I know it's quite old now, but it's a timeless and superb segment of comedy. A+.

@abemudokon9497

2 жыл бұрын

Quite old? People still listen to Elvis

@bjnwright

2 жыл бұрын

@@abemudokon9497 Aye, and I just got a tattoo of Tutankhamun on my leg, so I guess it's all relative

@abemudokon9497

2 жыл бұрын

@@bjnwright Aye

@transracial5078

2 жыл бұрын

It's okay

@l_W7

2 жыл бұрын

@@bjnwright you got an a tattoo of an inbread boy on your body?

""A guy or girl were having a party, but they never KNEW they were having a party" - Sounds just like Boris! 🤣🤣

@Yonder792

2 жыл бұрын

In the 90s we didn’t care about politicians!

@stephenmcguire1935

2 жыл бұрын

Is that party at number 10 downing Street lol

@freedapeeple4049

2 жыл бұрын

I ended up at a couple of those parties back in the day. Now that I'm older and wiser, I feel sorry for the people who were victimized.

@howeid

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 you killed me

@Matty.Hill_87

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't no party like a Boris Johnson party 😂😂

Sold 3000 baseball bats and not a single baseball 😂

I went into a sports shop in Glasgow to buy a baseball bat. The salesman asked "is that for a wedding or a funeral?

no joke, the girl that whooped at the punchline "drugged, beaten, tied up and left for dead" is my soul partner!

Best comedian that ever graced the stage.

@kurluk04

2 жыл бұрын

It’s all perspective but 100% the big yin for me also 😂

@billhawkins192

2 жыл бұрын

Izzard all the way. Him and her.

@mikejay8888

Жыл бұрын

You're all deluded if you think any of those even make the top 50

@fiftylester

Жыл бұрын

@@Bob.Jenkins George Carlin ? Richard Pryor ?

@jimbo_1312

Жыл бұрын

It's all subjective anyway 🤷‍♂️

Saw this live, watched loads and it STILL makes me laugh.. BRILLIANT 👍👏

Have watched this a half dozen times, and still laugh.

Just look at how proud, and expectant he is about his sesame street bit!

His comedy flow is outstanding.. just hilarious

Every Scottish person can nail an American accent 😂

@mikeyp0131

Жыл бұрын

Chad hogan woooooo!

@jonathancripe5776

Жыл бұрын

Nail an authentic natural sounding southern usa accent and I will be impressed. Even most USA born people can't emulate ours correctly.

@LinkTheFusky

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathancripe5776 it’s the accent most British people actually try and fail in the most cringie way imaginable

@-norsecode-

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I'm shocked how great his American accent is. My Scottish accent makes me sound like I'm having a medical emergency. 😂

@indiekiddrugpatrol3117

Жыл бұрын

​@@-norsecode- scottish accents are hard to impersonate unless you understand that they use complete different words sporadically, most of which are loanwords from the Scots language

His American accent is offensively accurate. (Especially because his own accent is nigh-impenetrable to Americans.)

@mickeyabbot5851

2 жыл бұрын

That and because he chose the perfect caricature that even Americans hate the walking stereotype that is Chad Hogan

@BuckfastConsumer

2 жыл бұрын

He actually googled a guy called Chad Hogan after this bit..and he went to his house .he was a college frat boy😆😆. Literally the same guy

@corwyn2

2 жыл бұрын

he is fairly easy to understand, i fail to see the problem

@MrLoobu

Жыл бұрын

As a Canadian I find it effortless to follow.

@Star17864

Жыл бұрын

@@MrLoobu you must be from Newfoundland!

we never hud Spring Break, we hud the Easter holidays😄

Funny how all the high school house parties are similar everywhere around Europe

In England these have been renamed as "working events" it's a new term coined by Boris.

Maybe this is what happened to Boris? He didn't know he was having a party, he was getting a party

@jimmythompson8919

Жыл бұрын

Mum and dad are key workers, got number 10 to ourselves for the week boys!

