The way he said "theft" had me dieing 😅

@karrahxeros1103

4 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@katarinasuljug5033

4 жыл бұрын

dying*

@briannasproule362

4 жыл бұрын

Katarina Šuljug literally who gives a toss, this was 2 months ago ahahah

@zahrahusain5965

3 жыл бұрын

The way you spelled dieing had me dying

@_coops397

2 жыл бұрын

@@karrahxeros1103 ha

"you never wake a sleeping woman" so true

@iim4xii129

3 жыл бұрын

Or a sleeping man.

@carolelangat-fortune4557

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

HE'S FRENCH!! 😂

@menogustaanyofthisbullshit8525

5 жыл бұрын

HE'S A GENIUS!!

@Emmmajaane96

4 жыл бұрын

Marielle Hjeltnes she’s talking about what Michael said in the video, dumbass

@mepoopsies1905

4 жыл бұрын

😂 had to clutch my stomach, laughed so hard 🤣

@DragonLuver44

4 жыл бұрын

@@idek6219 learn to spell British DUMBASS

@rubym-d4132

4 жыл бұрын

Marielle Hjeltnes takes one to know one

G for gnome. 😂🤣😂 I lost it!

@summerelford5208

4 жыл бұрын

N for gnome

@gardenjoy5223

3 жыл бұрын

And here come I convinced he actually meant genome.

I remember my mum telling me what my first word was. Mama and papa are the Dutch words for mum and dad. Turns out the first word that came out of my mouth was mapa. So when I yelled MAPA I'd basically ask both my parents to come.

@leonie93

4 жыл бұрын

Haha my son is 2 and when he wants both of us he also says mapa 😂

@maikevanb

4 жыл бұрын

My mom doesn't remember my first word because: "You always talked so much!" ... Being the 3th child.

@randomstuffings2866

4 жыл бұрын

In my language mapa means map. (Filipino if you're wondering).

@kevartje1295

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what my first word was but I Always called paracetamol (asprin) pielepallepolletjes XD

@mariakhan7986

3 жыл бұрын

My first word was cow and my 16 yr old aunty used to complain cause she was certain it was directed to her.

Whenever I need a giggle or laugh out loud I come back to Mr McIntyre.

I am so happy I found this dude. Best comedian EVER!

@chriswilliams6568

4 жыл бұрын

AwstheticBunny He is great yes, but check out Dave Allen too.

@NyanyiC

4 жыл бұрын

Listen to his Audiobook. Its available on here on KZread somewhere

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswilliams6568 Dave Allen is crap, boring , not even humorous. Sean Locke is the guy.

@chriswilliams6568

Жыл бұрын

@@lastjellyontheplate8828 millions would disagree, and I have never even heard of Sean Locke.

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswilliams6568 Dave Allen is old hat, and if you haven't heard of Sean Locke then you're probably not English.

The three dislikes are from the family whose child STOLE his kids toy head

@laurenhawes7201

4 жыл бұрын

Its at 298, its a war against lineages now

@comediansactorsandall2502

4 жыл бұрын

It’s now in the 300s

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whisky, Xray, Yankee, Zulu. For those wondering.

@techtitanuk5609

5 жыл бұрын

That's what q is thanks

@steelleey7263

5 жыл бұрын

India, indigo can sound like kilo on broken net.

@mikeylikesit525

5 жыл бұрын

@@steelleey7263 oop didn't notice I thought it said India

@HighTen_Melanie

5 жыл бұрын

G is for Gnome according to Michael.

@hellonobody3321

5 жыл бұрын

Woundering what?

As a baby I, apparently couldn’t say „hello“, „hi“, „hey“ or anything like that. I could however say „how do you do?”

@katiefly5901

3 жыл бұрын

Omg you must have been the cutest, most accidentally sophisticated baby ever

@jessicapurle2927

3 жыл бұрын

This is so British and so excellent

@kylamamber9080

3 жыл бұрын

My little brother, he's three, can't say duck yet he can say platypus.

