My girlfriend gets really mad at her people being compared to Texas and then they keep doing something that Texas would do.
@Zerpderp0
26 күн бұрын
Poland people collectively have the N-Word pass thanks to the Haitian Emperor. So let her know that
@HYpr1337time
26 күн бұрын
ask her what the problem is when youre being compared to one of the best states in the u.s.
@KeeperOfTartarus14
26 күн бұрын
@HYpr1337time thank you. I was coming here to say that. Should be honored to be considered an honorary Texan.
@TheHollomap
26 күн бұрын
Honestly..... Being compared to Texas is like the most American compliment Americans can give.
@TheCommissarIsDead
26 күн бұрын
Was literally going to say as a Texan it makes me weirdly proud for Poland to be little European us 😂
@spaceflightaerospace594226 күн бұрын
“Oh nothing here’s some more oil for you” 😂😂
@austinbutcher8106
26 күн бұрын
Oil? *proceeds to tell the Cia to scrub wht Canada said from records *
@seekeroftruth6728
26 күн бұрын
They know our love language.
@bmxriderforlife1234
26 күн бұрын
@seekeroftruth6728 and america knows ours.
@seekeroftruth6728
26 күн бұрын
@@bmxriderforlife1234 Hockey, maple syrup, and war crimes? 😂
@bmxriderforlife1234
26 күн бұрын
@seekeroftruth6728 don't forget the "canned" meat. And the trench brooms, the marines and all the secret canadians from america who enjoy our ways. Devils brigade version 2.0 baby
@misterenigma671126 күн бұрын
It's only a war crime if somebody has a record of it. Solid Gold.
@RammmFan
26 күн бұрын
Famous geneva checklist
@robinst-pierre9600
26 күн бұрын
OH CANADA!!!
@fav-chuck9207
26 күн бұрын
@@RammmFan I am partial to the Geneva Suggestions as well.
@boreas9291
26 күн бұрын
Shush and take the hush oil.
@usmc1979034
26 күн бұрын
I cracked up at that part then Canada silencing the US with a oil bribe I mean shipment
@ZeSgtSchultz26 күн бұрын
The American public school system may not have taught me geography, but playing RISK every goddamn day of my childhood sure did
@archangeldo913
26 күн бұрын
Always hunker down in Australia.
@kerbalairforce8802
26 күн бұрын
Games are the best teachers.
@danielsnook7362
26 күн бұрын
@@kerbalairforce8802and sabaton for my generation apparently 😂. But you know what ever works
@mitchellreineke3024
26 күн бұрын
Can't believe I found a Sergent Schultz account
@jawstrock2215
26 күн бұрын
for me, it has been EU4...
@archangeldo91326 күн бұрын
Poland being Poland is simply priceless.
@thelockpickingspoon9074
26 күн бұрын
Poland is like the small guy who’s constantly saying “hold me back”
@theinquisitor8112
26 күн бұрын
@@thelockpickingspoon9074 Small guy with a giant revolver loaded in .454 Casull. I wouldn't wanna be an invading country attacking them today.
@kitten-inside
26 күн бұрын
Also Canada being Canada. I feel like we'd make a great team. Led by the Kid.
@vounsky
26 күн бұрын
Meanwhile Poland - probably sipping vodka, smoking cigarette: "Whether I'm right or whether I'm wrong Whether I find a place in this world or never belong Article 5, Article 5 What else can I be but what I am I want to live, not merely survive And I won't give up this dream Of life that keeps me alive Article 5, Article 5 The dream that I see makes me what I am That far away prize, a world of success Is waiting for me if I heed the call I won't settle down, won't settle for less As long as there's a chance for Article 5 I'll go it alone, that's how it must be I can't be right for somebody else If I'm not right for me Article 5, Article 5 Daring to try, to do it or die I've gotta be me"
@BDESal
26 күн бұрын
Little European texas😊
@ErrorSans-ls9hd26 күн бұрын
I also love how the kid is willing to fight the laws of physics itself just to get an interception. LET HIM LOOSE UNCLE SAM
@phant0m233
26 күн бұрын
Then: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" Now: "OPEN THE HANGAR DOORS!"
@DatDarkOne
26 күн бұрын
As much as I think that would be freaking cool, I'm also just a tad bit scared of a situation where we let the Kid fully go for it.
@sonar357
26 күн бұрын
LET HIM EAT!!!!
@CalvinHavener
26 күн бұрын
LET HIM EAT!!!
@Cassie_Escape
26 күн бұрын
Just give The Kid to Poland and everything will be fine 😊 lmao
@joekent567526 күн бұрын
1914: archduke gets assassinated, WW1 starts. 2024: Prime Minister gets shot, Poland invades Russia. "War, war never changes."
@Intrepidice
26 күн бұрын
If Slovakia would for any reason declare this an article 5 against Russia, which is unlikely as for the moment it looks like a crazy Slovak doing it because he was crazy and not as an agent of a foreign country, Poland is ready. So much ready. Almost like Poland is done with being the country everyone flattens as soon as there is a war in Central Europe.
@BlueGangsta1958
26 күн бұрын
I swear to god, if Germany gets involved in this one and we'll be remembered as the aggressors _again,_ I'm gonna lose it.
@thespartan-sangheili3224
26 күн бұрын
I don't want to set the world. on. fire. I just want to staaaaart a flame in your heart.
@joekent5675
26 күн бұрын
@thespartan-sangheili3224 in my heart I have but one desire.
@isengarde9490
26 күн бұрын
Except this time it might actually be over by Christmas.
@williamsweeney266026 күн бұрын
"It's only a war crime if someone keeps a record of it" is a cold ass line.
@trisrenaquino8794
26 күн бұрын
Thats a t-shirt right there
@ictpilot
26 күн бұрын
@@trisrenaquino8794I'm already looking for a T-shirt print shop. 😁
@snarkymoosesshack8793
25 күн бұрын
'Geneva Conventions'? That's just the Canadian infantry to-do list when abroad. :^)
@bradriccio323826 күн бұрын
As a vet, the sigh you give when you have to break the 4th wall to explain things is felt in my soul.
@TheLongVigil
26 күн бұрын
Mine too, because when I was going to school we actually learned about WW1. Ugh...
@GenarelGuy
26 күн бұрын
My headcanon is that you meant veterinarian and you're just really tired of dogs that don't want to drink from syringes.
@Glitch353t
26 күн бұрын
Thank you for your service
@williamcox632
26 күн бұрын
Ty for ur service
@titanium4082
26 күн бұрын
@@TheLongVigilthey still teach it, it's up to kids to remember it or not
@oysterscrolls26 күн бұрын
Franz Ferdinand? Love that band.
@mirandigriffin9879
26 күн бұрын
And Modest Mouse
@Galilupottepeak
26 күн бұрын
me too
@Mr_Buzz_Aldrin
26 күн бұрын
"I want you to, Take me out! 🎸🎵🎶
@DeadRobit29
26 күн бұрын
Oh, you sweet, sweet soul.
@paireon3419
26 күн бұрын
Same. Wonder what they're up to lately.
@jerrylittle779726 күн бұрын
There is just something poetic about the Kid and Grampa Buff teaming up in the fight. The Kid out sweeping and Grampa Buff making the bad guys get off the lawn!
@keithmays8076
26 күн бұрын
I just have a mental image of Clint Eastwood holding the chain to a Tasmanian Devil. You're welcome.
@Blutwind
26 күн бұрын
Thing is Buff doesn't just get them of the lawn but also gets the lawn of the ground.......... and much ground of the bedrock.
@appo935726 күн бұрын
I’m surprised the kid hasn’t started singing “I want to break free!!”
@DJRockford83
26 күн бұрын
New character arc
@marcusrauch4223
26 күн бұрын
I can see it in my minds eye. Not sure if he would do it with Freddie Mercury's voice or his own.
@That.Lady.withtheYarn
26 күн бұрын
Metal version of free bird
@swifty-nine
25 күн бұрын
The Kid wouldn't be singing it. He'd be screaming in anguish while the higher-ups in charge of keeping him chained down blast it on repeat through his hanger during times of heightened Eastern tensions. You know, to ensure the kid is well and truly ruled up when shit hits the fan and they finally open those hanger doors.