One of the greatest! 23 as well, unbelievable

@UKKC80s

2 жыл бұрын

Bout 33 now m8.

Getting through Kevin's dialect as a mainlander is a worthy and rewarding challenge.

Exact same in Ireland, only we called it a free gaff.

@thomashassall96

2 жыл бұрын

Yup!!! 😁

@shirleyanneyoung955

Жыл бұрын

I’m from Edinburgh, we called it a free hoose!

@DannyGoddard99

Жыл бұрын

Same in London!!

@stephen2430

Жыл бұрын

@@shirleyanneyoung955 same In Inverness lol

@Truth_is_all_that_exists

Жыл бұрын

Fre-ouse in Nottingham and southeast

That 'can you tell me...' one of the great comedy moments!

His American accent is stellar. My Scottish accent makes me sound like I'm having a medical emergency.

@snelgrave101

Жыл бұрын

My Scottish accent is not too bad but hey I'm Scottish after all 😅

@-norsecode-

Жыл бұрын

@@snelgrave101 😉

Kevin bridges .. pure class the fact he tells his jokes so you can understand the meaning behind them .. 👍

@disclaimer.imjokin

Жыл бұрын

This makes no sense

5:40 In Australia, attempting to do a crime and succeeding to do a crime carry the same penalty.

Love him ,can relate to his stories

"We've got an empty." *same reaction the Pulitzer Prize winner gets*

As a non-native speaker Kevin remains a bit of a challenge (except when talking about Chad 😂), but I find it hilarious how the automated subtitles are SO far off the mark. Even I understand more than they do! 🤣 Love his style, love his sense of humour! 👍🏻

@Joker-yw9hl

2 жыл бұрын

What's your native tongue??? Where are you from? Do you find English or American accents more easy to understand?

@christineroulin9518

2 жыл бұрын

@@Joker-yw9hl I'm German and I got my US high school diploma during a year in Florida. Thanks to TV shows etc I have hardly any problem with US accents. UK and Irish accents, however, can be very tricky - we just don't hear them that often. People from the greater London area are usually ok to understand, but Isle of Man, Cork, ... - I'm completely lost without subtitles.

@Joker-yw9hl

2 жыл бұрын

@@christineroulin9518 oh interesting! I've heard from a couple of German and Austrian friends that they learn British English in school, but Germans in particular almost always sound American when they speak English! As you say, it must be from movies and music etc.

@christineroulin9518

2 жыл бұрын

@@Joker-yw9hl In school in Germany "ze" English teachers try their best to teach British, but most students see that as uncool. But I guess it also depends on where in Germany you've grown up. I grew up in the American sector (Frankfurt), whereas the British sector was in northern Germany (Hamburg). (Russia had the east, France the west). So there were lots of US military in and around Frankfurt. We even had a Chichi's that civilians were allowed to go to. We grew up in the strong belief that America was the shining star after which we should model ourselves, especially since we also grew up knowing that you cannot and must not be proud of being a German. When I saw the US pride in their own country first hand, it was a real culture shock for me. I can still recite the pledge of allegiance. As could my dad, up to his death in his seventies, after having spent a year in Montana in the fifties. So yeah - American English is what most Germans aspire to (efen if zat doesn't alvays vork out 🤣).

@bjnwright

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from NZ and I understand him just fine. I don't find his accent strong compared to some other Scots, who are a real challenge

Love kev. So basic but so funny. 2 legends from Scotland kev and billy connoly.

I'd never heard of an empty before,in Dublin we called it a "free gaff"

@Demondoink1

Жыл бұрын

I’m from Scotland and we would usually just call it a free house. I think an empty might be more of a Glaswegian thing.

@pamelathomas847

Жыл бұрын

@@Demondoink1 yes I get that , some things are Irish things but some, Dublin people only will get .

