"can ye lean in please, yer gonnae fockin tip this thing" lost it

@stephenhayward6643

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

The Scottish accent just makes it better

@Jesse__H

3 жыл бұрын

It really does. Sometimes I wonder how funny I'd find him if he was an American.

@LaFlaneuse0

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jesse__H probably not at all. I wonder about that sometimes. I brush it off as we'd praise any comedian who can deliver a joke well, and he surely does that.

@pkwillsmokeu7723

2 жыл бұрын

Id give anything to have a scottish accent narrate my every day life

@Clarkgravel

2 жыл бұрын

No question mate - it's why Billy Connolly was so successful!.

@carolineforbes8889

2 жыл бұрын

He's good. But not as good as Lee Evans.

Kevin is so universally relatable, we all have grown up with such a friend or know of such a person with his demeanor and sense of humor.

@bigcal007

2 жыл бұрын

I I Iiuuuuu Iuuu I I7’u 8 Y yea Imiuuuuuuuuas iI I I

I was taking the last swig/full mouthful out of my beer at full pour when he delivered the "It's pretty obvious, I am not a toddler!." line and it was painful to say the least.

‘Imagine if someone took a shite in your kettle, you’d be furious wouldn’t ye? It’s a social faux pas.’ Has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

"Documentary fat" 😆😆😆

Kevin's material is good but the presentation... *best* in the world!!

The guy in the audience laughing at his 36inch waist lmao

@edwardjewell8793

2 жыл бұрын

That was so fucking funny! I had to watch it 10 times.

The limo driver telling them they will tip the car over🤣🤣

"Bounces over with the energy and enthusiasm of people who have not been punched in the face" BWhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

@TheOmegaRiddler

2 жыл бұрын

I would have went with "Bounces over with the enthusiasm of someone who's never been asked to see his manager, a man who has not had his ring destroyed by retail."

His mannerisms and facial expressions just remind me of my Irish friend 🤣 great stuff kev.i.n

@berkasaurusrex5201

3 жыл бұрын

Strange because he's Scottish

@danemartin2647

3 жыл бұрын

@@berkasaurusrex5201 I know he is, and my mates still irish

@truthseeker2030

2 жыл бұрын

@@berkasaurusrex5201 what's your point?

@truthseeker2030

2 жыл бұрын

Great sense of humour the Irish. Scots descended from the Irish

@yuchendeng9814

2 жыл бұрын

just run that by me again?

"Toddlers, pedophiles and the mentally handicapped, and I felt self-conscious, it's pretty obvious I am not a toddler"

@user-dw3qf5vg9p

2 жыл бұрын

that killed me. i didnt not expect that at all..

My god this made me laugh harder than I have done in a long while!

@bonzobanzi1137

2 жыл бұрын

I'm literally crying here, the line, I wouldn't come over to your house and shite in your kettle, just sent me over the edge into hysterics.

@jordanstevenson942

Жыл бұрын

@@bonzobanzi1137 you’ve changed man!!!

Being able to understand Kevin Bridges is like feeling you know a second language.

@TrueBlueEG8

3 жыл бұрын

Really?? I'm irish and i think his speech and diction are very good. Not hard to understand at all.

@JB-vd8bi

2 жыл бұрын

Usually just means you're a seppo

@3DCGdesign

2 жыл бұрын

@@JB-vd8bi so... seppos CAN understand Kevin? I thought seppos would be the opposite. Cheers, BJ from Oz, ya halfback flanker.

@3DCGdesign

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrueBlueEG8 yeah, I understand him just fine. But my wife (who is fluent in 4 languages) can't understand him, and I find it pretty funny.

@JB-vd8bi

2 жыл бұрын

@@3DCGdesign I'm Australian too mate. Usually means you're a seppo thinking it's like understanding a second language. Half back flanker lmao

The best stand up comedian I've ever seen in my lifetime

He's a natural for sure ...with a cheeky smile to boot

«You’ve changed man» 😂😂😂

“Not a documentary fat” 😂😂😂

"I'm a 5 a side player. I just go for the *showers!"* 0:15 😆😅

I love his smile. Reminds me of the class clowns in highschool

Kevin is of the school of Billy Connolly comedy - either could read from the Sunday newspaper and make it funny

I do not laugh. At nothing. Except this guy. Hurt me of laughing 😂

@hairyfishcakes

2 жыл бұрын

You are in love with him

@Snookbone

2 жыл бұрын

You're lying.

Omg I just laugh so hard out loud, can't stop, love you Kevin, genious

Public pool sounded to me Pub like pool .. or I’m I just too high?! Love this guy he is amazing. His accent makes his performances 20 times more funny

‘ how you put your elbows up on the tiles’ 😂

1:38 that is so true 😂

Gotta get me a Farm Foods bag earn me some respect on the streets!

The toddler line gets me just as much as the first time I heard it. Genius.

Man i fucking LOST it the way he said "PEDOpHiLeS" after toddlers.

I love the look on his face lol 👏🏻😆👏🏻👌🏻

A social faux pas 😂😂😂

8:20 what I'm here for 😂😂😂😂😂

What a laff pure class

The length of my local pool is 50m so you wouldn't have been pretending XD Well done on the diversion XD Thank you for sharing your routine, Mate

Shite in the kettle caught me off guard !!!

🤣on so many different levels

Shitting in a kettle is a social faux pas hahaha

Funny, funny man!

Shite in the kettle. I almost had a hernia!

