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  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott60225 күн бұрын

    At this point, the only thing stopping NATO from driving tanks into Moscow is the traffic.

  • @Tank50us

    @Tank50us

    5 күн бұрын

    well, that and the nukes.... but the Traffic works too

  • @linuxares

    @linuxares

    5 күн бұрын

    @@Tank50us At this point, I'm not even sure if they work anymore. Corruption probably taken them as well

  • @KingTFD

    @KingTFD

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@Tank50us as if they're fueled and capable lmao

  • @jasperpluk

    @jasperpluk

    5 күн бұрын

    @@Tank50us if the nukes are as reliable as the other equipment that Russia has then NATO has nothing to worry about lmao

  • @mrfuzzerkins4170

    @mrfuzzerkins4170

    5 күн бұрын

    @@KingTFD They use the nukes for Vodka and potato storage

  • @jakebarrett8161
    @jakebarrett81615 күн бұрын

    "do you still pay in potatoes?" Damn, that was a perfect moment for Ireland to jump in.

  • @thecursed01

    @thecursed01

    5 күн бұрын

    just 3 seconds of ireland looking shocked

  • @RampantFury925

    @RampantFury925

    5 күн бұрын

    Or Idaho.

  • @kemarisite

    @kemarisite

    5 күн бұрын

    That reminds me of a Reagan-era joke. Two officers are talking about their troops and logistics. Soviet General (SG): "Our troops are.so well taken care of, they get 3,000 calories per day in their rations." American general: "Well our soldiers, if they eat everything they're issued, get 6,000 calories per day." SG: "Impossible! No man can eat an entire sack of potatoes in 24 hours!"

  • @stevegonzo2091

    @stevegonzo2091

    5 күн бұрын

    In Irish Pikie (translated): So... tell me more about those 'tatoes laddie? I'd like some some for me mum. She fixin a big stew for a family get together. Btw do we get more if we "dissappear" those bad boys? We got a pig farm.

  • @jonpopelka

    @jonpopelka

    5 күн бұрын

    Periwinkle blue, bhays!

  • @starkiller4808
    @starkiller48085 күн бұрын

    who else uses him as a news source?

  • @user-lq2hv1ty4p

    @user-lq2hv1ty4p

    5 күн бұрын

    Me

  • @Argento_Wolf

    @Argento_Wolf

    5 күн бұрын

    Me.

  • @palpatinethesenatehog7086

    @palpatinethesenatehog7086

    5 күн бұрын

    European Texas reporting in!

  • @lemonize30

    @lemonize30

    5 күн бұрын

    Me.

  • @omarithompson3951

    @omarithompson3951

    5 күн бұрын

    Me

  • @grimorio6968
    @grimorio69685 күн бұрын

    "They wasted a good asshole by giving your mouth teeth" Im-a flying-a

  • @afrozen10-02

    @afrozen10-02

    5 күн бұрын

    For what it’s worth, shit is still coming out of their mouth with or without teeth.

  • @slyoldowl

    @slyoldowl

    5 күн бұрын

    That's the best insult I've heard today

  • @epierce59

    @epierce59

    5 күн бұрын

    yeah, spit my drink out on that one.

  • @kryptolink5083

    @kryptolink5083

    5 күн бұрын

    My head turned so fast when I heard it I got whiplash

  • @curtisclayton8023

    @curtisclayton8023

    5 күн бұрын

    😅😅🤣🤣💀⚰️🪦

  • @huntercruder963
    @huntercruder9635 күн бұрын

    I thought about it for a bit and just realized. Everytime Russia says that American weapons only work in Hollywood, he admits that they work in more places than his stuff does

  • @fastsnake1

    @fastsnake1

    5 күн бұрын

    *The Russians want to know your location*

  • @stevewhite3424

    @stevewhite3424

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@fastsnake1 SWFL, go for it Ivan.

  • @rucker69

    @rucker69

    5 күн бұрын

    They really don't think their insults through lol

  • @WowCreativeUsername

    @WowCreativeUsername

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@rucker69They really don't think at all

  • @christianjohnson9190

    @christianjohnson9190

    5 күн бұрын

    @@rucker69let’s be honest here, I m convinced that Putin has his own teleprompter

  • @marktisdale7935
    @marktisdale79355 күн бұрын

    Florida has been coming hard lately.

  • @justinfarmer7460

    @justinfarmer7460

    5 күн бұрын

    It's summer. Of course Floridians are coming hard.

  • @michaelscott6022

    @michaelscott6022

    5 күн бұрын

    ...phrasing...?

