I mean, he's not wrong. Breakfast served after 1pm IS just lunch

@Arcalargo

5 күн бұрын

But why is 1pm the cutoff?

@dr.floridamanphd

5 күн бұрын

It’s the best kind of lunch 🤤

@anotherHelldiver

5 күн бұрын

But do Pancakes, Waffles and eggs become described as Lunch foods after 1 PM?

@owenmaleski2203

5 күн бұрын

Breakfast for dinner is still the best

@theshadyprotector8412

5 күн бұрын

I'm more worried that someone from the fudge factory is actually aware of what goes on in the world and what time it is.

Taking NK soldiers who love their country so much they risk life and limb to defect, and then brining them to an open combat zone 1000's of miles away from home and hope they don't just run to freedom?... it's a bold strategy Cotton... I'll give em that.

@dr.floridamanphd

5 күн бұрын

Pierogi? What is that? Food? Gimme gimme gimme! 😂

@steffanyschwartz7801

5 күн бұрын

I bet some of them gun it while in transit. Lot of open space

@PlaylistProleteriat

5 күн бұрын

at least 25% would defect, 25% surrender immediately, the other half still a poorly trainer force will be KIA

@malcire

5 күн бұрын

Eh. The slave labor that NK rents out to other places tend to stick to the script more often than I would expect. Plus, regardless how shitty Russian rations are, still probably better than in UK.

@Sman7290

5 күн бұрын

Let's see if it pays off for them.

So who else thinks a lot of those NK soldiers will defect the second they get the chance once they arrive in Ukraine?

@CLNCJD94

5 күн бұрын

Damn you mean to tell me we can weaken TWO rival enemies without getting any of our soldiers involved? This is the most Us beneficial special military operation ever performed.

@gryphonosiris2577

5 күн бұрын

Depends on if they still have family who are hostages... I mean, still living in North Korea.

@therebornlycan5220

5 күн бұрын

I'd say almost immediately if not the parasecond any commanding officer looks away

@N7-WAR-HOUND

5 күн бұрын

They’d only send soldiers with family children living parents… Actually they probably don’t have that many soldiers that fit the bill anyway

@brandonreiser7739

5 күн бұрын

McDonald's! We need you to jump on supplying a couple of pallets of Happy Meals. One Happy Meal for each NK soldier, more food than they've had in the past month, and a toy? They won't go back.

“You built and sank your own bath toy” 😂😂 1:46

@koalactrl

5 күн бұрын

So what did Russia do / sink of their own boats?

@dobber43

5 күн бұрын

I mean their carrier has a habit of self immolation ​@@koalactrl

@kylezdancewicz7346

5 күн бұрын

@@dobber43You mean super advanced thermal distraction caused by explosion Russia cigars and not the carrier being terrible

@sleepyancient6655

4 күн бұрын

​@@koalactrl If you look at their maintenance and readiness logs... they kinda do.

I like how the kid says 'this Earl Gray tea.' Like he does not even understand the importance or elegance of it. It is just a thing he believes he needs to bring.

@Chokah

5 күн бұрын

Someone left a box on the 55 gal. drum of lubricant.

@richardhanck972

5 күн бұрын

It's part of the nerd heritage he's got. Granted it's hard to see behind the massive testosterone of being _the deadliest manned thing to fly..._ but it's there. "Tea, Earl Gray, Hot."

@aoofmg6684

5 күн бұрын

Since its america, make sure the tea is not mixed with sea water

@strayed1615

5 күн бұрын

@@richardhanck972 lmao. A small bit of sophistication hidden underneath a burning need to fight and being blue balled since forever over it.

@lord-REDACTED-

5 күн бұрын

I got it now. F22 is Deadpool with wings!

Imagine the Shepherd as that geeky dude in HS. Once grummy bear puts this nerd in the gym and upgrades him with guns, i cant wait for the voice change

@namai337

5 күн бұрын

"The geeks shall inherit the earth" - Melvin Eugene Punymier

@MikMoen

5 күн бұрын

The Geek you made fun of in Highschool goes on to become your Boss earning 6 figures in the real world.

@isengarde9490

5 күн бұрын

"God Damn those Nerds were rapey" -Some guy who grew up in the 80s.

