Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Holidays | Michael McIntyre

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The very best of Michael's jokes about holidays.
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  • @huuamai8151
    @huuamai81514 жыл бұрын

    I am 100% certain that this man chose this hairstyle specifically to compliment his headbobbling hahaha. Perfect.

  • @mathewcobb9443

    @mathewcobb9443

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris Fuentes seriously though hahah

  • @einat1622

    @einat1622

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have the same thought when watching him :-)

  • @niko1483

    @niko1483

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😂 I am certain!

  • @claire_317

    @claire_317

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can't look away😂😂

  • @lilylontum5870

    @lilylontum5870

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what i was thinking too as i watched

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson4 жыл бұрын

    What impresses me most about Michael's performances is the lack of maliciousness. I know many comics like to have an 'edge' and often a particular target in mind (I'm not knocking that - it makes a lot of people happy). Some comics are deliberately offensive (I'm not knocking that, either), but Michael seems able to take any topic imaginable and make people laugh just by smothering it with joy. What a great way to earn a living. :-)

  • @LUNE.44

    @LUNE.44

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes. He says the most relateable things and is so jolly, hard not to love

  • @007kash007

    @007kash007

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes he's not like fat comedian making fat jokes or a woman making sexost jokes

  • @susanclements9168

    @susanclements9168

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's brilliant very talented man clean humour.

  • @joperhop

    @joperhop

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like my humour dark, the more it offends the better, but his wholesome humour is just perfect

  • @jenlovesjesus

    @jenlovesjesus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well said! Michael Mcintyre is hilarious without having to be cruel to others. He's the funniest comedian I've seen since Robin Williams.

  • @evatarida
    @evatarida4 жыл бұрын

    Except the fridge! We trust the fridge!!!

  • @gregoryalbert6020
    @gregoryalbert60204 жыл бұрын

    Totally true - 7 days too short, 14 too long. 10 is perfect

  • @imwaytoshort

    @imwaytoshort

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't think 2 weeks is to long personally.

  • @HarryGrahamGaming

    @HarryGrahamGaming

    4 жыл бұрын

    12 👍

  • @Sonderax

    @Sonderax

    4 жыл бұрын

    i feel 7 is perfect tbh

  • @hotbambi2010

    @hotbambi2010

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gregory Albert I totally agree

  • @popstarchrisgriffin2578

    @popstarchrisgriffin2578

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can go 3 or 4 weeks

  • @the_scottishemo3882
    @the_scottishemo38824 жыл бұрын

    a stand up comedian that's funny and knows what's going on

  • @colletteedwards1455
    @colletteedwards14552 жыл бұрын

    He's easily one of the very best comedians in the world. He always makes me laugh. A comic genius and a stylish one too. So unique.

  • @deborahdanielson8901
    @deborahdanielson89013 жыл бұрын

    It’s July 2020. 5 months of quarantine and unbearable news, I’ve moved on to only comedy. Very grateful for Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican, Fluffy and all the other comedians who keep me laughing. Thank God for comedy😂🎉😂🎉. If the world ends, at least I’ll die laughing😂

  • @berniekennedy9793
    @berniekennedy97934 жыл бұрын

    The knife in the toaster & reviews Near pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑

  • @mplwy

    @mplwy

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have tears from it right now!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @yuccalyptus
    @yuccalyptus4 жыл бұрын

    One of the most funniest men alive. I laughed so much it hurts. 🤣😂

  • @sh8736
    @sh87364 жыл бұрын

    So am sitting down to write my toaster review on Amazon and think I know let’s have some KZread playing in the background....... and incase your interested I gave it 3 stars cos even on the lowest setting the toast was very brown.....Michael!

  • @marcusrakyat8891
    @marcusrakyat88914 жыл бұрын

    Michael’s always my family favorite to have a good laugh 😂. He my idol now. Love ❤️ from Malaysia 🇲🇾.

  • @robabob1001
    @robabob100110 ай бұрын

    I love Michael, easily my favourite comedian. He absolutely gets people and their lives.

  • @stnicholas54
    @stnicholas544 жыл бұрын

    7.39 - "I'm not even staying at this hotel" ...... hahahahahahaha

  • @peterjd5689
    @peterjd56894 жыл бұрын

    He is the funniest comedian ever!!! How does talk so quickly. He manages to personify appliances and spices and sports. He just makes me happy. Who are the people who review toasters on Amazon? Genius!!!

  • @alfiestrong2151
    @alfiestrong21514 жыл бұрын

    The last joke about the umbrellas is quality

  • @clarkpatient7950

    @clarkpatient7950

    4 жыл бұрын

    But.. you dont move the umbrellas... you move the chairs..

