“But it’s your number sir” “Yes but you’ve ruined it”

“Excuse me love, you’re currently travelling in the wrong direction.. I think you need to concentrate more on your own geography. Alriite...” 🤣🤣🤣

@eviegadenne1539

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I love that scene

@leonbanks5728

Жыл бұрын

@@eviegadenne1539 The bit about reading stations you're not stopping at and thinking you're going to die when another train comes past is also hilarious.

His observations are things I don't even think about but once he points them out, I find myself thinking ' yeah I do that, why do I do that? 'or 'I know someone like that'. I I would watch him over any alternative edgy comedian. He's the master of observational comedy.

@AJBeetle1

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree. He doesn't need to be "edgey" or offensive to be funny. That's the mark of a really talented comic

@simonjones3456

4 жыл бұрын

@@AJBeetle1 That's what I think too. It's easy just to throw in swear words and talk about anything disgusting or uncomfortable to get laughs. But harder to make everyday situations funny.

@paulaeyoung

4 жыл бұрын

This man is the funniest comedian I have ever watched!

@simonjones3456

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulaeyoung I think he probably is for me too.

@whyamigae9666

4 жыл бұрын

Simon Jones just making your comment count a solid 5 x

The facetime thing is too true and anyone who says they don't do that is lying 😂

@ivylasangrienta6093

5 жыл бұрын

My mum doesn't but only cos she always calls without her glasses on and she can't see the smaller screen without them, not clearly anyway. But I definitely do.

@ABrokenCowboy

5 жыл бұрын

I don't

@-Tidgy

5 жыл бұрын

@@ABrokenCowboy liar 😊

@silverspoonaj6483

4 жыл бұрын

I don't use facetime

@Philrc

4 жыл бұрын

i don't

His hair adds to his character, love it 😅😅😅

@Su-ri5ob

26 күн бұрын

It's the permanent look of bewilderment on his face too.

I have a huge amount of respect for anyone who can walk out on stage and make that many people laugh like crazy. Talent like that isn’t made. It’s born.

@TheStianmann

4 жыл бұрын

If he's born with it, why should he receive respect for it? I would rather say he has worked hard on his passion, and that is worthy of respect.

@Ravioliyt

4 жыл бұрын

All comedians work hard to make audiences laugh. He writes his shows, he doesn't improvise. To suggest that this is just talent and not hard work is an insult to the artist.

@ursulaq3653

4 жыл бұрын

He has both!

@penelopesoumelidis1828

3 жыл бұрын

No one has made me laugh as much as this guy. He’s brilliant.

@sarahstrong7174

3 жыл бұрын

Actually it is worth trying to create a stand-up routine for yourself as an insight inducing learning experience. It is hard work & takes practise. It took me a couple of years practise to be able to create any decent ones.

If you've just discovered this guy, you have to look up the one where he's had tooth surgery and gone completely numb in the mouth. I laughed so hard, I almost wet myself. The Brits have the best stand-up comedians anywhere in my opinion, and this guy is at the very top of my list.

@Alan-hq6ei

5 жыл бұрын

Kari F my best friend and I find that video so funny!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@olgadreamed7925

4 жыл бұрын

Omg yes thats the absolute best

@yvonnekithi9430

4 жыл бұрын

Damn right !!!

@HonzukiNoGekokujou

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, one of my favorite videos from him. For those looking for it, type in “Michael McIntyre Dentist” and it should come out.

@janesweetman9890

4 жыл бұрын

As a Brit, I can only agree.

I literally cried laughing at the part about bringing all your encyclopedias, photo albums, etc. out with you before there were cell phones. 😂

@SmallFaerie

Жыл бұрын

And the torch! XD

His jokes on paper wouldn’t be funny but the way he acts it out he makes it hilarious

OMG, the pen part, happens to me every single time lol

@CanadianBritishBoy

4 жыл бұрын

No

@whynot4921

4 жыл бұрын

@@CanadianBritishBoy they didn't ask a question

This is so true - when people repeat my number the way I am not used to - I have to repeat it again my way. So hilarious!!

When i give someone my number and they repeat it differently, I just give up and look at their phone.

He is one of the funniest people! And he is just adorable!

@stephaniemitchellmitchell746

5 жыл бұрын

Coco Chanel he is precious

@EleanorPeterson

4 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine having him for a dad? :-)

@katkenobi6765

4 жыл бұрын

Elli P He could be my “DADDY” anytime!!! I’ve got a massive crush on him and David Mitchell. Lol

@kauffrau6764

Жыл бұрын

100%

"You might as well hold the phone to your ear and hold up a hand mirror to your face!" LMAO

I just found him 1 mnth ago, i can't stop watching, how fu#*@ing funny.