@Kim-vs4vb

3 жыл бұрын

😀 so cute

@govaxx8884

3 жыл бұрын

My first word was.. Daddaddaddaddaddaddadd

NO JOOOS I'm dying xDDD

@Succeshero-yw1rl

4 жыл бұрын

Not so funny peanutbrain

6:52 “It’s snowing In August” Michaels been watching Nanny McPhee

The child of friends of mine was very quick with talking. When they took him to the doctor she asked them if he could already make small sentences, two or three words in a row. And their boy answered with. 'Mommy, what does that woman want from me?'

@moiramontoya1023

5 жыл бұрын

Me as a baby!

@littleboots9800

4 жыл бұрын

My kid was freakishly good at memorising random stuff she heard and when a friend and I took our kids through an echoey tunnel the kids started shouting "ECHO!" to hear their voices sounding back and my kid shouted "ECHO LOCATION DEVICE!!!" We were like wtf??! 😂 must've heard it on the TV. Precocious little shit.

@karenax254

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!!

@Salicat99

Жыл бұрын

My best friend's daughter was around 18 months old when my husband asked how she was feeling that day. She replied, ummm exuberant.

@correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl

Жыл бұрын

wooowww amazing

When I was learning English as a child I had "x for x-ray" :D

@sleepyhead1707

4 жыл бұрын

Or xylophone

@sepgorut2492

4 жыл бұрын

That was a very weird way to learn English.

@zoeadams2635

4 жыл бұрын

X-ray is pronouncing the letter X, but xylophone is how it is used in a word, like a "z" sound.

@vampirequeen017

4 жыл бұрын

You must be an Aussie ☺️ am I correct ? Or not even close ?

When you realize his kids are now 14 and 11

@smileandwaveboys

4 жыл бұрын

Anna T wait what

@charlottedeacon6031

4 жыл бұрын

Anna T I already knew! It feels strange watching this!

@squiggle.64

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow-

@inez7625

4 жыл бұрын

That’s really weird, his eldest son is the same age as me I swear he was younger 🤔

@unknownuser-nl7ey

4 жыл бұрын

Omg no way

Playgroup.... summed it up amazingly!!!! 😂😂

@katiefly5901

3 жыл бұрын

"Licking batteries..." 😂

Absolute talented entertainer! Hysterical, without having to use expletives unless it’s absolutely essential!

@alexdiaz4181

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Denise how are you doing today,merry Christmas

My grandson couldn't say top but he could say abacus. Go figure.

@ixlnxs

4 жыл бұрын

The running gag is that in wealthy families the first world babies are taught is prenuptial arrangements. Which is sort of true ;)

@Icebluegel11

3 жыл бұрын

My son wouldn’t say please but could say lawn mower

N for knickers. Absolutely one of Michael's funniest things he's ever said

I’ve just discovered this amazing comic, and now I can’t stop watching his videos... I’m laughing my head off 😂😂😂

YOU LITERALLY CAN NOT BEAT BRITISH HUMOUR 👏👏👏

@gwae48

Жыл бұрын

TRUE. ONLY CANT UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT MM SAYS. TOO LOUD, TOO FAST. I KNOW HE CAN BE FUNNY BUT NOT WORTH THE EGFORT. TRY SLOWER AND LESS DEAFENING, MM !!!!!

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

@@gwae48 oh well at least Brits can understand everything he says

Omg Michael I love you. You've saved my sanity throughout this lockdown what a gift to humanity you are 🥰😂

@jesseleighbrackstone8365

8 ай бұрын

I make a point of listening to Michael for at least fifteen minutes daily. I’m a much nicer person because of this ritual, and I haven’t murdered my husband yet, which was definitely on the table before Michael came in to our lives!😃 Blessings! 🙏🏻 Jesse.🌹

He's French accent is so good !!

Laughing and snorting at the same time🤣💜

XD the random man in the audience calling out "Curry!" X3

Help its 2am and everyone's alseep. HES FRENCH!!!

hes the best comedian by farrrrrrr

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING HIM FOR 2 YEARS NOWW NEVER BORD

"sorry i was busy" 😂

That is SO accurate about the diseased toys in manky church halls!! #playgroups

"G for gnome" Im totally using that! 😀

"Nooooo Jeeewwws" 😂😂

This guy is awesome and he doesn’t use vulgar or filthy language 🤣🤣

@thebee8415

2 жыл бұрын

Look up on KZread Michael McIntyres Midnight game show you’ll be in the stitches

Love Michael"s humour. His humour has a great deal in common with the sensibility of women humourists. Nice to see a man who "gets it"!