  • @RTDanceTV

    @RTDanceTV

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ollie Clark someone’s been watching frankie boyle

  • @ingrid2029
    @ingrid20294 жыл бұрын

    The Star wars joke should've gotten more laughs😂😂😂

  • @BarterTom

    @BarterTom

    4 жыл бұрын

    BB?

  • @buenoexcellente5364

    @buenoexcellente5364

    4 жыл бұрын

    i agree

  • @evang94

    @evang94

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BarterTom This gig was way before the sequel trilogy dude.

  • @BarterTom

    @BarterTom

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ev Gallagher I know, I’m making a joke.

  • @TheRestlessRider

    @TheRestlessRider

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ev Gallagher not before the original lol

  • @songangte29
    @songangte294 жыл бұрын

    "You'll be slapped all day!"

  • @TheRoxen92
    @TheRoxen924 жыл бұрын

    This man is the best!!! I always have the urge of touching his hair 😂😂😂😂

  • @izzyzzo1130
    @izzyzzo11304 жыл бұрын

    I read a review once which was “ there was a double bed and me and my boyfriend would have to share a bed and I was pregnant after” 🥴🥴

  • @fenhen

    @fenhen

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s either 5 stars or 1 star.

  • @simple.stuffs

    @simple.stuffs

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fenhen it is a 6 star

  • @ZeroThe0ne

    @ZeroThe0ne

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not here to talk about this comment. I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!

  • @petitmu7702

    @petitmu7702

    3 жыл бұрын

    This guy puts me in good mood and comfort everytime! Thx a million

  • @lindab8397
    @lindab83973 жыл бұрын

    Laughed so much ,,,,,,, going to watch another . I am addicted to michaels humour 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wenchekarlskov1423
    @wenchekarlskov14234 жыл бұрын

    He is the best comedian ever😂😂😂

  • @snoor8111
    @snoor81114 жыл бұрын

    10/10 Michael McIntyre. Wishing you all the success in the World!!!! Your biography was heart touching Live long Thank you thank you thank you😁🥳🥳🥳

  • @bezzerwizzer6448
    @bezzerwizzer64484 жыл бұрын

    I love him ! The most brilliant comedian in the world. 👍💕

  • @seema-sx3cn
    @seema-sx3cn4 жыл бұрын

    OMG the last joke it was hysterical just the way he was moving 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wylancslass
    @wylancslass4 жыл бұрын

    I am a sad case! I unplug everything, apart from the fridge, every single day when I leave for work lol.

  • @Bubbsmaster

    @Bubbsmaster

    4 жыл бұрын

    You trust the fridge!

  • @LynxSouth

    @LynxSouth

    4 жыл бұрын

    I reviewed my toaster online. Now it has a public reputation to maintain, and I can leave it plugged in, too.

  • @wylancslass

    @wylancslass

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LynxSouth Hahaha love it!

  • @user-ef8iq2gt2p

    @user-ef8iq2gt2p

    4 жыл бұрын

    You are not alone, darling!

  • @lisahenry20

    @lisahenry20

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't like leaving electronics left on. I leave on what needs leaving in, so fridge, freezer and Internet. I usually keep plugs in the socket but the socket turned off for other electronics.

  • @RacingPepe
    @RacingPepe4 жыл бұрын

    Writing a review is the part I'm the most excited for once I get home :( I collect folders and business cards from the hotels I visit, I try to take nice pictures from every angle before I settle in with my bags and I take pictures of the dishes I order. It's so much fun to help hotels and restaurants better their services because some do actually read and respond to every single comment they receive.

  • @DragonLuver44

    @DragonLuver44

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Travel Consultant and I do that too.

  • @rhig4081

    @rhig4081

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just like reading the bad reviews.

  • @evatarida

    @evatarida

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too! I always have the template: location, ambiance, foods, facilities, and price. And then I always close it with my recommendations.

  • @TerriblePerfection

    @TerriblePerfection

    4 жыл бұрын

    Some places already have so many that I don't bother. I made a special point to review a wonderful health food restaurant in Cyprus because the caring owner mentioned that she didn't know if it would stay open much longer due to lack of local support. When I checked a year later, I was thrilled to see that it was still there.

  • @hollyhocks7360
    @hollyhocks73604 жыл бұрын

    I love his little dance routine.

  • @lenajesse
    @lenajesse4 жыл бұрын

    Thinking during the first joke: "I unplug everything, every day..."😳😄

  • @nikiryan8648

    @nikiryan8648

    4 жыл бұрын

    gives me a $35 a month electric bill.