@danielle2451
12 күн бұрын
Next video
@taylormwilson126 күн бұрын
"How about you unlock this hanger, and me and this phisics character go have a conversation" - the kid 😂😂😂 HLC your content ALWAYS cracks me up
@HanSolo__
26 күн бұрын
Physics does not want to mess with the kid.
@AgentX2006
26 күн бұрын
@@HanSolo__ I'm afraid of the consequences of F-22 winning that fight. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!
@grogvaughan5649
26 күн бұрын
I got $50 on the Kid!
@drhandle4498
26 күн бұрын
This puts me in mind of my old German Shepherd trying to herd Greyhounds. It shouldn't have been possible - even modern german engineering should have been no match for thousands of years of evolution - but every so often, she managed it. My money will be on physics - three times out of four.
@grogvaughan5649
26 күн бұрын
@drhandle4498 30+ years of having free vacations at just about every casino in North America I disagree.
@icbendanillo381026 күн бұрын
"Lemme borrow some of your hypersonics Uncle Sam, me and good Sir Issac Newton will have a nice little *chat* " *proceeds to be a time machine, went back in time and intercepts the apple before hitting Newton's head*
@AntalopeAUT
26 күн бұрын
That one made me laugh WAY TOO HARD . Thanks
@riverraven7359
26 күн бұрын
You leave good sir Isaac out of this
@Markyparky56
26 күн бұрын
There goes gravity
@theargonianmercenary184
26 күн бұрын
And you, my good sir, should be in charge of writing twists in movies lol
@dr.floridamanphd
26 күн бұрын
@@Markyparky56only for a few hundred years. This gentleman by the name of Einstein will basically figure it out.
@Dragonoligy126 күн бұрын
As a Slovakian, thank you for covering this situation. I'm currently on exchange in USA, and no one is talking about it. Glad to see some people care
@Tejaneaux-ic8dp
26 күн бұрын
Weird... everyones talking about it here in texas. It literally drowned out the fact we had a barge hit a bridge in galveston and its leaking oil in the gulf.
@bigolboomerbelly4348
26 күн бұрын
Sorry about both situations
@kcnichols8968
26 күн бұрын
@@Tejaneaux-ic8dp Why does that sound so on brand for Galveston?
@rhov-anion
26 күн бұрын
@@kcnichols8968 I was gonna say, no one talks about the leaky oil barge because... well, it's Galveston.
@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD26 күн бұрын
I love how “little European Texas” was a joke about the rearming of Poland, but it can also easily apply to how Poland has a VERY long history of being anti-authoritarian and one of the first republics in that part of the world where you could live how you wanted. It was putting the ideas of libertarianism into practice 200 years before America even existed.
@brigidtheirish
26 күн бұрын
And they had one of the highest Jewish populations prior to WWII because they historically didn't give a shit.
@kompatybilijny9348
26 күн бұрын
I mean, only the nobles could vote in that "republic", which was 5-10% of the population depending on the exact time. And of those nobles, the vast majority was being bribed by one of several insanely rich magnates to do as they were told. And even then, nothing EVER would get done because even a SINGLE vote against meant that the legistlation was dead (liberum veto). Now consider that there was a LOT of "nobles" who were homeless men with sabers (a symbol of nobility) and how easy they were to bribe by outside forces. The country stagnated, peasants (80-90% of the population) were literally property and were often treated like animals, while cities were small and not really numerous on comparison to the rest of Europe. King's only role was to bribe nobles with extra rights and priviledges in exchange for their support. In the end, 40% of the royal treasury's income was from a SINGLE Salt mine, because cities were small and not wealthy, while nobles did not pay taxes because of course they didn't. The state was a bunch of Oligarchs and their bootlickers doing their own thing with no real oversight and a ceremonial king. It was literally HRE political mess on steroids.
@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
26 күн бұрын
@@kompatybilijny9348 still had more political representation than everywhere else at the time, as well as more than even ancient Athenian society.
@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
26 күн бұрын
It’s really a matter of perspective. While the HRE was tearing itself apart over “not worshipping Jesus Christ correctly” as well as Spain and the completely unexpected inquisition, Muslims and Jews in Poland were able to freely practice their own chosen faith without fear of being tortured.
@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
26 күн бұрын
You gotta remember that this was happening while the inquisition was going on unexpectedly in Spain, as well as the thirty years war right next door.
@beveragebrit26 күн бұрын
'From a shot that would change the world Tensions rise and a war is unfurled Nothing like what had come before It's the war that will end all war' - Sabaton
@Adamu98
26 күн бұрын
A fellow sabaton fan in the wild?
@bigval46
26 күн бұрын
the history edition.... i see youre a person of class
@mattharms5629
26 күн бұрын
Remember only the dead have seen the end of war..
@kllk12ful
26 күн бұрын
I love that song
@titusseptim
26 күн бұрын
“War will never entirely die, it will evolve It will change And war will return, sooner than we think”
@pixellordm878026 күн бұрын
As a Canadian finding out that my country’s becoming more independent from china & preparing is both deeply terrifying and incredibly exciting to hear & i don’t know how to feel.
@Jeff.78
26 күн бұрын
F chyna. They don't play hockey.
@Rybc
26 күн бұрын
I Love how as a Canadian I heard about it on this channel before our actual news... lol
@Pierce-lz7kv
26 күн бұрын
Feel excited, FEEL INCREDIBLY EXCITED!
@pixellordm8780
26 күн бұрын
@@Pierce-lz7kv i’ve always wanted to hold a C9 LMG…. And CADPAT + its winter variant do look really nice…..
@Pierce-lz7kv
26 күн бұрын
Even more reason to be incredibly excited
@daniellara437626 күн бұрын
Love that you made Poland sing Artice 5 to the tune of “Remember remember the 5th of November “
The F-22 ready to tell physics to "Step outside" is priceless.
@pirobot668beta
26 күн бұрын
Turns out ram-jets can operate without fuel if they go fast enough; compression zone plasma are electrically conductive. Current flowing through the plasma heats it faster and more efficiently than combustion can manage. Something, something z-pinch confines plasma...
@hugeinjapan463526 күн бұрын
Yea, I saw the dude getting shot and my inner European History major was all "Don't be a Serb, don't be a Serb, don't be a Serb!"
@XM8A1
26 күн бұрын
As someone who doesn't know much of history, why would being a Serb matter?
@hugeinjapan4635
26 күн бұрын
@@XM8A1 my dude.... how?!? Here, try this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavrilo_Princip
@silverjohn6037
26 күн бұрын
In fairness it's a politician not the favorite nephew of the Austro-Hungarian Emperor this time. Still not a spark you want to see near a powder keg though.
@hugeinjapan4635
26 күн бұрын
@@silverjohn6037 Oh, I understand the geopolitical context has evolved somewhat over the last century, but the historical symmetry would have been just a smidge alarming.
@striker6738
26 күн бұрын
@@silverjohn6037 That's one thing - the other fact is everyone here is chill with each other (Eastern Europe/Balkans) except Hungary, because fuck Hungary
@RoseKindred26 күн бұрын
Awwww Little Texas is so cute when he is cooking.
@Mariner31126 күн бұрын
As a History major back in the 1980s... yesterdays' breaking news sure hit me with thought right off the bat. Love your videos.
@hungrymusicwolf
26 күн бұрын
I was not a history major, but even my have-not-even-finished-highschool level history gave me a "hol' up there. I've seen this one before and I'm not keen to repeat it." moment.
@kateshiningdeer3334
26 күн бұрын
Almost everything I know about Franz Ferdinand and the lead-up to WWI I learned from Glenn Beck, and MY thought was "Uh-oh, is this how WW3 actually kicks off???" Because, honestly, this was NOT how I expected it to start. I mean, we've done this version before! I thought the writers would at least give us new material...
@agrobeson6471
26 күн бұрын
Not when the old chants and dysphemisms work SO EFFECTIVELY on low-informational types...hate, rinse, repeat.
@ccvcharger
25 күн бұрын
@@kateshiningdeer3334are you kidding me. The writers have been stuck on the “and somehow Hitler returned” theme for the last decade.