@nba2kaii12

Жыл бұрын

@@Demondoink1 its an empy for us when we were growing up we are in central belt

Bring those days back lol

I love having a breeze block smashed over my head at the end of these videos, great one mate!

Oh this made me laugh out loud! 🤣🤣🤣

Never gets old this hahaha

3000 baseball bats but never sold a baseball might be one the best jokes ever delivered

I went to a party like that. Someone was spitting petrol out of their mouth whilst lighting it (inside). Two others, off their heads kicked out all but five of the 50 or so wooden spindles on the staircase over a period of several hours.

@biskitz86913

Жыл бұрын

Yeah was at a few when I was that age. "A tense affair" is a good way of putting it 🤣

@-norsecode-

Жыл бұрын

JFC 🤣 My best experience is keg in the upstairs bathroom bathtub, while someone was being held upside down while bonging beer in their mouth, the tub fell through the floor onto the kitchen. That did not stop the party. It was a point of pride.

Witty comedy and brilliantly executed👍

One of the greats!

This is by far the best joke he's ever told. He's the best comedian in 🌎 n has been 4 years. Maybe coz I identify alot since I live just over Scot border n I grew up on council estates plus I'm about same age too. Glad 2 c he hasn't sold out trying 2 social climb 2 😝🤣🥳☠👏👍

@IIETMII

2 жыл бұрын

Nah mate, best joke was “gimmie a quid or you’re gettin stabbed” one.

@markoneill8188

2 жыл бұрын

Taking after the true no 1..Mr connelly Billy off course

@GuinessOriginal

2 жыл бұрын

@@IIETMII I like the “how” one

@conor-_C

Жыл бұрын

The bus during one is better

Just discovering this guy and he's absolutely top-tier. His insights, his delivery, his timing.

Jesus Christ...I think we went to the same party...😆😂🤣

I think I commented this on a previous release of this clip on this page but Californian pool parties are really just like the movies, it's totally mental to experience as an English person and really innocent, too.

Love this guy😍😍😍😍😍

One of the all time greats

Oh oh oh Youth, if you remember your teens, you weren't really there!!!

Emptys were a tense affair 😬 Buckie, vodie and tins, a right recipe for disaster 🤣

@bjnwright

2 жыл бұрын

Our parties were the same, there were always a couple of alcohol fueled tough guys ready to kick off at a moments notice. We never called them 'empties' in NZ but everything else is exactly the same:)

Big Kev, Just knows how things are. Lol, man it's so funny and truthful.

So so good.

Only rule about a house party is "no pissing in the goldfish bowl"

@Ashamedofmypast

Жыл бұрын

For us it was the kettle

In Australia it’s called a Rootfest!!!

Let's go get some dip and chip 🤣

always a classic

Attempted murder = murder, I can agree with this.

I love his American accent.

Seen this a few times but never before on KZread with subtitles!!! They were almost as funny trying to understand what he was saying 🤣

Impeccable cadence.

Bert and ernie actually live at 123 sesame street.

@chockydog6960

2 жыл бұрын

“Actually”

@Lord_Baphomet_

2 жыл бұрын

You’re like the kid in class that reminds the teacher about last nights homework.

@daddymuggle

2 жыл бұрын

That's how we know it's a fake name and address.

@Hoopspur

2 жыл бұрын

Grass.

@bjnwright

2 жыл бұрын

One of the best segments of comedy your ever likely to see, and this is the top comment. Save us.

We call that a "free yard" in London.

Let's go get dip and chip bruh 🤣

I guess to an American audience, "Dave the fanny magnet" may be perceived as gay 🤣

@katerinakemp5701

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

It’s comedy gold but the subtitles are kin hilarious 🤣

An empty 🤣🤣🤣

Saw him a few weeks back, genius. Go and see him if you can crying with laughter moments.

4:51 😂

It's funny b'cos it's so true!! Hasn't every1 experienced this kinda party?!