@jasonflay8818

5 күн бұрын

Probably not. To my knowledge none of our recon aircraft have weapons systems other than anti aircraft defense. At least I know the SR-71 didn't have weapons. These are made to be invisible flying nerds. And as much as we want to shit on a hybrid aircraft, think of logistics. Fuel is heavy, and it needs replacing. I would wager this aircraft has a radar signature of a golf ball until that golf ball is empty and needs the Air Force version of a tanker truck. Less fuel: flies faster, stays aloft longer, more stealth, basically the idea recon plane. Random question here, being hybrid, does it put out a smaller contrail? If that's the case even more stealth from an actual visual standpoint

@vailias

5 күн бұрын

@@jasonflay8818 So, contrails are HIGHLY altitude and atmospheric condition dependent. Its not dependent on jet or not jet. You can see photos from WW2 with b-17's leaving contrails. The advantage of the hybrid recon aircraft is that its effectively running cold when its in electric mode, as well as being fuel efficient. Even radar stealth aircraft have a significant heat signature due to the jet exhaust, but this thing runs on electric ducted fans that are top mounted.. so its even more invisible to detection than its contemporaries. Also, its a similar planform to the B2, but significantly smaller, and the B2 had an RCS about the size of a bumblebee. So this is probably the equivalent of trying to spot a grain of cold sand floating 12-15 miles in the sky.

“You had a premature detonation” 😉 even tho they finally embraced the love story between Kim and Putin😂

@danielhuang8841

5 күн бұрын

The webnovels are going to get crazy

@billw.overbeck8913

5 күн бұрын

Kim and Putin r34 fanfiction Internet in a nutshell

@adambrosche5894

5 күн бұрын

I mean Achmed had the same thing with his scooter 😂 (Joke from Jeff Dunham)

3:15 “hahaha, hey, bestie, how about we shut tf up now, okay?” 🤣🤣🤣

@unidino8963

5 күн бұрын

he really leaned over to NK and went "you keep this up and ill invade you".

@naval76legends15

5 күн бұрын

I love his videos

@NAP_Official

5 күн бұрын

@@unidino8963 to be honest hardly a threat at this point lol

@kuhluhOG

4 күн бұрын

@@NAP_Official well, I doubt NK's equipment is in better shape than Russia's

"Breakfast served after 1pm is just lunch" is scarier than "North Korean soldiers will be cannon fodder."

@xxpoisonblxx

5 күн бұрын

Yeah, that wasn't even threatening, that was just a statement. A very sad statement.

@dextercochran4916

5 күн бұрын

Because one is just a fact of life and the other means your Saturday is half-gone already.

@Enja_Near

5 күн бұрын

Your first meal of the day is breakfast, no matter the time.

@Subreon

4 күн бұрын

those poor guys... it's like sending civilians into a car shredder at an auto salvage yard. they just wear fancy uniforms and march all day while being brainwashed. they don't know of a better life. i hope they can escape to freedom and be shown mercy. sigh.

BREAKING: Ukrainian Drone Operators Expected to Replace Explosive Ordinance with Ham Sandwiches, Pentagon Projects 5,000 Defections within First Week.

@_--JohnVK--_

5 күн бұрын

LOL 🤣🤣

@Uturn999

5 күн бұрын

New breaking: Ukraine removes DPIC's from ATACAMS rockets and replaces them with MRE`s, 2 square grids of enemy positions have been abandoned

@davidgoodnow269

2 күн бұрын

That . . . that could work . . . .

Happy to hear that the Raccoon survived the fight for the chicken nugget and they became friends after that! :D Edit: I was wrong... It was a possum that he was fighting for the chicken nugget. Maybe the raccoon was his battle buddy and they split it?

@David_Vitek

5 күн бұрын

That's one tough raccoon, definitely deserves a friend like 22.

@christownsend552

5 күн бұрын

Who wants to bet it's actually a racoon piloting the f22 ???? 😂

@ianyoder2537

5 күн бұрын

The racoon's probably the reason 22's been more chill lately.

@Veltani

5 күн бұрын

I am also glad, but... the lube has me curious as to what it's intended purpose was....

@xxpoisonblxx

5 күн бұрын

@@Veltani That's to make life easier for the other side.

Thank you HLC, ever since you came onto the scene, I don't get geopolitical or military news from mainstream news outlets first anymore.

