in Black 2 reference iirc. “Oh no a 600 ft worm! Save us mr black man”

@madmax2069

6 ай бұрын

Yeah. I spat out my drink when he said that.

@maxmccullough8548

6 ай бұрын

​@@aleksanderf4672the UN

@mdogg6491

6 ай бұрын

Mickey Mouse is in the public domain now, so...

My favorite is still "that, is what you get when you take a Florida man, hand him a lab coat and a bottomless defense budget and tell him to build the scariest thing that flies since the Cretaceous period" but "what's a photon torpedo" is a close second.

@jacobnugent8159

6 ай бұрын

50 war tribes in a trench coat

@mikoto7693

6 ай бұрын

I’m going to be honest here, that quote reminded me of the F-22 and Grandpa Buff are the scariest things ever. I don’t think even the Cretatous period had anything that flew that’s scarier than them.

@Gigabyte019

6 ай бұрын

That’s skunkworks baby.

@MasterHall117

6 ай бұрын

@@mikoto7693I hope he makes the B2 more energetic than the F22 and A10 combined while having the smarts of Grandpa Buff and either F35 or F16

@rsrt6910

6 ай бұрын

Either the air force describing the F22: "Pretty much a stealth Tomcat that went through weight loss surgery forgot to take his ritalin from the year 2050... it's designed to be almost impossible to stop." or making a deal with the F22 to get him to come back home: US: "Twelve hours all by yourself." F22: "Eleven more than I need."

I want more of what you would've said had the rant continued. Because some of us feel that to the bottom of our souls.

@jenniferalberstein8057

6 ай бұрын

I need a whole ass video dedicated to that rant.

@dessatt

6 ай бұрын

This! I have played that rant on repeat. I felt it to the depth of my soul!

Thank you for speaking up for the rest of us who almost died on that roller coaster ride we call IEDs. Man, that was a fun 15-foot ride. Oh, and getting shot at too. The worst part is that my job was not to be in the thick of it. I was just collaborating with the rest of you guys (special thanks to the Marines who saved my life).💯

Fun fact: the USMC is actually the most active humanitarian aid organization on the planet. They can have aid and organized boots on the ground at the site of any disaster in the world within 72 hours. They're just as good at saving lives as taking them.

@Techno_Idioto

6 ай бұрын

Example being the Philippines in 2013 after Typhoon Haiyan.

@halholland1637

6 ай бұрын

And Toy's for Tots.Big green Elfs.

@jasonrist6582

6 ай бұрын

No worse enemy, no better friend. Semper fi from this ol Air Force service veteran

@IHateYoutubeHandles615

6 ай бұрын

But like all military, they are not good at being police.

@harrydupuis3102

6 ай бұрын

​@@IHateKZreadHandles615which unfortunately, where many go when they retire from the military.

Buff asking 'what's a photon torpedo' just made me choke on my coffee. Thanks for that 😂😂😂

@carlyar5281

6 ай бұрын

It’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking my tea when I heard the next part “ Air Force, I told you to fucking redact that” 😂😂🤣 I spent two years of my career redacting documents for aircraft acquisition projects… including the F35. So that was even funnier.

@shinomori69

6 ай бұрын

I learned after the first video never drink anything while watching a HL video.

@Shinobubu

6 ай бұрын

Imagine the buff dropping Anti-matter bombs (Photon Torpedoes) hahahah

@aditya3127

5 ай бұрын

@@carlyar5281so are Star Trek laser weapons real?

Remember folks, despite how high the defense budget sounds, it's just 3.3% of GDP. The last time it was this low was 1938.

The line "What's a photon torpedo?" easily got me the most.

Honestly, he has a point. Why does everyone expect them to help everyone?

@neonfroot

6 ай бұрын

America spent millions of dollars on rebuilding Europe after World War Two.

@aigloss537

6 ай бұрын

They were acting as world police for decades

@goldenhate6649

6 ай бұрын

The midwest has been screaming about this for years. Unfortunately the congressman bought out by the defense contractors and the bleeding hearts in commiefornia keep sending us back

@tylerloesch1660

6 ай бұрын

Because it’s what American has been doing for over 50 years. Even when they say no thank you not our fight some idiots do something to piss them off then they get involved.

@waltfield7559

6 ай бұрын

Cause they know we want to buy shit and keeping things stable allows us to do that. No really, that's what it boils down to.

Too be fair, every alien invasion movie always takes place in America. So we should be prepared.

@24adithyanonline

6 ай бұрын

They really do love going right to the boss fight of planet Earth, that being America.