  • @gawainethefirst

    @gawainethefirst

    5 күн бұрын

    @@michaelscott6022 nope. It works for a multitude of entendres.

  • @patrickevans9604

    @patrickevans9604

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@michaelscott6022that's what she said

  • @Really-Know

    @Really-Know

    5 күн бұрын

    Phrasing!

  • @yamthirdnow
    @yamthirdnow5 күн бұрын

    The wok joke was the best, only Florida and his accent could pull that off

  • @cutedogsgettingcuddles9862

    @cutedogsgettingcuddles9862

    5 күн бұрын

    Kung Fu Hustle is a solid reference. 🙂

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    5 күн бұрын

    😂 Is it just me, or has Florida been channelling Grandpa Buff's energy in the videos lately?

  • @Virsteinn

    @Virsteinn

    5 күн бұрын

    "Make like a wok and get outta here."

  • @mithril1584
    @mithril15845 күн бұрын

    Florida knowing how to spell wok is a complete surprise.

  • @thecursed01

    @thecursed01

    5 күн бұрын

    no. he thinks that's how you spell and pronounce walk. florida has no clue what a wok is XD

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@thecursed01 😂 Your burns towards Florida are as Savage as Florida's are towards Russia

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    @@thecursed01 You win this little piece of the internet for today. Where you gonna spend it??

  • @thecursed01

    @thecursed01

    5 күн бұрын

    @@itsjustme8947 "i'm going to dis.....no wait...texas..i'm going to texas"

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    @@thecursed01 I wish you luck! 🙂

  • @joeljohnson3515
    @joeljohnson35155 күн бұрын

    Florida, should start or end every interaction with either “Raise Hell, Praise Dale” or “Grab Its Thing and Twist It”.

  • @delethielfein

    @delethielfein

    4 күн бұрын

    I disagree. I think that would take the fun out of it very quickly.

  • @dakotafrazier2985
    @dakotafrazier29855 күн бұрын

    'West Taiwan' gets me every fuckin time 😂

  • @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    4 күн бұрын

    HLC is woke too... doesn't have the balls to call it ROC 🇹🇼

  • @dakotafrazier2985

    @dakotafrazier2985

    4 күн бұрын

    @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 you dont understand the word "satire" do you?

  • @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    4 күн бұрын

    @@dakotafrazier2985 HLC is a woke Right .

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono5 күн бұрын

    I think they stopped paying with potatoes because they ran out and have just said, "Their payment is for the glory of Russia, and to become fertiliser in Ukraine"

  • @OddlyIncredible

    @OddlyIncredible

    5 күн бұрын

    Ukraine's sunflower harvest is gonna be unstoppable at this rate...

  • @509Gman

    @509Gman

    5 күн бұрын

    🌻

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    Beets are the new currency...

  • @ThatGUY666666

    @ThatGUY666666

    5 күн бұрын

    They had to drop the potato as currency since Russia lost a lot of people to famines in the 20th century...and the world wars...and the Russian Civil War...and economic policies driven by ideology as opposed to reason...and Stalin being...Stalin... I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons, these are just what I could think of off the top of my head. Honestly, it's kind of amazing there were any Russians left alive at all by the time we got to the 21st century. If nothing else, I suppose I have to respect their tenacity.

  • @thevine2010

    @thevine2010

    4 күн бұрын

    Or hot air

  • @jonpaulmcpeake277
    @jonpaulmcpeake2775 күн бұрын

    *Breaking News* The HLC news network has been more reliable than any other news outlet! Love it man great stuff!

  • @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    5 күн бұрын

    ... like Fox News-Business ?

  • @ethanwmonster9075
    @ethanwmonster90755 күн бұрын

    There is arrogance and then there is Russian arrogance.

  • @cutedogsgettingcuddles9862

    @cutedogsgettingcuddles9862

    5 күн бұрын

    It really seems like their culture desperately wants to feel superior while their foes grovel at their feet. A very insecure form of arrogance. Too bad for them they have more in common with North Korea than the Roman Empire they see themselves as.

  • @hollunk6969

    @hollunk6969

    5 күн бұрын

    do you mean Russian stupidity? Or the special slavic education system making the American education system seem like it's producing geniuses?

  • @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    @peekaboopeekaboo1165

    5 күн бұрын

    American arrogance equals Zionist Israeli arrogance.

  • @brownh2orat211

    @brownh2orat211

    5 күн бұрын

    I don't know, Iranian arrogance is right up there.

