Michael McIntyre must get his 10,000 steps in every show.

@AK-jt7kh

3 жыл бұрын

I love your name

@amandadewet4022

3 жыл бұрын

He gets discounts from his medical aid if he demonstrates he is exercising ha ha

@KQJ_Diya007

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@jacintaroberts4626

2 жыл бұрын

I love Michael McIntyre

@priyanka1902

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😅

I love how Michael’s jokes are based on real life situations and contain very little swearing!! Best comedian ever 🤣😂

*”car, map, passport!”* next word he’ll know is “BYEEEE!”

@noelpucarua2843

3 жыл бұрын

Now the next word is "VISA"

This man is a gem, I could watch him for hours *laugh*snort*

@charluvstrue

3 жыл бұрын

Love him!! 😄

@lisa.hennessey19

3 жыл бұрын

Laugh, sneeze, snort!!

@802inge

3 жыл бұрын

Laugh, without the sound😅

It is refreshing to come across a comedian who does not resort to vulgarities, character assassination or gratuitous swearing.

@crownofglory1264

10 ай бұрын

"we can write a list of five people that we're allowed to have sex with from outside of the marriage" I swear he stole that from Disney

This guy is incredible he turns evryday things into hilarious comedy acts

@DonnatheDinkyDwarf

3 жыл бұрын

He is hilarious has me in stitches everytime 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@KQJ_Diya007

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

He is definitely one of the UK's best ever.

@maryannanderson7517

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's one of the WORLD's best ever. Comedians in the US are so "woke" that they are no longer funny. I'm glad I have Michael that I can watch and know I'll be listening to someone that will make me laugh instead of someone that will just tick me off.

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

@@maryannanderson7517 I agree wholeheartedly!

@jaywarren333

8 ай бұрын

Are u sniffin glue?😂

i was literally silently laughing when he talked about the silent laughers then i couldn’t stop-

@lolinnitfam9045

3 жыл бұрын

I was watching this going ‘yeah, silent laughers are awful’ then I realised that I was silent laughing

@josephlim6702

3 жыл бұрын

We've all been there

@arbiteria

3 жыл бұрын

And I literally snort-laughed!

@IdahoDali

3 жыл бұрын

I used to laugh like that for years, then my laugh evolved.

@spencermoore3644

3 жыл бұрын

Same

He must be absolutely exhausted after a show! He’s so animated.

I woke up to this show this morning 🤣🤣 I've been grieving and depressed for months. Mornings are tough. This morning my husband said, it's so nice to hear you really laughing(snorting). ❣👌 I might try skip walking today 😁

@rosehill9537

11 ай бұрын

How'd your skipping go?

@nannynan5893

8 ай бұрын

It works for me, too, really glad you can find your laughter, keep going!!

@SunflowerEyes252

8 ай бұрын

@@rosehill9537 😁it didnt last long, Lol. I might give this another listen to right now

Most relatable comedian

@infinitevirus4826

3 жыл бұрын

GG

@coskunkollik5635

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin bridges

@tompepper9490

3 жыл бұрын

Carl Barron

@lunkhead7182

3 жыл бұрын

Peter Kay

@maryannanderson7517

3 жыл бұрын

I certainly did relate when he said that his cards to his wife have started saying, "I still love you. See last year's card for details." When we had been married about 20 years I asked my husband if he loved me and he said, "I told you once that I love you. If I ever change my mind I'll let you know."

"G" for "Gnome" 😂 That is brilliant. I really hope I can use that one day

Not only is he wildly talented, he's also adorable!

@luelladoughty4190

3 жыл бұрын

Yess!!

@kittykat8169

3 жыл бұрын

He is. 😊

@perseverancejamila3108

3 жыл бұрын

I love his laugh 😂

@sherimcdaniel3491

3 жыл бұрын

@@perseverancejamila3108 I’ve commented on that myself. I laugh at his joke and then LAUGH harder at his laugh! LOVE Michael!

