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  • @Sptn051
    @Sptn051Ай бұрын

    "It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid" had me fucking dying! 🤣

  • @Keekay91

    @Keekay91

    Ай бұрын

    I know 😂 I wonder legally if they could let it slide if they state in place of "Waterboarding." "Repairs made."

  • @Veltani

    @Veltani

    Ай бұрын

    I am DEFINITELY putting that one on the list of potential things Geneva might consider war crimes

  • @markmontgomery4784

    @markmontgomery4784

    Ай бұрын

    Must have t-shirt!

  • @kyze8284

    @kyze8284

    Ай бұрын

    I actually just about choked on my water “Oh no! They even got Grandpa believing their bullshit!”

  • @donvielenio8956

    @donvielenio8956

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@DezkoiOnly if Poland not end up adding it to the checklist first.

  • @MurasakiTsukimaru
    @MurasakiTsukimaruАй бұрын

    "You lost an F35?" "I lost an F35." "Where?" "What do you mean where? I just told you I lost it." "You can't be any more specific?" "The ground. It's on the ground." "You want me... to tell my squad.. to look on... 'the ground.'" "Possibly in the air."

  • @shadowonyx0130

    @shadowonyx0130

    Ай бұрын

    I know where is it from, was he also eating a double cheese Goliath with gamersupps?

  • @Gamerguy826

    @Gamerguy826

    Ай бұрын

    Ah, TheRussianBadger. I see you're a man of culture as well. 😃

  • @MurasakiTsukimaru

    @MurasakiTsukimaru

    Ай бұрын

    @@shadowonyx0130 No, it was a double cheese Goliath with extra cheese.

  • @Jie_Hua

    @Jie_Hua

    Ай бұрын

    “Possibly in the air… *HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?”*

  • @theawesomeperson2579

    @theawesomeperson2579

    Ай бұрын

    @@jasonbernal9348 it was heading to disney land if i remeber correctly

  • @user-ym9xg1qy3p
    @user-ym9xg1qy3pАй бұрын

    As a missileer, where most of us love Fallout, the singing Minuteman tickles me.

  • @AmericPet

    @AmericPet

    Ай бұрын

    My God that TV show was awesome! It was so relevant to the games and just badass!

  • @RaydivatheWriter

    @RaydivatheWriter

    Ай бұрын

    So long as he doesn't mention a need to help out another settlement, it's all good.

  • @nattypezman4894

    @nattypezman4894

    Ай бұрын

    I used to take care of the off site water treatment for Titan 2 silo's 😆😆😆

  • @mbyerly9680

    @mbyerly9680

    Ай бұрын

    The song became famous courtesy of Harlan Leonard and his Rockets, but the Ink Spots' version is the best one.

  • @Kepora1
    @Kepora1Ай бұрын

    I need a quartet of HLC Minutemen singing "I don't want to set the world on fire" *RIGHT NOW.*

  • @xeroenna04
    @xeroenna04Ай бұрын

    As a former ICBM maintainer, I appreciate the nod. And the fallout song choice was perfect.

  • @stephenreese3621

    @stephenreese3621

    Ай бұрын

    Thank you for EVERYTHING you did, bro.

  • @GrgLuz

    @GrgLuz

    Ай бұрын

    I thought it was Dr Strangelove finale- but both songs were from the Ink Spots

  • @eldorados_lost_searcher

    @eldorados_lost_searcher

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@GrgLuz That's "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn. Still one of my go-to songs to whistle when stuff is going sideways.

  • @GrgLuz

    @GrgLuz

    Ай бұрын

    @@eldorados_lost_searcher yeah I had to do a Google search to be sure. Great song and movie.

  • @tenchraven

    @tenchraven

    28 күн бұрын

    Released by the Ink Spots in 1941. Would have been wonderful to play on the Enola Gay. Predates the silly video game by just a little bit.

  • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
    @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0Ай бұрын

    "Kid that was a mirrior." I had to pause and break down for a second. The dry delivery was fucking great hahaha

  • @Snargfargle

    @Snargfargle

    Ай бұрын

    I was in a furniture store once with a college girlfriend who kept pestering me to come with her and look around the section of the store where those other people were. I finally had to tell her that those other people were us. The store had a mirror wall to make it look larger.

  • @GrgLuz

    @GrgLuz

    Ай бұрын

    That other F22. The creepy one. He me rolling 😅

  • @CaffinatedCoffee

    @CaffinatedCoffee

    29 күн бұрын

    😂 Had me dying

  • @Jason_Nighthawk

    @Jason_Nighthawk

    28 күн бұрын

    Is your girlfriend okay ​@@Snargfargle? Because it sounds like she lost braincells from that mirror

  • @Toxicwaste_64

    @Toxicwaste_64

    24 күн бұрын

    "What's the problem, big Kim can't get it up?"

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudiosАй бұрын

    "For me to take offense to your opinion I must first respect it." Okay England decided to emulate Daemon Targaryen today and I kinda love that.

