I love that he never actually finishes a story, he just gets distracted and forgets about the last one

@feloniusgru8972

4 жыл бұрын

That's literally me

@Nothing-yf4ks

4 жыл бұрын

That would annoy me if anyone did that in real life I’m pretty sure I’d just start yelling at you

@barkley2824

4 жыл бұрын

Just Toast he doesn't forget them - obviously, he's a comedian and all of his performance is scripted - but those are actually his transitions. they're subtle and seamless and they create that sort of chatty, tangential effect, but in fact they are very deliberate. i think it's very clever how he executes them in this particular way.

@TheTruthKiwi

4 жыл бұрын

Just Toast Haha very true! I'm still waiting for him to tell us how the iPad started his weight loss regime

@Mushroom321-

4 жыл бұрын

It's as if a squirrel was doin jokes.. 🤣

Give Michael Mcintyre more money. He's extremely funny but not offensive in any way. More of him please.

@leadaniel4236

5 жыл бұрын

Relatable, everyday humour. Like you say not offensive, it's brilliant. Proper family man, I love him too ❤️

@baileyharris9172

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was one of the most well payed comedians

@clarebirschel4100

4 жыл бұрын

puppetsock he’s worth millions I doubt he needs any more! He is funny though

@abi.005

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I laugh so much

@jdc4316

4 жыл бұрын

Clare Birschel that’s not what he means by money lmao

I love how all of his content is literally just commentating real life. Literally what we all experience and do and its hilarious!

@alexandercummins

3 жыл бұрын

Its called, observational comedy, quite popular in the UK amongst British comedians.

@Msspicy2011

3 жыл бұрын

Po

@m_d1905

3 жыл бұрын

@world peace George Carlin was better and way before Seinfeld.

@hawks8470

3 жыл бұрын

@world peace it might be but at least Michael is funny.

I love how he talks about his wife probably the only comedian who doesnt slag their wife off for a cheap laugh.

@woodward_m8594

4 жыл бұрын

Josh wolf doesnt slag off his wife. He's great too. Great storytelling about his life ;)

@rbanerjee605

4 жыл бұрын

vivacious 730 josh wolf slags off his son.

@Roe97

4 жыл бұрын

JOHN MULANEY!!!!

His wife must have one helluva sense of humour cause she is always the butt of his stand-up.

@myjeanification

5 жыл бұрын

She's laughing all the way to the bank

@magster41

5 жыл бұрын

@@myjeanification dont be a twat

@lucypembroke8333

5 жыл бұрын

@@myjeanification You took the words right out of my mouth 😂😂

@8yuhg

5 жыл бұрын

Yes she is very supportive and he still makes her laugh... she has said that why she married him lol 😂

@rosieglows

5 жыл бұрын

They've been married for 16 years.

Warning; don't eat while you watch a clip with Michel, I choked on my biscuit and coffee......

My favourite comedian. Makes real life situations hilariously funny.

Me to my friends “Do you think I’ve lost weight ” My friends: uhhh....kinda

@fletchergraves2765

5 жыл бұрын

Katie Noor army

@katienoor1988

5 жыл бұрын

Maddie got yes jams ayyy😄

He would kill it in America !!! He’s insanely funny and accurate in all counts. I just discovered him and I’m in a binge watch

@janicebillington2633

4 жыл бұрын

And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

@janicebillington2633

4 жыл бұрын

And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

@niknak9361

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl Americans have a dry sense of humour. So you can’t take him because they won’t appreciate him. He is incredibly funny and amazing.

@leobowen-elliott9439

3 жыл бұрын

Pure Bordem No, if anything, British people have dry senses of humour. Take The Office for example. The UK version is very subtle and sarcastic while the US version relies on loud and crazy characters, although both shows were good, and so is Michael McIntyre.

@teaonrainyday888

Жыл бұрын

​@@leobowen-elliott9439 You mean the "american version" because it's an originally English show and yes of course the americans can't make decent series without loud and mad charecters

He was talking about the men pissing themselves laughing at his wife's night time antics. I was pissing myself laughing at the same time. I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing. He is such a crack up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

'I say good morning to my phone before I say good morning to my wife'. My mom does this when she gets home, but with the dog. She spends like 15 minutes greeting and reassuring the dog and then to my dad she's just like 'hi.' and that's it.

@maryannbrown4499

4 жыл бұрын

Lotte hilarious 😂😂

That’s a funny comedian for you, when the audience is laughing so loud that you sometimes can’t even hear what he is saying 😂😂😂. I’m literally in tears.

I’ve only ever not been able to breathe 2 times: 1. Whilst chocking on water 2. When binge watching this man’s comedy

😂😂😂 it’s 5am and I’m just binge watching his comedy acts

@harryturner8701

5 жыл бұрын

Good for you

@lilymae5662

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@miriamsinclair1655

4 жыл бұрын

5 h 20 !

