I’m now addicted to watching Michael McIntyre. He’s hilariously spot-on about normal life, without (often) using obscenities. Makes me howl with laughter.

@isaacthegoat1432

4 жыл бұрын

So funny

@loubot8333

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely the best comedian of our time, absolutely amazing guy.

@ellabrown2587

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Pebblesmas

3 жыл бұрын

Me 2,addicting!!!

@killiansolomon8434

2 жыл бұрын

i dont mean to be so offtopic but does any of you know of a tool to get back into an Instagram account?? I was dumb lost my password. I would love any assistance you can give me

There's Michael McIntyre; then there's his hair. It's a performance in a performance.

@SaraFJones

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, now I can’t stop looking at it 🤦‍♀️😂

@cathalorourke1

3 жыл бұрын

Inceperformance

@laurahall907

3 жыл бұрын

Very meta

@calebsmommy812

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the guy in that viral video years ago arguing about the wicked witch of the east LOL

He can make jokes about walking. What a comedy genius.

@evatarida

4 жыл бұрын

KR!RK exactly! Genius! Every thing is a comedic material. And he done it nicely. Wow.

@kitemanmusic

4 жыл бұрын

I can make jokes about wanking.

@Mushroom321-

4 жыл бұрын

"I'M winning".. 🤣

@Mushroom321-

4 жыл бұрын

Well done Michael, "I'm practicly flying" 🙄😂

@isaacthegoat1432

4 жыл бұрын

Just banter

I’m getting absolutely Micheal McIntyred this weekend.

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

I got absolutely Michael McIntyred last weekend, this weekend I'm getting absolutely pantihosed.

I can't remember how many times I watch this, but every time he makes me laugh.

@pinkpanther4641

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. I think it's because its so brilliant the things he comes up with. We maybe could think of some things also but to communicate them like he does is impossible.

Solution to the missing pen when on the phone, just say "Hold on, this pen doesn't work, I gotta go get a new one. Would you wait for a minute please?"

@anyexpat

4 жыл бұрын

Sure comedy routines are all about finding solutions rather than humour

@kingh7329

4 жыл бұрын

Your an absolute genius

@ProfessorCLion

4 жыл бұрын

Or just open up notes on your phone

@danielatj2000

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same, like shhh know one needs to know, just say it ran out of ink 🤣🤣🤣😊

@kitemanmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Leave them hanging on...and on...

How much more positive would the world be if we all just skipped to work 😂

@StephenLewisful

4 жыл бұрын

Ria Ford Or to see a biker gang pour out of a bar and skip to their motorcycles.

@matthewharding4462

4 жыл бұрын

@@StephenLewisful Yes to you both! That would be magnificent!

@nghtwng1572

4 жыл бұрын

@@StephenLewisful This is a blessed comment😂😂😂

@Steve-fe4lq

3 жыл бұрын

And synced our arms together as well..... The world would indeed be a grand place in which to live.

@postcardsfromgeorgia4294

3 жыл бұрын

👍😂😂😂

_I’m going to get totally and utterly car parked!_ 😆🙌

@rosiefay7283

4 жыл бұрын

0:02 That's a bizarre notion: that it's only posh people who use slang words like those.

@wenchekarlskov1423

4 жыл бұрын

In my country we say DRITINGS😂🍸

@Darkiie

4 жыл бұрын

*_Spangled_* should be everyone's go to

@hallquiche

4 жыл бұрын

”Whooh, I was absolutely tooth brushed yesterday!”

@harleywilliams9818

4 жыл бұрын

@@hallquiche ahahahahahahaha brilliant

He’s brilliant! Making ordinary, daily, boring activities so funny😂😂😂

Just moved into university dorms today, first time living away from home and was honestly just up at 1:30am still to have a bit of a cry, then this comes up in my youtube feed and now im cheered up 😁

@ParkeLife

4 жыл бұрын

University is scary at first but give it some time and you'll have the best time of your life and meet friends for life there. Hang in there 😊

@timh1907

4 жыл бұрын

Keep going, you'll love it 👍👍

@robbiebunge859

4 жыл бұрын

This, too, shall pass. My daughter leaves in 2 months. Good luck to you 🙏

@nishajassal1476

4 жыл бұрын

Call me if you feel sad again 😭

@Joe_Payne

4 жыл бұрын

I hope it's going well. I'm in Year 13. I'll be in your shoes soon. (On my first day I will comment on this. You have my word.)

Thank You God for Michael McIntyre!!! I just love him--his humor has really lifted my spirits in some recent tough days!😊💖

To be able to keep an audience in laughter all the time. Now that's a great talent. Even his jokes that he hadn't lined up are even funny. How anyone can say he's underrated is beyond belief. He's hilarious.

