"Aw, look at that nice wee dog" "Watch that fuckin' dug" The difference between a dog and a dug perfectly summed up

@mrmagoo.3678

2 жыл бұрын

Aye!.. 😂

Such a great storyteller

@23bramble

2 жыл бұрын

A modern day Billy Connolly

@Joe42FL

2 жыл бұрын

@@23bramble llllóol00poí0p000

@rabidhades76388

Жыл бұрын

@@23bramble I’ll let you know what I get for you to see what you have

@rabidhades76388

Жыл бұрын

Yeah thats I’ll be here in what I was

@barrymcguire7124

Жыл бұрын

Nearly as good as myself ☺️

“This is my son The Garage”😂😂😂

You know you grew up in a dodgy part of town when you attend a party to celebrate your grannies 30th! Bahaha!

Grannies 30th birthday!! Hahahaha 🤣😂

Could listen to Kevin’s stories all night!

When I hear him doing the bit about all the (catholic) kids and 30 year old grandmas it reminds me of the scene in the film Gregory's Girl where Gregory goes out of the front door and is stepping over hundreds of young kids bawling their eyes out as he walks down the garden path :-)

@bubblezovlove7213

Жыл бұрын

Maaaaaaaan now I have to watch that... Thanks.. 👍

@linoma57

6 ай бұрын

Most Scottish catholics were humiliated by their nuns and priests

Kevin’s one of the few contemporary comedians who can make me laugh.

Love this man, I am Scottish, from Paisley. I live in South Africa since 1972. . It's like being at home when I hear him. 👏🙏❤ . Wonder if he will ever come to SA?

@mrmagoo.3678

2 жыл бұрын

I had the pleasure of having Paisley Hospital stitch Me back together once or Thrice!..hehe..lovely town so it is!

@rabbit251

2 жыл бұрын

Must be nice. I'm an American working in Japan teaching ESL. I can understand most Irish, English, and Aussies. I have been trying to work on the Scottish accent which is one of the few that I can't master yet. Some of the things he says too fast I think, some are idioms that I don't know (he explained in one video that if a house was free meant the parents were on holiday and there was going to be party whether the teens knew it or not), but I think mostly his accent is just too thick I can't catch on. But the jokes I do catch are funny! My family is hoping to go to Scotland next summer on holiday. I love comedians so Kevin seemed like a good choice. I'm told that for tourists the people mostly tone down their accent. I hope so. (I've had Japanese friends go to the US and Australia and had terrible times with the language). Really looking forward to the trip! The countryside looks so beautiful. And I love Scotch. And unfortunately due to Brexit and Covid, it's really cheap! Everyone should be taking advantage of this!

@tomeverett1032

2 жыл бұрын

Party you're on about is called an empty haha. And aye people tone their accent down a bit.

@kdburner7356

Жыл бұрын

@@tomeverett1032 can’t wrap my head around how that would be confusing lol

@jerryoshea3116

Жыл бұрын

What about SA humour? Over here in the U.S,.u have a useless f##ker fronting John Stewart's 'Daily Show',he's so funny I can't even recall his name(The show was really funny,with Jon Stewart on it). But Mr Bridges(and I'm sure he'd appreciate that pretentious intro)is following along after the likes of Billy Connolly and Chick Murray..

I’m a Mexican American and can listen to this dude all day long

@DonnyRP

Жыл бұрын

Nahhhh. Your either Mexican or American. Like me saying I’m a Jamaican Chinese man

@nigeh5326

Жыл бұрын

My girlfriend is like me English and she struggles to understand him

@thatkidwiththehoodie

Жыл бұрын

@@DonnyRP I mean… if your mum was Chinese and your dad was Jamaican (or vice versa), you literally would be. I imagine one of op’s parents is American and one is Mexican. It’s pretty simple.

@DonnyRP

Жыл бұрын

@@thatkidwiththehoodie what about all these daft African Americans? Your saying everyone of them has an African mum and American dad? NO. They all just jump on the bandwagon. That’s how thick Americans are

@thatkidwiththehoodie

Жыл бұрын

@@DonnyRP …Jesus Christ, dude.