@robinbirb06-79

4 жыл бұрын

Are you on your iPad? 😂

@fujikoybanez5266

4 жыл бұрын

cicithekpoplover - 😂😂 no iPhone

I was meant to watch 1 skit before sleeping, 20 skits, two hours later and a sore gut from laughing 🤦‍♀️🤣.

Absolutely love Michael McIntyre!! Never has a comedian, slash that, gifted story-teller made me laugh so many times in one sitting. Would love to meet his wife some day, she must be a truly fantastic person!! 😊

He is soooo FUNNY!! My social distancing is going so well with him

@Jamie-lx7dj

3 жыл бұрын

Lol this is even more for me cuz i saw him the other day cuz he lives on my street

He is so bloody funny , I dont know if he makes his material up or has someone do it for him ~ but even remembering it all is amazing .

Omg the FaceTime thing is soooooo true for me! 😂

When I didn’t have a phone, I had books and cartoons. They give me about the same level of entertainment.

@lisahenry20

4 жыл бұрын

And I ignored people about the same amount, maybe even more 😂

The only comedian who makes me laugh every time.

haha when i was ten my family's i-spy games got really intense with the answer being horizon, condensation, motion or sediment

@rvdb7363

4 жыл бұрын

In the Netherlands the game is played by saying the colour of the object instead of the first letter. With two colourblind brothers I usually won.

@blizzard5993

4 жыл бұрын

Tessa B lol

@ash-ej3uh

4 жыл бұрын

I’m stealing these 😂

@sharonready5102

4 жыл бұрын

Tessa B..... my 6 yr old daughter came up with ‘tired swan ‘ once ! Yes there was a swan ....but tired ?? Hahahah

@2gooddrifters

4 жыл бұрын

B P. Bald patch. That went down well.

Laughed till I cried. What a great comedian.😂😂😂😂

This man has me creased up in tears. Love him to bits.

Literally the only comedian who can light up my day. I wanna be just like him someday.

The best of all of this is that Mike is always talking about real life experiences, to which almost everyone can relate to ...

10:28 This part about the public toilets in services is comedy gold 😂😂

Omfg! He's describing my sleep habits! Only, I wake myself up by burping. Lmfao!

Seriously one of my favorite comedians on the planet!!😂😂😂

@AMack-wd6bi

4 жыл бұрын

Kristen- top 5 comedians ever?!!! 😉😊😊 Loooove him!!

"No,no Darling, quite the opposite" hahaha

I love his sense of humor. It is spot on on stuff most of us can relate to and yet he keeps it clean.

I love him. Makes me look at my life, and see everyone else is the same

Oh my goodness he is HILARIOUS. Good Lord my makeup smudged because I'm crying laughing😂😂😂😂

I’m laughing so much my stomach hurts and I’ve got tears in my eyes

Gotta love Michaels comedy its great! 😂😂😂

Answering the phone in the bath was hysterical because I could totally relate! Just like all of his other topics! And being from the US I haven't heard of golfers elbow but we have tennis elbow??? Binge watching Michael again to start my day with no sleep. He makes my day so much better!

I personally love Michael Mcintyre, don't know why there's so many haters down at the bottom.

@1funkyflyguy

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that's just were you'll usually find them.

@CarmelWox11

4 жыл бұрын

They have no sense of humour :3

I love michaels humour , he’s hyperactive . 😂😂😂

8:14 it sounds like “你要干嘛啊” which means "what do you want"😂

@sandrap3665

3 жыл бұрын

Katsumi勝見 s

His bit about facetime is all too true now

Omg I was laughing so hard. This guy is awesome.

"I won" ,"It's clean..". 🤣 right!? YES!,..

Michael McIntyre is the funniest Comedian I have ever seen! 😂

My kind of comedy. Things that really happen and Michael is able to put an hilarious spin on everything. He makes me laugh out loud! thank you Mr. McIntyre!!!!!!!!

Absolutely love the description at around 12.00 . I frequently check the last time when toilets were cleaned and think “ WHAT?” when I walk into a dirty disgusting toilet , that technically has just been cleaned. !!

9:02 is it just me or when hes saying how is wife is mumbling in another language it sounds like shes talking in the sim language?

@FruitBowlsAreMyThing

5 жыл бұрын

just you :P as an avid sim player it sounds nothing like simlish

@lucysmith4328

5 жыл бұрын

@@FruitBowlsAreMyThing kk thx I never really play sims so like, idk

@DizzyDior12

4 жыл бұрын

To me it sounds like Minions. 😂

@olliebonugli8881

4 жыл бұрын

I agree with Lucy Smith

@SingingWithWings

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucysmith4328 Sul sul! Glad to find another simmer here!