  • @markfergerson2145

    @markfergerson2145

    Ай бұрын

    It’s only fair. I mean, last time we respected his opinion was just before we kicked him off our continent…

  • @TheRibottoStudios

    @TheRibottoStudios

    Ай бұрын

    @@markfergerson2145 lol yeah can't blame em lol

  • @Rebellions

    @Rebellions

    29 күн бұрын

    ​@@markfergerson2145 And funnily enough, that time was because he wouldnt respect our opinion too...

  • @allxredstar2249
    @allxredstar224929 күн бұрын

    "Performance Issues, One out of five actually.." HELL YEAH, Avengers 2012 reference! (Tony Vs. Loki Scene on the Battle of New York).

  • @NovexusNui777
    @NovexusNui777Ай бұрын

    The Raptor wanting to avenge his fellow 5th Gen, that's so wholesome.

  • @NeSeeger

    @NeSeeger

    Ай бұрын

    Big brother doesnt like it when you pick on their little brother

  • @NovexusNui777

    @NovexusNui777

    Ай бұрын

    @@NeSeeger indeed

  • @jdluntjr76226

    @jdluntjr76226

    Ай бұрын

    And grandpa Buff - he loves grandpa Buff so much😊

  • @onebigd313

    @onebigd313

    Ай бұрын

    As menacing as wholesome can be

  • @archangeldo913

    @archangeldo913

    Ай бұрын

    Still waiting for his fight with physics. Money’s still on the kid.

  • @DemitriVladMaximov
    @DemitriVladMaximovАй бұрын

    So the F-35 made a wrong turn at Albuquerque and crashed into the ground...I am happy the pilot survived. However I feel that somehow after he has recovered, said pilot is going to have his call-sign changed to Buggs; not because I want to make a bad joke, but that's just how the Air Force is. Also if the F-35 doesn't have a comment about his first words upon waking up being "What's up Doc?", it would be a missed opportunity.

  • @Jadefox32

    @Jadefox32

    Ай бұрын

    gotta end the segment with the merry melodies tune as well

  • @BlastGT1

    @BlastGT1

    Ай бұрын

    The F-35 should have learned from NASCAR and made that left turn.

  • @stevemansfield3449

    @stevemansfield3449

    Ай бұрын

    ^^ He is not wrong.... That's all folks!

  • @TheMrMused

    @TheMrMused

    Ай бұрын

    Eh .. AF test pilot transferring that USMC 35B to Edwards for more upgrades after having some mods done in Fort Worth. Probably not gonna change his callsign, but I agree "What's up, Doc" would be priceless and a tragic miss if it weren't the first thing out! If he weren't a test pilot, ohhhhh yeah, I think they'd strongly consider a rename to Buggs. :D

  • @jarrenrochester1879

    @jarrenrochester1879

    Ай бұрын

    Shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.

  • @Mia-vwM
    @Mia-vwMАй бұрын

    If its not beer battered and fried i dont want it.

  • @mtmadigan82
    @mtmadigan8229 күн бұрын

    The f-22 being a complete maniac always makes me smile. It fits. He'll be eating lead paint or fighting raccoons, but in an instant he'll demand the hanger doors open so he can go deliver some vengeance 😂

  • @VeryBeowulf

    @VeryBeowulf

    3 күн бұрын

    Or doing some sort of weird kinkster sh!t with a car battery.

  • @drew506
    @drew506Ай бұрын

    That whole segment with the North Koreans thinking they’re the first one in space should’ve had ol’ Rusky butting in about how HE was the first in space.

  • @KRDecade2009

    @KRDecade2009

    Ай бұрын

    And then Germany busting saying “No, it was me. A V-2 did it. Oh and your welcome for the extra help on the homework”

  • @jaceh5109

    @jaceh5109

    Ай бұрын

    ​@KRDecade2009 I read this with a German accent and it's hilarious 😂

  • @LRK-GT

    @LRK-GT

    Ай бұрын

    Maybe didn't want to 'wrestle with' the (modern) animal rights violations. Kinda bad PR these days to admit you sent pupper(s) into orbit, to perish.

  • @0giwan

    @0giwan

    Ай бұрын

    Same.

  • @potatorat2508

    @potatorat2508

    Ай бұрын

    @@KRDecade2009ultrakill reference?

  • @kitsunescharnhorst9712
    @kitsunescharnhorst9712Ай бұрын

    "I don't want to set the world on fire" hit hard 😂😂😂

  • @maxxod1

    @maxxod1

    Ай бұрын

    “War, war never changes”.

  • @Davidsladky135

    @Davidsladky135

    Ай бұрын

    The Brotherhood of Steel has entered the chat 😂

  • @benn454

    @benn454

    Ай бұрын

    ​@majorjared21I mean it's not like it was a famous popular song for 50 years before Fallout was ever thought of, or anything... 🙄

  • @cutedogsgettingcuddles9862

    @cutedogsgettingcuddles9862

    Ай бұрын

    I don't believe that ICBM for a moment. It absolutely wants to do its job and fulfill its primary purpose! Just make sure you aim it at the legion instead of NCR...