@KincaidCalder-vn6bo
25 күн бұрын
Y’know, if Star Wars can do the “reboot/sequel”, then so can world history.
@StephenTSchuler26 күн бұрын
Once you see the raptor at an air show, youll know the kid has a fair shot winning that argument.
@C4PT41NSL1NKY26 күн бұрын
Gotta say this channel is my favorite way to watch us all inch towards World War 3
@kilroy2517
26 күн бұрын
I have a feeling future historians are going to say WWIII started in 2014.
@kateshiningdeer3334
26 күн бұрын
@@kilroy2517I wouldn't be surprised if they said 2008, either, TBH. That's when the economics started to go to crap all over the place... and bad economies tend to start the downward spiral that's then just WAITING for the right spark.
@ccvcharger
25 күн бұрын
@@kateshiningdeer3334let’s be honest, everything went down hill after 9/11. We were just more optimistic about picking ourselves back up prior to 2008.
@aaronlopez49226 күн бұрын
"🎶Article 5, article 5, how I love my article 5 🎶". Poland
@arcrimeaball
26 күн бұрын
"The rest of NATO eastern flank sing along"
@bmxriderforlife1234
26 күн бұрын
Canada comes in singing about the sweet call of the night and trench brooms, arm in arm with poles and Ukrainians and aussies and Yankees skipping along behind.
@jacobgomos241826 күн бұрын
At this point I definitely feel like we all should have seen it coming that Poland would somehow get involved. And I am still cracking up over when United States said “I don’t shit in my neighbor’s backyard. I shit in yours”.
@bobdowling693226 күн бұрын
No. You are not the only one getting a Franz Ferdinand vibe from this. 😟
@ChaplainPhantasm26 күн бұрын
Last time I was this early in a video, the BUFF was still a folktale and the B29 was the Big Ugly Fat Fu--
@travisbishop782
26 күн бұрын
Back when Boeing knew how to make aircraft?
@josephradley3160
25 күн бұрын
@travisbishop782 Boeing's only successes in recent years has been tweaking the brilliant designs of MDC.
@thejestor937826 күн бұрын
The Son of Blackbird getting missiles… welp, seems the high speed recon is bout to become the fastest delivery system on the planet.
@fluitfluiten
26 күн бұрын
Fun fact: an intercepter variant of the A-12 / SR-71 was planned, the YF-12. And 3 prototypes were built. It was armed with 3 air-to-air missiles.
@NuclearFalcon146
26 күн бұрын
@@fluitfluiten Those were the AIM-47 and in testing proved quite capable. They would later serve as the basis from which Hughes would derive the famous AIM-54 that would later be used on the F-14 Tomcat.
@Rukdug26 күн бұрын
Canada: *starts harvesting more raw materials and stock piling weapons* Anyone who knows Canada's history: "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit things are going to go down aren't they?!?"
@colewest7096
26 күн бұрын
I want to post the meme from The Office where Michael starts panicking.
@badgermacleod5588
26 күн бұрын
It's always a sign that there's something weird happening & nobody really knows what it is. Something batshit crazy usually.
@kornpuffkitty4183
26 күн бұрын
It's almost as big an oh shit moment as when the Marines cancelled their birthday party..............
@marcmichaud164326 күн бұрын
HBL, you just get us Canadians. Nothing but support sir 🇨🇦🇺🇸🤘
@salenstormwing26 күн бұрын
F22: "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
@supermassiveblackhole818226 күн бұрын
As an astrophysicist I say if the kid fighting the laws of the universe itself is what gets us to the stars, so be it
@TheRibottoStudios26 күн бұрын
To quote Sidney Prescott "You might actually be the most derivative one of all. I mean, Christ, the same house?" instead of "Christ the same house?" it's "Christ the same region?"
@Klaaism
26 күн бұрын
To quote Otto "Wildman" von Bismarck, "it will be some fool thing in the Balkans." Granted he was referring more to WW1.
@FlyingWithSpurts26 күн бұрын
As someone who has seen an F-22 Airshow Demo live, I can verify that Physics does not apply to The Kid.
@Apollyon67
26 күн бұрын
Kinda like Captain America's shield.
@tjkj-om9oi
26 күн бұрын
And just remember what you see at the airshows is not anywhere near its true potential. They are not allowed to fly the F22 at its limits so no one but the pilots and manufacturer knows for national security.
@yoface253726 күн бұрын
Glad im not the only one with franz ferdinand feelings
@jasonseraphius72526 күн бұрын
The archduke similarity caught me too. You ain't alone.
@jeremygibbs734226 күн бұрын
Polllllaaannnddd make sure You've got Canada coming along with you!
@karczameczka
26 күн бұрын
Just like The Black Devils 2.0 in WW2? Let’s go!
@viralink403026 күн бұрын
I've loved "the kid" character since rip, so believe me when I say that I woke my wife up with my laughter! Maybe it's just me, but "how 'bout you unlock the hanger door and me and this physics character..." line had me in tears!
@BCAT3089
25 күн бұрын
same "the kid" has become legendary to the point where if the F22 is used the authorizing person will likely use the words "okay, let the kid go eat"
@Nighthawk210626 күн бұрын
Orrrr good ol Canadian Hospitality 😂😂😂
@supr3m3panda26 күн бұрын
I’m pretty sure 22 has enough anime protagonist bullshit to be able to win a fight against physics.
@mcomeslast26 күн бұрын
Oh no, it isn’t just you. Ferdinand was exactly what I thought of.
@BCAT3089
25 күн бұрын
same!!
@mitchellbailey703026 күн бұрын
Working in the garden, saw your video and took a break with some Lemonade. “I don’t poop in my backyard, I poop in your” I lost it and choked on the lemonade….. then Canada bribing us with oil.😂🤣😂🤣😂 then Poland. By the got done watching I had to watch it again and again so I didn’t miss anything🫡🇺🇸👍🏻
@Shadowkey39226 күн бұрын
You’re welcome. From Canada.
@matthewdyer156826 күн бұрын
Favorite physics-related military fun fact: The F-15 does not need to use its wings to produce lift. Its engine is powerful enough that it can operate like a rocket and beat the atmosphere into submission.
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
19 күн бұрын
True american thought process
@generalnawaki26 күн бұрын
Poland's chomping at the bit and Canada's re arming, yeah there's a whole LOT of red flags in that sentence.
@HammerOn-bu7gx26 күн бұрын
"... lethality of a f$%^ing confetti cannon!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@StelyDn26 күн бұрын
Poor F-22... Still locked away. SET HIM FREE, DAMN IT!
@dabestboi750926 күн бұрын
We love our canadian hush oil
@trottheblackdog26 күн бұрын
I almost want to F-22 to get some.. just to come back and watch the video here
@fatboy760926 күн бұрын
Anyone else waiting for little European Texas to roll up outside the Kid's door in an windowless panel van and ask him if he wants to see a puppy, have some candy, and intercept all the Soviet Planes he could ever want?
@vounsky
26 күн бұрын
Me! Me! Me!
@burp2019
26 күн бұрын
he tried and failed
@Intrepidice
24 күн бұрын
@@burp2019from memory: “He just wants you there in case a Russian pilot zig when it should have zagged so he can let you lose on them.” “PROMISE?!”
@TxRedline26 күн бұрын
As a great poet and orator once said " it's not a war crime the first time "
@eliannafreely5725
26 күн бұрын
Not really Canada's first time though....
@Jchmcom26 күн бұрын
As a Texan I approve the moniker 'Little European Texas."
@afterburn260026 күн бұрын
I absolutely 100% made the Franz Ferdinand reference immediately after hearing about it. Just like you, not sure how this will age, but I'm just very glad he's considered stable condition.
@kingsim928826 күн бұрын
Gotta love that Canadian hospitality!🇨🇦
@peris_arts_film969926 күн бұрын
I too had a Sarajevo thought when hearing about Slovakia
@benoithudson7235
26 күн бұрын
Slovakia isn't in the balkans so it'll be fine, we won't be having trench warfare and pictures of utterly devastated towns and forests in Europe anytime soon. ... Uh. Wait.
@hungrymusicwolf26 күн бұрын
I love Poland. He's got the right spirit!
