More from Michael's Comedy Roadshow! kzread.info/head/PLZwyeleffqk5PjZzadNLLfMXff6-MHUNC

@Lilhaggis747

3 жыл бұрын

How do you like twice?

@BonJody

3 жыл бұрын

ME TOO!!

@christinelamont852

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lilhaggis747 p .

@julieshaw4142

2 жыл бұрын

Fantastic, thank you .........

I'm addicted to watching this kind of stuff in the middle of the night...much to my neighbors chagrin!

@large1421

4 жыл бұрын

Haha me too. Go to sleep to this kinda stuff. You are not alone lol

@hewtimebaking1538

4 жыл бұрын

Same I think Michael is hilarious but my mum won’t let me go see one of his shows

@finn_tin11

4 жыл бұрын

Same, but I live in a house where my neighbors can't hear, and I'm the only one in the house who's awake.

@eferrigan424

4 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@lewishallfilms

3 жыл бұрын

me reading this in the middle of the night: 👁👄👁

Binge watching this guy, trying to get through yet another month of quarantine. So grateful for all comedians especially this guy😂😂😂

@Justyna_N

3 жыл бұрын

Deborah Danielson same ha ha

@seoulv8427

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry you both are having to quarantine, but I’m glad you’re finding ways to laugh. I also want to thank you for quarantining. I work in healthcare and it’s people like you two that make us both thankful and happy. Stay safe and healthy!

@threecheers5101

3 жыл бұрын

Dulcie Valusek that’s brilliant, and thank you for looking after folk by doing your healthcare work :)

@chrisbarbera9680

3 жыл бұрын

He is hilarious! A very blessed man. Laughing cures everything! Cancer patients should watch this man. It's amazing how laughing cures all ills. Godspeed sir.

He makes my days so much better. I don't care about anything going on when hes on screen.

Omg the tai chi water 😂

I would love it if Michael would do a US tour! In my opinion he is the funniest comedian ever! His show would be worth every penny. No doubt about it!

Probably the first time I've laughed since lock down began! Thank you

We all know that Michael, secretly has a snuggie 😉🐩

@lafemmerowena

4 жыл бұрын

I bet on it! A bunny one or a panda. 😂🐼🐰😉

@BBCComedyGreats

4 жыл бұрын

If it's not bright pink I'll be disappointed!

@elizabethtorres3491

4 жыл бұрын

@@BBCComedyGreats Me too.🖖🐩

I hope some day I meet him so I can thank you to him for helping me thru a scary health diagnosis. I’m sure him making me laugh on the baddest of days helped me with my full recovery. GB you MM 🥰

I love him, his observational comedy is absolutely brilliant 😂👏

This was the shortest stage for Michael. He literally can make a football field look not enough 😀

I LUV this guy😉 He is so funny, I watch these videos over and over😆

I love to watch this stuff just before I turn off the lights to sleep... Yes, I DO know that I’m not supposed to use my phone then but... stuff that! He always makes me laugh and go to bed with a smile in my heart! Thank you Michael 🤣❤️🙏🏻

So glad I saw Michael McIntyre on Graham Norton several months ago because he is hilarious. Watching GN has introduced me to so many great comedians. Michael's getting snowed "out" and joining the "human" bus is one of my favorites. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.

I discovered Michael when I saw a clip where he described the difference between when people without children and him leave the house.

@jayneburns-milostic3208

2 жыл бұрын

One of my favourites!! 😂😂🙌🏻

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

I love that one and the dentist one, he's hilarious

I have to say when I went on a trip to England I got so confused with the handwashing stations in Bristol train station which has everything in one place. I literally had to wait to watch someone to see what to do. That was a time for this little kiwi

The should be a book title GO TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHIT. Available on audible read by Michael McIntyre

@janetcallanan7020

Жыл бұрын

Yes a companion book to Morgan Freeman's GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

Michael, you are a gift to the world -- you gift us with happiness & laughter. Is there anything more important as making us laugh in this scary world we live in?! Thank you, my friend & NEVER stop! (And hello to the wife & kids!) (And if I am ever able to arrange to see you in person, I’ll be crossing “See Michael McIntyre” off my top 5 of my bucket list!)

His jokes are always real life experiences, great talent to make humour out of them.

