The FIFA Playstation highlights and Motherwell beating Colombia lines had me in stitches.

@Matty.Hill_87

2 жыл бұрын

I lost is at that bit 😭😂

@GuinessOriginal

Жыл бұрын

It’s all those Colombian lines

@Matty.Hill_87

Жыл бұрын

@@GuinessOriginal 😂😂

@keithkrick234

Жыл бұрын

When you auto populate a world cup and only by the knockout stage you realize Northampton Town and LA Galaxy have snuck in😄

@NoodleBomber

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Billy Connolly is a celebrity comic, but Kevin is like listening to a mate telling you what happened. So much rings true. Clearly a comedian and an observer of human interaction. Love it. Regards from sunny Spain

@jacktowers7533

2 жыл бұрын

Ever since that Siesta gag he’s now forever known as El Kev I N

@teresareynolds4364

Жыл бұрын

He's absolutely Brilliant, chokes me every time,

@bluefirefly515

Жыл бұрын

@@teresareynolds4364 m.

Johnny's wife was raging to see Johnny and his secret boyfriend on the show 😆

The way he talks about the sesh times, we all been there. 😆

@nickevershedmusic8927

2 жыл бұрын

No

@justamanchimp

2 жыл бұрын

Simpler times

@alanmacification

2 жыл бұрын

Ha! I'm doing that now. It's my own fault too because it's legal here and I was too lazy to go to the store. Scraping out my grinder and using two lights, one with gas, one that still sparks.

@ToppovDejungle

2 жыл бұрын

@@alanmacification Ah, the two lighters one fire. Classic xD

@jakeboyden23

Жыл бұрын

Gas n flick when the gas is low

“When did Motherwell play Colombia? That’s quite a result for the ‘well” lol 😂

"Having Fajitas and I rolled a belter".... waaaaay tooo funny :)

Bet Johnny wasn't supposed to be there and now his wife is gunna be pissed when he gets home 😂

He captures the total skag feeling of 6am in the morning after an all nighter so well. I can actually feel it as he describes it even now as a 44 year old

@leeosborne547

7 ай бұрын

😂brilliant!😂

Not just a great comic, also an all-time great storyteller

@joannebattersby8365

2 жыл бұрын

And this is so valuable. In my home town in northern Ontario there is a family of interestingly rowdy brothers all fantastic storytellers. I don't drink but used to go to the booze-up just to hear one of the Emerson brothers chat. Just chat. And fabulous stories fall out.

@lankon1991

2 жыл бұрын

If you're a fan of story telling comedians then I'd really recommend Tom Segura. 👌

@grantharrismusic

2 жыл бұрын

I once accidentally bought a horse

@bchearne

2 жыл бұрын

@@lankon1991 oh, definitely already a fan of Segura. The podcast he does with his wife Christina P is money, too

@221b-Maker-Street

2 жыл бұрын

@@joannebattersby8365 If you haven't already discovered Kevin's *horse story* on _Would I Lie To You_ (WILTY) I can highly recommend it! Bob Mortimer is also a fabulous WILTY storyteller - topped off with Lee Mack's lightning wit and David Mitchell's eloquent rants, the programme is a sheer delight imo. 😊

Literally everything is funny with a Scottish accent - it’s an absolute gift

@Notevenallowedtoburnwood

11 ай бұрын

No. This is one of his weaker sets. His accent can't boost weak writing.

@Jan_Mac

4 ай бұрын

Glaswegians are very dryly funny people. Kind, caring, but with our scary accent we appear aggressive to tourists. Diamonds 🌟

"I took 3 tortillas".. Jesus that was brilliant lmao!

@DKM.23

Жыл бұрын

Pass me the skins.. eh I mean tortillas.. 😂😂 fucking dying the whole way through that bit

Johnny has to relax

@WaspGenocide

2 жыл бұрын

Never, ever, ever sit in the front row at comedy shows. :D

@kathrynmceachern9503

Жыл бұрын

No kidding.

@JosephE-yd6ks

Жыл бұрын

Johnny's dog just died

@spikegaming3825

Жыл бұрын

He’s just being rude at that point

@chrisboyslimuk5186

Жыл бұрын

Yeah too true - he looks like he's determined not to enjoy himself. Hope he was more chilled later in the show. :) :)

Lol lol lol...Looks like Jonnie was expecting Michael McIntyre !