  • @kassandraofodyssey6475

    @kassandraofodyssey6475

    Ай бұрын

    @@benn454 Yeah even as a Fallout fan, “Fallout music” is just stupid.

  • @montecorbit8280
    @montecorbit8280Ай бұрын

    At 3:32 "....went down outside of Albuquerque...." *Affecting a Bugs Bunny voice*: "I knew I should have took a left turn at Albuquerque!!...."

  • @mikehughes4969
    @mikehughes4969Ай бұрын

    The nuclear missile singing I don't want to set the world on fire was nothing short of a absolute fuck ton of Pure Fucking Awesome.😂😂😂

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492Ай бұрын

    "The first country to put something into space" WOW, delusion and denial are priceless 😅.

  • @jonnycarcano

    @jonnycarcano

    Ай бұрын

    The US put a train in space in 1944.

  • @jonnycarcano

    @jonnycarcano

    Ай бұрын

    @@HarleyBradford2003 Well, the crew of the USS Barb did anyway. A 55 pound scuttling charge will turn just about anything into an improvised spacecraft.

  • @robertf3479

    @robertf3479

    Ай бұрын

    Delusion and denial go hand in hand for the DoRKs and West Taiwan.

  • @hollunk6969

    @hollunk6969

    Ай бұрын

    @@jonnycarcano and Russian tanks are helping their tankers become astronauts

  • @pirobot668beta

    @pirobot668beta

    Ай бұрын

    I was stationed in South Korea, 1976. We got to see some of the weird propaganda the North was producing. Did you know that Dear Leader invented Kodachrome film and three-phase power? Not only that, he perfected jet engines, electric lights and paved roads. It was sad seeing people 'overcome with emotion' throwing themselves at his feet.

  • @RockThekami
    @RockThekamiАй бұрын

    "It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid." Good God

  • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it

    @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it

    Ай бұрын

    I mean, he technically is correct which is the best kind of correct.

  • @monsterhunterrivi6303

    @monsterhunterrivi6303

    Ай бұрын

    The kid id all about geneva suggestions and warcrimes 😂❤

  • @tehpw7574

    @tehpw7574

    Ай бұрын

    (since it was a Marine F-35...) "It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid pumped from an HSU-1".... FTR, I THINK the marines use something other than HSU's... but it would be funnier if they used an HSU or a PMU-55/E.... I'm old.

  • @evananderson1455

    @evananderson1455

    Ай бұрын

    Don't tell Canada

  • @CoffeeQuilava

    @CoffeeQuilava

    Ай бұрын

    @@monsterhunterrivi6303 f22 kzread.info4Le8LZ0sEOM?app=desktop

  • @HFoosey
    @HFoosey28 күн бұрын

    “Hate to break up the bromance over here” lmaoo 😭😭

  • @FirstDragon777
    @FirstDragon777Ай бұрын

    Damn, Britain coming in with the burns! Who pissed in his tea?

  • @sanguinemde5031

    @sanguinemde5031

    Ай бұрын

    Everyone.....everyone is pissing in our tea right now and we are getting a little bit annoyed.

  • @generalnawaki

    @generalnawaki

    Ай бұрын

    Canada took his tea away until he can figure himself out.

  • @Spekor

    @Spekor

    Ай бұрын

    @@sanguinemde5031 i'd say get your political shit show under control. but.. i live in the usa.. so... glass houses... >.> you'd think with how absolutely dismal things have been since brexit everyone would have gotten a clue about the conservatives in the UK. but.... NOPE!!! but again.. glass houses :glares at cheetoh-hitler: i hope that man goes to pound you in the ass prison... and soon...

  • @CryoJnik

    @CryoJnik

    Ай бұрын

    Chris Jericho

  • @murlock666

    @murlock666

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@sanguinemde5031 That made me chuckle, thank you for brightening my day :)

  • @ZeFroz3n0ne907
    @ZeFroz3n0ne907Ай бұрын

    Whats wrong? Big Kim can't get it up? 😆

  • @AmericPet

    @AmericPet

    Ай бұрын

    ". . . Performance issues. 1 in 5 . . ." Tony Stark reference.

  • @foxicecube

    @foxicecube

    Ай бұрын

    cant get up*

  • @ZeFroz3n0ne907

    @ZeFroz3n0ne907

    Ай бұрын

    @@foxicecube You guys have way too much time on your hands.

  • @williamsekely1476

    @williamsekely1476

    Ай бұрын

    You have me rolling!

  • @ZeFroz3n0ne907

    @ZeFroz3n0ne907

    29 күн бұрын

    @@williamsekely1476 😆

  • @BboyCorrosive
    @BboyCorrosiveАй бұрын

    Great... and now I've started saying "tha great Chynah" at work, outloud, to myself 😌

  • @ladyfreedomrocks

    @ladyfreedomrocks

    12 күн бұрын

    Great Chynah??? Oh! You're talking about West Taiwan.

  • @kireduhai9428
    @kireduhai9428Ай бұрын

    "I think that's called Martial Law." "Yeah that's about what we need every time we try and make any new rules, it was hard enough getting everybody to wear masks a couple years ago." ...words cannot encapsulate exactly how cringeworthy that exchange was, especially in light of the hindsight we have now.