@KenanVonKaiser

5 күн бұрын

Except These Are Not True Never Trust Anyone Who Is At The Military They Are Always Trying To Stay Face That Is Their Whole Job!

@tehfiredog

5 күн бұрын

@@KenanVonKaiser Every Word Is Capitalized So It Must Be True!

@omniverse7976

5 күн бұрын

@@KenanVonKaisershut up wacko. You said you saw a missile shot down because you were there in another comment as well as called America a paper tiger because they avoid war. Yeah, that’s kinda what all countries should do. Well, except for the ones who need to compensate for not being on top of the world like they wish they were.

@Mare_Man

5 күн бұрын

​@@KenanVonKaiser "Never trust the people who actually know what they're talking about" Ftfy

@insertnamehere6659

5 күн бұрын

@KenanVonKaiser did you have a stroke or something? No punctuation, several misspellings, completely misses the point of the video. You sure you're not a Russian psyop?

Jokes aside, it's worth noting that the new Rolls F130 engines that we're sticking on the Buff are *much* more fuel efficient than the old TF-33s. They're also more powerful, but Grandpa Buff is getting a substantial decrease in fuel consumption in the process (which has the added benefit of a longer unrefueled range).

@LairdErnst

5 күн бұрын

Nice! Thanks for heads-up.

@sadlerbw9

5 күн бұрын

I still wish the airforce could have persuaded its self that going with a single engine per pylon was a better idea. Still, given that they are sticking with two engines per pylon, I can't really fault their choice for a replacement. I'm more of a GE fan, but I admit that the Rolls is probably going to be a good choice.

@andrewkessinger5966

5 күн бұрын

Point is they CAN burn a lot more fuel than the old ones. They just don't need to.

@HammerOn-bu7gx

5 күн бұрын

@@sadlerbw9 And have to redo all the flow field and wing load analysis? Hard pass. Read up on WHY they did it this way. It saved years, and hundreds of millions of dollars. Not to mention re-certifying all the weapons again. The SOW specifically called out that the flow field, weigh and balance, and weapon separation had to be the same as the TF-33. It's a smart move. The number of engines is fine, it's no big deal. The fuel savings and parts inventory using a modern commercial engine are huge.

@sadlerbw9

5 күн бұрын

@@HammerOn-bu7gx oh, I have read about it. I’m fully aware that the plan they are executing is very prudent and fiscally a much better idea…I just irrationally wanted to see B-52’s rocking massive turbofans! I am not in any way claiming it would have been a good idea. I just think it would have been cool.

Rocket man... Burning out his fuse up here, alone... ------ Seems like Japan will have to have a heart-to-heart with Iran about what happens when you touch the fucking boats.

@Uwugi.Armory

5 күн бұрын

Not gonna lie. I started typing this then stopped. Didn't think it fit since "up" is the one place rocket is not. lol

@Rixoli

5 күн бұрын

Iran seems to forget what happened the LAST time they touched one of our fucking boats, things got awfully "proportional" around their neck of the woods.

@Heavenlyhounds96

5 күн бұрын

At this point Japan is better off letting everyone learn the lesson themselves. History is written by the survivors, (as one tiktokker put it), but it's obvious those who come after ...or weren't in the blast radius, don't take a hint.

@Laeryc

5 күн бұрын

As a wise man once said "50 war tribes in a trenchcoat with a defense budget to fight god"....... thats why you dont touch the boats

@Techno_Idioto

5 күн бұрын

@@Laeryc Yeah, good ol Bajur.

The Kid quoting the pentagon and the Buff being like flying Prius... classic

@JacobL228

5 күн бұрын

No, Buff is getting _less_ fuel-efficient engines.

@PureSquall

5 күн бұрын

The weird kid (not THE Kid) is the flying prius.

Hey, an electric jet is cool as hell. It can probably run real cool/quiet like that. Good luck heat seeking missiles, I’m as cold as the sky now.

@davidgoodnow269

2 күн бұрын

Look for the Chinese-made 1/3-scale Radio Control A-10 powered by electric fans, with a 2:1 power to weight ratio. It's not technically a drone, and it's not shipped armed, but it's still so full of possibilities!

The way that general said it was so casual too. He even looked like he felt sorry for them.

