Love how British people are like "a name you made up" as if the term "soccer" wasn't invented in England.

@gilligan1350

17 күн бұрын

This

@Baldwin-iv445

17 күн бұрын

Fucking. Thank you

@mistercmartin

17 күн бұрын

I came here to basically say the same thing. England called it soccer first when they created. We just kept the name when everyone else decided to change it.

@Longhauler85

17 күн бұрын

Exactly. Lol.

@beveragebrit

17 күн бұрын

Correct it comes from Oxford slang for 'Association Football' and no I dont understand why it was used

We're so worried about the Ruskie ship that we sent an entire Coast Guard vessel to tail it. And it's a good thing it's the USCG, because they're good at rescuing shipwreck victims.

@justinbruck9602

17 күн бұрын

And being the jump out boys of the sea

@agrobeson6471

17 күн бұрын

Just follow the smoke columns, call for rescue when the plume changes color...!

@mrSlippinidiot

17 күн бұрын

Lol shipwreck victims, too funny

@Mak10z

17 күн бұрын

@@agrobeson6471 Just Like electing a new pope.

@Ange1ofD4rkness

17 күн бұрын

Probably a sub just sitting under it too like "don't mind me relaxing here ... oh wait, you have no clue I am here"

The US has adopted Taiwan as one of its boats.

@reaperbsc

16 күн бұрын

I never thought about it like that. But that did kind of happen once before. Lol. We love you Guam! If Guam is a ship... does that make Taiwan a strike group? xD

@scotth9990

16 күн бұрын

"[Taiwan is] an unsinkable aircraft carrier” Five Star General Douglas Motherfucking MacArthur

@Gibby34340

16 күн бұрын

DONT. TOUCH. MY. FUCKING. BOATS.

@Tora1337

15 күн бұрын

And the whole world already knows... Do Not Touch The Fucking Boats. We love to get "proportional" 'round these here parts.

@user-ew7vj3hw9m

15 күн бұрын

Japan is also one our boats, don’t toucha the boat

We DO use the metric system. Almost EXCLUSIVELY for ammunition 😂😂

@cmonkey3698

16 күн бұрын

We also use it for space travel and drugs

@bellumletale988

15 күн бұрын

And drugs. Selling and buying is exclusively the only reason why I understand metric measurements.

@parkerbond9400

14 күн бұрын

Very considerate, that way the enemy knows what size round they were struck with

@johndor11

10 күн бұрын

@@parkerbond9400 except the big .50. We keep that in good old freedom units so they don't forget why everyone isn't speaking german.

@Hoshimaru57

5 күн бұрын

Welp, they’ve got you there man.

Ok like, we Taiwanese use the “West Taiwan” joke. But HLC just shook me with the “Mainland Taiwan” comment 😮

@curiouswind9196

17 күн бұрын

He ain't wrong

@crimsonmaelstrom573

17 күн бұрын

Mainland Taiwan is Best Taiwan.

@voidrendx6601

17 күн бұрын

We got you main Taiwan homies. Ain’t no dirty commie west Taiwan touching you

@treebush

17 күн бұрын

Mind blown calling west Taiwan mainland 🇹🇼 now

@diltzm

17 күн бұрын

I have a West Taiwan t-shirt that I wear proudly.

"Did you know Russian ships can attack the American coast in three minutes?" "Did you know Russian ships can 'self-destruct' in three milliseconds?"

@mrlt1151

17 күн бұрын

What do you call a Mexican standoff, when one party can’t see the gun pointed back at its head? 100% there’s an attack sub out there ready to make a new coral reef.

@strategicperson95

17 күн бұрын

Yeah that's something people need to realize that Russia has more Naval vessels than they can realistically operate since the collapse of the USSR. A lot of these ships required specialized ports to get maintenance from, and those ports were in Ukraine. So many of their ships been in varying levels of disrepair since the collapse of the USSR that I think the ships have killed more Russian Naval servicemen in peace time than modern warfare has. Anyone remember the Kursk submarine incident? I'm more impressed the Russian ships even made it that far away from Russia, especially when Soviet naval doctrine put more emphasis on coastal defense, while still wasting resources on larger naval vessels in some misguided attempt to compete with larger Navys capable of operating away from their home countries.

@UchihaPercy

17 күн бұрын

"Did they know that the second said Russian ship's Missiles leave their tubes, That entire motley crew of a fleet is getting glassed?"

@SonsOfLorgar

17 күн бұрын

Ehh, yeah, why do you think they brought their own tug and the US responded by tailing the Muskovites with a sea search and rescue vessel of the US Coast Guard instead of an actual warship! 😂 Though I do admit it would have been hillarious if the yankee tugs took the USS New Jersey on a scenic detour on her way back home to the museum anchorage after her drydocking 🤣

@brentmartin6833

17 күн бұрын

That's assuming the missiles can even leave their tubes. All nice and snuggled in their own tube why would they want to leave? Button pushed... Missile: No! I don't want to leave! Anyways I'm stuck in here! Crewmembers... Did he just say stuck!??