I don’t like how relatable this was 😭😭

@archiepilcher6727

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@annbond5040

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

Absolutely funny as feck. It's properly accurate too, I'm sad to say that I've been there, waiting for the first shop to open up for more beer. He's definitely lived that as well.

The man's a genius imo. Can't wait to see him live this year

@louisnieuwenhuizen5148

Жыл бұрын

Is he dying next year then?

@GuinessOriginal

Жыл бұрын

@@louisnieuwenhuizen5148 how?

@luiswebster

Жыл бұрын

@@louisnieuwenhuizen5148 u brainless mate?

@dot2742

Жыл бұрын

@@louisnieuwenhuizen5148 what

@epender

Жыл бұрын

Do you two not understand there's two meanings of the word "live"? Can't believe I have to explain such a simple joke...

The morning after a session is so bang on🤣big heart to hearts with ya mate “shall we have one more game?”

"Pass me the skins.. I mean tortillas" 😭😂

Justified comparison to the Big Yin. Material, timing, stage presence, everything perfect.

He's a bloody genius

Johnny looks pissed old mate ratted him out 😂

I have fell in love with the Scottish accent.

Love how he says out… ooooot lol

@danmar007

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he spent some time in Canada! :-)

@leonrussell9607

2 жыл бұрын

@@danmar007 Canada took it from us

@danmar007

2 жыл бұрын

@@leonrussell9607 LOL!! I wouldn't be surprised.

Best comedian around.

Reminded me of living on the border and driving to Coldstream for lock ins. This guy is the best stand up in the UK as far as I’m concerned 👍😎

Glad they've uploaded the bit with Johnny again. Only seen it reuploaded about 5 or 6 times..

@theogmonk4299

2 жыл бұрын

Ah was worried you was bored but panic over ur not even into double figures yet few more uploads to go yet 🙌

@malahammer

2 жыл бұрын

awwwwww poor you :(

cheeks are aching ffs brilliant

Here in Japan a night out can last from Friday night to Monday morning if you got the cash 😂

@JC-km5xw

2 жыл бұрын

Aye but what you call a sesh is a monday morning warm up over here

@gentlemaninjapan1994

2 жыл бұрын

@@JC-km5xw Japan has all you can drink 2 hours for around 8 quid ;)

@brucejason06

2 жыл бұрын

You don't need cash for that

@daviel6595

2 жыл бұрын

Glasgow it can last week

@MonstaTrapz

2 жыл бұрын

Standard mate

Absolutely hilarious

I really can't get my head around why people find him hard to understand. He speaks excellent English and pronounces every word perfectly. His accent doesn't make it harder to hear either.

@GuinessOriginal

Жыл бұрын

It’s just Americans

@ijustyap

Жыл бұрын

Probably just with us Americans. I understood quite a good bit, but some were foreign to my ears. Enjoyed it nonetheless

@laestrella9727

Жыл бұрын

As with any accent... The less like your own it is.. the harder it will be to get used to the new sound patterns. Not offensive, very normal.

@amitoj

Жыл бұрын

I haven’t had this much trouble understanding someone in a long time no cap 😂

@seanscanlon9067

Жыл бұрын

If you asked people to repeat what Kevin has just said then I expect that they can but just do not understand the local references, slang and terminology. Like the 'Well for example when talking about football.

Reading these comments feeling accomplished I can understand him XD

'I told ya I was having a 'mad one'😆

Thanks big man.needed to crack a smile .fuckin difficult at times.3 skin tortilla tho !!🤣🤣🤣👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😷

Class Kev, absolute class 👏👏👏👏😂😂🤣🤣🤣👊👊👍

the LOOK on Johnny's face! 😂😂😂

@b8nnytez

2 ай бұрын

Johnny sits in front seat at a brutal comedian's show Johnny - 😡

Learners of English as a second language: “why am I hearing boss music?”

@gaz9957

2 жыл бұрын

Always felt sorry for the french student teachers they sent over to us. Ended up questioning their entire education by the end of it.