@shealupkes

5 күн бұрын

I know I do, they're just as much victims of north korea as they are proud defenders of it

@Subreon

4 күн бұрын

those poor guys... it's like sending civilians into a car shredder at an auto salvage yard. they just wear fancy uniforms and march all day while being brainwashed. they don't know of a better life. i hope they can escape to freedom and be shown mercy. sigh.

The houthi's claiming they made a hypersonic absolutely killed me.

@TheActionBastard

5 күн бұрын

I take them about as seriously as I take Russia... so... "not at all"

@SG-sj6cw

4 күн бұрын

Well youre the only casualty then

@danielmclellan1522

4 күн бұрын

"you didn't even repaint it!"

@rainmaker3942

4 күн бұрын

Just like they claimed they hit the Ike 😂

@alexandercuevas6783

2 күн бұрын

I know. Our respawn rate is insane. We died 3 times now i think.​@rainmaker3942

I'm thoroughly amazed no reference was made to the *weeks* it took us to sink our *own* bath toy in 2005, with the USS America. We know how hard it is to sink one of our carriers. I'm fairly sure we're the only ones who've done it since 1945. Of course, there was that one time we nuked an Essex class, twice (and then towed it away to scuttle it). Or the time we used ~500lb of C4 *very* specifically placed to make a reef. That one's particularly neat.

@Klaaism

5 күн бұрын

Its even more fun when you use nukes!

@erichammond9308

5 күн бұрын

The only fleet carrier sunk by nukes was the USS Saratoga. She was a Lexington class carrier, not an Essex class, and it took 2 nukes to sink her - the second one was 400 yards away and 93 feet underwater.

@xxpoisonblxx

5 күн бұрын

@@erichammond9308 I was actually meaning to refer to the Independence, which *wasn't* sunk in Crossroads (actually surviving instead), though I was still off, that one was lead on her own Independence class. It was the Oriskany (the great carrier reef) that was the Essex. I'd forgotten Crossroads got the Saratoga. Again, still only after a second nuke though, which still very much backs up my "we have trouble sinking our own toys" point. Thanks for the correction and reminder on that one!

From what I can read about the Shepard, the hybrid tech will allow it to fly for longer, and will make it harder to detect. Both good qualities for a stealth recon spy drone.

@thatjeff7550

5 күн бұрын

Huh. For a second, I thought you misspelled the name but a quick search and nope, I was wrong and you're right--Shepard. Not much info on it though.

@TonyYarusso

4 күн бұрын

@@thatjeff7550Presumably a nod to the astronaut?

@CeeJayDK

4 күн бұрын

@@TonyYarusso It's the Series Hybrid Electric Propulsion AiRcraft Demonstration - S.H.E.P.AR.D

@CeeJayDK

4 күн бұрын

@@thatjeff7550 I extrapolate that the SHEPARD will be able to turn it's fossil fuel generator off and operate on battery power when near the enemy, thus producing zero emissions that could be used to track it, and be extremely quiet since the noise from the combustion only happens if you run the generator.

@TonyYarusso

4 күн бұрын

@@CeeJayDK Sure, but the way these things work somebody chose a word first and then made up something to fit as an acronym - it’s not something pronounceable just by chance. (See how the R doesn’t actually fit.)

The Shepard is not even the weirdest thing Northrop is pumping out, they got a manta ray drone sub

@TimeCircleBlue

5 күн бұрын

We grow closer to Star Wars vehicles.

@dylanjeter9858

5 күн бұрын

From what I've seen of the Manta Ray, that thing is freaking insane.

@derwingnut

5 күн бұрын

Moon. Train.

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

4 күн бұрын

Pentagoon building drones shaped of sea creatures !

For a moment there I legit thought the scary quote would have been "would you intercept me? I'd intercept me~" Too bad they didn't.

@willythemailboy2

4 күн бұрын

I expected a "I have a cannon. Put me in coach!" finishing line.