Someone should remind Russia that the first thing north of Cuba is Florida. Let they FAFO there.

@AmericPet

17 күн бұрын

"Amass the crocodile army!"

@pike100

16 күн бұрын

​@AmericPet I think Florida has alligators. Africa has crocodiles.

@reaperbsc

16 күн бұрын

Can confirm. Gator is correct. Crocs live elsewhere. Both ancient and toothy.

@aztumtheknightofwumbo7060

16 күн бұрын

​​​@@pike100 Gators are Florida, China, and parts of Northern Mexico. Crocs are almost everywhere else.

@brandonstah7232

16 күн бұрын

@@pike100we have both. Less crocs and more gators but we in fact have to check nose shapes in order to not find out.

Daily reminder that Brits made the term “soccer,” America adopted it, and then the Brits got mad that Americans say “soccer.”

Did NOT have "America beats Pakistan at cricket" on my bingo card. 😅

@BennyLlama

17 күн бұрын

Didn't have "finding out what Cricket is" on mine 😂

@LugborG

17 күн бұрын

Apparently our team isn’t even a professional team? They’re like a weekend recreational team or something, from what I heard. I still don’t know what cricket is, or how singing insects play into sports as a whole, but still.

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

17 күн бұрын

I wasn't even aware America had a cricket team.

@seymourglass26

17 күн бұрын

At first I thought there was a massive population difference, but they're well over 235 million (to our 333). Yeah, we beat them with our 8th string and a full-time tech employee. That's hard to swallow.

@dr.floridamanphd

17 күн бұрын

Funny thing is that like 70% of our team are Pakistani 😂

Even America will use the metric system if it's important enough to them... 5.56mm, 9mm, 20mm, 30mm, 105mm, 155mm...

@a64738

17 күн бұрын

Americans, has a so complicated measurment system that they use anything else then the official measures. Like length of football fields, same size as a fridge, same weight as a blue whale and so on forever lol :)

@crowe6961

17 күн бұрын

@@a64738 We tend to get taught metric alongside it, for me there was equal attention on both. The government can't be bothered to pay the considerable sum to actually change all the signs and standards in such a massive country and the taxpayers don't care enough to object, so they gave up and defined U.S. Customary in metric at the national institute for standards and what-have-you and stuck metric labels next to the old ones on the packaging of food, drink, and other assorted things. And we're not using drams and grains to measure pharmaceuticals, though we do use grains for ammunition. Some of this is frankly just screwing around, some is preference, but most is inertia.

@WowCreativeUsername

17 күн бұрын

I see you forgot 10mm but that's understandable, keep losing those sockets.

@dominuslogik484

17 күн бұрын

I specifically know conversion rates from American standards of units and measures to metric because of projectile diameters and tank armor. 12.7mm is half an inch and everything goes from there, 152mm is 6 inches, the most common caliber for ammunition is 1/3 of an inch and almost every nation during ww2 used a 3 inch gun at 75/76mm.

@dominuslogik484

17 күн бұрын

@@WowCreativeUsername .40 cal, I prefer the 10mm cartridge but both are .40"

"Japan check my math..." - pretty much killed me! HAHAHA Slavic Special Ed finished me off! HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

I just about lost it at "unmanned hellscape" 😂😂😂 love the accuracy of the FAFO references.

For my fellow Americans, a kilometer is 994 unmodified M16A2s laid end to end. You're welcome.

@flumppod5952

17 күн бұрын

Thanks, now I can accurately picture that length!

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

17 күн бұрын

There ought to be an online length converter from metric/imperial to arbitrary lengths such as whales, football fields, rifles, vehicles, and whatnot.

@mdyas1711

17 күн бұрын

wait is the hull to hull or barrel to hull length?

@coffeegonewrong

17 күн бұрын

Wait, so the M16 can now be the official intermediary when the explaining metric? M16A1 - 0.986 M M16A2 - 1.0007 M M16A4 - 1.000M Well, that works for me.

@coffeegonewrong

17 күн бұрын

@@mdyas1711end to end, barrel tip to stock

Russia: "i will give weapons and equipment to your enemies" America: "so... basically what you've been doing for 80 years at this point?"

@chrisdufresne9359

17 күн бұрын

We've been doing the exact same thing.

@alexs.8401

17 күн бұрын

At this point, who would WANT Russian weapons? All they seem to do is blow up real good when viewed on FPV drone video feeds. In the triad of Russian failures in Ukraine, it's "Doctrine, Discipline, and Dodgy weapons systems"

@aidenfisher2399

17 күн бұрын

@@chrisdufresne9359 the cold war never ended. The flag might have changed but that doesn't make them our friend, just an unknown veritable that needs to be measured.