@happytime7222

5 жыл бұрын

Wonderful , I listened to him reading his book, it was terrific. Such talent

@1969Kismet

5 жыл бұрын

Lucky you! You're in for a real treat. Oh! To discover Michael McIntyre all over again : )

@pizzalover885

5 жыл бұрын

Try to watch his stand up comedy about people with children and people without. It's so clever and hilarious.

@AB-gz9yb

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Delia where are you from to not have heard about Michael he’s been around for years

@caroln6895

5 жыл бұрын

👌His jokes are very relatable- just a twist on everyday life

How on earth does he make the most mundane things funny.

@alanmorgan8647

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking how on earth does he make a living?

@markfox1545

5 жыл бұрын

@@reubenkumar7388 - you clearly don't know what mundane means; experiences that everyone can relate to ARE mundane experiences.

@reubenkumar7388

5 жыл бұрын

Mark Fox huh?

5 жыл бұрын

It's called observational comedy and it is a whole genre. Ackle Ackinkacker is of course a master.

@mrsfoss3368

5 жыл бұрын

@ I laughed so hard at that!!!

This guy is the best comedian in the world !!!!!!!! I can relate to each and every single thing he is saying !! Who is this genius ?!!?!! I have just discovered him and I’m obsessed !!!!

@finn-de9zy

4 жыл бұрын

Me too😂

@RG-ja34sep

4 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding ? If not, his name is Michael McIntyre.

@rosemarymonty5399

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. He’s hilarious.

@kathrynandersonmusicallover

4 жыл бұрын

R G don’t you mean aichael akkincakor! I know I can’t spell it properly but you hopefully get what I mean?!

@lauraharmour

4 жыл бұрын

Britain's top comedian

I remember not having cell phones and the bit about not taking our photo albums, every piece of music, board games, etc. is hilarious and true. The fact that we do that now Sounds ridiculous when he puts it like that!!! 🤣

“I’VE TAKEN THE WRONG MMMMBLOODEH TRAIN!!!”

I've just today discovered Michael McIntyre... and I've literally been watching his comedy all day long. Truly one of the most brilliant comedic minds of all time!

@user-ni6ik8qg9z

3 жыл бұрын

Me either, in 2020. It's relaxing after a long working day

The charger thief is at large within my household

@thedunyadoneya2628

4 жыл бұрын

It's the butler

@toberkhalid7133

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the charger thief! I dont even have a phone

@christinaholmes7718

4 жыл бұрын

is it you

@prettyinpinky5937

3 жыл бұрын

I literally woke up and my charger was gone from my room, it had been there when I’d gone to bed🤣🙈

@caralama08

3 жыл бұрын

Laura D Purchase yourself another charger 🔌 and seclude it away in a secret area! For your eyes 👀 ONLY! 👍

It just occurred to me watching this video that Michael is probably the only stand up comedian that runs a full marathon while he's making a show.

@Shebeast3

Жыл бұрын

kinda like lee evans too

@michaelroelant7134

Ай бұрын

And peter kay.

clean and funny every time. congratulations Michael

@iggyblitz8739

4 жыл бұрын

@Mansimar Singh Well mostly, he certainly doesn't rely on swear words like many comedians, he can make you laugh regardless of needing to swear.

@damian-795

3 жыл бұрын

He is the best :-)

@Anna133199

3 жыл бұрын

He definitely likes talking about balls. Is that clean? To me, whether comedy is "clean" or not doesn't matter, but his balls jokes don't add much.

Жыл бұрын

2:37 I love each and every "fuck" and "shit" coming out of Michael's mouth.

The campiest straight man ever to walk the earth 😂 Michael rules ❤️👑😁

This dude’s joke are all funny because they are true.

@SuperTzippy

4 жыл бұрын

Exactlyyyyy

The frantic search for a pen , the charger situation , the facetime thing ....omg he just described me. 😃

World needs more of observational comedians like him! World would be a much better place!!

There are many comedians out there but I love Michael because he relates to the simple human parts that we all share in our day to day lives.. to find humour in these small things just shows that we are all the same ❤️

“And my torch!” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead now.

"IAN IT'S DAD. I'M ON TRAIN"

"IAN!!!!..... I'M ON TRAIN!"

@han05426

4 жыл бұрын

“HAVE YOU GOT HOMEWORK? RIGHT! DO IT!.....AND I’LL CHECK IT!” 😂😂

@thedunyadoneya2628

4 жыл бұрын

SHIT!!