F-14 Tomcat: Who doesn't have a hypersonic missile? AIM-54c Phoenix: Can I show em dad? Can I show em what we do? F-14 Tomcat: Sorry bud, we're all done with that part of our lives. We're on museum duty now. Phoneix? Phoneix? Where'd he go? AIM-54c Phoenix: *disassmbly noises* F-14 Tomcat: Look what they've done to my boy. 😢

@danielsnook7362

5 күн бұрын

Yea hypersonic at this point has become such an annoying buzzword these days

@lyndajaeger4477

4 күн бұрын

Why did this make me tear up a bitM

@Clean97gti

4 күн бұрын

@@lyndajaeger4477 Want to feel worse? Go to these coordinates in Google Maps, switch to Sat. View. 32.14692137072576, -110.83463224296271

@Nempo13

4 күн бұрын

The Blue Angels still use Tomcats for some of their shows. The iconic image is kind of beloved so they refuse to get rid of them. ALL of the Blue Angels are combat capable aircraft, which meant it's systems had to be overhauled to handle more modern missiles but yeah. Israel still uses a few of them as well. After all, this was the plane that lost one wing, half of another wing, only one engine worked, only had one landing gear, still completed the mission and got the pilot home safe...that plane was repaired and the pilot continued flying it.

@Clean97gti

4 күн бұрын

@@Nempo13 last time I checked, there are no flight capable Tomcats left in the USA. They've all been destroyed or disabled and turned into museum pieces. Israel never had Tomcats or Phoenix missiles. Iran was the sole export customer.

"Breakfast, served after 1pm, is just lunch."

@TheWasatchCrown

5 күн бұрын

I was not expecting this and it had me rolling 🤣

@murphysaburningdeathtrap4983

4 күн бұрын

A warcrime salad for lunch

I hope the first ace from The Kid has a honorary Ace racoon.

"Grummy Bear"?! i sweh ta gawwd, Habs, every video you find a way to make laugh out loud. That really freaks out my fellow cubicle-dwellers here in DilbertLand. Yet another reason they fear me (I am also on average 25 years older than them). Thanks.

@darrellcook8253

5 күн бұрын

You live a good life except for the Dilbert land. A desk job would deflate my will to live and they'd find me oozed over the desk and dripping on the floor. Useless and floppy disced. Goodbye and good luck. I do hope you are happy.

Russia saying "Hey bestie, why don't we shut the fuck up right now" is everything I didn't realize my day needed

I've only heard him quoted at this point, but Jerry is my new favorite character.

I really want to meet his Raccoon friend, its probably the only thing that keeps the kid contained

@archangeldo913

5 күн бұрын

It’s his emotional support animal.🦝

@Uluze2

5 күн бұрын

I think Rocket and the kid have teamed up

@henrycarlson7514

5 күн бұрын

@@Uluze2 Now That is SCARY . But Wow the Effectivness

I like that the 22’s raccoon is just cannon at this point

@xxpoisonblxx

5 күн бұрын

If we get an MCU crossover and find out it's been Rocket all along, it might make too much sense.

@Reaper_03-01

5 күн бұрын

​@xxpoisonblxx can you imagine if Rocket got a hold of the kid? He'd turn him into Star Scream, except he doesn't suck.

@TheWasatchCrown

5 күн бұрын

...... Well it's canon in this instance but it could also be cannon knowing the kid. SO canon raccoon cannon? Gotta love English. Thanks for nothing ya wack redcoats.

@danielmclellan1522

4 күн бұрын

​@@xxpoisonblxx so what I'm hearing is that we need HLC to start crowdfunding to pay Bradley Cooper enough money on Cameo to record Rocket's part of the skit?

@xxpoisonblxx

4 күн бұрын

@@danielmclellan1522 I don't hate that idea. Might have some problems with mice lawyers though...

3:33 WAIT WAIT.. WOAH.. NO LUB,,, WE GOING IN DRY

@kemarisite

5 күн бұрын

As the artillery shell picture said, "The dildo of justice rarely arrives lubricated."

@Chokah

5 күн бұрын

22: "But how will I get the glove on?"

Assuming the hybrid surveillance drone makes is more fuel efficient, it would mean it can stay on station longer, which is a good thing, Grandpa Buff.

Hybrid seems like a way better idea if they can make it work. Better fuel economy means longer range and better loiter time. The BUFF doesn’t really matter because the BUFF is too big, slow, and vulnerable to operate in contested airspace anyway, so needing a tanker is less of an issue.

@Thor_Odinson

5 күн бұрын

HA....Russia has glide bombs and BUFF can drop how many cruise missiles?