  • @keegantripp1245

    @keegantripp1245

    5 күн бұрын

    Then there’s NATO arrogance that is continuing to push the Russians. Honestly as an American I just don’t care who wins, as long as the war ends and people stop threatening us we can focus on our country instead. Also I want all the countries that have received American taxpayer money to start sending us money as payment for us sending them money.

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire5 күн бұрын

    You know Twitter is bad when the actual Porn you find on it is far and away more wholesome than a lot of the other stuff you can find on the platform.

  • @jackmehoff2363

    @jackmehoff2363

    5 күн бұрын

    Step dad finally makes connections with stepson

  • @jackb4125

    @jackb4125

    5 күн бұрын

    Facts

  • @bradyblue5269

    @bradyblue5269

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@jackmehoff2363 Hard working waitress finally gets a raise

  • @timmylaptopgaming
    @timmylaptopgaming5 күн бұрын

    Russias is that one dude who was very feared but when confronted turned out being a coward.

  • @toshitanaka1550

    @toshitanaka1550

    5 күн бұрын

    Similar to when Napoleon invaded and they sabotaged and let them starve. WWII is the same tactic since they rely in their land rather than actually fighting so they don’t really have combat experience.

  • @jabujabu63jordan62

    @jabujabu63jordan62

    5 күн бұрын

    When nature is your greatest weapon, why bother gaining skill with *anything* to do with advancement?

  • @CybrosPrime

    @CybrosPrime

    5 күн бұрын

    Russia is Homelander?

  • @aisnice7421

    @aisnice7421

    5 күн бұрын

    Irony, that's comes from a mouth of man who attack only nakedass muslims with complete data, air, and firepower superiority., and flee in the end anyway. Go clash with Russia already, or you need another 10 chapters of Call of Duty and gather all your satellites to prepare yourself?

  • @servermeta

    @servermeta

    5 күн бұрын

    @@toshitanaka1550 ehhh different situation, different time cant really compare em

  • @MJ-kc8iz
    @MJ-kc8iz5 күн бұрын

    I get a warm, happy feeling every time Florida gets extra-floridian. 😆

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    5 күн бұрын

    😂 Is it just me, or has Florida been channelling Grandpa Buff's energy in the videos lately?

  • @dragonscaleinn1409

    @dragonscaleinn1409

    5 күн бұрын

    @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 It's summer time down here... and things get wild in the heat. Our overnight lows are in the 80s already and the humidity has been above 70% for a month at least. We are primed and ready for a summer shindig and we have left the filters at home. (Make sure to stock up on drinks and snacks, and get a comfy chair. This should be a good one...)

  • @thefallenjedi66
    @thefallenjedi665 күн бұрын

    Ya know, I learned that during the formation of America a lot of Scottish immigrants settled in Florida over time……. Probably explains a lot.

  • @KayPrescesky

    @KayPrescesky

    5 күн бұрын

    Awww fuck, that's my family tree! Or should I say telephone pole.... /l

  • @massgunner4152

    @massgunner4152

    5 күн бұрын

    I just imagined an alligator haggi and i wish i did not.

  • @Saintbow

    @Saintbow

    5 күн бұрын

    Kick the bag pipes and grab the natty ice, it's cooking time! ​@@massgunner4152

  • @SonsOfLorgar

    @SonsOfLorgar

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@KayPrescesky at least it's not an Alabama clusterfuck...

  • @googleisevil8958

    @googleisevil8958

    5 күн бұрын

    People forget that Florida was Spanish country. And Spaniards were and still are ducking crazy. They invented a "sport" where you fight a bull with a sword and have a celebration where you run with the bulls.

  • @eeik5150
    @eeik51505 күн бұрын

    “Do you still pay in potatoes?” Goddamn it, man. Shot soda out my nose and all over my phone.

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573

    @crimsonmaelstrom573

    5 күн бұрын

    Feels weird when that happens doesn’t it?

  • @SovereignwindVODs
    @SovereignwindVODs5 күн бұрын

    "They wasted a perfectly good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth" holy fucked that had me gasping

  • @justinfarmer7460
    @justinfarmer74605 күн бұрын

    Depends. Was the dead Russian a conscript or regular? Potatoes for one, beets for the other.

  • @DLuniz

    @DLuniz

    5 күн бұрын

    What about turnips?

  • @crazyjoe_gaming7465

    @crazyjoe_gaming7465

    5 күн бұрын

    What about Vodka???

  • @wazza-au

    @wazza-au

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@crazyjoe_gaming7465 Only for officers, sorry.