@royal7800

2 жыл бұрын

I’d say I understood about 75% but laughed 100% of the time

@Burning_Dwarf

Жыл бұрын

Understood him fine, tho might have to do the language one starts from.

almost spat my beer out watching this lol

Let's invade the cayman Islands

Johnny laughed once during the rest of the show

I told you that I was having a mad one 😂😂

Scottish, have a great comedian in every generation. Ordinary people are as funny as comedians. The Glaswegian slang is very funny, and generally Scottish banter is hilarious.

@RafaelW8

2 жыл бұрын

Enjoy your night mate.

@mrnice7570

Жыл бұрын

@@ndist8524 your a 🤡

@kaimade27

Жыл бұрын

@@ndist8524 Just like the Scots

@tomrake3264

Жыл бұрын

@@RafaelW8 *hand on shoulder*

@mikeyp0131

Жыл бұрын

@@RafaelW8 minted mate!

"Mayhem and Shoes." Like it.👍🏻

I love the sound of Icelandic

Fucking hilarious he's also laughing at his own shite. Kev knows he funny as FUXK!! Love from America, dude!

Johnny seems a bit tense. Throw him the video box skin 1 up.

Jonny is pissed off!

A Snide Enquiry XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This guy is hilarious with subtitles

Excellent!

´you had to be seen to be doin something about that´ primary school beef, this is so fuckn funny 😂

Outstanding. Kevin. Your. A. Genius. X. .

@evilmario6061

Жыл бұрын

You're

He's spot on in he 😁😂

Johnny looks like he was gonna have a conniption

Very very good lesson 👌👌

Comedians are the best phycologists.

@connienail4013

Жыл бұрын

Serious phycologists, mate.

@dondoodat

Жыл бұрын

Algae is no laughing matter.

@ChristianRobotHead

Жыл бұрын

@@dondoodat word 🤙

Genius

Man I wish I could understand this

@Pedant_Patrol

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao. Don't we all.

@phatseadonkey7505

2 жыл бұрын

Man I've been bullshitting myself for a bit pretending I understood what he was saying

@ebombcdxx

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and I even have the CC on.

@justamanchimp

2 жыл бұрын

You all must be from Lemmington spa

@alanmacification

2 жыл бұрын

He's dialed it down quite a bit. I've seen clips from Scottish TV where he is full-on Glaswegian. Same with Frankie Boyle.

underrated comedian 🤣

@Mr82rebel

10 ай бұрын

By who

'A disgrace to the art of rolling' No me mate, I learned on the hard seats up the stairs and in the phone boxes

Can't believe, that out 59k people who watched this less than 1000 liked it.

@jjroseknows777

2 жыл бұрын

First, like me, 5000 clicked away because they couldn't understand 3 words in a sentence.. Sorry.

Lovely language! Quite similar to English

@mrnice7570

Жыл бұрын

🤡

@ratemyshins

Жыл бұрын

Get some working ears mate

Even the closed caption system has no idea what this guy is saying. At around 3:50 or so the caption read, "mayhem and shoes," but I believe he said "mayhem ensues." Don't quote me on that though.

@judsdragon

2 жыл бұрын

u are correct lol

the new Billy

Fucking gold and the story about the gear etc spot on

@supranismo2264

11 ай бұрын

Peetestaaar

Johnny needs lighten up

I'm that guy that turns a night out into a Lifetime Sesh! 😂

@MiMiTo_10

Жыл бұрын

Anyone who says this is not that guy, guy.

@ashr8327

Жыл бұрын

Do yee aye?

@josephblaint777

Жыл бұрын

Isn't that just a positive way of saying you have crippling alcoholism?

You can _definitely_ tell he's smoked weed before lol. Scraping together hairy joints out of the left over scuff from the 'skinning up box', trying to light a joint with a fucked disposable lighter (or two - one with flint, one with gas), before giving up and using the toaster.....every stoner has been there at some point lol

“Johnny looks like a “Gammon” who’s been told he’ll have the join the “Others” queue at Benidorm passport control. Either that or his mates told him the strippers would be on by now!!

Fucking spot on description

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

It’s the only time I’ve consciously turned on the English sub-titles but even they struggled.

@mrnice7570

Жыл бұрын

Pish

@Rick_Zune

Жыл бұрын

Let me guess, American?

