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For gods sake don't smile , your teeth will turn green . 😅
This simultaneously cracks me up and gives me anxiety 😂
A biscuit? I have never managed to eat a single biscuit! Is that even possible?
63 years old Obseity is not genetic except in rare cases only rare health disorder. There was not all this unhealthy fatness 60 years ago.
You realize how sad this world is when everyone praises a comedian for being....a comedian. As if humor was stranded to the point where no one is allowed to have a laugh because someone might get offended. It's sad. Really sad. Please, be a bit more brave and allow yourself to laugh. For those easily offended...get help. Nothing is personal, you are not that important and life is too short. Make sure you don't die offended 😂
in quran it says we have made you many signs, and which bs will you deny 😂😂😂😂
He crosses the line and did not use the word n --r!… if I spell it out I will get censored by you tube
RIP 😢
I was born in 2000s but spin me right round was one of my favorite songs as a child, and the idea its now about a possessed mans head spinning at the sight of stimuli is I... I dont know how to react
Even funnier at double speed ans bit like Lee Evans, lol
Made big comment about living by this philosophy though your fault. Though am bit Irish and welsh so aaaargh!
Lol
The latest version ....is ...."Whatever" ... is more efficient & just as discouraging !
Lee evens in my book is top of the class funny as hell one of the. Kind 👍
Boring now infact pish
Not very funny now
Romesh.Joel 3 1 For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, 2 I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land. 3 And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink. 4 Yea, and what have ye to do with me, O Tyre, and Zidon, and all the coasts of Palestine? will ye render me a recompence? and if ye recompense me, swiftly and speedily will I return your recompence upon your own head; 5 Because ye have taken my silver and my gold, and have carried into your temples my goodly pleasant things: 6 The children also of Judah and the children of Jerusalem have ye sold unto the Grecians*, that ye might remove them far from their border. 7 Behold, I will raise them out of the place whither ye have sold them, and will return your recompence upon your own head: 8 And I will sell your sons and your daughters into the hand of the children of Judah, and they shall sell them to the Sabeans, to a people far off: for the LORD hath spoken it. 9 Proclaim ye this among the Gentiles; Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up: 10 Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong. 11 Assemble yourselves, and come, all ye heathen, and gather yourselves together round about: thither cause thy mighty ones to come down, O LORD. 12 Let the heathen be wakened, and come up to the valley of Jehoshaphat: for there will I sit to judge all the heathen round about. 13 Put ye in the sickle, for the harvest is ripe: come, get you down; for the press is full, the fats overflow; for their wickedness is great. 14 Multitudes, multitudes in the valley of decision: for the day of the LORD is near in the valley of decision. 15 The sun and the moon shall be darkened, and the stars shall withdraw their shining. 16 The LORD also shall roar out of Zion, and utter his voice from Jerusalem; and the heavens and the earth shall shake: but the LORD will be the hope of his people, and the strength of the children of Israel. 17 So shall ye know that I am the LORD your God dwelling in Zion, my holy mountain: then shall Jerusalem be holy, and there shall no strangers pass through her any more. 18 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the mountains shall drop down new wine, and the hills shall flow with milk, and all the rivers of Judah shall flow with waters, and a fountain shall come forth of the house of the LORD, and shall water the valley of Shittim. 19 Egypt shall be a desolation, and Edom shall be a desolate wilderness, for the violence against the children of Judah, because they have shed innocent blood in their land. 20 But Judah shall dwell for ever, and Jerusalem from generation to generation. 21 For I will cleanse their blood that I have not cleansed: for the LORD dwelleth in Zion. Proverbs 11:2 - When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom. Proverbs 16:5 - Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the LORD: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished. Proverbs 29:23 - A man's pride shall bring him low: but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit. Proverbs 16:18 - Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Galatians 6:3 - For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself. James 4:6 - But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble. Proverbs 27:2 - Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips. Proverbs 26:12 - Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? there is more hope of a fool than of him. Philippians 2:3 - Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves. Proverbs 8:13 - The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate. Jeremiah 9:23 - Thus saith the LORD, Let not the wise man glory in his wisdom, neither let the mighty man glory in his might, let not the rich man glory in his riches: 1 John 2:16 - For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world. Romans 12:16 - Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits.
Overrated
Jamon flavour 😂😂😂
Gotta love Ricky 😂
British and foppish, but I like him. He's open and honest and quiet hilarious
This Guy is just hilarious.
What’s a mon?
Wonderful guy greatly missed fantastic comedian when ever your down pop him on puts a smile on my face every 😀
Pure comedy genius ❤
I'm British. I always watch Bill Hicks, Jimmy Carr, George Carlin, Sean Lock, Frankie Boyle etc but I always forget how f*cking brilliant Dylan Moran is. Thank you for existing Dylan
She is just brilliant. You have to be brilliant to come up with jokes stories like this. ♡
Sean is one comedian I would have loved to see live but sadly that will never happen. RIP you legend
brilliant - very funny
I have a Friend/Family member, Mike, who looks 100% Asian, Chinese descendents BUT...When he speaks he has a Scottish accent, it's a deep proper Scottish no Asian inflection or sound to his voice. So funny when he speaks to strangers!!!
The funniest night out would be down the pub with Ricky, Jim Davidson, Bill Burr and Jim Jefferies!
Politics is a grouping/ gathering of blood sucking insects.
he looks and sounds just like my uncle dennis they both made me laugh out loud sean is just superb you can watch his genius, know whats coming, and still laugh the same thats naturally funny. R.I.P sean, make the angels laugh they are way too serious!!!
This isn’t funny to me. My brother died by involuntary manslaughter by hanging. It traumatized the entire work place because it happened at work. And myself too, I looked up what it feels like…. I mean I did not mean it to be a joke. I wish this dude would have actually done it to show us how it really Is. I know none of us would be laughing. He paid for his own funeral after no one noticed for 4 hours in a nursing home, I guess should I be laughing
Is it just me, or does Monkey sound like Sandi Toksvig?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can`t just listen to him, I HAVE TO WATCH him. Can`t think of anyone else this smart and fearless - a very rare combo.
But there is a show about gay pirates
Its called this flag means death
😂
Is this why she divorced you?
I’m from Liverpool and me and me mates were on holiday in Tenerife and had a blast with the lads from Glasgow, this was 1998 anyway we always kept in touch and i had my stag night in Glasgow which was just brilliant and they all came down to my wedding and now most of them are married we all have a holiday somewhere we’re all together and i just love them all 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 with all the kids it’s been even better Cheers lads can’t wait for this year 🥃🍷🍻🥂🍾🍺🍺🍺🍺
That's so good. ✨️
Hahaha its true about saving shire
Never heard of him, he is great
Have you been living under a rock? He's huge (figuratively speaking).
I love the look of glee on his face when he pauses before unleashing another gem. 😂
its insane how much of a strong hold Ricky Gervais has over the concept of "edgy comedy" to the point that the most insane butt hurt people will go along and literally do what he makes fun of if you even attempt to point out how much of a hypocrite he is... its a hypocrisy cesspool
Yeah Kevin makes me lmao 🤣 when your feeling depressed with the world this man cheers you up ❤
Didn't have him down as a trans!
Great comedian,it's good to hear a non crude real funny .😂😂
Worth it for the Michael McIntyre impression ..