@Warvvolf

6 ай бұрын

There was one in Russia. The aliens were invisible electric monters. But it was an American that saved the day.

@frenchfry9370

6 ай бұрын

District 9 was set in South Africa though to be fair that was less an invasion and more a ship that just kind of got lost and stuck over Johannesburg

@themarlboromandalorian

6 ай бұрын

​@@frenchfry9370District 9 wasn't an invasion. It was a humanitarian crisis.

@themarlboromandalorian

6 ай бұрын

​@@Warvvolfsaw that one. Yeah Russia lost that fight. Weren't the protagonists booking it towards a prepper's personal Faraday cage? The aliens had to be invisible due to budget constraints... I'm assuming...

I just want to point out a really awesome detail in this I feel goes a bit under-appreciated... the expression work really sells these reactions. So like, at 2:20 that slow eye slide from up to left just really drives home that blend of "Oh god, what is going on over there THIS time?" and "Did this mfer actually just have the gall to ask me for help?". Keep being awesome HLC, your efforts don't go unnoticed, and I wish you the success you deserve.

Thank god. I've been trying to sum that 20 year Pak/Tali BS up for people and they never get it. Now I see you got it, too. Thank you so much. I'm calling it a win.

i mean, to be honest, it's actual proof that the military spending of america WORKS and is doing it's job. also, i agree, the united states does significantly more humanitarian work than any other country, and yet we are constantly harassed by the rest of the world for not doing MORE humanitarian aid.

@kauske

6 ай бұрын

The US just spends so much that the corruption can wet their beaks and be satisfied without ruining the whole military; because you basically cannot escape corruption and nepotism. The US has figured out just the right balance of cracking down on corruption and spending to get a working military at the end, and not rockets 'fueled' with water, or tanks with cardboard-stuffed ERA panels.

@odinthebiker8240

6 ай бұрын

Honestly we just need to take over the entire world. Not for a power hungry move but so the whole planet can be one people united together and we can ALL share the burden and help each other out. But unfortunately a lot of people will die to oppose it but America DEFINITELY has the ability to do it.

@Johnjackjack

6 ай бұрын

It really is the lack of countries who even think about threatening an attack just shows that they don’t want to find out

@SweatyFatGuy

6 ай бұрын

In the early 2000s, people from my USAF unit flew to Iran on a relief mission. They took food, clothing, blankets, medicine, water, water purifiers, and literally filled seven C5 Galaxy cargo planes with humanitarian supplies... NONE of it was reported on the news, only those of us who were involved with it knew anything about us sending US service members and aircraft to freakin Iran after a massive earthquake. At least they stopped the "UNALIVE AMERICA!!!" chants for a while. All through the 80s and 90s we had the Afghan Relief missions where we would fly wounded and injured Afghans to Germany where the US military would give them medical aid. Tens of thousands of people who had stepped on Russian landmines or were injured with the conflict at the time, flew on USAF planes to get free medical care.... how did they repay us for that? But yeah.. all we do is war.

@DalariusPVP

6 ай бұрын

Because the greatest society to ever claim to exist obviously must bear the burden, no, the mantle of responsibility to do so.

The Buff is a tier 3 unit with tier 9 upgrades. If you told me that in 5 years it will be able to teleport, i wouldn't put it past the damn thing

@zacwicht3189

6 ай бұрын

the new Bubble shield allows the Buff to fly to the moon to bomb the ghosts

@arkavianx

6 ай бұрын

o god, that Trek translation drive....

@remrad4315

6 ай бұрын

Buff will become a real transformer.

U.S. said "I have an intelligence report I'm going to share with EVERYONE..." and I couldn't help adding "... because it's HILARIOUS!" in my head.

Gonna have to start not having coffee around when i watch these. "What's a photon torpedo?" I ALMOST SPAT COFFEE ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!

Not going to lie, hearing that report makes me feel much better. Thanks America for being so war ready. 🇬🇧🇺🇸

@Elemblue2

6 ай бұрын

Ive talked to so many people who were like "All this military spending, and rocket building. That money could be spent on food for the hungry, not lost in space and to war" - Not how money works. The money builds the rocket and then stays behind. People dont fundamentally understand that. They think its going TO SPACE. Like the rocket is made of money and that money could have literally been turned into food. - You benefit directly from the technological advancements from those sectors. - Hunger is largely an economic issue and is complex because subjecting farmers to supply and demand actually creates food shortages, but the price floor that allows them to mass manufacture food leaves out the greatly impoverished. - Bad people create poverty with weapons on purpose. So what, only the bad people get weapons? Thanks America, for not falling for that BS. If you had, everyone would be screwed already.