@dreamhobbiz

4 жыл бұрын

I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG BLOODY TRAIN! 🤣🤣🤣

@stacywilliams2155

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me love, you're currently travelling in the wrong direction, I think you need to concentrate more on your own geography. Alright.

@potluckfishing

4 жыл бұрын

I'm on't train

the only human, in particular comedian, i have ever returned to, to listen again and again.....and again......brilliant.....

OMG the pen part is SO TRUE!!🤣🤣

So bloody true. I hate people who try to do shortcuts for digits. WHY!!!!!!!!

@silverbrumbyfan

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a secretary and I get this all the time, I'm slightly dyslexic with numbers I'll often switch numbers round without realising it and then I get people rattling off a number and for the same number they'll group one section and separate another and I'm just there pressing my pen into my pad in despair

6:50 I’m in absolute tears 🤣🤣 what got me was when Michael shouted ‘STOP THE PLANE’ 💀💀

That bit about the angry guy on the train! I'm in actual tears! Poor Ian😂

Not gonna lie I needed this during my last week at college 😂😂

@tomsdottir

5 жыл бұрын

last week at college - YAY!

He is best comedian.

There is nothing less interesting in life than one half of someones elses mobile phone conversation on public transport.

@judithstein2137

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no… I find them highly amusing

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

@@judithstein2137 why do they have to talk do loud though? So rude.

I wish they had glass roofs on planes so at night you can see the starry skies

@hejmedlitetH08

5 жыл бұрын

Hass such a random thought but ur right, that would be magical...!

@hass1090

5 жыл бұрын

hejmedlitetH08 haha I thought about it once on a plane and McIntyre mentioning planes reminded me

@BASKETBALLORNOTHING

5 жыл бұрын

Sun

@petermccarthy4475

5 жыл бұрын

So how are there windows..

@Bevity

4 жыл бұрын

Von Richtenstien Oh good lord.....

How on earth he is standing at the top of comedy world without anchoring on sex jokes every other second.

@joshuabartlett3589

4 жыл бұрын

Because hes actually funny.

@JB-vd8bi

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't need shock to be funny

@paulkazjack

2 жыл бұрын

Y infringing material and is intended solely for the average person

YOUR PHONE IS JUST NEXT TO THE CHARGER- ... Oh no

@amberthomasjohnson6712

3 жыл бұрын

My phone is on the charger

A lovely compilation of mobile phone talk. Michael McIntyre is hilarious. ❤️

Love his haha

That "concentrate on your own geography" is the level of sassiness I aspire to be.. Truly brilliant woman and brilliant comedy

he’s brilliant at taking the most simple situations and making clean and genuinely hilarious content. his use of expressions and voice and movement is legendary

I just love Michael..he never fails to make me laugh. He is absolutely Brilliant .

I have seen his videos many times, and every time he has me in tears 😅😅😅😭

Love this guy! Freaking hilarious 😂!!!

The face time part was exactly what it was like talking to my parents the other day on my birthday it was hilarious since they are in there late 70s and I was so excited when it connected and so were they 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I'm the guy on the train doing the rapid head movement trying to get the name of the station we're not stopping at lol 😂 😂😂😂🚂🚂🚂

Michael is my all time favourite comedian 🤣🤣

He has the brightest smile that I ever seen. Just beautiful

Something I like about Michael is that he doesn’t make sex jokes all the time or swear, it’s really refreshing

And this is why MY charger is in my bedroom...

@Ra3daLov3r

3 жыл бұрын

I have five in my room cause I always loose them

What a wonderful person! He is absolutely hilarious ♥️ I love his personality and his hysterical observations on everyday life.

1:02 did he just give the internet his number 😂

@sourdemon

5 жыл бұрын

Im sure it's just a random number. I don't think he'd give his real phone number to thousands maybe millions of people 😕

@MrMetalManMe

5 жыл бұрын

Call it😀

@thedunyadoneya2628

4 жыл бұрын

He only gave 10 digits

He's always so relatable

Haha I used to always do that pen thing so now I just type it into the phone and screenshot it

@shantolion1576

5 жыл бұрын

Good advice!

@gerRule

5 жыл бұрын

Shanto Lion glad I could help 😂

@cyndianderson7056

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. I wish I'd thought of that in my no pen moments. Lol.

He’s so right about mobile phone numbers 😂

I almost spit out my cereal. 🤣😂🤣

The phone number part is so true!

You are absolutely brilliant 👌👌👌

He makes us realise how funny and sometimes ridiculous we people can be...and l love it! :)

Bloody brilliant. I'm trying too find the one where he skips thru a health food store. Best laugh ever.

@joygreig7768

3 жыл бұрын

Michael McIntyre Dieting

The train part, was on point ! So freaking true. Laughed so hard.