  • @justinfarmer7460

    @justinfarmer7460

    5 күн бұрын

    @@DLuniz 1 returned rifle=4 turnips. A little rich for my blood.

  • @crazyjoe_gaming7465

    @crazyjoe_gaming7465

    3 күн бұрын

    @@wazza-au Damn...oh well i tried lol!

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe5 күн бұрын

    Twatter is a cesspool indeed.

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    Repeating myself, but oh well: twitter: The only social 'media' outlet that should have a captcha which reads "I am an a-hole" before you can log in...

  • @prfwrx2497

    @prfwrx2497

    5 күн бұрын

    I thought it was bad back then. Then ilon muskovite made it even more of a saarlac pit's arsehole than it already was.

  • @onerimeuse

    @onerimeuse

    5 күн бұрын

    Xitter*, using the Chinese "x" which sounds like "sh"

  • @googleisevil8958

    @googleisevil8958

    5 күн бұрын

    I saw all the news stating "NATO KILLED CIVILIANS" And they just kept using the same four videos... showing very little damage... like... really? We have seen worse from Ukraine and Gaza.

  • @TheOneWhoMightBe

    @TheOneWhoMightBe

    5 күн бұрын

    @@onerimeuse This is how I've been pronouncing it for a while now, too, ever since the en-shittening.

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures32475 күн бұрын

    I involuntarily laughed too at the "WOK" joke. That was a good one.

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    5 күн бұрын

    😂 Is it just me, or has Florida been channelling Grandpa Buff's energy in the videos lately?

  • @madmax61308
    @madmax613085 күн бұрын

    Kung fu hustle made me giggle 🤭

  • @markfergerson2145

    @markfergerson2145

    5 күн бұрын

    Outstanding movie though.

  • @kineticstar
    @kineticstar5 күн бұрын

    Twitter and Facebook are both in need of Jesus! Im not even a Christian, and I still think it's that bad.

  • @massgunner4152

    @massgunner4152

    5 күн бұрын

    Bring Jesus, Budha, any other standing religious figure known for curing physical and mental diseases.

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    Is 'jesus' the codename for a new guided bomb? Asking for a friend...

  • @kineticstar

    @kineticstar

    5 күн бұрын

    @@itsjustme8947 can not confirm or deny

  • @cardinalchaos2278

    @cardinalchaos2278

    5 күн бұрын

    @@kineticstarI feel like most people on Twitter need a reality check. Or a psychiatrist.

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    @@kineticstar /sigh. And here I was about to start making phone calls asking to be recalled to active duty. JB III, Major General, USAF (Ret.) (and yes, flag officers are normal people too and issued a somewhat darker sense of humor.)

  • @crocadillius6418
    @crocadillius64185 күн бұрын

    “They wasted a perfectly good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth” I am SO using that

  • @sethb3090
    @sethb30905 күн бұрын

    Okay but actually DO bring out the Su-57, I want to see some foreign plane characters

  • @LucanVaris

    @LucanVaris

    5 күн бұрын

    They'd have to build a plane with characteristics worth noting first.

  • @davidgray3061
    @davidgray30615 күн бұрын

    "WOK your ass home." God damn that was fire.

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    5 күн бұрын

    😂 Is it just me, or has Florida been channelling Grandpa Buff's energy in the videos lately?

  • @1977Yakko
    @1977Yakko5 күн бұрын

    More informative in under 5 minutes than watching a MSM channel all day long.

  • @antarashnia84
    @antarashnia845 күн бұрын

    All hail praise Habitual Linecrosser.

  • @anthonyrogers3027
    @anthonyrogers30275 күн бұрын

    (Canadains beginning to switch to War Mode, and sharping hockey sticks) 'Hey Russia Hockey is almost over Bud, then I'm coming for you'.

  • @Jeff.78

    @Jeff.78

    5 күн бұрын

    Florida Panthers won the cup🏆

  • @alexs.8401

    @alexs.8401

    5 күн бұрын

    Hockey is over. Canada lost the Cup to a team from Florida, staffed with multiple Russians.

  • @supermassiveblackhole8182

    @supermassiveblackhole8182

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@alexs.8401So you're saying the Canadians can and will go after the ref?

  • @anthonyrogers3027

    @anthonyrogers3027

    5 күн бұрын

    The NHL might be over but Rec hockey is going strong till late August... Alest were I live.

  • @CosmicHarmony58

    @CosmicHarmony58

    5 күн бұрын

    @@Jeff.78 Too bad most hockey players in US teams are Canadian origin...bet you never thought of that

  • @patrikpolda
    @patrikpolda5 күн бұрын

    "Do you still pay in potatoes?" Lol

  • @roberthohman4637

    @roberthohman4637

    5 күн бұрын

    That was an insane historical throwback!!!