The "car on Google earth" bit at 8:06 is one of my favourites

OMG!!! He’s great!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13:00 stop moving! Close ur eyes! Stop moving just lay there eyes closed until morning idc!! Lmao

I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks 😂

My mum is friends with the guy who stole the penguin 😂....... They kept him in a bath in a house

The google Earth thing is true because I used to do it as well.😂😂😂

Literally chocking on my dinner cos I'm laughing so hard

OMG I nearly pee my pants every time I watch this!!! :-)

I love him! I post some of his shows to show my friends how hilarious he is!

Never gets old 😂 Christmas is for kids..🤣🤣🤣

I love this man! 🔥

Why y'all so mean in the comments? You don't like him stop watching. And most of all be nice!

@Sillimant_

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the internet. Don't enjoy your stay

@ronanwaters4

4 жыл бұрын

Someone who actually has compassion

@ronanwaters4

4 жыл бұрын

On the internet it's absalutly astonishing

@elizabethtorres3491

4 жыл бұрын

@@ronanwaters4 Thank you 🐩

@ronanwaters4

4 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethtorres3491 unfortunately it's true people are hidden behind there screens and therefore become horrible people because they think that they can't be touched and won't face any "punishment". I put punishment like that because it isn't really the best word but I can't think of a better one right now

Comedy at its finest🤌

night-night for me was ok ill go to bed but i wont go to sleep

It's really great stuff!

Michael saves me from the insanity about covid-19.

Love him since he said... "yes. It's wine!"

I'm in bed and I feel like I should go to sleep now

I adore your comedy 😻

Michael,when will we be seeing you in a full length feature film? Soon I hope! The world needs to laugh right now!!

Love from germany 😂😂😂💪🇩🇪

Awesome comedian

You are so funny Michael. Cheers me up from this American destruction crap.

I received a scottish £5 today. I hadn't seen one for ages. I handed it over at costa, she looked like "Oh God." She asked if I'd like to use my free drink, so handed it back 🍵😂

1:52 Kowalski! Analysis!

Comic relief welcomed especially down Africa way! X

Wallace and Gromit already covered criminal penguins. XD

Lovely

The ti chi was funny 😂. Thats what i end up doing in the public toilets befire realising they dont work😂

Des Micheal ever tour in the U. S.? I would live to see him live.

@marciakuipers2765

3 жыл бұрын

I saw him last February in NYC. He was hysterical.

Just want to say, I Love my snuggie. I wear it when I do my makeup or if I'm afraid to get something dirty

Our whole family had snuggies when I was younger....

@juliemitchell8983

4 жыл бұрын

I still do 😂😀😂

@_._faerie_._

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never had one

My nan was in the garden in one of the pics on Google earth

Funny man .

CLEAN comedy, finally!

Anyone else thinink: oh year it`s so nice not to have kids. I can relax spend my weekend with friends and watching KZread. No one who constantly wants something from me :D

@LadyVoldemort

3 жыл бұрын

I don't have any kids. But I do have elderly parents who acts exactly like toddlers lately (but also keeps telling me what to do and controlling me because they think I'm still 5 years old and stupid)...so I basically have 2 large, old looking kids... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KateCarew

3 жыл бұрын

*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* that old chestnut!! I’m an only child without a child of my own but the JOY of parents and step parents who alllll need me for things and yes, family will Infantilize you all well expecting you to fix their problems.

@wfcoaker1398

Жыл бұрын

Oh my yes! I'm a 60 year old man who never wanted kids. People get so upset with me! You're female, it must be even worse for you. People can't get their heads around people not wanting kids, but when that person is female, they go ballistic.

@stephjovi

Жыл бұрын

@@wfcoaker1398 I'm 41. I've always said I don't want kids. I always preferred to be on my own and with cats. I've gotten to what that I'm weird, that I'll change my mind, these days I still hear you'll change your mind but it might be too late then, and the ever friendly you're just saying that because you couldn't find a guy.