@chrisdufresne9359

17 күн бұрын

@@aidenfisher2399 I never said they were our friends, I just said that we did the exact same thing in regards to arming nations that are against Russia. Look at where the Taliban came from, ffs.

@Xtra_Medium

17 күн бұрын

​@@chrisdufresne9359I missed the part where we claimed that we weren't gonna keep doing that Or the part where Russia abandoned hybrid or proxy warfare

I love this alternative reality. It really cheers me up.

Funnily, the Apollo program did use the Metric system. Most of Air and space do. When they forget to remind manufacturers, we get crashing stuff.

@agrobeson6471

15 күн бұрын

Divots on Mars, as yet unrestored...!

@defiance514

14 күн бұрын

The computers do, the pilots don’t.

I love how the British complain about Americans not using the metric system but they'll still use "stone" as a weight.

@riverraven7359

17 күн бұрын

Imperial works better for human measurements, metric for scientific and open world measurement.

@poseidon808

17 күн бұрын

How we measure is dependent on what we’re measuring, Americans couldn’t understand

@benkai09

17 күн бұрын

Yeah that's what happens when the country leadership only do a half arsed effort to implement the metric system. But come on what sounds better 14 stone or 196 pounds when trying to feel better about your own fat arse

@user-bi7xd8ry5p

17 күн бұрын

​@riverraven7359 In imperial, you need *two* units just to measure height. How's that "better".

@dominuslogik484

17 күн бұрын

@@riverraven7359 Fahrenheit is still better than Celsius, Rankine is better than Kelvin.

HLC woke up and decided he wanted violence today.

@JayShermanFJC

17 күн бұрын

Approved!

@Th3Shrike

17 күн бұрын

Sounds like another Wednesday

@LordStrell

17 күн бұрын

Yes and he delivered 😂

@jeremygibbs7342

17 күн бұрын

As a Canadian. I am here for it! You guys might suck at Hockey but you're awesome at everything else! 😛👍

@agrobeson6471

17 күн бұрын

Yeah, the beard & mustache gets itchy at around three weeks...tends to drive the impulse to lash out...

1:07 Damn straight! Ah measure oil in thimbles. And, ah'll be damned before usin the devil's measurin units!

@FrauWilhelmKlink

15 күн бұрын

I measure things via my cat😂 Just be out here like, "Hm, so that's about 3 1/2 Kotas long by 2 Kotas wide."

0:42 “so anyways Pacoderm” had me rolling 🤣

@JNJ1983

11 күн бұрын

Pachyderm

“Fuck the metric system.” Fat Electrician would be proud.

@sundrycoder6545

17 күн бұрын

my first thought when he brought up the russian sub was, i hope that sub doesn't accidentally do something to one of our ships. Who cares about the missiles. DO NOT MESS WITH OUR SHIPS.

@twotailedavenger

17 күн бұрын

HLC/TFE collab when?

@NathanWithem

17 күн бұрын

@@twotailedavenger4 months ago. “Temper Temper with my good friend…”

@abrahamjohn3665

17 күн бұрын

Dam metric tea leafs

@Markyparky56

17 күн бұрын

​@@twotailedavengerthere is one somewhere, TFE voices a boat

America promising to make a chunk of ocean into a maritime remix of the opening of Terminator 2 and *nobody* thinks he's bluffing.

@jimluebke3869

17 күн бұрын

What's Mandarin for "fish food"?

@ch-53esuperstallion76

17 күн бұрын

@@jimluebke3869 中国人民解放军海军(People’s Liberation Army Navy)

@gow1044

17 күн бұрын

​@@ch-53esuperstallion76 fuck me that's hilarious

@dolphingoreeaccount7395

17 күн бұрын

@ch-53esuperstallion76 And that, sir, is correct

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

16 күн бұрын

🇨🇳 thinks 🇺🇲 is bluffing ! USS Connecticut got damaged. 🇨🇳 already knows 🇺🇲 making drones shaped like sharks, dolphins, whales, manta rays, sea turtles... And got ways to neutralize it .

Joke inbound. I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Edit: Many thanks for 50 likes. ❤ Didn't expect a dad joke to get so many like but I'm not complaining.

@darrellcook8253

16 күн бұрын

Oh no! I'm laughing so hard I almost pooped myself. She knows what her mistakes were and loves them. Lucky you.