  • @patrikpolda

    @patrikpolda

    5 күн бұрын

    @@roberthohman4637 I don't know about historical but there are literally sources sitting that some widows of the fallen russian soldiers were paid in potatoes. At least if I remember correctly it said that.

  • @Final272
    @Final2725 күн бұрын

    Thanks for making these videos. Really helping my through a hard time with SSI and SSDI bullshit.

  • @TheMcEwens419
    @TheMcEwens4195 күн бұрын

    "Do you still pay in potatoes?" 😂 That's funny but potatoes are a bit too expensive in Mother ruzzia 😂

  • @Uturn999
    @Uturn9995 күн бұрын

    Payment in Potatoes is so last year`s mews.... now they pay in Fermented fishies :))

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    Nah, their beet crops are doing well THIS time...

  • @PesteNegra420

    @PesteNegra420

    5 күн бұрын

    @@itsjustme8947 Theu have less 500k mouths to feed, of course they are doing well, and soon they can even sell it to the chinese to buy more ammo

  • @robertf3479

    @robertf3479

    5 күн бұрын

    Aww, and I was hoping they would pay with fermented potatoes ... big jugs of it ... Wodka!!! Taquila ain't the only thing that makes girl's clothes fall off!

  • @mcarrowtime7095

    @mcarrowtime7095

    5 күн бұрын

    @robertf3479 I’m sure they usually need something a bit stronger when dealing with you

  • @VaamChao
    @VaamChao5 күн бұрын

    My only source for world news. Thank you

  • @kodymartinmaas4816
    @kodymartinmaas48165 күн бұрын

    West Tiwan.. im dead.💀

  • @thecursed01

    @thecursed01

    5 күн бұрын

    aka east tibet

  • @racingflash6292

    @racingflash6292

    5 күн бұрын

    The land of the raining toxic rockets

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    aka: Far East NY Chinatown...

  • @isiaharellano3789

    @isiaharellano3789

    5 күн бұрын

    The Pirates Of West Taiwan 😂

  • @hollunk6969

    @hollunk6969

    5 күн бұрын

    and Russia is just East Ukraine

  • @LighthawkTenchi
    @LighthawkTenchi5 күн бұрын

    Absolute savagery by HLC! I love living in Florida, knowing that we’re complete wild cards

  • @MythicalGrape27
    @MythicalGrape275 күн бұрын

    oh god.. he has discovered twitter

  • @banzeyegaming2234

    @banzeyegaming2234

    5 күн бұрын

    The cesspool of entitled nutjobs who were dropped on their heads as babies.

  • @charlayned

    @charlayned

    5 күн бұрын

    Just as long as the Kid doesn't discover it. Can you just imagine...

  • @cybercifrado
    @cybercifrado5 күн бұрын

    You know, Kung Fu Hustle was actually a damn funny movie. Thanks for the reminder. Gonna have to rewatch that soon. :)

  • @shaeleable

    @shaeleable

    5 күн бұрын

    Kung Pow: Enter the fist

  • @tvsjr1
    @tvsjr15 күн бұрын

    I feel like there was a Black Sea/no sail zone opportunity that was missed...

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    Kinda hard to sail when your navy is currently a coral reef...

  • @tvsjr1

    @tvsjr1

    5 күн бұрын

    @@itsjustme8947 that's the joke...

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    @@tvsjr1 Sorry sir. Just doing my part, lol!

  • @electricdragon9366
    @electricdragon93665 күн бұрын

    Looks like Raptor got himself an intercept today: my sadness. The video made me smile a bit

  • @habitual_linecrosser

    @habitual_linecrosser

    5 күн бұрын

    Where!?!?!? I need details

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@habitual_linecrosser Oh man if this is true you have to get another video out ASAP! Also I noticed that has Florida been channelling Grandpa Buff's energy in the videos lately. I'm not complaining I love the snark, I'm just used to Florida. Being the dummb comic relief instead of the sassy comic relief.

  • @electricdragon9366

    @electricdragon9366

    5 күн бұрын

    @@habitual_linecrosser I didn't think my comment would grab your attention that quickly... Holy cow

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    5 күн бұрын

    ​​@@electricdragon9366 That’s awsome, now give him the info so he can make the video!