@kitemanmusic

4 жыл бұрын

I would say he is overrated, but that is just me(an).

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

@@kitemanmusic yeah it is just you

Love you, Michael McIntyre. You keep 😊 my spirit up here in no English, no any other language, here in Itly

Works with a lighter as well. "got a lighter" checks all pockets "no sorry, dont smoke"

We need a word in the English language for that lovely skipping with synchronized arm motion. Now that Michael has invented it, it cannot go unnamed. Since we often name things after their inventor, I propose McIntyring.

@edytar5679

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds odly catchy 😂 I'll feed it to my inner vocabulary monster and see if it munches 😂😂 sorry it's late and my mind's half shut down 😅😂

@laurencereid1462

4 жыл бұрын

McInskippying?

@infiniteinspiration1628

4 жыл бұрын

Skippydidooda-mcintyriaaaaa?😂😂😂😂😂

@gandalfgaertner

4 жыл бұрын

Man, i was soooo McIntyred the other day...

@PetroicaRodinogaster264

4 жыл бұрын

dlwatib Before I read your suggestion I thought ‘Macintyring’ so I second your motion.

This is brilliant. He is so funny! We all need a good laugh every so often.

This is just perfection, who else saw this and instantly stopped life for this

@MichealVakas

4 жыл бұрын

He is so funny!

@thekremlingremlin7616

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to stop my life completely after I realised humanity has stooped to the point of finding this funny

I am absolutely cucumbered

@bilindalaw-morley161

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Ausitn I like that one!

@mathewhale3581

4 жыл бұрын

Oooh...sounds painful. Maybe a quick trip to hospital and have it professionally removed?

@AR-fh2uh

4 жыл бұрын

No, that is definitely a different thing.

@oldaccounttwo9794

4 жыл бұрын

Should've seen it man, I was COMPLETELY dick-tipped last night

@whoever_81

3 жыл бұрын

I am totally tomatoed

I lied about the pen, that is me every time.

@rosiefay7283

4 жыл бұрын

This is why should should always have a pen and some paper by the phone.

@Peppi94

4 жыл бұрын

What is an "argos pen"?

@francaperotti5934

4 жыл бұрын

@@Peppi94 an argos pen is a small pen that you write down numbers out of a catalogue of the item you want to buy.

@Peppi94

4 жыл бұрын

@@francaperotti5934 Thank you!

@francaperotti5934

4 жыл бұрын

@@Peppi94 your welcome.

Love his humour! 😂

I love these old archived clips. Please keep them coming

I actually started yawning when he started talking about yawning

@afloatingpineapple6170

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh same

@lenajesse

4 жыл бұрын

Same. And I yawned again as I read your comment. :D

@wowftw120

4 жыл бұрын

I felt tired and suddenly felt the urge to, and again when reading your comment, that's weird!

@wenchekarlskov1423

4 жыл бұрын

Me too😂

@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg

4 жыл бұрын

Me five!

If someone asks me for a pen and I don’t have one I feel guilty for days afterwards. It’s one of my biggest nightmares, because I ALWAYS have a pen on me EXCEPT when someone asks me for one!

@wowftw120

4 жыл бұрын

That's because they need a pen in a situation where you typically wouldn't need a pen, just think to deliberately have a pen on you in the most non typical situations

@jondonnelly4831

4 жыл бұрын

Keister one.

@melanytodd2929

4 жыл бұрын

deekat3279 : 😂😂😂😂❣. Yep❣

@TheRedAzuki

4 жыл бұрын

Do you have a pen on you now?

@gaiusmaecenas1861

4 жыл бұрын

TheRedAzuki As I’m sitting at my desk, yes ;)

Is there a topic out there that Michael can't make you laugh hysterically on? Because so far I haven't heard one yet! Michael is simply a natural at making people laugh!

He never fails to bring a smile or a lol. Comic genius. He and Billy Connolly out of the same box. We end up laughing at ourselves.:)

I actually laughed out loud about the pen joke. I love how Michael jokes about things we do in our everyday lives.

Anyone else drop everything they were doing when this notification came in?😂😂

@larawabsie

4 жыл бұрын

Mary E. W. Burke Yep xD

@zuuzuuka

4 жыл бұрын

I made the likes 100

@DragonLuver44

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I was watching Alien 2 and saw this come up and stop the movie!😂😂😂

@melanytodd2929

4 жыл бұрын

Me❣

@grahamlive

4 жыл бұрын

No, I waited 3 days.