@davidgoodnow269

2 күн бұрын

I always wondered why they made AC-130s instead of making AB-52s.

The hybrid propulsion system is not actually a terrible idea in a number of military applications; In aircraft, if it's running on electric power, it means it's not making nearly as much heat, so if you're trying to be thermally stealthy as well as physically stealthy, it'll make that thing pretty much invisible to _everything._ Even hybrid tanks are absolutely terrifying, because just think of an armored vehicle that has no engine noise, can sit in a hidden position, and simply wait for enemy troops to approach while being nearly invisible to thermals and not making a sound while using its electric motors to silently aim the turret...

@Klaaism

5 күн бұрын

Also less noise.

@Chokah

5 күн бұрын

I mean, Subs were using that tech tree before they went nuclear.

@lonnyyoung4285

5 күн бұрын

Nuclear tank upgrade for our (eventually) upcoming Apocalypse tanks?

@Thor_Odinson

5 күн бұрын

But I would still rather be a drone operator than a tanker these days

@TheEDFLegacy

4 күн бұрын

@@lonnyyoung4285 _"It is day of judgement."_

Fucking Jerry at the pentagon.

@dr.floridamanphd

5 күн бұрын

He’s not wrong though.

@Donleecartoons

5 күн бұрын

Have we met Jerry? I feel like we need to meet Jerry.

@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter

5 күн бұрын

Jerry's quote was scary, the other quote was just spitting facts.

@ianyoder2537

5 күн бұрын

Take him out to dinner first.

@Donleecartoons

5 күн бұрын

@@ianyoder2537 Not breakfast after 1300?

Just puttin' it out there, The Abrams is now a hybrid vehicle, and they're still doing just fine. Feel like the Shepherd'll find a solid niche sooner than later. Even if there's some teasing to weather first.

@erggml1887

4 күн бұрын

Wait till people find out that very heavy equipment have been hybrid for a long time - those HUGE dumptrucks that work open pit strip mines with 13 foot tall tires? Yep, they have been hybrid for longer than we have had hybrid cars. There are other machines too, but people get bored when serious tech is at work sometimes.

Premature detonation , fucking hit

3:28 i need merch of the f22 with a Racoon on top just loving it's life.

Let’s keep it going. If big Kim wants to tell the world how big he is then let’s show the world how small he really is.

You'd think that people would realize that spending less money on gas means more money for bullets & explosives.

Finally, the Raptor befriended the racoon.

@danielmclellan1522

4 күн бұрын

They bonded once Rocket realized the Kid shares his enthusiasm for firepower.

@gamerfan8445

4 күн бұрын

@@danielmclellan1522 or someone brought a second mic nugget for the Raptor.

When does the Buff get those Photon Torpedoes? Next he needs Phasers and a Warp Drive.

@pheenix42

5 күн бұрын

At the very least, a good impulse drive.

@twotailedavenger

5 күн бұрын

We've seen him in that guise this whole time, we just didn't recognize him. He was the Constitution-class.

@lonnyyoung4285

5 күн бұрын

Ironically, the antimatter might not be the hardest part of making a photon torpedo. Creating antimatter is stupidly expensive, but it can be done. Creating a good enough magnetic containment system for it isn't going to be easy. Then, we need to figure out the warp field sustainer (that is, of course, after we figure out warp).

@donvielenio8956

5 күн бұрын

@@lonnyyoung4285 stupidly expensive: the definition of American military projects.

@richardhanck972

5 күн бұрын

@@lonnyyoung4285 We could always seal antimatter in the hollow space enclosed by a buckyball... Electrostatic repulsion keeps it from contacting the normal matter of the containment, no energy input required. Of course, the trick there is detonating it... but it's not _that_ hard.

Now just imagine stealth Prius just sitting up there for days at a time just relaying data and firing solutions without the adversary knowing.

" A Prius with with wing's" quote to remember.👏

@afcreative22

5 күн бұрын

I burst out laughing so hard when I heard it

@Kovacs343

5 күн бұрын

As long as the RCS is smaller than a lunchbox, I think we'll be fine.

"Breakfast served after 1PM is just lunch"

The Kid is a Delight and should be feared and loved equally. 😂

I don't why, but the kid saying an obvious statement is metal AF

You could say that was a prius-toric development in aviation.