@grantharrismusic

Жыл бұрын

@@Rick_Zune nope

@Rick_Zune

Жыл бұрын

@@grantharrismusic Strange, tend to only be Americans that can't understand anything but US English hence why the fill the comment section under any Scot/Irish video with comments similar to yours. As a none native English speaker my self I only have issues with UK/Scot specific slang but that's the case with all to me none native comics.

Wtf is up with Johnny 😂

God he’s awesome ah

Brialliant😂😂😂

i FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED

I've just trumped

I really thought his accent was part of some joke he was telling. I guess the joke is on me.

He's brill very clever and funny ,oh bye the way he's a Glaswedian guess we're that is Scotland !!!

@jamesodonnell6399

Жыл бұрын

Can't spell we're sorry ,he's Kevin Bridges a great replacement for our man Billy

@user-nb1lx6hm2i

5 ай бұрын

You can compare the two. Both are comedy giants. Kevin rocks.!!❤❤

The paranoid rec has to be Kev i n. 😆 Sorry Kevin Al give u a quid

dude looks like an older, scottish version of gaten matarazzo with short hair

fifa highlights 😂😂

He looks like that boy from Stranger Things

@silassilas1578

Жыл бұрын

11?

poor Johnny

That's when the olganizrl hes fessed weh the intelrnl polehtechs of the soshul serlcul

The stand up comedians of Planet Earth can just sod off as far as I’m concerned.

Well lm sorry you don't understand because you are really missing out. He is hilarious. I'm English it's taken time but l understand 90%.,👍

I need subtitles

This is a guy I would never say too, enjoy your night mate. He would be first on my celebrity dinner table. Without getting stabbed mate.

Who else is going hahahah

Johnny was NOT happy

Really? I’m from the Midlands and understand every word

A boy from clydebank who became important. I’ve met Kevin took him home to his mums house in faifley.

@jockmackay9582

Жыл бұрын

Polis

@Bobby-xr4bo

Жыл бұрын

@@jockmackay9582 class lol

Scottish Bill Burr

@jockmackay9582

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonmurray4895 youve never watched a single second of Bill Burr then? Either that or you don't know what bigotry is.

Need to use subtitles -- what language was he speaking?

He is everything i thought a scotts man should be,thats why they call them stroppy socks,

OH! Johnny! A word. If you sit front and centre at a gig like this, chances are strong you're gonna get targeted by y'man up on stage. So your options are; Don't attend... Sit somewhere where you'll be less vulerable OR - and here's a concept - fuckin' lighten up and enjoy yourself... ye c..., ye 🤨

@user-nb1lx6hm2i

5 ай бұрын

He doesn't " get it.". Lol 😂😂😂

Jeez could this channel have any more adverts in a video???

I watched the transcript as he spoke and I have to tell you YT’s interpretation of what he said was nearly as funny as him.

Okay I need some clarification regarding that last part.. Am I correct in interpreting "skins" as rolling papers? If so, why would he take three, specifically because of being a hash smoker? WTF are you up to in britain?

@christophercox9150

Жыл бұрын

Correct. With a careful lick here and there it was possible to combine two or more regular papers or 'skins' into something much larger. With skill it could be rolled into a giant joint. It could then be shared among a larger group or maybe just for the purpose of showing off. He's humorously equated this with rolling fajitas at a family BBQ.

@jockmackay9582

Жыл бұрын

Rolling great big joints that can be shared. Nobody wants the shame of buying big skins, so you buy normal sized ones and stick them together!

@sullisen

Жыл бұрын

@@jockmackay9582 thought I had answered the previous guy who answered me.. I'm aware of sticking several papers together, allegedly utilized the skill once or twice in my life, my confusion was more that he specifies that it's for hash, making it sound like it's not applicable to bud?

@jockmackay9582

Жыл бұрын

@@sullisen im about the same age as Kev, and bud was not plentiful in Scotland back then, so everybody smoked hash. You might even hear Scottish people refer to any kind of cannabis as "hash" which is obviously confusing. Totally applies to bud too though

@paulmorgancollings7833

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, so you can roll the famous "camberwell carrot ".

Well Shows It Was A Difficult 2

@mariarahelvarnhagen2729

2 жыл бұрын

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