@Clava_Vodeanuc

6 ай бұрын

Was scary how many comunist bots were, I almost got into confusion about America.

@imapopo2924

6 ай бұрын

Yeah. Suddenly the prospect of WW3 is significantly less scary when our two main adversaries would have a hard enough time just getting their shit off the launch pad, much less getting anything through to the continental US. You know, assuming the air force doesnt blow it all up before they even pull it out of storage... Or, they blow themselves up... Russia's real good at that last one.

@Sorain1

6 ай бұрын

I'd like to thank (and god this feels werid.) the CIA, NSA and other intelligence branches for both finding this stuff out and letting it leak so people could calm down about 'world war three' fears.

"Save the world red white and blue guy" is the exact reason we spend enough money on military spending to have 12 carriers😂

@goldenhate6649

6 ай бұрын

12. Proper. Carriers. Not those 7x smaller jump carriers.

@sundoga4961

6 ай бұрын

@@goldenhate6649 Oh, we've basically got those as well. No ski jumps, but our Marine Assault Carriers are about the the same size.

@itsmegoodbye9227

6 ай бұрын

There is atleast 3 they are just waiting for a reason to built

@SweatyFatGuy

6 ай бұрын

We spend more than the next ten countries COMBINED. Of course that makes sense though, since they don't need to spend much because they can rely on us to save them... right NATO?

@davidboy45

6 ай бұрын

You spend that much on the military because of lobbying and because spending money on the poor is political suicide, America is great but if y'all could find some of that 2003 spirit and actually intervene in one of the few black and white conflicts it would be real fucking swell.

Cut back on military spending? 😂 Silly Brit. Seriously though. The world looks at us demanding we solve the crisis and then get pissed when we tackle the issue.

"...save the world, Mr. Red White and Blue man, I'm getting f**king tired of it" -- Amen brother, tired of it, Amen...

I can agree, getting tired of the US having to go in when people can't solve their own shit, but I'd rather it be the US than anyone else

@tonyburzio4107

6 ай бұрын

We tried the neutrality thing once before, and we still had to go anyway and then help bury 60 million people.

@birdjericho

6 ай бұрын

'Cause, I mean, who **else** is gonna do it? The U.N.? Come on now, really.

@mawnkey

6 ай бұрын

@@birdjericho Let's face it: even if the UN weren't a deadlocked clusterfuck that can only write diplomatically worded letters in response to genocide, what power would they even have without implicit US backing?

@drd675

6 ай бұрын

@@birdjericho If nations keep macro building like we have, the UN may be absorbed with the US one day, then it would be powerful. I mean, ultimately the planet will eventually be unified by a government, and I'd rather it be western led than the other alternatives

@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx

6 ай бұрын

Facts i have been saying this shit for years. My buddies are always like "well whats gonna happen when america backs out" i dunno i don't care. Tired of the usa being looked at as satan until a hurricane , or a damn tsunami shows up or uncle sam opens his fucking wallet......then we are A ok and the cool rich uncle.

When the Buff said " What's a Photon Torpedo?" That killed me. It's almost sad that the Buff is getting all the upgrades but the kid remains default.

@Bomber23075

6 ай бұрын

The Kid is maxed out he can’t fit any more on him unless we wanna turn him into the F-15 and see him on radar

@themakebelieverproductions6342

6 ай бұрын

​@@Bomber23075 FF-37? (F-22 + F-15) I am ofc joking, at this rate, we just need to make the F-15 into a stealth fighter if we want a better F-22. But, that will never happen cause I don't think that's possible.

@lemax6865

6 ай бұрын

It really isn't... A stealth plane has to be built that way from the start, or it just doesn't work. They gave the F15 an upgrade a while ago, a radar absorbant coating I think. It reduced its radar cross-section from barn-sized to bus-sized. If the US wants a better stealth fighter than the F22, they'll have to make one... Oh hey, they're making one !

@OneBiasedOpinion

6 ай бұрын

If the Kid is getting upgrades, we’ll probably learn about it a year or two after the fact.

@jamesrudnicky5937

6 ай бұрын

To be fair, the kid is essentially a manned photon torpedo...

I await Buff's hyperdrive upgrade. The entire universe a hop, skip and a jump away from a carpet bombing.

@WonderingWildWanderingRose

6 ай бұрын

God!! That's all we need! Not enough to be global police force, soon well be policing the universe!

