Back in the 80s, a friend split with his wife. They were both English, and knowing he disliked the Scottish accent, she moved to Glasgow taking the kids with her. Now his adults sons have the best Glaswegian accent ever.

@FionaFerguson-ym9iq

10 күн бұрын

😅

@majestic1990

5 күн бұрын

Next level pettiness

@brendandoherty2159

4 күн бұрын

@@majestic1990 Well, in fairness the ex wife is a woman.....nough said?

@mattkinsella9856

3 күн бұрын

​@@majestic1990Seems like the perfect level to me 😂

@anchovy9405

Күн бұрын

Lolzzz brilliant😂

I’m from Liverpool and me and me mates were on holiday in Tenerife and had a blast with the lads from Glasgow, this was 1998 anyway we always kept in touch and i had my stag night in Glasgow which was just brilliant and they all came down to my wedding and now most of them are married we all have a holiday somewhere we’re all together and i just love them all 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 with all the kids it’s been even better Cheers lads can’t wait for this year 🥃🍷🍻🥂🍾🍺🍺🍺🍺

@FionaFerguson-ym9iq

10 күн бұрын

That's so good. ✨️

@zombinosh

5 күн бұрын

Brilliant friend group. Have a great holiday.

There's no place in the world like Glasgow, no BS + u kno exactly where u stand. Humour like nowhere else. ❤

We had a Glaswegian colleague working in our (American) office for a year, and no one could understand him, so then another colleague from London would sort of translate the important bits as needed. By the end of the year, we could understand Glasgow guy just fine. Took the better part of the year, though. Then once we could understand him, we were a little sorry because every other word was “fukin.” His vocabulary was a little “colorful” by American workplace standards. Things seemed pretty dull when he left to go back to Glasgow. 😂😂

“Care to explain yourself”😅

Wee Mental Dave 😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🚀

Brilliant. 🤣👏

The real reason the romans didnt invade Scotland was the impossible accent.

@Kat-mu8wq

15 күн бұрын

Nobody has invaded Scotland and succeeded. England has tried about 3 times, Rome tried twice, Norway has tried, elsewhere in Scandinavia has tried (probably Denmark as they captured all of England back in the day) .. nobody has taken us.......Until now with the man in charge of the SNP.

@tartangarrix6702

14 күн бұрын

@@Kat-mu8wqhe’s gone noo too

@lolabelle4959

8 күн бұрын

​@@Kat-mu8wqthank u my friend x

Had a Scottish prof at university and one day in a seminar he said something that sounded to us like, "It's like perils before swine." We sat there for a moment with blank looks until the penny dropped - "Pearls before swine."

Yes Kev 😂

Genius

Missed a little, but caught the jist. Crazy Kevin...

I must say I love the accent.

Love Scottish accent ❤❤❤

😂

Britain's best right there ladies and gentlemen

@FionaFerguson-ym9iq

10 күн бұрын

Without a doubt.

Here’s a joke Kevin I like…..a wee plasterer was getting instructions from the heid guy and he said …just give it a rough go, and the wee plasterer said …how rough do you want it and the boss said….Your best will be rough enough 🤣🤣🤣

Curiosity question....If you live in the city of Hamburg in Germany, are you known as a Hamburger? A Hamburgarian? A Hamburgerstein? A Hamburgwegian? Can anyone tell me, please...

@jaysparrow6631

15 күн бұрын

It’s Hamburgerstan! Sorry just couldn’t help me self! 😂😅😂

@emgee691

15 күн бұрын

@@jaysparrow6631 Thank you.

Billy was of his time but Kevin is the man 😂

@FionaFerguson-ym9iq

10 күн бұрын

Kevin is the king!

I’m in the US and watch a lot of UK TV. Never had an issue understanding Scottish people but there are some Geordie and welsh performers I can barely follow

@brendandoherty2159

4 күн бұрын

Try a very drunk dude from Glasgow, even his own family struggle with the translation!!!

@dianehrechko6370

4 күн бұрын

@@brendandoherty2159 hell I don’t understand most drunk American men either

@brendandoherty2159

4 күн бұрын

@@dianehrechko6370 That's a valid point.

My Aberdonian friend used to say "Its no Scotch bonnie lad , its Scots or Scottish".

Kevin Bridges' Hilarious Jokes About Life In Scotland | Universal Comedy 27.4.24 Taylor Swift's got a new double album out. in passing i acknowledged this. good luck that man....

aww cut off the garage joke, the punchline!

what did he say ho ho

i suppose i'm off to buy "The story continues" dvd then. Just a tiny bit scared it might not play nicely on my "classics" shelf.. "i'm the new boy fram Gleysgo.. tha rest of ye old spinny prux can fokoff..else get scratched tryin to stay "

Nathan was a prophet.

I’m from Leamington Spa and I understand every word. You must have been speaking to some outsider? 😂

@mandyminx967

16 күн бұрын

I'm from fuckin Leamington Spa. Fify

@MsBurndog

15 күн бұрын

Don’t worry about it mate, what do the Jocks have if they don’t have their accent? Love Kevin Bridges, shame he turned out Scottish, can’t win em all

@douglasjapp3105

10 күн бұрын

He is a great comedian,giving folk a good laugh,try script writing you wise person.

@danielholm3420

9 күн бұрын

Sounds like a name of a cheap brothel

@lolabelle4959

8 күн бұрын

​@@MsBurndogwtf is wrong with u?! Bitter + biased much!! Cringing 4 u!!

Connor Macgreggor is Ireland’s equivalent of wee mental Davey.

@brendandoherty2159

4 күн бұрын

A complete Gobshite!!!

Can't understand everything you are saying. lol

Scots git

@FionaFerguson-ym9iq

10 күн бұрын

Oh dear! 😂

@user-ob1oi7kn2w

9 күн бұрын

@@FionaFerguson-ym9iq oh dear what do you mean????

😂