There are comics and then there are jaw-achingly good comics! 😂

Skipping is, indeed, magnificent. I should do it more often.

@jobkramer560

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the arms, you can go twice as fast!

The thing about the tights is always so true 💀💀💀 WHY DO THEY GO UP TO YOUR ELBOWS ?

@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg

4 жыл бұрын

Not the Doctor to get all the fat in!!!!

@harleywilliams9818

4 жыл бұрын

So you can put your arms in and walk around like a penguin 😂😂 but on a serious note..wtf they sooo long 😂 and no .they make the belly worse haha

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

When they first came out in London around the sixties, they were one size fits all, and never came past my knees as I'm tall, but my besty was short so they fit her perfectly.

I am totally and utterly glad I stumbled upon this human being. Best comedy ever!!!

He made my day, week and month, beats all that COVID talk and kills the boredom of lockdown in a very positive and fun way! Thank you Michael! 👍

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that it is the jokes that are short, rather than jokes about short people

@DesertDog

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry mate, everyone gets there in the end

@cleo7282

4 жыл бұрын

This is a good short joke too

@kitty62862

4 жыл бұрын

Bab Rass Ditto

@makeyourownmagic.6401

4 жыл бұрын

Bab Rass took me to read your comment to realise it wasn’t about short people! So don’t worry lol!

@mjhopgoodswe

4 жыл бұрын

Me too...

I skip at work when I'm happy. It's so satisfying

Watching him, can't stop laughing - he's a genius.

The best english comedian ever! 💕

He’s a quarantine sanity saver. Love the laughs😂😂😂

I had such a terrible day today and I got some horrible news and then I watch this and it put a smile on my face. Thank you for the wonderful wonderful jokes. Michael you are a lifesaver you make life just a little bit nicer.

@pinkpanther4641

2 жыл бұрын

You're not alone. Had the same happen to me. It's non- stop with him and that is perfect for not thinking about other things.

@myrmillionade3512

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinkpanther4641 I’m sending you love and light. Stay strong. One day at a time. And with a little Michael thrown in the mix.

The skipping! That’s so true! 😂😂🤣

I started yawning the microsecond he mentioned yawning 😂

He's such a funny guy. I dont think he's ever shot and missed. All his jokes hit the laughter bones all the time.I hope Post-Covid times (if ever) will allow for a world tour.. or at least a Europe tour.

The book joke was my favourite, but this guy is definitely one of the best comedians around.

The skipping one never gets old

You are always BRILLIANT! We are all like this ... and we KNOW IT!!! ♥️🤣👍

This is the best thing to watch before bed 😂

He's just so funny he can literally joke about anything!

I totally want to start skipping everywhere. LOL

@kitty62862

4 жыл бұрын

Caryn Law I’ve actually forgotten how

@matthewharding4462

4 жыл бұрын

do itttt, I will join you haha

I love this man. He is hilarious.

Oh thanks that short humour break was just what I needed. Getting caught using your phone while you're skipping, that'll be next.

There are lots of funny comedians but Michael is up there with the funniest I've ever seen.

My absolute favourite - the most clever, most relatable, downright brilliant, comedian ever 💖

This guy is wonderful! His comedy is terrific & I noticed he's quite good-looking, too.

The pen stuff is just so funny! 😂

How does he do it?!? I swear everyone of his joke is just so relatable ! No oder comic does that so well!!

@shona5512

4 жыл бұрын

It's just called observational humour.

@purechaos454

4 жыл бұрын

FuckTheReason and he’s infinitely likeable unlike so many comics. And his comedy isn’t at all offensive. Just clever and hilarious

I was completely kangarood the other day.

@originaldahha

4 жыл бұрын

ahhhh a fellow aussie =P

@mattfoley1718

4 жыл бұрын

Metusion mate I had way too much I was absolutely crocodiled

@Fuzcapp

4 жыл бұрын

Had a night of total clock n stylus, let me tell ya. Snow faced! I was nothing but underfelt to the remote control, if you know what I mean ...

@zacherymcdonnell281

3 жыл бұрын

Metusion sounds aussie

@mama--rua

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no thats something different 😁

“I’m practically flying!”😂

He got amazing energy on the stage 🙌

Best medicine in the world!

He is hilarious. .love Michael McIntyre!!!!

@vivienneoneill5400

24 күн бұрын

Me to,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I love this guy. Watched almost all his videos, they take my mind off the stress I had for the day

From Syd. Australia. M.M's comedy immediately just lifts your Spirits.

@kitemanmusic

4 жыл бұрын

I have a drink to lift my spirits.