One of my sons first phrases were. “Don’t do dat”. And Put dat down”. I felt it a reflection of my parenting. 😉

A for aisle C for czar E for euphoria G for gnome H for hour K for knurl N for mnemonic P for pterodactyl Q for queue T for tmesipteris W for wryly

@stephanieellis5399

2 жыл бұрын

This is awesome. What you're really doing is testing their spelling abilities.

I love how he says he had another baby. Lolol

My little brother says no all the time! It’s so funny he’s 18 months and it’s so cute 🤣 and Micheal is so funnyand what he says is so true as well 🤣😂🤣😂

@jhutch1681

Жыл бұрын

Slight age gap?

He is arguably the funniest comedian on the planet.

*“If a celebrity has died or it’s snowing.”* 😂😂😂

In Italy we use the names of the towns to spell words... same struggle: when you need it, you can't think of a single town with the letter you need! 😂

I love the curtain between the different jokes😍

My daughter Sarah wants to see you in a live performance. She has tried for almost 5 years. You are too popular. She is now going to Montana in the states because her husband is in the military. Thank you for being so funny and I myself have had a wonderful time watching you. The Dentist is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I told my son who lives in Colorado to watch it. He enjoyed it as much as I did.

He really is fantastic

2020 anyone👀... nope? Just me binge watching all of his shows? Okay...

English isn’t even my first language and I had X- for “Xylophone”

Genius!

It should be X for Xanax lol "You'll need that when you grow up love"

Love this guy laughter guaranteed sides will hurt

N for Knickers 😂😂😂

This guy is comedy genius 🤣

He is soooo friggin funny😂😂

My Mum worked for the army, we use Alpha zulu etc in my house, lol.

@TheTradge

4 жыл бұрын

I always use the nato phonetics when trying to spell something on the phone like my surname or postcode, I was never in the army or police I just learned it for some reason =P

@Apricate.

4 жыл бұрын

Alot of people use it. It wasn't made for the military and it isn't exclusive for them either

@chriswilliams6568

4 жыл бұрын

We in the Travel industry in Canada use the phonetic alphabet over the phone to prevent mistakes in passenger names as it is so important it be exactly the same as the name on their passports. But when we speak to USA suppliers they often do not know it. Same as they rarely know the 24 hour clock.

N for knowledge

He wants brioch HES A GENIUS!!!!

That was the quickest 10 minutes of my life

"You will never meet a xylophone player in your life!" Me, someone who actually plays xylophone: Well lucky you!

m for mnemonic

@jayamarillo628

4 жыл бұрын

P for Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis

@OverWims

4 жыл бұрын

P for psychic

@heather8498

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Winz it’s actually pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis not koniosis. Lol sorry I’m just a dumb 12 yr old that somehow knows how to spell the longest word in the English dictionary...

Have you seen the Boston hornbook Primer? "Xerxes the Great did die; and so muft you and I". At least Xylophone is cheery XD XP

i'm crying so much my eyes sting like hell right now

His talent is seeing the comedy in our everyday life. Mu husband makes me laugh all the time accidentally.

No turkey no car should be a song. XD

“no joosssss” 😂😂

I love you so much @Michael McIntyre!!! You are truly a gifted and amazing comedian and help to amazingly lift the vibration of this wonderful blessed world even higher… Thank you so very much for helping to brighten my life, Dude! And thank you to everybody involved in sharing this video with all of us! God bless everybody and everything everywhere joyfully, peacefully, funly, deliciously & cleanly! Woo hoo! Thank you very much Mother/Father God/Universe! 🙏💡😇⚓️🍀🪴✨🎉🦀🍶🙂🎂🇺🇸☮️🌟💚💐🌈👍🏽💖😜👌🦤🎈🦾🏍👏 much respectful love to all from Texas! 🇨🇱✨🎉

One of my todlers would jump up and down and excitedly shout "fuck! Fuck!" I worried people would think he had be raised realy badly so I would have to correct him so as everyone could hear "yes darling, its a big truck!"