@atlantis8687

16 күн бұрын

Ohhhhh so thats why my mum hugs me

@Polskie573

7 күн бұрын

lol

THANK YOU!! 3:15 "no idea what I have stashed away". Love no one ever mentions this. Think of what our R&D has cooked up we haven't NEEDED to use. Any money we have a space laser tucked away somewhere. Not like a ton of people were expecting Japan to become the "Land of the Rising Suns" back in '45

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

16 күн бұрын

Massacres by Americans on Japanese civilian population ! A certain KZreadr's cryptic message reveals 🇺🇲 caused 🇨🇳 Long March 5 destruction in 2017 via weapon system deployed in Australia.

@burp2019

16 күн бұрын

and that was only a few years of work, must have some crazy shit after decades of being left to build it

@therealbatman-mi3kc

16 күн бұрын

@@burp2019 someone's gonna eventually piss us off enough to learn exactly why we don't have free healthcare or education systems

@MissMimiDoll

16 күн бұрын

​@@therealbatman-mi3kc​@therealbatman-mi3kc I laughed the ugliest most resigned laugh at this 😂 If someone FAFO like that, thats when we'll magically get an infrastructure bill passed. Gotta have adequate infrastructure for manufacturing and distribution of all those weapons, afterall 😂

@therealbatman-mi3kc

15 күн бұрын

@@MissMimiDoll it's all fun n games, till a defense contractor smells a profit-

The British actually came up with the name soccer, the US just inherited it and never changed.

@kamirostorino9416

17 күн бұрын

British also came up with Imperial measurement system.

@M33f3r

17 күн бұрын

Somewhat like the imperial measurements.

@TheJB2D

17 күн бұрын

Came here to say JUST that. Thank you for being....... (checks watch) 12 minutes faster than me. Side note: that's how long it took me to climb down off your mother. 😆 🤣 😂 j/k , I fell

@user-ug4lt3yr5w

17 күн бұрын

Thank you

@stargazer-elite

17 күн бұрын

That happened with a lot of things “And so America never changed the name either because they didn’t get the memo or they simply didn’t care” - Lawrence from lost in the pond

China: Taiwan all by itself! US: Maybe it looks like that on your radar systems.

@Sorain1

17 күн бұрын

China: Taiwan all by itself! US: Oh right, I need to remember to send things you can see too. At least that's my take on it, yours is more pithy.

@KnawedOne

17 күн бұрын

Mainland Taiwan is 👌🏽

@NLTops

17 күн бұрын

@@Sorain1 Hehe, thanks. You get bonus points for using "pithy" tho. Love that word. Like succinct but with oomph.

@jakefletcher4215

17 күн бұрын

China pretty much has Taiwan surrounded for the past few weeks make all the jokes you want but it’s not real funny when we’re on the verge of World War III in 10 different places

@WinVisten

17 күн бұрын

The Kid is coming...

“Unmanned hellscape” is particularly unsettling.

"Hold it there Slavic special Ed" had me dying hahahahahaha this guy is a legend

"Landed on moon first" measurements 😂

@TheMcEwens419

17 күн бұрын

Would rather use average whale length 😂

@genesfel

17 күн бұрын

fun fact: NASA used metric to land on the moon

@danhammond8406

17 күн бұрын

False, ​@@genesfel

@klasodeth

17 күн бұрын

​@@genesfelNope, they definitely used spacecraft to land on the moon.

@Daytona60146

17 күн бұрын

They did use imperial units but they use metric now. Even NASA has seen the light.

The fact that the US got the imperial system from the UK made the measurement joke funnier.

@nattly6340

17 күн бұрын

yea... we were just smart enough to see one was better...

@seanswift1072

17 күн бұрын

they also got the word "soccer" from them

@dakotawhitemane3507

17 күн бұрын

Nope, we got English Units which came over with the British colonists. British Imperial and US Customary Units that are based off it came later after the falling out. US never used Imperial as a result. It's just both being based off English Units borrowed a lot of the labels so confusing the two is easy. You could find gas cans from the US Canadian border that had Metric Litres, US Gallon, and Imperial Gallon on it at one time. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon#/media/File:GasCan.jpg

@MersenneTwister

17 күн бұрын

We use a shit ton of metric. Hospitals are giving CCs. Military calls distance in klicks. Soda is in liters. NASA told everyone not using metric to take a long walk without a space tether after they lost the mars orbiter to a conversion error. We keep using our customary units wherever it's convenient because we already have a mountain of shit built around it and retooling is a cost without a benefit. It's not like the Brits aren't still using miles per hour, drinking pints, and weighing people, farm animals and various mothers in pounds, ounces, and stones. It's a mixed bag on both sides of the Atlantic.

@sammiller6631

16 күн бұрын

@@dakotawhitemane3507 Finally someone actually knows the difference between Imperial and US Customary. Thank you!

"Slavic Special Ed"... That's great! 😁

Seriously, I gave them my old toys. You don’t even know what kinda good shit I got stashed away. ❤THAT was golden!