  • @electricdragon9366

    @electricdragon9366

    5 күн бұрын

    @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Let me explain something that might be a disappointment (sorry about that): my comment didn't refer to Raptor actually intercepting another aircraft, as that would be newsworthy by itself. The comment was a weird/attention-grabbing way of saying "HLC's video made me smile/laugh after a depressing work day". What I didn't expect was for HLC himself to respond to the comment!

  • @RealBrickHick
    @RealBrickHick5 күн бұрын

    “Do you still pay in potato’s?” 😂f-ing love it

  • @bbss558
    @bbss5585 күн бұрын

    No grandpa or kid, but still a hilarious Florida wok joke. Well done

  • @nonotheteddybear1525
    @nonotheteddybear15254 күн бұрын

    "That's right, Kung Fu Hustle! Why do you just wok your ass back home!" - Florida, 2024

  • @Apoc-qh4jo
    @Apoc-qh4jo5 күн бұрын

    "West Taiwan" I spit my coffee all over my monitor. thanks

  • @matthewchapman4691
    @matthewchapman46915 күн бұрын

    Love it how many potatoes we have to pay up I'm sure P.E.I could handle the costs for the rest of the west lmfaoo

  • @berrie-badopinions
    @berrie-badopinions5 күн бұрын

    I'm currently sitting in the basement in my mom's house and even I know how bullshit russian propaganda is

  • @Grizzy98639
    @Grizzy986395 күн бұрын

    Good god i will be using that line, "they wasted a perfectly good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth." Holy shit HLC! 😂

  • @pwmusselman86
    @pwmusselman865 күн бұрын

    Twitter is the fucking worst...

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573

    @crimsonmaelstrom573

    5 күн бұрын

    So glad I never made an account with them

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    5 күн бұрын

    Understatement of the Millennium!

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    Repeating myself (for the third time...sorry), but oh well: twitter: The only social 'media' outlet that should have a captcha which reads "I am an a-hole" before you can log in...

  • @b.jamindamour2008

    @b.jamindamour2008

    5 күн бұрын

    People just love a fiery train wreck, viewed from a distance, with a glass of beer.

  • @arlissmith876

    @arlissmith876

    5 күн бұрын

    Agreed, the only reason to go on twitter is for the porn and the artist, and that’s it, everything is a steaming pile shit

  • @MasterCrafterFish
    @MasterCrafterFish5 күн бұрын

    God Dammit Florida! Now I'm sitting in the Men's room stall laughing like a lunatic and making the others in the Men's Room worry.

  • @Smith559
    @Smith5595 күн бұрын

    The going rate for Russians upon last calculation is 1 Russian = 6.35 Bottles of Vodka

  • @mfallen2023

    @mfallen2023

    5 күн бұрын

    Maybe the cheap well vodka... Half bottle of Grey Goose

  • @chrisreynolds6143

    @chrisreynolds6143

    5 күн бұрын

    Is that on death or just Boris' breakfast?

  • @Smith559

    @Smith559

    5 күн бұрын

    @@chrisreynolds6143 the answer to both oddly enough is Yes

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    Travel size or pints?? Asking for a friend...

  • @Smith559

    @Smith559

    5 күн бұрын

    @@itsjustme8947 pints of course

  • @articusramos808
    @articusramos8085 күн бұрын

    Hmmmm potatoes....boil em, mash em, sick them in a stew. Or make them into fries or bake it.....or my favorite, loaded baked potato.

  • @OfficerBarricade
    @OfficerBarricade5 күн бұрын

    "my god they wasted a perfectly good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth" when i heard that i busted out laughing by how funny that sounded what a great line 🤣

  • @rupertmiller9690
    @rupertmiller96905 күн бұрын

    X, where you find all the Tweex.

  • @kenreynolds1000

    @kenreynolds1000

    5 күн бұрын

    I’m still rooting for the Portuguese pronunciation… X sounds like cheese so the users would be cheesers with sharp cheese or moldy cheese posts.

  • @johnfenter4729

    @johnfenter4729

    5 күн бұрын

    Left Tweex or Right Tweex? (Hint: candy bar joke)

  • @Daddydeku710
    @Daddydeku7105 күн бұрын

    the wok got me lmao

  • @michaelyoung7261
    @michaelyoung72615 күн бұрын

    Florida coming in with fire insults!! I don’t always laugh out loud but when I do it’s always well earned.

  • @codymonsue4181
    @codymonsue41815 күн бұрын

    “Do you still pay in potatoes?” God this shit is gold🤣🤣🤣

  • @theblindsniper9130
    @theblindsniper91305 күн бұрын

    Ill take the potatoes if Russia doesnt want them.