@KQJ_Diya007

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

"You, nurse, weigh me..." that was pretty good

I watch a clip of Michael every morning it starts my day with a good laugh

@KodasCove

3 жыл бұрын

That sound like an amazing morning routine!

@neoncinnamon6672

3 жыл бұрын

Same here but on a bad/unlucky day. I remember, as a kid I used to mouth his showes and pretend to be the one who is on the stage saying the jokes.

@DarkAnGeL14054

3 жыл бұрын

I watch while getting ready for work ☺ It helps me get through my work day

@joanne4758

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkAnGeL14054 I have it going loud i n the backgroud - just love it.

@b-dog3207

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m doing today

Guess who's been watching all of his shows during quarantine?

@CorrinaMusic

3 жыл бұрын

YAS

@theticfob5676

3 жыл бұрын

me

@buddzunga8960

3 жыл бұрын

Who

@jamesbaker9106

3 жыл бұрын

A spastic

@Moonchild15225

3 жыл бұрын

SAMEEEE

This laugh snort thing reminds me - don't ask me why - of what happened to me maybe 45 years ago. I had a cold and hiccups. Suddenly I felt a cough and a sneeze building up at the same time, and found myself struggling to figure out which one to prepare for first, and which one I would be able to hold back. I also new the release - whichever one - necessarily had to edge closer to the next hiccup, the more I tried to delay events. On top of that I also felt a fart building up. Now the situation was so hilarious that I just could not hold back laughing. It all exploded in a disastrous symphony that left me laughing for weeks.

@LeadAllSoulsToHeaven

Жыл бұрын

🤣😭😂😭 that's decent material.. you could have comedy in your future

As a laugh snorter, I condone this message.

Michael McIntyre is the definition of comedy

@hollyreay02

3 жыл бұрын

I read this in Patrick's voice

@kaibliss4826

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I loved the bit about saying goodbye on the phone. My plumber says Goodbye...bye...bye...bye with the 'byes' getting slightly fainter as he goes along. It always makes me smile!

@rachelartis4433

Жыл бұрын

My friend does that too and it’s quite sweet

Oh god, the bus skit, my stomach is so sore from laughing. I can picture it so clearly! If I can add, the snot sneeze is bad but the cough fart is worse!

@AK-jt7kh

3 жыл бұрын

Or the laugh fart

@juliestone9371

Жыл бұрын

that's the worst!

G for Gnome kills me every time 😂👍

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

he won't have a gnome to go to if he keeps this up (apologies to Bowie)

Bold of you to assume I have any other laugh other than the laugh snort.

@buchan448

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Michael relates to normal human behaviour so spot on - great to see he knows - thinking he must live the same life as all of us and knows how to humourise it 👍🏿

@marknichols554

2 жыл бұрын

Yes he is a human lol! Bit weird if he didn’t relate to human behaviour

The guy that works the lights must get paid a lot 😂😂

@klaranedbalova9681

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that too 😂😂

@carolynworthington8996

3 жыл бұрын

PsychxticRose And be strong from all the exercise.

@craft1ng_cl0ckw0rk

2 жыл бұрын

I have to assume its automated lmao. a tracker of some sort idk that sounds like a hard job lol

I have learned my lesson. Go to the loo BEFORE watching Michael McIntyre.

@ice_on_yt6076

3 жыл бұрын

I leant the hard way

Ah the phonetic alphabet. I was working in a call centre once when I had a malfunction: I said "is that Y for wanky"

@eilsmile8732

3 жыл бұрын

Emma Jenkins LOL

@annafabrikant6816

3 жыл бұрын

OMG i am so sorry you had to go through that....

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

I recently found myself saying "G... for ghanoush! No, wait, that's confusing...G... for Gerry! S**t - sorry - that won't help" then I just started stammering "Guh...guh...guh..." into the mobile like I'd had some sort of aneurysm.... luckily the woman was laughing at this point and definitely worked it all out, so no damage, but I was pretty embarrassed. Didn't help that I had a mate in the room with me at the time and he keeps effing reminding me about it. Ah, the cringe...