I'm surprised little European Texas has not struck a deal with Florida to go play "Cowboys and Commies".

@pogglywoggly3292

17 күн бұрын

The "big bad" Federal government won't let them ship their prisoners to fight Russians so we can see a fair fight between inmates. To be fair though, if it was allowed... their go half their combined electoral votes. Wouldn't surprise me if Florida comes out on top based on raw numbers sent over.

@KnawedOne

17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@theneurologist1

17 күн бұрын

Wish I could give you an extra thumbs up 👍🏼 for your Spaceman Spiff profile picture! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

@Mygg_Jeager

15 күн бұрын

222 likes Nice

@jeremybanks719

15 күн бұрын

That would be most states getting in on that game , And then we can do rednecks vs commy hunger games n such

I'm just waiting for HLC to start referring to Taiwan as "my boat"

@gwyn.

17 күн бұрын

Taiwan was referred as an “Unsinkable Aircraft Carrier” so your anticipation definitely has a chance. Heh

This one was hilarious. So many good lines 🤣

[3:13] "..50--yr-old system that's been shutting you down like you're late on a cable bill." Laughed my ass off.

Actually, Soccer was a slang term for the sport that the British came up with. It grew popular in America and the British switched back football.

@bornonthebattlefront4883

17 күн бұрын

It wasn’t slang Soccer/ Association foot ball was called such to distinguish itself in Cambridge in the clubs it was played, against the Gaelic and Irish football, which eventually turned into Rugby and American Football when the Irish brought it to the Americas The Irish called it “football” and to distinguish it against the British’s football, called it Soccer If anything, we have the Irish to thank for the distinction, which is better then calling rugby, kickball, association, Gaelic, gridiron and Canadian football, all football Imagine 20 different games all calling it football The US should adopt Gridiron as the name for the NA football & the rest of the world should adopt Association football, as the name for soccer It would save a lot of stupidity

@michaelbenjmitchell1

17 күн бұрын

@@bornonthebattlefront4883 American football is way different than Rugby. Rugby players don't wear full suits of armor to play.

@tyedyeguy69

17 күн бұрын

Same thing with the metric system Britain switched to metric after the revolutionary war

@thejestor9378

17 күн бұрын

@@bornonthebattlefront4883Gridiron definitely fits with how the game plays.

@thejestor9378

17 күн бұрын

@@michaelbenjmitchell1 American Football players didn’t at first either, they got more and more of that stuff added in over time as the game got bigger and bigger.

I love when he calls china west Taiwan. That shit is gold semiconductors

@dolphingoreeaccount7395

17 күн бұрын

Gold is, I believe, the 2nd best conductor And unlike the absolute best, silver, it doesn't oxidize

@mikewlazlinski4309

17 күн бұрын

​@@dolphingoreeaccount7395 are you smoking crack. Gold doesn't oxidize either.

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

16 күн бұрын

Calling it the ROC 🇹🇼 is so much better ! DPP can't stand it !... them being LGBTQ collaborators and 🇹🇼 haters.

In America's defense the limeys do use Stones and Hands as a form of measurement. I would love to see Habitual Linecrosser use one of those measurements in a later video to show how ridiculous measurements can be.

@burp2019

16 күн бұрын

the american system at least somewhat makes sense, still don't know what measurement a "stone" actually is

@stevenschnepp576

16 күн бұрын

@@burp2019 14 lb. They use it to measure body weight.

"West Taiwan," priceless.

"I know... some of you are good at drawing anime" 😂

@SelectStartGaming1

17 күн бұрын

That killed me😂😂😂😂😂

@Chris_Troxler

17 күн бұрын

And manga.😁

@harrisjordan7492

17 күн бұрын

​@@Chris_Troxler I am not cultured in the Anime/manga world. Would you mind explaining what the difference between the two is?

@thedude5able

17 күн бұрын

@@harrisjordan7492 Anime is animation (the infamous "Japanese cartoons"), while manga is illustrated (like those book compilations of comic strips before print media started dying).

@ebty4969

17 күн бұрын

Anime is the Japanese equivalent of tv cartoons and manga is the Japanese version of comic books. Nuff said.

This whole skit was good but calling China "West Taiwan" nearly killed me. 🤣

“Late on a cable bill” 🤣😂🇺🇸🤣😂

I always call them Freedom Units, "landed on the moon first measurements" is quite the mouthful! Winky Face

"Not so fast there, Slavic special ed." had me dying dude, keep it up! 🤣🤣

Fun fact 0:17, Britain was the country that coined and popularized the term "soccer". So when they brought the game over to America, the name Soccer stuck. So if you ever wonder why America calls it Soccer, blame Britain.

