"chaos on the roads, it has been snowing for 8 seconds..." 😂

@robo08ify

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like the American south and southwest. 😂

@pinkmagicali

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Australia.

@mahasw777

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Virginia Beach!

The imaginary bus might be the most British thing ever

@Mortthemoose

4 жыл бұрын

I bet they were in an orderly queue too! Lol

@collinscartoons2887

3 жыл бұрын

Just keep walking Just keep walking

@rosestar7078

3 жыл бұрын

Miss Moose Im British. Is there another way to walk in a group of strangers?

@Finda5

3 жыл бұрын

does this actually happen?

@pamilyadance3550

3 жыл бұрын

I’m always on an imaginary bus Hahahaha

this guy can make anything funny😂

Nobody: Michael: do you know Sainsbury's? YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

@irfanzone4025

4 жыл бұрын

Turn on the caption and it will be "satan brief's"😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vanessaholden1575

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I didn't have captions on but I did hear Satan's Briefs! 😂😂😂

@dodgingpineapples90

4 жыл бұрын

@Vanessa Holden , me, too!!! 😂

@sharonmullins1957

4 жыл бұрын

@@irfanzone4025 I think the caption is incorrect. There is a Satan's Breeze in North London.

@ladytee4269

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Love how he walks rapidly across the stage all the time 😂

@PotsAndPans25

3 жыл бұрын

Omg ya the poor lighting people😂

@myriamguns2162

Жыл бұрын

@@PotsAndPans25 Keeps Michael fit though. And maybe the lighting people enjoy the challenge 😀

I love you British people. Even when you swear, you sound so elegant. Again, so glad I found you. You are a joy in my life.

@jamieosullivan2684

4 жыл бұрын

“So glad I found you”🤣🤣🤣

@user-un9jo9fo4i

4 жыл бұрын

It's very interesting, you all think we're so posh, the teenagers round me are all in hoodies drinking wkd, while attacking each other.

@jamieosullivan2684

4 жыл бұрын

Emerson Maybe are you Australian or American?

@sandyxx6243

4 жыл бұрын

**other than Chavs and roadmen**

@MaryCochrane

4 жыл бұрын

Emerson Maybe I’m Canadian and Our teenagers the same.

"I don't care when you arrived, I'm getting on this train!" So much truth xD

I remember a man walking up to me in Birmingham one day and informing me that the bus is cancelled and then we walked together to the next stop and informed people there. It really was an imaginary bus for next four stops. British are the cutest and most gentlemanly devils.

@pinkmagicali

Жыл бұрын

He did a skit about this. The bus was cancelled because of snow.

@JesusIsLord105

11 ай бұрын

​@@pinkmagicali The CHAOS of the snow

I don’t like many comedians but the way u tell a story and make people laugh is priceless.

@jenk6895

4 жыл бұрын

Let me guess...American? LOL

@dotnetdevni

4 жыл бұрын

Jen K No I am Belfast.

@tigerlilygledhill8348

4 жыл бұрын

@deekat3279 no need to be so rude :-)

@Oasisftww

4 жыл бұрын

Peter kay is pretty good at it

@ittakesallkinds809

3 жыл бұрын

I like lots of commedianes, but you're right, Michael is priceless.

He makes the most mundane things funny

@amcadam26

4 жыл бұрын

@@octaviussludberry9016 then why are you here?

@samcooke343

4 жыл бұрын

@@octaviussludberry9016 How can anyone NOT like boiled vegetables and vanilla ice cream?!

@casim8842

4 жыл бұрын

The comedic equivalent of McDonalds.

@flamingpieherman9822

4 жыл бұрын

@@octaviussludberry9016 I'm a tiramisu kind of person...

@lourie_01

4 жыл бұрын

I guess I like boiled veggies and vanilla ice cream.

As a weekly train taker, I relate to this so much. All of us on the platform try to predict where one of the doors is going to stop. Most of the time I'm in between 2 doors & I have to try to decide which is closer lol

I'm not an English person I'm an American but I've been there several times I know exactly what he's talking about cannot stop laughing!

By far the most hilarious man on earth! He’s quite loveable and never obscene. I’m in awe of him. He brightens up my days! Thank you Michael McIntyre! 💕💕💕

This has become my addiction, as soon as I see the notification I have to stop everything and watch . Never fails to make me happy xx Take care everyone 😉

@lynnteasdale1207

4 жыл бұрын

Karen Curtis me too!

@karencurtis2697

4 жыл бұрын

Lynn Teasdale he just makes me smile 😁

@mctthw

3 жыл бұрын

I Hope you’re safe from the virus, and I hope his comedy is getting you through it (:

@karencurtis2697

3 жыл бұрын

MW Productions were ok so far numbers getting a little worrisome but laughing helps Stay safe stay well

omg he really does have a gift! I love his little laugh at his own jokes ;) he really can make comedy about anything. The best thing is that he talks about something relatable. Like the whole time you laugh and think “omg it’s true” 😂😂😂😂

Michael is truly one of the best there is in this line of work, haven't laughed so hard in a while well done Michael

@chloehumble8256

Жыл бұрын

Everything he say is true😂

Michael is so freaking funny. So much fun to watch and listen to.