  • @jacobturner1490
    @jacobturner14905 күн бұрын

    That asshole line is GOLD and has found a permanent place in my vocabulary, thank you!

  • @NovaLesk
    @NovaLesk5 күн бұрын

    West Taiwan gets me everytime😂😂. Paying in potatoes, I spit food out and boss looked at me funny... until I showed him this video

  • @americaforever2798
    @americaforever27985 күн бұрын

    Su-57 Felon? My god, both their army and airforce are prison conscripts. Next we'll here about the Russian Ship Kiddie Toucher.

  • @mfallen2023

    @mfallen2023

    5 күн бұрын

    Lol

  • @xSintex

    @xSintex

    5 күн бұрын

    To be fair,we named it felon before the whole storm z thing

  • @chrisb7198

    @chrisb7198

    5 күн бұрын

    Felon? They named it after trump?

  • @BoraHorzaGobuchul

    @BoraHorzaGobuchul

    4 күн бұрын

    ​​@@chrisb7198not sure who's "they" in your comment, but if you imply RU, these reporting names are NATO-issued. Russian aircraft generally don't get names, at most a nickname that's in use by ground crews/military personnel such as "crocodile" for mi-24, but are not widely used. The only aircraft I can think of that are named are the WW-1 era boner called "Ilya Muromets" (a name of a Russian bogatur) and the ka-50/52 dubbed black shark/alligator respectively, but the that was mostly a movie/media thing, not an official name

  • @chrisb7198

    @chrisb7198

    4 күн бұрын

    @@BoraHorzaGobuchul Dude it was a joke? Get a grip.

  • @TheNylter
    @TheNylter5 күн бұрын

    "Do you still pay in potatoes?" OUCH! 🌶🌶💥

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme89475 күн бұрын

    twitter: The only social 'media' outlet that should have a captcha which reads "I am an a-hole" before you can log in...

  • @jacpas2012
    @jacpas20125 күн бұрын

    I’m sure they also accept bags of Doritos.

  • @itsjustme8947

    @itsjustme8947

    5 күн бұрын

    Heh, for a bag of Doritos, you can choose between a MiG 29 and a T-90! Of course, delivery is paid in Slim Jims. For a nuke, that'll be 2 pairs of Dockers and a knock-off pair of Sketchers (see previous for delivery fees).

  • @garreth629
    @garreth6295 күн бұрын

    I love Florida.😂

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980

    5 күн бұрын

    😂 Same. Is it just me, or has Florida been channelling Grandpa Buff's energy in the videos lately?

  • @pleaserespond3984
    @pleaserespond39844 күн бұрын

    I am so, SO glad the term "west Taiwan" is spreading. Each time it is said, I get that feeling of a billion voices beyond the Great Firewall screaming impotently in unison. Makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

  • @awells444
    @awells4445 күн бұрын

    If you have not watched Kong Fu Hustle, you are missing greatness.

  • @mota478
    @mota4785 күн бұрын

    So when will the Chinese Pirates be mentioned XD

  • @punkmaster4718

    @punkmaster4718

    5 күн бұрын

    Chinese pirates?

  • @kanehodder3459

    @kanehodder3459

    5 күн бұрын

    What's the CCP done now

  • @mota478

    @mota478

    5 күн бұрын

    @@kanehodder3459 they became pirates, They used axes and blade weapon on the Philippines and one Filipino got his finger remove by China

  • @andromedamessier3176

    @andromedamessier3176

    5 күн бұрын

    @@mota478 it is crazy. And if Philippine fired first, all blame will be on them. It is like a school bully.

  • @kanehodder3459

    @kanehodder3459

    5 күн бұрын

    @mota478 Jesus Christ they're regressing

  • @Jackelmandingo
    @Jackelmandingo5 күн бұрын

    Potatoes, no you have to make it into vodka first.

  • @BoraHorzaGobuchul

    @BoraHorzaGobuchul

    4 күн бұрын

    We generally don't make moonshine/vodka out of taters in Mordor, it's more of a Polish thing afaik

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix5 күн бұрын

    It's really hard not to laugh at Florida's antics

  • @Mustang6971
    @Mustang69715 күн бұрын

    After Russia said he was going to turn the black sea into a no-fly zone, I was expecting the raptor to appear.