Absolutely love how "The Kid" chimes in with "Because Aliens" - Content is second to none - Keep it up HLC!!!!!

As a Canadian I’ve always felt bad for America’s position as the country best equipped to deal with this BS but also the country that is depended on to do so.

@TechLeafRanger

6 ай бұрын

Thank you, from the US.

@OneBiasedOpinion

6 ай бұрын

We appreciate it. And we also feel bad for y’all having to deal with Communism 2.0. You guys are cool and your people don’t deserve to deal with the BS going on in your country right now.

@carlyar5281

6 ай бұрын

@@OneBiasedOpinion this isn’t the first place I’ve heard about communism 2.0. I’m super confused because no one has explained what it is. Can you tell me what it is?

@rayplays06

6 ай бұрын

Thanks for the understanding.

@carlyar5281

6 ай бұрын

@@rayplays06 it sucks that more countries don’t pull their weight, but I am really glad that United States steps up because the alternative is terrifying. Thank you.

I couldn't agree more with that ending statement. Get grief from all corners, but let the shit hit the fan, and everything flips 180 degrees. It does get tiring 😊

As a native of central Texas, I fully approve of your accent. It’s got a real Dallas vibe, crossed with some west Texas undertones, and the Texican accent is pretty good too.

"Compensating for something, U.S.?" "Yep. Weak allies."

UK: "Does this perhaps mean that you're going to cut back on military spending a little?" US: *Canned* *laughter*

@danielnix5682

6 ай бұрын

My response was a hearty "fuck no!!"

@KittenyKat

6 ай бұрын

*Insert Seinfeld episode end theme*

@uptowndunker6346

4 ай бұрын

My response was that guy from spider men laughing the saying:are you serious?

@navier6820

3 ай бұрын

Tge Daily Bugle guy, Johna Jameson! Or smth...​@@uptowndunker6346

@setster007

3 ай бұрын

*increases military spending out of spite*

And for the umpteenth time: the purpose of a government--at any level--is to protect its citizens while promoting (not providing) their well-being. Again, its [own] citizens. Not the whole world's population.

@benjaminoechsli1941

11 күн бұрын

Welp. Time to take over the world. We'll call the new planet-nation Earthica, and start the Futurama timeline.

"Save the world, Mr. Red White and Blue man.... im getting fucking tired of it " 😂😂😂❤

Intercourse with a Beehive has got to be the best “I would rather” line so far. The zingers are awesome and I thank you every day for making everyone of us laugh. 😂😂😂

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

6 ай бұрын

U$ is aiding and abetting the Balochistan terrorist separatists in Pakistan . To destabilize Pakistan and sabotage the Chinese BRI .

@kateshiningdeer3334

6 ай бұрын

As someone who watches a lot of "Lethal Company" on Twitch, this was even more of an OOF - the beehive in that game can kill you! Plus, as a kid, we had a REALLY aggressive batch of paper wasps - those mofos don't take crap from ANYONE, and the idea of screwing that nest... OUCH doesn't even BEGIN to cover that thought!

@jameslively4102

6 ай бұрын

I see you have never heard me say I'd rather stick my dick in a blender, on frappe

@LTDroz

6 ай бұрын

More like the stingers are awesome

@user-kp5vo6ow4n

Ай бұрын

Having intercourse with a beehive paints such a vivid picture.🐝

On one hand as an Afghan vet I am enraged that this even happening, because Congress refused to assert their authority to begin and end military conflicts. At least leaving a security force like we still have in Iraq and Syria. On the other hand, if they worked with us over those 20 years the Taliban would not exist anymore. Maybe they should go ask India for help.

@joecool2810

6 ай бұрын

I don’t know if you know this and are fucking with us, or you really don’t know, but India hates Pakistan. I figure that they’d have a similar reaction.

@ashleyhamman

6 ай бұрын

I could swear that they were friendly with a "near-peer" rival to us that is all talk and no action because it turns out their situation is worse then they'd like people to believe.

@kylezdancewicz7346

6 ай бұрын

They would rather join the United States to force us to help them then ask India for help

@Nicheaiken

6 ай бұрын

' Maybe they should go ask India for help.' Cold as ice. 😆🤣 Pakistan can shove the situation(s) it spent years getting itself into and deal with it.

@Kaiserboo1871

6 ай бұрын

@@Nicheaiken At this point I say ditch Pakistan and ally with India. They are much more stable, way more Democratic, has a culture that actually cares about human rights, and are anti-China.