Michael McIntyre is a national Gem😍

@flamingpieherman9822

4 жыл бұрын

Yes need to make a national treasure!!

@Techniciansbrewery

4 жыл бұрын

Correction: International gem ;)

Send those bus drivers over here to Canada, we will teach them how to drive in the snow! 8 seconds haha

@adavelaar

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same. We get 25cm of snow overnight and are still taking the bus or driving to work.

@maddykrieg222

4 жыл бұрын

@@adavelaar 2 feet.....?

@kyramainer3315

4 жыл бұрын

Not to Vancouver, no one knows to drive in a few inches of snow here XD

@Clothmom1

4 жыл бұрын

I live in the Seattle area of the United States which has a similar climate to London. I grew up in the Midwest so I know hard core snow. Let me tell you that in our climate with the paltry or nonexistent snow-removal equipment that the government agencies have is utter chaos! It rains on the snow, the snow isn’t removed, it forms a hopelessly deep slushy mess that is nearly impossible to drive in without a four-wheel drive vehicle or at least snow tires. Nobody is going to buy and put on snow tires or chains for 3 days of snow each year. Last year the children didn’t do to school for 2 weeks in February. Ugh!!!

@silvanaworrall8716

4 жыл бұрын

It's not the drivers so much as the buses themselves breakdown and the sheer lack of equipment to clear the roads

Michael: it should be one in one out Covid-19: I got you bro

@aviadeloi498

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking XD

Imaginary bus is probably the best bit I’ve ever heard 😭

The walking bus story is hilarious 😂😂

@joannecastille6468

7 ай бұрын

My favourite too 😂

I have been watching most of his clips on KZread and I must say this comes on second best performance of his. first and most hilarious one is the dentist visit!

@pinkmagicali

Жыл бұрын

My two favs are glasses and spices. 😊

NOBODY NEEDS TO GO HOME THIS BADLY 🤣

The bus joke just killed me. He is soooo funny!!

I'm from sweden and have visited london twice and just love it. The tube, i can just totally agree :D But the best thing is when you hear your own language is spoken somewhere in the tube carriage... and you see a couple talking swedish... and you asking them : "ah, from sweden... where in sweden and so on..." in swedish... it is an awkward smalltalk but funny :D

@larawabsie

4 жыл бұрын

Alienisadj I love Sweden!!!

@cyansloth1763

4 жыл бұрын

I love Sweden and I love Svenska. The first time I heard Robyn Carlsson interviewing in Swedish I fell in love with the language and now I learn it with Duolingo ❤️ Jag älskar

@christinesharland8478

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure this works in every language.........trying to figure out if you know where they live But why............ who knows ??! Maybe in the sea of strangers we want to find someone who has something in common.......

@joperhop

4 жыл бұрын

Ah sweden, where? Where? Do you know IKEA?

@carolynworthington8996

3 жыл бұрын

Alienisadj I would love to overhear that conversation!

Michaels laugh/giggle is adorable XD his wife is soooo lucky.

“I’d love to chat but this is my stop” 🤣🤣🤣

Omg everything he says is pure gold!

@chrisrobinson9065

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.....but he speaks too quickly sometimes.

Michael McIntyre is my favorite, funniest, smartest comedian of all time!

Most hilarious comedian I’ve heard in decades. Love it!

Love Michael show for very long time. Always have fresh idea on his joke.

Hello everyone, it’s 7:54 in the morning and I have come on this to see Michael McIntyre run across the stage and make jokes about public transport! Nice! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I have a long list of things I should be doing but instead I've been sucked into binge watching his videos for the last 2hrs lol.

michael says the simplest things and it’s funny

The way he describes the tube is so funny. I remember those crazy days pre pandemic. It was mental but getting dangerous. Something had to reset somewhere

Go Michael! What a gift to come into our homes and make us laugh. You often make my day. Thanks❤👍🏻

This guy is just the BEST comedian EVER!

Bless his heart for making such genius jokes and comedy

I love the description of group thought it's hilariously accurate 😂

I found him this year. So glad I did. Lots to watch! I feel lucky 😁😁😁

I don't really like most comedians but thanks to Facebook's recommendation I'm here. He's great. Greetings from Germany 👍

Thank you Michael, for always making me happy :)

During ever extending quarantine, this guy has been a sanity saver; thanks for the laughs🎉😂😂

It’s unbelievable that his jokes about real life trivial things are funnier than made up story jokes like the last one

@allyd-moon2875

3 жыл бұрын

It's not made up, that kind of thing actually happens 😂😂

@marywood8794

3 жыл бұрын

It's a nice break from politics...especially this year!

I think it's his very posh accent that makes his style so good. Very funny, very likeable guy.