@cbisme6414

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 you and Michael should get together, I'm splitting my sides 😂😂😂😂😂

@sstephkate86

3 жыл бұрын

I laugh snorted at this.

After watching this I actually took the time to observe my 5 year old nephew skipping while we were walking to the park. He looked so happy I really wanted to try it....but I dared not. Michael's voice was ringing in my head "unacceptable for anyone above the age of 6"

@kathleen109

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's completely acceptable for an adult to skip when with a skipping child.

@keligracemcpherson2174

2 жыл бұрын

Who is going to say something? They will probably be wishing they had the courage to rebel against social expectations too. I am so going to to do it today. I was running my son's bike yesterday. #bearebel #courageandjoy

@marknichols554

2 жыл бұрын

@@keligracemcpherson2174 social expectations lol! I gave them up years ago when I realised they were for people without an identity or people who are so scared about what others think. In my opinion, as long as you are not hurting yourself or anyone else, do whatever the **** you want

I am crying with laughing !!!. I never get tired of watching Michael..just love him.

Imaginary bus story killed me :) Michael is the best!

What does he mean?! Who doesn’t answer the phone with ‘ahoy?’

@SuperKrock5

3 жыл бұрын

The inventor wanted ahoy But he called his wife to test and she said “hello?” Haha

@Mad9977

3 жыл бұрын

lol the next time it rings i will answer like that =D

@phillipecook3227

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Burns on the Simpsons : )

@Mastercrasse

3 жыл бұрын

I haven’t.... but will from now on!!!

@joanneparkin5389

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperKrock5 I think your on about Alexander Graham Bell he is credited with inventing the telephone

I love him

He is one of the best comedians!

@Car_and_classic_lover

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@jamesbaker9106

3 жыл бұрын

Frankie Boyle, Bill Bailey, Greg Davies, Bill Hicks, Russell Howard, Jimmy Carr, Noel Fielding, Richard Ayoade, Flight of the Conchords, Mo Gilligan, Rob Becket, Larry Dean, Al Murray, Dara ó Briain, Russell Kane, Dave Gorman, Jamali Maddix and Charlie Brooker could be argued to be the best comedians but not Michael McIntyre. Why do you like him that much?

@jamesbaker9106

3 жыл бұрын

@@schleichhorsecrazy6378you're not answering the question, why do you like his work?

@jamesbaker9106

3 жыл бұрын

@@schleichhorsecrazy6378 what makes him good at his job?

@jamesbaker9106

3 жыл бұрын

@@schleichhorsecrazy6378 people have the opinion that you shouldn't vaccinate your kids, that's not a good enough argument

My day didn’t start so jolly, but watching this and laughing my head off cast out the grim of Covid. Thank you Michael xxxx

As someone who skips around a lot. I felt understood for the first time.

I have a couple of friends that both laugh/snort. It's funny when they are apart, but when they are in the same room, when they laugh/snort it makes them laugh that much harder and laugh/snorts are even more inevitable!! It's hilarious!!

I used to work with a guy who didn't move his arms when he walked. Weird walker! LOL

@BothHands1

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, the arm swinging actually has a purpose, as it shifts the weight of the upper side of your body towards the foot that's going the land in front of you. it not only keeps momentum, but helps with balance, and actually conserves energy rather than wasting it. very weird to see someone who keeps their arms directly at their sides though lol.

@IntrepidFraidyCat

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣 Didn't Frankenstein walk that way?

@DatOnePurple

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

@stevea7048

3 жыл бұрын

I find it awkward to swing my arms when walking. i try but there is still more not moving than moving, like a half swing. Don’t hate the immovability :(

@BothHands1

3 жыл бұрын

Steve A yeah, he was exaggerating the swinging of the arms to show it more blatently, especially for the people in the back of the audience who can't see as well. it's usually a lot more subtle than the example he gave. it's just when they stay completely still at your sides (unless it's cold and you have your hands in your hoodie pocket for warmth or something), it looks very rigid, like you're extremely tense.