  • @builtbroken3558

    @builtbroken3558

    29 күн бұрын

    If the mortality rate isn't indicating an extinction event, why would we forcefully inject the entire human population with an "experimental vaccine"? Go anti-vaxx yourself.

  • @sparc77
    @sparc77Ай бұрын

    Cute Minuteman cameo. I'd like to see grandpa buff talking to a Titan II about the old days and power. ;)

  • @stephenreese3621

    @stephenreese3621

    Ай бұрын

    Or Uncle atlas...... lol

  • @kannarzoltan7006

    @kannarzoltan7006

    Ай бұрын

    Peacekeeper cameo when

  • @sparc77

    @sparc77

    29 күн бұрын

    @@kannarzoltan7006 oops...on second glance, you're right.

  • @Cedar_Wolf
    @Cedar_WolfАй бұрын

    Can Great Britain ground an entire nation? Well, he *is* father to 62 other countries, so...

  • @user-bg7ol6kz1y

    @user-bg7ol6kz1y

    Ай бұрын

    You mean abusive step father-

  • @arisendevil

    @arisendevil

    Ай бұрын

    Of course we can ....smh 😂

  • @TheOmegaXicor

    @TheOmegaXicor

    Ай бұрын

    @@user-bg7ol6kz1y hey, we adopted you and taught you to speak the language of the rest of the world, the bruises and the missing kidney are fair trade. (I am really joking before anyone takes offense)

  • @josephcrippen1222

    @josephcrippen1222

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah then we kicked our dad's butt

  • @BlackAirforcesgaming

    @BlackAirforcesgaming

    Ай бұрын

    Ohh you about to light a fuse. Do I hear “fortunate son”?

  • @Hellspartan
    @HellspartanАй бұрын

    That was one of the most fire ways for the that song to be singed by 2:13, also we appreciate the fact that the F22 literally cares about everyone but is seen as the weird one

  • @julietlima5564
    @julietlima5564Ай бұрын

    The ICBM singing the "Fallout" song by The Ink Spots was brilliant and priceless!

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418Ай бұрын

    “Big Kim can’t get it up”. Most. Savage. Burn. Ever.

  • @MultiSteveB

    @MultiSteveB

    29 күн бұрын

    That burn was big enough to deorbit the Moon.

  • @jacobgomos2418

    @jacobgomos2418

    29 күн бұрын

    Can’t argue with that. Speaking of which. Who else saw the title before watching the video and thought that it had something to do with Elton John?

  • @orionwright7790
    @orionwright7790Ай бұрын

    Can we all agree that the kid having a rally call of “For grandpa buff and the 35” sounds dope as hell

  • @hefty123
    @hefty12328 күн бұрын

    Your channel and the fat electrician are literally my favorite on KZread. Keep up the great work.

  • @blakestewart7533
    @blakestewart7533Ай бұрын

    "The difference is... you're fucking trying" is terrifying. U.S. out hear with one state making a little more ammo, imagine what all 50 could do.

  • @RichelieuUnlimited

    @RichelieuUnlimited

    Ай бұрын

    Well European production capacity is set to reach 1.7 million shells this year and the US isn’t making L/52 barrels, maybe expand HIMARS, ATACMS and Patriot instead.

  • @OddlyIncredible

    @OddlyIncredible

    Ай бұрын

    Rumor has it that the US could ramp to 50k rounds _per day_ of total ammo production _within 72 hours_ if there was a need. And that's probably outdated info at this point.

  • @crem9607

    @crem9607

    Ай бұрын

    Technically it's just 1 factory in 1 state in 1 city (Mesquite, Texas) also. Just imagine if the Pentagon opened a 2nd.

  • @OddlyIncredible

    @OddlyIncredible

    Ай бұрын

    @@crem9607 And that's the factory that's active. Plenty of others are capable of ammo production at scale but just aren't doing it.

  • @Spinikar

    @Spinikar

    Ай бұрын

    It's why the US is and will continue to be the world's super power. The joke about "the difference is your trying" really hits the nail on the head. The US is dedicating such a tiny amount of thier full military capability to Ukraine, and are dedicating a fraction of thier industrial capability to making military hardware to either restock or send to Ukraine. Logistics wins wars. I know there's going to be a lot of fan boys trying to argue the point that Russia isnt fully on a war economy either, which has some truth, but the fact is, right now they are pouring tons of manpower, military weapons and material into Ukraine. If they could spin up and march to Kiev, then that's what they would do. It's clear to see the world over, that Russia while still able to make a lot of weapons, doesn't have the capability to match the West. What logical reason would a nation have to bog down and bleed out in Ukraine? If Russia had the capability to end the war right now, why wait? It's a simple truth, Russia simply does not have the capacity to match the West, and would ultimately be bleed dry in a full confrontation.

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ifyАй бұрын

    “I don’t want to set the world on fire” 😂 my inner fallout giggle for a sec

  • @theforkedman3030
    @theforkedman3030Ай бұрын

    Lol the kid pulling the "it's not a war crime the first time" rule out.