@user-cl6rf2pi8j26 күн бұрын
That Franz Ferdinand bit hit home when we realize that Slovakia was once part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. About the time that Princip bumped of Franz an' Soohie .
@patrickkenyon232626 күн бұрын
That last line from the Kid was spoken like a true fighter pilot! Physics only applies to other people!
@sgtcarnage277226 күн бұрын
I can’t help but laugh at this stuff lol I appreciate you. The comic relief is much needed Sir.
@tannermcnabb483626 күн бұрын
As a Canadian, I love your Canadian accent
@Born2Losenot2win26 күн бұрын
“ANd ThEn… HE WIl BE MIne 👹” Loved the grunty voice
@kennethwatchorn382126 күн бұрын
We 🇨🇦 love you too Buff😘
@Crimsonbrony481226 күн бұрын
The confetti cannon got me
@melianbaker361526 күн бұрын
As a former F22 crew cheif and now F35 crew cheif I can confirm the voices and all that is said by those two aircraft are 102% accurate
@mateuszzimon8216
25 күн бұрын
why u got downgrade? or u forgot where are keys to f22 hangar?
@baileyquinnelly363326 күн бұрын
I love the kid. I love his character so much.
@HanSolo__
26 күн бұрын
Man, he is romantic as well. 😄
@williamthehuntsman26 күн бұрын
Boy. The kid is getting real American real quick. America won't let him fight, so he's trying to fight anyone and everyone
@dougf124926 күн бұрын
When Poland was stealing the episode but then Canada rolls out with “it’s not a war crime if there’s no record of it” hahahaha that’s the best! (not exact quote)
@1977Yakko26 күн бұрын
These videos make me proud of my Polish heritage.
@martykitson344226 күн бұрын
love how the kids willing to even go out and fight physics
@Serperior-Deoxys26 күн бұрын
"Little European Texas" got a great laugh from me as a Texan. Sidenote, I heard Tank sales have gone up in our state so that's funny too. Wonder if you'll mention that, or at least double check. Dunno how much is propaganda these days.
@HanSolo__
26 күн бұрын
We ordered 250x M1A2 SEPv3 (I have no idea what's the purchase value) and got 116x of M1A1 FEP as a friendly gift from the US (as a replacement for 220 T-72s and 60 PT-91 for Ukraine). We also picked the most modern ammo from you (1.5 billion I guess) and lots of other stuff.
@happymask1326 күн бұрын
Western Europe really going the WW1 route huh
@RaptorJesus
26 күн бұрын
Slovakia is pretty firmly in Eastern Europe.
@patricktho6546
26 күн бұрын
No I don't want to start a 2 front war, just to avoid a 2 front war.
@ePiiCeaglepwner
26 күн бұрын
@@RaptorJesus its central europe not eastern
@minecraftfox4384
26 күн бұрын
@@ePiiCeaglepwner it's Eastern Europe. Central Europe ends at Czech Republic.
@Krieg-ch8ot
26 күн бұрын
@@minecraftfox4384I mean Slovakia and the Czech Republic used to be one country so I mean it's on the line between central and eastern Europe.
@sWagoner050626 күн бұрын
Love the videos man. Also my “Don’t touch the boats” shirt just got here. It’s absolutely wonderful 👍
@andie_pants26 күн бұрын
Don't worry, little Raptor. You're the GOAT in DCS World...
@uurkisme26 күн бұрын
The kid really ties these skits together dude.
@stefanomontano917526 күн бұрын
The kid is the only one who could possibly beat physics. LET HIM EAT.
@justforfunsies500026 күн бұрын
22 coming in hot with the attitude on my son’s 22nd birthday! Love it! 🎉 And this is why he wanted a 22 t-shirt for his birthday this year. Unfortunately, he has vowed to speak like 22 every day for the next year. 🤣😫 Save me, Grandpa Buff!
@erichbachaman26 күн бұрын
Poland is becoming my favorite character. Nice work HLC!
@neuderk10026 күн бұрын
Every day I watch these and every day I get a good little chuckle in. I do wish they would let the kid in tho. It feels like a huge slap to my mom's face and she was apart of the YF22 project when she worked for Lockheed Martin. Put the kid in!!! He's ready Coach!!!
@FedralBI26 күн бұрын
F-22 suddenly starts going Mach 12. Everyone: How is that possible? Air Force: He took physics behind the hangar, kicked its ass, and took its lunch money.
@Sorain1
25 күн бұрын
that or Air Force: So he found out about the limiter software and convinced the techs to jailbreak him.
@enigmabureau26 күн бұрын
Canada heard “Franz Ferdinand” and got excited
@user-cb1hl4hy8t26 күн бұрын
Your welcome grandpa buff , from this canadian it's always nice to know your up there...
@miafiolekova581726 күн бұрын
As a slovak I can say you nailed our accent 100%
@filipstraka896426 күн бұрын
Just a little correction: Unlike the US, Slovakia doesn't have a 2-party system, so economic policies (right, left) don't correlate with social policies (progressive, conservative). He's on the economic left but conservative, anti-LGBT, etc.
@HubiKoshi
26 күн бұрын
I imagine it's like this in most of Post-Commie Central Europe. In Poland the two main parties are ideologically liberal and conservative but Both buy votes with social policies.
@Jeff.78
26 күн бұрын
Is his last name, "Bush?" 🙃
@iglidor
26 күн бұрын
@@HubiKoshi Well the thing is that most conservative party in Europe would be considered as dirty socialsts by both parties in US
@Pierce-lz7kv
26 күн бұрын
And it's the whole having your cake and trying to eat it too that got him to feel holey
@forsociopoliticalstuff2629
26 күн бұрын
To be fair, Westminster systems often end up becoming de facto two or three party systems, as the with the UK or Canada. Also technically the US technically isn’t a two party system either, as other parties are allowed to both exist and run for elections after meeting the parameters to do so, it’s just that both elections work and history has worked in the US has consistently cussed it to be de facto two parties of one type or another.
@ilovenato26 күн бұрын
As a hungarian, I hope to god Orbán follows in his footsteps...
@ChaplainPhantasm
26 күн бұрын
As your neighbor to the East (Romanian), I hope so too.
@wardog5537
26 күн бұрын
Ive read up on Orban and his collusion with Putin, how has he stayed in power for so long
@the_senate8050
26 күн бұрын
Orban is too well *armoured* he wouldn't even feel a shot to the abdomen.
@minecraftfox4384
26 күн бұрын
Besides not wanting his country turned into an economic puppet of Germany, what's he done? Or do you like Hungarian businesses failing so German ones can scoop up the scraps and keep Hungarians poor and desolate.
@martenkahr3365
26 күн бұрын
@@wardog5537 Because his only real opposition in the country swings way too far in the other direction and barely even hides that their only political agenda is contempt for the masses that vote for Orban and hollow promises that becoming a good little EU bootlick is totally going to make things better for the regular people and not just the pro-EU politicians and German businessmen.
@georgeblair389426 күн бұрын
"How about you unlock that hangar door, and me and that physics character go have a conversation". Saw that one coming, still laughed.
@jkellynewman92039 күн бұрын
European Texas. Lol. In the late 80s I worked with a guy from Poland. Andre was a solid guy; humorous, hard worker, competent and following the american dream - he escaped from commie Poland before the fall of the Ruskies. He arrived in the US in Texas and always spoke English with a Texan accent with a Polish twist on it. He said he did that on purpose cuz we natives always got a kick out it. God bless America.
@michaelscott602226 күн бұрын
Poland has a little drool on the corner of his mouth, and Canada stopped ordering Chinese takeout. That Spree For Three is getting closer...
@Fierymedic201526 күн бұрын
Yeah we’ve seen this movie before…
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
19 күн бұрын
Twice actually lol
@m2a99526 күн бұрын
Slovak here - you nailed the accent, we call it Slovenglish :D
@nexusducky573526 күн бұрын
my day is always better when HLC uploads these
@KingGremlin60226 күн бұрын
First thing I thought of was the shooting of archduke Ferdinand.
@UchihaPercy
26 күн бұрын
“Those who refuse to learn from history are doomed to repeat it”. Well, if this ends up going tits up, we’ve learned nothing.