@FractalNinja

17 күн бұрын

We were also getting a shipment of metric weights to use as well......before the british sunk the french ship carrying said weights. Wonder why we took so long to implement it? 🤔🤣

@dylandepetro4187

17 күн бұрын

Well, everything before 1776 was Britian’s fault. Everything after 1776 is usually that fault of a democrat.

@stevenschnepp576

16 күн бұрын

@@FractalNinja Because the argument for it almost always boils down to "But the Euros use it!", and the ivory tower pseudointellectual types pushing for it don't grok that for the typical American, that's a reason not to.

The whole cricket line of jokes is hilarious for so many unintentional reason.... the best is England came up with the word Soccer and we adopted it because we also had American FootBall.... then they quit using it and "forgot" about it.

😂😂 your videos make my day seriously, fantastic ❤

Britian: *Names a sport "soccer"* America: *Accepts and adopts the name "soccer"* Britain: *Changes the name and gets pissed at America for the use of "soccer"* America : "Now hold on. This whole operation was your idea.

@mimcduffee86

17 күн бұрын

More accurately, Britain abbreviated a word then abbreviated the abbreviation into soccer. Then they called us lazy.

"West Taiwan" kills me every time. LOL

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

17 күн бұрын

Mainland Taiwan is new and even more fun

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

16 күн бұрын

​@@BoraHorzaGobuchul Nah... The newest one which is the most fun is the ROC 🇹🇼 !

Thank the Lord that I do not have to do metric to Imperial conversions in my head anymore, thanks to you and TFE!

“Mainland Taiwan”… that got me 😂😂😂.

I remember when I went through several shocks when I learnt that 1. Cricket was Really big in India 2. Disney broadcasted sport events 3. They got really hit in the wallet when they lost the rights to broadcast cricket.

@BouncingZeus

17 күн бұрын

Why number 2? Disney owns ABC and ESPN lol They have sine 96.

@kemarisite

17 күн бұрын

Cricket is pretty big in most (obviously not all) former British colonies, as I understand it.

@zirconiumdiamond1416

17 күн бұрын

The shocking part is that it is Disney+ that did it. Sports streaming didn't really exist except as part of odd one-offs back then, and Disney+ is pretty strictly limited to family, Marvel, and Star Wars stuff (the ABC stuff was put onto Hulu and the ESPN stuff was put onto ESPN+, if it was put anywhere at all). So, it was a little odd to think of Disney+ of all services, being the main cricket streamer in India. ​@@BouncingZeus

@HubiKoshi

17 күн бұрын

@@BouncingZeus Because I have next to no interest in what it's up to XD All I know it for are the Disney movies and ruining Star Wars.

@HubiKoshi

17 күн бұрын

@@kemarisite Yeah it makes sense, I just never considered it.

“We have a cricket team?” 😂 I’m also asking

@kingdomcome180

17 күн бұрын

When did this happen?

@kdavidsmith1

17 күн бұрын

Of course we do.

@P.I.L.O.T

17 күн бұрын

@@kingdomcome180 Its (the team and the word cup and matches) been planned for years. Knew about it like 1-2 years ago. Big Cricket Fan. Honestly all of us were shocked when Pakis got clapped.

@bandgeekforlife406

17 күн бұрын

I sort of assumed we did because we generally have a team for everything, no matter how obscure (to us). Like, we definitely have at least one curling team. However, I didn't look for concrete proof of the existence of said cricket team. It's nice to know :P

@PrinceVictory101

17 күн бұрын

And they’re half Indian… 🇮🇳 lmao!! Placed number 2 in group A as of the moment, gave India a run for its money! Kholi out in a single ball, Sharma out in a few after that? Me and my friends were shocked we did so bad To be fair it would’ve been better for India has us won because then us plays again teams a like Australia and Afghanistan If u can’t tell, I’m Indian :D

This is so goddamn hilarious..... especially the units of measurement bit

Really been enjoying your channel!

5000m? That's 7143 Washing machines!

@zacklewis342

17 күн бұрын

The Russians have already done that math. It's also 11,299 toilets.

Can you just run for President already?!? I just want to watch the white house briefings.

@justinbruck9602

17 күн бұрын

HLC as Brandon Herra's press secretary, TFE as the ambassador to the UN, Demo could be the surgeon general.......what are we doing with Donut? Ryan Macbeth as National Security adviser. The KZread Cabinet would be lit.

@L0stEngineer

17 күн бұрын

@@justinbruck9602 the most ironic solution is the most likely. Brandon Herrera would be the head of ATF.

@pogglywoggly3292

17 күн бұрын

Grandpa Buff for Secretary of Education.

@dominuslogik484

17 күн бұрын

@@L0stEngineer that would be kind of a punishment for the poor man, put him where he is needed but also an awful fate to have to endure.

@ri1288

17 күн бұрын

@@L0stEngineer He would turn the ATF into a convenience store, which would be awesome.