  • @littlejannacz5199
    @littlejannacz51994 жыл бұрын

    It took me good 20 minutes to watch throught this video because of the breaks for laughing 😂😂😂 Brilliant!!!

  • @niko1483
    @niko14834 жыл бұрын

    OMG!!! I love this man! I look at him every night ....he’s the best antidote for depression! I want to fly to NY to see you in February and can’t get a ticket!

  • @laragubbels7934
    @laragubbels79344 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant as always 😂

  • @nourelmasry9104
    @nourelmasry91044 жыл бұрын

    Okay, does anyone else think that when he mimicks others he sounds like Severus Snape, I mean ' unacceptable in capitals' sound like something he would say just to piss people off..

  • @chelseawould8275

    @chelseawould8275

    4 жыл бұрын

    ♥️♥️♥️

  • @gamingwithcallum6087

    @gamingwithcallum6087

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nope

  • @rorymckernan8502

    @rorymckernan8502

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is brilliant. It does sound a bit like Snape, yes your right. When he is doing, the impression of people on Trip Advisor, moaning. 'Two ice cubes in a Diet Coke'. It does sound a bit like him. 😂😂😂 'unacceptable in capitals '. I actually read that in Snape's voice as well. 😂😂😂 That is actually something Snape would probably do, if he ever stayed at a hotel or if he was a hotel manager. He'd be taking 50 points from every staff member for their bad work and giving them a months detention. 😂😂😂 And the guests, don't get me started, if you left your apartment in a mess. 'AVADA KEDAVRA'

  • @favoritesme9861
    @favoritesme98614 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant!

  • @chusssMusic
    @chusssMusic4 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious!! I am able to understand British accent because of watching this for long.

  • @NadiaRoberts93
    @NadiaRoberts934 жыл бұрын

    One day I’ll be able to afford tickets to go watch you live. One day 😍

  • @raymondjames1341

    @raymondjames1341

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd happily pay for you to go to one of his shows 🙂

  • @hotbambi2010

    @hotbambi2010

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nadia they are not that expensive

  • @Witchezcat

    @Witchezcat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nadia did @Raymond James pay for you to go in the end ? The nation needs to know lol

  • @leilacuthbertson

    @leilacuthbertson

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m 13 but my parents said they’ll take me next year when I’m old enough

  • @charliekate9949

    @charliekate9949

    3 жыл бұрын

    Onna is My dog there shouldnt be an age limit to laugh but im 12 i understand i

  • @Shorty-uh9ks
    @Shorty-uh9ks Жыл бұрын

    His hair man, I love it😂

  • @Orangecatinahoodie
    @Orangecatinahoodie3 жыл бұрын

    His hair has so much personality!

  • @conniebruckner8190
    @conniebruckner81904 жыл бұрын

    Been binge watching MMs videos and he's the best since George Carlin. Commenting on common every day life situations, and pointing out how ridiculous some things are. He is very observant. A witty philosopher. Applause, applause!

  • @debbiehenri345
    @debbiehenri3453 жыл бұрын

    He has the unfortunate position of looking, dressing and sounding like a British politician - and I think this makes him all the funnier when presenting any joke. Michael turned up in recommendations a couple of days ago (a mystery to me, as I have no TV), and I've been lapping up these videos ever since.

  • @lindab8397

    @lindab8397

    3 жыл бұрын

    Debbie Henri me I can’t get enough of him, we can all recognise what he is saying from his e everyday situations....... only when HE says it, you realise what silly humans we are lol 😂

  • @LivvyHackett
    @LivvyHackett4 жыл бұрын

    The sun umbrella story is so god-damn relatable, I used to have to do that all the time

  • @MalReaver
    @MalReaver5 ай бұрын

    OMG of all the comedians past and present Micheal makes me laugh the hardest!!!

  • @Darkiie
    @Darkiie4 жыл бұрын

    Guy at 7:25 tried to swallow the entire planet earth with his laugh.

  • @Marykaification559
    @Marykaification559 Жыл бұрын

    How I love Michael ❤️❤️❤️

  • @sasinipolwatta5547
    @sasinipolwatta55474 жыл бұрын

    He is amazing

  • @juliehill9247
    @juliehill92474 жыл бұрын

    Please come to Portland, Oregon so I can see you - you rock mr !!

  • @shadyavich4595
    @shadyavich4595 Жыл бұрын

    So relatable at the beginning where he says about unplugging everything except the fridge, that is so true!! 😂🤣

  • @necymamaril3735
    @necymamaril37354 жыл бұрын

    OCD, check the stove twice or 3 times before leaving the house.