Excuse me........! Excuse me..........! Can you tell me.....? Haha

"I'd better get a taxi"... that would accomplish the 'left for dead'

When I was growing up a empty was something completely different 😆

@UKKC80s

2 жыл бұрын

😂😉....going round the Mrs for an empty ..

@DruGunnersVR

2 жыл бұрын

@@UKKC80s 😂 Yep that's pretty much it in a nutshell 😆

Kunt and the Gang's "Paul Stevenson's Party" is a funny song that describes this sort of party

Holy fuc# man I've been to many of those tense parties back in the day, replete with buckfast and stoned paranoia

@bobbydeazy

2 жыл бұрын

Buckfast? Lolz

@willtheclimatealarmistsall7728

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbydeazy A caffinated strong tonic wine, made at Buckfastleigh Abbey in England but mostly drunk in the central belts of Scotland. One nickname for it being 'wreck the hoose juice' (wreck the house juice)

@bobbydeazy

2 жыл бұрын

@@willtheclimatealarmistsall7728 oh I know what it is. Just more on the fact I thought the guy to be 12. Buckfast is a kids drink like in the 80s we'd drink maddog 2020

@UKKC80s

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbydeazy 20/20 was lethal lol...fucking expensive now though, and you don't see much of it about, but then again the youth of today ain't like they used to be...more boring and too p.c...soft mayflowers.

@bobbydeazy

2 жыл бұрын

@@UKKC80s I see many kid die to 2020

The funniest thing about this gag is that they somehow actually found a real Chad Hogan in the States. And Kev flies out to one of those actual, college parties hosted by Chad Hogan! Unreal 😂

@EnglishMike

11 ай бұрын

Except there was no alcohol in those plastic cups -- turns out Chad lives in Utah and he's a Mormon!

@declancorcoran-eu1hs

11 ай бұрын

@@EnglishMike That's even funnier, they must lead very exciting 🤣 lives!!

@danielholm3420

11 ай бұрын

​@Mike-rw8oj haha really!?

Believe it or not but as a 90’s kid growing up in America… our parties were nothing like Chad Hogans either. They were more like Kevin’s parties. With the older guy that was 21 and still hung out with high school kids. He bought the alcohol, and was usually blowing the smoke in the dogs face! Ha ha ha

@rickybaillie4222

Жыл бұрын

He's referring to the way American parties are shown in movies

Favo(u)rite comedians: 1. Kev 2. Ron White 3. Bill Burr 4. John Mulaney

@davidmcwilliamson4575

2 жыл бұрын

1. Bill Burr - "theres no reason to hit a woman. no reason! Really!!! I can give you like 17 straight of the top of my head." "you just dont do it but the level of ego to say 'theres no reason'. What do you ladies levitate above the rest of us?" 🤣🤣🤣 Quality! Talks about controversial topics but always makes great points. Genius 👌 2. Jim Jefferies - the bit about getting his disabled brother a prostitute. 😂👌 Always makes me think i shouldn't be laughing about certain topics which makes him even funnier. 3. Kevin Bridges Anything he talks about is verry funny. very observational 4. James Acaster - Takes you on a kind of surreal journey were you'd never know where he's going which doesn't always make sense until he gets to the end. Also can be hilariously funny without cheap and easy offensive jokes. which is quite rare imo. 5. Billy Connelly - Nothing to say about the 'Big Yin'. Except all time great who all Scots adore. 🤣👌👐👏

The correct and socially accepted response to a funny comment is laughter. It is not whistling like a pure mad mental minstrel.