NATO doesn't have enough space for that many North Korean defectors...

@coffeegonewrong

5 күн бұрын

If they are actual engineers, you never know. They’ll be really used to working with the worst supplies and the threat of being shot for messing up. Let Ukraine keep em.

@pixellordm8780

5 күн бұрын

We do! We’re actually building a whole new giant airbase in Romania remember? Would be nice to have some engineers to help that’ll work for cheap so long as we feed & take care of them!

does the houthi missile go "yemeni yemeni reeba reeba reeba"?

@Donleecartoons

5 күн бұрын

Speedy bin Zales?

@richardhanck972

5 күн бұрын

Probably "Adhhab, adhhab.... Fawaq..." Though it's kinda hard figuring out if that last part is Arabic or just heavily accented English...

Love the channel HLC keep up the awesome work, your videos always make me laugh 😂

Jerry's right though: Breakfast after 1:00 is just lunch...

“A flying Prius” killed me man, but I do gotta say, finding cleaner alternatives for all aviation fuels is a pretty great, as it stand right now they’re one of the worst polluters as far as transportation goes so any progress towards a greener air travel is gonna be good for our planet, I get keeping it under lock and key but we should really be researching commercial uses for those hybrid engines, I’m also hoping we can find an efficiency rating similar to aviation fuels, we only have one planet right now so destroying it kinda screws over, ya know, everyone

@Sorain1

5 күн бұрын

It'll be easy to make a very efficient hybrid when you no longer need to design around low signature restrictions.

"But... Our missile goes really fast." You know what else goes fast? Bullets, but it doesn't mean anything if you can't hit the broadside of a barn.

@jkflipflop98

4 күн бұрын

Hypersonics are way faster than a bullet my man.

@nobalswordsmanX

3 күн бұрын

@@jkflipflop98 obviously. It's a joke about how they can't hit anything either way though.

I love how no matter wimp and weird the 22 is you always know that if he gets released he and grandpa buff will stand and end ww3 in a day.

Wise words to live by "Breakfast after 1PM is just lunch" -The Pentagon

@Pierce-lz7kv

5 күн бұрын

No no not the Pentagon...Jerry from the pentagon

@Enja_Near

5 күн бұрын

Well sorry that I decided to break my fast in the afternoon.

@Thor_Odinson

5 күн бұрын

Is it second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, or second lunch?

@Pierce-lz7kv

5 күн бұрын

@@Thor_Odinson yes

Ah more of my favorite news channel!

The “you just designed a Prius with wings” totally killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"My raccoon friend..." As long as he's not talking about frog, hare, and falcon friends... and developing an unhealthy obsession with barrel rolls.

(Canadain) 'So America, if North Korea gets to join the fray, how about you send us in too, well really show them a good time there bud'

@Enja_Near

5 күн бұрын

Ya we got a couple Scottish regiments that really just wanna giv'r. Don worry aboot it, it'd be our pleasure. Quick, John, get the Geneva checklist.

@pixellordm8780

5 күн бұрын

SEND ME IN COACH

@anthonyrogers3027

4 күн бұрын

Not yet bud, once we get done sharping hockey sticks, about 70% Complete, so we're almost ready bud....

R&D in North Korea is working hard trying not to starve

@xxpoisonblxx

5 күн бұрын

Makes me wonder if they're just carefully treading the line between failure and success to stay essential, avoiding the project finishing, which would make them a sudden liability...

2:46 “you just designed a Prius with wings” got me rolling

"But... it goes really fast..." That's what she said.

@lonnyyoung4285

5 күн бұрын

...disappointedly. 😢

That prius with wings are probably gonna be in the air longer than most of the other stealth aircraft. Keep that in mind.

@gothpunkboy89

5 күн бұрын

That could be one of the biggest advantages to it.

Always makes me smile! Love the Buff!

You should have used a blank screen for the Shepard

I was not expecting an ineffective missle get turned into an ED joke. I'm not upset about it

Russian soldier eating 10 year old MRE: "Ugh, this food is terrible, not fit for dog!" North Korean soldier: "You guys get FOOD?"

Ooh, can we have a competition to name the successor to Operation Praying Mantis ? I vote for Operation Bug Hunt in honour of Private Hudson , of the Sularco.