The pen situation is me, hilariously true!

I can't watch this at work cos I can't scream out with laughter trying to hold laughter in!!!...so funny love Michael McIntyre..thank u..

“I think you need to focus on your own geography” JDINSIDNSIMSISMIS 😂

The train jokes were the best part.

Thank you for the laughter

The one where he’s at the dentist is totally hilarious. I’ve watched a number of times and I still find it very funny!

I laughed so much at the last comment!!! Brilliant delivery!

He is the most amazing... He makes mundane jokes, some aren't even logical or sensible, which is ok... and some aren't even that funny but he is so frenetic that by the time you figure this all out he has moved on and you find you're already laughing to the point of tears.

I’m watching this on my phone going damn, the guy is so correct

I need my encyclopedias! And a torch! Good lord, I can't get anything done watching this man I am laughing so hard!

The way Micheal can say 777 in so many ways is priceless. That's genius pure genius. Plus he is adorable.

He's so right about how people say phone numbers. When people say my phone number differently I don't recognise my own number lol

Maps! I may need maps! Someone may advise me to concentrate on my own geography and then where I am without my maps, my encyclopedias and my portable nuclear power station to charge my billboard size phone???

That last part is the best come back for someone else ever! I was laughing so hard!!!

He is Brilliant

I love the almost perfect moe of the 3 stooges hair! A grown out version of dumb and dumber too! Id wear a wig like either of these, for fun.

Love Michael, he is very entertaining !!

This guy is a genius..

Love him,he is so funny.

Michael you are wonderful...you brighten my day.

I just sat here for about 10 minutes laughing my ass off and working out what my number is in millions thinking how pissed the next person to ask for it is going to be 😂😂😂

"IAN!!... ITS DAD IM ON TRAIN ! "

Michael Macintyre Thank you Every Video makes me laugh til tears come.

Superb observational skills. 👏

Michael Mclntyre the king of comic ❤️🤴🏼❤️

I didn't get a cell phone til I was in my 40s. Just over ten yrs ago. So I forget to plugh it in, I forget what the ring tone sounds like, I wander off everywhere without it. I completely forget that other people may want to talk to me. I have a lovely Samsung that I can just barely figure out how to make a call from. Still figuring out how to ANSWER the thing. And I slavishly keep ALL the tickets, FOR YEARS. Because you just never know.

@natashasl89

5 жыл бұрын

u

@JBG-AjaxzeMedia

4 жыл бұрын

well you see there's a big green button and a big red button, and if you look closely there is a dotted line in which arrows point toward the center of the line, now we've all seen an answer picture and hang up picture, the hang up one tends to have a circle with a cross through it and the answer one is just a phone, when you go to answer the phone, you want to use the arrows as an advantage to press whichever button you please, hold it down, but not too hard, touchscreens are sensitive, and you just swipe the icon to the center of the line and boom you've made it. BONUS FACT: if you look at almost the top of the screen, you will see the name of the person calling you, not just a number, so long as you've named the contact, you will know who's calling you so you will know whether you want to answer or how you should answer, if there's no name and it says 'Sheffield' or any other city or state DON'T answer it unless you want to waste 5 minutes if your life

@walkingtalkingdread

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who got a phone when they were sixteen years old, can’t relate

@mmmc5122

3 жыл бұрын

Your so sweet to share your truth. Pay no attention to the detractors.

@debbiehenri345

3 жыл бұрын

I'm exactly the same with my phone. My husband pities it, because it's left behind, goes uncharged for weeks, and I keep forgetting how to make a text, make a call or answer it. I just randomly press buttons until it shuts up. Sometimes, my son and husband try to instruct me on how to use it - and that's when I turn into Eddie from Frasier, and all I hear is 'Blah Blah Blah' and 'Yadda Yadda Yadda.'

Sir, you are the savier of 2020 and might possibly be the savier of humanity. Thank you for your humour!

@deefee701

Жыл бұрын

Millions agree!!

🤣😂🤣brilliant you've ruined my number 😂

Clean jokes... Good job!!!

The facetime thing...skype, video calls, what have you...those are all legit. We are ALL looking at our own faces please don't lie to yourselves hahaahahahah

I love michael mcintyre so much. Hes my favorite comedian😍

Phone chargers ! Loved it.

The KING of comedy.

When all this pandemic shite is over (notice how positive I'm being - maybe not realistic but definitely positive), I hope Michael McIntyre tours again and comes here to Canada. I would love to see him live. Thank you for all the laughs. Stay safe.

@irenekotarac1346

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto my fellow Canadian, he's priceless!!