Omg this reminds me of parties at my house when my parents were away 😆 One afternoon my parents returned to the house to a distinct smell of vomit in the hallway, of which the stench was there for more than two weeks😬🤭 My mum came into the house after visiting the garden, and asked me a question I couldn't answer at the time, nor now.. "Catherine, why is there cooked spaghetti hanging on my Rosemary bush?" 😯😳 That same time my mum came to ask me that evening wondering where all their alcohol had gone from their drinks shelf, her bottle of Pernod was nearly empty (and I then remembered a friend passing me a drink saying "hey try this, tastes like aniseed) 🙄 woops.. 🤣 Uoh... The worst party was having to explain a smashed glass door , and "Catherine , it looks like someone fell into the water feature in the garden and broke it??" and the best one... "Catherine, why are there CDs strewn around the garden? They look like abandoned frizbees?" 🤭🤭🤭 I couldn't really explain any of it.. was news to me too 😯🤭😆 Ahh, fun times

@fredrickkamau9166

2 жыл бұрын

Spaghettini on my Rosemary bush sounds like a euphemism😂😂😂

@catshez

2 жыл бұрын

@@fredrickkamau9166 🤣🤣🤣

@mr4nders0n

2 жыл бұрын

could've been worse, kitchen "decorated" with curry, and all the meters robbed. "rent" went up £2.50 a week to pay it back

🤣🤣🤣

It sounds funny, but it is quite accurate. For me it was the 80s. Not sure how I survived...

@elenawilliams32

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just glad we got to be idiot teenagers without having it all recorded on 10 different phones. Phew. 😂

Such talent ❤

Victor Morris was the shop you could buy anything

@rodgerq

2 жыл бұрын

Trade in an auld record player for a fuckin machete 🤣

A free gaff 😝

My parties were more like an hour of drinking vodka followed by sexual dancing and people doing push-ups to prove they're not drunk then another couple hours of loud music more vodka and it would end with 3 out of 10 people passed out in a pool of their own sick while I watch 8 mile with the one person who was still breathing at least my microwave didn't get nicked tho

@daisybelle1025

Жыл бұрын

American ???

@davidfinn2330

Жыл бұрын

@@daisybelle1025 no take another guess

Great job on the American accent. Sounds extra crazy compared to his regular accent.

🤣

House parties in 12 grade. Can't remember the girls name. But I remember venturing into her dads garages and finding his fishing gear with my mates. Somehow ot seemed a good idea to look like David Bowie with something trough my ear. So fishing hooks and takle went missing from Nathalie how that's her name, dads fishing tacle box.

@macwest1001

2 жыл бұрын

It was the early 80s. Wheb boys were boys and not turning into 110 different genders.

Sounds like a cheese and wine business meeting

Chad hogan's party's are lit tho

The old parties, cutting a hole in every slice of bread and hiding a can opener and coming down the stairs wearing your Dads suit playing Mafia ha

Easterhouse redsox 😂😂😂

Lol

Mind when he actually met a Chad Hogan in America and partyed with him due to this video... 😁

@stevenewton7965

Жыл бұрын

🤘🤘🤘🤘

Loved it when he met the real life chad hogan!

That's got nothing on the parties the Tories had last year.

He's my favourite Welsh comedian.

@danielholm3420

11 ай бұрын

My favourite Greek comedian

@46metube

11 ай бұрын

@@danielholm3420 duel nationality?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

We had a girl steal clothes off the "host"s dead sister.

That thing he describes about buying a baseball bat, happened to me when I bought a TV once. The clerk hands me a form, and asks me to fill in my name & address. When I enquired what it was for, they explained it was so a database can keep tabs on whether or not I have a license. I can't wrap my head around that logic. Some people will write their real information, and pay their license fee. Some people will write fake information, and not pay their license fee. Nofuckinbody is gonna write their real info, but then not pay the fee. End of seminar.

I have never heard so something so passively aggressively British than emphasising that "we had the Easter Holiday"

About 30 of us would scour the estates looking for house parties and crash them get pissed, high and choose which girl to take home. Good old days back in late 90s

Makes you think he definitely grew up with someone named Chad Hogan

I love/hate the comment about the dog. I was at a party in West Lothian and that happened

This guy's accent makes the comedy. He could recite 'The Lord's Prayer' and it would be funny! Love him!

GREAT American accent.