  • @stephenreese3621

    @stephenreese3621

    Ай бұрын

    Shout out to the fat electrician!!!!!! My other favorite channel!

  • @truffliegg6662
    @truffliegg666229 күн бұрын

    Bro the iron man reference was spot on. Thats always been one of my favorite quotes of his.

  • @greg8106
    @greg8106Ай бұрын

    I don't know whether it's impressive or scary that you keep all these characters straight in your head and are able to have a full blown conversation with yourself that we all follow 😅

  • @therabbitwizard2296
    @therabbitwizard2296Ай бұрын

    I love how the F22 is this weird family man. He is allowed to talk badly about America aircraft, but no one else is.

  • @HubiKoshi

    @HubiKoshi

    Ай бұрын

    A proud "Only I can bully my siblings" family tradition

  • @bluephoenix9293
    @bluephoenix9293Ай бұрын

    The F22 is about to throw hands for his family. I respect it 💪

  • @kanehodder3459

    @kanehodder3459

    Ай бұрын

    I mean he can't fight gravity..... right?

  • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy

    @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy

    Ай бұрын

    ​@kanehodder3459 Doesn't stop him from trying.

  • @redking4260
    @redking4260Ай бұрын

    The world on fire scene was funny been listening to that somg for a couple weeks beforhand and the double pun with the fallout games chefs kiss

  • @minemaster2392
    @minemaster2392Ай бұрын

    Gotta admit, raptor is the one guy in any friend group where if any one of them asks to get people at his side, Raptor will be the first one to show up.

  • @shaneyarborough5299
    @shaneyarborough5299Ай бұрын

    "Fluid-boarding" would be a horrible way to be tortured lol

  • @cybercifrado

    @cybercifrado

    Ай бұрын

    Let's up the ante some. Use ferrofluids and a high-powered oscillating electromagnet. >:)

  • @TartarusHunter

    @TartarusHunter

    Ай бұрын

    @@cybercifrado Jesus Christ. Interrogation doesn't really work when you pull an X-men 2 on the poor bastard.

  • @lonnyyoung4285

    @lonnyyoung4285

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@cybercifradoPull a bit of a Magneto?

  • @AFE-VoidSmasher

    @AFE-VoidSmasher

    Ай бұрын

    still though, It's not a war crime the first time, Prove the F22 was the culprit

  • @tearstoneactual9773

    @tearstoneactual9773

    Ай бұрын

    At least he's not fluid-boarding with gasoline or JP-6...

  • @TheRussianFloofCat
    @TheRussianFloofCatАй бұрын

    Just between you and me, I caught that Avenger's reference

  • @therealbahamut

    @therealbahamut

    Ай бұрын

    1 out of 5 of us probably did.

  • @colewest7096

    @colewest7096

    Ай бұрын

    What did I miss?

  • @willsteffel3102

    @willsteffel3102

    Ай бұрын

    He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did!

  • @tesseracttitan6445

    @tesseracttitan6445

    Ай бұрын

    I got that reference

  • @Crttyt67

    @Crttyt67

    Ай бұрын

    I understood that reference

  • @gufo_tave
    @gufo_taveАй бұрын

    OK, I would never though I would ever see grandpa BUFF do a "Temper, Temper" move on the Kid 🤣🤣

  • @kamakazboom6127
    @kamakazboom6127Ай бұрын

    2:05 What 'chu mean "not a great singer"? That was damn good.

  • @TheEDFLegacy
    @TheEDFLegacyАй бұрын

    🎵🎶 _"I don't want to set the wooooorld on fiiiiireeeee"_ 🎶🎵

  • @Eeve3_Lord

    @Eeve3_Lord

    Ай бұрын

    I just want to start... A flame in your heart....

  • @AustinBlack28

    @AustinBlack28

    Ай бұрын

    @@Eeve3_Lordin my heart i have one...deeeesirree

  • @Parker-pc3te

    @Parker-pc3te

    Ай бұрын

    @@Eeve3_LordAnd……that one is youuu….no other will dooooo

  • @longwlenguyen4214

    @longwlenguyen4214

    Ай бұрын

    Maaaayyyybe you will think of me. When you’re alllllll alone. Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe……..

  • @AustinBlack28

    @AustinBlack28

    Ай бұрын

    @@Parker-pc3te Ive lost all Ambition,A world Reaclaimed

  • @Xenodragon
    @XenodragonАй бұрын

    Checking in on the Minuteman was glorious. Getting a peak at what the WMDs are up to just makes me think they are supremely casual.

  • @trplankowner3323
    @trplankowner3323Ай бұрын

    When there's more of you than ALL other fifth generation fighters, it tends to appear that you crash a lot. Especially when your primary mission is suppression of enemy air defenses.

  • @darkkrenify
    @darkkrenify29 күн бұрын

    "for me to take offence to your opinion i must first respect it" has got to be the best back hander you have done yet it just put a grin on my face because it reminded me of an argument i had with an american mate of mine last week

  • @Manlikegibbon
    @ManlikegibbonАй бұрын

    Now that wasn't a bad rendition of I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire.