"Cut back on military budget" ..... Fuck no! Lol

Everything I think - “oh this is just a joke” and look up the story…it’s always real. Learn so much and laugh along the way. You rock ❤

China and Russia are like the bullies that are friends but secretly trying to backstabbing each other just enough for each to be not much of threat to the other. 😂

@SweatyFatGuy

6 ай бұрын

That is how ALL of those regimes are, they have ideological solidarity in an ideology that breeds mistrust and circular unaliving parties. Its like a whole country run by Karens.

@TheMcEwens419

6 ай бұрын

And America is the bully destroyer 😂

@Warvvolf

6 ай бұрын

You just described how girls fight.

@joseolivarra7791

6 ай бұрын

Just like the cold war lol

@eletrictarantula2321

6 ай бұрын

You just pretty much summed up the relationship between USSR and China i during the cold war

aliens? sounds like we need to triple the budget.

@johndoe8785

6 ай бұрын

Now you're getting it.

@sirnukesalot24

6 ай бұрын

Just triple?

@igkslife

6 ай бұрын

Nah, nah. More.

@FallenKnightXIII

6 ай бұрын

Then triple it again every year until we have Buff Star Destroyers

@samuelramirez4985

6 ай бұрын

octuple.

Okay, Sex with a beehive had both of us rolling. The Buff and Photon Torpedoes was just icing on the cake.

Considering what Buff said about "Photon Torpedoes" I'm starting to think America needs to drop out of the humanitarian aid thing and go straight to telling anyone who dares cross them exactly what they found out. Just let foreign problems stay in their home country 'less we bring the whole nation below sea level as to not waste more lives in needless pointless conflicts.

One day Buff is going to get upgraded to carry The Kid. Considering the B-52 can carry 35 tons of bombs, and The Kid weighs 22 tons, drop a little fuel at takeoff, there ya go. One per bomber. Hey, if we can yeet nukes out of the back of a C-17, then anything is on the table. Besides, The Kid could listen to all of Grandpa Buff's Vietnam stories and get even more amped up.

@cwserialt

6 ай бұрын

Would make great bait for an interception.

@Veltani

6 ай бұрын

I so want this, but.... the wingspan of The Kid is 14m/44ft, and the internal fuselage of The Buff is much smaller less than 3m/10ft. But by golly it be a funny story

@ghosthippie8465

6 ай бұрын

@@Veltani What if they strapped him to the top? Would that work?

@jordanhicks5131

6 ай бұрын

​@@ghosthippie8465with enough duct tape and american can-do attitude, anything is possible

@Veltani

6 ай бұрын

@@ghosthippie8465 Works for the space shuttle landing....

Not gonna lie, I'm more impressed with the, "save the world mr red white and blue man" voice than I am with all the other accents. I replayed that shit like 30 times. Well done

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

6 ай бұрын

U$ is real life "Dr.Jeckel & Mr.Hyde" . Humanitarian aid on one hand... Invasions, Coup d'etat, Assassinations, Annexation, Sanctions and Embargoes on the other hand !

"SaVe Me MiStEr ReD aNd BlUe MaN, I'm getting f*cking tired of it!" -Guy preparing for aliens

That ending point is spot on though. These other problems become so large that America is seen has a solution and then the bad guy for providing said solution.

Now as a Brit, I have no complaints about American military spending

@cptprice437

6 ай бұрын

Same lol

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

6 ай бұрын

You should complain . War is a racket .

When the US is calling out the corruption in your MIC, you know you dun goofed

@williamthehuntsman

6 ай бұрын

As an American, I can agree. We have a pretty corrupt MIC. But at least they can still get shit done.

@goldenhate6649

6 ай бұрын

Well america’s MIC corruption is just the overspending…everwhere elses is them stealing parts and components

@theduke7539

6 ай бұрын

Thats because we overcharge but still deliver the product that was asked for. Because we know it will be used and if it doesn't do what it says it can do, then someone is gonna record it, show the world, and then the feds are gonna ask questions at gavel point. So American corruption works like this. You can charge as much as you want for a lightbulb. But when they put that bulb in, it needs to turn on and stay lit for at least as long as they said it needs to or longer.

@MemesOfProduction69

6 ай бұрын

​@@williamthehuntsman We know how to be corrupt without completely hamstringing our capabilities. Corruption to a point basically lmaooooo

@ericzaiz8358

6 ай бұрын

The corruption different. In the US MIC you WILL get what you asked for, how you asked fir it, and generally mostly on time. When they dont... The Companies do get nutpunched for it. But expect to be scalped for it. Tweedy de and Tweed da over there. They scalp you and dont even give you a working product. I rather pay extra for something that will work over buying cheaper for somethjng thats not.