  • @user-ef8iq2gt2p

    @user-ef8iq2gt2p

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh lord! I nearly shake off the door knobs before leaving for EVERY TIME

  • @lindastone3278

    @lindastone3278

    3 жыл бұрын

    My mother was OCD and unplugged most things every time we left the house and then down the road she panicked thinking she forgot to unplug something and we would have to go back.

  • @johnfurniss4175
    @johnfurniss4175 Жыл бұрын

    No bad language and still brilliant 👌

  • @K8TPOCKET
    @K8TPOCKET Жыл бұрын

    Watch this every first night on holiday with my holiday cocktail on the balcony, it’s become one of my holiday tradition😂

  • @starunicorn2404
    @starunicorn24043 жыл бұрын

    I love it when his hair bounces😂

  • @HiyaEverybody.
    @HiyaEverybody.26 күн бұрын

    All good but the toaster review character was pure class 😂

  • @nourelmasry9104
    @nourelmasry91044 жыл бұрын

    as an Egyptian who lived in both England and Dubai for two years I can relate😂😂

  • @matthewthomson6126
    @matthewthomson61262 жыл бұрын

    2:50 "Which is why I've given it 3 stars after much deliberation"🤣🤣

  • @danellyatt9842
    @danellyatt98424 жыл бұрын

    You move the sunbeds, not the umbrella!

  • @byronbunny8488
    @byronbunny84883 ай бұрын

    Funny guy, good middle class family comedy 😂

  • @domkaye1838
    @domkaye18384 жыл бұрын

    We do trust the fridge 😂

  • @sistagalsistagal8136
    @sistagalsistagal81363 жыл бұрын

    So true Chris 👍.

  • @fenlandwildlifeclips
    @fenlandwildlifeclips3 жыл бұрын

    Stealing from Breakfast? Me? ‘Course I do. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @thetruth1733
    @thetruth17334 жыл бұрын

    So funny when we go on holiday and unplugging appliances 😂 hits home so accurately

  • @keanehgz
    @keanehgz4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, D2 would be close to C3

  • @melanie2048
    @melanie20482 жыл бұрын

    Michaels voice and his hair are a huge distraction 😂😂

  • @euanahickman2898
    @euanahickman28984 жыл бұрын

    Good video

  • @kmetzz1
    @kmetzz14 жыл бұрын

    He is just SOOOO funny! Hee hee

  • @tbxsallis
    @tbxsallis4 жыл бұрын

    two ice cubes in a diet coke lol

  • @sarahrenfrow9795
    @sarahrenfrow97953 жыл бұрын

    And, for me, it’s always the fridge that goes!!!

  • @feisdee1
    @feisdee14 жыл бұрын

    Cannot. Stop. Laughing!!

  • @moonviolet27
    @moonviolet274 жыл бұрын

    Amazing comedian! Does he tour in America???

  • @antanddeclove4023

    @antanddeclove4023

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes. Check his website

  • @user-ht9oc7gw1f
    @user-ht9oc7gw1f3 жыл бұрын

    Lol I thought this was going to be about Christmas but I realized “holidays” mean vacations in this case.

  • @chansuable
    @chansuable7 ай бұрын

    Reading the reviews of a toaster is still respectable! Yesterday I was reading the reviews for buying a tongue-cleaner on Amazon! 😂😂 Was elated to find there were 427 more losers like me in this world who had actually taken the time to write about their wonderful tongue-cleaners! 🤣

  • @stefanistefanova5707
    @stefanistefanova5707 Жыл бұрын

    Let me be like one of those people who leave reviews and say that you are the best comedian in the world! 🙌😀

  • @devolinedits4481
    @devolinedits44813 жыл бұрын

    Our honeymoon didn’t come with lunch option and stealing is exactly what me and hubby did. Like a team, it was honestly the best

  • @Amarah4600
    @Amarah46004 жыл бұрын

    We unplug everything in our household every night before going to bed

  • @HUNKragor

    @HUNKragor

    4 жыл бұрын

    You should also do that before leaving for work

  • @crashingdown6924

    @crashingdown6924

    4 жыл бұрын

    Let me guess' not the fridge?

  • @HUNKragor

    @HUNKragor

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@crashingdown6924 no, we TRUST the fridge

  • @ronnieince4568

    @ronnieince4568

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Alexander Baratheon no it us the cleaners who tend to do this to plug in their vacuum cleaner -that explains the high death rate in the bed next to the power point. !!!