What are you doing? I'm winning that's what I'm doing! 😆 The things he must do to get the walking, skipping, whipping his arms in such a way kind of ideas!

Oh my gosh!! He's HILARIOUS! I don't even have a sense of humor and i couldn't stop laughing!

Funniest comedian ever 😂

@jamesbaker9106

3 жыл бұрын

No he's not

@jacintaroberts4626

2 жыл бұрын

Yes he is

hes probably the funniest comedian

@daviesdavies538

3 жыл бұрын

I love how he makes every day observations funny, and doesn't need to be racist, sexist or dirty to get a laugh. He's brilliant

My first daughter knew over 200 words before she was two-years-old and held conversations. My cousin and I worked with her a lot. The funny thing is, she's now 26 and hasn't been big on talking most of her pre adult and adult life, rather like me. My second daughter didn't say much until she was about three-years-old, even though we worked with her as well. But, you could tell she was listening and understanding. When she started talking, only a few of us knew her language. Both had their own way of saying a few words for a while, but the second especially. Once the second got started, she became a huge talker, and still is, at nearly 18. 🤣

The way his mind works to acknowledge every day situations and how hysterical they actually are is incredible. Like forgetting every word that begins with N LOL every damn time HAHAHA

This man is a legend .. such a clever and funny comedian

The funniest stand up comedian today. Love him.

Can confirm: from slowly watching more and more videos in bed when I’m not supposed to, I have gotten good at silent laughing.

This man got us through lockdown , comedic genius!

I didn’t expect myself to burst out with laughter, so loud, I woke the dog. Tha’s always a hoot listening to laughter jokes and mini sick jokes. Snort? Yes, I definitely did.

This has to be one of the best monologues ever. So original and fun.

I silent laugh snorted while watching this lol

Love Michael McIntyre and his Comedy is 'My Sweet Therapy' thru the COVID-19 PANDEMIC! I watch his Comedy Episodes every Night to Relax and 'Take A Break' from All of the B.S.!!! 😉😎👌☝️✌❤🧡💛💚💙💜🌈🌈🥂🍾🌹

He is the funniest comedian! Jokes and timing are amazing.

Love all Michael McIntyre videos, but this one had me in stitches with laughing. 😂😂😂

I'll bet he burns 10 times more calories than any other stand up comedian.

"it's a laugh snort, snort sneeze" I love this man

N for knickers. I will use that from now on, see how many people catch on 🤣🤣🤣

Do not drink anything when listening to this. I snorted coffee and laughed it across the room.

Such a funny guy 👦. Both Michael and Sarah Millican are my favourites, they make me belly laugh with their antics, thank you for making us all smile 😃 😊 😀 ☺ 😄 😁

@lancergirl04

7 ай бұрын

I'm the same, love them both😅

Hello used to be spelled Hellow because it comes from the old greeting: hell is low. People used to also say: Heaven is high which eventually shortened to Hi.

@Troublenut

3 жыл бұрын

Puddleglum Marshwiggle is that actually true?!?!

@DiabolicalGenius

3 жыл бұрын

@@Troublenut Not even a little. Clever though.

@puddleglummarshwiggle4236

3 жыл бұрын

@@Troublenut I have read very old books and have actually seen "Hellow" printed normally.

@muls9571

3 жыл бұрын

That is not true.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, Puddleglum! My favourite Narnian! What up?

Everything he says is true, it’s so funny when you here things from other people 😂

He is so funny I thoroughly enjoy his excerpts of normal everyday life and how hilarious they can be in the hands of a master comedian. 🇦🇺🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

I'm almost 40 but I'm still skipping around the house. I'll try the hand things after this, thank you Michael. You're currently my favorite British stand up comedian.