"What's a photon torpedo?" Meanwhile the airforce: DON'T SAY A WORD ABOUT THE DAEDALUS CLASS!(stargate)

If we ever get a smart President who puts this country first I hope it's to limit foreign aid, by 100%, as in end foreign aid. Our national debt is out of control. We need to reverse it.

2:10 I told all you that the BUFF will keep flying at least to the Second Battle of Deep Space 9. Those Dominion and Cardasians are about to have some 20th century whoopass delivered to them.

@michaelplowman8674

6 ай бұрын

We will also have a space capable version of the A22 with a shit load of ballistic munitions just in case of the Borg.

@artbrann

6 ай бұрын

@@michaelplowman8674 more than once, I had a debate with friends about that either retrofit the A10 with some shuttle/fighter grade impulse engines(the peregrine's engines), a mini replicator(to feed the gun), and some life support or design a new spaceframe around the GAU-8 don't even need a warp drive, just launch them from the Akiras(they were supposedly going to be carriers) or hanger mission pods on the nebula variants(one of the books mentions other mission pods besides the sensor and weapon ones)

Ya know I’m starting to understand where the saying “they have fuck you amounts of money” comes from

@willb5278

6 ай бұрын

First time i've heard this and I love it. Where's it from? And to make this more of a trade and less of a theft, Imma share one. I got family in the military and the engineers that design/build shit for them. One thing that's always stuck with me is someone from the MIC describing private sector giants, like Apple or Google, as having 'more money than God'. Remarking that for some budget or another the government was legitimately not able to offer enough payment to get their interest in developing something.

@762x69

6 ай бұрын

@@willb5278its usually used with millionaires or billionaires. Like JK Rowling saying whatever she wants against Trans people because she has F U money, for example. This is the first I've heard applied to the military but it checks out 😂

@eldorados_lost_searcher

6 ай бұрын

​@@willb5278 John Goodman in The Gambler.

@OneBiasedOpinion

6 ай бұрын

Yep. It’s not being put to the best use every year, but a good chunk of it goes into making us the single scariest entity on the planet and I kinda dig that part of living here.

Killed me with “What’s a Proton Torpedo” i’m dyin over here 😆😂🤣

Save the world Mr. Red White and Blue Man…..rolling!

I loved the little "save the world Mr. Red White and Blue" voice lmao

"Save the world Mr. Red, White & Blue Man!" 😂😂😂The voice for that was perfect

4:09 literally every war that has got nothing to do with the US 🤣

We love Grandpa Buff. He’s the best character. 😆🇺🇸🇺🇸

Being America is a lot like being God. You’re stronger than everyone, people think they can challenge you but always fail, you help people constantly yet no one is ever thankful and don’t want you around right up until they need saving, suddenly it’s “please save us America” and once it’s over they go back to hating you, ignoring any and all contributions except for the ones that paint you as the bad guy.

In Germany, most people complain about USA, but when something happens, they cry out for help. Our army was cut to pieces and most people were happy with it. I can only say that despite all the mistakes, you are doing quite well with the army. greetings from germany ,and thanks for the laughs🤩

@LavitosExodius

6 ай бұрын

That's rich consider Germany caused WW2 and indirectly started WW1. Those two wars don't happen and the US would probably still be happily playing the stay off my continent and I don't care what you do game.

@themakebelieverproductions6342

6 ай бұрын

At least someone has the sense to appreciate our work... thank you mien freund(I am sorry I don't speak German) from Michigan, USA

@kanevivi

6 ай бұрын

Honestly I still feel japan and germany are ok to rebuild their forces because alot of the old blood that made us enemies are dead or soon to be. I have heard germany is having alot of issues these days with immigrants and see your country as a good chance of being better allies. Hope you and your loved ones are well. And honestly not just yall, these days it's like anything happens america is the teacher that is called to break up the fight and ends up fighting both kids sometimes.

@OneBiasedOpinion

6 ай бұрын

You guys have some incredibly cool military tech. That XM25 launcher? Brilliant piece of kit, shame we let the Geneva Suggestions put a stop to us fielding it. So I really hate that your country repeatedly kneecaps your own armed forces. I get that mistakes were made in the past, but that’s nearly a century ago and they need to realize that you NEED your army badly in this current day and age!

Nothing like laughing at problems to make it feel a little better, love the work. Keep at it please for the love of humanity 😅

"Save us red white and blue man!" That's what happens when you become a world superpower. If anybody has a problem and they immediately look to the shining beacon of power and destruction first.