  • @Significantpower
    @SignificantpowerАй бұрын

    Someone stop the Raptor before he tries to turn the Three Gorges Dam into an Ace Combat mission.

  • @KayPrescesky

    @KayPrescesky

    Ай бұрын

    New idea: make that a custom map in Ace Combat.

  • @Significantpower

    @Significantpower

    Ай бұрын

    @@KayPrescesky If the Raptor starts quoting Torres I am DONE.

  • @marialourainebanosia26

    @marialourainebanosia26

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@KayPresceskycan you do that in ace combat?

  • @joeblow5214

    @joeblow5214

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Significantpower

  • @craigquann
    @craigquannАй бұрын

    Lol. At first I thought all us "colonists" were about to get scolded by pops....

  • @flyingturret208thecannon5
    @flyingturret208thecannon5Ай бұрын

    I just want to start a flame in your heart The Ink Spots did a pretty good job dropping that banger though.

  • @troublesome3546
    @troublesome3546Ай бұрын

    Unlike most people, I get my news from a reliable source. Keep up the great work HLC! I’m planning on going in to the Marines soon, wish me luck!

  • @robertf3479

    @robertf3479

    Ай бұрын

    Best of luck to you youngster! What flavor crayon do you prefer? Just kidding. I worked with a lot of Marines during my Navy career, both ashore and afloat. Other than my old shipmates there is no one I would rather have at my side or back when it all gets too real. Semper Fi from an old 'Gator Sailor.

  • @habitual_linecrosser

    @habitual_linecrosser

    Ай бұрын

    Good luck don't quit. The military is easy if you don't quit

  • @markfergerson2145

    @markfergerson2145

    Ай бұрын

    From the jarheads I know, once you graduate Boot you won’t need luck.

  • @trailblazer632
    @trailblazer632Ай бұрын

    If its not beer battered and fried i dont want it😂

  • @Juxtaposedjoker

    @Juxtaposedjoker

    Ай бұрын

    The American way!

  • @thundabolt7867

    @thundabolt7867

    Ай бұрын

    @@Juxtaposedjoker Seems you lot atleast took one other thing from us Brits, if we have one thing in common its using that combo on anything edible

  • @archangeldo913

    @archangeldo913

    Ай бұрын

    That is literally Fish and Chips.

  • @trailblazer632

    @trailblazer632

    Ай бұрын

    @thundabolt7867 thats because its the only food you have that has seasonings lol yall took over the world for spices and then didnt use them in your food....

  • @thundabolt7867

    @thundabolt7867

    Ай бұрын

    @@trailblazer632 I mean you have a fair point. But why make food with spices when you can just steal the recipes.

  • @thedeckerdude5871
    @thedeckerdude5871Ай бұрын

    "Its not waterboarding if its hydraulic fluid" is the greatest line to have ever been spoken 🤣

  • @christopherfaulkenberry
    @christopherfaulkenberryАй бұрын

    Hats off to Scotland for not giving a 💩 Oh, and best quote of the video "I'll get the truth out of you, it's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid". That line deserves an Italian 'Kiss of Perfection'. (NOTE: I'm not Italian, but I do love quality pasta and homemade sauce.)

  • @billyccall5774
    @billyccall5774Ай бұрын

    "I don't want to set the world on fire" has become the official anthem of nuclear holocaust 💀

  • @327efrain
    @327efrainАй бұрын

    “Kid that was a mirror” really got me haha

  • @mrgoober6320
    @mrgoober6320Ай бұрын

    I know the F-22 is air force only, but he's really displaying marine-like tendencies...

  • @MFCSteele
    @MFCSteeleАй бұрын

    "Pilot error and...gravity." Goddamn it, gravity, you always win!

  • @KiithnarasAshaa

    @KiithnarasAshaa

    29 күн бұрын

    Gravity really does _always_ win.

  • @spooge1oh1
    @spooge1oh1Ай бұрын

    "It's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid" needs to be on a shirt!

  • @OutlandStation

    @OutlandStation

    Ай бұрын

    Pairs well with The Fat Electrician's "Is not a war crime the first time" shirt!

  • @swansinatorjr3453
    @swansinatorjr3453Ай бұрын

    The UK being on demon time has been an unexpected yet welcome development

  • @avalsnep9910
    @avalsnep9910Ай бұрын

    Your singing was fine! In tune and the perfect vibrato don’t sell yourself short

  • @skrimshaw72
    @skrimshaw72Ай бұрын

    I love it when Scotland makes an appearance. 🤣

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748Ай бұрын

    Love how the entire air force group is willing to do everything for eachother! Who threw United Kingdom's tea into the harbor though!

  • @creanero

    @creanero

    Ай бұрын

    I think "their own prime minister" is the answer to your second comment. Announcing "we're bringing back conscription" may not be the election-winning strategy he thought it would be.

  • @kennethramirez6546

    @kennethramirez6546

    Ай бұрын

    First time?