I started understanding scottish people after watching kevin.Funny guy😂😂😂😂

@LindaC616

11 ай бұрын

Congrats! 😅 It's a rather thick one!

@charlie2578

5 ай бұрын

Not difficult to understand fella

“We *BOTH* know what the *PLAN* is here!” 4:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@envy77

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Passing the baby around like a joint 🤣😂

He's quality, just very funny and too the point!

When we moved onto a council estate, we told our kids their names were too posh and we'd have to change them to Destiny, Gage and Mariah. This reminded of that convo🤓🤓🤓

These folk you always hear whistling at comedy shows amuse me. I always imagine being in the pub with a few mates, you crack a wee joke, 5 of them laugh, but that one mate responds by jamming a couple of fingers in his mouth and whistling while slapping his thigh with his other hand... Or him watching a comedy film with the family of an evening, the family all laughing and he's sat there whistling his approval.

brilliant this guy makes me cry every time i watch him with laughter that is lol

Goodnight dad ..audience way way ahead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's an impressive crowd and deservedly so.

Eyes on the prize.. lol 😭😂😂. Brilliant.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Dressed up for their Granny's 30th"!! Hahahahahahaha

Love scots and irish one of the funniest people on the planet.

Love his facial expressions.

The best thing about watching Kevin Bridges on KZread is: You can watch it a second time with the auto generated captions turned on and see what gibberish it comes up with.

One of the best comedians on the fucking Earth !

@lilianwal2385

Жыл бұрын

Not one of the best. THE best!

Loved the several reminders that I was watching comedy

Kevin could read a Chemistry text book and make it funny

@seikousui6797

Жыл бұрын

I want him to read my fucking law books and I'll probably remember it more.

Awesome 👌

Fantastic mate,,,

Funniest guy around!!!

Fuc@@@@@.... Brilliant Kevin I never get tired of watching your video and I always get a great laugh no matter how many times I watch them.... 👌👌👌👏👏👏👏

Darts Prodigy 😂😂

Portland, Oregon. Just makes me smile. There is no place that is one thing.

Stick to the plan Andy 🤣😭

Dogdy terry was mine! Virgin when it was Cable network. got the scrambler card in the late 90's.

Funniest British comedian and I don't care what others think 😂😂😂

@stevelee9924

2 жыл бұрын

One of them, yes.

@aerogamer3549

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevelee9924 nah mate. THE BEST

@ancientmewtb

2 жыл бұрын

@@bioniksteve7696 Scotland is in Britain you bellend

@jamieeason9887

2 жыл бұрын

@@ancientmewtb but he's notorous as a scottish comedian not a british one

@MaximuS2023

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamieeason9887 pure fooking donut … what’s your definition against the word British?

Best one was "Clackmannanshire better than you think" actually on billboards

Hahaha He's Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

I met a Scottish lass who became a Grandmother at 29 yrs old.

Hes brilliant

Granny's 30th 🤣🤣🤣

10 min feeview,,,how true !!

Dear god I need to pay attention to this man!

Very funny

I’ve got a throat like a junky’s carpet 😂😂😂😂😂

Nivver call a bairn Nathan, call him somethin’.

Didn’t matter how “classy” the night started off at places like “Archaos” or “The Volcano”…in my day it inevitably ended up at “The Garage” and then a Doner Kebab or a poke of chips. Sometimes the night would migrate to Clatty Pats (“Cleopatras”).

Kev-In lol

True to life yes strays indeed.

We had a black and white TV which we could tune into the neighbours Sky TV, all cartoons in the day, then the 10 minutes preview 9...😂😂 Either that or the bra section in the littlewoods catalogue, was 1 with nipple showing through! 😂 My son don't know how easy he's got it nowadays 😂😂😂

Wow when he says 33 I totally hear “23” and he was blowing my mind there for a while

@stereoroid

2 жыл бұрын

No, 23 was right. This is from 2010.

@Leviajohnson

2 жыл бұрын

@@stereoroid wow for real? that's pretty amazing he was doing gigs like this at that age

@evitaaslanidou6150

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leviajohnson do you know at what age Dylan Moran won the Perrier Award???