I feel like in the year 2245 Buff is gonna be getting a paradox protection core and the ability go through time go back in time to help our current problems.

@renedereus1877

6 ай бұрын

what if....that already happend? Maybe that's why the BUFF has such an already incredible lifespan....hang on there's someone at the do-

@themakebelieverproductions6342

6 ай бұрын

​@@renedereus1877 FBI OPEN UP!

@jackclark1994

6 ай бұрын

David James Did not kill himself!

@renedereus1877

6 ай бұрын

​@@themakebelieverproductions6342 Oh hey guys, you here about the alien spacecraft that landed in my backyard?

Honestly so true... People are tired of us being involved, but as soon as we do what we're told and go away all of the sudden we're heartless

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

6 ай бұрын

Funny fake news and disinformation. Interfering in other nation's internal affair is totally different from asking for Humanitarian help . Unwanted influence, Meddling in local elections, Disinformation, Coup d'etat, Assassinations, Sanctions and embargoes !

@markhirsch6301

6 ай бұрын

They want our stuff, but hate us. It's always that, and it's usually Muslim countries that act this way too ... Weird

The rant at the end is a masterpiece all it's own

So dead on the money it's ridiculous! Thanks for the laughs brother! Semper fi!

Man, even though I’m American, I find myself agreeing with tea and crumpets more and more. It’s just nice to know that all of that defense spending was all to keep the country prepared.

@charityquill4965

6 ай бұрын

I guess in particular instances like this, "it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it". though it still sucks that there would be a need at all

@xjunkxyrdxdog89

6 ай бұрын

I have never once felt afraid of another nation. That's what our budget buys us. Wars are conducted on enemy land. We civlians are immune to our nations conflicts. That security is priceless.

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

6 ай бұрын

​@@xjunkxyrdxdog89 USS Liberty ... 9/11...

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

6 ай бұрын

Nonsense . It's all part of coercing other nations to U$ "suggestions/request" ...to become the World's hegemon !

@joncox1875

6 ай бұрын

It looks crazy until you start considering the logistics of a global force. You want to keep an aircraft carrier on station somewhere like ..oh say.. the IO? Thats a 4 boat rotation. One on station, one working up for deployment, and two in maintenance or refit. US has 12 big boy carriers; thats 3 places you can be all the time; and thats just carriers. If you don't appropriately supply and maintain your capabilities they degrade real fast because the tempo doesn't slow down and you start putting a lot of miles on those hulls and crews.

my dad served in the air force for 25 years and watched his friends fight in the same places repeatedly when he left they were going back too fight in the middle east. he told me its because somehow america is the world police despite every nation condemning us for being that after they ask for aid. in 35 years he has yet too be proven wrong.

@jcarp8471

6 ай бұрын

This is because we are on a major guilt trip for sitting back for YEARS while Japan and Germany (and Italy?) were ravishing the rest of the world. Since then, we feel obligated to stick our nose into anything that can turn bad before another genocide occurs. Sucks... but I would rather us be a proactive "world police" then to burry our heads in the sand again and lettings the rest of the world burn.

@Topshot_37

6 ай бұрын

​@@jcarp8471eh it even goes back farther then that. You can argue that Wilson got the ball rolling on American interventionism and mucking around with other countries affairs.

BUFF is still getting upgrades. Buff: what are Poton torpedoes? USA: Air force you were supposed to redact that.... STAR TREK IS BECOMING REALITY. ❤❤❤ AND BUFF is going to be the first star ship.❤❤

@dyllahn7858

6 ай бұрын

I was shocked to hear it to!

@GoFastGator

6 ай бұрын

There's a meme (more than one actually) out there that lists out all of the Star Trek ships and includes the B-52 Stratofortress - lol.

@Deadxman616

6 ай бұрын

Remember we are the only country that has a space force. Solute it was created to piss off the orginal Sulu... But hey the usn was created because pirates pissed in George Washington's cereal.

@themakebelieverproductions6342

6 ай бұрын

​@@Deadxman616 And because those same pirates pissed in Thomas Jefferson's lunch. He wanted to destroy the pirates, so much, and he got stopped by the Federalists at every turn until his best friend James Madison took office.

@rustyshakelford4232

6 ай бұрын

Ope! Someone here is a Fat Electrician fan! Never know where you'll meet a man of distinguished taste...​@themakebelieverproductions6342

I'm getting tired of it too. Big ass sigh And then being criticized and blamed for all the issues they beg us to deal with.

Damned if we go, damned if we don't.