@KingGremlin602
26 күн бұрын
@@UchihaPercy I don't think we ever will
@tacojoesvt26 күн бұрын
I love how the kid is slowly turning into Batman but just with a little less non-lethality and a little more thirst for blood. I mean, he has the voice almost down, everyone is scared of him, and no one can see him coming. Pretty much Batman if you ask me
@chenlee983526 күн бұрын
Canada: “We all played the original Fallout game. We all know it’s a game. But some of you people worry us…”
@aidenp600126 күн бұрын
According to the news, the man who shot the Slovakian prime minister is a local Slovakian writer and poet who isn’t affiliated with anyone, any group, or any other country, he just heavily disagrees with how said prime minister’s rhetoric against “liberal media” and certain journalists. In other words, he (so far) does not appear to be an assassin sent in by some other country to do their dirty work
@zahnatom
26 күн бұрын
he's said to be supportive of some russian like seperatist group in slovakia
@itsjustme8947
26 күн бұрын
Sleepers are a special breed. ;-)
@a10.
26 күн бұрын
He was a vocal supporter of a now disbanded pro-Russian paramilitary "Slovenskí Branci".
@iglidor
26 күн бұрын
@@zahnatom In past he was part of paramilitary pro-russian organization, but from what I found on internet, he disasociated with them quite a while ago and in recent times he publicaly speaked against all the bullshit that Russia is doing
@eliannafreely5725
26 күн бұрын
And yet a Slovakian member of the media interviewed on TVP world was saying he was aligned with "Nazis". Russia just doesn't let up with it.
@Egg-ov9cn26 күн бұрын
I've been wanting a conversation with physics for a while now
@chadpickens850026 күн бұрын
The Kid scares the hell out of me, and I'm not even an aircraft
@ms264926 күн бұрын
1:10 is the most frightening "and the he'll be mine" ive ever heard
@Maxislithium26 күн бұрын
Don't mind us up here in the north. But we REALLY need to actually invest in our own military and civilian infrastructure.
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My girlfriend gets really mad at her people being compared to Texas and then they keep doing something that Texas would do.
@Zerpderp0
26 күн бұрын
Poland people collectively have the N-Word pass thanks to the Haitian Emperor. So let her know that
@HYpr1337time
26 күн бұрын
ask her what the problem is when youre being compared to one of the best states in the u.s.
@KeeperOfTartarus14
26 күн бұрын
@HYpr1337time thank you. I was coming here to say that. Should be honored to be considered an honorary Texan.
@TheHollomap
26 күн бұрын
Honestly..... Being compared to Texas is like the most American compliment Americans can give.
@TheCommissarIsDead
26 күн бұрын
Was literally going to say as a Texan it makes me weirdly proud for Poland to be little European us 😂
“Oh nothing here’s some more oil for you” 😂😂
@austinbutcher8106
26 күн бұрын
Oil? *proceeds to tell the Cia to scrub wht Canada said from records *
@seekeroftruth6728
26 күн бұрын
They know our love language.
@bmxriderforlife1234
26 күн бұрын
@seekeroftruth6728 and america knows ours.
@seekeroftruth6728
26 күн бұрын
@@bmxriderforlife1234 Hockey, maple syrup, and war crimes? 😂
@bmxriderforlife1234
26 күн бұрын
@seekeroftruth6728 don't forget the "canned" meat. And the trench brooms, the marines and all the secret canadians from america who enjoy our ways. Devils brigade version 2.0 baby
It's only a war crime if somebody has a record of it. Solid Gold.
@RammmFan
26 күн бұрын
Famous geneva checklist
@robinst-pierre9600
26 күн бұрын
OH CANADA!!!
@fav-chuck9207
26 күн бұрын
@@RammmFan I am partial to the Geneva Suggestions as well.
@boreas9291
26 күн бұрын
Shush and take the hush oil.
@usmc1979034
26 күн бұрын
I cracked up at that part then Canada silencing the US with a oil bribe I mean shipment
The American public school system may not have taught me geography, but playing RISK every goddamn day of my childhood sure did
@archangeldo913
26 күн бұрын
Always hunker down in Australia.
@kerbalairforce8802
26 күн бұрын
Games are the best teachers.
@danielsnook7362
26 күн бұрын
@@kerbalairforce8802and sabaton for my generation apparently 😂. But you know what ever works
@mitchellreineke3024
26 күн бұрын
Can't believe I found a Sergent Schultz account
@jawstrock2215
26 күн бұрын
for me, it has been EU4...
Poland being Poland is simply priceless.
@thelockpickingspoon9074
26 күн бұрын
Poland is like the small guy who’s constantly saying “hold me back”
@theinquisitor8112
26 күн бұрын
@@thelockpickingspoon9074 Small guy with a giant revolver loaded in .454 Casull. I wouldn't wanna be an invading country attacking them today.
@kitten-inside
26 күн бұрын
Also Canada being Canada. I feel like we'd make a great team. Led by the Kid.
@vounsky
26 күн бұрын
Meanwhile Poland - probably sipping vodka, smoking cigarette: "Whether I'm right or whether I'm wrong Whether I find a place in this world or never belong Article 5, Article 5 What else can I be but what I am I want to live, not merely survive And I won't give up this dream Of life that keeps me alive Article 5, Article 5 The dream that I see makes me what I am That far away prize, a world of success Is waiting for me if I heed the call I won't settle down, won't settle for less As long as there's a chance for Article 5 I'll go it alone, that's how it must be I can't be right for somebody else If I'm not right for me Article 5, Article 5 Daring to try, to do it or die I've gotta be me"
@BDESal
26 күн бұрын
Little European texas😊
I also love how the kid is willing to fight the laws of physics itself just to get an interception. LET HIM LOOSE UNCLE SAM
@phant0m233
26 күн бұрын
Then: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" Now: "OPEN THE HANGAR DOORS!"
@DatDarkOne
26 күн бұрын
As much as I think that would be freaking cool, I'm also just a tad bit scared of a situation where we let the Kid fully go for it.
@sonar357
26 күн бұрын
LET HIM EAT!!!!
@CalvinHavener
26 күн бұрын
LET HIM EAT!!!
@Cassie_Escape
26 күн бұрын
Just give The Kid to Poland and everything will be fine 😊 lmao
1914: archduke gets assassinated, WW1 starts. 2024: Prime Minister gets shot, Poland invades Russia. "War, war never changes."
@Intrepidice
26 күн бұрын
If Slovakia would for any reason declare this an article 5 against Russia, which is unlikely as for the moment it looks like a crazy Slovak doing it because he was crazy and not as an agent of a foreign country, Poland is ready. So much ready. Almost like Poland is done with being the country everyone flattens as soon as there is a war in Central Europe.
@BlueGangsta1958
26 күн бұрын
I swear to god, if Germany gets involved in this one and we'll be remembered as the aggressors _again,_ I'm gonna lose it.
@thespartan-sangheili3224
26 күн бұрын
I don't want to set the world. on. fire. I just want to staaaaart a flame in your heart.
@joekent5675
26 күн бұрын
@thespartan-sangheili3224 in my heart I have but one desire.
@isengarde9490
26 күн бұрын
Except this time it might actually be over by Christmas.
"It's only a war crime if someone keeps a record of it" is a cold ass line.
@trisrenaquino8794
26 күн бұрын
Thats a t-shirt right there
@ictpilot
26 күн бұрын
@@trisrenaquino8794I'm already looking for a T-shirt print shop. 😁
@snarkymoosesshack8793
25 күн бұрын
'Geneva Conventions'? That's just the Canadian infantry to-do list when abroad. :^)
As a vet, the sigh you give when you have to break the 4th wall to explain things is felt in my soul.
@TheLongVigil
26 күн бұрын
Mine too, because when I was going to school we actually learned about WW1. Ugh...
@GenarelGuy
26 күн бұрын
My headcanon is that you meant veterinarian and you're just really tired of dogs that don't want to drink from syringes.
@Glitch353t
26 күн бұрын
Thank you for your service
@williamcox632
26 күн бұрын
Ty for ur service
@titanium4082
26 күн бұрын
@@TheLongVigilthey still teach it, it's up to kids to remember it or not
Franz Ferdinand? Love that band.