West Taiwan 🤣🤣 I fuckin love your content, man

Enjoyable, creative and funny 😂😂😂 as per the usual!!!

HLC should be the go-to for all current and future peace talks.

@pogglywoggly3292

17 күн бұрын

An HLC Pieces Summit to decide how many pieces of equipment should be used when brokering a 'Peace' deal.

1:28 Russia giving their equipment to America's enemies: "First man takes the rifle, second man takes the ammunition"....

@jimluebke3869

17 күн бұрын

If Russia or Pakistan were good at counter-zingers, they could mention they found some stuff in Afghanistan... FJB

@Gearhead221

17 күн бұрын

​@@jimluebke3869Who agreed to the withdrawal? Who signed on the dotted goddamn line?

@jimluebke3869

17 күн бұрын

@@Gearhead221 As I said -- FJB

@goldholz

17 күн бұрын

You missed the 1k in between the rifle and the other one with bulles made in NK

@GlasgowCeltic88

16 күн бұрын

​@@Gearhead221 who cares WHO signed on the dotted line... the implementation was a complete FUBAR of a Charlie Foxtrot.

Fun fact: Soccer is a British term for the sport. The UK invented it.

Hahaha funny as funky as always. Keep up the good work HLC.

Don’t MESS with America. ESPECIALLY THEIR BOATS!! 😂

@OddlyIncredible

17 күн бұрын

"You did what?" _::one eye twitches...::_

@bryantmartin4026

16 күн бұрын

dont....dont....touch...his boats (Japan)

@MrEvilproductions

16 күн бұрын

Oi, cunts! Ya don't fuck with their boats. -Scotland

Crickets? I thought we were more concerned about cicadas?

@pogglywoggly3292

17 күн бұрын

But most recurring Cicada swarms (Brood I guess?) don't last as long as a cricket match; thanks to the average 3-4 week lifespan once they reach adult stage of their natural life cycle. When you have to cancel a game after 10 days of playing because your ship is leaving port...

Slavic Special Ed , I chuckled at that.😊😂I had a similar "we have a"" moment when I read my college's campus paper ( circa Jan 2008) and saw that my college had a rugby 🏉 team. With the exception of a football 🏈 team we had every sports team including a rowing team on campus ( hint of anyone is old enough to remember Hank Gathers , I attended that college)

the average male American is 2.3 bald eagles tall, on averages

This is the best way for me to catch up on world news.

I met you last week at the restaurant! Fuckin love these videos😂

Buff load up the sun, its time for some combat camera man work in mainland Taiwan, get the juke box out, cos HERE COMES THE SUN. Another banger dude.

Landed on the moon first measurements! 😂 Made my day!

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

16 күн бұрын

Unmanned only. Deep State's "Man landed on the Moon" is a hoax and fraud.

Just so everyone knows the Soccer joke at the start of the video is funnier to me because the British invented the word soccer and we just adopted it from them

@strategicperson95

17 күн бұрын

And we aren't even the only country that calls it Soccer. Canada, South Africa, Australia and the Republic of Ireland also use the word. Britain is that grouchy father that hates his younger days, but forgot he taught his children those traits and acts haughty seeing in his kids what he hates about himself.

@Ender987G

17 күн бұрын

Just noticed you in the comments- You are 100% the best Carolina! Hello from the Pee Dee Region!

Best destruction of metric system advocates to date. Imperial's got the best sass. _"uh, let me convert that to landed on the moon first measurements"_ effing died. HLC, hat's off as usual.

@HubiKoshi

16 күн бұрын

I mean [side-eyes all the German rocket tech and scientists]

@stevenschnepp576

16 күн бұрын

@@HubiKoshi It helped, but the commies had that shit too.

"Hey, West Tiawan" got me dying. Probably got Xi dying as well which is the best part.

Of the 4 Rus Ships going to Cuba, 1 is a Fuel Tanker, and 1 is a TUG... I think I saw that the others are a Sub and a Cruiser.... both of which have not only US ships shadowing them but other aliy ships as well.

@Wolfen_Miku

17 күн бұрын

We are ready to make them coral reefs just to do our part to save the fishes :3

@Tomatnaufmaugn

17 күн бұрын

Not a cruiser. An Admiral Gorshkov class frigate, about the same displacement as a US Coast Guard Legend class cutter. They're relatively new and have a lot of VLS cells, but they're small enough the couast guard probably wouldn't have a problem sinking them with their 57mm Bofors.

@pogglywoggly3292

17 күн бұрын

I liked when I read the early reports that stated they were sending their aircraft carrier. They should have if they really wanted the world's attention. We'd all be checking daily to see if it sunk itself and Vegas would be going crazy adjusting the odds of it making back to Russian waters. "Did anyone have July 4th, early morning, a river in Argentina? Uh... electrical fire, and... sea turtles?"