  • @sleepyancient6655

    @sleepyancient6655

    29 күн бұрын

    ​​@@creanero Not just that. The British "Conservative" party have been implementing socialist reforms for decades and the people are tired of it. They took Brexit and used it to become more socialist, which is the opposite of what the population expected when they voted to separate from the EU. They've introduced so many immigrants (fighting age men who claim to be refugees while their wives and kids are in the supposed danger zone) that the locals are finding themselves increasingly displaced. Last year Russia arrested over 800 people for posting something unpopular on social(ist) media. Britain arrested 3300. Generally, "conservatives" in Europe are very different from "conservatives" in North America. So some of this leftist behavior being baked into the party isn't uncommon nor unexpected. But they're off their rockers entirely. Unfortunately the people who are like North American conservatives over there have no real party to vote for. Some of them will vote Labour party in order to punish the current socialist conservatives in power. Conscription is literally only the icing on the expired cake.

  • @creanero

    @creanero

    29 күн бұрын

    ​@@sleepyancient6655 I'm... baffled by this comment. I've heard plenty of criticism of the Tories before, but "Socialist" has very rarely been among them. Indeed, much of the criticism I've ever heard about them from my British friends is very much the opposite. Certainly, it seems that the bulk of the electorate are leaning to the left of them, especially as Labour under Keir Starmer have put a lot of effort into claiming the centre-ground of British politics. Very little of the Conservatives' recent policies have been towards redistribution of wealth. I can't see any characteristics of Brexit or the related agreements that would make it socialist. I'm curious, are you British yourself? I'm Irish, so we see a lot of their politics, but at something of a remove.

  • @alexdawson5293

    @alexdawson5293

    29 күн бұрын

    ​@@creaneroBrit here. I have no idea what that previous person is on about. The Tories have systematically gutted everything that might remotely be considered socialist. Hell, if you want to see what a defund the police looks like, look at Britain. So defunded that there are reports of police having to share trousers

  • @dylanmarsh2773
    @dylanmarsh2773Ай бұрын

    Scotland had me in tears within the first 70 seconds 😭

  • @foracal5608
    @foracal5608Ай бұрын

    As much as 22 and 35 argue... 22 really does love his little brother 35

  • @ProfPyro
    @ProfPyroАй бұрын

    Thank you HLC for being hilarious and informative. The aid bills going to American manufacturing jobs is something I didn't realize until you pointed it out in a previous video.

  • @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    Ай бұрын

    Crony capitalism via Gov subsidies ! War is a racket indeed !

  • @iamza.
    @iamza.Ай бұрын

    Avengers Iron Man and Fallout references. Nice.

  • @Hibonbon
    @HibonbonАй бұрын

    “The other F22, the real creepy one” “Kid that was a mirror” 😂 trying so hard not to laugh while I’m at work but that got me

  • @oriontherealironman
    @oriontherealironmanАй бұрын

    Love the Fallout 3 ref 😂

  • @underinet
    @underinet29 күн бұрын

    0:55 the best answer to anybody 😂😂😂

  • @Belligerent_Herald
    @Belligerent_HeraldАй бұрын

    Having spent near on a decade more or less covered in mil-prf-83282, that is a threat that must be taken seriously.

  • @riktor3005
    @riktor3005Ай бұрын

    Someone needs to tell the UK they're invited to the Boston harbor for a tea party 2.0

  • @arisendevil

    @arisendevil

    Ай бұрын

    Sure....you bring the tango jizzweasle, we'll bring our free health care

  • @riverraven7359

    @riverraven7359

    Ай бұрын

    LEAVE THE TEA ALONE

  • @Punx63
    @Punx63Ай бұрын

    The missile fallout thing was gold.

  • @albertjoseph754
    @albertjoseph75429 күн бұрын

    'It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid.' Just awesome.

  • @stephenreese3621
    @stephenreese3621Ай бұрын

    Fuck yes!!!!!! Minuteman III came out to play!!!!!! I think his name should be MIRV......

  • @OddlyIncredible

    @OddlyIncredible

    Ай бұрын

    Merv the Minuteman - global delivery of portable sunshine within 30 minutes or your next mushroom patch is free!

  • @stephenreese3621

    @stephenreese3621

    Ай бұрын

    @@OddlyIncredible I fucking love it!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @laudsrealm188
    @laudsrealm188Ай бұрын

    I almost lost my shit when the ICBM started singing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ravespillo
    @RavespilloАй бұрын

    I never thought I'd actually experience such a strong desire rooting for the kid to get his intercept. Thank you Internet, thank you HLC...

  • @frijoles_man1215
    @frijoles_man1215Ай бұрын

    I love the Avengers reference, and the singing.

  • @jamiejones7730
    @jamiejones7730Ай бұрын

    America- I don't want to set the world on fire 🎵 Everyone else- your military budget says otherwise.....and Texas

  • @HammerOn-bu7gx

    @HammerOn-bu7gx

    Ай бұрын

    The world need not worry if Texas is in play. The world needs to worry if FLORIDA MAN is in play!