@mirandigriffin9879
26 күн бұрын
And Modest Mouse
@Galilupottepeak
26 күн бұрын
me too
@Mr_Buzz_Aldrin
26 күн бұрын
"I want you to, Take me out! 🎸🎵🎶
@DeadRobit29
26 күн бұрын
Oh, you sweet, sweet soul.
@paireon3419
26 күн бұрын
Same. Wonder what they're up to lately.
There is just something poetic about the Kid and Grampa Buff teaming up in the fight. The Kid out sweeping and Grampa Buff making the bad guys get off the lawn!
@keithmays8076
26 күн бұрын
I just have a mental image of Clint Eastwood holding the chain to a Tasmanian Devil. You're welcome.
@Blutwind
26 күн бұрын
Thing is Buff doesn't just get them of the lawn but also gets the lawn of the ground.......... and much ground of the bedrock.
I’m surprised the kid hasn’t started singing “I want to break free!!”
@DJRockford83
26 күн бұрын
New character arc
@marcusrauch4223
26 күн бұрын
I can see it in my minds eye. Not sure if he would do it with Freddie Mercury's voice or his own.
@That.Lady.withtheYarn
26 күн бұрын
Metal version of free bird
@swifty-nine
25 күн бұрын
The Kid wouldn't be singing it. He'd be screaming in anguish while the higher-ups in charge of keeping him chained down blast it on repeat through his hanger during times of heightened Eastern tensions. You know, to ensure the kid is well and truly ruled up when shit hits the fan and they finally open those hanger doors.
@danielle2451
12 күн бұрын
Next video
"How about you unlock this hanger, and me and this phisics character go have a conversation" - the kid 😂😂😂 HLC your content ALWAYS cracks me up
@HanSolo__
26 күн бұрын
Physics does not want to mess with the kid.
@AgentX2006
26 күн бұрын
@@HanSolo__ I'm afraid of the consequences of F-22 winning that fight. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!
@grogvaughan5649
26 күн бұрын
I got $50 on the Kid!
@drhandle4498
26 күн бұрын
This puts me in mind of my old German Shepherd trying to herd Greyhounds. It shouldn't have been possible - even modern german engineering should have been no match for thousands of years of evolution - but every so often, she managed it. My money will be on physics - three times out of four.
@grogvaughan5649
26 күн бұрын
@drhandle4498 30+ years of having free vacations at just about every casino in North America I disagree.
"Lemme borrow some of your hypersonics Uncle Sam, me and good Sir Issac Newton will have a nice little *chat* " *proceeds to be a time machine, went back in time and intercepts the apple before hitting Newton's head*
@AntalopeAUT
26 күн бұрын
That one made me laugh WAY TOO HARD . Thanks
@riverraven7359
26 күн бұрын
You leave good sir Isaac out of this
@Markyparky56
26 күн бұрын
There goes gravity
@theargonianmercenary184
26 күн бұрын
And you, my good sir, should be in charge of writing twists in movies lol
@dr.floridamanphd
26 күн бұрын
@@Markyparky56only for a few hundred years. This gentleman by the name of Einstein will basically figure it out.
As a Slovakian, thank you for covering this situation. I'm currently on exchange in USA, and no one is talking about it. Glad to see some people care
@Tejaneaux-ic8dp
26 күн бұрын
Weird... everyones talking about it here in texas. It literally drowned out the fact we had a barge hit a bridge in galveston and its leaking oil in the gulf.
@bigolboomerbelly4348
26 күн бұрын
Sorry about both situations
@kcnichols8968
26 күн бұрын
@@Tejaneaux-ic8dp Why does that sound so on brand for Galveston?
@rhov-anion
26 күн бұрын
@@kcnichols8968 I was gonna say, no one talks about the leaky oil barge because... well, it's Galveston.
I love how “little European Texas” was a joke about the rearming of Poland, but it can also easily apply to how Poland has a VERY long history of being anti-authoritarian and one of the first republics in that part of the world where you could live how you wanted. It was putting the ideas of libertarianism into practice 200 years before America even existed.
@brigidtheirish
26 күн бұрын
And they had one of the highest Jewish populations prior to WWII because they historically didn't give a shit.
@kompatybilijny9348
26 күн бұрын
I mean, only the nobles could vote in that "republic", which was 5-10% of the population depending on the exact time. And of those nobles, the vast majority was being bribed by one of several insanely rich magnates to do as they were told. And even then, nothing EVER would get done because even a SINGLE vote against meant that the legistlation was dead (liberum veto). Now consider that there was a LOT of "nobles" who were homeless men with sabers (a symbol of nobility) and how easy they were to bribe by outside forces. The country stagnated, peasants (80-90% of the population) were literally property and were often treated like animals, while cities were small and not really numerous on comparison to the rest of Europe. King's only role was to bribe nobles with extra rights and priviledges in exchange for their support. In the end, 40% of the royal treasury's income was from a SINGLE Salt mine, because cities were small and not wealthy, while nobles did not pay taxes because of course they didn't. The state was a bunch of Oligarchs and their bootlickers doing their own thing with no real oversight and a ceremonial king. It was literally HRE political mess on steroids.
@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
26 күн бұрын
@@kompatybilijny9348 still had more political representation than everywhere else at the time, as well as more than even ancient Athenian society.
@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
26 күн бұрын
It’s really a matter of perspective. While the HRE was tearing itself apart over “not worshipping Jesus Christ correctly” as well as Spain and the completely unexpected inquisition, Muslims and Jews in Poland were able to freely practice their own chosen faith without fear of being tortured.
@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
26 күн бұрын
You gotta remember that this was happening while the inquisition was going on unexpectedly in Spain, as well as the thirty years war right next door.
'From a shot that would change the world Tensions rise and a war is unfurled Nothing like what had come before It's the war that will end all war' - Sabaton
@Adamu98
26 күн бұрын
A fellow sabaton fan in the wild?
@bigval46
26 күн бұрын
the history edition.... i see youre a person of class
@mattharms5629
26 күн бұрын
Remember only the dead have seen the end of war..
@kllk12ful
26 күн бұрын
I love that song
@titusseptim
26 күн бұрын
“War will never entirely die, it will evolve It will change And war will return, sooner than we think”
As a Canadian finding out that my country’s becoming more independent from china & preparing is both deeply terrifying and incredibly exciting to hear & i don’t know how to feel.
@Jeff.78
26 күн бұрын
F chyna. They don't play hockey.
@Rybc
26 күн бұрын
I Love how as a Canadian I heard about it on this channel before our actual news... lol
@Pierce-lz7kv
26 күн бұрын
Feel excited, FEEL INCREDIBLY EXCITED!
@pixellordm8780
26 күн бұрын
@@Pierce-lz7kv i’ve always wanted to hold a C9 LMG…. And CADPAT + its winter variant do look really nice…..
@Pierce-lz7kv
26 күн бұрын
Even more reason to be incredibly excited
Love that you made Poland sing Artice 5 to the tune of “Remember remember the 5th of November “
@archangeldo913
26 күн бұрын
“Physical, Maniacal, Invoke NATO’s 5th Article.” -probably Poland.
The F-22 ready to tell physics to "Step outside" is priceless.
@pirobot668beta
26 күн бұрын
Turns out ram-jets can operate without fuel if they go fast enough; compression zone plasma are electrically conductive. Current flowing through the plasma heats it faster and more efficiently than combustion can manage. Something, something z-pinch confines plasma...
Yea, I saw the dude getting shot and my inner European History major was all "Don't be a Serb, don't be a Serb, don't be a Serb!"
@XM8A1
26 күн бұрын
As someone who doesn't know much of history, why would being a Serb matter?
@hugeinjapan4635
26 күн бұрын
@@XM8A1 my dude.... how?!? Here, try this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavrilo_Princip
@silverjohn6037
26 күн бұрын
In fairness it's a politician not the favorite nephew of the Austro-Hungarian Emperor this time. Still not a spark you want to see near a powder keg though.
@hugeinjapan4635
26 күн бұрын
@@silverjohn6037 Oh, I understand the geopolitical context has evolved somewhat over the last century, but the historical symmetry would have been just a smidge alarming.