Me being far sighted only makes it hard to read for very long. The lines will vibrate and then blur as if my eyes are too tired to keep working. 😅The struggle is real. Glasses probably buy me a half hour more.

He’s so funny. I’m from the U.S. is this guy in any T.V. Or movies? If not he should be. 😂

@Sab.86

5 жыл бұрын

He’s a British comedian.. he’s on tv shows here sometimes he has his own show too called the Michael McIntyre show it’s funny watch his live at the Apollo comedy performances they are hilarious

@sarahdickens9738

4 жыл бұрын

He's on British network TV a lot, but you can also find him on Netflix.

He reminds me of Eddie Izard! He’s the funniest comedian Ive ever heard!!😂😂😂😂

I have discovered Michael McIntyre & Tom Ball in the same week!!! Nice England!!!! WOW!!!!

Absolutely brilliant thank you for giving me such a great laugh

Michael is so funny. Can’t help but here Stewie Griffins voice from family guy! 🤣😂

@MEMyselfandIKN1984

5 жыл бұрын

Never noticed that before, but YES!!! 😂😂

He is hilarious 😆😆

Omg, I'm in tears. This is so funny :D

His wife talks in sims language when she sleeps

Best laugh i've had in ages. Love it 😁😁😁😁

Omg he is brilliant man.Wow laughing is so good for the soul I need to laugh to keep me positive if that makes sense!!!!!!

@chrissyandjanaable

5 жыл бұрын

I wished I had got ticket's to see him in NZ!!!!!!

The new Jerry Seinfeld of situational comedy 😂😊👍🏽

"that'd look quite nice at home, does that just screw off, does it?"

LOL! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

Thumb war ninja🤣🤣🤣that floored me

So hilarious. One of my favourite comedians of all time. I was thinking during that last bit about loo seats.... that technically in the gents toilets, loo seats are only necessary less than half the time considering the first thing most men do on entering the loo, is to put the loo seat up lol

I wanna see his wife react to this 😂😂

He is so funny! I want more videos 😁

It's really hard not to laugh In The middle of the night

I love his comedy and with how long i have been watching his youtube clips i just now noticed that he explains things that we all know about for example the face time joke. I dont understand why he has to explain it.

In the bath..watching this 😂

So bloody funny!!!

He’s so funny!

Thanks

Why is the window open? Talk to me... Loo seats and socks in dryer...share an uncanny bond with each other!

English whit is funny, I know, my other half is a whitty English man, he has cracked me up every day since I met him without fail, so being English, whitty and MM, he just takes that fun to a whole new level 🤣.

"I just frisby an iPod fuck off" tha destroyed me hahaah

So fkn good 😂😂

I’ve had an iPhone since I was 4 years old 😂 I definitely think it was to shut me up

@Sam-oo1uo

5 жыл бұрын

Terrible and lazy parenting. No child that young should have a phone.

@Candorsmayhem

4 жыл бұрын

Sam it's really no different than having a gameboy.

he just went on a huge tangent. hello i wanted to hear about ur weight loss

@xalexis.editsx

4 жыл бұрын

seerpou Honestly😂😂

He is great!!!!

The best

His wife sounds like the og minions 🤣

I use the Ferry Bathroom stall with no Lock* because it is always clean*

08:46- how many of you immediately googled Mrs Michael McIntyre!

That thumbwar bit killed Meh.

"i...... spy" xD

Love it hahaha

Yes!! Eye spy.

He has been texting since he was born 🤣

I’m sorry but Michael McIntyre is one of THE BEST comedians bc so many nowadays are offensive. He’s not though 😂 just my opinion 🤷‍♀️

@syruscripps

4 жыл бұрын

For the non offensive yes, but for all humour types he’s not up there for me

@audreymcleod563

4 жыл бұрын

Don't be sorry,your opinion is your opinion and you are entitled to it.

@nicoleblacklaws5515

4 жыл бұрын

Audrey McLeod ONE OF THE FEW NICE PEOPLE ON KZread COMMENTS, thank you xo

@peoplegetslapped1502

4 жыл бұрын

Found the social justice warrior

I’m from earth and this guy is funny.

Night farts lol fireworks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫💥💣

love ya

I can see Michael's missus requesting another "word" with him

When he talked about the long sighted people it killed me I am long sighted and when he was like someone will be talking to you and you are like who are you go away then when they are a decent distance away u r like wait come back where r u going

8:11 ....... i've had a coughing fit after laughing too much .....l

I've had tennis elbow and I don't play tennis either.

You are sooooo in trouble with the Mrs!!!

I'm dead, people steal toilet seats?? The fuck goes on in London 😂😂😂

Hesss gooooddd

Good stuff

I was born in 2006 and I played I spy and thumbwars all the time, I guess since my sister was born in the 90’s we had more old fashioned ways on entertainment.

Is it just me or does he speak faster since losing weight