There he goes again, giving the guy managing the spotlight a workout

No one: Michael when he’s skipping and waving his arms: I am SPEED

Michael never fails to make me laugh! It takes away the pain in my legs whenever I watch him, he’s like everyone’s personal medicine!

My all time favourite, cracks me up from start to finish 👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I’m a silent laugher! 😂 and occasionally a dying seal takes over my laugh and people are mortified.

@alexdiaz4181

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Stacey how are you doing today merry Christmas

That skipping walk with the arms is iconic! Must try it sometime... when no-one else is around in the park. 😄

every show he does is always full of smiles and laughs in the audiences

funniest guy ever 😂

This is the funniest act I have seen in my entire life

oh my goodness, the imaginary bus bit. Laughed so hard and loud!

The water testing ! laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes! Bless you Michael!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love your comedy. Hilarious, relatable and no dirty business. You are a gem sir. SIR MICHAEL MCINTYRE

Number one, your sister 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard

Love him, so funny. Makes ordinary events hilarious!

I hate the fact that I silent laugh because I'm outside, but so funny when I actually laugh out loud when it's absolutely quiet outside 😂 Thank you for another great vid and take care of yourself please, Mate

I'm writing an exam tomorrow and I was superstressed. Now I just got a muscle ache from laughing too hard 😂 He has such beautiful stage presence.

I rather have snow fall at the beginning of work. So you go to work then go back home playing dodge the panickers on the freeway. Best morning ever

@GeorgiaMarie98x

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob DeWeil and then you get to cosy up in your comfiest and a hot drink thinking “ooh I should be at work!”

@jacobdeweil3553

3 жыл бұрын

@@GeorgiaMarie98x Possibly or think how many people don't know how to drive in snow and panic at the first flurry

I silent laughed at this 😂 Then I spat my tea everywhere when he double snorted 😧

The bus joke kills me every time 😂😂😂

@MrsWheezer

3 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious. 😂😂😂

Lots of people ..laughing together!! 🥺mem..ries😔🙂

@theresaklokiazolu1641

3 жыл бұрын

😩😩😩

Lol I loaughed sooo hard

Wow! This must be a record, you had my little son laughing so much with the imaginary bus. Love this set!

I love watching Michael McIntyre! Funniest man ever. 💞

Love this man to bits❤️He makes me feel very happy. Love his sense of humour. ❤️ It’s a continuous laughter for me.😂 Thank you Michael🥰🙋🏼‍♀️

Wonderful show Mr Michael McIntyre, thank you for bringing joy & laughter in our lives. Stay safe

i wish I had the opportunity to go and see him live one day

A Xylophone is every German childs first instrument 🤣

Brilliant routine as always! The other day I panicked and said "L for lawn" and the agent laughed at me :')

@rachelartis4433

Жыл бұрын

N for Norman

Watching this in bed with headphones while my wife is sleeping but I keep having to pause the video to control my laughter!

I'm dying of laughter! Just what I needed after a bad day. :)

He is truly one of the funniest people I have ever heard. I laughed out loud...by myself. Lol 😂

I've never silent laughed till now... Tears running down my face! What a great start to my day x

😂 This is hilarious, genuinely made me laugh. Had to pause it a few times because of that 😂. Especially loved the bus part. I too would find that incredibly funny and would tell the people next to me how funny it was.

Just brilliant, seriously the best, please come to Australia!

@lindalee-brown5539

Жыл бұрын

He’s coming next year. June. Tickets are going quickly. I’ll be away so I’m very disappointed.

I laugh snorted in front of my trainer a few weeks ago and he was cracking up at me. I was laughing so hard I was crying. 🤣🤣

The funniest I've seen of him. Hilarious.

This was absolutely funny, one of the best one of the best comedians I've heard in awhile. Definitely two thumbs up!! I needed to laugh.

First time watching this dude. Love him, laughed my butt off