@Leviajohnson

2 жыл бұрын

@@evitaaslanidou6150 no but I’d like for you to tell me

@evitaaslanidou6150

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leviajohnson At the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, he won the 'So You Think You're Funny? Award' in 1993, age 21 and the Perrier Award in 1996 at 24!

£50 in cash for 40 quid 🤣.Sorry i must make many comments of my fav Comedians over the years ,but can't help myself laughing and commenting as i watch them numerous times 🤣🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🙄🤣🤣🤣Sorry if i repeat myself 🤷‍♂️

Wee Mental Davie!..lol My Names Wee Scott.. No its no official ya Numpty!.. I loves it tho And Aye..its still better than "The Garage..Jnr"

We would have Mongy Vinny in Eccles 😭

The satellite dish almost caused my parents to divorce haha my Dad was admire t we were gonna have one despite my mum’s protest the. One day we get home from school, probably around 98 and there it was. She hit the roof, almost literally hahaha

😆

RTL the top less darts haha my god ma da loved the German channels 😂

Lol the box is usually empty. That's right TV upstairs when children should go to bed

The greatest

We named our son The Sub Club

Ohhh, I was the 1k maker ;)

Wit a set. JC Kev own the tube? Aye breakin hearts as per. Wit a boy. Big Firestarter fan ma man. Sorry about your pops, ma man. That is tough. Take care, Black Bear. You're a legend. Titans uRny built, they are Forged 💪 big time Clyde. Spanker. H+B courze ma man. 🫡 ama nabdeez biz chief. 🖤🙏

Haha

This is funny from the outside looking in, because he looks pasty, chubby, and with a cute accent lol

Aye and the wee dugs are always the worst 😂

When was this?

@conors4430

2 жыл бұрын

This was probably 10 years ago

@cliffclavin3865

2 жыл бұрын

It was his first tour in 2010

Only problem is Kevin.. your no fae Glesga.. your fae Clydebank 😏

@PaulS1888

2 жыл бұрын

only problem is he stays in the west end and that's Glesga the last time I looked

"mummii"

I went to Glasgow to pick my wife up when she was ill,she was in stobe Hill that was an eye opener in their glasgow was fine.but it has a big problem with drugs

2:12

5 whole 20 second adverts on a ten minute video is acc insane youtube needs to fix up

yet haha

I was a bit slow when he said passing round a joint first thing that came into my head was a leg of lamb

the last time someone handed me a baby i said "no thanks im a vegetarian" nobodies ever handed me a baby since.

When people ask me if I'd like to see a photo of their baby I say "no thanks I've seen a baby before" I don't get invited to many people's kids birthday parties wonder why

...or guys with names like "Kevin" - clean-shaven, bright-smiley, high-school heart throb comedian.

Hi😁😁😁😁

Speaking as a Glasgow Man, the tough-guy image is overrated. Many of the guy's around me aren't that tough. I mean, they can't show vulnerability and many of them drown out their emotions with alcohol and other drugs which isn't tough at all really.

@stephen7865

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a murder capital and one of the most dangerous cities in Europe man 😂

@marlonx73

2 жыл бұрын

ah'll git ye a wee pal then (feckin Nathan)

@j.a.george9229

2 жыл бұрын

It's not much different here in the States. In fact, in a lot of ways, it's worse. Makes you wanna hide your face with one hand as you walk by.

@UstashaMe84

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the same every where man. Every place has tuff guys but they aren’t the majority lol. Most people don’t even like to fight.