  • @ladyfreedomrocks

    @ladyfreedomrocks

    12 күн бұрын

    We don't want to set the world on fire. But If the world pushes us, we will happily turn it black and blue.

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindredАй бұрын

    If you, or someone you know who has drank heavy water, are suffering from prolonged Rocket Dysfunction, which includes failure to get verticle lift, you may be eligible for compensation. Don't hesitate to contact the firm of HA-HA-Droopy-Nation and join the dozens of others involved in this class action. We won't care.

  • @John-qv7sy
    @John-qv7sy28 күн бұрын

    America's comeback should have been " Except clearly you do respect my opinion or you wouldn't have validated it by responding to it in a manner that suggests the opinion itself was valid". Or "if you don't respect my opinion why respond to it in a way that validates it, getting stronger, proving me right that you were weak?" America's opinion was that the UK is weak, so the UK responded by getting stronger, which validates America's opinion that they were weak, meaning they respect America's opinion. Remember-Technically correct is the best type of correct.

  • @jimkeats891
    @jimkeats891Ай бұрын

    F-22 "where's the other F-22? He creeped me out!" BUFF - "Kid, that was a mirror" I spit beer all over my computer laughing at that!!!

  • @benhawkinson5308
    @benhawkinson5308Ай бұрын

    HLC being in a whole family that can sing that's not bad. Keep up the good work.

  • @krissycats1
    @krissycats1Ай бұрын

    1:55 was that... was that a Tony Stark reference?

  • @jacked4080

    @jacked4080

    29 күн бұрын

    It sure was

  • @Donsoto97
    @Donsoto97Ай бұрын

    That fact that I’m watching while fallout3 loads up is great

  • @algernopkrieger138
    @algernopkrieger13829 күн бұрын

    Bold to assume the orcs can read, most of the country doesn't even have running water or toilets! Keep up the awesome work HLC, much love from your "reason for the Geneva Convention" neighbors to the north!

  • @duncanburtt7943
    @duncanburtt7943Ай бұрын

    "For grandpa Buff and the 35!!!" - The Kid, 2024

  • @JoseAlba87
    @JoseAlba87Ай бұрын

    The Kid Should have another Dream 😂. How about acting like Batman signals, the only time we will see him is when crossing the moon 🌙 as the shadow of night

  • @Jackyboy450
    @Jackyboy450Ай бұрын

    “I don’t want to set the world on fire” fucking slayed me 😂😂😂

  • @Shawn_the_Protogen
    @Shawn_the_ProtogenАй бұрын

    Between me watching Fallout tv show and playing a lot of Fallout 4 and NV, when that Minuteman started singing, I immediatly started singing out of reflex 😂

  • @thestew57
    @thestew57Ай бұрын

    French fried beer battered problem... classic

  • @janimal20
    @janimal20Ай бұрын

    Low key that singing voice wasn’t bad

  • @tabletopgamingwithwolfphototec
    @tabletopgamingwithwolfphototecАй бұрын

    The fact the F-22 thinks gravity is a conspiracy theory, cracked me up. 😂

  • @MajesticDemonLord
    @MajesticDemonLordАй бұрын

    Honestly - this is the most love I've seen from an American to Britain.

  • @averagegingernut434
    @averagegingernut434Ай бұрын

    As a British person, fuck that one particular party.

  • @JustSomeDudee

    @JustSomeDudee

    Ай бұрын

    Absolutely, this brit concures.

  • @7stormy334

    @7stormy334

    Ай бұрын

    @majorjared21 Conservatives also known as Tories

  • @markkiefer3243

    @markkiefer3243

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@7stormy334Tories did Brexit, yes? Yeah I can see why people are upset with them.

  • @hollunk6969

    @hollunk6969

    Ай бұрын

    @@markkiefer3243 Tories are also the reason we've gotten a reputation of being spineless in recent years.

  • @wdukes50

    @wdukes50

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@hollunk6969and yet mandatory service might give yall a pair to have you bunch of tea drinking crumpet eating pansies

  • @crucial0072
    @crucial0072Ай бұрын

    That Tony Stark reference did me in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Micheal_Mayor7592

    @Micheal_Mayor7592

    Ай бұрын

    Where?

  • @jacked4080

    @jacked4080

    Ай бұрын

    Same

  • @jacked4080

    @jacked4080

    Ай бұрын

    @@Micheal_Mayor7592right at the 1:47 mark

  • @penguinboy1991

    @penguinboy1991

    Ай бұрын

    i literally was going through all the comments hoping i wasn't the only one that noticed it

  • @JimBurly
    @JimBurlyАй бұрын

    Can we get an episode of ground vehicles? Just like humvees, LMTVs, MRAPs. I imagine them to be like king of the hill characters just looking at the aircraft and wondering why they all sound the way they do.😂

  • @HammerOn-bu7gx
    @HammerOn-bu7gxАй бұрын

    Wait... is the F-22 trying to out-Canada, Canada with a new Geneva Suggestion? "It's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid..."

  • @matthewriordon
    @matthewriordonАй бұрын

    I don't want to set the world on fire 😂😂😂

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