@wfcoaker1398

Жыл бұрын

@@stephjovi I've played with saying "I don't want kids" in groups of people. The reaction starts out like you say "you'll change your mind." As I stay adamant, it gets harsher. I've had total strangers say, in the midst of getting worked up "I think you'd make a great father". But it always ends the same way "You're just selfish!" Then they have nothing to say when I respond "Yes, and isn't it lucky that I realized I'm too selfish to raise kids before I had them and then messed up their heads? There's lots that should have done the same." That shuts them up. Lol

I'm sure it's a boy thing. I have a daughter and shes always just gone straight to bed when asked. The theory I have is a lot of parents send their kids to bed too early. So they arent tired.

@blackqueen408

4 жыл бұрын

Matt N True! I have twins, a girl and a boy. We have no problems with going to bed because we actually bring them to bed when tired. I know a lot of parents just want to have their peace in the evening but it just doesn’t work like that🤷🏼‍♀️

@Tommy-vf4wr

4 жыл бұрын

That's why my aunt has a bean bag so my cousin can just jump on it for an hour before bed time. She's knocked out by 8 o clock

@OneWhoDreamsAwake

4 жыл бұрын

Well, according to research Toddlers need 11-14 hours of sleep, preschoolers need 10-13 hours of sleep, and school aged children need 9-11 hours of sleep. This is for optimum development, on top of regular function and repair. I know my cousins’ kids can be difficult sometimes, but the best thing they’ve found is a consistent schedule. Still, kids sometimes will not be “tired” but still need to go to bed. I would know, I have a horrible sleep schedule and never sleep enough. Lol

@blackqueen408

4 жыл бұрын

OneWhoDreamsAwake We bring our kids between 8 and 9 pm to bed and they are tired. But I know a lot of parents who try to force the bedtime around 6 pm! We have a fix schedule but I do not force my kids to have a nap and than go early to bed and than sleep in in the morning till 9am.

@Orion3101

4 жыл бұрын

A child has never been tired in their lives... and I say this as someone who remembers still being awake at midnight as a five year old, not tired whatsoever.

FYI the man was Raoul Moat

🐧...😂

Who else went and look up robert green's stuff up? lol

Best ever besides Sarah Milligan🤣

Nearly all comedians are enfp, they are just born funny.

i have a Plan and an Alibi , lol

😂

Omg the poor spotlight operator

Love Jesus. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

@wfcoaker1398

Жыл бұрын

Pay attention to your own sins and not the sins of others. If you pay attention to the sins of others, it puts a veil over your eyes and you can't see God. Mothe Julian of Norwich

Hes talking about the snuggie which has existed for years and says people are so bored NOW

Moaty. If only Gazza had taken him fishing.

Pmao

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Omgod

How do you know when Michael McIntyre has told a joke? - He laughs.

What is this “tele lady?” I’m in the US, and I do t think it’s offered here.

@susanc.2096

4 жыл бұрын

He means Tena lady. Tena is a brand that makes incontinence products.

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

Same as Biden's Depends

8:34 this is probably the most annoying thing

As a person without children who will never have children I find it hilarious to see people complain about having kids cause that's literally like a person going to the zoo then complaining that there are wild animals there. You didn't do the research you just like biology take over and regretted it.

@winifredrobinson5132

4 ай бұрын

He's joking!

So so

He's not funny at all.

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

Neither are you patently.

This guy is just not funny. How can anyone laugh at that.

@_._faerie_._

3 жыл бұрын

If you don’t like him, why did you watch this video?

@ianparr2237

3 жыл бұрын

Jimin’s Dumplings - in order to tell everyone he's garbage

@_._faerie_._

3 жыл бұрын

ian parr Don’t you mean “to share my opinion that almost no one agrees with” And do you realise that by watching his videos, you’re giving him views, and that slowly, over time, supports him?

@blueribenaberry

3 жыл бұрын

OMG GUYS!! EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!! Ian here says Michael McIntyre isn't funny, let's all stop laughing & go & watch someone else instead, like...idk, recommend someone else Ian, Chubby Brown? Stewart Lee? Which direction does your disdain for Michael McIntyre come from?

@martinen.5025

3 жыл бұрын

BREAKING NEWS: NO ONE ELSE ON THE PLANET MUST EVER WATCH AND/OR, MOST ESPECIALLY, LAUGH AT, MICHAEL McINTYRE EVER AGAIN... REASON: IAN PARR SAYS HE IS JUST NOT FUNNY. END OF NEWS BULLETIN 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant does not seem to be a bigger enough word when it comes to describing this guy

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