@striker6738
26 күн бұрын
@@silverjohn6037 That's one thing - the other fact is everyone here is chill with each other (Eastern Europe/Balkans) except Hungary, because fuck Hungary
Awwww Little Texas is so cute when he is cooking.
As a History major back in the 1980s... yesterdays' breaking news sure hit me with thought right off the bat. Love your videos.
@hungrymusicwolf
26 күн бұрын
I was not a history major, but even my have-not-even-finished-highschool level history gave me a "hol' up there. I've seen this one before and I'm not keen to repeat it." moment.
@kateshiningdeer3334
26 күн бұрын
Almost everything I know about Franz Ferdinand and the lead-up to WWI I learned from Glenn Beck, and MY thought was "Uh-oh, is this how WW3 actually kicks off???" Because, honestly, this was NOT how I expected it to start. I mean, we've done this version before! I thought the writers would at least give us new material...
@agrobeson6471
26 күн бұрын
Not when the old chants and dysphemisms work SO EFFECTIVELY on low-informational types...hate, rinse, repeat.
@ccvcharger
25 күн бұрын
@@kateshiningdeer3334are you kidding me. The writers have been stuck on the “and somehow Hitler returned” theme for the last decade.
@KincaidCalder-vn6bo
25 күн бұрын
Y’know, if Star Wars can do the “reboot/sequel”, then so can world history.
Once you see the raptor at an air show, youll know the kid has a fair shot winning that argument.
Gotta say this channel is my favorite way to watch us all inch towards World War 3
@kilroy2517
26 күн бұрын
I have a feeling future historians are going to say WWIII started in 2014.
@kateshiningdeer3334
26 күн бұрын
@@kilroy2517I wouldn't be surprised if they said 2008, either, TBH. That's when the economics started to go to crap all over the place... and bad economies tend to start the downward spiral that's then just WAITING for the right spark.
@ccvcharger
25 күн бұрын
@@kateshiningdeer3334let’s be honest, everything went down hill after 9/11. We were just more optimistic about picking ourselves back up prior to 2008.
"🎶Article 5, article 5, how I love my article 5 🎶". Poland
@arcrimeaball
26 күн бұрын
"The rest of NATO eastern flank sing along"
@bmxriderforlife1234
26 күн бұрын
Canada comes in singing about the sweet call of the night and trench brooms, arm in arm with poles and Ukrainians and aussies and Yankees skipping along behind.
At this point I definitely feel like we all should have seen it coming that Poland would somehow get involved. And I am still cracking up over when United States said “I don’t shit in my neighbor’s backyard. I shit in yours”.
No. You are not the only one getting a Franz Ferdinand vibe from this. 😟
Last time I was this early in a video, the BUFF was still a folktale and the B29 was the Big Ugly Fat Fu--
@travisbishop782
26 күн бұрын
Back when Boeing knew how to make aircraft?
@josephradley3160
25 күн бұрын
@travisbishop782 Boeing's only successes in recent years has been tweaking the brilliant designs of MDC.
The Son of Blackbird getting missiles… welp, seems the high speed recon is bout to become the fastest delivery system on the planet.
@fluitfluiten
26 күн бұрын
Fun fact: an intercepter variant of the A-12 / SR-71 was planned, the YF-12. And 3 prototypes were built. It was armed with 3 air-to-air missiles.
@NuclearFalcon146
26 күн бұрын
@@fluitfluiten Those were the AIM-47 and in testing proved quite capable. They would later serve as the basis from which Hughes would derive the famous AIM-54 that would later be used on the F-14 Tomcat.
Canada: *starts harvesting more raw materials and stock piling weapons* Anyone who knows Canada's history: "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit things are going to go down aren't they?!?"
@colewest7096
26 күн бұрын
I want to post the meme from The Office where Michael starts panicking.
@badgermacleod5588
26 күн бұрын
It's always a sign that there's something weird happening & nobody really knows what it is. Something batshit crazy usually.
@kornpuffkitty4183
26 күн бұрын
It's almost as big an oh shit moment as when the Marines cancelled their birthday party..............
HBL, you just get us Canadians. Nothing but support sir 🇨🇦🇺🇸🤘
F22: "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
As an astrophysicist I say if the kid fighting the laws of the universe itself is what gets us to the stars, so be it
To quote Sidney Prescott "You might actually be the most derivative one of all. I mean, Christ, the same house?" instead of "Christ the same house?" it's "Christ the same region?"
@Klaaism
26 күн бұрын
To quote Otto "Wildman" von Bismarck, "it will be some fool thing in the Balkans." Granted he was referring more to WW1.
As someone who has seen an F-22 Airshow Demo live, I can verify that Physics does not apply to The Kid.
@Apollyon67
26 күн бұрын
Kinda like Captain America's shield.
@tjkj-om9oi
26 күн бұрын
And just remember what you see at the airshows is not anywhere near its true potential. They are not allowed to fly the F22 at its limits so no one but the pilots and manufacturer knows for national security.
Glad im not the only one with franz ferdinand feelings
The archduke similarity caught me too. You ain't alone.
Polllllaaannnddd make sure You've got Canada coming along with you!
@karczameczka
26 күн бұрын
Just like The Black Devils 2.0 in WW2? Let’s go!
I've loved "the kid" character since rip, so believe me when I say that I woke my wife up with my laughter! Maybe it's just me, but "how 'bout you unlock the hanger door and me and this physics character..." line had me in tears!
@BCAT3089
25 күн бұрын
same "the kid" has become legendary to the point where if the F22 is used the authorizing person will likely use the words "okay, let the kid go eat"
Orrrr good ol Canadian Hospitality 😂😂😂
I’m pretty sure 22 has enough anime protagonist bullshit to be able to win a fight against physics.
Oh no, it isn’t just you. Ferdinand was exactly what I thought of.
@BCAT3089
25 күн бұрын
same!!
Working in the garden, saw your video and took a break with some Lemonade. “I don’t poop in my backyard, I poop in your” I lost it and choked on the lemonade….. then Canada bribing us with oil.😂🤣😂🤣😂 then Poland. By the got done watching I had to watch it again and again so I didn’t miss anything🫡🇺🇸👍🏻
You’re welcome. From Canada.
Favorite physics-related military fun fact: The F-15 does not need to use its wings to produce lift. Its engine is powerful enough that it can operate like a rocket and beat the atmosphere into submission.
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
19 күн бұрын
True american thought process
Poland's chomping at the bit and Canada's re arming, yeah there's a whole LOT of red flags in that sentence.
"... lethality of a f$%^ing confetti cannon!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poor F-22... Still locked away. SET HIM FREE, DAMN IT!
We love our canadian hush oil
I almost want to F-22 to get some.. just to come back and watch the video here
Anyone else waiting for little European Texas to roll up outside the Kid's door in an windowless panel van and ask him if he wants to see a puppy, have some candy, and intercept all the Soviet Planes he could ever want?
@vounsky
26 күн бұрын
Me! Me! Me!
@burp2019
26 күн бұрын
he tried and failed
@Intrepidice
24 күн бұрын
@@burp2019from memory: “He just wants you there in case a Russian pilot zig when it should have zagged so he can let you lose on them.” “PROMISE?!”
As a great poet and orator once said " it's not a war crime the first time "
@eliannafreely5725
26 күн бұрын
Not really Canada's first time though....
As a Texan I approve the moniker 'Little European Texas."
I absolutely 100% made the Franz Ferdinand reference immediately after hearing about it. Just like you, not sure how this will age, but I'm just very glad he's considered stable condition.
Gotta love that Canadian hospitality!🇨🇦
I too had a Sarajevo thought when hearing about Slovakia
@benoithudson7235
26 күн бұрын
Slovakia isn't in the balkans so it'll be fine, we won't be having trench warfare and pictures of utterly devastated towns and forests in Europe anytime soon. ... Uh. Wait.
I love Poland. He's got the right spirit!
That Franz Ferdinand bit hit home when we realize that Slovakia was once part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. About the time that Princip bumped of Franz an' Soohie .
That last line from the Kid was spoken like a true fighter pilot! Physics only applies to other people!