Went to one of Michael’s shows which didn’t feature on TV, looking around at the arena excited to see him in real life but didn’t realise I was sitting next to my Headteacher and sat through the show in an awkward but enjoyable way 😂

This his first major appearance that made him, rightly so, famous!

The last sketch would have made a good story for "Would I Lie To You?"

Noooo, Where's the flapping haiiirrr???

@aspiknf

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he’s an illuminati clone

@MystiqueHorizon

4 жыл бұрын

He's too young. Lol

Every day I enjoy his jokes over and over.

Walking behind the bus driver 😂😂

Thank you Michael for giving me my laughter back.

Thank you. You are hilarious. So good to laugh out loud.

I kept laughing at that last one for a good 2 minutes after the video ended!

I remember I was on a bus once, years ago. I was trying to get off, avoiding arms, legs, baby carriages, and accidentally smacked a woman in the head. 😬😳" I'm so sorry, ma'am!" I ran off the bus like the hounds of hell were chasing me. Lol.

@j2m3_raiden5

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love rush hour.

Was it Dan Howell who got his head stuck in the train 😂😂

And in the north... we have new trains with less seats for the comfort of passengers haha!

4:11 ...a woman overflowed ........... HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank You What a gift.

This guy turned mayhem in London into a heaven😂

I have to admit I'm the same with the doors on the train also he does a great train noise lol 🚉

I’m in my favourite city of them all --!!!!

Oh man this came out the month I moved to London. It was so funny. I have been a fan every since.😊

I love your comic style, wish I could see one of your shows in person. Unfortunately I live in Erwin Tennessee in the U.S.. And I live on Social Security which isn't very much, just barely enough to pay my bills. Nothing for extras like going to a movie or a comic show. Thanks for uploading bits of your shows. If I'm feel down, I watch one of your videos and am laughing and happy once again. Thank you so much, God Bless you and yours.

That buss story killed me, I bursted out in laughter!

I was dying after the first 30 seconds LOL

The imaginary bus is hilarious!!!!

Hysterical. I used to get that reaction in Earls Court pubs aka kangaroo valley in the 1970s about where l came from in Australia by Australians

He just slays me and it. Thinks outloud and lets our everyday thoughts come to life. Also USA

Billy Connolly and now, for me, this amazingly hilarious guy!

Bless your funny heart!

The bus bit is brilliant.

I was laughing so hard it actually hurts😂

Makes me laugh every time ❤

Yes sooooo relatable

Michael learnt what a walking bus is: lots of school children go to school with it. 😃

when he said "he took the hit" I lost it, i cant breathe, my ribs hurt

Brilliant comedy....love MM!!!! ♥

"The run up", and the entire bus stop. Where did he get that processing ability? I watch 1 of his videos - sure he can't top it, and then he does. I am laughing so hard, my stomach hurts - and this is the 2nd time I watched it.

You're too much Michael 😂

Michael McIntyre best comedian around.

😂😂😂😂😂 Michael is one of the most genuinely funny people out there, doesn't need to fill his act with profanity & toilet humour to get a laugh like half the so called comedians out there..........yes I mean you Jimmy yaaaawn Carr 😑😑😤

4:37 whoever plays smite. He sounded like when the default voice pack says “ Save yourself”

How is he so funny! I listen to him instead of tv 📺! 😂🤣

Spotlight operators must be having a blast

The bus one was on point and he made me hilarious. Unfortunately this exactly happens when it snows. Mind you it rarely snows here in England and when it does everything is lockoffffff

I guess when you go up north things change COMPLETELY! STORYTIME: Me and my mum were trying to get on a train in Newcastle but it was full so we almost gave up but then in one carriage this random guy was shouting ‘move back! Let these women on’ and we ended up getting on the train and it was VERY SQUISHED. No-one was reading, everyone was talking about the footy match even if they didn’t know each other (probably cuz there was a Newcastle match and they won). Me and my mum stood there kinda awkwardly as we don’t support Newcastle but Geordies seem like friendly people, one even got up of his seat to let me have instead :)

the walking bus gets me laughing in tears everytime... 🤣

😂ahaa haa👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻brilliant nearly peed myself 🤣coffee ☕️came out my nose😆from laughing.....your awesome Michael 👍🏼👍🏼

Michael brilliant 😁 💖👍

His humour is helping me through some pretty tough times. After 40 yeaes of marriage my husband has become suddenly and seriously sick and wont becoming home. So many memories are come flooding in and the tears are just streaming down everyday.

Love you Michal

Snowing for 8 seconds , haha

Whereabouts,whereabouts, whereabouts!!!! LOL...NYC same!

A worthy successor to Robin Williams, who forever shall be missed.

Compilation isn't the word I would use

@optimusprime4090

4 жыл бұрын

I did start to wonder half way through when the next clip would start 😂😂😂

Oh my stars, Michael, come to Canada! We'll teach you about snow! And buses during snow storms! 😂

I lived in Muswell Hill. And I worked in Sainsburys. Like 40 years ago. Lol.

Omg! This guy is so funny!!