@christinakav5029

4 жыл бұрын

Leanne Blake from Melbourne. X

Brilliant as always x

you sir hands down are one of the best comedians! youre so relatable with your material and its pure genius! legend!

OMG absolutely hilarious!! Skipping!! Lordy him Michael is hysterical! A genius😂😂😂😂😂

A genius compilation of a genius comedian!

I was completely and utterly Johannesburged!!! 🍺

@AndiFels

4 жыл бұрын

Shot?

@TheStarviking

4 жыл бұрын

I was Graafrenieted!

@themultiverse5447

4 жыл бұрын

Got drunk taking shots, or shot while drinking?

@hisky.

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Johannesburg lmao

Laughed so hard when he did the panty hose...so very on point.

One day he just showed up on my site. Never heard of him before being a American. He is the funniest man I have ever listened to .

@HannahChallis

Жыл бұрын

Same! And 100% Agreed! He’s brilliant! Makes you laugh so!

I have seen so many comics, famous and just at clubs and he is by far the funniest man I have ever seen. I can watch him forever! Such comedy out of daily things we do, I love it. And the clip about the panty hose is hysterical

the skipping arm swing joke is so original - as is most no all of his material - well done Michael!

Hes the best comedian out there!😂😂

He’s the most graceful skipper I’ve ever seen.

Got totally McIntyred last night

@BinkyTheElf1

4 жыл бұрын

Totally Wallace-Eyed.

I died with the yawning part 🥱😂

I watched this whilst getting utterly Pringled!

You are the funniest man ever.

@billysinge8977

4 жыл бұрын

B.J. Hinote that’s what she said.

“I was totally cheesed” 😂

Best comedian in life.

something i haven't seen in a long while. actual funny!

My bucket list Get a heart from Micheal mclntyre

@PlainVlogs

4 жыл бұрын

Kamypon 45 its not his channel. Its some random guy

@edm3387

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Potts it’s clearly not michael McIntyre uploading these videos? Obviously someone uploading them on his behalf. Are u thick with ur « dOn’T mAkE aSsUmPtIoNs »

Favourite comedian!!! 💘🙏

Michael is such a natural...😂🤣🔝👍

Let’s be honest... everyone yawned at the yawn part

@tsundoku5733

4 жыл бұрын

I think everybody was absolutely knackered.

@lindaashford7187

4 жыл бұрын

All down to mirror neurons ... Google it!

@lucifers.morningstar3805

4 жыл бұрын

To be completely honest I didn't yawn.

@RuanAntunes7

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong! I yawned when I read this 😂

I would love to know how many steps micheal does per show 🤣🤣

I was absolutely shopping centred 🍺🍺

@anyexpat

4 жыл бұрын

Did you get completely Tesco Savered?

@georgeh6488

4 жыл бұрын

Kenny Duff no I was Waitrose finested

@anyexpat

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgeh6488 Wow sounds like you almsot got double jumpered

@georgeh6488

4 жыл бұрын

Kenny Duff I was buy one get one free’d

“Fucking pyjamad!” 😆

Have you ever had someone reach out their arm so you can read the time off their clock and since you didn’t know them at all or well enough you didn’t really dare to look properly, but still said “thank you” and smiled at them and then walked away still not knowing the time?

@mydogdeli

4 жыл бұрын

Whenever that happens I look at them in stunned disbelief that they're wearing a clock on their arm.

@ploppyploppy

4 жыл бұрын

I always have to look twice. For some reason the first time I don't actually read the time in my panic, put my arm down, then realise I still don't know and have to look again.

@themultiverse5447

4 жыл бұрын

No. That is absurd. I am confident.

I really needed this break 😂🤣🤣🤣 thanks man 👍

Lmao, this guy is utterly brilliant. I loved that last one in particular so true and hilarious! 100

love this guy always makes me laugh

He is so natural and hence his jokes are so funny

I yawned through this whole video! Thanks a lot, Michael!!

I love skipping! ^^ I usually don't do it when people are watching, because I don't want people to think I'm a total weirdo, but it has some curious fun to it.

@alisonbarratt3772

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Canada.if we ever meet perhaps we could go skipping together.ha ha or we could be each others lookout 2 see if anyone is coming.hs ha ha

He's practically flying! 😆

Brilliant as ever 👍👍👍 one of these days i'll get to see you live Mr Mcintyre 🍻

*If you lie about having a pen to take down a number, buy some time by claiming the pen has stopped working and ask for a moment to locate a functional pen...*

I love you dude. You’re hilarious

Brilliant. So funny

Hope to see you one night in Perth.I watch all your KZread just so I can laugh at least once a day.Funny man love your work.

The bit about skipping is actually true. I often wondered why it's not used more often.