@user-pp5hr6xk5p

17 күн бұрын

Don’t forget the surveillance aircraft and tanker above them keeping close watch

@KnawedOne

17 күн бұрын

A flotilla of NATO ships is accompanying a few Russian vessels to Cuba

Anything but the metric system. We'd rather use crocodiles per florida man

@dominuslogik484

17 күн бұрын

that sounds like a method of measuring nutrition.

@RampantFury925

17 күн бұрын

@@dominuslogik484 For the crocodiles or the Florida man?

@bandgeekforlife406

17 күн бұрын

@@RampantFury925 YES.

@radioactivebirbchild

17 күн бұрын

@@RampantFury925 Both. Both is good

@SonsOfLorgar

17 күн бұрын

Isn't that supposed to be florida men per croc?

That is an impressive hit for the Challenger three. The Abrams X can probably turn invisible on thermal scopes. Re: The SU-57, they might have made 20 frames, but only eight or ten have ever been flyable by all accounts, so actually more like 20%+ of the SU-57 have crashed.

"Cricket?! You have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!" Raphael

Technically speaking, the British made up the word soccer not the US to differentiate between rugby football (also called ruggers at the time) and association football( which is the normal football/soccer everyone is used to now). So the UK should be blaming itself

@sonnysama16

17 күн бұрын

The UK is also why we have the gun laws we have but nobody on that side of the pond is ready for that conversation. xD

@WowCreativeUsername

17 күн бұрын

But then stuck up brits won't have anything to randomly bring up in unrelated conversations.

After US making of “Packaherm” I started laughing so hard I started coughing so hard. It REALLY makes me want to quit vaping 🫡🤷🏻‍♂️🤣👍🏻🇺🇦🇺🇸😂

"I know. Some of you are good at drawing anime." I feel this was overlooked in all the zingers in this one 🤣

Korean-Viet here ‘Do not fucking play with me’ is the American motto since the 50s change my mind

Newtons fourth newly discovered law was. For every action against americas boat there is a "proportional response"

@dolphingoreeaccount7395

17 күн бұрын

This is gold and needs to be pinned

@KnawedOne

17 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👍🏽

0:58 It's funny because Nasa and the US military use the metric system.

@aaroncabatingan5238

17 күн бұрын

The US doesn't have a standard way to measure s h i t. They just use whatever they have on hand. Sometimes its imperial, sometimes its metric, sometimes its how many bacons it would take to get from here to there.

@kemarisite

17 күн бұрын

Except on occasion when NASA uses both Imperial and metric and crashes on Mars.

In the words of a great film, "We hot ourselves a gut busting motherloving NAVY WAR!" 😂

That Taiwan bit at the end was fucking gold.. reminds me of Red October.. "Your aircraft have dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet."

@peekaboopeekaboo1165

16 күн бұрын

Nah... 🇨🇳 got ways to neutralize 🇺🇲 undersea mines/drones in the Taiwan Strait.

And he just keeps getting better every time I see him!!!🔥🔥🔥💯

They do shut you down pretty damn quick if you're late with your cable bill. The ironic part is those that pay and get their bills via internet and get it from the cable company. Can't get the bill. Can't pay it either.

Thanks HLC for reminding us that this Cuban Missile Crisis is NOT THE SAME as the one 60 years ago. As someone who lived thru the first one I admit to a little angst about the current one. Nothing like assurance from an air defense expert to remind us that our toys are waaay better now! (and their boats suck)

Fun fact, the term soccer was invented in English universities for the sport and spread to English speaking countries. It's one of the few post revolution changes we embraced.

Pretty good week. We won cricket against Pakistan. Russia lost 10% of the “stealthy” SU-57s. UK is developing a new Challenger. All is good. 😊👍

I keep looking up HLC's info on Google because his jokes make me curious (Hi hello civilian nerdlet here) and I love what I'm seeing. The Su-57 is Russia's FIRST ATTEMPT at Gen 5 and according to Google, the older F-22 can just school that plane. Russia's beating it's chest over a flying joke. Meanwehile, my love of American aircraft keeps growing...

"Unmanned hellscape" is probably my quote of the week

Where's Poland? Miss my country being called european Texas again. :)

oh haha Britain....YOU GAVE US THE NAME SOCCER.

As soon as you mentioned the Challenger 3, my first thought was, man the War Thunder community is boutta have yet another leak

3:30 "West Taiwan never touching mainland Taiwan... If you weren't on their "Don not let enter" list already, that one got you on it. 🤣🤣

0:18 The name “Soccer” comes from Oxford. It was the “gentleman’s term” for it.

While I acknowledge the simplicity of metric, the fact remains: as long as our money is the standard unit of measurement for value worldwide, I will continue to stand by all our other units of measurement.