  • @elizabethtrudgill3567
    @elizabethtrudgill35673 жыл бұрын

    My family goes to Crete for holidays and we always say two weeks isn't enough.

  • @MOGGS1942
    @MOGGS19424 жыл бұрын

    Very funny man.

  • @frank2000
    @frank20004 жыл бұрын

    So true haha

  • @cjp592
    @cjp592 Жыл бұрын

    I like how posh he seems but have so many relatable experiences. I feel like he and I have very similar thought process. 😂

  • @froggies2986
    @froggies29864 жыл бұрын

    1:55 toast rant!

  • @stuartforster208
    @stuartforster2084 жыл бұрын

    The umbrella 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pains1956
    @pains19563 жыл бұрын

    Jajajaja Excellent!!

  • @dace8828
    @dace88284 жыл бұрын

    I lost it at the unicorn bit

  • @melindak6472
    @melindak64724 жыл бұрын

    Omg lol... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ARCAMARC
    @ARCAMARC4 жыл бұрын

    So damn good LAUGH

  • @cottoncandy4486
    @cottoncandy44862 жыл бұрын

    This so so true, I actually emptied the whole fridge and unplugged it. Called me paranoid.But then again gone from for 6 weeks

  • @sharrondebby7950
    @sharrondebby79503 жыл бұрын

    Aww I miss having these problems

  • @kaylag5043
    @kaylag50433 жыл бұрын

    "Are you going anywhere nice?" Actually makes sense because usually my answer is no. But if someone asked me if I was going anywhere, I'd say yes, the grocery store, possibly the tip. Why don't people just say "are you going on holiday?"

  • @eclatnails
    @eclatnails3 жыл бұрын

    OMG: You know that thing about sticking a knife in your toast when it's popped to get it out? Well firstly, I'm a pretty clever person with high level career etc. But I used to get my toast out with a knife for years, every day, consistently, didn't even think about it! I didn't even know you might die doing it? I never touched the sides as I needed to get the toast out so had to put my knife in the middle of the toast so it would "stick in" if you know what I mean? Anyway I went online dating and met a guy who came home to mine and saw me do this and went "WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! DON'T BE SO BLOODY STUPID!" I had no clue at all! It's a bit like another guy I met who when I was cooking us pizzas told me to put the oven on first and warm it up to temperature and THEN put the pizzas in - Amazing! Have never had a burnt pizza since! I just thought I was saving time. Anyway!

  • @shirleyabbottpoetry6181
    @shirleyabbottpoetry61813 жыл бұрын

    10 days? I can barely last 3🤣

  • @lilymae5662
    @lilymae56624 жыл бұрын

  • @homlitakadaru805
    @homlitakadaru8053 жыл бұрын

    "focus on saving my children"

  • @audreymai2773
    @audreymai27733 жыл бұрын

    I wish he could write for a show. Like a modern Faulty Towers maybe?

  • @kerryfoster1
    @kerryfoster14 жыл бұрын

    Yes we went to a place in ZANTE Greece. Couldn't find a GOOD review on it. It was fine no problem. Apart from a TREMOUR which shook the whole building. Hardly their fault though!

  • @KathyGraves1
    @KathyGraves14 жыл бұрын

    Don’t make fun of me that way!!! 😜

  • @poppyjenkins1000
    @poppyjenkins10004 жыл бұрын

    2:59 😂

  • @yehboisaturn3872
    @yehboisaturn38724 жыл бұрын

    love this

  • @furryface1057
    @furryface10573 жыл бұрын

    Terminal 2 Death Gate 4 aaahhhhhh ! made me Laugh

  • @chaoticgoodgh0st286
    @chaoticgoodgh0st2864 жыл бұрын

    On previous family vacays we never booked all meals in the hotel. Just breakfast & dinner. But not bc we're cheap (we'd go out for lunch at cafes etc, not saying others are cheap if you choose to not do the following) but bc you might have an excursion on one day etc. And you don't want to be obligated to not go on excursions bc you paid extra for the hotel lunch.

  • @becky231
    @becky2314 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if the 'My wife isn't a doctor, so i have to do things myself' is a dig at Dara O'Brien

  • @joymckenziewendt4013
    @joymckenziewendt40134 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAAA

  • @shadwabarghash8734
    @shadwabarghash87344 жыл бұрын

    Sharm El Sheikh, nice. Hello from Cairo, Egypt

  • @houndandhandbag

    @houndandhandbag

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you. I wasn't sure what he said at the end.

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner87013 жыл бұрын

    Trip Advisor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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