"he's french!" 😂

My father used to say "You spend the first 2 years of your child's life to teach them to walk and talk... and then the rest of their lives wishing they would just sit down and shut up" also, I work in customer service and what makes me laugh is when I "N like Nancy?" and I get "No, N like November" as a response

Worked for an airline. On our first day on the phones my co worker blanked and said v for vagina lol

🥺 Brilliant

Love him 😅

Michael... looking for a word to use when verbally clarifying an alphabet letter can be even better if you quote from this book: "P Is for Pterodactyl". The book is subtitled: "The Worst Alphabet Book Ever". I await a new video... heehee! I am SO glad I happened to find your videos! You're hilarious!

LOVE THIS HAHAHA! SO FUNNY 😂💓😂💓

I once said K for Kit-Kat down the phone to student loans. Both the call handler and my mam and sister were in hysterics.

@sagarsunar

Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄

LOL "He's French!!!!" Canadian here, when we told our two children that we were going to have another baby, our 4 yr old asked, "Will it have a British accent like Nana and Grandad?" LOL

He is so funny it's clean fun and I love it that the royals are being a part of it nice

I’m Keith’s and I’m cry-laughing. My little siblings have done the same thing 😂

I genuinely once had a taiwaneese guy on the phone read out 'E for Eye'

As a non-native English speaker living in the UK for a while I can say, that the phonetic alphabet is the first thing that you will learn to use, if you are willing to learn the language at all or to integrate, because you'll have to spell soooo many things about yourself, or just because the pronunciation is not on point.;))

@sitcomchristian6886

Жыл бұрын

I'm an American secretary, and speak with many different nationalities bearing many different accents over the phone. One of my favorite types of people to speak with is the person who has a heavy accent, but they KNOW that and they spell everything phonetically! Although I'm pretty good with accents now, and never want to embarrass anyone, it can be a huge help.

I'm watching this for like the 400th time lol x

The french part had me loling

Love Michael ❤️

My sister started babbling and forming words from a few months old. I didn’t speak until I was two years old. And then I just spoke full sentences. So yeah, everyone is different.

@TheBeckinator2000

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@katiefly5901

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, babies escalate from 0 to Genius in like a friggn year. Meanwhile, I'm over here fumbling with a USB drive, still trying to figure out how to fit it into its stupid port.

that spotlight guy is getting his workout🤣

Such a good laugh

"No,Caaar" 😂

It’s snowing in August 🤣

No matter how much I see this "you will never meet a xylophone player in your life" will always be funny

My boy couldn't say superhero went round asking g for shitinaboat

First you've got to set the house on fire then you've got to knock on the door... "fire department!" "Evacuate!"

@jayamarillo628

4 жыл бұрын

what?

@junojay4563

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayamarillo628 curry + sex = labour

G, for gnome.. I've actually used that before! 🤣

Love him

A for Aisle, B for Bravo, C for Cue, D for Double-u, E for Eye, F for Four, G for Gnat, H for Honor, I for Ian, J for Jalapeno, K for Knight, L for Lima, M for Mnemonic, N for Nine, O for Ouija, P for Phrase, Q for Queue, R for Row, S for Sea, T for Tsunami, U for Urge, V for View, W for Why, X for Xylophone, Y for You, Z for Zoo.

@agataolejarczyk1496

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 You're a monster! 😂😂

I actually thought the same thing about Xylophone until 2 weeks ago when we were at the music lessons and the first thing they pulled out was a Xylophone 🙈. Love the "G" for Gnome. That goes well with the "K" for knife and "I" for king 🤓.

I really like this episode of Michael mycentyre he is so funny in this episode

Good idea! Hang around cars. 🤣

The camera person must go crazy with him. So funny, but a bit hyper.

xD, How can u be that funny 😂😂 When u like ur own comment😭😭

@katiefly5901

3 жыл бұрын

Lol every time 🤙 We can't help it! Us commenters are just so funny!

3:25. For whenever I need this joke.

I work on the phone all day and in the beginning before I had bothered to learn the phonetic alphabet all I could think of for B was Beer 😅

@katiefly5901

3 жыл бұрын

Lol whoops

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he cant get more funny 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