  • @ravnmane932
    @ravnmane9325 күн бұрын

    🤣 I can't laughing at the potatoes part

  • @user-zi4td2ex7o
    @user-zi4td2ex7o5 күн бұрын

    There’s a Russian presidential IL-92 approaching JFK Airport on Flight radar 24

  • @vigilantegamer6713

    @vigilantegamer6713

    5 күн бұрын

    😮😈

  • @Wolfie142_

    @Wolfie142_

    5 күн бұрын

    im positive that its just picking up embassy staff and the like

  • @davidschultz1987
    @davidschultz19875 күн бұрын

    „Youre getting a LOT of Twitter news“ *checks video length* 2 Minutes. Yep, seems about right for Twitter news

  • @raynevonwerner8695
    @raynevonwerner86954 күн бұрын

    "they wasted a perfectly good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth" had me dead. 😂

  • @TheMonkeyGreen
    @TheMonkeyGreen5 күн бұрын

    Love your stuff man!

  • @Hover-zl2sh
    @Hover-zl2sh5 күн бұрын

    Love your vids

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom5735 күн бұрын

    Florida has the best lines I have ever heard. Guy cracks me up every time 😂

  • @ndrewarafadingolo
    @ndrewarafadingolo5 күн бұрын

    “West Tiwan” everything Florida said, and “do you still pay in potatoes” had me 😂 love this channel ❤❤❤

  • @PopEwLair
    @PopEwLair5 күн бұрын

    Linecrosser never fails to glaze America to the fullest 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯

  • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
    @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro5 күн бұрын

    Wasted a perfectly good blankity blank, by putting Teeth in it! LMAO!!!❤❤❤💙💙💙

  • @OddlyIncredible

    @OddlyIncredible

    5 күн бұрын

    It's _shocking_ how well that describes the X user base broadly after Musk got hold of it...

  • @ItsJakobeBro
    @ItsJakobeBro4 күн бұрын

    Personally I think Wisconsin needs a character. If you take all registered hunters and call it a military we are the 8th largest in the world. Plus we are statistically the most drunk state.

  • @Banzai51
    @Banzai515 күн бұрын

    "Shut the fuck up West Taiwan..." That will never get old.

  • @KoRntech
    @KoRntech5 күн бұрын

    Twatter?

  • @tdolan500
    @tdolan5005 күн бұрын

    Pay in potato’s? That’s insulting and inaccurate. It’s circus tickets and phone cases Btw they also put photos out of Russian widows getting fur coats as compensation for their husbands deaths. They didn’t get to keep the coats! They took them back!

  • @robryan2079
    @robryan20795 күн бұрын

    “Do you still pay in potatoes?” Man that landed hard 😂

  • @fennecthefurryfox8413
    @fennecthefurryfox84135 күн бұрын

    The mistake of going into Twitter in general, I don't even touch that app, also just now reminded myself that it's actually "X" now... Pfft, where have we gone? Lmao

  • @Lopal12
    @Lopal125 күн бұрын

    first

  • @jakubw.2779
    @jakubw.27795 күн бұрын

    The moment i saw the "news" about the drone i knew HLC will cover it

  • @annetteleggett9854
    @annetteleggett98545 күн бұрын

    That burn at the end was a freaking INFERNO 🔥🔥😂🔥🔥

  • @xender561
    @xender5615 күн бұрын

    I’ve been watching your videos for the news lately and I love it! Keep it up!

  • @shadowof1155
    @shadowof11555 күн бұрын

    "Were you saving up for a kill streak?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 im dead af some of them cod kill streaks were op when it came to trolling the other team lol

  • @elizabethdunn9434
    @elizabethdunn94345 күн бұрын

    I LOVE the context you come up with regarding the different countries. Please keep them coming, I need a good laugh.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely67484 күн бұрын

    Love going onto Flight Radar seeing a Posideon or US drone over the Black Sea just casually flying around lmao

  • @Dasycottus
    @Dasycottus5 күн бұрын

    "how does that make you feel?" FANTASTIC!!!! Ukraine, go get em! 😀

  • @Mrman4343-hw9ce
    @Mrman4343-hw9ce5 күн бұрын

    Best vids ever more educational then school and funny

  • @ComanderGame
    @ComanderGame5 күн бұрын

    "Do you still pay in potatoes?" That got me laughing so hard.

  • @borisrozental
    @borisrozental5 күн бұрын

    that's one of the best of your vids yet, i haven't laughted that hard in a while

  • @inquisitor4444
    @inquisitor44445 күн бұрын

    As a Floridian, Florida is the third best character (after Grandpa Buff and the Kid)

  • @Shawn_the_Protogen
    @Shawn_the_Protogen5 күн бұрын

    "Do you still pay in potatoes?" Bruh, I'm dead 🤣

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