I hope he comes to Edinburgh in 2024. It would be amazing to see him in person.

So bloody funny

Im my school the public pool is in the same building and a old man in speedos was there and I could not stop laughing and being disgusted at the same time this was in Scotland

@volvos60bloke

3 жыл бұрын

what?

😭😭😭😂😂have we got any fat people in???

best comedian in the world today

I am never ever going to a farm food after listening to this

‘You’ve changed man’

When he was miming holding up a kettle with a shite in it at some point he should've said: "What am I supposed to do with this?"

😂😂😂😂😂

I learned Scottish just so I can understand you!

I think I’d be disgusted... but also secretly a little bit impressed.

God bless aw the Fat Burds a loves ye all Equally

It's good stuff after you turn on the subtitles.

Did you say "faux pas" or "full pot"? 😂

funny as feck

Haw,,,,, Baw Heid!

I was imagining the kettle shite to be diarrhea so no one could tell until someone took a drink!!

@Kornchipzzz

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for ruining my breakfast

i was the sixth. im suer this guys mazin

Anything that comes easy in life is not worth having. Hate to tell you loosing weight is the easy part. Keeping it off is the hard bit. Regards Oor Welly 🤗☕

What? Fan foods bag?

No Kettle joke?

Scottish Lee Evans ere

@rssmdb1

2 жыл бұрын

Hardly. Kevin’s funny

@connorinnes8987

2 жыл бұрын

@@rssmdb1 I'm not saying that. Lee Evans was my fave comedian when I was a youngster and Kevin is my fave these days ‼️👊🏿

@mattmcgahan

2 жыл бұрын

@@rssmdb1 Aye, Lee Evans is shite. Pulls a gormless face and it's meant to be hysterically funny!

@rssmdb1

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattmcgahan yep, I’ve never understood why people thought he was so hysterical. I found him more irritating than anything else.

I love Kevin's style. However, is it just me? Or is there a wider trend with folk who've done Live At Apollo of instead of just saying a sentence, we tend to get a strange collage of each word of the sentence all being repeated over and over for around thirty seconds before moving on the the second sentence and ditto? Sure, it doesn't make anyone necessarily less funny unless they're just a c*nt, but ist is a bit wierd. Almost like a surreal attempt at hypnotizing the joke over to us in case we're thick?

I had no idea what he meant by fanfootsback

@saurabhbhoomkar1106

3 жыл бұрын

Farmfood's bag

@OFFPLAYER-qc5sh

3 жыл бұрын

It a shop I think

@sallycraig2730

3 жыл бұрын

Far foods is a supermarket that sells mostly frozen food at reasonable / affordable prices.

@MrMottestyles

2 жыл бұрын

Think Iceland shops down south.

@batch_2731

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrMottestyles farmfoods is more than just down south dude. I'm in the northeast of the Scotland and we have one.

But his brogue is so powerful I lose much of the joke

@emilyrobbins3238

3 жыл бұрын

Captions work 90% of the time on this

@rockeerockey6941

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilyrobbins3238 YT turns off closed captioning often

@JB-vd8bi

2 жыл бұрын

@@rockeerockey6941 Seppos gonna Sepp

@rockeerockey6941

2 жыл бұрын

@@JB-vd8bi Rockee's gonna rock! Sheesh!

@rockeerockey6941

2 жыл бұрын

@@emilyrobbins3238 Captions just don't get it with humor\jokes

Anyone Prefer a gammon 🥩 steak??

One thing that bewilds me is how over-weight people ask other over-weight people for tips about getting slim, instead of them asking slim people how they stay that way.

@janehalper2388

2 ай бұрын

I'm slim, and get a heap of criticism of my food choices and lifestyle (WFPB) from fat people

Liz Truss

14 stone man?? he doesnt really look that far away lol i'm guessing he meant 40

@ryancarroll951

2 жыл бұрын

Watch it back he meant 14

A what bag?

Is it just me, or is 14 stone not that much? That's around 89 kilos. That's not a rare weight. I know many who weigh more haha

@croccroc4000

2 жыл бұрын

That's the joke...

@tamielizabethallaway2413

2 жыл бұрын

That was the point! 🙄 He said: . "I'm chubby....but not "documentary fat!" It's not like you're going to see me on the telly in *The 14 Stone Man!"*

I’m

Second

The what bag...? 🤔

@Kiwisilverfox106

3 жыл бұрын

Farm Foods Bag ( it’s a supermarket)

@stecam

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kiwisilverfox106 thanks man, couldn’t quite get my ears round it 👍

@batch_2731

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kiwisilverfox106 Not actually a supermarket but otherwise good job.

The cloudy porter etiologically enter because exhaust interstingly snow out a elite loss. delicious, broken wrench

Fffffffirst

@Snookbone

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up

What language is he speaking???

@jgalt155

2 жыл бұрын

Eh? .

@kath5759

2 жыл бұрын

English but with Scottish accent

Please put subtitles. CC is useless with this accent.

During a taping of the Biggest Loser TV show, they had the contestants 🐘-🐗-🐖-🦏stampeding down my beach, I was having my lunch break🍔 ,🍟s& 🥤. One contestant gave my food a wanting eye, I noticed and put my elbow on the table to shield my food from attack & uttered a snarl.

@Snookbone

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@Joe-hc7gq

2 жыл бұрын

@@Snookbone calm down big man

@roadtonowhere497

2 жыл бұрын

your beach?

KEVIN IS SO FUNNY IT IS UNATURAL