@j_c2225

Жыл бұрын

Glasgow is nothing compared Liverpool

& soo young.. just love fresh comedian who’s amazing in my accent.. AbsolutelyPureDeadBrilliantByTheWaySoItIs.. Pure fkn brilliant sit is & I need t chill the fk up & till with the power of the glow of life.. & Herod my prophet .. I’m at risk of joining.. (or creating) the appreciation cult… Clearly faithful devotees must prove their irreverent comment by signing a small empowerment of attorney over irksome & ultimately an unfulfilling situation of holding pointless worldly assets.. in themselves quite inconsequential however, wen tempered with pressing current affairs, global tensions with our Ukrainian Bretherin must be considered…. 7/0. .. .. this…. Only one will ever know. & he would take it to the grave.. Loyalty.. 👊 to me personally.., be assured your contribution to everlasting salvation and deviating fornicating bla-bla bla lol 😉 I’m in.. let me help.. say the word..! 😉😉

@TimberWolfmanV6

2 жыл бұрын

& I liked these.. y.. because their fkn worth it & you fkn know it…. Aaah aaaah.. stp.. pls.. 1 moment…. We are…. (This is not included & I know it seems lame but pls Stay with the sequence of stuff that’s coming..) Trust me it’ll all be worth it 😏😉😇 Head’s up. I know you don’t know this but huge global changes are underway.. it’s a highly significant nexus in our current timeline & stasis moments. These are deeply fascinating.. some remaining records are cathartic to mind-game & plot./& reply .. hmm .. I can’t help feeling these few txt’s 🙃☺️😇 surf .. submerge … combine.. join .. synchronize.. .. Fk it all.. Fk everything… Be free….

Anyone else have to turn on the subtitles for this? 😆

@NuclearFridge1

2 жыл бұрын

No...

@yourrightimsooosorry884

2 жыл бұрын

I turn it on for an extra bonus giggle Kev: "blowing his whistle" Subtitles: bolognese vessel 10:30

If artists impressions of upcoming developments in inner were honest they wouldn't show beautiful people sitting At street tables In designer clothes sipping capucino if they honest they would show people in sports direct tracksuits drinking special brew and methadone it's the same in every city

Hi

9 oh 5

Glasgow. The trans capital of Europe. Brilliant stuff.

@thatkidwiththehoodie

Жыл бұрын

Is that true? Glasgow of all places?

@Dan-lg4bs

5 ай бұрын

🤢

Yes well many do prefer a joint over a baby reason why the end up in care.

He’s never 23!!??

@cmjones83

2 жыл бұрын

He was then. 2010.

Yes ironic my dish faced my ex mother's house opposite side of town and train station.Ironic that.I paid for sky so I didn't have to sit with my Dad.Oh and so I could beeppp

An advert after 1 minute, really??

Material great:timing better

40 quid

My name is Sam Oates bideford and demi the dog

What language is he speaking?! 😅😂

@linoma57

6 ай бұрын

It's Italian his real name is fuctivanno😊

@SuperMikado282

26 күн бұрын

I thought it was Serbo-Croat.😊

In holland glasgow is known as the gay capitol of the world, loaded with guys who are just in denail

I do enjoy Kevin bridges. The only negative I’d say is he’s very predictable. Like you can guess the punchline half way through

@linoma57

6 ай бұрын

I can to he's got decent scriptwriter which helps

@isyt1

6 ай бұрын

@@linoma57 you think someone writes his jokes?

@linoma57

6 ай бұрын

@@isyt1 An amount..that's how comedy works..same for all comedians

@isyt1

6 ай бұрын

@@linoma57 I’d expect that in things like 8 out of 10 cats and the like but expected stand up to be more personal

@SusanHenderson-dx8li

4 ай бұрын

That's because none of the matierial is his own. Steals the Big Yin's stuff constantly along with other comedians much superior to this excuse of a Glaswegian!

I miss my dad less after you

This guy looks like Count Chocula

Scottish problems tv and holidays....

Right why is it always £40 that the dodgy lads always ask for like tf? One time I got a £100 gift card for forty quid

1st

@michaelgallagher3640

2 жыл бұрын

Proud of Ya

@harezy

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgallagher3640 Thanks man been waiting my whole life for this moment 🤣

@scottjudge5970

2 жыл бұрын

1st place nob more like

@xSUZUKI

2 жыл бұрын

Glaswegians love him...he speaks their language... all colloquialisms. I love him (not in a game way) lol

@okimthestig

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottjudge5970 Scott you shouldn’t Judge.

Does the tough guys have fake white teeth 🤪 besides their body physique , you notice them a mile away