Pakistan: America. Can you help us with our Taliban problem? America: You made your bed. You get to live with the consequences of having given the Taliban one of the only two ways to survive the American military

@rianmacdonald9454

6 ай бұрын

ALSO - ALL prior defense agreements are now null and void due to you helping the taliban - should be the next line given to them, followed consider yourself an enemy.

@kylezdancewicz7346

6 ай бұрын

Maybe we can revisit this issue in 20 years

@ASNS117Zero

6 ай бұрын

It's like the Thanos quote - You could not live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me.

"What's a Photon Torpedo?" Dude, I'm a trekkie and I'm dead😅😅😅

"Does this mean you're going to cut back on military spending?" America: "VICTORY BY OVERWHELMING FORCE HASN'T LET US DOWN YET!!!"

"What about aliens? ... Yes!" LOLOL

“does this perhaps mean that you're going to cut back on military spending a little?” Hell no😂 what about those aliens?

@rianmacdonald9454

6 ай бұрын

HELL NO. INCREASE THE GAP FUTHER.

@jedimasterdraco6950

6 ай бұрын

And this coming from the place whose naval policy was to have a larger and more powerful fleet than the next two strongest COMBINED. Of course then the United States discovered it was quite good at building ships and the rest is history.

@NeSeeger

6 ай бұрын

Yea we need to first build a death star and an aircraft that can destroy it.

@chris_wizzudz

6 ай бұрын

“What, and give our citizens universal healthcare instead? Hell nah! Lockheed, I want more freedom weapons!!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅”

@themakebelieverproductions6342

6 ай бұрын

​@@chris_wizzudz And yet our Healthcare is still able to keep literal mummies alive... Looking at you, Biden.

That last point is on point, all jokes aside pray for our brothers and sisters serving, and their families ❤️🤍💙

"Are you cutting back on military spend america??" "No were going to double it and give it to someone else"

Seems like it always, "Save the world", and after we save the world it's always followed by, "You don't belong here, take your troops and go home." Talk about gratitude.

I don’t know why but I just love Grandpa Buff every time he’s on makes me smile.

“I’m gettin fkkn tired of it!” Absofrickinglutely!! 😂

I am an Army Brat and as a kid my dad would make it clear that some cultures are better than others. There is a certain part of the world that my father has viewed negatively for the majority of my life. As an adult who pays attention to global issues, I now understand why my dad feels the way his does. I have seen too much American blood spilt for people who will not kick ass and take names because they assume American selflessness and love of freedom will come to save them every time.

It's painfully how accurate this is keep up the good work

Nukes full of water? Kinda like that Yamato

@rykerhoppe4789

6 ай бұрын

Love the comment

@KeeperOfTartarus14

6 ай бұрын

I think I just found the FatElecteician alternate account. Good on ya mate

@rykerhoppe4789

6 ай бұрын

@@KeeperOfTartarus14 it's a fine US mase reef in the ocean

@hyperdimensionbliss

6 ай бұрын

Yamato was a Japanese ship, not Chinese, and nukes weren't involved in her or Musashi's sinking at all. No, a magazine detonation is not a nuke.

@KeeperOfTartarus14

6 ай бұрын

​@@hyperdimensionbliss​he was saying that it's full of water. OP also never stated it was a Chinese ship. Not sure what you are trying to accomplish with the comment.

"Save the world, Mr Red-White-and-Blue Man!" Is essentially what we all say when we ask the USA to intervene.

@anthonylong9067

3 ай бұрын

And then y’all get mad when the USA does

That 100% is your best outro line ever and it couldn't be truer!

I seriously almost spit my water out when Buff "what's a photon torpedo" LOL!

"Are you going to cut back on military spending now?" Asks the guy that REALLY should be spending more on their military

@Apex180

6 ай бұрын

Country broke bud so i don't see that happerning unless its to win votes at the next election

the endpoint of the buff is gonna be a military space shuttle, just as soon as someone figures out a fusion thruster, probably via research into lattice based fusion technologies, ive seen some interesting work in getting lithium deuteride to fuse beryllium in a lattice configuration which lowers the coloumb barrier, literally solid state fusion. fascinating stuff, might be lead to useable form of controlled fusion.

@TacticalRabbit42

6 ай бұрын

Holy shit; someone who knows about lattice... hopefully one day we'll reach the end goal where it's just only the information of the atom in the lattice. Quantum cloning is based

3:30. That’s how I feel about the whole desert.

NGL I laughed in synchronization a bit when UK asked if we’d start cutting back on the military budget