"Breakfast served after 1pm is just lunch" - Jerry God, I hope this becomes a shirt! 😂

The Kid’s packing list asks so many questions, that I DON’T want answered! PLEASE, keep me in the dark! I’m beginning to like it here.

Had the kid's hopes up for a moment

It's okay Kim, 1 in 5 men suffer from such things

@pixellordm8780

5 күн бұрын

Its more common in the obese no?

I got WAYYYYY too excited when America brought in the kid 🤣🤣🤣

"The North Korea soldiers willbe cannon fodder". Holy shit that general aint playin

@lonnyyoung4285

5 күн бұрын

The bigger question, whose cannon?

The Shepard had me rolling man. Stereotypical nerd and I'm fucking here for it. XD

What is more of an insult to our enemies and then weaponizing a flying Prius? LoL We already did a crop duster LoL

@xxpoisonblxx

5 күн бұрын

First of all, look, the Sky Warden is actually kinda neat. Secondly... yeah, it kinda is a jab, since everyone bold enough to step up is so far behind that we've *really* gotta step things back a bit to keep it fair.

@AlexWalford-jm3mg

5 күн бұрын

What’s next, a school bus?

@ebrock1972

5 күн бұрын

@@AlexWalford-jm3mg think of it this way if you could ruggedized hellfires where they could handling the shocks of traveling overland, it would make a great missile bus ... The crossing guard can laze out in front... 😜

Harold Green enters the scene as "new guy", love it

Buff's upgrade follows the cardinal principle: "If it's bad, but big, it's good! 'MURICA!"

Prius with wings 😂😂😂😂 omg I'm dying hahahahaha

I absolutely love Grandpa Buff 💪.

Love the comedic irony :”breakfast served at 1pm is just lunch” hilarious.

Surprisingly, I'm more concerned about the raccoon than I am about the 55-gallon drum. I swear, that kid ain't right in the head.

Shout out to Jerry, who works at the Pentagon! All my homies love Jerry, who works at the Pentagon!

@mitchellbailey7030

5 күн бұрын

FACTS🫡🇺🇸👍🏻”Jerry”

A Prius with wings... Bruh! 😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂

I love how the Kid has a whole background arc with that raccoon. He was fighting it for a chicken nugget before, now they’re friends.

Remember the whole mustache boys signing a very serious pact that totally didn't end in a thorough stab fest toward the red, hammer, and potato guys? Yeah... Them neither 😅

Grandpa! Think about it. "Russia, you just got punked by a flying Prius."

Thse voice for that fkn "Prius with wings" 😂😂😂

I LOVE your videos! Thank you for making me laugh with grandpa buff and the kid and the other characters! Your videos are greatly appreciated

Imagine being cannon fodder for a military that is already half cannon fodder😂

I am the first

@kent4975

5 күн бұрын

Probably

@MajorProblems5

5 күн бұрын

Hate to inform you but you aren’t

@kent4975

5 күн бұрын

There's one guy that got here in one minute

@MajorProblems5

5 күн бұрын

Jrkanning6994 was first

@comradeeverclear4063

5 күн бұрын

Nope

Oh god, I love the kid in all his murderous & earnest glory. No guile, no selfconsciousness, somehow manages to be equally endearing and creepy at the same time

I like that the Kid is a fellow Earl Grey tea fan.

"Blowing up mid flight" It's not a failure, it's a feature.

I mean, Jerry's right. Just because it's the first meal of the day doesn't mean it's breakfast.

@old-slow-and-tired

5 күн бұрын

I dunno. It kind of does. I get what you are saying but... Yeah it is breakfast. Breakfast is the first meal of the day and it is breaking your fast. "fast" in this context means period of time when not eating. It's the origin of the word.

Prius with wings killed me 😆 🤣 😂

I want you to know, your videos got me back Into playing ace combat. I use the 22 to intercept SU-57s while playing your videos in the background. It's the least I can do for the kid. Also I rediscovered my love for the YF-23 black widow or as I've been calling it, the F22s bigger brother.

"Breakfast after one pm is just lunch" TOTALLY sounds like something Ron Swanson would say. 😂

The hybrid reminds me of Kyle’s cousin (who is also named Kyle) from South Park.