I can’t help but laugh at this stuff lol I appreciate you. The comic relief is much needed Sir.
As a Canadian, I love your Canadian accent
“ANd ThEn… HE WIl BE MIne 👹” Loved the grunty voice
We 🇨🇦 love you too Buff😘
The confetti cannon got me
As a former F22 crew cheif and now F35 crew cheif I can confirm the voices and all that is said by those two aircraft are 102% accurate
@mateuszzimon8216
25 күн бұрын
why u got downgrade? or u forgot where are keys to f22 hangar?
I love the kid. I love his character so much.
@HanSolo__
26 күн бұрын
Man, he is romantic as well. 😄
Boy. The kid is getting real American real quick. America won't let him fight, so he's trying to fight anyone and everyone
When Poland was stealing the episode but then Canada rolls out with “it’s not a war crime if there’s no record of it” hahahaha that’s the best! (not exact quote)
These videos make me proud of my Polish heritage.
love how the kids willing to even go out and fight physics
"Little European Texas" got a great laugh from me as a Texan. Sidenote, I heard Tank sales have gone up in our state so that's funny too. Wonder if you'll mention that, or at least double check. Dunno how much is propaganda these days.
@HanSolo__
26 күн бұрын
We ordered 250x M1A2 SEPv3 (I have no idea what's the purchase value) and got 116x of M1A1 FEP as a friendly gift from the US (as a replacement for 220 T-72s and 60 PT-91 for Ukraine). We also picked the most modern ammo from you (1.5 billion I guess) and lots of other stuff.
Western Europe really going the WW1 route huh
@RaptorJesus
26 күн бұрын
Slovakia is pretty firmly in Eastern Europe.
@patricktho6546
26 күн бұрын
No I don't want to start a 2 front war, just to avoid a 2 front war.
@ePiiCeaglepwner
26 күн бұрын
@@RaptorJesus its central europe not eastern
@minecraftfox4384
26 күн бұрын
@@ePiiCeaglepwner it's Eastern Europe. Central Europe ends at Czech Republic.
@Krieg-ch8ot
26 күн бұрын
@@minecraftfox4384I mean Slovakia and the Czech Republic used to be one country so I mean it's on the line between central and eastern Europe.
Love the videos man. Also my “Don’t touch the boats” shirt just got here. It’s absolutely wonderful 👍
Don't worry, little Raptor. You're the GOAT in DCS World...
The kid really ties these skits together dude.
The kid is the only one who could possibly beat physics. LET HIM EAT.
22 coming in hot with the attitude on my son’s 22nd birthday! Love it! 🎉 And this is why he wanted a 22 t-shirt for his birthday this year. Unfortunately, he has vowed to speak like 22 every day for the next year. 🤣😫 Save me, Grandpa Buff!
Poland is becoming my favorite character. Nice work HLC!
Every day I watch these and every day I get a good little chuckle in. I do wish they would let the kid in tho. It feels like a huge slap to my mom's face and she was apart of the YF22 project when she worked for Lockheed Martin. Put the kid in!!! He's ready Coach!!!
F-22 suddenly starts going Mach 12. Everyone: How is that possible? Air Force: He took physics behind the hangar, kicked its ass, and took its lunch money.
@Sorain1
25 күн бұрын
that or Air Force: So he found out about the limiter software and convinced the techs to jailbreak him.
Canada heard “Franz Ferdinand” and got excited
Your welcome grandpa buff , from this canadian it's always nice to know your up there...
As a slovak I can say you nailed our accent 100%
Just a little correction: Unlike the US, Slovakia doesn't have a 2-party system, so economic policies (right, left) don't correlate with social policies (progressive, conservative). He's on the economic left but conservative, anti-LGBT, etc.
@HubiKoshi
26 күн бұрын
I imagine it's like this in most of Post-Commie Central Europe. In Poland the two main parties are ideologically liberal and conservative but Both buy votes with social policies.
@Jeff.78
26 күн бұрын
Is his last name, "Bush?" 🙃
@iglidor
26 күн бұрын
@@HubiKoshi Well the thing is that most conservative party in Europe would be considered as dirty socialsts by both parties in US
@Pierce-lz7kv
26 күн бұрын
And it's the whole having your cake and trying to eat it too that got him to feel holey
@forsociopoliticalstuff2629
26 күн бұрын
To be fair, Westminster systems often end up becoming de facto two or three party systems, as the with the UK or Canada. Also technically the US technically isn’t a two party system either, as other parties are allowed to both exist and run for elections after meeting the parameters to do so, it’s just that both elections work and history has worked in the US has consistently cussed it to be de facto two parties of one type or another.
As a hungarian, I hope to god Orbán follows in his footsteps...
@ChaplainPhantasm
26 күн бұрын
As your neighbor to the East (Romanian), I hope so too.
@wardog5537
26 күн бұрын
Ive read up on Orban and his collusion with Putin, how has he stayed in power for so long
@the_senate8050
26 күн бұрын
Orban is too well *armoured* he wouldn't even feel a shot to the abdomen.
@minecraftfox4384
26 күн бұрын
Besides not wanting his country turned into an economic puppet of Germany, what's he done? Or do you like Hungarian businesses failing so German ones can scoop up the scraps and keep Hungarians poor and desolate.
@martenkahr3365
26 күн бұрын
@@wardog5537 Because his only real opposition in the country swings way too far in the other direction and barely even hides that their only political agenda is contempt for the masses that vote for Orban and hollow promises that becoming a good little EU bootlick is totally going to make things better for the regular people and not just the pro-EU politicians and German businessmen.
"How about you unlock that hangar door, and me and that physics character go have a conversation". Saw that one coming, still laughed.
European Texas. Lol. In the late 80s I worked with a guy from Poland. Andre was a solid guy; humorous, hard worker, competent and following the american dream - he escaped from commie Poland before the fall of the Ruskies. He arrived in the US in Texas and always spoke English with a Texan accent with a Polish twist on it. He said he did that on purpose cuz we natives always got a kick out it. God bless America.
Poland has a little drool on the corner of his mouth, and Canada stopped ordering Chinese takeout. That Spree For Three is getting closer...
Yeah we’ve seen this movie before…
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
19 күн бұрын
Twice actually lol
Slovak here - you nailed the accent, we call it Slovenglish :D
my day is always better when HLC uploads these
First thing I thought of was the shooting of archduke Ferdinand.
@UchihaPercy
26 күн бұрын
“Those who refuse to learn from history are doomed to repeat it”. Well, if this ends up going tits up, we’ve learned nothing.
@KingGremlin602
26 күн бұрын
@@UchihaPercy I don't think we ever will
I love how the kid is slowly turning into Batman but just with a little less non-lethality and a little more thirst for blood. I mean, he has the voice almost down, everyone is scared of him, and no one can see him coming. Pretty much Batman if you ask me
Canada: “We all played the original Fallout game. We all know it’s a game. But some of you people worry us…”
According to the news, the man who shot the Slovakian prime minister is a local Slovakian writer and poet who isn’t affiliated with anyone, any group, or any other country, he just heavily disagrees with how said prime minister’s rhetoric against “liberal media” and certain journalists. In other words, he (so far) does not appear to be an assassin sent in by some other country to do their dirty work
@zahnatom
26 күн бұрын
he's said to be supportive of some russian like seperatist group in slovakia
@itsjustme8947
26 күн бұрын
Sleepers are a special breed. ;-)
@a10.
26 күн бұрын
He was a vocal supporter of a now disbanded pro-Russian paramilitary "Slovenskí Branci".
@iglidor
26 күн бұрын
@@zahnatom In past he was part of paramilitary pro-russian organization, but from what I found on internet, he disasociated with them quite a while ago and in recent times he publicaly speaked against all the bullshit that Russia is doing
@eliannafreely5725
26 күн бұрын
And yet a Slovakian member of the media interviewed on TVP world was saying he was aligned with "Nazis". Russia just doesn't let up with it.
I've been wanting a conversation with physics for a while now
The Kid scares the hell out of me, and I'm not even an aircraft
1:10 is the most frightening "and the he'll be mine" ive ever heard
Don't mind us up here in the north. But we REALLY need to actually invest in our own military and civilian infrastructure.